HG
>>10528445
Obviously Booce, he was the first male in the relationship, the first one is always the cuck for not leaving when a second one is introduced
>>10528418
holy kek you're retarded
and that's coming from one of the most retarded people on HG
>>10528427
>mfw see new HG thread
>excitement
>realize is just another extension of shitposting central
Sigh
roll for honesty or whatever
>>10528459
Okay, whatever you think, have fun cucking your beta internet boyfriend
>>10528463
>New thread
>Posts roll chart
>bump limit
>Make another thread
>Posts the same roll chart
>Rinse and repeat
>>10528463
Roll
>>10528460
>shitposting central
We don't even have shitposting anymore. Just yugioh/HS cards, e-relationships, and garbage like this >>10528463
What would an HG boss rush be like?
>>10528463
This is getting stale
>>10528460
It's alright, something will happen eventually... Y-you know, probably.
>>10528490
Deadposting then
>>10528463
>roll
>>10528460
I'm sure we can do something meanwhile.
Post chill music.
https://youtu.be/E7VZAAAs-YI
Also please host a game I need something to do for gods sake
>>10528527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chhksy7wmWY
>>10528527
Go to sleep
>>10528527
https://youtu.be/ygGOWCsnA_M
>>10528527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OynNsybKvqk
>>10528551
I have already performed this action
How to custom background on codes?
Say hello to the faces of HG.
>>10528508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKEycXtbnAo
>>10528527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gJ3qHyqCa4
>>10528562
Man I miss Faget
>>10528527
>https://youtu.be/6PbnT0x0e5I
>>10528562
>adding a heart to your pic
CP clown pls
>>10528527
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk7ad-6Ir6Q
>>10528562
Holy fuck what happened to asgore
>>10528570
yeah.xD he was so funny and random
>>10528578
Also oh wow Asgore is completely unrecognizable, even from the last recent pic he posted with the beard he was rocking
>>10528562
>tricky looks sleep-deprived depressed
>inkling looks like a faggot
>lenny looks unfuckable
holy shit what happened to you guys?
can i help in any way?
>>10528562
Asgore looks like he's about to stab someone at a bar
>>10528588
I don't think that's actually Asgore
>>10528589
>inkling looks like a faggot
>>>>>looks
>>10528562
>tfw contemplating posting an updated version
I don't know if everyone's ready to see how cute I am.
>>10528584
He looks like he's ready to shank yer nan at a truckstop or some shit
>>10528588
>>10528584
Updated pics
>>10528593
No no, some of the facial features still match up. just holy shit. It's amazing how much a shave, haircut, and change of clothing/pose/lighting/scene can change someone
>>10528605
No balls
Any links on how to do custom backgrounds?
Now I'm kind of tempted to post my pic, but with a face bandanna, shades, and a hat of some kind
>>10528625
https://userstyles.org/styles/118643/hg-customizer
>>10528562
I want to pet Grimes and Aikawa
>>10528589
>looks
I am THE faggot
>>10528619
>checks
>he has no balls
Oh boy
Guess who I am.
NTR is fucking hot desu
>>10528659
A complete faggot that shouldn't reveal your ava attached to that image
>>10528659
One of the Australians
>>10528659
Aikawa?
>>10528659
>>10528666
You heard satan.
Don't do it, faggaroony
>>10528664
>Pregnant virgin
nani the fuck
I'm not posting any more than this.
>>10528664
>NTR
Isn't this technically like ship maintenance.
>>10528659
hi tricky, i love what you did with the crowbar
wait no this must be utsutsu
>>10528664
NTR is a shit fetish, and you only use the abbreviation of the japanese name because you're too afraid to call it what it actually is: anime cuck porn. You are a literal cuck
NTR/Cuckoldry is a plebian-tier fetish.
give me 24 for the video games
>>10528664
that ain't bismark that's the fuckin virgin mary
well not any more
>>10528690
Holy shit! It's Shad!
this is probably gonna be the last I'll do tonight because I'm tired as fuck.
>>10528704
IF Prototype LQ-84I
>>10528704
Lana's mother
>>10528704
Fluorette
>>10528704
Deputy Pupper
>>10528648
Link?
>blake
>>10528704
Magane
>>10528704
Gascoigne
>>10528704
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10528704
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10528704
Craig can you ship with me, the Mayor, and Booce?
Tricky
>>10528704
Miku's ass
>>10528704
Poppo
>>10528704
Miku-Chan
>>10528704
Yang
>>10528704
Female village
>>10528704
Albert Wesker
>>10528704
Inkling
>>10528704
Mikun
>>10528704
Ridley
>>10528713
oh god that's great
Thank you so much, I'm dying
>>10528704
Powdered Toast Man
>>10528704
Pepewag
>>10528704
Cayde-6
>>10528704
Asuka the Wanderer
>>10528704
Trevor Belmont
>>10528704
Yohane
>>10528704
Lion Doggo
>>10528704
Pro Genji
>>10528696
Are you retarded?
>>10528777
yes
>>10528704
Natsuki Subaru
7 MORE, please.
>>10528728
I thought the complete absence of flesh would prevent somebody from ever asking this kind of question, but it seems I underestimated you! I will not, for 3 reasons:
1 - I believe myself to be pure and sweet.
2 - I love kicking, shooting and running over the Mayor more than I would actually loving him
3 - I don't know who that Booce guy is. If I were to ever engage in that sort of relationship, I would like to be intimate with all of my partners before hand.
Sorry.
>>10528704
Eyeslob
>>10528797
Eggman-kun
>>10528704
Johan Liebert
>>10528797
THE BOOCE
>>10528797
Mike WOAH-zowski
>>10528704
Bootleg Michael Jackson
>>10528797
This dang ol' cute pokeman
>>10528797
Akechi
>>10528704
The Amazing Captain Usopp
>>10528704
A kid
>>10528797
Johnny Test
>>10528704
Johnny
>>10528797
Ryoma Hoshi
>>10528797
>She snaps her fingers, and glances away.
Darn! Oh, that's alright, then. Skeletons aren't meant for these sorts of things, anyways. I respect your feelings!
>>10528700
>>10528701
>t. Vanilla shitters
>>10528704
Luigi
HELLO HERE IT IS
5 MINUTES FOR SWAPS
>>10528848
swap>>10528808
for>>10528823
>>10528829
I'm very confused as to why you would even approach me and ask that question. I'm 100% sure that the last time we met I was trying to kill you and the Mayor. That's not exactly the kind of person you go up to and say "wanna date?"
>>10528848
Alright; I'm ready to go!
>>10528816
>>10528756
>>10528704
Give Pinoccihio my spot, if you would.
>>10528684
Artificial insemination?
>>10528858
Oh, nvm
>>10528848
This guy in my group looks like he means business. Hopefully he'll be a lot of help. Ready to go.
>>10528848
>LOOK. IS A WIN! U WAN THAT WIN!
[get ready]
>>10528872
WH-WHOA NOW! DON'T DO ANYTHING DRASTIC NOW! I DON'T WANNA DI--I-I mean...feh, I've already won a thousand games, another doesn't matter, you should swap in someone who actually needs it.
beta
>>10528848
Come on let's go, I want to start this game with a Yang! Eh? Ehhh?
>>10528848
>>10528719
>>10528815
Something came up, would you please?
pure and loving sex >>>>>>>>>>>> NTR
>>10528848
It appears that even gods need their rest. Swap me out for the next in line, would you?
>>10528914
Disgusting
HIT IT
>>10528862
What, you didn't know near-death experiences were a turn-on for me, Craig-kun? That really made my heart go "ba-bump!", which, I think means I enjoyed it? Though, maybe it was just the adrenaline...
>>10528893
Then winning atleast one more couldn't hurt. I just want to sit back and drink, watching you all act like headless chickens. Don't mind me though, go break a leg. Or two.
As always, no Bloodbath commentary.
>>10528898
I don't get it
>>10528943
All asses need to be cared for with extreme delicacy.
>>10528955
especially yours
tricky? more like
tri-gay
>>10528943
I just want to go home and sleep.
>>10528943
Oh crap, it seems this is one of Craig's games.
You can suck my back, devil!
>>10528943
Bang pun.
>>10528943
A puppy and a little girl by my side, huh? I'm getting de-ja-vu. Alright, alright, you've convinced me. I admit, I was getting a little bit disappointed by all of my quick losses lately, but I can't let my two fans down. Let's get to the finals, the three of us, alright?
>>10528943
Ya think my bread sense didn't pick up on it?
>>10528935
Tricky it's hard to find something that isn't a turn-on for you. You'll be shipping yourself with the entirety of HG before the year is done. Look.
>Craig picks up a twig from the ground and snaps it in two.
I bet that, right now, me just snapping that twig, did something for you.
>The skeleton shakes his head, sighing loudly.
You're a lost cause!
>>10528921
Oops, I didn't see this in time. Sorry, but looks like you have to endure through my game.
>>10528965
>The skeleton stares blank-eyed (the only kind of eyes he can give, really) at the anon. Despite explaining the joke clearly, the skeleton still seems to be confused.
WHAT?
>>10528942
I'd rather not break any...but whatever. I'll make the most of this! I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THE GREAT CAPTAIN USOPP IS CAPABLE OF!
>>10528943
>As he's running for supplies he gets pants, thanks to this he falls straight on his face, almost breaking his nose as his glorious visage makes contact with the cold hard ground. It knocks the fucker out for the whole day...he honestly looks like he's dead
>>10528962
Damn son
>>10528959
booce
>>10528962
hHHHHH DO YOU WANNA FUCKING GO, CUNT? HOW DARE YOU CALL MESUCH A VULGAR NAME I'M GOING TO SHITPOST YOU SO HARD YOU WILL LEAVE HG AND KILL YOURSELF
>>10528943
>THERE IS A CIRCLE FING AND A OTHERS IN HERE! HERE IS A SO PLACE!
[ride the unicycle]
>>10528975
I wanna fuck that donut
>>10528943
No commentary. I was busy talking to some fellas.
>>10528975
I take it you put that thing up your cunt at least once alrrady.
>>10528943
>>10528984
Mush, mush! Poppo say mush, pink friend! Poppo needs to win and earn that delectable pudding, Poppo!
>>10528910
Hm? You're willing to give your spot for someone like me?
Aha… I don't know if that was the correct decision after all, but I'll try to do my best.
>>10528943
Being Honest… I'm amazed how graphical the details are present on this "book", It makes me want to prepare a feast for everyone else, Unfortunately time isn't on my side during this little game.
>>10528991
H-Hang on, what? Back up, what did you say? Sorry, I think I came to the wrong club meeting, I was ready to talk about.. Fancy napkins, and wine, and stuff, this is out of my comfort zone.. I'm just gonna excuse myself, if you don't mind..
>>10528993
Horny teenage girl
>>10528991
Hey man, I thought we were buff pals!
>>10528991
What? Bully the Toast Man!? Why!? I would never do such thing.
>toast man wheres my sandwich for gods sake.
>>10528991
I'm afraid...I have a bad case of...Terminal illnessaidus! I only have a couple more days to live...th-there's no need to give me gifts
>He lets out a hoarse cough...and seemingly in between each heave he manages to squeeze in:
alhtoughitwouldbeprettyniceifyougavemeeverythingyouhadit'dtotallymakemefeelbetter
>He finally stops coughing and just lays back down.
This...is goodbye, my friends...
>>10528991
This thing doesn't even have a head. I don't even think it has a heart either. it's a pitiful creature.
>>10528991
Whaaat's that, Poppo? Mikun, Mikun! Poppo thinks we should let this weird man join us, Poppo... He says he has a seeeeeriouuuus problem!
>>10528988
How about instead, you fuck OFF? That's my daughter you're talking about, sicko!
>>10528993
Ew, I'd never do that. She's my comfort doll. I can't even fit more than two fingers in my pussy.
>>10528971
Hhmph, you've got a point. Though, I don't see why having a polygamous relationship with anybody could be such a bad thing! It's just spreading more love around!
>She eyes the skeleton, and flinches at the twig's crackle. Still, she licks her lips.
....W-Wait. God, I didn't mean to do that, I barely even noticed I...Augh! No, there's gotta be a way to get outta this nasty habit! I'm sure you'd know best the secret to sexual restraint, considering you can't even pleasure yourself in those ways whatsoever. C'mon, help me!
>>10529006
I set it free, it was telling me that it had a wife and kid back at his cabinet.
>>10528943
It's because my name's Yang so it's like bang, you know?
>>10528943
>Aiming her gauntlet at the cheap Jackson rip off she digs a pair of sunglasses out of her back pocket and puts them on while saying...
I guess this makes me a smooth criminal.
>She decides this is good enough to pull the trigger to.
>>10528991
>She pulls up her sleeve so they can see her robotic arm fully.
Yeah, my arm fell off because of a.. A disease! The doctor's say my leg is next..
>She giggles to herself and whispers.
Man, this is almost like Ruby believing those story books.
>>10529031
i wanna bang yang
>>10528991
GET FRICKIN' ANGRY!!!
I WANT TO SEE SHOUTING PEOPLE, SHOUTING! YOU CAN'T BE ANGRY IF YOU AREN'T SHOUTING!
GET
FUCKING
angry, please
>>10528991
So… You think you're qualified to enter on this kind of tasks? Solving cases isn't easy like the ones shown on Television or something like that.
However, if a Giant purple dragon can be able to carry out some "Personal tasks" I guess I don't have any option except to choosing you as my assistant.
>>10529044
>
'Scuse me! Comin' through!
>>10529031
Buy Yaaaang, of course there's such a thing as gingerbread houses out in the wilderness! I swear on my life as a huntress that I'll find one someday.
>>10529044
Gotta stay calm, gotta stay calm. There's noooo reason to be upset. None at all.
>>10529044
ANGERY
>>10529044
Of course...
>>10528991
>U JUST JOIN A FING WIT OTHERS AND HAVE FUNNY! THE OTHERS ARE FUN!
[join the club]
>>10528994
>UH... A LIDDLE ONE WANTS THE WIN? BU U GON HAVE THE WIN NO!
[tell him you're going to win]
Mmmmnngnggg!
(I will win!)
>>10529029
Thats absolutely ridiculous. Anywho, what am I even supposed to eat now!?>>10529044
Whoa I didn't know I was into extreme fisting. You learn a new fetish every day, I guess.
>>10529044
It's...so...much fun! Look at the red jelly that's pouring outta that saps head! Hahahaha! You can't get any better entertainment than this, folks! That inkling guy is D E A D dead, and I'm enjoying every minute of it!
O, divine God if the arena, present someone else to me! I want to have fun like this one more time before I off myself!
>>10529069
Asuka is disgusting and subhuman, even without a dick
>>10529023
The idea of a polygamous relationship is just sick to me. I am vehemently opposed to love, so "spreading more" of it is an absolutely terrifying concept. I don't want it.
>The skeleton cracks a smile as Tricky licks her lips, amused with how easy it was to turn her on.
Sexual restraint? It's easy: be a skeleton. You don't feel, like, a single thing. It's honestly pretty frickin' great. Especially when you have a hobby of shooting people, the lack of empathy makes it a bit eaiser.
>>10529077
How about some butter, it makes for a perfect meal!
>>10529044
>U DON A HERT ON LADY! Y U DON IT?
>U HERD IT WAS FUN...!
[attack]
>>10529044
Here is a slide. Enjoy the slide. It's an alright slide but it's lacking some background aesthetic due to issues out of my control.
>>10529101
>didn't change energy drinks to coffee
whoops
>>10529101
Sorry, but that gibberish was annoying me!
>>10529101
I was kidding! I don't want to die, I want to live!
>>10529092
Toast Man I am not gonna eat a stick of butter. Its bad for the skin and hair.
>>10529074
I hope you're not too sore after last night, momma.
>>10529101
Yes! Wonderful performance! For a moment I thought that was some real flesh and organs!
>>10529101
Me? Scared of anything? Don't be ridiculous! The Spectacular Captain Usopp is scared of NOTHING! There's not one thing in this whole wide world that could scare me!
>>10529043
You'll need something bigger than that little peashooter you have now if you want to even try that.
>>10529044
This guy's a lot bigger than what I'm used to dealing with alone so.. Can't we just talk about this? Maybe kiss and make up?
>Yang is pushed by the big monster and it's at this point she realizes things are pretty bad.
So.. That's a no right?
>>10529062
I'm sure you will little sis or you could just make something like that yourself you know? Think about how cool it would be if you actually made a gingerbread house out in the woods, maybe you'd end up with a book of your own.
>>10529044
Serves you right, You're just nothing more than a single pebble on my path.
>>10529101
>>10529114
>A FOOD DON A HERT... OWIE! IS BAD FOOD MAN AND U ONLY POOR LIDDLE SLUBBUB...
>dies
>>10529135
I have a 28 meter peener
>>10529084
Then I guess that makes you an enemy of my cause. Though, I won't deal with you until the shipping papers are actually signed, as nothing is final yet.
>Tricky shivers, and grabs a hold of a chunk of her hair, tightly grasping it.
B-But I don't wanna be a skeleton! Not yet, at least! Though, the benefits DO sound lovely, isn't having to drink milk 24/7 a bit restraining? I bet you've forgotten how wonderful it is to feel generous emotions, like mercy n' friendship!
>>10529101
What undo button? Where is this undo button? How does this happen? These are the mysteries.
Is that one of those water type Pokemon? If so, you could make a funny joke about it. I couldn't because I don't know, but you could.
The deadliest game of frisbee ever. very good commentary
It's hard to shoot a gun to shoot a gun that's right on target it's TRICKY. Speaking of shooting things, shoot me for spouting that shit.
One of those AI dilemmas.
>>10529131
Die.
>>10529131
Okay how about some croutons?
>>10529137
Hm, why do I suddenly feel bad about killing him?
>>10529082
Rude
>>10529153
>Thinking it's a Frisbee, Usopp actually catches it. As he's about to throw it back he pauses and takes a moment to look at it. The color instantly drains from his face as he notices that it's a land mine.
Wait a minute...OH MY GOD IT'S A LANDMI--
>And just like that Usopp gets blown to bits
>>10529154
Okay.
>explodes
>>10529157
For a man who is literally made out of good you really know nothing of nutrition.
>I've had the fucking Cliff Racer sound from Morrowid playing on loop for over 60 times now
I swear to god I'll be hearing this in my nightmares now
>>10529153
I'm gonna give you a proper funeral for that pun.
Ahck, sorry, lady! But, as you can see, Toast-Man, you should NEVER aim your gun anywhere near things that could deflect your bullet!
>>10529149
And I have perfect hair, but me saying that doesn't make it true as unfortunate as that is.
You have Lynks Disease.
>>10529175
Wouldn't that be a puneral, though?
>>10529172
Hey, I'm a superhero, not a calorie counter.
>>10529172
>food
>>10529186
Lynk?
>blyke
>>10529170
Sorry about that, I thought you were one of those bomb defuser guys from a distance, with that antenna nose and all the gadgets. Oh well. Think of it like an intense game of hot potato, or something.
>>10529153
Tricky kills a dog. She's not as sweet as she seems.
A pretty big meal has just presented itself to you, THE BOOCE. I don't think you have to look around in his trash anymore.
Emi's always strutting around naked so hopefully she decides to actually wear Trevor's clothes instead of eating it or pissing on it. You know, what furries do.
>>10529182
I have a 10 mile long shlong.
>>10529186
Right. I forgot this was a doctors appointment.
>Subaru undresses himself for the doctor, turns his head and coughs
What's the news, doc?
>>10529186
But I haven't gotten clay from a prison, unless I have too many cooks..
>>10529198
I have a 1,507.642 Kilometre shlong
>>10529196
Woah, what's this thing? Some kinda.. Abandoned jet, or something? It's a giant hunk of metal! Never seen anything like it this close! I wonder i- Oh, wait, it's moving.. What is it? I think it's looking at m-
>BZZZZZ
>>10529196
I've got you now, Gascoigne! ....W-Wait, that wasn't the right guy! Who did I just-
...
>Tricky breaks down, crying on the floor right beside the doggy.
>>10529201
>The weird man checks your ear
Yep, that's yucky ear. You have Lynks Disease, and a small cock.
>>10529202
It's almost like this house has too many people in it
>>10529151
You don't need to drink it 24/7, just...often. It's not restraining because it tastes good. Mercy and friendship doesn't sound all that enticing when I can just feel nothing all the time. I think it's better that way, because I can't feel disappointment or whatever. Or anger!
>The skeleton's words betray his previous actions though. He's felt anger plenty of times. Heck, he was incredibly angry during their last meeting when Plague Knight interrupted his kills.
Nope, can't feel a thing! Not even happiness!
>He says, smiling.
>>10529186
You may be Ryghts
>>10529224
Well I guess I have to live forever as I am now.
>>10529224
I'm n-not sure what you mean by small.
>>10529198
You sure you're not just overcompensating?
>>10529224
>and a small cock.
Why state the obvious when he is a jap?
>>10529196
THE PEACE SLIDE
LOOK AT IT
IT IS PEACEFUL
>>10529242
People with Lynks disease have a small cock
Clay is the only cure
Alright, I'm sick of my DMs and email being spammed with questions about Wiggins and if he forced me to quit or scared me off, so I guess I need to address this shit.
1. I didn't quit intentionally. I have a new job and work 45+ hours a week and I don't have time for hg anymore. I might come back one day but I'm not sure (and if I do, it won't be as Link).
2. Wiggins is a good guy, but he is clingy as fuck and absolutely doesn't know how to take 'no' as an answer. I've tried telling him multiple times that, "no, I do not want dick pics" and "no, I do not want to erp", but he still kept trying and trying. He also wouldn't stop bothering me whenever I would show up in discord. As soon as I would post anything, he would start blowing up my DMs. That is why I deleted him. He's not a bad guy, he just cannot take obvious cues and hints even if he is being smacked in the face with 'em. I didn't leave hg because of him, but I did leave the hg discord because of him.
(Sorry for throwing you under the bus, Wiggins, but holy fuck dude. If I didn't respond to the first 7 messages you sent, why in the absolute fuck would you think I would respond to the next 20 you send me? Jesus fucking christ, dude.)
3. I'm sorry for shitting up your thread with drama (and most likely) soon-to-be copypasta.
I'm out. Tell Bolin and the discordfags I said hi.
>>10529251
Everybody get on the pterodactyl thing! It's the only way, trust me! It looks like it can carry three people, maybe, probably! It's fine!
>>10529251
the literature club
the ghost fox
the chore list
the big food
the bear trap
>>10529240
You gotta live like a bear, stocking up on horse apples and clay from a prison yard
>>10529242
Isn't it obvious? It's under average, now put your clothes on and get off my table, I got an episode to film in an hour.
>The weird man hands you a soft brick of prison yard grade clay
Rub it on the afflicted areas every day for 30 minutes.
>>10529278
Can I wear your cape?
Pretty much this. Wiggins was clingy and stalkerish and it pissed Link off at times. He was actually scared at one point by the "Link I'm at your window >Blake"-esque shitposts, and that says a lot about how he thought of Wiggins.
>>10529278
the last chicken piece
the wet bed wesker prank
the closet wanderer
the lonesome hunter
the secret code
the table licking fox
the bread bag
Nah, Link did have his gripes about Wiggins because of how clingy he got. Link didn't really shitpost that much though, apart from the odd meme. We did band together to shitpost Vino out of the thread though. Damn good times.
Mang you're making me emotional here. I fucking miss Link. Give me my Link back. He's the only good midfag.
>>10529304
I didn't want it to come to this, but since you refuse to back down.. I'm going to have to do it. Don't blame me for what happens next. I challenge you to table tennis.
Evens : this sunday
Odds: next sunday
Dubs: next week tuesday
>>10529304
The Ice Cream Feast! Any flavour you want is there for the taking!
Except for the forbidden flavour. Just like the apple in the Garden of Eden, tributes are explicitly forbidden from taking this ice cream flavour.
>>10529334
C'mon, I brought powder!
>>10529334
WAIT, HANG ON, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS FORBIDDEN, NOBODY TOLD ME, GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, GIVE ME A REDOOOO!
>Is dragged to Super Hell probably
>>10529334
The truth is that Emi is a mute, and is incapable of telling the truth. At least verbally, maybe you can make her shake her head for "yes" and "no."
>>10529361
sorry there are no redos
do not worry i shall rig it for you next time my friend
>>10529377
too much peace
it had to be skipped
>>10529377
Thanks, but I don't know if my stomach's gonna be able to hold out until next time.. I haven't eaten in days, and that bite of icecream barely filled me up at all..
>>10529395
Nobody wants soggy bread, so Powdered Toast Man's actions are entirely justifiable.
>>10529403
Don't worry about it, the next one from me won't be until tomorrow. Hosting a single game really takes the energy out of my bones, I might have ADD or something
>>10529427
He's right y'know!
>>10529427
WINNER NEXT SLIDE guys
Toasty!
A lion and a dog? I'd wish it gone too, it's an abomination of nature. What sort of sick inter-species breeding would produce such an animal?
Oh, a lion and a dog? yeah i guess that should've been more obvious.
>>10529427
Listen... I don't need to win, I'm completely fine with never winning in my life, but.. Think you could slip me some snacks from the arena, or something? There's bound to be plenty of it at that feast, and most of it just goes to waste, so..
>>10529453
surely that should get you a penalty
>>10529458
Snacks? I've got plenty of ice cream if you want it. Trucks full of it! Although it's pretty hot outside, I imagine it would've all melted by now.
>>10529458
>cut to Johnny ravaging all the leftovers from the feast
Oh Sorry, you wanted some?
>>10529467
Say "hey what's up" to your winner, the man who wanted to swap himself out, Albert Wesker!
hey what's up
>>10529467
Please tell me ice cream isn't all you have.. Any fruit? Anything with any actual nutrition? At all? Anything w-
>>10529476
....Y-Yeah..
>>10529467
>>10529481
Geez, guess we'll see Wesker at the next World Cup, congrats!
>>10529481
well
if you ever want a boost to your tournament rankings be sure not to miss this game
>>10529476
>>10529499
Have some powder everyone!
>>10529499
In summary, skeletons > other undead. Heck, skeletons > everything.
>>10529492
No, nothing with nutrition. Just ice cream. It's a dairy product right? You get calcium out of it, so it's not all bad. Heck, it's pretty darn healthy to a skeleton!
>>10529499
>video games edition
>vidya won
Nice
>>10529481
[congratulate winner]
Ccccrrrmmng!
(Congratulation fremb)
>>10529499
[thank the host]
Hnnnng!
(Thanks)
[go to sleep]
>>good night HG.
>>10529492
Well you're late. I ate them all.
>>10529481
Congratulations you handsome bastard, and thanks for hosting Bonehead.
>>10529499
Me and my ass didn't do to well this game now did we. Thanks for hosting Bones!
>>10529499
That took a lot out of me. Thanks for hosting. Hope you can do it again some time.
>>10529524
I-I know you and your ass will do well eventually, Miku-tan!
>>10529518
As they say, pottery.
>>10529522
Uhm...what? Alright, I'll take that as a "thanks" I guess.
>>10529523
No problem Johnny, hope you enjoyed all that ice cream.
>>10529524
Yeah, you were a little behind that game but I'm sure both you and your ass will do better the next time!
>>10529536
I plan on it. Thanks for playing.
>>10529524
>>10529554
In addition, lots of us are long-time fans of you and your ass! We're rooting for you!
>>10529499
>Thank you for the game.
>>10529554
>>10529568
>>10529572
I bet you guys say that to all the blue haired idols.
>>10529572
I'm particularly a fan of her ass. She can tell you all about it.
>>10529581
Trust me, they don't.
Would Johnny Bravo fuck a trap?
>>10528427
I wrote a blog post about why i fucking hate hunger games because it appeals to like, the male fantasy
>>10529610
I'm sure you and your ass will do fine next game, too.
>>10529613
No.
>>10529610
Depends of the shade of blue, I guess.
>>10529622
Post it
Post what you're listening to.
>>10529633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmzcQtNqbxg
>>10529572
Ehem. You're looking at her number one fan.
>>10529581
Nope! Kaito? Who's that? Dunno, but he's nowhere near as great as you!
>Subaru gets closer to Miku and starts breathing heavily
I-I love you!
>>10529633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPZ6uvuW2Nk
>>10529633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgmoMO66uPg
>>10529633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHrJreMF1KU
dunno why I made this
>>10529633
https://youtu.be/ifY-5UZRamU
>>10529668
Actually, long ago, I was possessed by the ghost of Miku's biggest fan, and he passed on all of his knowledge to me. There's no possible way that you're a bigger fan than I am, but I'll let you say that. Even though it's impossible.
>>10529673
I actually like that show, screw you for making me miss it.
>>10529624
I don't really have much of a butt..
>>10529630
But every shade of blue is nice..
>>10529610
Your face is your best part, it's why they star so much!
>>10529668
heh, I get that a lot...mostly from stalkers. Good thing you're not one of those right? haha
>>10529696
What's that have to do with anything? We're talking about donkey racing.
>>10529699
*stare
>>10529687
kys fag
>>10529692
Except it is true! Quiz me! Go ahead, quiz me! I know everything about her!
>>10529699
Haha, yeah, I'm not one of them! Why would you ever say that? Do you think I'm a stalker, Miku-tan?
>>10529753
Hmmm, on the stalker scale I'd say you register...about a 3, which is good cause anything above a 8 and I'd have to kill you.
>>10529753
Y'know, if you want to get closer to "Miku-tan" as you call her, maybe you should get rid of that Lynks Disease you got.
>>10529633
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=453wgsWT5Ao
>someone stole my idea and is getting full credit for it
Guess I'll die.
>>10529696
Don't ask me, I tend to prefer darker tones… but that's simply a personal opinion.
Like you know… Darker tones always go well during many events, and of course fits with a obscure atmosphere and the lovely depths coming from hellish places.
>>10529783
...this is the part I'm supposed to ask you "What idea?" right?
>>10529783
What idea?
>>10529783
G-Garnet?
>>10529753
What year and month did Miku release her most critically poorly-received food item? And in what city?
First 24 for the amazing Cancer Games
>>10529806
Fuyuzora Kogarashi
>>10529806
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>male
>>10529806
Powdered Toast Man
>>10529806
A Hearthstone Deck
>>10529806
Lord Beerus
>>10529806
Miku-Chan
>>10529806
MAEROKHARTWEE
>>10529806
Lynks Remover
>>10529806
Takanashi Rikka
>>10529804
>Garnet
You know that the Hearthstone code and the card winscreens were all made by the old Ericafag and not Garnet, right?
>>10529806
Yohane
>>10529806
Mike AAA-zowski
>>10529806
Asuka the Wanderer
post ships
>>10529806
Kumagawa
>>10529776
A three!? What constitutes a 3!? I've only ever said how much I love you and how much I want to be with you! That's not stalkerish at all!
Oh, and uh, you might now want to kill me. You'd go to jail, forever tarnishing your musical career.
>>10529782
Mind telling me what Lynks Disease is? You keep saying it, but I've never heard it before in my life.
>>10529805
2006 and in Akihabara
>>10529806
Natsuki Subaru
>>10529699
B-but I was the first blue one..
>>10529702
Liar.. You were talking about my sister and her ass..!
>>10529791
And I guess it does go well with your purple eyes because they're kind of a deep purple... But I have to change the color of blue my hair is a lot depending on the song and my clothes.. It's really stressful sometimes.
>>10529806
Kaito
>>10529806
Mixmaster
>>10529845
Me and Miku-tan.
>>10529806
Kirino Ranmaru
>>10529806
Captain Underpants
>>10529806
Rikka Takanashi
>>10529845
I ship
>>10529812 x >>10529820
>>10529831 x >>10529847
>>10529854 x >>10529862
>>10529831 x >>10529873
>>10528719 x >>10528738
>>10529806
Gaius
>(shit I wanted to sleep)
>>10529854
Do I have to spell it out for you? L-I-N-K-S Disease! Haven't you heard, hombre? You gotta protect yourself.
>crap, something needs my attention. Sorry, but I have to go for a bit
>>10529806
Chubby Pupper
>>10529854
Wrong and right. October 2012, but the city was Akihabara. I think it's clear which one of us is the superfan here, but you gave it your best shot.
>>10529857
M-Me?! I'd never do something like that, I was just talking about the donkey race! What are you, some kind of incestuous pervert?
>>10529806
Rikka Takanashi the Third
>>10529831
>>10529873
Nigga what
>>10529806
Ranma Saotome
>>10529894
Wait that doesn't spell lynks tho.
>>10529806
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10529806
Spooky Ougi
>>10529889
Care to explain?
>>10529806
Macho Man
>>10529854
What are you saying, anyone who tries to arrest Me is cursed to eternal hell!...or so the stories goes anyways. And 3 is perfectly normal, don't worry so much.
>Miku begins ruffling your hair
Haha my rookie stalker!
>>10529857
And coincidentally my favorite.
>>10529907
Yes it does
A symptom of Lynks is lacking the ability to spell words, you might want to get checked up
>>10529889
Wh-why are you shipping me with myself?
>>10529894
By doing what!? Yo-you're actually starting to scare me now!
>>10529899
Alright. I concede. You may have her. I'll just go back home and find another idol to worship.
>Subaru begins to walk away, but swings right back around and marches back to the man
EXCEPT I CAN'T GO BACK HOME! I'm stuck in this place with someone I've listened to all the time and you're making me look like a jackass!
>>10529918
Kys crendor
>>10529938
You're a NEET, right? You probably spend more time jacking off than looking at girls.
>>10529889
Eh? We're going on a boat?
>>10529938
W-What do you mean I can have her, man?! It's not like we competed for her hand in marriage or something, I just respect her music! I'm not even ready to start thinking about that sort of thing yet, you're jumping way too far into conclusions! If you've got a crush on her, go for it, I'm not stopping you from that!
>>10529845
Tamaki x Celeste
Baron Blade x Alma Elma
Owl x Adachi x Fluorette
Matoi x Nigga Rape Train
Ambrose x Rollins
Junko x Jude
Shorty x Weed x Cirno
Kyoko x Naegi
Bolin x Banned
Sophisto x Ryouna
Tricky x Booce x The Mayor
Jotaro x DIO
Naoe Yamato x Mirai
Loli Karen x Araragi
CIA x Bane
Avatar Aang x Luffy
Rei Ayanami x Asuka x Mari
Erica x Hell
Souda x Gundham
Shion x Shion's Nightmare
Taylor Swift x Music
Vader x Tater
Totsuka x Hikki
Lord Beerus x Flake
Ocelot x Big Boss
Nanami Madobe x Bill Gates
Okabe x Fumi
Shit x Post
Yoko x Bear
Mion x Putin
Hotler's ass x Ibuki's ass
John Cena x The Odds
Obito x Kakashi
Ganon x Link
Ta-class x Her Dog
Kuuko and Kamina x Cucksville
Vince McMahon x Airi Ban
Chie/Yuu Narukami x Yosuke
Kuga x Maria Naruse
Garry x Yukiko
Classy Raven x Luna
Sunset x Spike
Remaining Danganronpa characters x Soccer players
Gogo x Agent J
Solid Snake x Liquid Snake
Aikawa x Yukine x Alice
Sokka x Korra
D-Dog x D-Horse
Yuno x Yukki
Kaito x Female Kaito
Blue Beetle x Vraeth
Fyxe x Furry porn
Sol Badguy x Rammy
Garnet x Hiccup
Wiggins x Link
Kamina x Spike
Sunset x whip-cream
I hate to be the first person to say something is wrong and break the awkward atmosphere
>>10529933
>Subaru backs away from her and turns his head away from her
I'm sorry Miku-tan, but I cannot let you do this to me anymore. The man with the long black hair and the fashionable turtle has made it apparent that I can't be your stalker.
What do you call a black Lynks diseases victim?
A LANKS