HG thread
Doggo edition
>>10531817
post screencaps
>>10531798
>Mai reaches into her locker and takes out a black briefcase
Nothing... I'm afraid...
>She paces up to your exposed crotch, now soaking and lubricating like a cup of noodles
>Mai blows on your swollen clit, it twitches as the air hits it, drying it out
>>10531801
No, it's BONE BITCH because you're a massive bitch. It is completely your own fault that you're trapped inside my head, and if you're going to want it to be a pleasant stay,
>The skeleton smacks the top of his own skull to rattle the BONE BITCH,
you better frickin' stop thrashing around inside of there! Seriously, I can't hear myself think! And I'm not sure if by that I mean you or me, and that's a disturbing thought. At least, I think it's a disturbing thought. I don't know anymore because your annoying voice is drowning out my own thoughts. Right? Right.
make it hg related
>>10531838
shut up i am the BONE GOD you bonelet motherfucker i don't care who you are it's who i am
>sniffling some more, the BONE BITCH straight up kicks the side of craig's head in to cause a massive headache
you're not even a REAL SKELETON craig, you're a dark magic-produced monster who's been doused in milk of magnesia too many times. want me to influence you to overdose on chocolate milk or will you apologize?
night /hg/, I am going to bed. Was a fun night.
>>10531835
I pity Rin for having to put up with that godawful erp.
>>10531865
goodnight
>>10531867
He's worse, trust me.
>>10531867
>Rin
>>10531857
>The skeleton slaps himself hard enough to cause his skull to rotate. He has to grab hold of his skull and steady it before it pops off of his skeleton.
You don't know anything about me. I was born a skeleton, alright? The purest skeleton of all, and some dumbass BONE BITCH stuck inside of my skull isn't going to convince me otherwise. You hold no influence over me, the worst you can do is continue throwing your little tantrum and smacking the inside of my skull.
>>10531865
Goodnight, girl with unusually high standards for skeletons.
>>10531835
W-wait, you're going to leave me here, like this?
please excuse my failed promises
>>10531893
shut up you dumbass junkie, you know i can make you do certain things if i persuade you too
>beginning to lose her patience, the BONE BITCH yells incredibly loudly in order to "influence" the BONE MAN to do something
GO INJECT MORE MILK OF MAGNESIA, YOUR DAILY DOSE HASN'T BEEN FULFILLED YET
>>10531894
Like what, Nui-chan. Leave you horny? I can see all blood rushing to your drooling slit, it would be a shame if I just left it like that. I mean, it's fine with me if I do, but I'm not convinced you want me to do anything about it. I'll need you to persuade me.
>Mai rubs your inner thigh and your pelvic area without touching your sensitive areas
>You squirm and try to move your hips to catch her palm, but Mai doesn't allow you to.
>>10531915
What promises?
https://youtu.be/RE5gN-pyttg
i wanna fucking die
>>10531925
>You squirm
Is this godmodding?
>>10531917
>The skeleton grinds his teeth upon being called "junkie." The remark angers him, but he doesn't let it show on his face. He then remembers that it doesn't matter because BONE BITCH is trapped inside of his skull and can probably feel his anger.
Just shut the frick up. You caused all of this. All of it! I didn't even organise that retarded deal with you, you came to me talkin' nonsense about calcium injections! I had no idea who you are!
>The skeleton simply laughs as the BONE BITCH begins shouting.
Pathetic. That's how you're going to compel me to do things? By throwing an even louder tantrum? BONE GOD my bony ass, what sort of God would behave like this?
Orenjirūfusu
>>10531940
It's called teamwork.
>>10531925
P-please use it, it would feel even better if something was in there~
>>10531942
yes you did you birdbrained fat piece of shit. if it wasn't you then it was another skeleton that just happened to have your voice. and who used them? you did! kindly do me a favor and apologize because this kind of behavior is unskeleton-like
>the BONE BITCH begins to slightly cry, not used to being stuck with a BONE COMMONER. she's weak emotionally by skeleton standards despite being more powerful than half the skeleton population
a powerful one you asshole, just apologize so i don't have to listen to your stupid voice again. god, i could go for some ketchup right now
>>10531878
I take it you don't want to be a reference anymore on my ERP resume, then?
>>10531954
>>10531925
Is it hot in here, or it's ju.... it's definitely hot in here.
i miss guts
>>10531954
Very well.
>Mai opens the black briefcase and reveals the toys inside
>She chooses the white dildo, it has a Stromtrooper helmet at the tip
>Turns the knob at the end as it starts vibranting.
>Mai walks in front of your longing crotch and gives your wet gash a nice lick
>She wipes her lips on her sleeve
Mmm...
>Judging her to be ready, Mai slips the dilly inside.
For the emprah!
>The intense vibrations fling specks of Nui's juice, hitting Mai's face and her glasses
>>10531879
Hey, looks like you were right.
>>10531957
Listen to you, you're frickin' sobbing! What sort of BONE GOD cries? This is ridiculous. Yeah I used the injections but I had no idea that this would be the consequence. Fuck me, right?
>The exasperated skeleton begins to laugh as some sort of coping mechanism, trying to stop himself from having an outburst.
Unskeleton-like? Who are you to determine how a skeleton should behave? Because you're certainly not a BONE GOD, and no matter how many times you proclaim it I won't be buying it. You're just some BONE BITCH stuck inside of my head, and that's final. I mean, you're asking about ketchup! What skeleton wants ketchup?
>>10531975
God you're still so easy to upset.
this thread is the one that killed me
>>10531987
How so?
RELEASE THE DOGS
>>10531990
That doesn't have to be a bad thing, you can become a skeleton now if you want.
>>10531990
>casts Dab Revival
>You're healed to 100% Health
>+10 motivation
>>10531998
Those doggos are fucking contortionists
What's for breakfast, HG?
>>10532018
A cold alfredo chicken pizza that I got for free like 2 days ago
>>10531990
Try and ignore it as best you can, is my only suggestion.
>>10532018
Is a grilled cheese on the menu?
>>10532018
You tell me anon, I'm having lunch right now
help me
>>10532018
Bacon and eggs.
>>10532033
>not 1.jpg
>>10531975
T-that feels amazing!~ more!
>>10531998
That is utterly adorable
>>10531986
a cool one, or at least the one chosen for it you dumb ass goddamn smug piece of shit, i didn't see you at my coronation now did i? it's like talking to a brick wall. a bony, white, braindead wall with a tendency to do calcium
>completely out of options at this point, the BONE BITCH begins kicking and brawling with the skull
and i will always hold ketchup close to my hard, bony heart, it's not my fault a commoner like you can't enjoy such fine dining for skeletons. a real BONE GOD loves ketchup, so chalk that up as another reason why you'd never do well for a BONE GOD. i can stop all of this one condition, though
>>10532028
Name a better gundam.
You cant.
>>10532037
More huh?
>Mai takes out another toy.
It's a black massage wand with a Darth Vader helmet this time.
Say hello to Darth Brator.
>She sets it to the "Force Unleashed" setting
>She pumps your hole with the while dildo and presses the black one against your clit.
Where are the plans, Nui? I want those plans.
>>10532028
why would you save this shit
>>10532063
stop sexualizing anime velma
>>10532056
>I'm not seeing a High Mega Cannon on that.
>>10532072
>It's official art.
>>10532079
Who needs that when you have fin funnels?
>>10532079
*official autism
>>10532041
>The skeleton, realising that they're getting nowhere and seeing no point in prolonging this conversation, decides to hear her out.
What-
>He's interrupted by her kicking at his skull.
do-
>He's interrupted by her kicking at his skull.
you-
>He's interrupted by her kicking at his skull.
FUCKING WANT? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WA-
>He's interrupted by her kicking at his skull.
>>10532063
I-i won't tell! you will have to try harder~
>>10532092
At least I haven't saved the one image of her made by the creator that's porn.
>>10532090
Who needs that when you have the HYPER MINOVSKY CHOKOKEN?
Really though the ZZ is my favorite lead Gundam from design alone, and the AGE-3 Normal is the runner-up followed by the X.
Big, beefy robots that ooze power are just delicious to me.
Big Zam is the best robot desu
>>10532093
>the BONE BITCH kicks his skull one more time before stopping with a huff
i want you to stop calling me a BONE BITCH. either call me lucy or the BONE GOD. how would you like it if i called you the BONE JUNKIE? if you won't stop calling me the BONE BITCH, i'll fuck around with you during conversations
im so bored
>>10532101
>Mai pulls out a third toy
>It looks like a flesh colored catepillar
This one speaks for itself.
It's called "Jabbing The Butt"
>Mai puts it on your thermal exhaust pipe
I have you now.
>>10532118
Big Zam was too big to ever be practical, even the mass-production type. The original isn't even capable of functioning on Earth because of sheer bulk, if I recall.
Fuck if Dozle Zabi mobile suits don't look kickass as fuck, though, just look at this glorious machine.
>>10532114
That's why The O is better.
>>10532124
It'll take all the strength these bones can muster, but I guess I can stop calling you that. You know, even though you are one. I'll just start lying for you...Lucy.
>The skeleton genuinely struggles to say her name, straining out the word through grit teeth.
Ugh. If a BONE GOD cries over something so dumb you must not be an impressive lot at all. Maybe it's because you're a chick? You're all moody little bi- things, aren't you?
>>10532135
You think you have it rough?
I'm bored and my drink has autism at the same time
>>10532145
fuck you he's big zam he's the best
>>10532153
no, i just don't like it when you keep calling me something i'm not, you sexist little shi- no, no, that's just falling into your ploys. fucking bones
>lucy stops sniffling, making it up to the skeleton by trying to influence him to inject himself BANANA MILK, which has been scientifically proven to have magnificent healing properties
from now on, i'll call you the FORMER BEAST OF A THOUSAND BONES, because i'm not stooping down to your level by calling you BONE FUCKBOI. deal?
>>10532152
>The O is just fat. Only Jovian Titans MS I really like are the Bolinoak, Palace Athene, and Messala.
>Marasai's okay too if they count, I can't really remember clearly right now, I need to rewatch Zeta.
>>10532166
>Beerus no.
>>10532138
A-ahh! i can't contain myself! what are you going to do next?~
>>10532176
I'd rather just be called Craig. I'd rather not be constantly reminded of my new junkie statu-
>The skeleton then finds himself injecting BANANA MILK into his bones due to Lucy's influence.
This is your way of making amends for turning me into a fiend? By injecting more shit into me? I'd be rolling in my grave if I were still in it, my fucking God. At least it feels good...like the calcium injections did...
>The skeleton finds himself scratching at clavicle, indicating that he's itching for another hit of calcium.
I've said it many times before but I'm saying it again: fuck you.
>>10532193
Well, I'd ram you with a futa cock, but that would be going too far.
>>10532208
fuck you too, i told you how to stop being addicted to calcium, this is just going to heal the migraine i gave you by the fuckload. i'm not completely an asshole despite being a drug dealer
>lucy stifles a giggle, sitting down next to the wall while the skeleton thinks hateful thoughts about her
believe me, craig. one trip to the sauna for three days and you'll be free until i find a way to get out of here
>>10532190
K then the Nightingale shits on your ZZ
>>10532226
>I like the Sazabi more, but you've got a right to your tastes. At least we can agree that the bad guys look cooler hopefully.
>>10532213
I'm open minded~ but if it is a problem then perhaps another idea? i want to feel complete~
>>10532220
Ooh, the classic sauna episode! I can hardly wait! Maybe we can bring some of the guys and gals I've gotten to know during my stay here and we can all have some hot, saucy, sauna fun.
>The skeleton rolls his eyes.
>We don't know how.
If that's what it takes then whatever. I'll do it.
>A trip to the sauna for anybody else would be lovely, but the skeleton goes out of his way to make it sound like it's the biggest pain in his bony ass that'll he'll ever have to experience.
>>10532238
>gives pistol
>>10532244
no you're not taking this seriously, using magical SKELETON SWEAT GLANDS you'll sweat out the calcium and you won't have to worry about being a junkie ever again. shit, you might even kick up an addiction for saunas
>lucy sighs, putting one hand on her forehead at the skeleton's stubbornness
once you become calcium-free, you better find a way for me to get out of here. are you thinking lewd thoughts of me?
>>10532233
Sorry senpai. But the Hot Scramble is the best in existence
>>10532273
>I will accept "Rival MS" then.
>>10532238
What about some ntr?
>>10532063
Oh yeah I remember this scene from Nichijou
>>10532283
Err, depends on the context, i said i wanted to feel complete~ futa was more far than that?
>>10532267
I'm thinking of murderous thoughts right now but lewd? No. Just pure murderous intent and undying, unrelenting hatred. I don't get why so many people think I'm that kind of skeleton. I know there are a bunch of skeleton rapists around but I'm not one of them. I couldn't care less about that shit.
>>10532277
I will say. That the Marasai is the second best, followed by the Providence Gundam and Epyon.
My tastes are fact.
>>10532273
>Also tfw no Build Fighters avas besides my super-brief stint as Sei/Reiji
>There's barely any mecha here at all now that I think of it, and very little sci-fi in general.
>>10532296
good man, i hear calcium does some weird shit to your thoughts and i think BANANA MILK does some horrible shit in that regard
now i'm going to fuck off to BRAIN BED and i expect you to go to the sauna tomorrow if there is one. capiche?
>>10532295
>Mai takes out a syringe
This will make you grow a futa dick.
>>10532301
Yeah, capiche. Understood. I get ya. Hopefully my head is as uncomfortable as possible.
>>10532297
>A grunt-tier suit in first place? That's some exotic tastes. But hey, can't argue with the Epyon, and if there's one thing SEED did right it's MS design, I dig the GINN, ZAKU, and Chaos Gundam.
>I even wish they'd make a new version of the Forbidden so I can do cool edgy shit with it and the scythe.
>>10532303
Woah, why me? i want you to have it~
>>10532316
I can't, I have no sex drive. I just need you to cum.
>>10532298
W-we can change that
>>10532327
>I was just remarking on it, there's no pressure. I just have an addiction to mecha.
>And thanks for the new Purupuru
>>10532326
Wha? I need someone who will cum in me~ surely you can if you put your mind to it~ finish it off!
>>10532315
I only say Marasai because I'm kicking ass with it in Gundam Vs. I'm making Jerid something he never was before. A winner. Also I should include the Zeong because of its limb shenanigans. And Deathscythe is the superior scythe gundam anyways.
>>10532336
Oh...
>Mai texts on her phone.
>>10532336
>>10532345
I'm here! What the hell is going on!?
>>10532331
I want to dick them both on a good ol fashioned threesome
>>10532314
Reminds me of Bonejangles
>>10532345
A-ah, please i beg you too!
>>10532350
Wait, did she contact you?
>>10532331
>you will never molest your puru friend
tulaliloo ti amoo
Post what you're listening to. Right now. With your ava.
>>10532372
Looks like Mai needed a hand, I'm here to do what she can't.
>Hoshi unzips his pants
>>10532379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4Ohj88qy88
Checkin' out what this anon >>10532357
was reminded of
>>10532337
>Good on you, I'm just stewing in my hatred of PC never getting anything and wishing I could play the Battle Operation stuff in English. Which would require a playstation anyhow.
>There's just a certain impact that physical weapons have that beam sabers/scythes just can't replicate.
>>10532355
>There's at least twelve of them. Eight's supposed to be the one in pink there.
>>10532373
>Sister no
>>10532379
>I'm watching The Flash.
>>10532379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Fc3ErIevE
>>10532379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clDCHkuD06A
>>10532390
I'd impregnate them all.
EVERY. SINGLE. ONE
>>10532379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OynNsybKvqk
>>10532390
Sister yes!
>>10532399
Sister, no.
>>10532396
>Someone already beat you to the punch with Twelve. Several times.
>>10532379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>>10532380
Oh, thank you stranger! put it in~
>>10532413
Sister yes~
>huggu
>>10532413
Look at the little Purus modest but firm ass.
>Someone already beat you to the punch with Twelve. Several times.
I don't mind a used bicycle as long the seat isn't worn out.
>>10532416
>Hoshi enters Nui and fills her with star power
>He no longer knows what he's doing with his life anymore
>>10532390
>8 is supposed to be the one in pink
How on earth (or Jupiter if you prefer) can you tell?
>>10532434
>It had tags that designated which is which. Not the most reliable but eh. Seems a bit too oddly-specific not to tag.
>>10532427
>And several abortions and a procedure that made her infertile. At least, so it was heavy-handedly hinted at.
>>10532417
Why? I don't even remember which one you are, shouldn't you just bug one of the more emotive ones? Or your...CO or something?
>>10532458
>Infertile
EVEN BETTER
>>10532458
I see. I thought maybe you could tell by the minuscule differences in hairstyles or something.
>>10532432
A-ahh! I feel more than complete, thank you stranger~
Why is there ERP in the thread?
>>10532458
Can't even recognize your own sister? Come on, that hurts!
I will run away crying if you keep that up!
>>10532481
It's okay when hoshi does it
>>10532467
>Hoshi thrusts Nui into the wall hoping it'll be finished soon, practically trying to split her in half
https://youtu.be/HKYVwSOe4Qo
I came
>>10532466
>To my knowledge they're all more or less identical, you can barely even tell the difference between the original and Two in the show for the like one episode they're shown together in because Two's stray hair in front of her face goes below her eyebrows, while Puru's doesn't. And I only just noticed it now. Only one with a fully different style is Twelve who managed to get old enough to be a fully-grown woman.
>>10532463
>Oh no.
>>10532485
...I. Uh. It's...it's been a while. Ten? Or...Seven?
...I'm sorry.
I've got nothing better to do so let's have a quick game. Please give me 24 tributes.
>>10532505
Reigen Arataka
>>10532505
ARARAGI KAREN
>>10532505
Kirino Ranmaru
>>10532505
Loli with kitchen gun
>>10532505
Eggman-kun
>>10532505
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10532505
s1mple out
>>10532505
Puru Eight
>>10532505
Kumagawa
>>10532505
Based Star God
>>10532505
Tyler Woodley
>>10532481
Borbs
>>10532492
Astounding~ harder!
>>10532505
Nui
>>10532505
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10532505
Meme
>>10532505
Barkis
>>10532505
Trevor Belmont
>>10532505
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10532505
Emi
>>10532505
Sliver Queen
>>10532505
Craig
>>10532503
So I'm guessing 1-11 died early? Or is there some weird naming system in place that makes 12 the oldest?
God I want to bust two dozen nuts inside Puru Eight.
>>10532505
Tomoko
>>10532505
Franziska von Karma
>>10532564
I want to fuck Nui. Just not this one. This one is lame.
>>10532536
>Hoshi hits the very end f her womb, wondering when she was going to nut
>He continues thrusting, but he thinks about Shion
I need 2 more.
>>10532503
Come on, say my name~
>>10532505
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>10532584
Cocksleeve!
>>10532582
Shrimp
>>10532586
Kamina
>>10532584
>>10532536
You know what to do.
>>10532505
Haru
Check for mistakes, I will continue shortly.
>>10532599
>fucking a thot
>>10532602
I accept this challenge!
>>10532575
Why am i lame? brat.
>>10532578
>Ahh, i just did~
>>10532563
>Two killed the original (Elpeo Puru) in battle, and Two (who I use for screencaps) later succumbed to internal injuries and extreme newtype psychic backlash.
>By my counting, there were around two dozen Mass-Production Qubeleys shown on screen, half of which were the early run grey, and the other half were later production purple with additional armaments.
>Twelve was shown in Unicorn Gundam, and the only other confirmed one to survive the conflict of ZZ was this unnamed one here, who was fleeing from other Zeon forces and got her ass saved by the main protag.
>>10532564
Not interested.
>>10532584
Please. I'm asking a favor here, I can't handle the games right now, I'm already unstable enough as it is.
...And it's as easy as listing all of us down the line, and that wouldn't be fun, just time-consuming, too.
>>10532599
It's not touching my sister.
>>10532611
I'll just pretend to understand what you said and nod, ok?
>>10532609
>Hoshi pours his star seed into your stomach
>He doesn't plan to take responsibility
>>10532609
Suck my cock to prove me wrong.
>>10532602
Here is the bloodbath, the most boring part of the hunger games.
>>10532602
I want to FUCK District 3, 5, 7, 10 and 11!
>>10532609
You just came IRL?
>>10532611
>>10532615
Bitch you better step up your game and understand that shit before I put a fucking cap up your ass.
>>10532624
Sorry, but I'm just gonna hang out and play the new Monster Hunter.
>>10532624
>>10532640
5 yen has been deposited into your account.
>>10532601
how was it?
>>10532611
>(Elpeo Puru)
There, you said my name! See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Cheer up, moody sis. See you.
>>10532588
>>10532599
Eww, creeps.
>>10532654
>That lower body
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>10532624
Brantsteele is really slow for me right now.
>>10532625
why do you want to fuck me
>>10532602
Alright, let's win this.
>>10532624
"Just entered some guy's games. I don't think I've done them before so this should be kinda cool. What's the character limit on Twitter? I thought it was absurdly small but I'm still typing. I'm just tap tap tapping away at the keyboard right now and I don't see an end in sight."
>The skeleton proceeds to copy+paste the entire Bee Movie script.
"Remember when this was funny?
I do. So.............#shitgames2016. So bad that they're one year behind."
>>10532625
You've very peculiar tastes. That Silver Queen looks like the praying matnis kinda lover where she tears your head off afterwards, but any hole's a goal for you frickin' faceless degenerates.
>>10532659
pedo please leave
>>10532611
>Elpeo Puru/Puru 1: Ded by Two
>Two: Ded by internal injuries
>Puru ???: Survived thanks to the guy that the original two really liked
>Twelve: Survived to adulthood.
>Nothing else is confirmed, sorry.
>>10532636
>Take it easy.
>>10532624
If we're going to the dark ages, can it at least be the 80s?
>>10532654
Y-...you're...the original? You're supposed to be dead. Wait!
...Goodbye. I'll try.
>>10532660
Do I have to?
>>10532659
It's really soft, especially with her suit. But don't go touching it, creepy creep.
>>10532664
Fuck you Kamina you are not the only pedophile allowed here
>>10532662
I have a different reason for each of them. Who are you?
>>10532668
>>10532615
>Shit, whoops.
>Have a ded Two.
>>10532651
Wha-? Did somebody donate to my patreon? But this doesn't even qualify as pocket change..
>>10532619
>She seems perfectly fine with it.
>>10532622
>She puts her mouth on the tip of it, while stroking the shaft
>>10532631
>Yes
>>10532660
>"Usually I'd react in anger, but I've heard a lot of things about this guy. Might as well play along."
T-thanks
>>10532672
district seven
you know who I am
>>10532681
Alright, you proved your point. You're not as lame as I thought.
>Pets
>>10532668
No.
>>10532681
>licks your cum
>>10532660
But the site decided to continue working.
>>10532699
nice rp
>>10532689
It's one of those situations where you put up with one of them just to get the one you really want.
>>10532714
As long as I make enough money to afford dinner in the process, I've won.
>>10532715
Sigh.
x + 9 = 18 + -2x
>>10532721
alright, I got you
good taste anon
>>10532681
>>10532619
Fucking canon
>>10532699
Good, I wasn't planning to anyways. It's pointless not to refer to someone by their actual name.
>>10532714
I'd be more worried about the safety of the only person here that isn't armed.
>>10532714
>As Craig stands above the crying Reigen, he eyes his sock-bashing partner with confusion.
You're that old meme, aren't you? What up?
>>10532728
What is this, baby math hour? With math for babies?
>>10532714
It's slow again. Either my ISP has problems or it's Brant. I think it's the former.
>>10532693
Should i keep going?~
>>10532708
>Wew
>>10532714
>>10532738
Oh wow!
>>10532758
I didn't say stop, did I? Keep going.
>>10532753
I give up.
>>10532753
You can start out by not saying anything, because the only thing I have a fetish for is murder. And milkbaths, if they count.
>>10532742
It only serves to confuse or obfuscate.
>>10532726
>>10532715
>tfw you dont get a (you) and have to make your own
>>10532786
Basically. It's just inconvenient, and everyone already has to deal with enough of that.
>>10532785
I said they wouldn't touch her!
>>10532766
>I start going deeper, coiling my tongue around your dick~
>>10532785
>One second he's drinking his fill of cactus juice, the next he's on a rollercoaster made of candy, sailing through the clouds. It almost distracts him from the searing pain and starvation in his stomach. Almost. Cut to
>
>>10532785
But that meme is dead. It's DEAD! I killed it! It couldn't have been a dream, it just couldn't...
>>10532802
Whoops
>>10532815
...Maybe you're the one who needs medication.
>>10532815
Really! Long ago, you see, I was possessed by the ghost of a star football player, and he taught me everything he knew. I'm practically as good as he was, at this point. National level. I don't like to brag, but there aren't many people who can keep up with me on the field!
>>10532815
Yes, the secret society that only those with the keys to their own arenas are a part of. The Rigging Society.
Too bad I'm not a good puppeteer, because I can't pull the strings for shit. Nobody I try and rig the games for ever wins! Ever! I tried to make myself win a couple nights ago but I fricked it up!
>>10532815
>Hoshi and Craig are the masterminds of HG
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>10532813
Nice job. Keep this up and you'll get a treat.
>>10532815
Karen is a Hoshi drone now
>Had an HG dream about being on 4chan in January/February 2015 and seeing the original incarnation of HG firsthand
I think I need help.
>>10532846
You deserved it
>>10532846
A lot of big rocks. Thank you, Qubeley.
>>10532832
You better quit while you're ahead, kid. Bad things will happen to you if you don't. Walk away and pretend you never saw anything, and we'll let you clean your hands of this whole mess.
>>10532846
Yes, the "P" word. You're not allowed to utter such profanity while in my presence.
>>10532846
An arena event is coming up which will kill everyone.
>>10532861
"please"?
>>10532815
I-I want him to screw me! Make my virginity 『Nothing!』
>>10532870
Eheh, are those tentacles real...?
>>10532870
You should also leave the group Karen
>>10532870
And here it is, only one tribute "survived".
>>10532833
>i move my head back and fourth while your dick is in my mouth, and lightly play with your balls.
>>10532901
Reported for hacks
>>10532870
I don't know how to play sports actually.
>>10532901
Spiders don't even have hands...I blame you.
>>10532870
T-that's nothing! I could score sixteen touchdowns in a single game with both of my eyes closed!
>>10532874
Please don't say the please word, I already asked you once. There are to be NO manners in this household, okay?
>>10532901
WHAT UP? LORD OF THE GAME, DICE ROLLING CHAMP! RNG WITHIN RNG, I DON'T GIVE A HECK! I ROLL DICE LIKE A CHAMP CAUSE I GOT THE SKELETON _GOD_ ON MY SIDE!
CLAP FOR ME! CLAP!
>>10532901
Guys, working on that wincard really spooked me. But congratulations, Craig, you are the first tribute to win these game without violently killing anyone.
>>10532901
How'd that guy get a sniper in Monster Hunter?
>>10532901
>>10532924
And the stats, thank you for playing everyone.
And this one, in case tournament anon is still here.
>>10532870
『What do you mean that erasing time is cheating?』
『Though I haven't seen any rulebook before...』
>>10532883
『I'm sorry, Tomoko. Somethings are far too foul for even All Fiction to erase』
>>10532932
>Pretty fun events. Thanks for hosting
>>10532907
>After a while, I hold your head down and cum right down your throat.
Not entirely lame. You did your best.
>>10532932
Thanks for boosting
>>10532924
Me and the boys, we call ourselves the spook squad. Although I wasn't expecting to do a pacifist run. I don't have a single pacifist bone in my body, it's not in my nature. Oh well.
>>10532932
>>10532940
Thanks for the game, and thanks for my cool wincard! Congratulations to me!
>>10532932
Thanks for the match.
Congrats Skelebone.
>Someone requested and someone else drew porn of my ava.
Heart and Soul are pure, you heathens. Why must you do this?
>>10532956
What a lovely treat~
Well i still need practice i suppose!
>>10532924
Ominous. Congratulations, thank you.
>>10532932
>thanks for hosting
>>10532986
I'll give you some practice every time I see you until you're a pro at it.
>>10532991
>>10532986
>>10532968
>>10532959
>>10532949
>>10532932
>>10532925
>Throws a fucking energy swastika at you
>>10533001
That's my kind of special attack.
>>10532968
I scraped up my bones a little but other than I'm pretty cool. This image just projects my sheer spookiness to whatever poor soul casts their gaze upon it, so thank you for making it!
>>10532972
>>10532991
Thanks fellas!
>>10533001
Please don't throw energy swastikas at my gifts.
>>10533001
>dodges
>you like this
>>10533000
I hope to be a good student then~
Post favorite winscreens
trips WHEN
>>10533066
I really, really like this winscreen.
>>10533081
gross
>>10533085
Yeah. It was pretty selfish of Kamina to put a picture of himself on my winscreen.
>>10533081
>homunculus
That explains a bunch
Bitchin'
>>10533101
What a slut
>>10532505
>wakes up from my nap
What did you want again?
>only train home got hit by lightning and won't be riding for the entire day
Fug D:
>>10533169
me behind the seats
>>10533171
How far away are you?
>>10533171
At least you still have phone battery
>>10533175
me in that pig
>>10533169
for you to fuck off
>>10533169
Host
>>10533177
20 miles
>>10533181
Plenty, called a friend to pick me up but it'll take a while before he can
>>10533169
For you to neck yourself
>>10533194
How's the weather? Are you staying dry at least?
>>10533198
It was raining pretty hard half an hour ago but the storm moved on so now I'm pretty much getting a tan
>>10533009
Play an actual character that can be shipped with. I'll give you some recommendations if you need them.
>>10533205
Well, think of it as an impromptu sunbath then.
>>10533212
>he doesn't ship with skeletons
They give bonejobs all the time what else could you need
>>10533220
I don't mind the weather, but I had laundry ready to finish. I don't like wasting time.
dead?
>>10533255
Mhm
>>10533169
Are we posting irls again?
>>10533268
Doesn't she make cosplay porno?
>>10533255
Nah
WE ARE INVINCIBLE
>>10533268
post asuka's tum.
Hello HG. I'm in this hellhole once again.
>>10533272
You wish.
>>10533298
Here's her tum, it's not Asuka but...
>>10533317
fuck off and die scum
>>10533317
We're all in this hellhole.
>>10533317
yaoi?
>>10533317
Fug you dude this is a nice place
>>10533337
you're a fucking loser dude
>>10533317
You're cute.
>>10533337
Lol what a fag!
>>10533326
Thanks, anon, you always make me feel loved.
>>10533327
That's true. I'm sorry that I make everything about myself.
>>10533328
>He crosses his arms into an x
No deal.
>>10533335
There's a new shitstorm every hour anon. I don't know how you remain optimistic but hey more power to you.
>>10533343
Aw anon, this is the first nice comment I've gotten all day. You're one of the good ones.
>>10533317
>Pushes back into the ocean
>>10533352
Actually, it's almost comforting knowing I'm not alone in this.
>>10533352
fucking trash
pedophiles deserve the death sentence
Hahahah isn't this place just horrible?
>continues to post
Hahahahhahahah I'd rather be a jew during world war 2
>bookmarks /trash/ with Hunger Games in the search bar
Fuck who would ever want to be in this hellhole?
>keeps posting from mobile when not behind a computer.
Haha
>>10533360
There it i-
>>10533365
>He pokes his head out from the water
You have a point. I'd much rather be here with people than all alone. Even if being here with people leads me to the ocean every day.
>>10533369
Anon it's calm down time.
>>10533377
>Please don't attack me like this
>>10533377
Kek, this.
>>10533400
>Instead of the cool, salty ocean, you land on a hard surface. Painfully.
Alright, m8s. It's time for Overwatch today. The rule is, if I lose, I have to stop playing. So lets see how far I get. 1089, right now. Will I ever make it to gold? Who knows. Wish me luck.
I am bored.
>>10533404
>wishes you luck
>but also wishrs your opponents luck
>>10533404
see you in 10.
>>10533404
1089? Jesus dude, you got your work cut out for you. Plus Korean servers are rife with hackers.
You're gonna have a bad time.
OKAY! WE'RE FUCKED ALREADY!
>>10533404
>Will I ever make it to gold?
>gold
It doesn't matter what game you play, if you're under gold rating/elo you don't count as a human being.
>>10533400
...Having fun down there? Even if I get headaches from here, at least there's food and water as well.
>>10533415
>Soldier
You deserve it.
>>10533415
>Shiny Chariot
Is that a JoJo reference?
>>10533403
>As he gets out the water he's immediately pushed into the shoreline
Ah! Ow! Anon what the fuck?
>He sits up rubbing the point of impact on his face
>>10533426
I'm basically a mermaid by this point. Yeah, I won recently so I'm doing pretty good money wise as well. It was nice to eat some actual food for once. This place is a cesspool but if you learn how to thrive in it, you can live comfortably.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HORSE SHIT
I'm not that bad, am I?
>>10533471
If only you had gills.
...Winning gives you money? This place owes me for six, then...I've only been subsisting on MREs from the admiral, where do I..."cash in"?
>He didn't watch the XXL Freshman List this year.
Wew
>>10533497
>00:21 objective time
>>10533471
>A sparrow delivers a letter
>It's one of those Blue's Clues letters where you open them and they play a video
>>10533497
>going into a PC bang with hacks
kys
>>10533500
After the match, there's an office area near the entrance of the arena. You can head in there and sign up to be reimbursed for your work in the arena. I wouldn't linger around too long though I'm pretty sure the people working there aren't real. Once you sign up though after every match a stipend will be delivered to your home based on how you did in the arena.
>>10533531
>He looks up and manages to catch the letter
Oh boy, I hope this one isn't a death threat~
>He then opens the letter and looks inside
>>10533531
>>It's one of those Blue's Clues letters where you open them and they play a video
kek
>>10533552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx-HkTEV5YU
>>10533552
....
>She's silent for a good, long moment. She looks stunned, even. A bead of that little sweat people do in anime when people are nervous suddenly.
There's an entrance?
>>10533531
>Does that show even still go on as repeats?
>>10533570
>A bead of that little sweat people do in anime when people are nervous suddenly.
FUUUUCK WE DID IT.
>>10533536
>Playing at home, no hacks.
>>>10533517
It gets better.
>>10533570
They hired a guy named Joe to be the new Steve after Steve left and then they hired some black guy to be the new Joe after Joe left so yeah I think so
Looks like I didn't last one game, :/
>>10533571
>I stopped typing early. Bah. You get my meaning.
>>10533575
>I knew about the first change but jesus that's a drastic one with the other.
>>10533560
>He just blankly looks at the letter
Someone clearly put a lot of effort into this. I'm impressed that this even works.
>He pockets the letter thinking the least he can do is not just throw it away.
>>10533570
Well yeah, there's an entrance to the main arena where we all fight. I know some people just warp in there but I'm just a regular guy so I have to walk in. I think we're talking about different things right now though.
Looks like I'm done.
Have you been working on your code recently, anon?
>>10533588
...I got here from atmospheric re-entry. Nearly burned up doing it too.
>She scratches her head, looking about.
I...don't see anything.
>>10533608
>If by load it up and stare at it and maybe make a few spelling fixes, yes.
>>10533633
>make a few spelling fixes
I know a few hosts that haven't done that in two years, so you're good.
>>10533608
No, because I don't care about any of you, and see nothing wrong with leeching off of the retards who voluntarily put time into codes just to get shitposted. Less work and a better result for me.
Alexander Anderson ava when
Look mom, I wrote it again!
>>10533608
No, but I almost have 99 Runecrafting
Why haven't you made you avatar in FF14 yet?
>>10533608
>Obviously, I don't want the shitstorm of a game that happened last time to have a repeat
>>10533633
Ok, I think we may have lived different lives upon entering here. There is a community of other people trapped here that live in what's now grown into a city a few miles away from here. Every day some of us make the trek here where the games are held. There's a dome and we all enter into "games" there. What's your take on the arena?
>>10533698
>the shitstorm of a game that happened last time
What happened?
>>10533692
Because FF14 is shit/
>>10533706
>Auto-cropper wasn't taking photos correctly
>It basically took like half the page and condensed it into a really small strip of a photo
>So I had to grab another program to get screenshots and figure out how to work it
>It didn't take too long to do that but there was about 20 minutes of dead time and no one was paying attention by the time I got everything running
>>10533608
No. Fuck, I still haven't decided on a theme yet. I've narrowed it down to 2, but haven't started working on graphics or the code itself for either
>>10533692
Because I could never actually get into FF14
>>10533608
Last time I said I had an idea it was shot down so I'm good.
>>10533736
Oh, so that was the reason for the pause. I was wondering.
>>10533692
It's an old game and there's no point playing online games unless you start early
>>10533732
>>10533743
:(
>>10533646
>Also fixing gratuitous use of "them/they/their" stuff as well. But as for making things new I'm just stumped because I can't actually play the game.
>>10533692
>The start is way to tedious. I ran around for like two-plus straight hours without actually fighting anything.
>>10533698
Probably, you're not in uniform. Half of it's just wildlife with our HQ set up somewhere, and I run across ruins occasionally. I haven't really gone in to the effort of exploring. Far as I know I'm "in" it already.
>>10533646
>Seth
>>10533782
For example.
>>10533748
>Yeah I feel really bad about it so I'm finishing up my game and adding more events and getting backgrounds and winscreen photos and all that junk
>I want the next round to be the games that I want and think other people want in order to make up for the first fuck up
>>10533768
>He ponders for a moment
It never crossed my mind that people see this place differently. There are ruins of past clan headquarters. I know Team Riot's base is a pretty big ruins area. Well if you ever get the taste for civilization I'd be happy to take you to the city. Just contact me once I'm done in the arena for the day.
>Aether Grunt Challenges you to a Fight!
>>10533793
Don't feel bad, it's just a hiccup. Nobody is perfect from the start.
>>10533787
I know there are more, but that's the most egregious example that comes to mind
>>10533803
I like your choice of words there. Egregious.
>>10533799
>kissu
>>10533799
>Puru Eight sent out QUBELEY!
>
...I don't think you want this.
>>10533793
"Clan"? "Team Riot"? They seemed like ruined cities, I don't know those...
>She shakes her head a bit.
I can't go. I'd have to inform the admiral first, and even then someone like me has no place...or ability, for life in the city.
>>10533860
>Aether Grunt sent out Lusamine
Dont underestimate her power!
>>10533799
https://youtu.be/_Bt7qJ94apg
>Psychic Kogarashi sent out LUNALA!
>What do you do?
>>10533799
I play FIST in attack mode!
>>10533801
>Thanks anon, I'm still going wait till I'm completely ready for next time though
>>10533860
>He frowns slightly but nods his head in understandment
I get you. I won't try to force you but you are missing out on some pretty good food. How has your day been so far though?
>>10533918
>not placing fist face down
Evens dog
Odds dinosaur
Dubs host
>>10533590
You fucking suck, senpai kys
BIG
>>10533943
MEATY
>>10533943
POPPA
benis
>>10533951
CLAWS
>look at images
>thick, yellow cum
I can't be the only one that hates this right?
>>10533928
:(
who is the most expendable human being in these threads
>>10533903
>captures your Lunala
You dont deserve such a beautiful pokemon.
>>10533872
I dont like your face kid.
>>10533918
>Lusamine takes 15 hp damage.
>Lusamine used Parting Shot!
Faggot!
>Lusamine returned to her trainer
>>10533988
Bolin or Speedy
>>10533996
>shaves your head
You don't deserve such beautiful hair.
>>10533988
Anons. They could disappear and no one would notice.
>>10533988
Hoshi
>>10533925
Don't...tempt me. I already have bad enough food.
>Puru scowls.
I met the dead person I'm cloned from. Who's no longer dead.
And then I blew up someone that wanted to molest her. And died. It's just one of those days.
>>10534011
You can't really do that if shes in her Pokeball....
>>10534016
>>10533988
Memes aside this is the truth.
>>10533996
>It's not a shadow Pokemon
>You've violated your rights as a trainer by stealing another trainer's Pokemon
>You're going to jail, fucko
>>10534035
>holds up thick strands of long, white-blonde hair
Like a Furfrou.
>>10534025
>>10533990
Kek, nice meme, but anyone who hosts can't be expendable.
>>10534050
>I host, thus I am untouchable
That argument's been idiot since its conception.
Good afternoon and how are you all?
>>10534042
N-No! S-she'll give it back! Oh please please dont tell on us! S-she just gets alittle too excited some times.
Ms L-L-Lusamine!!!! Give him Back his Stuff!!
>the Aether Employee begins to freak out but Lusamine is long gone.
>>10534049
>snatches it away from you and stuffs it into one of her Many many pockets.
Anyone wanna see me make a pathetic attempt at hosting?
>>10534083
Yes, I would very much.
>>10534069
Define expendable because I feel like you're just saying "I don't like this person"
>>10534083
I'm sure it won't be pathetic, go ahead.
>>10534026
>His eyes widen for a moment
Wow, days here never are boring that's for sure. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
>>10534080
Keep it. You can't unshave her.
>>10534092
I'm a different anon. I'm just calling the argument shit.
>>10534092
Would these thread really be that much worse off without Hoshi?
No, they'd be better
>>10534069
Maybe because it's true? You can't just cry about not being able to argue against.
>>10534073
Hungry and running out of medical supplies.
>>10534083
Go ahead.
>>10534099
...Hehe.
>She doesn't look like the laughing type, but she just did it anyways.
It was actually...satisfying, blowing them up. And it was sort of...comforting, meeting the original. I haven't seen any of my sisters since I fell here.
>>10533980
No, I hate that and when it looks like mayonnaise.
praise me
>>10534107
Bullshit it's true. Hosting doesn't give you any more right to be shitty than anyone else.
>>10534104
>anon in charge of english
Thanks for playing.
>>10534118
I only Praise one thing.
>>10534115
That sounds a bit bad, hopefully you'll find a feast in one of those games.
>>10534118
You've got nice hair.
>>10534107
>>10534122
Didn't you write that in your 10 commandments for newfag hosts? you can't be shitty lest it affects how people feel about you?
Alright, gimme 24-whatever
I'll try my best not to fuck it up.
>>10534122
HG needs all kinds of people, getting rid of people you don't like isn't the idea of the smartest mind. Besides, anonymous, you've been way shitter than I have ever been.
>>10534123
>lol you made a typo so I'm right and you're wrong
Fuck off gookshit
>>10534149
Naoe Yamato
>>10534149
Sister Diddler Zaros
>>10534149
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10534149
Team Magma Grunt
>>10534049
Good job anon. Let's see how she handles not having her precious looks.
>>10534128
Here's hoping.
...Some sweets would be nice for once too, wouldn't they?
>>10534149
Puru Eight
>Image limit.
>>10534149
>>10532506
Reigen Arataka
>>10534149
Ruby Gloom
>>10534149
Araragi Karen
>>10534153
It's funny because he makes a typo himself in his post above yours.
>>10534115
There's always a silver lining to the dumpster fire that we call home. I'm glad you were able to get some enjoyment out of today though. Oh hold on I have to quiet a screaming child.
>>10534118
>He reluctantly pats the girls head
Are you happy now?
>>10534149
Just re do it in the next thread
>>10534149
>that image limit
oh wow you already fucked up
>>10534172
You're the reason Michiru killed herself.
>>10534190
>Rin
>>10534192
>Ran