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Haha I hate myself
Possum dubs edition
>try making new possum thread
>on phone it just keeps saying I forgot to do the captcha
>on pc 4chan just times out
Wew lads.
Also, nice dubs.
>>10496011
>get huge amounts of energy and motivation and space to work
>it's 12:30 am
>do half an hour of stuff, sleep, wake up
>feel like shit again
>>10496137
4chan's been being an ass to me, too. Most of the time the captcha doesn't send and I have to do like 5 of them.
also thx friend
Anyone have the "Knives End Lives" image that was posted last thread and used as the edition for the thread before that? I never saved it and I wish to do so.
Thanks.
>>10497083
this one?
>>10497171
Saving it now. Thank you very much.
>>10497238
yeah anytime mate
>had to retake math over summer
>five weeks worth of work is due in 3 days
>feel physically incapable of doing it
haha time to make my family hate me again
>>10497411
I've managed to pass the math high-school exit exam by getting exactly one point above the required minimum. Good luck to you anon.
>Been attending university for three years
>Thought everything was done
>Applied for graduation
>Almost a year later, get a reply
>You need to take two more classes to graduate
>Immediately look into getting the two specific classes I need
>They are not offered
>Go to counselor
>Get told that due to the school changing it's schedules, those two classes will not be offered for the foreseeable future
>Ask if I can take it online so I can get it done
>No, it has to be a course taken in person
Two classes and then I am done. But they are not offering them and I cannot seem to get them any other way. I even looked into other schools to take that class and maybe transfer it over, but this university is picky about transfers. Even worse is my family thinks I can just force them to offer me the class and that I'm not done yet because I am lazy. I just want to be done because I hate the school scene. I don't even think I will use the degree, but I am too close to stop now. At least I will have a degree in case I need it. I know that's a terrible reason to get a degree, but I was forced into going to school. My family told me either I join the military or go to school. Looking back, I probably should have joined the military.
>>10497752
Rip bro. I was a stem major at my Uni, but they fucked everything up for the stem majors in favor of more genders studies classes (this isn't /pol/ hyperbole). I dropped out.
Have you thought about going into the trades?
>>10497752
There's always the option of telling them to go fuck themselves and do whatever you want instead.
But damn that's a shitty situation, sorry you got forced into the college meme and then this.
>>10497856
>Have you thought about going into the trades?
I have considered it since it would set me up to have a decent job that I could live off of instead of the "pie in the sky" that I am currently trying to obtain, like so many others my age.
>>10497868
I can say, luckily, I have no debt from the university since everything is paid off. But because I make so little money at my job, I live with my parents and pay them rent. I just want to have a job where I can make a wage that I can live off of so I can live my life rather than have to live with my family.
>>10496137
>on pc 4chan just times out
Try using a different browser? I had the same problem with FF but switching to Edge worked.
>>10497411
Do it. If you do it, you'll suffer three days of hell, but you have a clear conscience. If you don't, you'll end up feeling guilty for the rest of the summer.
>>10497856
To be fair, STEM isn't as great as people make it out to be, especially the natural sciences.
>lacking the work ethic to get even through college
im in for some fun
>>10498448
>I had the same problem with FF but switching to Edge worked.
I'm actually using Firefox, so I guess that's the problem, but I refuse to use edge.
>STEM isn't as great as people make it out to be
You are correct, my paycheck once I finish my union apprenticeship will be greater than my pay if I actually finished Uni.
Would u hug a satellite?
>>10497856
Electrical Engineering major here. One thing I really hate about it is how so many people seem to idolize the idea of working for "their dream corporation". Nothing feels more fucking soulless than getting absorbed into some megalithic machine like Boeing or Google.
>>10498658
.no
>>10498658
heck yeah
>>10498658
I would. They seem lonely.
https://youtu.be/FSZD7hpPRVw
>>10497570
>>10497411
Somehow through my last wave of depression during exam weeks, math was the only thing i could do without being easily interrupted by deconstructive thoughts.
>>10498658
Like a satellite, im in orbit all the way around you
how do people manage to work up the energy and effort it takes to go study something?
i have already enough trouble holding a minwage-job
>>10499007
math is that stable relationship you can always fall back on because you know it'll never change, just your perception of it
am i overthinking this
>>10499059
i dont
the only thing i study (read: occasionally fuck around looking at things related to it) is a hobby i dont even do yet and cant because i dont have anywhere to do it
which is a shame because its a hobby that would pay out the ass if i found buyers or something
i couldnt work a "real" job no matter how hard i tried
>>10499147
Maybe, but i get what you mean.
Also, for me, its like math has no bullshit in it, just the progress and a few little tricks. And you dont need a lkt of background info.
>>10499059
Some people have strive for new things, some dont. I hope mine doesnt completly vanish before i get my degree.
>>10499059
Break the concept into small, clearly-defined chunks, or at least one small chunk. Associate pieces with projects you give yourself, or with specific questions you want to answer--things that touch on a note of personal curiosity. Like if you're learning Java, a good goal is "create an adding program." Look through textbooks and online stuff for ideas of how to break it down, even if you don't strictly follow the format.
Haha heehee
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
me too
>think i have a tiny splinter in my foot
>pull it out
>it's a 2cm long and like 4mm wide metal shaving
Oh
>>10499865
fatte possom
>>10499884
That's pretty sick. You got your shots and everything?
>>10499792
>Break the concept into small, clearly-defined chunks
acknowledged
>>10496011
I like opossums. I really this one.
>>10500242
>Tail isn't a buttplug
>>10500232
Poor guy had one bad day and killed himself. I understand how he feels.
https://youtu.be/9Ooj6pEd6YM
A classic
>>10496011
>>10496011
>actually gets dubs
>>10499815
They are in balance. In equilibrium. In harmony.
>>10501489
I think that they might just like to sniff each other's butts.
i'm angry, i wanna hit something, or someone, i'm just upset, i'm really fucking upset, i'd do something self destructive, but if i do, i'd rather it be something that leaves me sore for a week
>>10501821
Punch yourself in the nuts/tit as hard as you can. Will relieve stress and quell your aggression quick.
>>10501853
i'd rather not feel that type of pain
it's waning, or whatever
>>10502080
Poser.
>>10502158
whatever, man, i'm just angry
I added a bunch of people on another board looking for friends and I can't tell if I'm shitty at conversation or they are because 95% of people I talk to are trash.
>>10499884
Dude, go to a doctor or something. You can get real nasty shit if you get jabbed with metal.
>>10503253
it was /soc/ wasn't it? the "shut-in" thread?
Is it wrong of me to want to be with a girl with very large breasts? I know that sounds crude or sexist, but it's what I have always wanted. But I hear that it's wrong for me to ask for that in a woman. But I also see women ask that their men be a particular height or make a particular amount of money. How is it reasonable for them to ask for those qualifications, but mine are unreasonable in their eyes?
And the reason I want a woman with very large breast has little to do with sex although I admit it would help. It just has been shown that women with large breasts typically are more feminine and I enjoy being around feminine women rather than more masculine women. But, to be honest, I haven't seen any women around where I live that fit that qualification so this may be a pipe dream at best for me.
>>10504999
I feel like you are overthinking things.
Just let it be, you have a fetish for women with large boobs, that's alright. Nothing wrong with it. Just be.
>>10504999
There's nothing wrong with preference, anon, those women who are all about money are shitty.
And you're a little shitty too, everyone is, but be willing to be flexible, maybe you'll meet your double D QT, but would it be so bad if she was a C? or even the largest B?
Whatever, I feel like garbage, take my words or don't, it's up to you.
>>10505064
>I feel like you are overthinking things.
Entirely possible for me. I have been known to do that before on other issues.
>>10505110
>And you're a little shitty too, everyone is, but be willing to be flexible, maybe you'll meet your double D QT, but would it be so bad if she was a C? or even the largest B?
I would prefer as large as I can, but I would take a girl who would be with me. Because, let's be honest, I have had little to no dealings with women so my skills with them is incredibly lacking and therefore, I am usually out of my league when trying to ask them out or even get them to consider me.
>>10503253
I find I always end up making friends with the same kind of people offline as I do online. Are your real friends just as shit at conversation?
>>10505351
How about going for as big as you can, but if she's shit, you fuck off, sure it might be a physical thing you're after, but I'd rather be with a shallow person than a gold digger.
I hate myself.
>>10505421
I can see that logic. At least with a shallow person, you know they care about you, even if it's because of your particular feature. With a gold digger, they don't care for you, but care for what you bring them. At least with a shallow person, you know they will stay with you because you possess what they desire, but a gold digger will move onto another who makes more money as that is what they seek.
Well, I have a clusterfuck of troubles in my mind right now, but I somehow don't feel on the edge just yet, maybe it's my current and temporary work at a plastics factory that keeps my mind distracted. Anyways
>Problem 1
I'm on the edge of flunking university because I foolishly flunked chemistry twice, this is my last chance and somehow I still don't feel enough motivation to keep going
>Problem 2
I'm currently living with my parents, as they offered me their support through my career and stuff, but I feel like I'm just being a burden to them, even though they do not openly express it
Note that I usually exaggerate things
>Problem 3
I feel lonely. But somehow I don't find myself attracted to anyone, not even men. I see both happy and troubled couples all the fucking time and when I'm down in the dumps, just looking at them is enough to make me feel miserable and envious.
What the fuck am I going to do? I also want to flee this shitty third world country, not because I hate it; I like it, but... I think I'm not going to get the life that I'm aiming for in here, since wages for most jobs are really low.
Tl;Dr I am fuggdd
haha down with the system
>>10507274
haha hell yeah
>Be an awkward, depressed, anxiety filled introvert
>Have friend who's just as introverted as me
>We've been friends since grade-school
>We talk, but we don't really get to see each other that much anymore since he lives in another state
>Start hanging out with him again this summer
>Two of us drive to the store together
>Car ride is dead silent most of the way
>Realize I'd normally be a nervous wreck in this situation
>Instead I was completely comfortable with it
>We didn't have to talk or fake conversation to be happy
I've never felt more loved and understood in my life than that sitting next to my best friend on my way to the store. Forgive my blogpost I just really needed to let that out.
>>10507557
That's what we all want, Anon.
I never shut up with my friends, haha, but with other people I am the Clam Man.
>>10506856
>Problem 1
I don't know the details of the situation, so talk to the dean/director of your program/your adviser/whomever's in charge of academics.
>Problem 2
Nothing you can really do, since it doesn't sound like you make enough money to live on your own. Therapy may help you deal with guilt.
>Problem 3
Do you have friends? Do you have any hobbies/interests? Try finding people who share them. If you've lost interest in activities you used to enjoy, it might be depression.
>>10507557
Not to rain on your parade, but I get mildly annoyed when people apologize for blogposting in these threads. Like, what are these threads for if not blogposting?
sometimes i dream about what life would be like if i was happy and fully functional
>>10507557
That's really nice anon. I'm happy you've got someone like that in your life. Me and my sister are like that it's the best.
>>10508234
You would be happy and fully functional but have nothing to dream about. But seriously I'm sorry you feel that way anon. Is there anything you want to get off your chest?
Also anyone here been on probation/parole? I had 5 years and I'm down to 35 days. I feel like I should be in a better mood than I am about it.
Post personal anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw-QRyQcFH8
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44nDLsVeqbE
>>10508796
https://youtu.be/PXkgn3QUA2w
CALLING TO THE NIIIIIIGHT
TO BEEEEEE
OR NOT TO BEEE FIGHTING HERE
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B37J9JUQ8qM
>>10508796
https://youtu.be/CMThz7eQ6K0
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4r5ckveXD8
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHEDOwhOm4w
>>10508796
Either Brownbird's Bilgewater
https://youtu.be/zoqH9irCn3o
or Fleet Foxes' Mykonos
https://youtu.be/xSB74LZDNr0
Both songs mean a lot to me. Bilgewater is more about my own persona, and Mykonos is more about how I put my friends above myself.
Pic is a thing a friend who was going through some severe drug problems wrote about me when I met up with him for coffee one afternoon.
I disagree with the last one, but I don't let it show.
>>10508796
https://youtu.be/kAFk0cu6gJs
Well I just finished the first day of my course.
I did okay.
>>10508796
https://youtu.be/CCez-H8KUx8
>>10509604
Not letting it show is the key part of the equation, frankly. As someone who often stumbles to other people for support they can generally tell when the other sucker is not doing perfect either - it's that they can persist at all that inspires them.
I really like your first song.
>>10509798
I was having a really bad flashback from my ptsd but your kind words helped pull me out of it.
Thanks anon. You've done me a great help.
>>10510113
>>10510113
I'm glad man.
PTSD was a factor in my brother's suicide. I'm happy I could help you with that burden in any way.
Have a better night tomorrow.
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSecjqcO3Jk
relevant
>>10499815
>>10501489
I made a thing. It isn't finished, but I'm tired, and here's what I got done.
>>10510733
I actually like this
>>10510733
Nice fucking dubs dude
God's smiling on you
>>10510966
>>10510733
>>10510477
>>10496011
Truly double possums edition
>>10511208
Whom still up? I'm, guess what, writing and drinking
>>10511236
>what are timezones
Also, drinking and doing something at least a little bit producitve is always nice. It feels better waking up then.
>>10511311
I totally forgot about timezones. My burger is showing
It's a good feeling, I agree.
What are you doing, if anything?
>>10511492
Lazing in the shade of the nice noon heat and reading american psycho
>>10511534
Nice.
I haven't read Brett Ellis in a minute, I need to check out his other works.
Enjoy it, dawg.
>>10511587
Ayy thanks.
What are ya writing about, if i may ask?
Something smut?
>>10511623
I'm writing about a man who is covertly living in a Chinese restaurant.
I'm going to write gay shit for a general on here sometime in the near future but I want to finish this and another personal project first. Of late, I can't (to use the meme) control my horny level so I definitely need to get some outlet for that.
tet
kkk
Haha ow
squids are for diaper fags
>>10508796
Either of these sadly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XleOkGsYgO8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2p_w409y-o
>>10508796
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJgHn7MeAwc
>>10508508
I have. For a crime I did not commit... But was going to. So I guess I got busted for Attempt and Thought Crime
>>10508796
https://youtu.be/78DVtcsT26k
im debating on making an oc and just falling into complete degeneracy
>>10508796
Either
https://youtu.be/hSb9gPIVPus
Or
https://youtu.be/whr6FUh81YU
Where's strayabro
I always ask for him and then forget that i did and only look at the thread a day later :(
>>10514121
Do it
>>10512323
Or pedophiles.
>>10514140
diaper fags are pedos
where bf to place my head on and cry ?
>>10515677
i can be your bf
>>10515706
NICE
>Get dragged to UK for sister's graduation ceremony
>Have to sleep in her dorm room
>Passed out because around 35+ hours of no sleep
>Wake up alone in the room and I hear people outside
>Now stuck in this damn room because really don't want to socialize, I don't know anyone here and I can't even go outside of the building because I don't have student entry cards
Recommend me what I should occupy myself with. No mastrubation and nothing internet intensive because I'm using roaming data
Empty the fridge
>thunderstorm outside
fuckin' nice
>>10517001
have a nice cuppa tea
also >>10517026
>>10517026
>>10517036
There's no fridge in this room nor a kettle
>>10508796
Its never changed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
Hoho
>>10517055
well fuck
what is in the room then?
>>10517112
A bed, chair and a desk full of psychology books
Can't even use my laptop because no adapter
>>10517216
sounds like you should've brought an adapter or at least a backup form of entertainment
instead you now have to rely on me, the backup to back up all backups
and I am awful
I'd ask how much you're liking it here but from the sounds of it you haven't enjoyed your time much so far
how long do you have to be over here for until you go home?
>>10517216
Read and learn that shit my dude. Learn to identify at least 7 different mental illnesses. Alternatively, stack the books into different structure. Then go for a walk of the entire building. You could also build a fort using the blankets, pillows, desk, chair and the books. Assault anyone who enters your domain with pillowy wrath.
>>10517426
*structures
Woops
>>10517368
I planned on buying an adapter but I forgot that my card expired
Yeh, my family is doing a very great job at making every single minute of my time here fucking miserable. I'm not even allowed to go anywhere I want. I'm kind of sad that I didn't get a chance to check out the thrift shops here
And I'm leaving on Thursday thankfully
>>10517426
>pillowy wrath
P-please show mercy!
>>10517505
Well
They just returned
I can safely say that being alone in a room by myself was so far the best highlight of this whole shitty trip
>Have two days off straight from work
>Get to relax and do what I want to do
>Pre-ordered Splatoon 2 so I will get it when it's released on Friday
>Get to go out and eat tonight at a highly acclaimed restaurant
Comfy week for me. It's nice to enjoy it when it comes around.
>>10517505
>>10517677
welp
stay strong anon, I'd come hang out with you to help make things less shit but I'm recovering from the flu so you probably don't want me anywhere near you regardless of the whole >who the fuck is this weird prick that just showed up
thing
>>10517736
Meh
Don't really care if you stab me or something and getting the flu would mean I'd get to be isolated
>>10517814
>5+ hour drive
>don't even have a car of my own
>never been to essex and would probably get lost
tell you what anon, if you come over next time I get ill I'll come and give you the flu then
I'm also actually terrified of meeting people and I'm not sure why I said I'd come hang out with you because I'd probably be too scared even if I could
sorry, I do stupid things fairly often
>>10517987
Not that anon but I'd give pats to the first Anon i meet through here, maybe go for ice cream after playing a few vidya games then just stop hanging out once things go stale. I'm sure the other person has a life to get back to desu like posting on 4chumz.
>>10518367
Essex idiot here
I live in a massive shit hole and England is my best chance of meeting someone from here
Seems like I'm going to waste it or I'm just in England for too small period of time
i really like spinosaurus
>>10518834
spinosaurus is the most unappreciated dino
>>10518834
dinosaurs got ruined by featherfags for me
still like raptors though
>>10518883
its a fine wine
>>10518903
feathers are on birds
dinosaurs are birds
how does this ruin them for you?
a hulking 80 ton bird not as cool as a hulking 80 ton lizard?
raptors are the most feathered
almost all groups of raptors have been found to be covered in feathers
what ruins that? it just makes them cooler for me
>>10518963
birds are fucking awful creatures and i just like scales so much more than feathers
like a raptor with a crest thing can look cool but it just ruins everything when dinos are just basically massive fluffy chickens
>>10519045
fluffy is cute
birds also have a lot higher intelligence than lizards. and scales are just hyper specialized feathers.
if they were big lizards they'd be big bland retarded animals
>>10518963
>"Your personal preference does not stand up to rigorous scientific scrutiny. Explain yourself."
>picture is of weightlifting reptile with prominent lower lip, hyperplasic genitalia, and mammaries
I'm gonna chalk this up to there being no accounting for taste.
>>10519175
im not attacking you man i just don't understand why it bothers people
i think its a nostalgia thing, and while i do love me some dinos i was always wanting to learn more about them
>>10519086
this is exactly what i was i was talking about
Pls don't fight my possums
>>10519175
>>10519270
Nah, I'm a different anon. I didn't take it as an attack, and I also don't get it when people say X trend"ruined" something for them.
That said, I likewise don't get the incredulity over different preferences, regardless of which direction they go. Curiosity I get, and I guess I'm just oversensitive because most of the time the curiosity I see is actually just condemnation.
>>10519045
>birds are fucking awful creatures
I will fight you.
>>10519045
birds are friends
>>10519312
>doubled up
fuck
anyways adding onto this because i can
scientific/realism types always piss me off because everything has to be how it is irl because everything else is wrong and you're stupid if you want something else
oh you don't want a nasty alligator dick? we'll just say you're a fucking mutant then
oh you don't want a cloaca because they're absolutely disgusting and you prefer seperate holes? mutant freak
like fuck off seriously jesus christ
this isnt aimed at the featherguy this is just general bitching
>>10519549
crows ravens and owls are the exceptions
>>10519575
birds are squawking assholes that shit on everything you love
geese are literal demons
>>10519631
birds have scary cocks
other than that they are prebby chill
you can house train chickens
>>10519549
>>10519575
I love birds but I also hate birds. They're fascinating creatures but they're also unbearably noisy. I'm super sensitive to sound (soy aspergüense) and living in the same house as my mom's cockatiel was constant suffering.
>>10519679
you know they're constantly screaming "fuck me"
>>10519631
Their little squeaks and squaks are so cute! Plus if you want it quiet you just have to cover its cage with something and they go to sleep.
too miserable to sleep
too miserable to stay awake
>>10520411
hahahahaha
i been up 6 hours past bed time
if i stay up long enough maybe i can get enough brain damage to not think so good
>>10520411
same
although at least while sleeping I don't get to think about how terrible everything is
>>10520560
dreamless sleep is a lot like death
nothing to be afraid of
>>10520470
>if i stay up long enough maybe i can get enough brain damage to not think so good
It doesn't help
>>10520560
>>>>>>>>stressful dreams and nightmares
>>>>>>>>dreams of people you care about who are dead
>>10520614
death however I am afraid of
fuck that
it's the one thing that crushes all hope of me ever doing anything meaningful
>>10520635
luckily for me I only remember a couple of dreams
both of them were weird and didn't make a whole lot of sense, but it's better than nothing
>>10520687
getting over the fact you don't matter is a hard hurdle
>>10520695
fuck the hurdle
I matter to me and so do the people I care about
having a hidden time limit is the absolute worst thing
>>10520837
they would all abandon you to save themselves
as you should in turn
there is nothing wrong with being selfish
its in our nature
in time i hope you can understand death is the closest friend you can ever have, not a thing to be feared.
>>10520935
>they would all abandon you to save themselves
as they should
>as you should in turn
nah
>there is nothing wrong with being selfish
>its in our nature
maybe, but I don't care
I will remain adamant that most other people deserve happiness and I will do as much as I can do help that
>in time i hope you can understand death is the closest friend you can ever have, not a thing to be feared
fuck death
maybe one day when I've given all that I possibly can
>>10518814
Im sorry, probably should have stated I was an American lol, I wouldnt be able to visit so easily.
>>10521085
I feel the same as this anon
>>10521176
I think I was the anon you were talking to earlier
if so sorry for sperging out on you
if you ever plan on visiting again and still want to just hang out say in advance or something, I'm usually lurking and will actually be able to plan something if you give me some warning
hopefully I also won't have the flu then too
>>10521438
>>10521176
i don't know what the arguement was about
but you two need to make the penises kiss
and record it
and put it on here in files under 3gb
<:3c
>>10521519
there wasn't an argument, an anon earlier said he was bored, I said I'd hang out with him, he then posted where he was and I panicked and said no
also anon please I don't even know him
I just admitted to a close friend of mine that I think he's a bad influence on me because I drink too much with him, and that's why i haven't been spending time with him
have I made a mistake
>>10521616
maybe just touch balls?
a little?
see where it goes?
<:3c
>>10521616
Oh I am a third anon t. American Marceline poster but yeah I dont mind hanging out with random anons I hear it can be fun, terrifying, or both lol
>>10521663
whats up with you? ^:3c
>>10521824
why did i install this codemonkey thing, its so confusing.. but
>t. American Marceline poster that wanted to hop in on the fun
hmmm
>>10521661
No.
>>10521824
i want to fucking die
thats what
>>10521946
Same I actually had a dream where I died multiple times to some pyramid-head looking guy trying to teach me something. I think the worst part is that I actually woke up to this reality when he realized this.
>>10522034
>no reality where you're getting dicked 24/7
feels depressing man
>>10522119
Shoot didnt realize that could be considered doming, hmm after some actions I did today, that's got me thinking..
>>10521661
What did they say, I doubt anyone would be too upset with you being that upfront and honest. If anything they might start making sure you don't drink as much when you hang out
I want to die lol
How does one want to die?
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1VLaXoRRdk
...and the cracks begin to show.
>>10522560
Pretty much like hunger or thirst, you feel the craving
and there's nothing that can stop it untill you sate it.
>>10522650
I know the feel, but I mean how do the people in this thread want to die? Personally I want to go and blow up a portion of the moon with me. How cool would it be to see earth with a ring lol. My death would be legendary.
>>10522700
I'm transfixed with drowning thanks to an near death experience I had as a kid
Even tho my body was getting fucked by the stress of asphyxiation i remember it being so peaceful
I'm also terrified of dying alone, but I'd never want anyone to die along side me or put up with the guilt of just letting me die
I wish /trash/ had spoilers haha
>>10522880
Drowning sounds nice and hella easier then my goal, hit me up you ever feel like doing yourself in lol I'm always game, I remember almost drowning once as the tide took me away, my aunt came to the rescue from the shore...
[spoiler]Same[/spoiler]
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v2rehPAf5Y
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfR99RFpQTc
>>10509651
Hello brother
>>10522361
they thanked me for being honest, which i'm glad about
>>10522560
Inert gas asphyxiation. You don't know you're dying, you just past out and suffocate.
tfw no possum anon to cuddle with
>>10516038
what do boyfriends do?
wanna hold hands?
i gave myself a haircut earlier today, i don't look like an idiot anymore i'm trying to look like pic related, did you guys do anything cool?
>>10524809
can i give you an internet hug instead
>>10525018
that would be p nice thanks
>>10521824
>A handy way to make smoothies
>>10508796
Most of this band's old stuff is my anthem, but if I had to pick one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jac0m4SdNg
Unrelated, but rest in peace Basil.
>>10522560
I've always wanted to die on Mt Everest
Since they can't move your body, you pretty much are immortalized as a landmark
>>10526726
Make sure to die with your dick in one hand and a hentai mag in the other.
>>10526947
I like the way you think
It's my dream to die and the peak and be discovered by a team of veteran climbers. Their years of training and hardship would lead them to a mummified corpse with cock in hand.
haha school is tearing me apart because motivation and concentration are foreign concepts to me
>>10527442
Holy shit are you me? I'm about to flunk it
If dubs I tell my parents about my depression and get help
>>10527849
You somehow managed to get 8 different numbers.
Do it anyway though.
>>10527922
Yeah I'll probably type up a letter to them and leave it in the living room in the middle of the night, it counts since you got dubs
>tfw Roger a Muirebe
Heh
>fell asleep while talking to people again
>wake up 10 hours later
good job me
>>10521663
I'm not saying it wouldn't happen
but maybe not
I already have a qt bf
>>10521824
you're probably either asleep by now or about to go to sleep
but yeah I would like to hang out with random anons, most people here seem pretty chill
>>10527442
Same, but mixed with depression, social anxiety and no ambition
>>10527442
lmao my last year I intentionally flunked a class because I knew I just couldn't deal with everything
Comfy computer lab classroom and useless mandatory subject
I just want a possum bf that can sing scrachy peotic nothingness over my crappy guitar sounds
>>10531818
an actual possum?
>>10531818
please god let me meet anon
i wish i had a cute cross dressing anon to put the dicc in the my butt
>>10531921
Maybe
>>10531951
instantanioeous fast travel never
I wish I had a 10 gallon hat.
I wish my closest family wasn't such a shitshow.
>>10496011
There's so many of them where I live and work.
I feed them when I'm at work. I'll stop the patrol truck in the middle of the woods at night so I can eat my lunch undisturbed by the dipshits who infest the place and I wind up sharing some of my eats with the possums There's a couple who sort of come up and wait patiently when they see my truck park. They seem to like most anything, but they love peanut butter.
Possums are my favoritest trash mammal.
I wish for 3 more wishes
>visit brother
>"hey anon met any cute girls lately?"
Hahahaha yeah bro i slay that pussy it's not like i want to fuck cute animal girls/boys haha that would be weird. I spend all my time outsidr and I'm not a psychological wreck whose self esteem changes on an hourly basis hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
:)
>>10533480
>work at retirement care for a bit
>always get shit like anon you're so sweet I bet you have a cute girl in your life
>>10533508
My brother is built 6'1" with a cute gf and does a tonne of seasonal work at resorts
Every time he brings it up it makes my heart sink into the bottom of my chest because i feel like i could never live up to meet his or my parents standards
today is terrible
I've either pissed off my friends, disappointed them or found reasons to be pissed off at them
I'm considering just cutting off contact with everyone and hiding forever
>>10534474
Its not as easy as you think it is
>sitting in the warm air while surrounded by cool winds in the timeframe of an approaching storm
100% comf
>>10534703
my online friends would be easy, I can just block them
my real life friends would be harder, although I don't talk to them much anymore anyway so maybe it wouldn't be that hard
the only people it'd actually be difficult to cut off from would be my family and people from work, as they know my phone number and where I live
I'm not going to actually do it because I'm a fucking coward, I'm just going to sit here and suffer quietly
>>10534837
time for sleep haha
I hope I never wake up haha
>>10534893
wasn't supposed to be a reply haha
>>10534902
>>10534921
here's another just for you
I miss my orange tree
>>10534948
what happen?
>>10534982
he painted it blue
>>10534982
He realized he was colourblind
>>10535128
now listen up
>>10535361
Here's the story
I'm bored, should I fire up fafsa and learn nipponese at a school?
I need headpats
>>10535738
how many?
>>10535738
same
>>10535929
A lot
>>10535738
*headpatpat*
>>10535944
*petpatpetpat*
If only I could actually give pats
>>10535987
thanks based patpossum
haha
>>10536955
hah h aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>10534982
Roomie let it die when i was inna hospital
>>10535361
About a guy
Should I take a painting class at community college or save my money and learn on my own?
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie13dbqydTs
>>10531818
Oh, I do that with my shirts because it feels pretty relaxing to breathe through the cloth
does anyone else do this
panic attacks are the fucking worst please just run a truck over me like just squash my skull please haha
>>10539464
learn on your own. unless you can get a scholarship or something.
>>10539464
two words: bob ross.
>>10541485
how about a hug
i dont have a lisence
>>10541668
i guess a hug is fine too, thanks. you should get a license though, driving is fun
>>10542509
you are now the owner of one virtual hug
gratz
yeah i probably should but cars are expensive and i would never find anything i actually liked around here
it would either be the most fun thing ever or the most terrifying thing ever
>>10517001
Things got even worse and I feel like hurling myself out of the window from the 14th floor of this stupid tower
I hope I'll go home soon and pray that I'll get some rest there
But drunk people are being nice
>tfw multiple people want you to kill yourself for no reason other than you exist and some fuck lied about some shit
great feel
best feel
haha
>>10543530
do you wanna talk more about it
>tfw day three of breaking into hives covering large portions of my body
I never knew hell would itch this bad. At least I think I've figured it out and will know tomorrow just how serious it is.
>tfw on a never-ending ghosted/rejected/ignored streak
hahaha fucking kill me (or sleep with me) please
>>10543667
I'll sleep with you, but only in a platonic manner because I'm saving myself for someone special!
>>10543720
That works, seriously. I don't even want a relationship; I just want to be held for once.
>>10543573
they think im their serial shitposter when either the actual serial shitposter or some other fuck said i was
meanwhile i havent posted in their threads for like a fucking week i think
its been going on longer than that but the fact it still goes on when im not even posting and practically everyone believes it is just
fuck me
pile some other bullshit that i wont be talking about here yet is related and just
where can i get a gun for a hundred bucks
>>10543720
Out of curiosity, do many other Possums plan to save themselves for someone special? I've had multiple chances to sleep with people over the last 6 months but I plan to wait until I can meet up with my boyfriend overseas.
Something about keeping my virginity for him seems like the right thing to do.
>>10543780
I'm so lonely at this point that I've lost faith in there ever being "someone special." They don't exist, and if they do, they probably wouldn't like me back if any feelings I've ever had toward anyone are any indication.
>>10543835
Please don't give up dude. There's always someone out there for everyone, just might take a while to find him/her. Just make sure you always keep looking for love and friends, they're out there somewhere.
>>10543745
I'd cuddle you and let you use my chest as a pillow for your tears if I could anon.
>>10543780
I'm unmotivated to just have sex. I'm not 100% sure why but I find the concept of connecting with people more arousing than just fucking them and plan giving my virginity to someone I can have a truly strong bond with.
>>10543780
i don't know, i just want to do it with someone who i know won't toss me to the side after
but i find myself getting close to the wrong type of people, at least they've tossed me to the side before anything happened
i may be losing hope, i get more sexual pleasure when i know the person, and they know me, i've never done anything more than just camming, heh, sorry
>>10543780
Good on you anon
I wish I had waited. I ended up losing my virginity to someone I wasn't really interested in because we gave each other the time of day. Felt more like a business meet up.
I've only found other who I've shared a real bond with but I couldn't bring myself to go through with sex because she was one of my best friends ex's and it was killing him to see her with me so I ended it.
Now I don't even have a crush on anyone. Sucks.
>>10543780
I wanna retire and start a family when I'm older, don't know about saving my virginity until then.
>>10541485
>>10541668
That's the direction I was leaning. Painting class sounds enjoyable and a good professor could provide direction, but I don't think that advantage is worth $600. Maybe my decision would be different if YouTube didn't exist, but YouTube does exist. Also just finding other artists and chatting. God knows I need to get my ass outside more.
Danke, my possums.
I feel sad and i don't know why
Then i feel i don't deserve to be sad
Then i feel sadder
>>10545385
It's okay to feel sad. Emotions--whatever they may be--are valid. You don't need to justify how you feel.
>>10545750
I just had a nut and now i feel better
I think my hormones might be out of whack
Either that or i need a gf/bf
>>10545788
would you be okay with a friend who's will mutually masturbate with you?
>>10508796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21exnGWN-uI
>>10523356
my nigga
>>10545848
I'd probably be weirded out by that
>>10545982
i'm sorry, you just seemed like.. my heart was in the right place, i'm sorry
when going into a relationship don't think with your dick i'm sorry
>>10546048
It's okay anon don't beat yourself up over it
I'm just very shy and introverted
>>10546048
i'll bust a nut with you senpai
>>10546162
if you change your mind we can do it as slow as you want, and we don't have to do anything you don't want, we can just be regular boring friends if you wanted
>>10546203
sounds like a good time!
>>10546232
what we jacking it to?
gay porn? furry porn?
gay furry porn?
>>10546282
This
>>10546282
i-i dunno, might get too gay because sometimes i like to jack it to other people jacking it
>>10546320
Not the guy you're talking to, but I like that too.
>>10543765
Thought you aleady had a gun
>>10546340
should we take this to rabb.it and have a literal circlejerk?
>>10546372
Oh, well I'm way to shy and wary to just show my dick off to someone I don't really know in a kinda public setting, sorry.
>>10546414
sorry about that, anon
>>10543891
I want to believe this, but I'm not sure.
>>10546342
wasnt really serious but uh
no that was a pellet? bb? gun
pretty sure i said that at some point
>>10546490
If I knew you better, I would love to jerk off with you and be lewd.
>>10543765
Internet drama is truely the stupidest thing to get upset about.
I understand that it hurts and you probably feel like shit over it, the issue is that you really can't expect that to get better. The only two options are for you to move on, leave that behind you and get over it or to go back with a less obvious typing style and try again.
Telling you "get over it" doesn't sound nice, but honestly it's pretty much the only solution for internet drama because people aren't going to suddenly be nice.
Hope you do alright dude.
>>10546683
i mean, why not get to know eachother then?
My friend showed me a cute comic and i feel better now
Cute is the answer to sadness sometimes
>>10546756
Well, if you want to.
>>10546819
Post it here?
>>10546829
i mean if you feel uncomfortable we don't have to, dude
>>10546851
Do you like gfur, sparkledogs and edgy names?
haha
>>10546879
No, I'm not really uncomfortable. It's just I'm super shy and pretty introverted, so making the first move and being social with strangers is a kinda like a foreign concept to me.
I saw baby driver the other day, the relationship between the MC and love interest is really cute
I'd like a relationship with a cute gf/bf like that
>>10546938
why don't we start with something like.. what boards do you normally visit?
i'm usually on /co/ and /v/ and if you normally browse /trash/, what threads?
>>10546895
fuck
>>10546882
post it faggot
>>10547034
https://e621.net/pool/show/2218
While you fags were discussing theoretical circle-jerking I already blew my load
fuckers
>>10546967
I normally browse /v/, /trash/ and /k/. Sometimes I browse /his/, but not really regularly. As for /trash/ threads I browse, geez, I kinda browse a lot. Like I use 4chan X and my thread watcher is usually filled to the brim with threads of any interest to me.
I think I hate these threads nowadays. They've kinda lost their charm and possum-ness.
Anyway what should I make for next edition?
I'm too shy to show my penis on camera, i don't want anything bad to come from it
>>10547060
/v/? that's cool, that's cool, any vidya you been into currently?
>>10547084
it's okay anon, my rule with camming is, no more than one head on screen per session, but it's okay to not wanna do it/do it with someone you at least know
>>10547080
i'm sorry, i'll keep a lid on this next thread
>>10547145
>i'm sorry, i'll keep a lid on this next thread
It's not you, don't worry. It's mostly me. I'm an angry, nostalgic asshole who ran out of meds.
>>10546691
i mean you're not wrong it is fucking retarded
thing is im pretty sure at least half of my "friends" arent actually my friends and thats what im mainly so bent about
especially one of them
like i said i havent even posted in a long time and when i do post i try to fluctuate with my typing anyways
leaving isnt really an option because i kind of run shit for it and i have literally nothing else to do with my time
honestly i should get over it but its not just me this is all affecting so like
fuck me every which way there is no good solution
thanks for giving enough of a shit to like
type that out i guess
probably gonna go over this with one of my real friends in a bit so ill probably be fine
probably
>>10547080
quit your complaining
possum threads were always terrible
ive been getting urges to drink beer
am i an alcoholic now
>>10543780
I waited until my mid twenties when I was in a long term relationship with somebody I cared about a lot.
We're still dating, just find somebody you like and don't rush into it.
>>10547189
>ran out of meds.
i'm on a similar boat, i'm sorry to hear that dude, will you get a refill next month or?
>>10547145
>any vidya you been into currently?
Been playing some Don't Starve Together with a friend and also just got Terraria to also play with him. But really those aren't games I normally play, usually I play FPS games or some old action games. Played a bunch of Contra: Hard Corps recently, always loved that game.
>>10547224
I'm going to look at getting a different kind. I have to see my doctor next week to get a bunch of shots for Q Fever, Tetnus and ABLV so I'll probably try to talk to him about it then. Also I swear I get less and less money each week from welfare so I hope the new ones are cheap.
>>10547206
At least they were possums threads though.
>>10547212
No. Urges to drink whatever you can steal from friends/family is when you're an alcoholic.
>>10547213
This is pretty much it. Don't let social stigma dictate losing your virginity, sex isn't that great unless it's with someone you love.
>>10547299
DST is okay, Terraria i could never get into because people i played it with would do ALL the work for me, same with Starbound but i found it more enjoyable
you got Serious Sam 2? i been into some old FPSes, if you wanna maybe we could play one day
been really into TF2 Vintage, too
>>10547315
i hope they're cheap too, i'm sorry you gotta get all those shots, i hope everything gets better
>>10547410
Nah, I don't have Serious Sam 2, but I do have the Serious Sam HD First and Second encounters. Also I fucking love TF2, or well, don't really love it as much lately but it's still tons of fun to play and just fuck around in when you've got a good friend with you.
>>10547476
i think i have those, TF2 live is fun, but it's kinda buy to win, and the loading takes forever, for me at least, so i play this empty standalone mod and get on whenever i see people playing it
i spent TF2 playing dress-up when i played it live