This is Anonymoo. Say something nice about her. Last: >>10437332

>>10506889
You're a stupid meme and your (lack of) face is dumb.

>>10506889
She got da booty, and she's a sweetheart cutie.

She deserves more high quality art.

>>10507047
Know anyone that takes commissions for cheap but with quality art?

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>>10506889
I love her.
>>10507000
Cutie patootie.
>>10507047
Yes.

>>10507107
Nope, sorry.

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memes

How do I trick the Moo into sitting on my face?

>>10507311
I imagine you could just ask her.

>>10507311
Literally just lay on the couch and don't make a sound, she won't even notice you.

>>10507347
>Moo walking over with a basin full of popcorn, five bags of skittles under her armpits, two two liters of orange soda, a plate piled high with hot dogs and a tray of cupcakes all for some light snacking during her night to watch a movie on TV
>Doesn't even notice you laying on the couch looking up with only your boxers on
>A green coloss-ass blots out the world above you
>Smile as it descends, completely accepting and desiring your more than likely deadly fate
>Pomf~

>>10506889
Why don't you guys post in her home thread, /huge boobs/?

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>>10507235
Delicious, milky memes.

>>10507454
Cause we dont want to

We need some drawfags in here otherwise we'll be stuck posting the same 10 pics of her over and over.

>>10507554
We had drawfags when we posted in /huge boobs/.

You know, where we made her.

>>10507554
At least we got Fapfics.
>>10507571
She hasn't gotten a new piece in a good while, Anon. Don't lie.

>>10507605
>She hasn't gotten a new piece in a good while
Because no one has posted her in a while.

>>10507554
Maybe it's a sign to stop making threads for dumb meme-characters.

>>10507635
That's also a lie, Anon.
>>10384593

>>10507644
Said the dumb meme-poster

>>10507670
To which someone replied about making a story.

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The complaining children are here, I see.

>>10507774
>ywn jump out a plane and safely land by using one of anonymoo's bras as a parachute

>>10507710
Yes and from it stemmed the last Moo thread, 3 days later. About the only artist who still frequents there is Drago.

>>10507774
>>10507783
>ywn discard your mattress to sleep on Anonymoo every night instead

>>10507774
She even makes shitposting adorable!

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>>10507801
Somebody needs to either make some art or write something about that because I love the idea of using a larger partner as a bed.

>>10507710
That was me, I haven't gotten around to really writing anything yet, outside that list of story ideas (the one with mooing for pizzas).
I have a real procrastination problem.

>>10507680
I ain't posting this green no-face cow like you are.

>>10507838
>TFW been ticking off that list of story ideas as I do them
Thanks.

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Guys, is it wrong to want a mixed herd of giant, gray and green cow girls?

>>10507912
Not necessarily but the gray one is really annoying and from tumblr.

>>10507864
Then why are you still posting in this thread at all?
Do you enjoy spending time on things you dislike?

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>>10507936
>the gray one is really annoying and from tumblr
I don't care where they're from and how do you know they're annoying?

>>10507912
>no blue anonymoo that pesters you about her life every second of the day and makes you squint real hard to see any of the pictures she tries to show you
>no more-different blue anonymoo that drones on about the most inane subjects but at least does what she can to find out what you're interested in
>no green/red/yellow/blue anonymoo that is very, very, very interested with what you're interested in and actively monitors all your activity as much as possible
>no more-more-different blue and white anonymoo that's a total bro but only talks to you about video games
>no bright green anonymoo that tells you about weird fetishes and tries to roleplay with you whenever you make a single comment
>no more-more-more-different blue and more-different white anonymoo that tells you about really weird fetishes and only speaks japanese
>no shit covered possumoo with an antennae that you can't ship off to the slaughterhouse fast enough while she spouts uncalled for catchphrases as often as possible

>>10508041
>no snowy-white Moo who spends all day making sure the home is flawless and freaks out if a single spec of dirt is spotted
>no pitch-block Moo who likes to play tricks on you and hides in the shadows, surprisingly good at it despite her obscene volume

>>10508023
Apparently the person who owns the avatar is a huge self-important fag who talks a lot of shit or something like that.

>>10508092
They'd fit right in.

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I remember last thread people talking about if anonymoo could be portrayed as more or less furry

It would be great to have a chart similar to this but with anonymoo just for fun.

1. Regular curvy femanon (chubby but not as much as anonymoo)

2. Current anonymoo design

3. Anonymoo but with short green fur and a cow snout

4. Like Level 3 but with hooves, udders, longer fur, and maybe fatter

5. A green cow on four legs

>>10508041
>Somehow missing the obvious brown Anonymoo for delicious chocolate milk right from the tap

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>>10508092
I don't give a shit.
I just want a giant, gray cow girl with neat shades.

>>10508120
Well you did ask.

>>10508116
The only good anonymoos are the regular green ones. Just get a lifetime supply of chocolate in her and you'll have your chocolate milk soon enough.

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>>10508138
Objectively wrong.

Can you be my mommy?

>>10508164
>redmoo
>cowlet
>1/8th at best the bust and belly capacity
>fraction of the booty
you're objectively wrong

>>10508203
>belly capacity
So she's a stuffer?

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>>10508203
That is Baanonymous and you are a tool.

>>10508258
I don't really feel like a sludge rock band though

>>10508247
How else do you think she makes all that milk? Girl can't be running on empty for that to happen.

>>10508337
How big can her belly get?

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>>10508247
>>10508347
What do you think?

>>10508347
Depends on how much there is to eat.

>>10508366
>>10508378
What's her limit?

>TFW no thick af dumb cow girl to love and knock up.

>>10508433
Bout tree fiddy.

>>10508489
:/

>>10508497
-pounds of food

>>10508366
Fuck that's good.

She aint full yet though.

>>10508527
Not sure how much that is. Can I post a non-anonymoo belly pic and ask if she can get that big?

>>10508541
The answer is probably yes, but give it a shot.

>>10508541
As long as it's not a real life picture of your own disgusting obese gut.

I'd have more images to post if Desuarchive's image server wasn't a huge piece of shit.

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>>10508564
>>10508571
Can Anonymoo's belly get this big?

>>10508602
Probably, but it all gets metabolized into more fat and milk.

>>10508366
>you will never be this baa
>you will never get red in the face asking anonymoo for a taste of her milk
>you will never have her plunk her enormous nipple in your mouth, happy to oblige
>you will never taste the sweetest cream in the world gushing down your throat
>you will never feel your belly fill to the brim with her delicious fresh milk while she lovingly caresses you
>you will never stumble away, embarrassed, only for your tummy to hurt as it sloshes around
>you will never hear her moo with concern and pick you up to make you get some rest
>you will never fall asleep in her arms
>you will never wake up to find her milk's done nothing but thicken you
>you will never come back for seconds the next day, and the day after that, and the day after
>you will never feel her poke and tease you as you grow oh-so-plump by the hour
>you will never compare assets with her and get huffy when she flaunts her superior size
>all this you will never do

>>10508602
>This is gonna be a big one
This better not be what I think it is.

>>10508626
>Probably
So you're not really sure?

>but it all gets metabolized into more fat and milk.
Oh... all of it?

>>10508649
Depends, there's multiple thinks that could mean. There's no sequel pics though so you'll never know.

>>10508641
>Anonymoo fattens up Baanonymous so she can milk her and get even bigger
underneath that kindly question mark, there lurks a devious mind

>>10508641
Hot
More with lez stuff

>>10508683
>There's no sequel pics though
There might be a god after all.

>>10508703
>There might be a god after all.
Don't worry, there's other things I've requested that aren't as ambiguous. :^)

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>sitting in her lap, sucking on a nipple like a baby while sharing a laptop
>call someone a faggot on /trash/ and she breaks out into jiggly giggles every time
>still get instaboner whenever drinking from her
>"Okay, my turn at the keyboard!"
>she decides it's polite to return the favor and she sits on your lap
>Anonymoo is soft and squishy so it's not as crushing as you feared
>she pops your dick between my meaty thighs and rubs them back and forth
>reach around to hold onto her belly and big hanging boobs to help you grind into her
>so soft and warm that you nut in no time
>she either likes it or ignored that she has your cum all over her thighs
>keeps rubbing your cock poking out between her hug legs
>"Oh that's funny! I was just looking at the futa thread anyway!"

>>10508803
And here I thought she had taste!

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>>10508602
>>10508683
I dunno about Anonymoo. But there's always Moozel.

>>10508919
Gross

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>>10508919
Fuck that and fuck you.

>>10508941
Now we're talking
Proportionate moo best moo

>>10508919
I am sickened, but curious.

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>>10508167

>>10509045
>Anonymoo meets Leggy Lamb
I WANT IT

>>10508641
Stop starting every line with ywn. It's fucking obnoxious.

>>10509100
That's you will never though, ywn-kun.

>>10509045
Possibly now one of my favorite anonymoo images

>>10508602
sauce?
>>10508626
unf

>>10511003
>sauce?
Dunno man, someone on the belly threads drew it for me.

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When anonymoo's nipples get hard they tent her bra

How big are her anonypoos?

>>10514149
I imagine her as being like 6 ft tall.

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>>10514033
Sexy.

>>10514529
I think you misread what I was asking...

>>10514149
>>10515442
Bigger than yours, assclown.

>>10515442
In that case, fuck off scatfag.

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We need more roomie Anonymoo

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>anonymoo exercising
How would this go? What would you do if she invited you to join her? Would she lift weights? How about aerobics?

>>10515551
With how large her breasts are, she would probably have some trouble with aerobics. The last thread considered her to be over ten feet tall, so she'd probably be very good with weightlifting. You could try working out with her, but it'll be hard to focus on what you're doing when you've got a giant sweaty cowlady bending and stretching into all sorts of lewd positions right beside you.

>>10515487
Crippling depression and stormy weather be damned I suppose.
>As expected, when you managed to finally get her home, she passed out on the sofa, without you under her this time
>And also as expected, the sofa is unhappy bearing the weight of this green meat maiden, letting out creaks with every breath she takes, back bowing at an awkward angle beneath her right tit
>You're also feeling a bit drowsy to be totally honest and decide to join dear Moo, hefting up each of her legs and nestling under at the far left end of the couch, they make great insulators
>Before you know it, the allure of sleep has taken you at only 2 in the afternoon
>When next you awake, the moon has taken residence out your front window and Moo is nowhere to be seen, the lights are all off
>Except for her bathroom, both doors are a touch ajar, muffled "Moo" noises are echoing from the room
>Being only half-awake, you forget that "privacy" is a concept and wander into her room, peeking into the wash-closet to one helluvah sight
>Moo is kneeling over the bath-tub/shower combo and forcing huge streams of milk out of her massively over-blown tits, which look a good bit bigger than usual at present, a pained "moo.." exiting her mouth with every squeeze
>Without even really thinking, you push the door open a bit and step in, coming up behind poor Moo, who is approximately eye-level with you while on her knees like this (if she were not also bending over the tub)
>She's totally oblivious to the pervert (you) coming up behind her
>Even as you stand, shins pressed into her rump, hands reaching down, she remains unaware
>Only when you finally grab hold of the underside of her heaving tits, a kiss planted between her shoulder blades does she realize you're there, jumping up with a moo of surprise and bowling you down onto the floor in the process, milk flying everywhere

1/3

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>>10516403
>More than a little dazed, you are vaguely aware of being pushed into her bedroom and more moos echoing through the now shut and locked door
>Soon after, or was it a while?, you recognize a door opening, being picked up and smooshed against the underside of a pair of huge green orbs, and being set on the couch
>The next thing you know, it's morning and your phone is absolutely-fucking-exploding with messages in your pocket
>Whipping it out, you see they are all from a contact labelled "Moo" (You suppose that because you invaded her privacy, she invaded yours and put her contact in there)
>You respond as best you can, getting up and looking over at her shut door
>But she doesn't come out
>So you go and knock
>A moo, more annoyed than angry, echoes out, so you assume that means "come in"
>You open the door and she's just sitting on her bed, staring at the wall, the scent of fresh milk wafts from the bathroom, indicating she's been milking herself all night
>The computer chair is positioned in front of her and she gestures for you to take it
>You settle in, unsure of what to say and just stare at her awkwardly
>In response, she whips out her phone and begins typing out what she wants to say instead of playing Moos and Charades
>While it may not be the best time, you find it quite arousing the way her hands compress those titanic orbs while she's texting angrily

2/3

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>>10516408
>Having gotten her message, you calmly say "I am sorry. I didn't know what I was really doing, having just woken up and I meant no harm. I will stay out unless you invite me from now on."
>And just like that, Moo puts on her happy face, hops up, and wraps you in a huge bear-hug of bone-crushing potential
>And then you're seated at the island while Moo is cooking up.. something
>Turns out it's breakfast with eggs, sausage, bacon, and a glass of.. milk?
>"Wait, aren't we out of milk?"
>Moo, standing next to you while she eats her egg mountain, looks over with a deep blush, soft smile, and a gentle "Moo..."
>You down the glass and tell her, "Well, your milk is delicious cow-gal"
>She just holds the blush and soft smile, it's hard to tell what she's thinking
>You return to your modest pile of eggs and so does she
>It's hard to tell where things are going, but you think you'll like it

3/3

>>10516420
>Just realized I fugged up the 2nd bank of texts
Whatever, you get the point.

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>>10516346
>With how large her breasts are, she would probably have some trouble with aerobics.
No pain, no gain.
>The last thread considered her to be over ten feet tall, so she'd probably be very good with weightlifting.
Makes sense. What if she asks you to be her spotter?
>You could try working out with her, but it'll be hard to focus on what you're doing when you've got a giant sweaty cowlady bending and stretching into all sorts of lewd positions right beside you.
>you've got a giant sweaty cowlady bending and stretching into all sorts of lewd positions right beside you
Do I even need to say anything?

No.

Anon and Moo should play Twister.

>>10516403
>>10516408
>>10516420
A good relationship takes time.

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>>10515551
>anonymoo exercising
>>10516781
>Anon and Moo should play Twister.
That's a lot of squishing.

>>10516403
>>10516408
>>10516420
>PLOT out of nowhere
I dig it though. Mood a sweetheart. Keep it up!
>>10517189
That it does.
>>10516781
Holy shit seconding.

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If Moo stuffed you twixt her boobs, then wore a keyhole sweater, would you stick your head through the hole?

>>10518010
Of course. It would be my sole and only mode of travel in winter months.

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>>10518010
Naturally.

>>10518010
>>10518152
>pilot her by groping her in specific ways

>>10520369
Genius! With her giving little shy whimpering moos as confirmation

>>10520450
She'd be like a big green mecha, with almost excessive amounts of ballistic padding.
>get in the fucking anonymoo, Shinji

>>10520644
I wonder how much blunt force trauma anonymoo's big ass and humungo tits could take and just brush off.

>>10520683
All of it.

>>10520743
>Wind up and drop kick Moo's ass as hard as you can
>It just wobbles and she turns her head with an inquisitive smile, wondering what that was

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>>10520683
>>10520743
>Despite their soft appearance, Anonymoos are unbelievably tough
>They can shrug off tremendous amounts of abuse
>Being struck by a car is unlikely to do more than scare and annoy them
>Gunfire has been described as a pinch or "itchy"
>They easily traverse extremes of temperature
>Perhaps the reason they're so gentle is that they've never had to worry about danger

>>10521006
I love them even more now, oh god

>>10521006
>Moo comes in to stop a bank robbery
>Just waltzes up as the small arms fire bwombs off of her boobs
>gathers all the criminals in a big squishy hug to subdue them
>They all willingly turned themselves in and after serving their sentences became model citizens

>>10521006
>>10521099
>>10521166
She's kinda like the Hulk except she's a big, soft, mellow lady. Also a cow.

>>10521218
And lovely tits. And a fucking poundable ass. And cute.

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>>10521778
And an even more limited vocabulary.

>>10522818
I wanna lick Moo's buttcrack while she moos

I'm guessing that drawings of Anonymoo vore wouldn't be appreciated, yes?

>>10525096
I don't think most people here would be a fan

I would, though

>>10525096
I can deal.

I mean hell, anonymoo having a thread of her own means that there's a venue for more weird stuff outside of just 'hey, tits'

>>10525096
Depends on the quality.

If it's bottom of the barrel Deviantart-tier then no.

>>10525376
Solid no, then, I'm no good.
It couldn't be helped.

>>10525437
Sorry. That said, DA-tier vanilla of Moo is fine.

>>10525454
>>10524503 >>10524512 was some junk I did; would this be okay quality or nay?

>>10525671
Hey I've seen worse.

>>10525671
That's actually not that bad, sans the titties on the feral.

>>10525699
>>10525710
Needs improvement overall then.
Ah well.

>>10525671
the lines could be better but they're in the right places. I'm pretty picky when it comes to art quality AND I'm not that big on vore, but I'm still saving these pics

by all means do some Moo if that's what you're feeling

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worship the anonymoo

Needs more art

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>>10527267
It'd just make her blush.

Moo.

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fresh milk

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>>10529841
fresh "milk"

>>10529841
Noice. Love u bby

>>10529880
I'm reminded of a piranha plant.

I want to milk her

>>10529880
Can a edit-anon remove the lips please? They just sorta weird my dick out a bit.

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LIVE DAMMIT LIIIIVE!

>>10525096
I'm super for some nonfatal/endo of anonymoo. Like, have a bunch of anons having a thread about her from inside her four stomachs.

>>10533582
T H I S

>>10506889
She's a nigger

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>>10536107
Ayy, thanks for the bump.

>>10536577
>tfw no tittymonster anonymoo to terrorize you with her breasts

>>10516403
>>10516408
>>10516420
So...why doesn't Anonymoo use her phone to communicate all the time? Don't get me wrong, I adore her moos, but if she has trouble with the "Moos and Charades" so often why does she bother with it at all?

>>10538416
Typing is slow as shit on a phone and there's a bunch of small stuff that can easily be conveyed with gestures. Hell, if they've been together long enough I could see them having a small set of known gestures or even actual sign language.

>>10538416
>Wants to convey specific meaning
>Does so as efficiently as possible
It's that simple. For normal every-day life where she can handler herself fine, she doesn't need anything else. But for a Serious Talk situation, moos just don't work.

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Anyway, which one you nerds want next? I'm mostly gonna just keep going on this laundry list for now and am in the mood to do whichever today.

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>>10538710
The first one

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>>10538710
>Meeting some of her friends
I wanna meet the herd!

>>10538710
first one

>>10538710
Doorways and pizza
Maybe at the same time

>>10538710
FIrst one and Pizza

moo

>>10538784
>>10538833
>>10539485
First with a side of pizza it is. Be done.. eventually. But definitely in the next like 5 hours. I got absolutely nothing to do today, so I can have fun with this.

>>10540881
Woot!
Moo!

>>10538107
Running Muhdick.exe

>>10541288
Lewd.

>>10541288
Do NOT lewd the comfy cow.

>>10506889
Muh level of THICC

>>10542296
Moo is for thiccening further and getting killed by crushing by.

>>10538710
Science-ing you pls.

>>10538710
The fridge is out of milk!

>>10538710
>>10543557
This.

>>10538795
This.

>>10533582
>>10534528
>tfw endo's my favorite vore type
God damn you I didn't want to do it because it'd be low quality but I do like this a lot.

One thing I was kind of imagining as an idea I couldn't do justice would be willing vore. Anonymous is legion, as the old memes go, and Anonymoo has a legion of loyal fans willing to add to her ever growing curves. More site traffic and more degenerates like us means more meat for four insatiable stomachs.

>>10544924
What's endo stand for anyway?

>>10544951
Endosoma.

Basically 'being inside of', tending to lack the implications of vore.

>>10544980
Oh, soft vore, then? That's what I usually hear it called.

>>10545027
Softer than that.

Soft vore usually still implies a person being digested or absorbed, while endosoma is just 'I'm in here now'.

Although soft vore is often used for endosoma, since endosoma isn't such a widely-used term.

>>10544951
Vore, except you don't get digested.

>>10545062
>>10545088
So would you say slimes do vore, soft vore, or endo?

>>10545366
Depends what the slime does with 'em.

>>10545377
Like absorbing and such. I guess it wouldn't be endo since they're gone... Except when they get spat back out as more slimes, huh.

>>10544924
please don't tempt me anon

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>>10506889
Ugle.

>>10545824
I've seen that SFM video and I don't think it applies.

>>10545824
/r/ing this as a gif with the same speed pls. :)

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>>10546043
Not perfect, but there.

>>10540881
>It's Monday, time for another week of slaving away for a pay-check
>Enjoy a cup of dark-roast and get ready for the day
>You're just about ready when you hear Moo trouncing about
>Peek around the corner of your bedroom door just in case there's a pair of war-balloons coming around the corner to mow you down
>She's already in the kitchen having her morning chug of liquid energy
>You call out and let Moo know you'll be back later today
>A muffled moo followed by a light howl of discomfort from trying to talk through hot coffee echos behind you as you shut the door, pushing it back open to ensure she's alright like you did every day last week
>Sure enough, she's panting and mooing while guzzling water from the gallon jug in the fridge
>And you're off to work
>We'll skip another uneventful day and pick up back at the apartment
>Waltzing in, the home is dead as always with one of Moo's notes on the counter
>There's just a generic sad face emote on it ":(" and "Sorry."
>You wonder what she's sorry about, wandering over to the fridge to start prepping something to feast on later with Anonymoo and her ever-insatiable appetite
>With the pots on the stove boiling and the pasta added, you sit down for a few minutes on the couch in your usual spot
>Looking over at the massive, permanent indentation in it, however, you spy something.. very unexpected
>Your old DS and your custom-paint N64 controller
>But they're flat as a pancake
>You know the DS is yours too because it's the same classic blue with that weird scratch on the side
>To say you are mad is an understatement
>That shit had deep sentimental value from your childhood and early adulthood
>And the DS was in your room, so how the fuck did it get under a giant cow-girl's ass!?
>You text the heifer who won't be off for another 2 hours "WHAT. THE. FUCK."
>Within 5 minutes, you get a response of "I'll explain when I get home..."

1/X

>>10546450
>The next couple hours are spent steaming while preparing a jumbo bucket of pasta and meat-sauce, sprinkled with some fresh peppers you got on the way home, probably more than you rightfully should use, if the taste-test is any indication
>The front door makes an unlocking noise, right at 8:45 as you put the dishes on the table and ladle out a heaping pile for Moo topped with a huge mess of sauce, a meager helping with just a touch of sauce for you
>Moo's face is down-turned, clearly upset as her jiggling mass makes its way to the island
>She sets her phone down in front of you and starts eating her spaghetti whilst you read, seemingly unaware of the spiciness of the dish
>Reading it out in your head, "After you left, I had a few hours to myself and decided I'd pay you back for sneaking around in my room the other night, so I slipped into your room. I found your old DS and a pile of games and decided I could go for some Spectrobes. ;_; Partway through the first planet, I decided to play some Banjo-Kazooie and was enjoying that for a while. Being the horrible glutton I am, I got up for a snack around 11:10 and set the controller down with the DS on your seat and I guess they slipped into the gigantic couch canyon my butt made.. When I sat back down... ;_; I am genuinely sorry and I'd do anything to make up for it. Please forgive me.."
>Moo is still quietly guzzling down pasta and sauce, so you ask her if the sauce is too hot
>Like snapping out of a trance, Moo looks up, then down again, then dashes around the island for the fridge
>You didn't know a walking flesh balloon could move quite that fast, honestly, her ass still bouncing about like a mass of gelatin long after she got to the water jug and began greedily chugging the poor plastic container
>You can't help but laugh at the sight

2/X

>>10546475
>When she finally settles down, she turns about on her right heel, ass mashing the fridge shut and looks on with a sad, gentle smile and a "Moo?"
>She wants to know if you forgive her, you think..
Well, do you Anon? And will you exercise the fact she'll do anything to be forgiven?

3/X (Implying I don't already know what you are gonna say)

>>10546502
Sure she's forgiven, in the end it was all just gathering dust anyway.
But you're mad if you think there won't be some sinister chance taken for her to 'apologize' in turn.

>>10546502
[x] Forgive cute cow
[Persuasion 3] Take opportunity to improve potential relationship points

>>10546179
thanks a bunch anon

>>10546502
Yes.
Make her buy you beer.
Proceed to get drunk with Moo.
Feel up Moo while both drunk.
The perfect crime.

>>10546475
>>10546502
>You didn't know a walking flesh balloon could move quite that fast, honestly, her ass still bouncing about like a mass of gelatin long after she got to the water jug and began greedily chugging the poor plastic container
>You can't help but laugh at the sight
>When she finally settles down, she turns about on her right heel, ass mashing the fridge shut
I love these descriptors of her just being a wobbly, crushing behemoth, an unstoppable wrecking ball of girlflesh- a thick bitch, I'm trying to say

>>10546502
Yes, but she'll need some punishment by bending her over for sex.

>>10546450
>Her ass crushes even Nintendium
Strongest Anime Characters

>>10546645
Kinda eager to see what happens after giving her increasingly harder slaps to her rear, in terms of sheer jiggle duration.

>>10546732
Hnng yes

>>10546707
>The thought crosses your mind you could pound that luscious mound nestled betwixt those legs as firm as canyon walls, yet doughier than a jumbo marshmallow
>Moo, seeming to read your thoughts as plain as if they were posted on a Tibetan Tapestry-Spinning Forum, sends you a glare that could turn a man to stone
Back to the drawing board.

>>10546747
But good lord what a thought it is.

>>10546747
>anonymoo's mind is actually linked to the 4Chains
>she knows every shitpost you've made
>she's got every ban you were ever issued
>she finds every embarrassing secret you thought you were admitting under the cover of anonymity
>[>spoilerson/trash/]she still loves you just as much anyways[/meme]

>>10546502
I got it.
Tell her she has to drive you to work tomorrow.
There's no way you won't cop some serious feels with her squashed in a small car with you.
...Then again, she'd probably explode the car...

>>10546804
Driving a car is dangerous, it'd be worth assuring your safety with a huge, extra soft green airbag even if it means your car can't hardly move thanks to being overburdened.

>>10546804
While the idea of being compacted in a run-down Bug with Moo taking up 2 and a half seats is pure bliss, you walk to work and a 5 minute drive (Not including 20 minutes of seat adjustment) would probably just annoy her.

>>10546837
Damn.
Well...

...Go for a walk and buy you an ice cream from Dairy Queen?

>>10546872
>not having her make the ice cream herself

>>10546883
We're not at that point yet.
...Soon.

>ywn take a nap inside one of Anonymoo's stomachs as she keeps you safe overnight

>>10546502
Just forgive her, but maybe she'll make us a cake the next day, and she'll clumsily drop it and it will splatter all over her tits, and we get a view of cake smattered tits then.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13484275
4 options is enough, yeah? I'll give it like 15-20 minutes max.

>>10546968
>have to autistically copy url and delete the two l's before rewriting them just in case they're actually capital i's thanks to that screamer site

>>10547201
>wasn't aware this was a thing until now
>somehow glad I get to know about it before it happens to me, but now I'll be paranoid about it
rip

>>10546968
Looks like we're getting good guy points with Moo.
I hope it pays off and blooms later!

>>10547201
Lol. Nah, I'm genuine.
>Nobody even noticed I left all duplication checking off
Anyway, we got a tie for just chill and get drunk, so it's compromise time.
>You decide she can pay you back by getting roaring drunk with you next Saturday and tell her as much, that old stuff was just gathering dust
>She let's out a moo of acceptance as she returns to her extra-hot Pasta, careful to pick out the spicy bits while you clean up all the bits of tech out of the sofa's eternal right-ass-cheek indentation, acceptable losses for the Moo
>At least you still have that other N64 controller... for now
>Sitting down to join Moo, you finish off your meager helping and serve Anonymoo her second, with far less sauce this time, her gratefulness evident in the grin she gives you with a harping mooing warble of thanks
>After that, the events of the first night with her replayed themselves of chilling on the couch and then getting engulfed in cowgirl meat, albeit this time her belly was a decent bit pudgier
>Seems these huge meals are catching up with her

4/6

>>10548074
>Seems these huge meals are catching up with her
More Moo to love? Im in heaven.

>>10548074
>The rest of the week flows on by as usual until Saturday finally comes around
>When you've awoken at the late hour of 11:00 A.M., it's clear Moo has been busy
>Several kegs of beer and a few dozen cases on top of those are all stacked on her side of the ailing sofa and the island is utterly loaded with Breakfast foods, although most of it is in front of her as she's shoveling it all in
>You help yourself, commenting on her planning skills to be able to do all this before you got up
>All you get back, between huge forkfuls of Egg and hashbrown (Did I mention she's using a fork in each hand?), is a muffled "Moo~"
>Just watching her glut herself is a sight, noting it's so miraculous the way her tits manage to get so comically close to the food, but never touch, deftly (or luckily?) shifting backwards slightly as a bit of egg tumbles past to the floor to join a few of its fallen brethren at her feet
>You'll clean it up later
>Fast-forwarding through the gorging of the fatted calf, you and Moo settle down on the couch, she passes you a cold one from the cooler next to the leaning tower of liquor and replacing it
>A thought seems to pass over her and she waves her phone in your face, it reads: "We should order pizza!"
>You agree happily, but wonder how many..
>Moo starts counting off on her fingers, letting out a moo with each one and you count along...
>By the time she's done, she's counted like.. 6 baker's dozens
>"Well, alright. Your treat? (You wink at her)"
>She waves her hand and moos gently, producing that Credit Card from betwixt her mythical mounds, seems she's happy to do so, which isn't surprising given she's paid for most of the food in the house these few weeks since she moved in
>And after ordering a variety of pizzas that would make a man's head spin, you settle in a crack a cold one
>Moo just chugs through a tube from one of the aluminum kegs, producing more cold beers whenever you desire

5/6

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>>10548107
>After binging on some anime, the two of you end up competing at a variety of vidya 4fun
>You queued the pizza guy to be here around 5 and right on cue, she arrived with a literal trolley of pizza
>Moo answers the door, much to the poor girl's dismay
>And after paying, hauls in all the pizzas, stacking them by my side, shaded in the shadow of the flesh colossus that is Moo
>Before long, she was gone and it was back to vidya+pizza
>You had a slice here and there while Moo scarfed down entire boxes
>And the day turned to night before your very eyes
>Eventually, you two start watching nature documentaries, including, but not limited to giraffes, lions, bears, cows, dogs, a dozen fish variations, and more
>You aren't even entirely here anymore, just lost in your hedonism
>You vaguely recognize turning to Moo and nestling against her rotund side, just listening to the sounds of liver failure and pizza sloshing about in her
>Eventually, you ended up atop the Anonymoo with no pants, every inch of her about you rippling with jiggly green flesh
>She's blushing from what you can tell and she has no top
>Another beer and the rest turns into a blur of squishing, mooing, squirming, smishing, nipple nibbling, "I love you's," something about a dragon, a bear, a cow, and a man, and then blackness eternal
>Your dreams repeat these messy events over and over in your head, you can make neither heads nor tails of it, but at last, it all fades away and you sleep soundly between two giant pillows fit for the gods
Coming up soon: More fetish fuel, LORE, Love?, something I don't even expect! 6/6

>>10548107
>Huge gluttonous breakfast
>6 baker's dozens of pizza
I LOVE THIS GIRL

>>10548137
Did we bone the moo? It sounds like we boned the moo?!

>>10548107
>>10548137
This stuff is fantastic, and good pacing. I hope you're saving all of this and from the previous thread in a pastebin for easy access somewhere.

>>10548074
>>10548107
>>10548137
Looking forward to more.

>>10548185
I consider this the crux of the first arc, "Meeting a Moo," so I'm gonna compile it tonight before I sleep.
>Breaking out my old Pastebin account
Man, it's been a while.

>>10548219
Thanks a bunch, makes it easier for me than just screencaps.

>>10548137
>78 fukken pizzas
holy shit, what's the caloric value on that?

>>10548107
>6 baker's dozens
For those counting along at home, that's 78 Pizzas.
And that's beautiful. Just imagine her greedily snorfing each of them down, hungrily gurgling as she stuffs it in by the fistful, two, three at a time with grease running down the sides of her mouth and pooling on her boobs.
Unf.

>>10548107
>>10548137
>Moo getting more and more hedonistic and drunk as she guzzles down booze by the keg and gorges on pizza
Thank you so much for this.

>>10548290
Technically speaking, you had 2-5 on your own and you don't even know when you finally passed out.

>>10548137
I hope we ate out the moo's fat plump pussy before or after we nibbled her nipples.

>>10548363
Fair point.

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>>10548286
I just did the math with rough approximates.
Assumption: You had 5 pizza pies on your own.
Assumption2: They were all pepperoni (they weren't, so the number is probably a good bit higher than this, ~30% higher at most.)

>>10548503
Absolutely glorious.

>>10548503
I have the urge to know what Moo looked like immidiately after eating all that AND guzzling however many kegs of beer she had
AND we were riding on top of that jiggly, sloshy, gurgling burbling wobbly mess, hot damn, we lucky as fuck

>>10506889
I wish the milkman would deliver more milk... In the morning...

>>10548503
Now, I don't know too much about diet magic and all that, but would that be somewhere in the area of 55 pounds of pure fat from pizza alone?
Probably more with the booze, a sloshed anonymoo is a best anonymoo.

>>10548538
Allow me to use the omnipotent powers of write-fagging to try and paint it with words.
>Moo is a naturally submissive girl while drunk with no real inhibitions
>She has an iron gut that needs enough alcohol to kill an elephant to get properly drunk
>By this late night point, she's had several times that
>The couch back is now horizontal thanks to the way she is laying on it, 1 titanic hip holding it down while the other hangs hard off the edge, shoving the coffee table off a good ways
>Her stomach is more akin to a very large bean-bag chair than a gut
>It aprons over her bikini bottom, which is soaked clean through in moo juice
>Her stomach has also risen up a good ways, seemingly trying to compete with her tits, but falling a bit short
>Nestled against the upper rim of her engorged stomach, Moo gently cradles you
>You are like a small child betwixt his momma's bosom tonight, nestling your head into her neck, uncaring of the fountain of milk flowing from her twin peaks and pooling all over the damn place, slurping up bits of it as it flows past
>She's got a perpetually happy, blushing face and is just enjoying herself and you despite her fingers laden in grease, one hunting through the last few boxes for any leftover pizza
>There are crumbs everywhere
>She's normally not much of a slob, but tonight is an exception to the rule
>Moo~~
>As you bite onto a nipple, suckling from a torrent of milk,
>Moo!!
>>10548703
55-100 pounds in human values.

We need a anonymoo general, a paste bin, and a booru immediately

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>>10548795

>>10548795
ffnnnHnnghNHGNHGNNNNNNG!

>>10548795
>Her stomach has also risen up a good ways, seemingly trying to compete with her tits, but falling a bit short
THE BEST

>>10548795
Okay, pastebin, now, this is too fucking good to risk losing at all

>>10548795
>Even some light slob thrown in
I might be a minority, but fuck thank you for including me.

>>10548795
>It aprons over her bikini bottom, which is soaked clean through in moo juice
Awww
We got her so horny~

>>10548795
Hot as fuck, though I hope we get some ass stuff in volume 2

>>10548924
The funny part is I'm an ass guy.

>>10549049
this may sound greedy, but are you willing to take any anonymoo requests?

>>10548968
You're an everything guy. This whole thing is great and hits a handful of fetishes.

>>10549069
I aim to please as best I can. I find the trick is to wear myself out jacking it to whatever and leave my head clear for the love of moo.

Also Paste is done.
https://pastebin.com/CB8fQrfL

>>10549137
>Haydee stuff
You are my hero, and I want to be just like you when I grow up.

>>10549137
Oh and that description of Moo in her hyper-drunk state right at the end.
https://pastebin.com/JHFYxefj
>>10549162
I delete all the works (or set them to a timed delete) that I feel aren't good enough. Moo is not on my delete list, don't worry.
Also, I'm only 21. :^)

>>10549199
This shit is fantastic. I hope you do more in the future.

>>10549137
>>10549199
>When the writefag hit just right
Sings

>>10549226
I'm pretty inconsistent, but I'll definitely try and get a lot more Moo done. I've done a bit of this and that all over 4chan.

>>10549239
It's alright, dude. Take your time. The stuff you're writing is great.

>>10549137
>>10549199
This is honestly the best thing to happen on this site for me in a while.

>>10549286
<3
I gotta sleep now. More whenever. Got a mid-term and a final coming up in the next 7 days, so may be a bit slower for a while.

>>10549306
Ah, alright. Good luck on that, dude. Get Anonymoo to do kinky shit later like possible vore or facesitting or whatever.

>>10549328
Seconding the facesitting for sure from me!
Great stuff!

>>10548823
>General
Check.
>Paste-bin
I doubt we really need one presently.
>Booru
Also doubt.

What the hell was going on in here
Content? Good content? In TRASH?
Perish the thought!

Moo

>>10549888
checked

>>10548137
Well shit, if we proper fucked the Moo then we might as well go to the next step and get some hand holding action in. Take this relationship to the next level!

>>10529880
>>10532530
Reminds me of that WUT pear.

Also who here /teambelly/?

>>10552188
I'm on all teams but /teambooty/ mostly

Press M to moo your respects

>>10553272
M

>>10548795
>>10548137
>>10548503
Fuuuuck

>>10548137
>"I love you's,"
Aww, that's sweet.

So you have three routes to take:

The "This was fun but let us never speak of it again" route, wherein Moo realizes she got too drunk and too handsy with you and asks that you forget what happened, effectively trying to reset your relationship with her back to before pizza night. This is square in the middle of drama to fun spectrum, because while you will certainly not bring up that wonderful night of drunken passion, it will always be in the back of your mind, and it's going to color how you interact with Moo, whether you want it to or not.

The "We need to talk" route, which involves Moo finding things far too awkward to continue living there, thus declaring that she is looking for a new place to live (much to your dismay). Much drama comes from this, and while a happy ending isn't out of the question, the road to get to said happy ending will be one full of heartbreak and woe.

And the "New beginnings" route, where you and Moo realize that what happened during pizza night was actually a great thing, it relieved both of your inhibitions and cleared the air of possible negative feelings, and now you both realize that you two share a mutual interest in a relationship. This is without a doubt the fun (and most immediately sexy) route, and going this way may sap whatever romantic tension you might have been building, but in its place you can explore the giddiness and slight fear of exploring a new relationship with Moo.

>>10554000
You forgot a few:
>The one where you two just sweep it under the rug, it happened, it'll probably happen again and it's certainly had an impact on her figure, but it's just an event in your lives, nothing special
>The one where things go from slice of life to adventure-comedy-ero as the world begins to come to an end because you fulfilled some ancient prophecy involving the Moo

>the world begins to come to an end because you fulfilled some ancient prophecy involving the Moo
Worth it

>>10554150
Forgot to reply to >>10554087

>>10554000
I clearly prefer the new beginnings.

>>10554000
>"New beginnings"
Natch.

>>10554000
I'd be fine if it were awkward for a short while, with moo and you just cutely tiptoeing around each other, but of course in time coming to realize it's new beginnings and that you're destined to be together.

>>10554000
>Start dating Moo, it's great and all
>realize you have to meet her Dad
Worry.jpg

>>10555223
You are now imagining her mother.

>>10555248
>one of moo's life goals is surpassing her mother's physique

>>10552188
>/teambelly/
Present!

>>10555415
>Chillin on the couch with Moo
>door rings, it's a huge package for her
>a gift basket from her mom filled with sweets and food of a comically overabundent amount
>note on it says 'I heard you're seeing someone! You need to eat more, you're practically skin and bones! Congrats on the move! Love, Moom
>Moo rolls her questionmark, you shudder to think what if means if her mom says she's way too thin

>>10555632
>'I heard you're seeing someone! You need to eat more, you're practically skin and bones! Congrats on the move! Love, Moom
Awww.
Also yikes.

>>10555632
[lolspoilers]Moo hasn't seen her mom in years and used to be a scrawny thing.

>>10555836
>used to be a scrawny thing
[lolspoilers] she still is by moo standards

>>10555632
I see this going one of two ways:
>>10555836
Or her mother is less of a mom and more of a broodmother in size with a figure that rivals some houses.

>>10555969
I think either is good for different reasons.
Maybe becoming pregnant makes Moos activate some seriously massive physical changes.
Maybe Moom's breasts are eternally gushing rivers of milk and her ass and hips are wider than a garage.

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>>10555969
>her mother is less of a mom and more of a broodmother in size with a figure that rivals some houses.
>>10556024
>Maybe becoming pregnant makes Moos activate some seriously massive physical changes.
>Maybe Moom's breasts are eternally gushing rivers of milk and her ass and hips are wider than a garage.
pls

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>>10556060
Considering how big Moo is already, I can only imagine what her moom must be like.

>>10556478
Wew lad

>>10556478
We have never needed a drawfag as much as we need one now.

>>10556060
Her husband must have a gargantuan cock.

>>10558845
I want to hug Anonymoo's dad's 30 inch bullcock

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>>10558870
Bit off topic, but I keep this around for just such an occasion.

>>10558908
What does that have to do with anything?

>>10558977
Meant >>10558908 for >>10558845.

>>10558977
I guess he did say it was off topic.

New thread when?

>>10559366
Make sure to put the pastebin to the stories in it.

>>10559366
10 minutes when my Recaptcha realizes that I'm not trying to spam.
>Had to contact support for a game
>Their recaptcha system made me go through 40 of the fucking things including three 10-minute lockouts and it finally cleared on the last one before the neck lockout, which now applies to new thread-making Captcha since you can't do Legacy on thread making

>>10559492
At this rate, someone else is gonna have to make thread.
Here's the paste I'll be using to sort the story.
https://pastebin.com/JHFYxefj

>>10560327
Eh? Thats the bonus thing from before.

>>10560587
Whoops.
https://pastebin.com/6rUWf05u

Who do I have to pay to get Moo to sit on my face after a four hour workout?

>>10560932
Whoever makes the threads, I guess

>>10560932
Satan, maybe?

>>10560932
Maybe later. For now, make a new thread.

>>10561033
Fine. But I expect booty on my face. Lots of it. BOATLOADS of it.

Sec.

>>10561089
Soon™
I did have a little something planned.

>>10561110
Noice.

New thread:

>>10561160
>>10561160

>>10561168
Thanks anon.