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/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #87: Delicious Edition

Previous Thread: >>10365691
Satyr Abomination Thread: >>>/mlp/30514633

>What is the 'Satyr After Dark' thread about?
A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony (or any other sort of creature) decide to get freaky and end up having a child. This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about the steamier and lewder affairs of these lusty abominations. Yes, even hand holding. Especially that.

>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.

>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/iUWLGvB4
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/m74cw1zph214irq/AACgNqIgES4fQORdx3rooQoVa?dl=0
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>>10488632
>ruined my potential thread
Apologize to this cutie this instant. The "Cum Facials Edition" will now never be a thing.

Also nice pic
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>>10488732
>ruined my potential thread
Are you the one spamming non-satyr images? If so fuck you nigger, spammers don't deserve threads.
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>>10488834
Not the spammer that guy never seems to take credit for his "work" I just saw him spamming and decided to make the thread too.

He's either a bot programed to go after a certain post count, or a dedicated troll who strokes his own cock anytime people show anger to him but he wont say anything. In either case I hate him.
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>>10489746
>>10489754

Satys love being dominated like that, taking a stallion cock or horse pussy gets em hard as diamonds.

Nice work /d/, good to see some satyr x pony stuff
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>>10489787
i put the fact that i'm sum1-Else in the filenames.
i'm just mimicking /d/.
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>>10489787
>Literally says sum1-Else in the filenames.
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>>10489825
>>10489830
AH, well i guess you did a really good job mimicking then cause I could not tell.
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>>10483669
Are the eggs actually fully grown inside before they're fertilized?
I figured the whole big shelled egg thing happened a while after, kinda like with humans.
They'd just be egg cells inside, and then when fertilized they'd grow into full eggs after a while and get laid.
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>>10489746
>>10489754
unf
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>>10491340
Yeah, they have to be fertilized before the shell forms. Otherwise, it's just an egg only good for eating.
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>>10491365
Do you think dragons or drake satyrs can voluntarily grow and lay unfertilized eggs?
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>>10491369
the bigger question is whether or not it happens involuntarily.
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>>10491388
Or involuntarily I guess.
I know hens do, but are there any other birds or reptilians that lay unfertilized eggs?
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>>10491369
I figure that for any egg layer, it's basically a periodic thing that they just do. The ovipositiors period.
Drakes, changelings, chimera. Possibly griffins depending on the mythology/headcanon you use.
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>>10491411
Griffons are a bit uncertain, since their rear part is lion. Personally I'd go with them giving live birth, as I feel it makes more sense for the reproductive functions to match the lower body and genitals.
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>>10491431
Yeah, but griffins have several differing real world mythologies.
I vaguely recall one weird one where they would be born from gems somehow.
I don't recall if they laid it or what, though.
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>>10491501
>I vaguely recall one weird one where they would be born from gems somehow.
Huh, never heard of that one.
I guess there are all sorts of strange mythologies around.
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>>10491515
Especially with them cutie caCAW's that got spread among a fuckton of cultures of the time.
I guess big cats and birds were just an extreme approachable idea to a lot of cultures. So they really don't have a proper, definitive mythological lore.
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How do you think drakes feel when they're about to lay an egg?
Does it make them feel a bit off?
Do they just feel a sudden urge to lay an egg and go do it?
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>>10488891
>Hurr, it ain't me guyz!
>But btw, he ruined my potential thread
Because THAT isn't suspect at all
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>>10491688
Probably feel it starting to form two or three days ahead of time, but it's likely only an issue in the hour or so that it's ready to be laid.
If we were dealing with something with fragile shells, possible issues could arise in high activity strain, but dragons and chimera would lay reptilian eggs, which in my experience tend to be pliable with a leathery shell.

Changelings seem like they'd lay very soft, gel-like eggs with no actual shells, like fish or amphibians. The rub being that these would then have permeable surfaces and could be fertilized after laying.

So overall, egg layers probably find it somewhere between annoying and inconvenient, to hot and sexy, depending on disposition.
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>>10491773
>to hot and sexy
Would she get super-horny and want to have sex so she can lay her egg as she cums on her partner's dick?
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>>10491860
That, or the thing where Mistake would get off on putting her eggs back in and repeatedly laying them while imagining a huge hive of her own.
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>>10491688
>>10491773
>>10491860

>How do you think drakes feel when they're about to lay an egg?
>Probably feel it starting to form two or three days ahead of time
Pretty much almost all egg layers feel a small stomach ache as the eggs begin to gestate in their respective wombs. It takes about 3 days for the eggs to be ready to receive semen and if not fertilized the female just gets a small bump in their stomach from the clutch of eggs. The feeling of it is akin to having grapes or a large object packed in themselves they have said. After about 5 days the eggs are then passed from their wombs and go down the vaginal canal to be laid. This process is extremely stimulating for them at first but as they go through more and more reproductive cycles each year the sensation dulls more and more until its as easy and going to the bathroom. A females first egg passing is incredibly intense and most describe it as the most powerful orgasm and sexual experience they have ever had. Most climax and release sexual juices as well as urine in waves during their first. With the second though still strong was not as intense as the first. The process is to not only prepare them for egg laying but also receiving mates as it simulates the motion of the male pulling out. egg layers also have very powerful vaginal walls since they must all actively pass anywhere between 1 large egg to tens or even hundreds of smaller eggs. So sex with an egg layer has often been described as the most tight experience.
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>>10493858
Like Tonsils, egg layers generally don't even need to use their thighs to prevent you from pulling out.
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>>10493858
>Most climax and release sexual juices as well as urine in waves during their first.
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>>10494610
What special ability does Tonsils have that would prevent someone from pulling out?
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>>10494805
Her clit is so strong from doing her wink-ups that when she decides it's time for Anon to give her a baby, all she's gotta do is clench and it's gonna happen.
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>>10494899
Huh. Interesting headcanon.
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>>10493858
>she will never initiate sex with you just as she's ready to lay eggs and start releasing them against your dick during intercourse
>you will never fuck her while she pushes against you, pushing her eggs back inside her egg sac with each thrust until she cums with explosive force, forcing your dick out and expelling all her eggs onto your crotch and belly along with a torrent of urine and sexual fluids
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>>10493858
Now THIS is autism.
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>>10495787
Not anywhere near the levels of autism the thread constantly reaches.
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s'up sweeties
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>>10496774
Howdy, MT.
Cute bun, but that doesn't look like it's conductive to pushing out more babies for her hubby.
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>>10496774
Sup. Draw anyhing lewd lately? Besides pic related?
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>>10496802
>hubby
Not MT but my head canon for her is she's a single mother in a NCA (Non consemation agreement) with her boss anon in which it stipulates she cannot be have sex with any other creatures besides him so it's not unusual for her to pleasure herself with objects or things when the needs arise. He pays her very well so it's a small price to pay. Just my head canon on her.
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>>10496907
I mean, it's not terrible.
But I prefer to headcanon she and Hikaru are his buns from the Human Genetic Retention Program, and he's involved in the lives of his many kids, and treats the three Bun Bon had from a previous relationship as his own.
But he's also pretty comfortable in his supremacy over his wives in the society, and makes pretty heavy use of them when and how he sees fit.

tl;dr, satyr is for commitment and rough love.
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>>10497019
Well it's a story I worked on a bit but never picked it up due to lack or time and thread interest. But the story and canon was to expand as Anon learned about their kids and wanted to take a more prominent role in their life. I got work sadly so we will pick this up later if it's still relative
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>My headcanon is this
>I prefer my headcanon
The everything-is-a-variable thing was a fucking mistake.
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My headcanon is Petunia walks around shirtless when she's at home and thinks it's just her and Honey.

So Utah and Pogo have seen Petunia's tits.
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>>10497858
How lewd
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>>10497858
Can't say I'm a fan of the idea
>A Pig owning Animal Farm.
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>>10497858
>Anthro pig shit
That kind of autistic crap is what makes others stay away from this general.
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>>10498715
Dunno what's so wrong with them going topless if it's just their house frankly. Shirts are the worst.
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>>10499762
It's weird if you're not alone and it's not your boy/girlfriend. Also, the blue background makes it look like Petunia is entering the house.
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>>10499118
maybe, but i don't give a fuck~

>>10500200
I like to think the hallway is a different paint job then room interiors.
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>>10497270
Nothing wrong with sharing headcanons.
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>>10500214
Is he fisting her ass? Or does she have a cloaca or what?

And good work, MT.
Subby satyrs with human masters is just perfect in my book.
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>>10497858
Super cute and lewd!
Based MT!

Pogo and Honey make a cute couple.
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>>10500353
>Is he fisting her ass?
I think he's just holding her tail while he fucks her cloaca or pussy.
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>>10497858
Love her cute belly bulge. Was Pogo doing it raw? How often does he come over to do it?
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>>10500362
>Pogo and Honey make a cute couple.
I think so too. Not MT btw. Any possible discussions to be had of those two?
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>>10500857
Well maybe Honey helps Pogo get better at cooking by tasting all of his otherwise inedible cakes, pastries and creampies, and they just went from there? Pogo seems to be pretty malleable
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>>10501679
I can see that happening. They probably met when he was over at SAA and having a cooking session with Darcy for food to serve the LA. And he is pretty adapt.
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I like to think Pogo would have be closest to a Golden age character. He has powers and he uses them for simple crimes like bank robbers or gangsters. He's also one of the most broken characters other than a few others, but he would much rather be a goofball hero with a huge smile and start a nice, stable pizzeria.
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>>10503352
Lad, you've been trying to get people to talk super hero's for like a week now. You had some success on /sat/, but it's not working here, and honestly it feels really forced.

/sad/ doesn't have to be all lewd all the time, but work it in organically when opportunity presents.
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>>10503352
>>>/co/
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>>10503352
>>10503408
I really would like to add to his talks but I know nothing of Cape hero's or difference between golden, silver and bronze age. And the last time we had this talk it resulted on talks of Captain Sweden Bun who bravely stops rapes by taking the rape victims places.

Sorry anon I can't add much to your super hero talks at thr moment. Though I did like the idea of Utah hunting down Gale at his rape cave
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>>10488632
Chocolate, every time. Vanilla is flavourless in comparison, and strawberry is just a so-so filler.
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>>10503979
Nice. Don't recall this photo.

>>10503943
I'd have to go strawberry, then vanilia. Though I do enjoy chocolate I'm all about the bigger portions.
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>>10504045
Cos its new
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>>10504157
Nice stuff man. You do good work. I'd like to see more of your Purity Quartz work. She's do cute when u draw her
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>>10504193
Thats OneOverTwo's art, and also I'm /d/ lol. just practicing other styles inspired by >>10489746 and >>10489754
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>>10488632
More chocolate pl0x
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>>10503979
>>10504184
Woof
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Hikaru is on a 3 month exchange program. Timothy Money sent anon one of his best girls in exchange for a hard working go-getter.

Naturally the exchange program has rules, but Anon and Timothy have discussed some extra clauses for a little monetary gain.
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>>10504832
>cuck shit
Already lost me, MT.
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>>10504229
sum1-Else, not OneOverTwo.
i understand the confusion, but you know...
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>>10504229
>>10504931
or at least i think that's what you were talking about? shit, now i'm not fucking sure.
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>>10505015
nah man, sum1-else hasn't done purity. where i like both, i've been into sum1's art quite a while longer.
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>>10504895
>Cuck
>A concubine
Are you retarded or something? Because you sound retarded.
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>>10505054
>Letting another guy fuck a girl you're with.
>Not cucking.
Even if it somehow wasn't, it's incredibly shit no matter how you cut it.
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>>10505130
>Getting attached to a CONCUBINE
Retarded or a "nice guy"
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>>10504229
Son of a bitch man, wht artists gotta play me like that?
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Reminder that there seems to be only one good cow character.
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>>10505384
That's pretty fuckin' debatable.
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>>10505566
Who else then?
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>>10505585
I meant that there's even one.
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Annie, are you okay?
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Chaps make for a great support.
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>>10505777
Teri's a support class?
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>>10505777
Trips confirm, chaps make for that gooooood fucking
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>>10505777
I want to repeatedly impregnate Teri.
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>>10506024
>Teri is easily impregnated by pre alone.
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>>10506063
Fuck that, every day of that fairy's life would be a cum inflation fantasy if I had my way.
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>>10505130
>opinions
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>>10504832
Nice, who was the girl that anon got? Also, how far did that stallion take that bun for a ride?

>>10505054
Are the buns concubines? Figured they were playing loose and fast with that specific boss but not sure if that same attitude applied to anyone with money.

>>10505236
Is that a bull pretending to be a cow? Also how dense is Shortcake to not know?

>>10505721
Not sure who the artist is since everyone is pretending to be everyone else art style wise so I will just say I love how you drew Annie in this, shes super cute.

>>10505777
Trips dont lie, but push to hard and its like she's going face first into broken glass.
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>>10506778
>Are the buns concubines? Figured they were playing loose and fast with that specific boss but not sure if that same attitude applied to anyone with money.

This seems to be the general depiction, yeah. I'm sure the boss knows about Bonbun's kids, but what sort of relationship they have with him, well who knows
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>>10507059
>I'm sure the boss knows about Bonbun's kids, but what sort of relationship they have with him, well who knows
If I ever get around to finishing that story, a very light hearted and happy romp as he tries to be best dad to his many kids. But there are so many satyrs and so little time to write.
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>>10507113
>a very light hearted and happy romp as he tries to be best dad to his many kids
This is best interpretation, and I hope to get to read it some day.
Are you the fellow /sad/fag who was in /hmofa/?
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>>10507190
This is some good shit
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>>10505721
Shame her head is on backwards.
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>>10507160
Yes. And I plan on trying to write a prompt for that very soon. Maybe using the anon going to the farm prompt that was suggested. The one shots though interesting were not grabbing my attention. and thanks anon, glad ya like the idea.
https://pastebin.com/8WhvFaBs
Here is all I have for Bonnie Bun at the moment but I do plan to build up to it when I can.
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>>10507260
So what are you doing here then?
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>>10507283
I can be in two threads at once anon.
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>>10507190
>those hips
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>>10507295
But why buns though? Why not satyrs or even drakes?
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>>10507353
Buns are satyrs.
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>>10507363
But they're barely even connected to the setting of Equestria. You could easily say they're just anthro rabbits. With how people write about them, I could easily be convinced that this wasn't even set in MLP.
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>>10507363
>Buns are satyrs.
Good one anon
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>>10507405
Well the same could be said of drakes.
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>>10507445
The dragons are at least featured in the show, and this is coming from someone who has dislikes all but two of them. If I showed you the show, how can you correlate these
>>10507113
>>10507260
to the show?
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>Its another of THESE discussions again

So yeah, try not to stretch this out to over 100 posts bickering about stupid shit and not talking about content you do want to see
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>>10507497
The characters are from Satyr Abomination General, an /mlp/ based general. A lot of satyrs of non-main cast members could potentially be improperly identified if spotted by someone wholly unaware of what these threads and the cast of MLP are, though.

Pic related for example. If you posted that just somewhere randomly 99% of people aren't going to be able to tell it's MLP related, and really, it doesn't matter.
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>>10507648
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>>10507648
You still haven't explained the rabbits. A lot of the satyrs can be explained by one of their parents being in the show at least.

There is currently a single rabbit that is a pet in the show. Yet, this single pet produces an inbred kingdom or whatever other idea. Also, that seems a bit obtuse. If I post this somewhere else, you would think that not a single person would raise an eyebrow?
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>>10507830
Meant to post this
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You faggots are always circlejerking about Darcy. Well guess whag? Now she wants in. Go on. Touch her. Tell her how much you love her cock, maybe she'll let you suck it before she bends you over.
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>>10509194
jokes on you, be his dick slave is my dream
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>>10504895
How does that even have anything to do with cucking?
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>>10505130
In that case, I guess all pimps are cucks?
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>>10505236
Who is the bull?
One of Petunia's half-brothers?
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>>10505777
Whose dick is that? Rory?
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>>10507190
Cristal I presume?
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>>10507160
>/hmofa/
What's that?
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>>10510464
Human males on female anthros.
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>>10510346
imo the only thing that matters is consent. Swingers don't seem to generally have many issues with fucking other couples, so I don't see why every Anon's going to be as pure as Cadance's fanfiction, especially when it's buncorp's ceo anon who has countless buns at his beck and call.
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>>10510589
I agree.
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Decided to draw up one of the Ariana kids she had with her father.
This one's her son, Theseus. He's pretty good with a bow.
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>>10514168
Neato.
What size is he?
Big like his mom?
Human-sized like his dad?
Or somewhere in between?
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>>10505236
Bull dicks don't look like that. I NEED accuracy when it comes to my lewds. Apart from that, I like it.
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>>10514190
Somewhere in between.
I typically imagine Ariana at being around 12 feet tall. So he still stands an imposing 8 feet as I was imagining.
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>>10514300
Makes sense.
I'd love to see some art of him as a kid being parented by Ariana and her dad.
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>>10507405
Don't bother. They're hellbent on turning the satyr general into a monster/animal offspring general, and they'll call everyone who does not like their extreme autism shitposters.
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>>10514332
Yeah, it's planned.

I was figuring he might have a touch of middle child syndrome, and have tried harder to impress. At least until puberty hit and he now towered over both his full sisters.
Whether her realized it at the time or not though, he probably got special treatment as DGA's only son.
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>>10514168
Autism
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>>10514332

"Hey, Ari, how about letting me hold the baby?"
>Your daughter stops staring adoringly down at the infant cradled in her arms for a moment to look at you.
>"Oh, um... I don't think that's a good idea, dad."
>You wave a hand dismissively.
"Come on, he only weighs, what? A hundred-eighty maybe two-hundred pounds? I used to bench that in college no problem."
>"Yeah, but now you're a lot, um.. you know."
>You smirk.
"Older? It's okay, you can say it. My feeling don't get hurt that easily."
>Ariana seems to pick her next words very carefully.
>"I just don't want you to hurt yourself, especially since he's such a wriggler."
>You chuckle.
"Oh ye of little faith. I'll let you in on a little secret, sweetie. Between your mother and me, I was the dominant one in bed, and she was a whole lot bigger than even you."
>Ariana blushes and looks away.
>"D-Dad."
"Don't be embarrassed, handling big gals is my speciality."
>You're met with a slight frown.
>"You mean it used to be. You're retired now, remember?"
"Right, of course, but some things you never forget. Like riding a bike, or how to get jiggy with a thirty foot tall-"
>"Da~aad!"
"Heh, made you bleat. The point being that I'm sure I can hold my own son without dropping him or putting my back out."
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>>10514861

>Half an hour later and Anon is in the emergency room of Ponyville hospital with Ariana sitting at his bedside.
"Don't even say it."
>"Say what?"
"You know what."
>"Oh, you mean that I told you so?"
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>>10514861
I liked thing.
Imagine it's gonna be odd for him, not having to to all the work alone this time around.

>"Da~aad!"
>"Heh, made you bleat.
>mfw
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>>10514924

>Ariana left Kimmy and Mera to babysit while she went with her dad to hospital.

>Kimmy grimaces as she looks down at the 'infant' in his cot.
"Eww, I think he's had an accident."
>Mera nods, glad that her sense of smell didn't function in the same way as it did for her sister.
>"You need to change him."
>Kimmy shook her head vigorously.
"Nuh-uh, no way! You do it."
>Mera stared blankly at her sister for a long moment.
>"I don't have any hands, genius."
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>>10515026
They settle on making their boyfriend, that deer boy, do it.
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>>10515026
How do you think he'll get along with his older half-aunt-sisters when he grows up?
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>>10515162
Probably fairly well. Living so far out in the middle of nowhere, there would be a very close knit sense of family and unity.
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The more these characters are described, the more they sound like the Sawyer family.
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>>10515162

>Aunt Lenora.
>"Okay, he's pretty cute, I'll admit. Though I am kinda surprised that he doesn't have six fingers on each hand or an extra head or something."
"Lenora!"

>Aunt Kimmy.
>"I know your mom said a bow was too dangerous a gift for your birthday, but what she doesn't know can't hurt her, right?"

>Aunt Mera.
>"I hope he leans to watch his strength before he reaches the terrible twos."

>Aunt Firginia.
>"He's new but smells like family. He's fine."

>Honorary aunt Cotton.
>"He's a big guy, my sisters would love him!"
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>>10515282

>"I know your mom said a bow was too dangerous a gift for your birthday, but what she doesn't know can't hurt her, right?"

Some time later.
>"Okay, so you outgrew that last bow pretty quickly, but don't worry, aunty Kimmy's got you covered. I know a guy who knows a guy, and I commissioned a custom siege ballista that you can hold like a crossbow! Careful though, it's got a kick to it."
"Whoa!"
>"I know, right? You could hunt mammoths with this bad boy."
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>>10514241
He's not called Biff the Thicc cause of hips, anon
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>>10514861
Cute story!
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>>10515222
>the more they sound like the Sawyer family.
More like pure autism.
>Inbred OC
>Monster harem
The general used to be so nice, but now people focuses on shit that makes almost everyone recoil in disgust.
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Sudden slowness.
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So a company specializes in making life sized sex dolls of satyrs. Which satyrs are the most popular? Which satyrs own one, and which one did they order? Did they customize a bit like Melody with size D cups? Or a shapely ass?

I'd like to hear anons ideas on this.
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Who are some of the thirstiest satyrs?
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>>10522402
Poor Bucky can never get a nice, cold drink all the way over at Sweet Apple Acres.

Abacus has been trying to get some for years but the stories about girls liking smart guys were false and boy has no game either.
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>>10521182
Didn't we have this convo before?

>>10522402
Mudpie, until she finds out she likes clam juice and a friend willing to let her drink until she is quenched.

Muddle; mostly because he talks a big game, but often sucks on salt.

Glimmer... In somewhat secrecy.
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>The small crowd of satyrs grind to a stop as they crest the hill.
>In the distance, Sweet Apple Acres sits like a shining beacon.
>Reinvigorated the girls grip the pull bars of the huge wagon and tug, their 50 mile march a mere stone's throw from its end.
>As soon as the girls pull their cart into the farm, they're instantly swarmed by apple satyrs.
>Every time they came, there seemed to be more of them.
>Lenora thought her family was big. But the Apples seemed intent on churning out as many kids as their bodies allowed.
>Shaking the thought away, she notices Mera already having a chat with Mr. Apple as several young colts and fillies empty the wagon, appraising each item before he hands Kimmy a bag of bits.
>He made decent money flipping them, she guessed. Saved them from being stuck in a noisy town at least.
>As the assorted produce, salted meats and furs are carried off, she pulls the chimeras aside.
>"Hey, Kimmy, Mera? I'm gonna go do that thing. You two go on ahead and start buying supplies. Me and Cotton will catch up."
>The two's faces light up as they throw themselves against their sister in a tight hug.
>"I'm sssso happy for you!" the snake girl rasps out, coiling herself around Lenora's paw.
>"Me too! Good luck!"
>"Yeah yeah." the manticore says with a blush. "Thanks...Cottonball!" she bellows out, punctuating with a whistle. "Come!"
>The bunny satyr's ear perk up as she quickly bounds her way to her girlfriend.
>"Yes ma'am?" the smaller girls asks.
>Lenora places a paw on the smaller girls shoulder, more for her own comfort than the bunny's.
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>>10524967
>"It..it's time. Come on."
>The satyrs distantly follow Mr. Apple, waiting for a moment when he's decently alone.
>Their moment comes as he takes an armful of newly bought pelts to their tanning shed.
>"Mr. Apple." Lenora calls out. "I need to talk to you."
>"Hmm? Oh, hello Lenora, Cottonball." the older man begins, not slowing his work. "Glad you found the time to say hello. How's your father? He usually comes out with you guys."
>"He's doing pretty well." she pauses, unsure of how to broach the topic of he and Ariana. "Just there were some repairs he needed to do at home."
>"Ah. Can't be easy homesteadin' way out there I reckon'. Either way, ya'll girls make sure he takes care of himself, huh? And tell him to visit his buddy soon."
>"Will do. By the way, I..I needed to ask you a favor." the manticore barely chokes out.
>He slows his work, turning his attention to them out of politeness.
>"Sure girls. What's on your mind?"
>"Well, I needed you to give me a...what I mean is that..." she squirms in place, unable to speak.
>Noticing her distress, Cottonball steps up to the plate.
>"Mr. Apple. Lenora and I have decided that is time for she and I to start our own family." she begins with practiced words.
>The man sweats and fidgets slightly like the feline satyr before him, suspecting what is to come.
>"However, as we both lack the necessary equipment, we require a donor. After much discussion, and with our patriarchs blessing, we have decided that we would like for you to be that donor."
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>>10524985
>Lenora looks down, her face as red as her hair, the older human carrying a similar blush with far more dignity.
>"Girls, I'm...I'm honored that you'd pick me, but I don't know if this is really for me."
>"Sir." the bunny begins. "At the risk of sounding rude, it seems to me you enjoy bringing children into the world. We would not expect you to support nor have a relationship with the child if you did not wish to do so."
>The man rubs his neck, embarrassed by the whole ordeal.
>"I'll think it over, and have a talk with the family. I'll try to have you an answer before you girls head out in the morning."
>"Thank you sir!" Cottonball chirps, wrapping the man in a hug. "That's more than we could ask for."
>The rabbit satyr turns to leave, tugging her lover along behind her by the wing as they head out to rejoin their sisters.
-
>Night comes and goes as the girls spend their earnings on the few things they can't provide for themselves such as salt for preservation, lamp oil, glass containers and metal tools.
>Through it all, the gaggle of young girls sleep restlessly, their nerves shot as they await when they'll get their answer.
>As the sun begins to crest the horizon, painting the sky a brilliant gold streaked purple, the barn door creaks open.
>All four girls bolt up from the hay loft at the sound of their guest.
>"Girls?" he calls out.
>Lenora considers ducking down into the pile of hay, waiting it out.
>Cottonball, however, is decidedly less of a ball of nerves.
>"Up here, Mr. Apple!" she calls, already climbing her way down.
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>>10525012
>Swallowing hard, Lenora follows suit, along with the chimera twins.
>"Girls! I'm glad you're still here." he exclaims as they crowd him. "I've discussed it with the family and-"
>"Hold up!" Lenora cries. "Kimmy, Mera? Privacy."
>"Aww, but this is exciting!" the more energetic goat-tiger whines.
>"Now, sssisster." her serpent tail hisses out as she exerts her will, forcing Kimmy to march against her will. "Show ssome resspect."
>The door soon creaks shut, leaving just the three of them.
>"As I was saying..." Mr. Apple says after clearing his throat. "We discussed it, and its been decided that I should take you up on your offer. No sense not sewing fertile fields, after all."
>Lenora visibly cringes as the joke, but says nothing.
>"For the record though, I know I'm just a means to an end here, but I would like to at least know them, at least as my kids."
>Cottonball quickly nods.
>"You've always been good to us, so I see no reason not to allow it."
>Lenora follows the lead of the more personable bunny, and nods in turn.
>"Well good. So when and how is this going to work?"
>"Now's fine!" the bat winged satyr yelps out.
>Mr. Apple laughs as he begins undoing his pants.
>"If you say so. Which one of you? Maybe both?"
>Cottonball shakes her head.
>"We decided Lenora should go first, since she would have fewer children, making the task easier for us as first time parents."
>"Hmm. Smart girls. So does that mean you'd want me to help out again later?"
>"Yes sir, if things go well. It would be better if they all shared a father." she explains with a polite bow.
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>>10525033
>"Well alrighty then. Lenora, if'n you'd like to lay down we can-" he begins as he turns to her, only to be greeted by an extremely red faced lioness holding out a small glass jar.
>"Not happening that way." she says bluntly. Just do it in the jar."
>"What?" he mumbles with shock as he takes the small container.
>"I just...don't want it that way." she grumbles, worrying if he was just excited over the prospect of sleeping with them.
>She beats the thought down, however.
>Mr. Apple had been good to her family since she was a little girl.
"No no, I don't mind at all. Shouldn't be surprised, lesbians an' all. I don't suppose ya'll could at least give me somethin' to think about then, just to make it quicker."
>As always, when matters of outside socialization are involved, Lenora looks to her little bunny for guidance.
>"Couldn't hurt, with all you're doing for us." she says with a shrug before turning around and bending over, exposing her tight holes to the man.
>With a deep breath, Lenora pulls off her shirt, giving him a full view of her full breasts.
>"Fine, but no touching."
>For several minutes, the man works at himself as Lenora looks anywhere but forward.
>Eventually, she hears him grunt as he finishes up, milking his member into the jar.
>Letting out a breath she didn't realize she was holding, she throws her shirt back on, as Cottonball lets down her skirt.
>"Ah hope that'll do ya, then." he says, offering the jar back to the girls. "And if you need me to help again, just ask."
>With that, he leaves them in peace.
>A syringe, a length of rubber tubing and half an hour later, the group of satyrs are pushing their wagon out Sweet Apple Acres to a small sea of children waving as a deep warmth burns in Lenora's womb.

End.
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>>10524964
Yeah but I really liked the idea. Maybe instead of a sex doll we can go with paralyzing potions? Would that be more lewd and degenerate?
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>>10526522
I think that surpasses being a bit of a creep with the dolls and goes to complete rapist.
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>>10526603
ain't no thang but a g strang senpai

Alternatively just make voodoo dolls
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>>10526676
>Voodoo sex dolls.
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>>10526676
I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse.
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Would Mistake be satisfied with a few spawn, or would she try to get Yuzu's dad to fertilize all the eggs?
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>>10526885
Ask Radiance, he's the father of all them buggers.
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>>10526913
I think Sunhorse would have issues with a horde of bugpeople, so they're probably not legitimate.
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>>10526522
That's rape, Anon. You raped them. Honk honk!
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>>10526885
I think she'd be more likely to start up a brood with someone else. Maybe some other changeling or [spoiler]one of her brothers, since the swarm(s) may very well reject them.[/spoiler]
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>>10527123
There are plenty of thread ideas that are issues, but I don't think that's ever been much of a concern.
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>>10527123
1-5 are "legitimate". They play dumb with the rest to avoid dozens of revolutions a year. Sunbutt still sends all her "not" grandkids birthday and christmas gifts though. Under a handle, of course. Who would ever guess "Granny Celestier" was actually a Princess?! No one, that's who.
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>>10528142
Asha's a good satyr. Who is she friends with. Her and Feather fill a similar niche.
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>>10529173
Maybe, if not the dga clan in general, Lenora and Kimmy and Mera likely. Probably likes to catch up whenever the make the long trek into town.

A reliable source of relatively rare ingredients turned friendship and all.
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>>10527302
Maybe she already did, and just hid her eggs among her mother's so nobody knows some of them are her kids.
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Early morning bump.
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>>10530021
I don't think Mistake and friends are on good terms with Chrysalis, so slipping eggs into the Swarm's nursery is probably a good way to get the young purged.

>>10529173
I could see her being pretty friendly with any of the satyrs of Ponyville, really. She probably actively tries to get to know them too, unlike Zecora who loves being all inexplicably mysterious.
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>>10532237
>don't think Mistake and friends are on good terms with Chrysalis
She may not like her friends much, but I don't think she'd actually hate her own daughter.

>so slipping eggs into the Swarm's nursery is probably a good way to get the young purged.
I don't know, but regardless, only if they found out.
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>>10532333
I think a bunch of the eggs being half human would be a pretty obvious cue. I don't think Chrysalis is in much of a relationship with Mistake's dad period.

I was always under the impression she just abandoned Mistake and her siblings on that Anon's doorstep, so I don't see them having much of a relationship with Chrysalis to even begin with, honestly.
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>>10532361
>I think a bunch of the eggs being half human would be a pretty obvious cue.
Only if Chrysalis didn't occasionally produce satyrs as well.

>I don't think Chrysalis is in much of a relationship with Mistake's dad period.
I'd imagine it's like an FWB sort of thing. Whenever she craves the human D, she shows up on his door and demands that he gives it to her. He doesn't usually mind, since he gets to fuck hot bugpussy.
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>>10532381
>Only if Chrysalis didn't occasionally produce satyrs as well.
>I'd imagine it's like an FWB sort of thing. Whenever she craves the human D, she shows up on his door and demands that he gives it to her. He doesn't usually mind, since he gets to fuck hot bugpussy.

I suppose that could sort of work, but I'd expect that if the bugtyrs somehow managed to put their eggs in the swarm's nursery, Chrysalis would probably just send them to Anon presuming they're hers.

Though I've always sort of figured the first batch would be the last, since I don't think she ever actually expected to get knocked up from Anon.

She'd better be paying child support though, cereals ain't cheap.
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>>10532406
>if the bugtyrs somehow managed to put their eggs in the swarm's nursery, Chrysalis would probably just send them to Anon presuming they're hers.
She probably would, so ultimately it wouldn't make much difference. They'd just end up as her new "brothers" and "sisters" regardless.
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>>10532418
>as her new "brothers" and "sisters"
Mistake's, that is.
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>>10532429
>>10532418
I'd expect it'd probably be a different sibling being spicy like that if we're being totally honest. Mistake doesn't seem kinky enough to pull off so crazy a plan.
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>>10532522
It doesn't have to be kinky. Maybe she just got pregnant (or whatever you call it when the eggs get fertilized in an egg-layer) and wasn't ready to raise the kids herself, but didn't want to throw away or destroy the eggs either, so she just figured she'd stick them with her mother's eggs when nobody was looking and hope nobody realized. It's certainly possible that other female siblings of hers could have done the same thing.
They'd just have to make sure not to sneak in too many eggs, or someone might get suspicious.
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>>10532888
Still, the logistics of traveling all the way to the capital hive, sneaking into the royal nursery, and adding some eggs is going to take a hell of a lot of effort.
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>>10532922
That depends on how far away the hive is.
She could probably just take a train most of the way and fly the rest.
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>>10534197
>"Just dropping by for some milk senpai."
>"B.b.but I thought.."
>"Ah its just some milk drinking, no lezbo. Ha, you're all right."
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>>10534197
So when are we going to cock the cockatrice and make it a triple?
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>>10534898
Soon, brother.
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>>10534898
Triple what?
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>>10535193
Eggs, bacon and milk.
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>>10535227
We already got a side of lamb.
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>>10535271
Lamb is more of a dinner thing, right?
Does Eirwen even have the restoration mastery needed to do what Honey does?
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>>10535293
No. Only drakes have regen ability but Honey was an exception because she was bitten by a radioactive drake sperg.
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>>10535436
Honey learned body regen magic just so she could cook parts of herself. The livestock fetish is 3 stronk in that girl.
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>>10534197
>>10534364
I just lost my boner.
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>>10537185
Hello shitposter-san
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>>10538498
Don't respond, son. Not even once.
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>>10538498
>Shitposter
>People can't be grossed out by gore/vore/guro
Are you retarded?
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>>10538820
There are none of those things in either of those pics.
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>>10538843
>Still replying
Cmon man if you keep feeding him he wont go away
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>>10539006
Honestly, I don't think he's going away regardless.
He's been doing this for years. No reason to believe he'll suddenly stop now no matter what we do.
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>>10539063
He's been doing this because people still reply and talk about him. If nobody paid attention to him he'd be barking in the dark and move on after a while.
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>>10539063
Yeah, but actively replying can only make the thread worse.
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>>10539106
>>10539123
Only if we start seriously arguing with him.
As long as we stick to pointing out his bullshit and leave it at that, it'll just be him making a fool of himself.
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up
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Dead
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>>10538820
Hello shitposter-san
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>>10541221
We're already demons.
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Today has been obscenely slow.
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>>10547570
Do you think Lyra and Bon Bon nursed interchangeably?
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>>10547658
Oh yeah for sure they did. It was a good way to build strong bonds between them all.
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>>10547658
Do you think they nursed interchangeably because they were close or because they couldn't tell the babies apart until they started growing hair?
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>>10548050
Herding norms.
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>>10547728
Their family bonds are unbreakable.
Even Mario Party or monopoly only makes them try to kill each other for like 10 minutes.
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>8 in 30
Bong waking up?
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Morning
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>>10550771
Goodnight.
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Live
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>>10538843
>Implying
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>>10553057
So do you think Honey prefers to remove the breast in question before or after she cooks it?
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We wuz ded and sheeit.
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Does Gumdrop feel self conscious about letting her true form slip in front of daddy, or is she comfortable knowing he'll love her no matter what?
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>>10554137
>that prompt

2weird4me. She can cook but that's kindof too much man
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>>10556787
Fair enough.
How would you feel about her still being the farm's butcher? Chickens and even normie pigs being fine.

The latter perhaps causing her to view herself as a human with pig features rather than as half pig.
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>>10556954
It could work. Got to have someone do it. Though I don't think they eat their pigs much.
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>>10556954
>>10557616
Because humans who has been in Equestria longer than the satyrs have and who is more capable of doing a butcher's job don't exist at all, right? Nope, this is Satyrville.
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>>10557731
Why do you have to ruin everything by being so insufferably negative? I don't even want to hang out here anymore because it's either dead or you're bitching about everything.
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>>10557928
Lad, don't pay him no mind. He's a proven troll.
Find something to try to stir up discussion. Or try to contribute by writing or learning to art.
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>>10556787
That's weird, but incest harems, inbreeding and fucking nonsapient animals is cool?

>>10558032
>You're a troll because you point out that humans exist as well
Are you seriously that damn sensitive? Or is there something I'm missing here, like someone made a headcanon where every single human who ends up in Equestria are all braindamaged and incapable of doing anything but impregnating everything that breathes, so satyrs have to do everything because all the ponies are also braindamaged and don't care about anything that's going on around them?
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>>10558242
>but incest harems, inbreeding and fucking nonsapient animals is cool?
Yes now fuck off.
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>>10558829
>"Darcy, no!" Gumdrop cried.
>"What?"
>"The electra club isn't about actively trying to spread incest." she chides.
>"¿Qué?" the dusky girl blurts.
>"It's just a friendly place for girls who already feel that special love for their daddy...or uncles, I suppose. A place we can talk without judgement." she says with a sigh. "People are already pretty iffy about us without us grooming other girls. Don't make it worse, please."
>The older satyr looks down at her young cousin, who's barely aware of what's being discussed.
>"Cuz, I just remembered that uncle 'Non's pretty busy today, so we can't visit. The fair's in town, though. Wanna check it out?"
>Ambrosia's face lights up with a smile.
>"Uh-huh!" she squeals as she takes Darcy's hand.
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>Honey works the butcher shop and spends the early morning cutting the first meats
>Undresses herself to be totally naked save for an apron for blood
>Prances around chopping meat while singing Material Girl as it plays in the background
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Bamp
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>>10558032
>those tits
Oh baby~
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>>10563902
Feather Heart will soon be drinking aggressively from them.
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>>10488632
I'm more into chocolate but mmm that delicious big and slightly hanging berries,yes today Im gonna order strawberry
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We fast apparently.
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Clop
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Back up
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Daughteru gives you a love letter. It's very obviously written with actual romantic intent.
What do you do?
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>>10571723
Take her on a date.
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>>10571723
>rape
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>>10571894
You can't rape the willing.
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>>10571787
What sort of date? Romantic, cheap, exciting?

>>10571894
Can't rape the willing. But the way you take her will have a permanent effect on what sex is supposed to be like.
So the only correct answer is firm but loving maledom ending in impregnation.
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>>10571931
>What sort of date? Romantic, cheap, exciting?
Why not all 3?
Take her to a movie she wants to see, eat delicious popcorn and maybe make out a bit during the boring parts of the movie.
Then afterwards, a cheap romantic dinner at a burger place.
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>>10571988
Pretty sure its been shown that movies and dinner are poor first dates. Focus is on the movie or the food respectively, not each other.

Take daughteru to an amusement park. Plenty of interaction, and all those thrills and adrenaline will be associated with her raw, new romantic feelings.
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>>10571723
>daughteru
Always with the nonstop incest. Why can it never be a satyr who is NOT related to you? You that obsessed with fucking your own kids?
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>>10572047
Yes. Now fuck off.
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>>10572026
Probably true, honestly.

>Take daughteru to an amusement park. Plenty of interaction, and all those thrills and adrenaline will be associated with her raw, new romantic feelings.
Interesting idea. Not something I'd generally consider romantic, but I guess it could work.

Honestly, the best way to have a romantic evening would probably be at home in a candlelit room, with something you've both seen before on in the background so that you can focus more on each other. Or just cuddle on the sofa.
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>>10572067
Well, I was basing it a thing I read a long time back about dating habits of people with longer lasting relationships vs those of people with more flings.
As I recall, the feelings of the first couple of dates cemented themselves into the default long term romantic feelings for a person, so people who did exciting things their first few tended to have more successful relationships than people who went with dinner and movies sorts of stuff.
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>>10572123
Interesting. I shall have to keep that in mind.
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>>10571988
>Then afterwards, a cheap romantic dinner at a burger place.
See this is how you do it. The movie before the meal, so that way if you run out of things to talk about, you can just talk about the movie and what you thought of it so as to avoid awkward silences.
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>>10572383
That's a good point.
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>>10558032
Satyrs should be very large
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>>10572771
Wrong, satyrs should be small and carryable
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>>10573208
I like small carryable satyrs.
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>>10573407
And thus began her life of worshiping his cock.
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>>10572047
It is pretty /sad/. Sure, I like to fantasize about a little incest sometimes, but here it's almost never-ending and often just plain dumb or feels forced.
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>>10573208
What about tiny oppai satyrs you can carry around while still having a convenient drink?
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>you will never give your cute teenage satyr daughteru piggyback ride
>she will never leave a snail trail in your neck due to not wearing panties
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>>10575700
The obvious answer is to bounce her more as you go.
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>>10575868
>she will never cum, drenching your back and neck in squash soup and urine
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>>10575957
Of course she won't, she knows good girls get permission before they cum.
So it's a long ride home while she tries to stifle her small, frustrated marish moans and gasps.
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>>10576210
I'd rather the soup never stop flowing. It's lewder that way
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>>10577784
All the better reason to add edging to her daily chore list.
She's always ready and dripping for you. And when you do take her, it's like a dam burst.
Of course, you could also go the forced orgasms route. Make her wear some subtle egg vibes at all times. She's always be rough, raw and absolutely soaked, but your encounters won't be anywhere near as intense for her.

She'll just wants to be a good girl for you either way.
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Here we fucking go again.

NEW THREAD!
>>10578193
>>10578193
>>10578193
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