ITT: Pokemon Are Real. Universe 2. What does PAR think of what

>>10509161
Fuck off to an IRC already.

>>10509175
hi bones

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>>10509161
mfw

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>>10509161
"Worse than Kanto. At least Kanto is well-intentioned."
>>10509225
"My feelings exactly."
>>10509049
>Continued slow catte keypoking
"This explains much. Too much."

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>>10509131
>Fuck coffee, where doing this hard
"Yes, maybe, it is just very personal..."
"..."
"...WHAT?"

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>>10509161
Kalos is going to end up the only region with two gym leaders.
>>10509091
To be fair, one has to be trying to have fashion worse than Alain's, mon cher.
My own bar is the best bar bar none.
>>10509114
... I believe an undershirt with rhinestones would be more of a crime than a normal undershirt, non?

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Every gym leader must dab before their challenge and after either winning or losing.
Same goes with E4 members.

Remember, memes are dreams.


And dreams.


Never die.

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>>10509161
Makes me feel like Unova is the only safe place left.
No disrespect to Sinnoh, but, too close.

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>>10509261
.... I'm renouncing my Kalosian citizenship.
Goodbye forever, I'm leaving for Sinnoh.
>>10508936
".... does that work? Can I get a citizenship through marriage?"

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>>10509261
LUCYCARIO WILL HAVE SOME WORDS WITH YOU
I QUIT!

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>>10509261
Apologies, miss. I'll be quitting.

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>>10509244
"I fucking did that in one of those stupid dreams."
>Drink more. Faceplant.
"Fuuuuck. I don't know whether to thank Rey or scold him for this..."

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>>10509305
>>10509306
>>10509317
Please dab before you leave.

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>>10509261
I... are you deliberately trying to incite riots in your region?
(Someone find me that /k/ screencap of a general watching a soldier do the stupidest shit, because Surge needs it right now.)

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>>10509261
Fuck you, Diantha. You can't force me to do anything, you old hag.
>>10509317
Malva, come back! Don't leave me here with this crazy wench!

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>>10509049
>Sylvie sniff some of the brown water
"This smells interesting can I have some?"

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>>10509347
>>10509354
>>10509358
hahahAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T POST ON PUBLIC FORUMS
AHAHAHA

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>>10509326
>Drink more
"Not his fault, not his fault, I pried in too deep..."
"...there's more to all of this, there is not?"
>Nerd turns to Rey, visibly shaken and with the looks of someone in need of a hug
"Is there?"

>>10509360
"It's Whiskey, take a small sip. Just a small one"

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>>10509358
(WOW that formatting is a mess, let's try that again)

>>10509247
It's a valid wardrobe choice! I work on improving the area around Pokemon Village when I'm not tending to my chilly friends. I need to be able to go from warm to cold weather apparel quickly!

>>10509336
>>10509261
I'm taking my icebergs and moving into Pokemon Village with the forsaken and abused pokemon. They'll understand this pain. I quit.

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>>10509380
. . . Fuck you.

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>>10509380
>>10509393
I-
Hello, this is the real Diantha posting. Dabbing, whatever that is, is not mandatory.
...Nor are fashion executions.
Are we done?

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>>10509393
I'm not judging your current wardrobe. I'm judging the horrid potential of a rhinestone covered undershirt.
>>10509380
... hahaha.
Who wants to renew the sport of fox hunting?

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>>10509392
>Hugs.
>And slow nods.
>Also a sneaked sip of Frankie's sake.

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>>10509436
... prove it's you.
Livestream yourself pricking your finger with a needle.

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>>10509392
>Fairy pupper sip your first alcohols
>interesting and complex flavors coupled with the burn of higher alcohol content confuses yet intrigues the sylveon and they eventually decide one sip isn't enough

>>10509439
There a bounty, ese? I got a team and an Orrean hunting knife.
I was gonna get in on some business out there before the crazy got cancelled.

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>>10509380
But why?

>>10509436
I'm just going to go refrigerate my friends and pretend this didn't happen.

>>10509439
Wait, what's wrong with that?

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>>10509465
A zoroark has- Oh, duh.
>A video feed opens and Dianthia pricks her finger with a needle.
I'm sorry this happened while I was out. Ahem... If those who left wish to stay gone you'll need to send in a formal resignation.
>>10509501
Yes, let's try for that.

I WAS going to put a bill up for making key stones a right to Kalosian citizens since some groups have a monopoly on them but... I still need to discuss it with the Elite Four.

>>10509501
You should take a vacation
I suggest Sinjoh, you seem like you'd like that

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>>10509444
>Incredibly comforting hug
>Nerd is visibly less shaken
"What else can you tell us, then?"

>>10509475
>Nerd: ponder if alcohol counts as Poison
>Especially because of Fairy types weakness to that type
"Careful..."

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>>10509575
>Sylvie looks lazily at Stibium
"Whyyy is there something I should know about this whiskey stuff?"

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>>10509380
...
See this is why I've adopted the policy of shooting anything weird first and asking questions later.

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>>10509380
...I am going back to bed.
Good night folks.

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>>10509572
Oh, isn't that nice. Good luck with that.

>>10509574
Sinjoh? Hmm, never heard of it. Is it nice?

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>>10509480
The Kalos League may be willing to chip in for a bounty.
I will contribute 1,000 Kalosian. A hefty sum, non?
We'll see who else from the League wishes to contribute.
>>10509501
Rhinestones are disgusting, that's what's wrong.
>>10509572
My main issue is... Are there enough keystones for every citizen?

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>>10509682
Thank you. I hope it goes well.
>>10509480
Name a number.
>>10509697
That's my main issue. We'd need to purchase out the smaller companies in Kalos or run some sort of partnership with Devon.
And in that situation we're dangerously close to becoming Almia.

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>>10509729
Hm... Perhaps... Award Mega Stones as incentive for joining the Kalosian military?
I do not see a partnership with Hoenn going well, considering the current political turmoil in the area.

>>10509697
I'm in.
>>10509729
Enough to get mi mija through state college, undergrad.
I'm on my way.

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>>10509609
"Intoxication, the possibility it may affect you harder due to Poison weakness..."
>Drink

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>>10509729
mrstone221
beldumrocks1977

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>>10509823
What the fuck are you doing?
>>10509729
Question: is it possible for me to maintain a position on the Kanto E4 without sacrificing Kalosian citizenship?

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>>10509799
...Could be a good idea. I'll see what the others think.
Thank you.
>>10509808
...Are you Kantoinese or...?
I'll leave it at a cool 800,000 Unovan.
>>10509823
...Is that your login details?
>>10509840
Honestly do what you want I'm not here to police people. Your citizenship will be the same until you die.

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>>10509840
>>10509872
fucvk
>time to chwnge login shit

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>>10509380

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>>10509885
You're too late, Steven.
I'm already logged into your trainer book.
Look, I'm going to go like a bunch of old posts from random people.
>He's not actually logged into Steven's Trainerbook, if he even has one
>>10509872
Well. Alright then. That's nice to know.

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>>10509923
Alain, I'm sitting here without any clothes inmmy fofice watching stupid people make stupid decisitions
please help

>>10509872
Deal. Cash on delivery?
>Criminal Scum: roll to find that goddamn Zoroark.

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>>10509872
Hmm. Well, it looks like Devon's president is here right now.
Perhaps ask the cost of a shipment of keystones.
Quick, take advantage of his drunken state.

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>>10509923
Have fun with your boyfriend. Boyfriends?
>>10509947
Absolutely.
200,000P if you can get a location.
>>10509940
Steven... Would you be interested in shipping the Kalosian League a shipment of key stones?
About... Mmm... 2,000?
>>10509965
Already on it!

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>>10509940
... why the hell are you naked?
I'm not sure what exactly you expect me to do to help, but okay. How can I help, Steven?

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>>10509817
>More sips of tasty brown liquid
"I do't thnik I know what intoxicatin is"

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>>10509978
u got it talking coat rack
<delivery made
>>10509979
put clothes on me
or kill eveyrone in the holalan elite

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>>10509978
Wait.... How did you know...?
I thought I was doing a good job of keeping my relationship fairly secret.
>>10509999
I hope you mean the Hoenn Elite, that job would be much easier.
... not that I'm going to do that.
I guess I'll help you figure out the magic that is clothing. Lucky for you I have a fair deal of experience with suit wearing men under the influence.
Where's your office, again?

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>>10509978
I am conflicted, Diantha.
On one hand his drunken endeavors are amusing.
On the other, they're fairly sad.

>>10509999
(Giver me liek 5 i need to get a thing for this fail)
((also more booze)

>>10509978
Deal. I'll see what I can get for you...
>Skeevy Dude: get it together and track this fukken fox

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>>10509987
>Drink
"Haaaaave you seen someone drunk before"
"If you not you will soon"
"I mean, I'm not really much of a drinker"

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>>10510042
uhhhhhhhhh
where is of offuice
this picture should help
it s a malp
i think
>>10510080
(i ghope you people enjoy this)

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>>10510137
"ALAIN SHIELD YOUR EYES!"

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>>10510086
"Drunk? Not that I can recall... Is that why I feel warm and giggly inside?
... Actually I think I'm gonna go lay down on your bed"
>Pour a tiny bit in the coffee cup and head to Stib's bedroom

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>>10510137
... I have seen a lot of maps in my life, Steven.
I'm pretty sure that's not a map.
.... I am also a man of weak will, so I'll probably save it anyway.
>Alain: be a man of your word and save it anyway, just like the roleplayer.
Google maps says Devon is in Rustboro, sound about right?
>>10510173
"It's too late, Tobias. I've seen everything."
>He chuckles, patting Tobias on the shoulder
"Wanna help me wrangle a drunk into a three piece suit?"

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>>10510086
>Kanto Man: pass out.
>It's been a long day.
>The rest of the team stays awake, for now.

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>>10510227
"At least he looks nice. Ready when you are?"

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>>10510206
>Drink
"Yeeep, that is precisely what you are"
"Niiiight Sylvie"

>>10510229
>Suddenly there's someone passed out in the middle of the main room
>Attempt to carry him over to the secondary bedroom by yourself

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>>10510227
yes pleas ehelp
my mawile is trying to drag me down sdtairs
>last number is how long until stebven gets dragged outside in the buff
>its a timed quest

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>>10510284
>Val: help drag the drunk guy to bed, before curling up and snoozing right next to him.

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>>10510326
Why don't you just return it to it's... Nevermind.
Alright Steven, I'll come be your knight in shining armor and rescue your dignity.
>>10510276
"Steven is a dream boat. Commonly acknowledged fact."
>Alain clears his throat awkwardly.
"Let's go. Latias or Darkrai?"

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>>10510402
>Tobias palms a ball.
"Let's go for Latios."
>You can hear him whisper something to it before they're teleported.
>Rolling for accuracy to Rustboro.

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>>10510369
"And that's all , eeenough drinking for tonight"
"Time to ffffff sleep"
>Stumble all the way to the main bedroom, getting dangerously close to Rey
>Throw oneself close to Sylvie
"Goodnight Unovaaaaa"
>Door is left open

>Meanwhile, Probe has been recording this all the entire time

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>>10510402
HYELP THE SCIENCE DEPARMENT SAWE ME

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>>10510490
They probably saw your nudes during your medical exams, too.
Give us five minutes, we just got to Rustboro.
>>10510456
"Alright, here we are. I don't think we'll be able to save Steven's dignity, but oh well. It's the thought that counts."
>Rollin' to find the Devon building

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>>10510525
>Tobias shrugs.
"Oh well, we'll save him for sure."
>He follows after Alain, chuckling.

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>>10510525
help
my metagross is helping
help
>4 left

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>>10510549
"... this is definitely not the Devon building."
>Let's leave the Pokemarket and try again
>Rollin'
>>10510585
... why do your Pokemon want to expose your naked ass to the world so badly?

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>>10510608
>Tobias chuckles.
"Getting warmer. Do you think his pokemon dislike him?"

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>>10510619
"I doubt it. This might be some sort of weird prank or an attempt to get him to leave his office for once."
>Alain simply shrugs
"I stopped trying to understand the Hoennese ages ago."
>Shit, did Steven narco?
>Rollin' to find Steven Stone

>>10510737
"Well whatever it is it's hilarious."
>Tobias chuckles.
"Up a floor I think."
-Tobias

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>>10510844
"Right... One floor up..."
>Up a floor they go, this should be where Mr Nude is, if those dubs have anything to say on the matter
"Hey, there he is. Passed out, on the floor."
>He gestures in the vague direction of a passed out Steven Stone on the floor
"So we just... Grab him, I guess."

>>10510882
>Tobias unbuttons his cloak and tosses it over him, before grabbing him.
"Lets go before we're kidnapped by steel types."
-Tobias

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>>10510902
"Alright, is Latios good to go, or do you need my Metagross?"

>>10510980
>Tobias squints at Alain.
"Metagross if you will."

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>>10510999
"Alright, here we go."
>Metagross: out
>Rollin' for teleport accuracy

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Bump

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>Surge's gym opens in an hour and 15 minutes, roughly
>He paces behind his forcefield, considering which gym he's going to visit after work
>Viridian claimed Blue had been absent for the past several months, but that couldn't be true... he would have to go see this for himself tonight.

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>Page 9 bump.

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>Sylvie wake up with a headache and hungover
>Turns out alcohol is pretty potent for fairy types
>Look around and notice the nerd curled up next to you, decide to get up and off the bed and pull the covers over the nice human
>Coffee making attempt 2: electric boogaloo

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I still don't understand how cake is a prop, but here we go.
Attempt number 2 at the Nimbasa musicals.

>>10514822
>Thump
>Sounds like something or someone fell off a bed

>>10509161
who's what diantha

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>>10515624
>Hear noise and go investigate master bedroom first

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>>10515733
>Nerd status: asleep in the floor

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>>10515935
>Walk up to Stib and paw at his face to try and wake him up

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>>10516350
>Blink
>Blink twice
"...morning...is it still the morning?"

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>>10516470
>Look around for the dex, where did we leave it last
>can't find it so just shake head no and point at the digital clock on the night stand

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>>10516613
>Vision kinda blurry
>Double digits at least
"We got real fucked didn't we..."
>Rolling to stand up

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>>10516974
>Use ribbons to help the nerd up while the others emulate a shrugging motion

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>>10517562
>Attempt to get to the kitchen
"Thanks Sylvie...lets get some coffee"
>Suddenly it hits, the coffee was already made
"...already on it, it seems"

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>>10517828
>They smile and nod at him being proud of themselves having not messed up this time then grabs two coffee cups and sets them on the counter

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>>10517932
>Serve two cups
>Sit at the table, pat the fairydoggo for a well done job
"You have pretty much earned a spot at my side, hah"

>Meanwhile, send Probe to check on the workplace

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I'm in the mood for some hunting out back in the woods, what kind of game should I hunt? I'm thinking Pidgey, but those are getting kinda stale.

>>10518394
fearow

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>>10518190
>Headpats acquired and tail wagging engaged
>Sipp delicious coffee and hope headache goes away

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>>10518394
The most dangerous game is human you know.

>>10518394
I hope your hunting and weapons licenses are all in order, had a buddy who forgot to renew and got hit with a gigantic fine.

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>>10518394
Monopoly

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>>10518394
Why must the birds suffer?

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>>10518394
None, pokemon hunting is illegal in Kanto.

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>>10518606
But Surge
What if he's not in Kanto
>>10518540
Because Falkner
Dead birbs become ghosts

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>>10518394
If I see you I'm going to cut you.

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>>10518461
>Sipp the headache away
>Keep up the pets
"Well, that was a way to go down the path of alcoholism, heh"
"Coffee always works, but, lets not make this a too often of an habit."

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>>10518606
It's also why there's so many pidgey. I am totally fine with this.

>>10518682
That's terrible! I think.

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>>10518430
Hm, i'll consider it.
>>10518478
Relax! I'm not after killing a human.
>>10518501
This, i'll also consider.
>>10518540
Because, this is my hobby.
>>10518606
Good thing i'm in Sinnoh.
>>10518691
Good luck with that, mate.

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>>10518802
You're not? How uninspired.

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>>10518695
>Keep that petting up and you'll find your hand coiled again though maybe some fairy magick would help the hangover

>The sylveon vocalizes and nods at the comment

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>>10518802
You're lucky I'm in Hoenn.
You're an awful person and I hope the Pokemon you attack kills you first.

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>>10518781
Shhh Falkner
Do you hear that?
This Gastly
It says you should feed your birds french fries
And also "squawk"
>There isn't actually a Gastly
>Just Morty pressing his ear to a wall and nodding understandingly
>>10518802
Hunt some Risk
Worst game
Needs to go extinct

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>>10518857
Yeah, well there's something stopping me called LAWS. But killing pokemon is free game, no pun intended.
>>10518906
Only in your dreams, friend, only in your dreams.

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>>10518863
"We have an agreement, then"
>Scricth their chin
>Let the ribbons coil up

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>>10519062
>Their head tilts up to allow better access to chin and neck and the ribbons begin slowly entwining around his hand and wrist

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>>10518981
Oh? How droll.

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>>10518981
No.
In my dreams humans don't go around trying to kill or capture me and other Pokemon.
I'd go on but you probably don't care.

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>>10518955
Really? Did it know my dad?!

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>>10519235
You mean Wal-
I mean
It says "Bawk bawk nope bawk"

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>>10519174
Yes, saddening, I know, but that's the just the way it is.
>>10519197
You're right, I don't, but please, continue to entertain me with your unrealistic fantasies, it'll kill some time while I prep for this trip.

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>>10519098
>Hand going further down the chin and neck
>Faury magics don't do much against intoxication but at least they feel good
"Go ahead with the ribbons, they feel nice."
"Your former trainer was a fool to leave you aside, on top of being an asshole"

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>>10519393
Where exactly in Sinnoh are you, just out of curiosity?
Also to be fair, I know it's unrealistic as long as pricks like you exist.

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>>10519393
Please, continue to document your illegal activities on a public forum.

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>>10519343
That does sound like something a bird would say, yes.

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>>10519470
Pastoria City, around the great marsh, it's a good hunting spot, lots and lots of fresh game every day.

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>>10519547
Excellent, now we know which city to sweep, do keep talking, it is most entertaining watching you dig your own grave.

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>>10519513
However!
I might know something
>>10519505
Guys
Guys
Why did Will take off his mask
Is the world ending

>>10519505
Oh no, officer, are you gonna trail the EVIL and MENACING that I leave behind and track me down? Give me a break, it's all just for sport, and it's a nice hobby, stop being so close minded.

>>10519470
Tbf there is nothing wrong with hunting.
Now if it's illegal or poaching then you have a problem.
As long as he's not wasteful with what he kills I personally don't mind even if I don't condone the killing of pokèmon for sport.

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I'm so glad we illegalized all forms of hunting in Hoenn.
Also I've been kidnapped someone please save me.

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>>10519576
Please do not confuse me with my brother, he is a masked idiot that attempts to play a role he does not fit.

>>10519583
I am not an officer, I am Lucian of the Sinnoh Elite Four, and yes, my psychic pokemon actually can trace you through the "evil and menacing" thoughts in your head, or we could simply search for a man with a gun attempting to shoot pokemon.

>>10519595
Pokemon hunting is illegal in Sinnoh, we have set up hunting grounds for non-sapient animals on the outskirts of several cities for those that still wish to shoot for sport or to feed themselves.

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>>10519628
Your office was locked, unlike our hotel room door.
You can leave whenever.

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>>10519576
Oh? What kind of something?

>>10519628
Nobody cares Steven, unless someone puts money up to save you that is.

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>>10519547
Great, can't wait to get ambushed.
Watch your step.
>rollin' for travel time to get nearby
>last number +10 with 0 being a 10

>>10519595
Surely you can understand how I completely disagree with hunting being ok ever.

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>>10519658
Great work, Lucian. Everyone gets ice cream.
Except Flint.

>>10519694
Yes, hunting is illegal here. Especially near Pastoria. That's like hunting at Yellowstone.
>Cynthia pauses and looks directly into the camera.

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>>10519674
He was the previous gym leader of Violet City!
>>10519658
Will has a brother?
>>10519712
What flavor?

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>>10519658
I'm so glad that the psychic NO FUN POLICE are here to ruin my fun, what if I ENJOY the struggle of shooting a pokemon, with their types and whatnot, i'd say they taste BETTER then most things.

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>>10519712
Thank you, madam.

>>10519723
We are not on speaking terms.

>>10519724
Should that be the case, your lawyer may be able to present an insanity plea.

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>>10519723
Cookies and cream.
>>10519759
...Is Malva related to you in any way?

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>>10519724
Hace you tried not blabbering while committing crimes?
I'm pretty sure that is rule number 1 of crime.

>>10519712
>Squint at the screen

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>>10519776
Is it the glasses?

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>>10519724
Some people just don't appreciate a sporting challenge.

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>>10519413
>The fairy gives a sound of agreement and the ribbons continue their dance around his wrist and up his arm while one snakes behind him and very loosely wraps his neck in a greater attempt at relieving more of the hangover pain and stress

>>10519694
Well yes its wrong but in those 3rd world hellholes it's actually quite economically helpful.
Basically think of it like this, a few illegally hunted pokemon are well... killed so the hunter is charged with a hunting fee, that money is used to be spent on saving a significant more amount of pokemon and hire people to kill poachers.
Yes it's all wrong but you have to look at the benefits and negatives from all sides or else you could risk sounding like a fool.

>>10519724
Now your just being a bit of a dick.
Yes he's being a bit closed minded but still dude calm down, try hunting in the underdeveloped world to help the economy there. Make yourself useful instead of being an ass here.

>>10519816
take your /pol/ shit somewhere else turts

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>>10519759
>>10519789
>>10519816
Y'know what, fuck you guys, i'm going out into the great marsh,right now, i'm going hunting, cya, assholes.

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>>10519857
>A Wild Drapion attacks!

>>10519840
>
https://youtu.be/YUA8i5S0YMU

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>>10519776
No, she is not.

>>10519786
I doubt it is just that, we also happen to share wavy hair.

>>10519857
Excellent, into the waiting arms of the police.
>There's a squad waiting for him at the Great Marsh, and provided he accepts his fate peacefully, he will be arrested shortly.

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>>10519776
Nice
When do I get that Spiritomb?
>>10519759
Oh. Sad.
But who's the better Psychic trainer?

>>10519882
>>10519909
>Aww shit, here we go
>GUN
>MOSENBERG 500
>FIRE AT POLICE & Drapion(?)
>rolling to hit Drapion

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>>10519857
Best of luck.

>>10519909
I'm sure you must be fun at parties.

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>>10519926
>Steel is neutral.
>The bullet pierces the chitin but doesn't do much else.
>Drapion uses Poison Jab!

>Reply chain memes GO!

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(I'm great at getting distracted, fuck)

>>10519712
Good, it should be illegal everywhere.
If only there were more humans like you in charge.

>>10519816
Why do you think you're going to convince me that hunting of wild Pokemon is anything but terrible?

>>10519926
>BANG in the distance
>Slash moves towards the noise because clearly that's a smart idea
>Roll to find the source of the noise and not get lost

>>10519972
(Shh)

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>>10519926
I am, it is not a question, though he has attempted to make it one a few times.
The last time ended poorly for all involved, and he left for Johto.

>>10519949
I do not attend parties, I find them uninteresting.

>>10519811
>Lean in closer, let the neck ribbons try again
>Keep up the petting, until...
"You know, I should be going to the workplace. How about you follow me?"

-Nerd that didn't prepare enough pics

>>10520022
(Fuck, that first response was meant for >>10519921 )

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>>10520022
Yes, I'm sure the presence of sapient life capable of processing anything more complex than whatever sophomoric tome of semi-historical romance you've dove into at the moment.

>>10519958
>WELL FUCKING SHIT
>Grab chest in pain, like he's having a heart attack, SHEIT, except he's been stabbed.
>Also, losing grip of shotty, so, firing off a shot in pain, rolling to hit somewhere near Drapion.

>>10520084
>Fuck it, we're going no images
>The police attempt to break up the fight and restrain the man before he hurts himself further

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>>10520084
>You clip the tail but it doesn't do much else.
>Drapion pins Anon down and poison jabs him again.

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>>10520026
>Fairy pupper smile, release the ribbons and stand up ready to follow

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>>10520080
Quite frankly it is more that the majority of people I have met are incapable of comprehending anything more involved than a trainerbook post. It is quite sad.

>>10520120
>>10520126
>I AGREE WITH THIS NO IMAGES NOTION BECAUSE IM RUNNING OUT
>Shit, FUCK, the man SCREAMS as he's jabbed once more and subsequently attacked by the police, as he screams a ton of incomprehensible shit.
>FUCK YOU YOU SCORPION BIONIC BITCH I WILL IMPLANT MY BALLS INTO YOUR SKULL GOD FUCKING DAMRGTHYU

>>10520205
talk about a skull fucking

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>>10520186
How tragic. I refrain from the use of social media. Generation gap and whatnot. Is it really that bad?

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>>10520205
>I'm very confused about how many people are in this but ok.
>Angriest Drapion goes off to make sure no one got caught up in those blapps.

>>10520205
>the police send him to the hospital and he gets medical care
>he'll be there for a month or so before he can be moved to a jail and then stand trial

>>10520254
>The man collapses unconscious because I am also confused, very confused, but will keep going anyway.

>>10520274
>for a month or so
so he can conveniently escape?

>>10520296
(He'd be recovering from several stab wounds and cuffed to his bed, I don't think he gets to go anywhere)

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>>10520177
>Nerd: finalize morning(?) routine
>Put up a message somewhere Frankie can see it, if he is still here
>Off to the serverfarm, fairypupper in tow

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Very interesting.
>Robodoggo splits from the marsh before anyone sees him.

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THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ME, YOUR NEW OVERLORD, MISHI!

HELLO, SOON TO BE ENSLAVED LAND DWELLERS, IT IS I, MISHI, AND I WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THE TAKING OVER OF YOUR WORLD SHORTLY! FOR ME AND MY AQUATIC MINIONS HAVE SEIZED CONTROL OF ONE OF YOUR YELLOW SEA TRANSPORTATION VESSELS, AND NOW HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE RICHES INSIDE OF IT! SUCH AS THESE FANCY EXPLOSIVE ROCKS, THEY ARE SADLY, VERY SLOW, SO FIRE TYPES WILL HAVE A SLOW, SLOW DEATH. BUT YES, BE WARY! BECAUSE I AM COMING! I, MISHI, THE NOW WARLORD OF LAND AND SEA!

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>>10520244
It is a true tragedy, I avoid such things as well, but it is sad to see the next generation growing up and being unable to appreciate the classics.

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Steven's asleep, post your favorite Devon memes.

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>>10520377
You just declared war on Kanto, if you show up at our shores, we will be there to turn you back.

>>10520430
Does he actually have a dildo made out of solid gemstone?

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>>10520377
Dude chill.

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>>10520392
Truly an indemnity. I also dislike their music, and they wear there clothing in manners which I find distasteful and inappropriate. In general, the mannerisms of these youths are contemptible. I have yet to ascertain the source of the recent obsession with memetics or what significance images of a distressed amphibian have in relation. But I don't like it.

>>10520466
bat

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>>10520370
>Before the pair leaves the sylveon spots the dex on the kitchen floor under the table and snags it

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>>10520430
I have never seen any memes about Devon, but the knowledge that he is asleep makes me entirely all too curious about what he dreams about.
>>10520377
If you land anywhere near Undella you will come to regret it.

>>10520466
BAT

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>>10520486
Yeah? What?
>>10520527
(Is someone already playing a Lunala? Fuck.)

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>>10520534
(Not at the moment, no. But there was a guy in old /par/ known for playing a Lunala.)

>>10520534
(No, there used to be one but assuming you're not the same person then they left a while ago. Sorry for the confusion, he was well liked so people keep hoping for him to come back.)

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>>10520377
Naw think again bitch boi

>>10520534
(There was a guy in the original par, but he left after a infighting string. A lot of people were hoping he'd come back some day, sorry for the random baggage.)

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>Roll to cut Buddy.

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>>10520433
>>10520513
>>10520466
FOOOLS! I DO NOT INTEND TO RAID YOUR CANNED TOES, OR UMBRELLAS IN A GROUND ASSAULT! BECAUSE THAT..WOULD BE FOOLISH! I AM NOT THE FOOL! YOU ALL ARE! FOOLISH!, I WILL SIMPLY ATTACK FROM FAR AWAY! WHERE I WILL NOT BE SEEN, THUS, CONCEALING ME!
MWHAAHAAAAHA!

>>10520659
So you intend to do nothing, good to know.

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>>10520659
.... so you wish for Unova to deploy our navy?
Very well.

>Attempt to locate Grimsley

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>>10520646
Can you fucking quit that? Looks like he's in Unova somewhere.
>>10520659
If you come near me I'm cutting you in half.

>Teleport back to Quincy's and pretend to be asleep.

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>>10520659
Seriously nerd where are you so I beat your ass

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>>10520659
...I foresee a grounded seal. That is all I have to say.

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>>10520674
>Grimsley is found, playing blackjack with his pokemon.
"Yessss? I'll tell Elesa to watch the coasts with Marlon."

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>>10520504
"So that is where it was. An old model, I think?"
>Rolling minutes to the other building, last digit

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>>10520675
>Roll to cut her while she's trying to sleep.

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>>10520711
"Very well, do you think Alder needs to know?"
>Caitlin squints at Grimsley's sleeve
"Remove the extra Ace."

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>>10520672
NOTHING?! I WILL DO SOMETHING! SOMETHING WITH THAT SUBMERSIBLE!
>>10520674
YOUR PUNY NAVY WILL DO NOTHING TO ME! FOR I AM MIGHTIER! STONGER! AND ARMED WITH A CACHE OF MINIONS WHO WILL DO MY BIDDING TILL THE VERY END!
>>10520679
YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME! I AM UNTRACKABLE, UNTRACEABLE! A PHANTOM IN THE OCEAN!

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>>10520719
"I guess so. It was one of the few things I took when I left my trainer."
>They stare at the dex a bit while following Stib
"Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't try to get a new one since this is just a constant reminder of him."

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>>10520746
"..."
>The ace is tossed to the side to a squint from his Bisharp.
"We tell him, yes. I'd rather not this becomes something where we underestimate the enemy. Sun Tzu and all that."

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>>10520675
>Quincy comes inside and finds Buddy sleeping on the couch
>rolling for training progress he made while he was out
"...Huh, so you came back."

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>>10520735
"CAN YOU FUCKING STOP?"
>>10520775
"I'm going to goddamn bleed to death before I find anyone I'm looking for."
>She sighs and applies bandages to her arms and hands.
"I'm a walking MCR album."

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>>10520752
What is my first order, master?

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>>10520752
You say it is a submersible vehicle. That already limits the number of troops you can possibly have with you.
>>10520774
"I suppose it will have to wait until he is next awake."
>When you possess Psychic powers you no longer have a need for chairs.
>The Psychic sits, seemingly on nothing, and watches the game of Blackjack, hands folded under her chin.
"Kalos is apparently collecting Mega Stones. I am uncertain whether to worry over this or not."

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>The Primarina prepares her SEA ARMY!
>Consisting of several Magikarp, Gyarados, and other water pokemon I am too lazy to name.
>She just kinda sits in an abandoned submarine, waiting for her moment to strike because she TOTALLY knows how to use a submarine (actually doesn't)

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>>10520853
"Uh sir why do we need a submarine when we can all swim?"

>>10520835
YOU CAN...HIT THEM ON LAND!
>>10520838
I HAVE APPROXIMATELY..
>take a minute or two to count..
45 TROOPS WITH ME, RIGHT NOW, AND THEY ARE VEEEEEERY POWERFUL, AND ALSO, THAT'S RIGHT, I COUNTED!

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>>10520838
"He sleeps more than me."
>Grimsley drops his cool for a moment, lowering his cards enough for his Bisharp to see.
"...That's not good. Should we tell Alder to invest in them as well?"

>>10520885
This isn't an army, it's a platoon they better get on a counter attack though

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>>10520879
>>10520879
THE SUBMERSIBLE WILL GIVE US A TACTICAL ADVANTAGE! IT LOOKS SCARY, AND ONCE I FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPERATE THEIR WEAPONS SYSTEM!
I WILL RENAME THIS SUBMERSIBLE IN FAVOUR OF..MEEEEEE!

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>>10520757
"Maybe we should get you a new and better one, don't you think?
>Arrived at Thomas 33
>Looks like an apartment building with just half the windows
"We're here"

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>>10520885
"Aye, aye. I'll set some traps and steal supplies in Unova. Also sir, we should invest in some pokemon that know Damp. It will serve a fantastic tactical advantage in the future."
>The spiderbugge hops off the submarine to go do that.
>First stop, Humilau.

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>>10520934
"Yeah maybe."
>Give the building a look over and raise an eyebrow (if you had one)
"This is where you work?"

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>>10520921
"R-right yessir your plan is most great. Shall I assist araquanid in getting new recruits?"

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>>10520885
45? Hmph. They are water types, are they not?
>>10520899
"It would be wise. For now we could possibly see about using the crystals found in Alola."
>She casts a lazy glance at Bisharp
"Is it wise to let him see your cards?"

>>10520956
>Something replies with a "heh" far deep in the back
>Then it goes back to sleep

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>>10520956
RIGHT.
I DEEM THIS NOTION HELPFUL TOWARDS MY GOAL! SO..NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS RECRUIT PEOPLE! AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THESE EXPLOSIVE ROCKS.

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>>10520956
>Snopefish: be a bubble bound buddy
>Whisper something about hiding under the docks in his "ear"

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>>10521032
"Do you want to go do the Island Challenge, then?"
>Grimsley freezes up, putting his cards back up toward his chest.
"No. Do they even have a Psychic specialist?"

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>>10521041
"Let me give it a shot"
>The floatzel picks up one of the explosive rocks and looks around
>I assume this is a missile?

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>>10521031
(FUG i keep forgetting to refresh to check if there are replies)
YES, GO AND ASSIST HIM, WE..REALLY NEED MORE RECRUITS.
>>10521032
YES MOST OF THEM ARE, AND SOME ARE HALF WATER TYPE. BUT OUR ORGANIZATION IS GROWING STRONGER! WE'RE GONNA GET BACK AT YOU LAND DWELLERS!
>screech while holding a probably dead magikarp close to face

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>>10521039
"Shhhhhh."
>>10521041
(He'll be out and about after this, don't worry about replying.)
"Will do, I'm sure someone will join us when they see your greatness."
>>10521068
"On it."
>Waterbugge hides under the docks and watches the humans.

>How to kill a plot in one simple step

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>>10521091
"Yessir!"
>Salut the fishuhrer and try to catch up with the bubblespider

>>10521168
em fuck off you still have to reply to buddy

>>10521084
>yes
GOOD JOB. YOU GET A PROMOTION, NOW FIGURE OUT WHICH HOLE TO PUT IT IN.
>>10521117
(ah okay, my problem is just keeping up with the pace of all these replies)
YES, NOW GO! GODSPEED.

>>10521168
Fine em I'll drop my character in it.

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>>10520804
"So I see."
>Said the man blinded by his hood right now
>Training didn't go so well
>Cursed to be level 72 forever
>Quincy flops on the couch and his pokemon take their usual positions around the fire
"...So you know what I do most of the time, what's your hobby?"

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>>10520970
>Walking inside
"Yeah, and for all of a day lived in"
"Almost entirely server farms, a few apartments and the people in charge of them. And some IP agents"

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>>10521256
"Who are IP agents?"
>Looking around in awe assuming they've reached the server farm portion already

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>>10521252
"They don't. Unless you want to convert to fairy specialization or root through the mud."
>Rolling for how badly Grimsley gets rekt by his Bisharp.
"Yep, they are. You get to ride Sharpedo too."

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>>10521180
>The rifish blubs at the Vaporeon
>Since he's inside the bubble it'll be hard for anyone outside of it to hear him
>Would Horsea get the effects of Water Bubble?
>Guess we'll see
>>10521117
>'Spin your web'
>'Set a trap'

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>>10521193
>I assume the missiles would be near the places the missiles are supposed to go in
"I think it's... THIS ONE!"
>She loads a silo and closes the cover
"Now how to we make it go boom... I got it!"
>She goes over to the computer and looks at it, trying to figure out how to find the "BOOM" button

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>>10521180
"Hey, we're going to raid the mart, got it? Follow my lead, wait for now."

>>10521358
"On it, thanks."
>Bubblerantula sets up a few traps.

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>>10521297
"If I convert to Fairy you will likely stop talking to me."
>She sighs, closing her eyes for a moment.
"I suppose I will have to dig through the dirt."

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>>10521222
(Thanks, anon, i'll pace my posts more slowly now.)
>>10521252
HA HA. I AM LAUGHING, FOR, SOME OF MY UNITS..HAVE ROCK TYPE MOVES! AND I HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE ROCK!
>>10521364
YES! YES! GREAT! NOW WE JUST HAVE..TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO LAUNCH ONE OF THESE..THINGS.

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>>10521407
>After careful study, the floatzel begins pressing random keys
>rolling for something that's even close to what they want

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>>10521377
"Right-o got it mister bubble spider sir!"

>>10521407
>I didn't wait long enough, shame on me
That shows what you know about Elesa. It sounds as though there are many things you have yet to account for in your plans.
-Caitlin

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>>10521401
"I absolutely would."
>Grimsley flips open his passport, showing the stamps.
"Been through it once, I can lend you some while we go through."

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>>10521294
>Server farms indeed
>The ones currently histing JUICE specifically
>Probe joins in
"The International Police, they got snooping equipment downstairs"

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>>10521520
"Ohh those guys I remember hearing somebody refer to themselves as being associated with them when talking with another human."

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>>10521469
"Hmm, that would be appreciated."
>With a lazy circling motion of the finger Caitlin shuffles the deck, the tell tale blue gleam of psychic energy visible in her eyes
"I have heard rumor of an alternate form of Greninja in the area. Would you consider it worth pursuing?"

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>>10521446
I HAVE ACCOUNTED FOR EVERY VARIABLE!
I CANNOT FAIL.
>>10521426
TRY AGAIN, AND TRY TO GET IT RIGHT (didn't see any dubs/trips, assumed fail)

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Your weather for today!
Kanto and Johto will be sunny!
Hoenn will be getting showers in the northern zones and the southern areas will be sunny.
Sinnoh will be getting light rain in the Sunnyshore area.
Unova will be getting significant wind in today!
Kalos will be sunny!

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Today is a calm day
How is everyone doing?

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>>10521607
"Hopefully at a distance, these guys give me the creeps"
"Careful with the hardware by the way, I don't even let MAG in here because of how mission critical it is"

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>>10521658
"Alternate form of Greninja?"
>Grimsley stands up, putting the deck into it's pack and handing his Bisharp a wad of cash.

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>>10521703
"Yes Ma'am!"
>She got a step closer, figuring out how to actually seal the tube so the torpedo doesn't just go backwards or something
>now to find the fucking BOOM button!
>rolling again

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>>10521768
"No touching the fancy computers, got it."

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>>10521780
"I do not know much of the phenomena other than that the form change was spotted during a recent Kalosian Conference. I suppose this is another thing we should keep an eye on."
>For the second time today she glances at his Bisharp
"What use does it have for money, exactly?"
>>10521703
Every variable? What will you do if Groudon appears?

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>>10521737
A place called Sunnyshore is having rain? That's a bit ironic.
>>10521746
I'm alright.
I think I did pretty alright at the musical as well?
I received a few compliments on how adorable Jangmo-o was and one or two mini objects I think are props.
At the very least I didn't get boo'd so... It couldn't have been abysmal.
>>10521994
I don't recognize this Pokemon, what region is it from?

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>>10521986
"You want to give Kalos a visit? Being around the enemy lets you learn from them."
>Grimsley gives a shrug.
"I rotate my pokemon out and let them have time off. If he can spend it then he spends it."

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>>10522056
oYyz0PE1HRo00