ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What does PAR think of water

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>>10535239
They're alright, I guess.

>>10535239
I can only think of two that I actually really like.
Those being Golisopod and Relicanth.

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>Sylvie wake up with a yawn and realize Stibium carried you to the bed after you passed out for the night
>He's too nice
>Get up and go see if there's coffee
>>10535239
Water pokemon are neat especially the ones that can disappear into water and its like they meld with it.

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>>10535239
they seem neat

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>>10535239
They're wet.

>>10535357
>There's coffee left in the jar and a few berries in the table
>Stibium and Probe are nowhere in sight

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>>10535705
>Grab a mug and dole out some coffee and grab a nice berry
>Eat and drink in silence for the most part reflecting on the events of yesterday, blushing slightly when thinking about him carrying you

Hey PAR what's with Sinjoh?

>>10536406
Gays

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>>10536406
Nothing, why?

>>10536455
What?
>>10536502
Is it good for training or something?

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>>10536518
No it's not good for anything please stay away.
(Just reiterating this, what Quincy wants doesn't match what his player wants, feel free to invade him.)

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>>10536406
It's cold and full of things that would look very nice on my shelf.

>>10536406
An interesting area to research!
I would love to see what it holds as a region!

>>10536555
>>10536558
Cold, huh?
Um, I'll see if I can get something that can use fire...
>Rolling to see how easy it is for anon to order in a Larvesta, thank god for Devon cash.
>>10536629
Why don't you go check it out?

>>10536666
>nice digits!
Oh I'd love to, but I'm currently stuck researching ice types here in sinnoh.

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>>10536666
>Quads.
>Turns out someone at Devon had one for trade.
>I'm an evil little fucker so... Who'd he trade for it?
>1-3 Nincada 4-6 Ninjask 7-9 Shedinja 0 Dustox
>>10536805
Well! If you ever need someone to help you out, I'm on the case.

im gay

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>>10536666
Fire won't save you unless you know exactly what you're doing or want to fight lots of ghosts to claim a home for yourself.
Both options are bad, stay away please.

>>10536995
Then go to Sinjoh!

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>>10537032
Well... If there's cool stuff to see it won't stop me!
>Time to grab some bug chow for the road, one less Ninjask food at least.
>Rolling for time to Johto first with last two numbers.

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>>10537032
>Buddy's asleep
>Roll to cut the weeb

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>>10537628
>Was waiting to see if someone would pick up Quincy's doublade and stop it
>You cut a weeb
>Why would you do this
"Fuck off or I'll melt you down and feed you to my doublade."

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>>10538453
>Smug blade noises.
>Point at Quincy, then to sordself.
>Make X motion over eye.
>Point at Buddy then to the door.
>CLANK

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>>10538564
"...If I kill you, she leaves?"
>He consider this for a second.
"Meh, that's what I want."
>No it's not.
>He's not quite sure who he's lying to, but he knows he's lying.

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ZU'U UNSLAAD! BOLOG NIVAHRIIN ZAAM!

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>>10538654
>CLANK
>Smug scimitar: LEVEL 60 BULLYTECH: Give the Weeb an Indian burn.
>Rolling.
>>10538876
Nivahriin.

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>>10538900
BOVUL DIIL BRENDON ZUN!

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>>10538900
>Dubs indian burn
"FUCK YOU!"
>He attempts to grab the sword's scabbard and throw it in the fire

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>>10539000
...
>>10539199
>You missed.
>Smuggest blade rummages through Buddy's bag.
>Rollan to give you another try,

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>>10539266
I AM WAITING. AMATIV. BOVUL. DO YOU NOT FEAR DEATH JOOR?

>>10539507
>toss rock at

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>>10535239
>>10535273
No. they're gross.

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>>10537237
>Finally arrived in Johto.
>Time to get up to Sinjoh!
>Are there maps of Sinjoh? Probably not.
>Rolling for travel time with last two numbers + 10, gotta catch some bugs.

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>>10539522
>dubs rockthrowing
AIEEEEEEEEE
YOU HAVE PICKED UP THE WEAPONS OF MY ANCIENT FOES, BUT YOU ARE NOT THEIR EQUAL. MY TEETH TO YOUR NECK JOOR! MULAAGI ZOHK LOT! I CANNOT BE DEFEATED HERE, BY YOU OR ANYONE ELSE!

VEN! MUL! RIIK!
>Charizard Used Smokescreen!
>Charizard has fled!

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>>10539266
>There is no second try
>Quincy sighs, sitting in front of the couch and watching the fire.

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>>10539634
I dunno, Magikarp taste alright to me, maybe you just have bad taste.

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>>10539725
>Oh great this is what I get for saying anything even in the discord
>I was shitposting dude, chill, I figured you weren't scripting but like
>all these dubs what the fuck even
>Quincy throws a few planks onto the fire and then sits back down

Has anyone been keeping track of how many things Emrys has fucked up?
I really want to know just how bad he is for this rp.

>>10539943
Hi Bones

>>10539999
(Just ignore, please, he feeds on (you)s and pointless drama)

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>>10539999
those are some nice repeating numbers.

>>10540020
"trying to help"

k

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>>10540028
Hello Brock! Are you ready for your inspection?

>>10540045
turtle spotted
get jirachi out of your snake cave

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>>10535239
There aren't any I particularly like.
>>10540020
(Uh... Digits don't matter OOC anon, are you alright?)

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>>10540064
ready fo wat?!?!

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>>10539706
You obviously never smelt a water type before then.

>>10539999
No I'm serious have you not noticed characters dropping like flies around him? And plots?
Not to mention the fact he singlehandedly killed oldpar.

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>>10540151
Your gym inspection!

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>>10540173
Oh no, I smell them plenty, they smell and taste good, except feebas, feebas are disgusting.

>>10540179
k

>>10540213
K.

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>>10540193
I always ready for everything. Inspect away, shortstuff.

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>>10540303
>Short
>boi have I got news for you
>Surge inspects the gym facilities, making sure that nothing is out of place, and that Brock has kept to a schedule and that that schedule has the gym open often

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Has anyone seen my piece of shit son

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>>10540348
... I'm disowning you just so you can't say that anymore.

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>>10540375
Tired of the cane? Maybe I'll start testing the sword on Colress.

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>>10540398
No.

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>>10540398
You have no idea how much I'm going to laugh if the Genesects fry you.
>>10540414
Colress? How long does it take whip scars to heal?

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>>10540348
I'M DISOWNING YOU JUST S- oh wait
Sorry, wrong evil dad.

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>>10540210
No they all smell terrible. and taste like plastic.

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>>10540432
>I'm presuming this was said in the actual thread, but Sun pops his head out from under Nebby to stare at Silver anyway
"Silver? You alright?"

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>>10540474
>Silver tosses the dex aside, letting it fall on the floor with an audible clunk
>it's not like he paid for it
"Nah, thought Father's Day came late or something."

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>>10540531
>Annoying rock: Awaken.
"What's a father's day?"

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>>10540557
"Um... I think it's a day celebrating dads?"
>His shrug goes unseen by the mass of cat sitting on him
"I dunno, Moon and I never celebrated it!"
>>10540531
"Oh.... Well I'm guessing you don't wanna talk about it so um..."
>Slowly but surely the small champ manages to wiggle out from under Nebby
"Let's see if Moon's awake! She said she had a wicked present for me!"

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>>10540441
Must be a fire type thing. Whatever.
>Dark catbunnie: go fishing in Kalos

>>10540348
I'd check out SInjoh, seems to be the place for crazy people to chill.

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>>10540557
"Stupid."

>>10540638
>Silver slings his jacket, and the indwelling weasel over his shoulders and drags himself out of bed
"You want me to start kicking the tub again?"

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>>10540638
"I don't think I have a dad."
>Rock squint.
"What IS a dad?"

>>10540682
"Do you need help waking her up?"

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>>10540682
>Sun turns his brightest, widest grin smile on Silver.... it's quite clearly fake.
"Depends, do you want Nebby to bite you?"
>>10540733
"A dad is... It's one of the people who made you!"
>Sitting on the edge of the tub, Sun leans over just enough to begin poking Moon's cheek
"Mooooon. Moon. Wake up."

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>>10540733
"A miserable pile of secrets. And no.."

>>10540761
>the eye-rolling is audible
>for miles away the rolling of the eyes can be heard
>the ultrasonic impact from the eyerolling has killed five Growlith,
"Any reason you're so attached to the stupid bathtub? It's trash."

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>>10540761
>Squint.
"...Space?"

>>10540836
"...What about if I just?"
>Grab the Moon.
"Does this work?"

Yo, /par/.
Are there any Pokemon that, like, are into humans?
I need some advice.

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>>10540893
That's similar to asking if there are any humans into Pokemon.
It's a case by case situation, but it seems that Pokemon specifically bred to like humans tend to be more... into... humans.
For example, most starters and Eevee.

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>>10540893
I'd date one if I liked them, same as I would with any pokemon.
Well, some pokemon, since most of us seem to be animal levels of stupid.
Maybe it has something to do with how we're raised.

>>10540893
Would "into" be an in general sort of thing or would just liking one or two apply?

>>10540893
>>10540962
Can confirm. If things fell in place just right I wouldn't mind a human mate at all.

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>>10540860
"Um... Space can be your dad!"
"... I don't think she's gonna wake up, let's just leave her be for now!"
>>10540836
>He gives Silver an incredibly blank look
"Because my sister is in it? And it feels like you're kicking my sister when you do that?"

>>10540962
Yeah, bro. I'm into my Trainer's new friend, but don't know how to say it.
It's... like... weird and complicated, and I don't wanna risk scaring him off. Any tips?
>>10541014
Yeeeeeah. I spent time in a Daycare. The smart bros were always trying to get out, fuck that place.
>>10541035
My big bro, he might swing that way for, like, one or two. Me, it's more general.
>>10541039
Same, bro. Same.

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>>10540338
My gym is always open as that's where i basically live. I'm sure you will find no faults here.

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>>10541098
I meant that "wild" pokemon seem to actually be really fucking stupid until they start hanging around humans and then it's like a light switch went on and they can say things that aren't "me fight you, you die" or whatever the fuck.

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>>10540860
>annoyed grunt
Put. The child. Down.

>>10541075
>Confused bully noises
...It's a bathtub.

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>>10541075
"Where did I come from then?"
>Squint more.
>>10541140
"...Okay."
>Toss Moon back in bathtub.

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>>10541122
>Dubs confirm no problems
>Brock is one of the few exemplary gym leaders, congrats!
"Thank you for your time, it's good to see you outside a League meeting."

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>>10541125
I resent that remark.

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>>10541125
Dick. See how much I help you when you get stuck in a web.
>Bugge is petty, time to go on a hunt.

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>>10541098
Try simple gestures of affection on a frequent basis. Most humans will begin to wonder if you have any interest in them after a week or two.
>>10541039
I would ask what species you are, but some prefer to keep that private.
What sort of things would need to fall into place?
>>10541125
What you mean to say is... "Wild Pokemon are more instinct driven than domestic Pokemon"
This is, to a degree, true, but not necessarily a bad thing.
These instincts are what keep them alive.

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>>10541176
>>10541196
Well fuck you too, obviously I didn't mean every pokemon, just most of them, and you can't even TRY to tell me I'm wrong, the smart ones hunt the stupid ones to eat, if we were all the same, we'd find another food source.

>>10541098
Right, I'd only even start to consider one person I've met honestly.

>>10541125
...Well aren't you just the most pleasant person.

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>>10541125
ur not wrong wrong there.

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>>10541164
"Didn't you say you came from space?"
>Sun cringes a bit as Moon lands in the tub. Thankfully there's a poofy ass blanket in there.
>>10541140
"A bathtub that my sister's in! How would you feel if I grabbed your jacket and started kicking it?"

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>>10541228
That's not even tangentially a response to what I said. You had to make up an entirely different flawed argument and generalize against it just to defend your initial generalization.

I am a very important person, please refrain from wasting my time with such frivolities in the future.

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>>10541227
And they're stupid because of it, otherwise I wouldn't have such easy meals.

>>10541254
I'm honest.

>>10541308
See, he agrees!

>>10541325
"just most of them"
Boom, there's the part you missed, try reading a little better next time.

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Help, my male Delphox somehow got knocked up and he's saying that I'M the father

wat do?

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>>10541228
I can still feel hate.
And I hate you.
>Bugge is now assaulting and drowning literally every Umbreon he sees.
>Rolling for if this becomes a problem.

>>10541345
You're an ass is what you are.
You're why the dark type stereotypes exist.

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>>10541345
Instinct driven does not equal stupid. I would be more inclined to believe you're the stupid one if you honestly believe that there are other viable sources of food for carnivorous Pokemon.

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>>10541357
>male
Well there's your problem.

>>10541345
They are. have to sympathize with them because all they know is 'survive'.

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>>10541310
>Confused bully sounds intensify
>too confused to ham it up
"I... The bathtub is a solid object. If I kick the bathtub your sister isn't going to die. If you kick my jacket, my Weavile is going to get killed. If you kill my Weavile you're going out the window."

>>10541164
"I SAID PUT NOT THROW"

>>10541098
Ask your trainer first?

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>>10541358
Okay buddy, have fun with that.

>>10541385
I'm just saying what I think, nothing wrong with that.

>>10541390
Seems like they're dumber to me, and I'm sayin that if we were all smart we'd make an alternative, like that project I heard some humans working on where the meat's grown in a tube.

>>10541393
It's sad isn't it?

>>10541393

We don't want an abortion but we also don't want butt babies....yet

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>>10541310
"I mean, who made me? Did your sister make me?"

>>10541404
>Oops did a yell.
>Rock flinches.
"I'm sorry!"

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>>10541436
>>10541345
Everything you're saying is objectively wrong. By your logic the existence of a sustainable ecosystem is a sign of indemnity. Eugenics demand that you remove yourself from the breeding population to ensure proper genetic curation.

>>10541390
Dear god, the crying lettuce said something intelligent. Truly these are the end of days.

>>10541436
ok

Fucking eevees I swear.

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>>10541436
One of these is going to be you.
>Bugge is probably getting a lot of exp off this jfc.
>Rolling for more dark doggos.

I'm horny and gay

>>10541227
Well the signs need to be there that they're interested in a relationship which are easily confused for general affection and also need to know I won't get hurt by the end of it.

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>>10541436
They are really good at surviving for the most part though.

>>10541437
I don't think it works like that.

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>>10541473
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the way things are, just that there are smart pokemon, and stupid, or, according to that weirdo with the green hair, "instinct-driven" pokemon, and that if things were different, they would be different.

>>10541490
Why would you fuck an eevee, when us evolutions are so much better?

>>10541501
I don't think you're anywhere near me, good luck with that bubble boy.

>>10541531
Not when a smart pokemon need to eat.

>>10541510
Be mine

>>10541510
I'm gay and I have horns.
Sorta.

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>>10541436
No, they aren't dumber. They are ignorant, correct, but dumb implies that any efforts to learn are for naught because the lessons simply won't take.
Meat grown in a lab still won't help you much, lacking both the amino acids and energy gained from the food the animal itself ate. Even if this issue were somehow solved you would instead be entering a moral argument about growing animals in a lab just to eat.
>>10541473
I say intelligent things fairly often. Or did you accidentally give me a (You) for a third person comment on yourself?
>>10541526
Ah, I see. I can respect those choices. Good luck with your relationships.

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>>10541542
I'll move on to the next region after this then.
>Holy fuck there is probably a river full of drowned Umbreon drained of fluids.
>Saltiest Bug expands its hunting grounds, rolling again.

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>>10541531
>I don't think it works like that.

Well it did, and it's triplets, he's definitely got the hips to deliver, but idk.

>>10541590
Weren't you supposed to be getting new recruits

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>>10541542
>Roll to brick this pricks dex so nobody catches his terminal autism

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>>10541459
".... Nooo, if Moon made you she would be your mom! I think um... something in Ultra Space made you?"
>>10541404
"Yeah but... when you kick the tub it jars the tub and shakes my sister and... I don't know, it just sorta feels like you're kicking my sister, and she's all I have left!"
>Sun flinches a bit at the last part, but forces his smile back on

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>>10541542
And yet you seem, despite apparently being so above it all, to be lacking in pneumatic tubes and complex tools.

>>10541572
Is that supposed to be you idea of humor? How droll. I suppose it distracts you from the shame the tatters of your vestigial kingdom bring down.

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>>10541590
>Horsea splets the bug's face with ink
>"Hide the bodies, fool! They don't need to know you're here!"

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>>10541171
That's what i though, shortstuff. Who made you the inspector? Ash?

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>>10541572
Ignorant, stupid, same thing, point is they don't learn in time to not get eaten.

>>10541590
I have no reason to be afraid of you, so keep making empty threats, it's funny.
>You realize most of those umbreons would belong to trainers right
>This is going to be bad juju in unova

>>10541627
>Failed
>Please don't do that

>>10541651
That's because I'm perfect the way I am.

>Reminder to ignore the dumbass claiming males can be pregnant.

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>>10541627
>Roll for virtually slapping the other Porygon

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>>10541673
"I made myself the inspector, because I've been hearing about problems in our gyms, people not doing their jobs. Why do you care about that idiot anyways?"

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>>10541606
A show of force does that well.
Probably.

>>10541671
>Darkest Bug needs a name.
>Darkest Bug hides those corpses.

>>10541687
You'll be scared when you see me.
For I am...
...
Dark Blue Moon.

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>>10541459
>The eye rolling returns, stronger than ever
>His travelling companions are a narcoleptic woman, the Stepford Wives - Pokedestined Edition, and a rock with mental issues
>He could not be more frustrated with his life than he is right now
>Pic related is his face
>Pic related has been his face for almost a week now
"It's fine."

>>10541633
>"For fucks sake kill me" said the Silver inside his head
>you can hear an unsubtle annoyed sigh as he rolls his eyes again
>he's going to detach the nerve at this rate
"I am...
>UGH
"sorry."
>UUUGHGH
"That you feel that way."
"Because it's stupid."

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>>10541651
It's a surprise to no one that my humor is... lacking. I will even admit it's lacking.
Although I find it amusing that you seem to believe that a false kingdom set up by a horrid father being taken down has any effect on my emotional state.
It's easier for me to do my job alone.
>>10541687
If anything you apply perfectly for the title of stupid.
Despite everything that the people here have tried to teach you, you still refuse to learn anything.

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I love Dragonair

She's my favorite water type

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>Nerd is returning home from work
>The AI currently occupying the server farm has proven to be as complex as expected, not much has else has been found about him

Hey /par/, what's in the news?

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>>10541633
"...Can we see it?"

>>10541723
>Spooked rock.
"Okay..."
>Rock: Go back to your corner because you feel like you aren't doing anything right.

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>>10541707
"Mister araquanidI don't think Primarina will be too happy if you get in trouble for drowning these dark dogs..."

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>>10541542
Yeah. it's the survival of the smartest really.

>>10541594
I think it's a she. or was .

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>>10541707
And I'll never see you, because you're probably sitting there in a web with "only dark types get in this web" on a sign in front of it, and any pokemon with half a functioning brain can see that for a trap.

>>10541765
Ooooh, lemme get a burn heal for myself, that hurt so much.
NOT. There's nothing to learn from you fools.

>>10541803
Yup!

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>>10541699
He cheats.

>>10541778
uuuuh... Yes.

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>>10541687
Your enter genus is memetic. You yourself are below notice save in a handful of specialized circumstances, primarily in human sporting events. You're a glorified toy. At best.

>>10541765
Yes, you're quite a hero. You've managed to save defectives and waste resources that could be put to something productive. I'm sure we're all quite impressed.

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>>10541827
"I didn't notice any such cheating from him during his attempts to clear my Gym, he used legitimate strategy, increasing his pikachu's evasion to make it impossible for Raichu to do anything, do you have any proof?"

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>>10541803

Raised him since he was an egg and has all his part, 100% male.

He's to embarrassed to go to the doctors, doesn't want to become a test subject even though there have been rumors of male pregnancy in pokemon before.

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>>10541789
>rollin rollin' rollin'
>keep those eyeballs rollin

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>>10541908
>there have been rumors of male pregnancy in pokemon before.

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>>10541825
>Poke poke.
"You wanna get out of my alleyway or what?"

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>>10541723
>>10541944
>You've offended the Sun
>Good job.
"Hey Nebby? Can you sit on Silver for a bit?"
>That's the half second warning you have before a lion sits on you
>>10541789
>Sun sits down in the corner next to Necrozma
"Hey, we can totally go see Ultra Space if you want!"

>>10541995

To be fair how else would a pokemon as gay as Sylveon have ever been created?

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>>10542114

>>10541908
(Mpreg isn't really a thing we're doing here, we don't care if you do it on your one mon, but please don't try to make it an actual thing)

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>mfw I'm a rock type that loves under water

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>>10542136
You an Carracost, Barbaracle. Relicanth...

>>10542135
(>I don't like how you play so go play somewhere else)

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>>10541779
Another day, another Unovan Pokemart customer making a fool of themselves.
I'm on my way back, and I'll cook tonight instead of buying fast food.
>>10542114
Exposure to lots and lots of Kalosian musicals? Kidding, of course, I'm pretty sure the reason has more to do with gender imbalance.

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>>10541857
And you're a pile of seaweed that no one will ever love.

>>10542093
>The umbreon hits post on her dex and looks at the malamar
"Just passing through, see ya"
>She tucks the dex into a worn bag that's around her shoulders, and trots off

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>>10542159
THAT DOESNT MAKE IT BETTER

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>>10542104
"Why the fuck am I even alive."
>roll to dodge the cat ass
>this is not the time for rimming literally the sun

>>10542135

ur being awfully insensitive to all the other poor pokemon afflicted with butt-baby syndrome, m80

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>>10542195
>Malamar follows after her, grabbing a few things and shoving them in a ratty computer bag.
"Where you going, then?"

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>>10542217
How so? You are neutral to water, non?

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>>10542195
I am very aware.

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>>10542238
"To find the asshole that abandoned me."
>She keeps walking, scanning the streets of Luminose

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>>10542217
Dude, chill out. Rock/Water's, like, kinda a cool combo.
>>10542129
"Yooooo. What's up?"
>>10542207
( can we not point fingers, please? )

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>>10542267
"So ya need someone to flick through brains and I need someone to help me get things I need."
>The Malmar fishes out, well, a bag of fish, shaking it in front of the Umbreon.
"Symbiosis."

>>10542135

I'm just afraid the inevitable hormone imbalance will get to him and make him nutty. Last thing I need is for him to claim to be 32 genders once the kids arrive.

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>>10542298
"Oh hey Rey, just lounging around watching Stib's fancy TV while waiting for him to get home from work."

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>>10542318
"I'm not some pawn in your games, tell me more about what you need and I'll think about it."
>She keeps scanning the streets, actively guarding her mind from mental intrusion
>I assume Dark Types have to actively block psychics, rather than passive "lol nope", lemme know if that's wrong

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>>10542223
>No dice, you fail to dodge the cat
>It starts licking your hair like a mother cat its kitten
>Rock hasn't responded, so Sun moves to sit by Silver instead
"Having fun?"

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>>10542466
>Silver: Has not been this dead inside since the time Lance gave him a detailed explanation of why he sucks
>You have beat the ham out of the meanest boi
>Even without the screaming and hate, he still has enough willpower left to be a contrarian jerk for no particular reason
"You know you need to go see a shrink, right? I try to jump people and steal everything that I can get but at least I admit it. Whatever you've got going on with the whole fake personality is just creepy."

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>Nerd: walking home with a lot of meandering and not looking at his dex
>>10542191
I forgot when was the last time I cooked something not ramen or eggs, so thanks man.
>Rolling minutes, alst digit

>jiji is bitching because thread isnt revolving around him anymore

>>10542753
>>

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>>10542610
>Silver gets the default Sun smile.
>True to his words, it's kinda unnerving.
"I don't know what you're talking about, Silver!"

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>>10542337
"Niiiice. I'm gonna chill with him a bit. Like, I like Stibs."
>>10542330
Bruh. Bruh.
I was in a Daycare once. I know about being hormone-crazy.
The shit you're scared of? Like, not gonna happen, bro, chill.

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>>10541890
he used my facilities fire extinguisher the kill my onix.

>>10542753
>reee skitts and borb are having fun reeee

>>10542883
to*

>>10542884
>inb4 ree being ironic ree

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>>10542883
"...Then why did you give him the badge?"

>>10542883
>being this butthurt over a misplaced sprinkler
Brock shouldn't be a gym leader with this attitude

>>10542909
This

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>>10542834
>Yep that's creepy
>Whatever, if he's gonna get murdered at least it wasn't his dad
>that kinda fucks up a lot of betting pools
"Uhuh. You know that doesn't work on people who aren't stupid, right?"

>>10542884
(please leave me out of whatever everyone's whining about now)

this thread needs to fucking die
so does bones

>>10542985
I agree on the second
the thread does need a few fixes though but bringing it up now would look like shitposting

>Roll to die irl

>>10543034
>Roll to keep anon from doing so.

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>Lobby of the building

>>10542858
I'm pretty sure that he is pulling your leg.

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>>10542858

He wants a home birth tho, doesn't like the idea of a bunch of strangers staring between is leg regardless if they are professionals. He want's professional help what so ever.

I keep trying to convince him he should deliver in a Poke Center

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reminder that traps arent gay

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>>10542961
"Trying to be positive and optimistic all the time?"
>Sun pats Nebby a few times, pushing his head enough so the cat is no longer licking Silver.
"Because you fall for it most of the time!"

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>>10543072
Oh.
Well, heck.
>>10543103
What if you're cool with traps, but think they're gay?
Like, for real.

give me a you if you wish bones was dead

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>>10543141
>Silver: Has gone beyond dead inside
>Arceus take the wheel, just accept your imminent death
>Gods sakes, the kid saw his mom die and then went along skipping down the road like it was nothing
>He's probably killed people
"You're a god awful actor. I just don't say anything because you'll probably try to murder me. Dad used to keep people like you around to get rid of bad employees."

>>10543206

>>10543206
.

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>>10542858
"Yeah I like the guy as well, he's really nice. It's been a long time since I've encountered a human i can trust."

>>10543206
You

Are any of the rumors about Korrina's Gym in Kalos true?
I was thinking of applying to work there to put myself through university.

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>>10543103
Traps can be either gay, or not gay, or something in between, or who cares.

>>10543184
>>10543258
>In goes the nerd
"Hey"

>>10543286
There are many rumors about it, you need to be more specific-

>jiji isnt replying
welp

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>>10543314
>Zip forward, hug nerd, squeak happily
"Welcome home, bro. Frankie's gonna be here in, like, five minutes. You have a good day today?"
>Psych mouse forgets for a moment that the nerd is not a Pokeglot
>>10543394
(ok)

>>10543408
(Why the fuck did you reply)

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sup nerds

>>10543408
(this>>10543426
not helpful at all Ray just ignore please)

>>10543442
STAN?

>>10543442
Are you the new incarnation of Stan the Man?

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>>10543314
"Hello Stibium how was work?"

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>>10543408
>Happy squeaks denote Rey's usual mood
>Lift the zapmouse up in a hug, without even thinking about it
"Got over that strange mood yesterday?"

>>10543480
>Assuming Sylvie is using their dex
"Advancing slowly, as expected the AI is more complex than a standard issue Porygon"

>>10543359
The Lucario basement rumors, and the rumors that the Gym Pokemon are rough with the Trainers there.

>>10543442
Our savoir

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>>10543209
>C'mon Silver, you should know what it's like to pretend nothing's wrong
>He kept skipping, true, but that doesn't mean it didn't hurt and doesn't still hurt
>Or that he doesn't have nightmares where he wakes up crying
>Sun gives him an incredibly confused look, eyebrows furrowed in thought
"What...? Okay, now I actually don't get what you're saying, Silver."
>He draws his legs up to his and starts picking at one of his shoes idly
"I kinda would've guessed that you of all people would know how pretending to be okay works.... How would you feel if like... Your dad died or something and everyone suddenly just... "Awww, poor Silver! He must be upset, do you think he's okay to keep being champion??" and stuff?? It'd suck, right?"
>More fiddling. It seems to be more of a distraction for Sun than anything.
"And also because people seem to always kinda... Get sad when I'm upset so um... I don't want other people to be sad, and I don't want everyone to start treating me differently so...."
>He frowns and squints at Silver, huffing indignantly
"The only reason you even know it's a problem is because you're around literally all the time!!"

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>>10543442
The sky, obviously.

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>>10543594
>deadest bully: has exhausted his available fucks
>he's accepted his impending death with open arms
>just make it closed casket
"I don't even know if my dad is alive. I'm not that lucky, so he's probably still breathing. Secondly, it's creepy, gods sake, even the guys that cut up the slowpokes for meat at least reacted to stuff like actual people."

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>>10543558
>Nodding and attempts to psychic it up
>"Mostly, bro. Like, I'm just glad 'chu're back."
>Dubsfails and Rey accidentally gives the nerd a headache.

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>>10543558
"Oh well I'm sure you'll get it eventually. Did you grab something for dinner?"

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>>10543718
"Siiiiilver, you missed the entire point of that example! You'd be pissed if something happened and then suddenly everyone started treating like you were weak, right?"
>Apparently he's had enough of toying with his shoes, and instead goes to fiddling with Nebby's Pokeball instead
"I do react to stuff! I just... kinda... hide most of the reactions! I mean... I can stop doing that at the apartment if it bugs you that much but um... When you're the Champion you kinda have to be careful what you say? They really push the whole "The Champion reflects both the League and his country as a whole" thing."

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>>10543749
>9
>Just a whole lot of psychic static
>Reassuring pets
"Not really hearing much, sorry. Better than not trying if you ask me"
>Give Rey Stib's dex
"Try with this."

>>10543922
"Frankie told me he is making dinner when he comes back here."
"Remind me to buy actual groceries, okay?"

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join team magma
we have cool capes

>>10544026
dave?

>>10544026
...Dave?

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>>10544050
>>10544069
fuck wrong universe
>throw murkrow and teleport out

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>>10544026
Don't join Team Magma, they are a bunch of nerds!

>>10544097
Bye Dave! Say hi to the other one.

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>>10544026
>>10544097
.oh shit
.its my unovan form
>>10544025
>beep
.hey
.just woke up and got caught up

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>If it's alright with everyone I'm going to say Kalos' Key Stones arrived.
"Two thousand... Now how to start sending these out..."
"Perhaps they come to the league once they're accepted into the military..."

>>10544097
(still have a personal distaste for save if he's brought back make him good)

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>>10544281
(Senpai that wasn't me. I'm not bringing him back at any point, fuck that)
>>10544273
>Siebold: engage snoop mode

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>>10544025
>Trying again, now with the 'dex.
"It's good, bro. Just glad to have 'chu back~."

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>>10544354
>Can't snoop in clothes like that.
"...Yes?"

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>>10544025
>Right on time: right after the player gets bck from dinner.
"Good evening. Everyone alright with Sitrusy fish and rice?"
>Regardless of the answer, the dude gets cooking.

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>>10544380
"Can say the same, can say the same"

>>10544150
>Beep
>He's alive he's aliiiiiive
Hello, took care of the server farm as requested.
Transfer took exactly 10 hours, was wondering why the lack of activity the last days.

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>>10544418
>Oh shit he got caught
>Rip Siebold, not meant for stealth
"Those are the Keystones, oui? Have you decided what to do with them?"

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>>10544422
>nearest phone or dex buzzes
.yo frankie
>>10544432
.yeah oops
.sometimes i gotta
.chill and let the batteries recharge
.good job remind me to give you a raise
>+50,000P for stibs over here

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>>10544486
"Give them to those who join the Kalosian army...?"
>She gives a sigh.
"I'm assigning you and Malva to handle these."
>Mostly because I have to fucking go, sorry.

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>>10544422
>44422
>Iron Chef: Kantonian Edition
"Next time I'll try sushi, haha!"
>Dinner is served, folks.
>>10544528
>Bzzzt, bzzzt.
Hello? Who is this?

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snow is so calming and pretty my town is almost always snowing but i never grew tired of it

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>>10544025
"I'll try to remember and send a message tomorrow before you get done with work"

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>>10544422
>Them numbers
>Reactions to the cooking are almost immediate
"I was going going to say 'yeah', but now I'm definitely saying 'want'"

>>10544528
>Holy moly
>Can actually get some other projects going
Thanks, JUICE.
By the way, are you okay with some in depth examination of your AI, now that you're all set up and I've got the necessary environment to not, well, affect you directly?
That an AI this complex arose at random is frankly, amazing.

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>>10544607
"Oh my. We'll try our best, Diantha."
>Siebold: have absolutely no idea what to do with these
>Stay safe, anon

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>>10544656
.your new husband
.jk
.your boss juice
.i mean
.i guess
.kinda
>>10544747
.yeah go for it
.tell emmerich and frankie they can get on the payroll
.lets probably like
.find something slightly more legal than credit card fraud though
.uh ive got nothin actually
.computer service?
.run a website?

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>>10544815
>Frankie: do an excite
Excellent! It's a pleasure to speak with you, sir.
I can get started more or less immediately, just point me at what needs doing.
I'll be glad to put management for the PokeMart behind me.

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I RETURN, FREE FROM THE CLUTCHES OF THE KEL.

UNSLAAD KROSIS JOOR!

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>>10544815
Remember what I said about finding and selling secrets?
How much do you think people would pay for celebrity nudes?

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>>10544881
Laaaaaaaaance
Lance
I think one of your dragons escaped
Or is that a bird
....
Faaaaalkner
One of your birds escaped

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>>10544656
"You can leave Kanto behind but can't get the Kanto out of you, hah"
>Eat
>Damn, this is good

>>10544815
Got it, got it.
Having assessed the server farms, we could rent out parts of it for cloud applications and distributed computing.
Maybe expand the real estate gig as well.

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>>10544870
.niiiiiiice
.stibi can help you out with everything and pay you
.hes like
.my acting commander
>>10544897
.yes
.absolutely
>>10545059
.works for me
.yeah i figured i should
.give you and frankie a slice of that
.so
.theres a bunch of houses in lavender, cianwood and vermillion
.go wild
.i know you two will do great

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>>10544939
JOOR.
I AM AL-DU-IN, FIRST BORN OF AKATOSH. BAHLOKI NAHKIP SILLESEJOOR.

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>>10544656
>Sitrus is the best
>Nom
>Hug, before returning to hanging with the nerd
>>10545059
>Attempt to use 'dex
"Good, huh?"
>Fuzzy snugs: engage
>Tail twitching and waving
"Frankie's, like, neat."
"So are 'chu."

>>10545187
fus

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>>10545125
Understood. I'll be in touch, sir.
>>10545059
"I don't suppose you can, can you? In any event, it's good to be someplace where the rumor mill won't destroy your career and you can get away with telling a family member they're being a colossal fuckup."

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>>10545187
Cool
I'm Morty
Son of a guy we're not gonna talk about
バイリンガルクラブへようこそ

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>>10545125
Niiiiice
Got a list of the properties in the Castelia area? Gotta set up Hilbert with an apartment, heard the motel I recommended him has water problems.
>Suddenly remember how much coffee has been drank using that water

>>10545190
>Dinner has been eaten
>Get snugged
"You seem particularly happy, heh"

>>10545229
"Haven't checked much the expat communities here but I bet there are a few other Kantonese fed up of Kanto proper"
"Going up in life friend, our respective families would be proud if they could get over themselves"
"...what kind of rumours?"

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>>10545396
.... There's water problems here?

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>>10545396
>Frankie: freeze up for a moment.
"It's the usual combination of things which Kanto finds taboo, primarily. That, and my sister decided to tell the entire town I'm a Pokephile in a brazen attempt to remove my Pokemon from my custody."
>Chuckle.
"Last I heard from her, she'd gotten in legal trouble for that little video I showed you yesterday, and made bail with the help of her friends."

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>>10545200
TH'UUM SAHLO

>>10545340
I HAVE BEEN CAST ADRIFT UPON TIID BO, BANISHED TO ATHERIUS BY ONT MID ZEYMAH AND QOSTIID PAAL.

TELL ME ZAAM, WHEN AND WHERE I AM. WHERE IS YOUR SONAAK.

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>>10545396
.i hear the suburbs have a lot of open places
.hey you wanna like
.get hilbert in this op
.might as well offer him a new place

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>>10545497
It's 2017 and I don't know what half of the things you're saying mean
Japanese or English, those are the languages I speak

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>>10545508
Yeah.
Make him our contact in with Aether, plus general science.

>>10545473
Heavy metals in the water I suppose? It's one of those cases where a friend tells a friend that tells another friend.
Either way we're getting you out of there and somewhere more definite.

>>10545493
"Sheesh, real easy to get rid of your opponents that way."
"Thankfully clownface got clowned upon. I mean, if she can't even take care of a Magnemite she deserves nothing under her care, hell, I think it was even showing rust in some spots"

Hey PAR?
Where is Egypt located?

>>10545684
In Egypt!

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>>10545684
You mean the old world country? That hasn't been an actual populated area in.... A loooong time but... South of Kalos?

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>>10545617
PATHETIC. I SHOULDN'T EXPECT A MORTAL TO UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE OF GODS.

BRING ME YOUR DRAGON-PRIEST OR FACE THE WRATH OF ALDUIN THE WORLD EATER.

>>10545684
6 feet under

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>>10545708
>>10545709
>>10545732
Thanks!

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>>10545810

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>>10545810
Moooooon! What happened to that present you said you had?

>>10545493
>Dex talk
"Your sister is the one who was arrested in surges gym? Also did she make the pokephile thing up? If so that's an awful thing to do to somebody given how vehemently humans dislike that sort of thing"

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>>10545810
What exactly are you looking for in Egypt...?
>>10545855
That looks like a guy who posts here every now and then, what's he got to do with it?

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>>10545725
I do understand the language of gods - Japanese.
Dragon priest?
... Does Lance count?

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>>10545631
Somewhere more definite? Do tell.

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>>10545943
JAPAN- WHAT
WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY
WHAT IS A LANCE
TAKE ME TO THIS MAN
TAKE ME OR DIE JOOR

Oh yes! I finally have the opportunity to visit Sinjoh! It's a quick solo expedition in mapping the area and retuning... but this is normal and when we are properly prepared it'll be a full expedition on Sinjoh. I can't honestly wait!
I think someone from there posts here... what should I expect?

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>>10545631
"It's easy if your reputation is good - which until recently, hers was - or if you have concrete evidence."
>Heavy sigh
"Her problem is simple: she wants to reap the benefits of being a Trainer, but has no interest in investing time or effort."
>>10545896
"Unfortunately, the bit about Surge's gym is correct. She might be a meme now for all I know."
>Pet the fairypupper
"As for the accusations, I'm surprised she didn't make even more claims."

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>Stands
>In PAR

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>>10545896
>Where did my picture go thanks mobile