Its The Haunted Hunger Hotel! 24 Rooms Left Book Them Now!

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Gascoigne

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Elvis Prelsey

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Sonia Nevermind

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Elias Ainsworth

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old man dabbing

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Spades Slick

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Sliver Queen

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If you're tired of replying to every slide instead of talking with each other, maybe you should ask me to host a first unlimited.
Or hoshitpost maybe.

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>>10481169
another old man dabbing

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Tricky

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Naoe Yamato

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Eric Andre

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small bi ready to try

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a third old man dabbing

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Lenny

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A giant dick

: )


important smiley face person with no icon

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>>10481169
more old man dabbing

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Suz

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Vibri

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>>10481247
Hey Eric do you have this one?

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Sami Zayn The Murderer

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POPPO

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yet another old man dabbing

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The Fantastical Captain Usopp

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Inkling

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>>10481169
a murder of crows

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I would like to thank the academy for letting me win and survive Mr. Bones wild ride. I will now take my award for highest endurance in HG.

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old man dabbing part 6

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Asuka the Wanderer

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A late Star Butterfly.

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>>10481169
Succ

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>>10481169
Kazuichi Souda

>>10481157
Sure, but who cares? I know she's not actually a bald old man in a Sonia costume. That's arguably the most important thing, don't you think? Maybe she came around and realized she needs my love in her life.

>>10481200
>Souda looks at her and says nothing. He gets clothes and sniffs her hair, mumbling something about how nice it smells to himself afterward

>>10481308
I thought you were dead!

>>10481169
Fuyuzora Kogarashi

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>>10481270
I had an image of that, but i didn't have the gif, thanks for sharing brotendo.

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>>10481314

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Check-In hour is coming!

>>10481285
Bet miyako knows all about that.

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.

Bitch, hold the fuck up.

"The Legend-Killer?" You cannot be serious right now. If you have to invent titles for yourself to make you look cooler, then you might have a problem. I told myself that I'd refrain from this kind of behavior, but when I see bullshit like the kind you're spouting right now, I'm sorry, I have to call it out. Please step the fuck down from your high horse and realize your place here. I want you to name some things you've contributed to this place recently. Actually, how about I do it for you -
* baited people with fake games, then calling it a "misunderstanding" because of the super funny 24 meme (haha!)
* prided yourself on being a "chillfag" when in fact you're just a pompous ass who thinks people owe him respect because he's a host of a code with 10 events (fun fact - respect is earned, not given)
* mouthed off to people you don't like when you don't even realize you're the biggest cockroach out of anyone here
* had shit RP
Seriously, man. I'll give it to you that you may have energized this place a bit with your hosting, but doing one good thing does not excuse you from the fact that you're just a lazy piece of shit out of his prime that was 2 years ago (!), with nothing to do besides grasp at memories that have long since faded away. Meanwhile, I'm here living it up, basking in the glory while you're sitting in the corner, shitting your diapers and waiting for some other OOC shitter to clean it up for you.

Fuck off.

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>>10481315
Not a problem my good man.
>>10481319
I'm ready!

>>10481268
fav!

>>10481298
Did the new season come out yet or can i go back to not paying attention for a few more months

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>>10481308

>Sonia looks at Souda with a confused expression.

What are you doing?

>>10481319
Where are the other old men dabbing? You didn't specify anything in the OP against that.

I HAD ENOUGH HG

I GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES
YOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
I TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE

BUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS
BUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT.

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>>10481308
>He pauses for a moment and then his expression softens
Alright Souda, I'll let you do what you want. If it'll make you happy I'll stay quiet about it. Anything else exciting happening in your life.

>>10481319
Good luck everyone.

>>10481322
>He chokes for a bit and then composes himself
A-anon, nows not the time for those kinds of jokes.

>Junko wants to ship with Souda

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>>10481319
>We have a Vibri
Stay based whoever you are.
>>10481308
So, shark teeth is still alive after all.

>>10481339
Are you from /b/ or something

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

ALL I SEE HERE ARE CANCEROUS RETARDS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW THEY'RE TOXIC IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS

THE ONE TIME WE GET A NEWFAG AIKAWA INSTANTLY INJECTS HIM WITH HIS INCURABLE FORM OF AUTISM. GO THE FUCK BACK TO ERP OR FTT OR GET DOC FUCKING BROWN TO SEND ALL LEWDPOSTERS BACK TO /B/ WHERE THEY BELONG. THERE'S NOT EVEN 10 DECENT RPERS LEFT AND EVEN LESS GOOD HOSTS

HALF THE COMMUNITY COULDN'T WRITE A GOOD RESPONSE IF THEY HAD A FUCKING REVOLVER TO THEIR HEAD OR ARE /CO/NCER WITH THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR UPPER FUCKING INTESTINE, OR A COMBINATION OF BOTH

I SWEAR TO BABY JESUS IN THE STRAW AND THE MANGER IN THE STABLE ABOVE I WILL END MY FUCKING LIFE AND I WILL MISS NOT ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES

NOT
ONE

ALL OLDFAGS ARE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THEIR SUPER COOL HG CRED BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR CYANIDE PILL

ALL MIDFAGS COMPLETELY KILL THE POINT OF HG AND BEG FOR RISK 24/7 AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF OOC ABOUT VIDYA

AND ALL NEWFAGS ARE TOO STUPID TO REPLY TO SLIDES OR EVEN WRITE ANYTHING MORE THAN A KISSU FOR RP
FUCK IT
FUCK IT ALL
FUCK YOU
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>10481332
It happened Saturday.

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>>10481311
Not yet, but I have to go now, so for now I guess I will be. Goodbye!

>>10481318
>>10481319
Give him my spot please!

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE YOU MEMELOVING PIECE OF GARBAGE HOLY SHIT WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET
IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH SHITPOSTING ON THE INTERNET AGAINST A BUNCH OF ANIME AVATARFAGGOTS WHO "ROLEPLAY" TO SIMULATED ONLINE "GAMES"?
HEADS UP BUDDY, SHITPOSTING AIN'T GONNA DO A DAMN THING. IT'S LITERALLY THE EQUIVALENT TO YELLING AT THE CHILDREN WHO LOVE GOING TO SCARY MOVIES AND THEN SAY THAT HORROR IS SUBJECTIVE AND THAT YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.
WELL IT BEING SUBJECTIVE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT SHIT STORYTELLING, AND US YELLING ABOUT IT AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT.
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LEAVE THIS RETCHED PLACE BY CHUGGING GASOLINE AND HOPE EVERYONE EVENTUALLY DOES THE SAME THING. MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO, AM I RIGHT?

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>>10481319
Wait a minute...why is my name cut off?
...I guess it doesn't really matter. The everything looks fine, lets get going.

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>>10481364
Thanks. Sorry for showing up late again.

>>10481364
>kissu

>>10481361
Cool thanks

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>>10481319
Get on with it.

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>>10481197
>intentionally creating problems for no reason and hoping the garbage collector picks it up
I don't have Java or whatever slow language uses a garbage collector installed, but go ahead and try calling main while creating at least a variable inside of it.
>using a text file to save values instad of a list or array
the fuck you on about

This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.

I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done.
Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.

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Mysterious Events Arise!
Rooms Are Shared!
Something Smells!

Rule. No hangout threads huh?

And what good was that going to do anon? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again?

Having no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does.

And you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am.

Every recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot. That's the whole point. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone.

This place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself.

Fuck you
Fuck your enforcement
Fuck your "Going to shit meme"
Fuck your shitty grammar
Fuck your shitty rules
Fuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do
Fuck your hairless underage cock balls
Fuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born
And Fuck your mother.

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>>10481349
No need to get so flustered about it ship boy. We both know you have been fighting the urge to broadside her for ages.

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>>10481389
Looks like I was still too late. My wallet's really gonna take a beating after missing two in a row..

>being this mad someone hosted over the Ride

You know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'm done with these shitty fucking threads. I just wanted to have fun with an event tonight and move past the ebin kicks leg meme but no, I make one goddamn post and I get shitposted to hell because of it and now everybody on the entire FUCKING planet is victim blaming me, saying "oh it's your fault people are taking advantage of you" or "haha umadbro?" Fuck this. I quit. Forever

I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS

Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming

Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come

Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger

and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD

HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING

I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES

and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn

EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS

YOU FILTHY DOG

GO HOME

FUCK KOREA

NIGGER COUNTRY

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>>10481169
Draco

These comments are more cringy then him. Do you even know what autism is?
First it's more of a spectrum, what people preceive as "normal" is considered as the baseline. Then people can go to the side of being more sociable then the norm. Or the other side of the more introvert thinker. Neither is "better" or "worse" then normal, just different. There's a lot more to the spectrum of autism, asperger, ADHD, PDD-NOS, etc. But thats left to a real expert in the field to explain.
I'm so damn tired of this ignorant shit on the internet about autism and other mental disorders. (usually what they mean to reffer to is down-syndrom, which in itself is disgusting to use as an insult)
"We're just joking man, it's the internet, what do you expect?" It's just not funny. I'm a religious person and can laugh about RNGesus posts and good religious jokes just fine. However just like with cancer, it's not funny when you're making jokes about people's mental or physical health.
Not saying "jokes about that stuff is wrong, period" But in this case it's just his stupid fad on the internet that is in poor tastw and purely designed to be most "edgy" and "triggering" like a troll post basicly.
Finaly if it weren't for these "autism" people. We'de likely be in a more primitive state then we are now.. From physicists, to silicon Valley, you'll find people who were born with a different working mind then the norm. Which made them capable of thinking outside the box on a level other people couldn't.
Next time you time you think about joking about a disability. Think how the very that you're using to post it is likely only here because of those people.

>>10481400
it's the jew

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>>10481419

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>>10481389
Man, ya think so super fancy hotel that rich people would go to would be in the city or somthin'..
>The Inkling walks in, as care free as ever

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>>10481389
Elvis, Eric, and El Champione himself.

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Tours are very popular here.
Man, I thought Vibri liked music.
Looks like Lenny and Sami have to cuddle~

>>10481419
Hi Ochako

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>>10481389
Cramped, but it will have to do.

You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.

I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.

Kill yourself

So let me just get this straight. You decide to refuse dealing with the problem calmly or politely, host over something incredibly minor as speed when im busy changing the game to anons angry requests and scrapping what I had planned entirely. All because these people who waited 8 hours had to handle 10 more minutes. and when I ask for why your only response is shit buzzwords, and telling people to go kill themselves all under the excuse of tough love.

I'm sorry kamina but i've put up with you and your little discord's crap for years now and nothing has changed it's only gotten worse
All your lessons have tought me is that there is little point to even trying, or helping the threads because what fucking use is there when you will get shit on and thrown back to square one for any mistake made. That damaging the threads and taking joy out of pissing off every poster here is both easy and more rewarding then hosting in the first place.

What kind of stupid message is that for newfags who dont even know where to start? Why do you think we have less and less hosts when hosting has been made easier and there are more newfags?
At least when I host terribly with shit gimmicks and a broken code people want to host afterwards and keep the threads going. whereas your terrible ideas make people not want to host at all.

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>>10481389
Ah dammit i just got back from a vacation, the last thing I want is to go to another damn Hotel. Alright, you guys better be paying for this whole thing, I already spent over $300 on hotels last week.

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>>10481389
Oh, thanks? Yeah Big Nose I don't trust that lady at all.

>>10481396
>He tries to start a sentence but stops himself before continuing
I'm holding myself back because if I want to sleep with her I have to commit to her. I care about her too much to just fuck her and leave.

>>10481434
What does a guy have to do to get some god damn room service?

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>>10481389
You ever do something really stupid and don't realize it, only to realize like...a couple hours in that you messed up big time? That's me, right now...and since I've realized how stupid it is, I'm just go--
>Right as Usopp is about to walk out the door, the door shuts right in his face. Cue loud girlish screaming as Usopp bolts away from the self shutting door whiles screaming about ghosts.

>>10481424
probably

>>10481400
I wouldn't even call it hosting over since the game literally ended when the thread was linked.
t. Previous host

This is my wallpaper, there are many like these but this one is mine, for whatever that's worth.

I'm not good at any of this emotional shit but with the state of this community and my real life occupying the majority of my time I face zero to no games when I'm here. The ones that I do end up catching... well, we all know the issue in that the traffic is minimal or you end up being bored after a few slides and find yourself staring at a screen thingken about genuine rp. It doesn't really help that well, more and more of the people I care for leave and alienate themselves from here soooooo...
Not really a lot to say, maybe I'll be around more when the people I care for are around more than once a blue moon and my life's less of reading a multitude of studybooks. But we all know that the chances of that happening in a short-term period are a tad bit farfetched.
So yeah basically, that's it. Goodbye and all that jazz, for those that I care about, peace and I hope you enjoy whatever you do here while you stick around, because it's hard for me to do so. For those I don't care about, you should know who you are, peace. Time to get on my giddy up horsey and get out of here.

Oh and Yosgay, Hikki and Cuckima wanted a callout so a callout to them. Make sure to give them a lot of (You)s when they come around so their attention deficit is getting it's daily fix. Thanks.

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>>10481427
>>10481435
I got lost, don't be so mean.

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>>10481389
These windows seem like they're stuck...

You want me to add something? I'll fucking add something. I joined a month ago. I didn't join because I thought this was a shithole I had to fix, or anything. I like it like it is. There's a nice cycle, I can be on in the morning where it's calm, or later, when it's active. I like the games, the games are nice. I'm going to keep working on my own games, but for the time being, I've toned it a bit down on the priority list. I'm not some pacifist, or anything, but people need to realize, you're not changing ANYONES mind with half an hour of text chatting on the internet. And you CERTAINLY are not changing and entire community. There's like, a hundred people here. More, probably. We all have opinions, doesn't fucking matter to me. It goes as it goes. And with 100 scattered opinions, it doesn't change in a fucking day. It. Will. Work. Out. The community might shatter someday, so be it, we'll stay in contact with those we want to, a new community will spring up, it's all good. We're not changing this one. It's not fucking happening. If the community changes, it'll happen slowly, steadily, on it's own. There's no fucking reason to complain. If you don't like how things are run, run it like you want to, but don't expect others to. If you're tired of giving, don't, leave, begone. Make your own community. I'm here to have fun, make a few buddies, enjoy the games, and mostly, enjoy the RP. I'm not expecting ANYTHING, neither should you. No one owes you jack shit, if you want to give, give. If you want to give because you'll get something in return, FUCK OFF.

Newfags.

Kill yourselves, you are nothing but piss in this cesspool. The oldfags were, are, and always will
be superior to literally who's like you. Everyone who joined past /hga/ is considered an ultimate newfag, and those who joined on /trash/ are the ultimate cancer who do not even deserve to participate in these games. Do you know anything about prom? Or the red wedding? The famous OFH/HGA rivalry, and how I ruined the secret ava weekend with a single game? Of course you don't and this is why you deserve nothing but shit.

Regards: Oldfags of HGA.

>>10481383
Do you even Dispose()?

Your broken hosthelper, what else

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little host? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rigging Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on OFH, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in shitpost warfare and I’m the top shitpost in the entire HGA ERP Task Force. You are nothing to me but just another entry thread. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me with an anonymous name? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Asuka's secret network of spies across the Steam Group and your tripcode is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mod privileges. Not only am I extensively trained in reputation destruction, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the HGA Volunteer Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit salt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, tribute.

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>>10481434
>>10481465
We will make for the necessary airflow instead.

>>10481450
no, it is

wow the ammount of pure autism in this thread is insane... The threads is like 2 fucking years old now... now thats had a long haul and everyone freaks out like your owed something but youre not, get your selt entitled heads out of your fucking ass.... 95% complaining probably havent even hosted in 2 years if ever, your all just a bunch of critters coming out of the dirty cracks and crevices looking for free rep by memeing about le evil copypasta spammers like a bunch of common street bums.

>It's an honest mistake that people do all the time with posts immediately next to each other. And, as a matter of fact, I did correct it.
>Oh, look, it's the thing that's exactly what I expected you to say. You didn't even bother suggesting anything to rectify any of my supposed 'blandness'. My passive-aggressiveness is simply a matter of being poor at wording issues without sounding like a dick.
>And your next line for your 'advice' is "kys". If you're not going to be even slightly constructive, shut up and fuck off. I have a standard filename system for almost all of my avas with the exception of Breakdown, it's easy enough to filter me. In fact, considering the sheer intensity of how greatly every single insignificant post of mine triggers you, it'd be a worthwhile investment to do that. Hell, I'd post the filenames just to help you out.
>Even if I can't provide financially I still help out however I can in the house anyways, and aside from sitting at this computer, I barely take up any resources whatsoever. I'm sorry for lashing out like this, but I'm even sorrier that other people have to listen to me sperging out like this. I try and be respectful and submissive but I'm in a really irritable mood today.
>Now can you please filter me and move on with your spiteful, hate-filled life? Because I'm not leaving, and I'm not continuing this discussion further unless it's you asking me for my filenames.

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>>10481419
Enjoy the nap, drake?
>>10481434
Oh well, one less food I guess.
>>10481441
I see now. You're afraid to commit.

That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.

>No Baron pasta yet
Shitpost better you faggot

Whenever I wake up and feel to pretend to be a cute big breasted anime girl. I get all giddy like a schoolgirl when I turn my PC on and travel to this website. Untill I see that Soviet is here.

Remember that feeling? Of being your favourite toy being ripped apart? Falling face first into a pile of shattered glass? Seeing pinapple on an otherwise perfectly good looking pizza?

That's how it feels to me upon seeing Soviet active here. Not one thing, not even his self-inflicted pity, not even his thirst, not even him butting him into conversations without a reason. Nothing whatever comes out of his autistic sewage mouth can be considered funny. Hell even the Germans are funnier than him.

The only time I allow myself to laugh at his shit is when he finally fucks off, together with Aussa and Kamina, the Mickey Mouse Social Club of the ''My First Circlejerk'' pre-school.


If you could choose between having a three hour long RP session with Soviet or castrating yourself, balls and shaft, with a rusty steak knife.

I'd pick the knife. And I'd hang myself afterwards just incase Soviet hands to hand me an AK-47, 20 attack helicopters, a box of grenades, a Roman shield and sword to assit me with the former.

>>10481488
How can you be sure?

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What could be doing all of this?
Ghosts?
Aliens?
Hallucinogenic drugs?

>>10481501
That is a terrible exaggeration

I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.

I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO

Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.

You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.

See you tomorrow.

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>>10481473
>do you even [library function specific to my language]?
No, I don't use your language apparently or I would have heard of it.
>hosthelper, txt file
that's an .ini, have you never seen one before?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INI_file

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>>10481510

You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

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>>10481501
Actually the I WILL GIVE YOU SALT one was one I made anon.
>>10481490
>>10481491
These seem new, what I miss?

That's too bad, because I'm letting you sit at the kids' table with the rest of your buddies - not that you have any, but that's not the point I'm trying to make here. You really got a blessing disguised as a curse here, as I'm fine with sitting on the sidelines and watching the fetuses here fight with each other and batter each other over pointless problems, whether it be some shitter trying to stir things up or drama that happened over 2 years ago. You'll fit in with the rest of these degenerates, wasting your life away on the computer. Under that mask of the funny-man persona, you honestly think your life has some sort of meaning, despite the fact that you've got zero (0) friends and can only ask "what's happening" on 4chan all day. Get the fuck outta here and stay in the playpen, I'll make sure you don't fall over and hurt yourself.

Dubs decide who I make a shitpost about

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>>10481494
Nap?

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>>10481510
Alright, i'm almost there...
>Sonia slips and hits her head on the corner of her bed. She holds her head in pain.
Oww!

One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends
Whenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork.

She dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"

She looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap
She took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans.

to this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw this thread.

>>9647830
>>9647797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZu8xj3lvs

>Kindred Hunter uses [Item from MH I don't know about]
>The party's Defense increased.

>Roto attacks
>-500HP
>Skeleton A is defeated

>Skeleton B attacks Roto
>-0HP thanks to the defense Bonus

Sugoi!! You're awesome Roto-chan! Thank you for the shield! Alright! My turn now!
> FIGHT | [**MAGIC**] | ITEM | ESCAPE

> FOX FIRE 2 MP
> FOX BIND 4 MP
> [**FOX FIRE RANDOM BARRAGE 10 MP**]
> KEMONO TORNADO ULTIMATE LIMIT BREAK 100 MP

>Rena used Fox fire random barrage
>Skeleton B is hit!
>-120HP
>Skeleton B is defeated
>Skeleton C is hit!
>-113HP
>Skeleton C is defeated
>Gained 500EXP
>Gained: A broken bone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG_U_z-dg_c

Hey hey, that was pretty cool what you guys just did... Hey now, what did you find Roto-chan, do you think it's impor-

>The ground is shaking
>REMNANT OF ZOMA APPEARED
>How long as it been since he has been banished into these God forsaken lands? Time flows differently here and it may have been thousands of years since Roto defeated him. He's unrecognizable now, just a black ghost floating above

"Roto... I was waiting for you....
"Here lies the souls of the foolish being who dared to enter this realm... A
Forever trapped, dreams and hopes are fading away, forced to fight for eternity in the arena.
Who can escape this purgatory?... Everytime they fight, the blood they spill... all used to worship the Hunger God, the one who pulls the strings of Fate: BRANTSTEELE.
And once I'll have gathered enough souls, I, ZOMA shall fuse with him and rule over the multiverse."

>What will you do
>FIGHT / ITEM / MAGIC / RUN / TALK

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>>10481514
An .ini is just a formatted .txt with a different extension.

Prove me wrong. You can't.

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>>10481510
So that's why this place has its own fancy Chef, they don't spend any money on the plumbing at all. And here I thought this was a nice hotel.

>>10481531
Nobody ever

POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!
XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO
DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPY HAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
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POOPY FUNNY! YAY! FUN FUN POOP

! TEE HEE XD POOP! POOPY! YAY! POOP MAKE ME HAPPY! HAPPY HAPPY P
OOP POOP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHDXDXD
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A POOPIE :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHGoHOUHHOIHOIAHAHHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POOP IN PANTS! NO DIAPER! THAT'S FUNNY! XDDD

OOPSIE! POOPY UNDERWEAR NOW! TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEE TEE HEEHEEEEEEESZ

WE WANT POOPIES! WE WANT POOPIES! AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH HHHHHHHH :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) AHA
POOP!
*puts hand in pants*
*sniffs hand*
hee hee... reddit! reddit the bacon!
/trash/ Anonymous Fri 08 Jul 2016 23:23:20 No.3979669 ViewReport
Quoted By: >>3979709
*raises paw*

uh....big....biiiiig...BIIIIGG!!

>*farts*

..........STINKY!! STINKY BIG GUY FOR YOU!!!!!!!


POOP!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHH FUNNY POOPIES!!!!!!!!!!!

XD ELELELELELELELEL PPPPPPPOOOOO

DOO DOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAH
AHAHAH

AHAHAHA FUNNY POOP! POOP FUNNY! DOODY WEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY FOR POOPIE! GOOD POOPYHAHAHAHAHAH CUNNY! AHAH XDDD

DDDDDDD
DDDDDDD
DDDDD POOP POOP POOP

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Star, what the heck.
Tea parties are killer.
Lenny isn't made of money y'know.

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>>10481547
this bait is getting weak, I just linked to a wiki page that says exactly this
and there is nothing wrong with that

>>10481531
Hosts

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>>10481169
kitter

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>>10481532
You could use it.
>>10481531
The newest of newfags here. I want to see how far you'd have to scrape the barrel to complain about them.

>>10481555
>inb4 dubs are not trips

Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.

What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!

TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.

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>>10481494
Ah....you're right. I am afraid of it and I don't want to go forward with her until I'm not afraid of it and sure of myself.

>>10481510
Jesus fine, I'll look at the spritework you've d-

>>10481555
>>10481575
I respect the power of the trips. No shitpost will be made

I only hate four people here. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc. etc., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often.

I've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that. I'm done bringing up the past. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that."

Don't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything.
Shitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words.
I'm not mad, I'm far from it. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game. Hosts don't have to host. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit.
Will I ever leave this place? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,
I
have
made
mistakes.
I'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst.

Asgore, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I forget about these games in 3 or so weeks as the best host, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don't hate you, Asgore. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most hosts in these threads.

I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Hoshi's ass.

You're as good at kissing Hoshi's ass as Adachi was. I don't know if you're as good as Colby though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I'm getting out of character!

I am the best host in the world.

I've been the best since day one when I started posting in these threads. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because the RP Master saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm an RP guy. You know who else was an RP guy? King Knight. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Knight is I'm going to forget about the games as the best host.

I've grabbed so many of Hoshi's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're imaginary. The only that that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six days, I have proevd to everybody that I am the best when I'm hosting, in the games, even in RPing! Nobody can touch me!

And no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little screencaps. I'm not on anybody's winscreen, I barely get far. I don't get to bring any banter. I'm certainly not on any crappy article on the Hunger Games Avatars wiki. I'm not on the poster of RigginsMania. I'm not on the beginning post at the start of the thread. I'm not on anon's host lists. I'm not seen as the best RP. But the matter is, I should be.

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>>10481563
That implies I actually read your links.

Linking a page as a reply is just the easy mode out.

>rubs nipplea with a log of LF's warm acrid shit
MmmmmmOOOOH
>I grab the base of my dick with the other hand and behind rubbing my cock to the thought of being able to play with LF's poopies without having to steal them from his toilet
>soon I am unable to keep up with the pleasure and my eyes roll back in my head as I nearly pass out from the shockwave of pleasure caused by my orgasm
I HATE MY DICK
>I quickly grab from the scissors I keep by my bed and begin mutilating my genitals mercilessly as if they had just insulted my precious LF and then when I'm done there's nothing left but a bloody hole

I hope LF-chan likes my new vagina~!

>I rub LF's sticky shit all over the skin around my new vagina
>Everywhere I've rubbed his chunky chocolate it begins to itch and zits start to appear
>I scratch them relentlessly and they burst into new orfaces leaking with shit and pus

I need more dicks!

>I take my severed cock and stuff it into the new holes
>I take everyone's cocks and beg them to shove them into my new cluster of pussies
>I rub more LF shit all over my body so I have more pus pussies to put things inside and feel good

T-theres no more room...

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>>10481594
Because that's all you're worth.

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moshi moshi autoshitpost kero~

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.

>not mentioned in a single pasta
Balm for my soul.

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>>10481562
Don't worry kid, I'll just go sleep in the bathroom like I usually do on family vacations.

STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.

EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.

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Hide and seek
Murders happen
Lenny does something useful for once

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>>10481605
Says the one who couldn't even write a proper hosthelper/autocropper

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>>10481579
And yet shes really committed to fucking your brains out. Or would that be crows nest? I need to work on my ship puns.

Wew, fuckin, lad, and I thought I had autism. It's great that you think you're some hero that's making a difference. Really. I'm glad you think that highly of yourself. But let me open your eyes for just a single second and ask you to look around. We haven't had a single host today as far as I know, and it's 5pm. Yesterday you said "I'm gonna host a lot today to make up for my lack of hosting," and then immediately starting shitposting for 4 hours straight as Shimakaze instead of staying true to your promise. You call that making a difference? Fuck off, pedo. At least I don't flaunt myself around and act like I'm doing something when really I'm just being as useless as everyone else. You're not making a difference on an anonymous imageboard, and most of the people here sure as shit don't appreciate what you do, they're just looking for the next reason to shitpost you. You're a wannabe. Go back to the shadows, because here's a newsflash, the only place people give a shit about you is on your Discord hugbox and DMs. And real nice jab at the suicide bullshit, by the way. Does a real good job showing your maturity.
Don't fucking step up to me, Kamina.

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>>10481620
Why the bathroom of all places? That really isn't sanitary, y'know?

I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.

Inkling's hand hooked onto them, tugging them down as well. She let out a tiny 'eep' as his erection came into view. "You're...pretty big," she commented, glancing up at him. Her long, squiddy 'pigtails' moved now, one wrapping around his waist in a sort of hug, her other tentacle moving towards his erection. "May I...?" She asked.
"Go right ahead," Tetsu replied. She shifted again, this time moving down. Infront of him, on her knees, looking up at him as she wraps her long, soft tentacle around his cock. He smiled fully and started breathing faster.
Her tongue slid out, long and narrow, slowly dragging along the head of his length, her 'pigtail' slowly stroking him. "Y-you like that?" Tetsu asked jokingly, breathing heavier and blushing redder.
"Y-yeah," she admitted. "You...taste good." Her tongue dragged along him again, tentacle still dragging up and down his length, ever-so slowly. Her licking continued as her tentacle unwinded from him slightly, mouth opening to take his cock in. Her lips curl lightly around her pointed fangs, making sure not to cut. She switched between slowly bobbing about half-way down and pulling off to slowly lick him.
"Oh, yeah..." Tetsu moaned. "You're good at this." She continued her slow bobbing and licking, enjoying herself. "Thanks, Tetsu," she answered inbetween licking and bobbing. She really was quite good at this, slowly teasing him.
Tetsu grunted. "Oh, yeah. I think I'm gonna...oh, Inkling!" Semen leaked from his cock and into Inkling's mouth. She swallowed it, pulling off him and using a hand to stroke him now, just to make sure he was empty. Tetsu let her do so, and squirted out a few little last drops. "Oh man. Where'd you learn to do that kind of stuff?"

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>>10481629
Stop struggling and I will make it quick, sliver.

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>>10481629
ERIC NOOOOOO!
GASCOIGNE, ASSUME POSITION!
>lenny and gascoigne assume embarrassing anime poses they both saw in a hentai somewhere
>a bright flash later and this monstrosity emerges from hell and immobilises Succ telekinetically

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Lenny seems to forget about the times he went to Duff's.
That's what she said.
Don't do that, you'll get crumbs on your bed!

>Kiritsugu watches the slaughter from a great distance. The crimson of the blood pouring out of her scalp makes him raise his lip for a brief second. He opens his carton of cigarettes, stuffs the cigarette between his lips while grabbing his metal lighter from the pocket of his suit. He flicks and lights the metal lighter in one go, his hand wrapping around the heat of the flame as the flame nears the cigarette. A soft burning sound is heard, slowly pouring against Kiritsugu's eardrums, closing his eyes and sighing at yet another display he'd rather not face. With the cigarette lit and his mind in position, Kiritsugu's now ready to finish the job, uncasing the Walther WA-2000 he had stashed in the briefcase he was carrying around. The briefcase made a slick sound upon opening, echoing throughout the ruins in which the man now stood. A magazine of six (6) bullets was all that he had, but he didn't need more than just two to finish this job. Clicking in the magazine and loading the rifle, he inhales once more, the smoke covering both his lungs and his eyesight. A calm and soft voice whispering just a few words.
Yet again, children who don't know what they're doing or what they're facing. There's but one solution...
>Kiritsugu bend his knee, leaning down as he looks through the scope of his Walther WA-2000, the cold floor depicting the cold-blooded murder he had just witnessed. He made sure the stock of the WA-2000 was stuck against his shoulder, forming a tight grip as his hand wrapped around the handle. He presses his right index finger against the trigger, looking through the scope, targeting the young girl's head. A loud bang was echoing throughout the arena and the ruins, waking up sleeping birds and other animals that had been gathering in the place that was once a place of solace, being nothing more than a place for sheer serenity.

>Kiritsugu peeks out of his scope's vision, noticing it was a clean kill. Squinting his eyes he noticed it was a single shot that penetrated the girl's scalp via her retina, through the frontal lobe. The hole gaping at the back of her skull, a fountain of red appearing as his cigarette was halfway through its length, a dim light being all that was noticeable coming from the emotionless man’s grimace. He awaited for a brief second, pulling his hand away from the weapon he had just fired. He moves his hand towards his cigarette, throwing it to the floor as he prepared for the final shot. He lowers his head, lowering his head once more, putting his retina on the same height as the scope. His finger itching as he put his hand in place to pull the trigger once more. The masked man was now in his sight and on his mind. A single click of the metal was all that was heard in the arena as Kiritsugu confirmed his second kill. Looking away from his scope, he noticed that it was yet again a clean kill, executed the exact same way as the small girl was left in the cold. Kiritsugu picks up his Walther Wa-2000 and walks away from the ruins, the briefcase being all that was left, leaving a memoire of what happened behind in what was once a happy place.
…death

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>>10481665
nice.

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>>10481637
I.....ok who are you?

>>10481592
This one's new.

>>10481693
Someone who wants the Yamato, you cuck.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE
LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED
LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA
inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>10481629
>Accidentally bumps into succ while in the elevator
Oh sorry man, i didn't see you ther-
>Gets fucking slaughtered like a little bitch

>Her eyes widen as the dagger enters into her body, and in a matter of seconds, she realizes the consequences of her actions. Her whole life flashes before her eyes - from the day she was created, meeting her friends, her family, and most striking of all memories, she remembered the time she met both the girl she loved, and the girl she hated for ending it all. It was a bittersweet moment, and at the very least she would be going out in a blaze of glory. Her eyes looked directly into Rika's own reddish-brown set, and was glad to have shared her final eye contact with such a confusing girl who had flipped her emotions upside down, and brought her into a world she hadn't known before. She stumbled back after the knife came out of her shoulder. Blood was pouring everywhere, and it was just like the horror films she had stayed up so late at night watching with her best buddies. Yuudachi thought it disappointing that she was never able to experience this with the cutie who had changed her life so dramatically, but it was too late for regrets. She fell onto the ground, well aware of the fact that her time had come. How awful it was for it to have been so early in what would have been such a long and prosperous life! But Yuudachi felt it was all worth it - she had reached her peak, and was now going through the sharp fall all the way back down. Yuudachi closed her eyes, took a few more breaths, then said what she felt was a fitting final conclusion to her life - everything was leading up to this point, and she finally sputtered out:
o shit lmao
>This was her last act, her last great moment in life. The sudden rise and fall of a girl who had done so much and so little at the same time. In her final thoughts, she began to have doubts about what she had surmised earlier. Was it really all worth it? Is love at first sight real? 'I don't know' was the answer, and it was the one resolution that ended her, as she faded from consciousness and onto the afterlife...

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>>10481634
They're pretty proper to me.
Why haven't you made a better one then?
Oh wait, you can't?
Not talking about JS here, I planned to do a rewrite in that anyway, which is alrready done

>>10481686
Talk about the little death.

>Adachi watches as the door kicks open, a groan escaping his mouth as he watches another cute anime girl stroll in. He looks up to the sky and mouths the words "why god?" before he looks down to the ground, a soft sob coming from the obviously saddened man as a tear falls from his face.

>Suddenly an idea comes to Adachi's mind! He wipes the tears from his eyes and stands up, then he walks into another room for a couple minutes. Loud noises can be heard coming from the other room, but suddenly they stop. Adachi then comes through the door of the other room, carrying 42 inch flat screen TV in his arms.

>Adachi sets the TV down on the ground and plugs it in, powering it on so there's a blank "no signal" pop-up on the picture. He looks over toward to newcomer and a smile comes over his face, knowing exactly what he wants to do.

>He casually walks over to the girl and stops directly in front of her, crossing his arms as his eyes remain locked on the supposed police officer.

It's pretty nice meeting a fellow officer, how's it been treating you?

>Before she has a chance to respond, Adachi roughly grabs the girl by her pink and brown hair. He gives a hard tug and begins to pull her in the direction of the TV, wanting to remove this world of another cute anime girl.

>Adachi lets go of the girl's hair and seamlessly transitions into grabbing the front of her police uniform, beginning to push the girl back towards the TV. He does nothing but stare at the girl, his eyes narrowed in nothing but anger and pure hatred.

I don't have a fucking ocean nearby, so I'll push you into the next best fucking thing. Stupid fucking cute anime girls.

>A yell of rage come from Adachi's mouth as he forcefully shoves the girl backwards, her head and upper body going through what seems to be a portal inside the TV. He laughs loudly at the sight and gives one final forceful shove, finally throwing the girl all the way inside the TV and making her disappear.

1/2

I'm a hardcore fan with Kingdom Hearts, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in TWTNW where I would often train with Xaldin in the Hall of Empty Melodies and help Vexen with the Replica Program, but one day as I was talking to Larxene, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with the Superior and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Organization, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Xemnas said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy wink nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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>>10481686
ARE YOU CRAZY?! I'M NOT EATING MY FOOD AROUND A BUNCH OF CRAZIES! GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THEY'D DO!
I'll be taking my food to my room, where I'll be safe!

>>10481698
Actually, it isn't. It was posted before and it's a parody of CM Punk.A very well done parody I might add.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u3lV2sf-aQ

Scroll to 1:40

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Man is he slick.
Sami loses it.
Lenny woke af.

Remember to report spam.

Shit, I did forget didn't I? Well, instead of telling me, even asking me what was up with that yesterday, why did you decide to be a pussy and just not say anything if you really disliked it? Really glad that you're so scared of me and have this image of the Might Kamina-sama engraved bud.
>We haven't had a single host today as far as I know, and it's 5pm.
Sounds like a HG problem instead of a specifically me problem?
>At least I don't flaunt myself around
As opposed to beating up on yourself? How are you going to ask me to step up to you when you're being a self-hating retard? I'd need to fall down several flights of stairs to get to your level.
>most of the people here sure as shit don't appreciate what you do
That's fine, I don't come here to be liked or appreciated, I come here to have fun. If somebody really likes what I do, be it hosting, RPing, cancer, or all three? Great, fantastic. And if they don't? Too fucking bad, not my problem. I'm not going to shit on myself because I don't spend all of my HG time being productive.
But again, all of this is just going back to how you whine and bitch because this is the solution to yours, or HG's troubles. Somehow.

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>tfw no one will ever write pasta about you
feels good

So who's the wise guy that shitposted under my avatar about shittalking Kuga even though we're on good terms and have always been on good terms?
I'm not angry or anything, I just don't want to lose any of your guys' trust. I've been asleep this entire time and when I woke up I saw that I had a Steam message about Kuga asking if that was me shitposting.

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>>10481693
Just your friendly neighbourhood succubi. Let me know if you need a practical on how to board Miyako at ramming speed~

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>>10481702
Anon, that's not exactly a small list. Also I've never seen this woman before so how would she be interested in me?

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>>10481646
Eh, it's easier than paying extra for it cot when I usually just bring my own pillow anyway.

I honestly think Suz is the only one keeping Ahri down. I mean, I've talked to Ahri before and she has more than enough RP to support herself in an RP situation. All I see Suz do is reply to Ahri with the usual "kissu" stuff. It's not like I haven't given it a chance but the more I see it and the anons pointing it out, the more I realize that it isn't really great after all. I kind of support Ahri and Asatroth in a way, yeah sure, you might call it a meme but I'm being completely serious. I saw them RP and I could really see them blossoming into a real legitimate couple, something we haven't seen in a long time. But the whole time there was this complete awkwardness because of Suz being a third wheel. I really wanted to see it badly. They fit together so well. Red and blue, tails and wings, their body types are similar, they can share a good discussion about lore. I mean, Suz and Ahri aren't even in the same faction in the games and they feel completely random as a pairing. It's not god tier RP that makes a ship, it's definitely not "kissu" and "I lub u bby" constantly either. Both Ahri and Astaroth have that nice flavor of middle tier RP that just might make a ship work. I personally thought it was cute as well. I don't think Suz will be losing anything much by letting Ahri be with Astaroth, so I think it should happen. Suz would be perfect with Junko instead. I don't know, but if Junko was still here, I see them being a great couple considering their similarities. I've asked around to people who've never been in HG images of Suz, Ahri, and Astaroth, and all of them said they saw Ahri and Astaroth being a good couple as a demon ship instead of a soldier girl like Suz. Junko might even see a bit of Mukuro in Suz so it's perfect for her to go that way don't you guys agree? Even if this ship continues, it's just going to be memed anyway. From the looks of it Suz just doesn't let Ahri bring out the full potential of Ahri's RP. Just my newfag opinion...

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>>10481665
>
>>10481738
>as the abomination fizzles out of existence once more, Lenny gets the curious feeling as if a part of him has died

*Alma Elma blasts in through the hole in the roof she created earlier, with a captive Yosuke in tow*
Well then, shall we Yosuke?
*She tosses him on the ground, and begins to remove her clothes slowly*

*Hits the ground, causing a mild concussion*
Y-You won't break me, damn yo-
*Notices you removing your clothes*
Shit! I'm not going to let you!
*Tried to run away*

*Alma Elma's tail wraps around Yosuke's legs, dragging him slowly back towards her*
*Yosuke is Bound*
Don't bother running, you're going to need all the stamina you can muster for this next partc
*Alma Elma is now standing in nothing but her panties*

I'm warning youc D-don't do this!
*Notices your breasts*
Those lookc Softc
>Guess I need some relatively lewd images nowc

Good eye there Yosuke. Do you want me to massage your cock with them?
*Alma Elma kicks her panties aside, exposing her moist pussy and hard clit. A light tuft of purple pubic hair decorates the area.*
Hehehehe. C'mon Yosuke. Pick your poison.

I'm not picking anythingc
*Shuts eyes*
Justc Get this over withc So I can work on my apologyc

You won't have any breath left to deliver it.
*Alma Elma flie up to Yosuke, and hungrily stuffs her tongue into his mouth. Her tail coils around, and after unzipping Yosuke's pants with one hand efficiently, hovers above his tip.*
Ready to experience please like you've never felt before?

*Yosuke begins to make out with Alma frantically. He doesn't answer the question, preoccupied as he is*

((I knew you wanted it))
*Alma Elma's tail descends rapidly, engulfing Yosuke's penis. A warm, sticky sensation overtakes Yosuke, as the walls of the tail begins to pulse gently. The combination of stimuli is very pleasant.*

*Yosuke moans from the added pleasure, breaking contact with Alma's lips long enough to look at her with hunger. He then pushes her down, proceeding to play with her breasts*

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The King is hung, he should've gotten his blue suede shoes.

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>>10481738

There we go, now you're getting it!
*Alma's tail begins to twist back and forth, and move up and down, jerking Yosuke's dick off. A sticky fluid begins leaking from the walls of the tail, coating his shaft and dripping onto his pants. A slight vacuum like sucking can be felt from within the deepest part of the tail.*
Go on Yosuke. Tell me you don't want it anymore. Tell me to stop.

*Gradually, Yosuke begins to thrust back, panting.*
D-Don't evencthink about it, damn youc

*The suction has now become very noticable, further pushing Yosuke's dick deeper into Alma Elma's tail. The liquid has now completely coated his shaft, and it warming up gradually, melting Yosuke in the pleasure. An orgasm is approaching rapidly*
Oh, getting into it are we? What about your precious girlfriend?

D-Don't mention her, y-you bitchc
*He clenches his fists at his sides, nearly ready to give in*

Oh don't worry, it'll be our little secretc that is, unless you want to bring her to me too. She can experience this pleasure too
*Alma Elma now goes all out, vicious jerking Yosukes dick up and down in a piston motion with her tail. The hot sensation of torturous pleasure is too much to bear, as Yosuke feels himself ready to buckle.*

*Unable to hold himself up any longer, he collapses up top of you, drooling pathetically*
Thiscis j-just once, okayc?

Keep telling yourself that Yosuke. You can come back anytime. I don't mind.
*The last of his resistance leaving, Yosuke ejaculates into the tail, only to have it hungrily devoured by the organic vacuum force. Every last possible drop of semen is extracted, leaving Yosuke's mind blank with rapture.*
Had enough Yosuke?

Muhc Are youc Satisfied now?!
*Yosuke looks upset*

Hmmmc
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmmc Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Waitc
*He shakes with self hatred*

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I don't see why Battlefield Hardline gets so much hate

Let'sc Finishc

Then how about I make you dirtier, slut?!
*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina*
I hope you keep yourself clean~

Oh, you're a mean one.
*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away.*
My dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade. Can you do the same?
Step One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved.

I'll do itc (It's not like I can sink any lowerc Might as well enjoy it while I canc)
*Increases pace*
You'll have to do better than that!

That was only step one. STEP TWO!
*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm.*
Step Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved

Mmmc That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!
DIORAMA!
*Smirks*
Bring it on, babe.

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>>10481748
>already have a pasta about me
feels weird
>>10481760
Oh, I get it. You're one of those people who always tries to save on anything and everything. Pennypinchers, right?

I got a norovirus infection. I never wanted to kill myself this hard.

Fucking post the Kamina x Ruby Gloom one already

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>>10481774
HELLO PO--Wait, why the hell am I calling the police?

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>>10481712
Let's see.
>Locking control in Firefox.
>1 or 0 replies before name
>Copying name twice
>black bars in the latest version (dunno if it's yours but idk)
These are the ones I can remember.
What is auto simulator. I have hosted with it, adachi hosted with it, both works perfectly, where is your pretty little autocropper/hosthelper now?

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>>10481755
>He blushes from the thought
Ok succubus, I know my way around the bedroom. Thank you for the offer though. Isn't it kind of strange that a succubus is trying to get someone else laid though?

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Lenny seems like he's slowly falling into insanity.

someone be John Mcclane for secret ava weekend

Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9/11 towers jealous. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole. Kamina had an idea. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure. Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him. Kamina took Simon and threw him against the lovely dovely wall with shit like butterflies and sunrises on it, covering it in blood. Kamina then grabbed Simon's buttcheeks, putting his p

enor into Simon's shithole, poking Simon's brain with the penis, killing it totally. Then Kamina got life in prison for third degree meurder, getting life in prison

THE END

Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it's water. Fuck it, actually, most of it's water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.
H O W D I D T H I S H A P P E N ?
A long time ago... actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a "where". You don't even need a "when". That's how "every" it gets.
...
Forget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something. I want things to change, I want to invent time and space, and I know it's possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. I just don't know when to start... and that's exactly where it started.
⏪
Woah, I paused it. I think there's a universe now. What's it made of?
Q U A R K S A N D S T U F F
Ah, that's a thing, in a place! Don't like it? Try a new place, at a different time. Try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier... but it's not empty yet. It's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.
<about no seconds later>
Great news! The quarks are now happily married in groups of three, called a "proton" or a "neutron", and there's something else flying around that wants to join in, but can't cause it's still too
H O T
<about ten minutes later>
Great news! The protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other! Some of them even doubled up.
<about 380,000 years later>
Great news! The electrons have now joined in.
Congratulations, THE WORLD IS NOW a bunch of gas in space... but it's getting closer together...

Fresh off the boat, from /hga/, kid?
that is if you can handle it…
You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here.
This ain't /hga/ ,kid.
You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to /ofh/, you daily show watching son of a bitch.
Me ?
This is HG.
Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that.
Braindead.
None of that here. You don't circlejerk. You don't suck Hoshi off.
It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on HG by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking /hga/ friends would circlejerk.
heh you'll see, kid . . .
heh I remember when I was just like you.
We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with.
heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer...
You can be anything here.
Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches.
I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways.

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>>10481820
>oh, right, spades died. oops.
Apologies, old friend. I'm sure karma will be kind to me.
>>10481824
>>10481825
Thanks.

Arakawa Hoshi is the director, screenwriter, editor, and star of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. He is a very well liked man with some great ideas.

Baron "Copypasta" Blade is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. he is very gay.

Sol Badguy is a character in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. Crawling in his skin, those wounds they will not heal.

Fyxe is an abomination in Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. Nobody likes her except for Furry porn.

Junko Enoshima is the primary antagonist of Pooh's Adventures of the HG Arena. She is a very evil warlock with magical autistic powers that can poison the drinks at prom. She dies at the end when based Arakawa Hoshi banishes her to /hga2/.

i get dates with your fucking big hambone mother each night you fucking stupid fuck. go to bed anon it's past your bed time. yeah thats right, i know you are fucking 10 years old coming on here. this is a big boy site, you fucking stupid shit head, now why dont you make like the stupid spineless pathetic weak subhuman little failed abortion shit you are and fuck off, punk? shit you should have heard the shit you're mom has told me over the week while i plow her fucking deep asshole, which is dirty as fuck by the way, im going to make her clean it and shave it later. oh man her fucking vagina is the loosest ive ever fucked too man, it's fucking nasty too, smells like roast beef. then again she is a massive fucking slutty whore, i could do alot better than her, but im going to keep fucking her anyway just to show i can. and im going to make her make you go to bed, and when you go to bed im going to drag her into the hall outside your door and fucking her as hard as i can up her shithole all night long and make her cry in pain and pleasure and im going to yell "you fucking slutty whore bimbo bitch take it" just because i can. then when she goes the fuck to sleep im gonna go in your room and im going to rub my ass all over your face and you're going to sit there and sob. know why? because i own you you fuck.

What possibly could he have watched to make him do that, 2 girls 1 cup?

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>>10481820
...
>Usopp just turns around and calmly walks away.
I'm...Just not gonna get into it. Don't think about, just don't think about it.

>>10481794

What does an inkling girl's butt smell like?

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>>10481812
Not really, lewd is a sexual lust towards something often exotic or even taboo. So what would a succubi be attracted to?
>>10481785
Less building destruction, felt like a cashin. Which is a shame because premise and the new stuff it brought was awesome.

>>10481667
I feel concerned that you'd rather direct that at me instead of Eric.

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!

You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, KICKS LEGS BACK AND FORTH, HERE I'M WAITING FOR RAMMY AND KAITO, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the trashcan of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

>>10481857
>>10481847

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>>10481857
Should've worn some Omnigogs.

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>>10481863
Ask Tetsu.

>Anon gave a last few desperate thrusts up into Bismarck now, his entire body moving with this need to rut her, to ram himself deep inside of the girl sliding up and down off of his cock. Every movement earned a loud, needy groan of pleasure, and once he felt her match his pace, and give ground in the kiss, he'd tilt her head to the side and bury his lips against her's all the more intently. Tongue coiling hungrily around her own, sliding along her thick digit and fully taking control of her's, pulling her into a hungry, and passionate lip lock. Every thrust into her tight clamping hole sent bolts of pleasure up his spine and-almost immediately following were his own desperate thrusts up inside of her twisting tunnel, each one burying himself balls deep-and each one also earning her a sudden, thick geyser of hot cum directly spurt into her clinging fuckhole. The first set of hot gushes were fresh, and painted her insides hot white almost immediately, and as she slowly started to milk out shot after shot of cum, she'd quickly feel his spasming dick throb in sweet agony, and pump her as full of jizz as he could manage...before collapsing back against the couch, still clinging to the lewd boat with both hands.

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>>10481857
>

All the people whining about their rp and legion the last 2 threads.
Who gives a shit.
"oh I'm shit at rp now because of hg I miss legion"
then fuck off to another rp group if you really aren't just shit by default.
it's just the cry of delusional, talentless, morons who don't know their place.
I know my place, I'm not sitting here pretending I'm fucking special.
Or maybe I might have a thing that might set me apart coming along, who knows.
All I know is that it doesn't matter till I do it, same as how good of an rper you really are doesn't matter, till you do it.

No that's stupid.
let me shitpost kamina, not for a legitimate reason, but because he doesn't give a shit about my whining, and just wants a fucking game.

Here's a fucking pasta to lazily copy
Best defense you people can muster
also tl;dr: don't be fucking faggots, don't lie to yourselves, and just do what you want.

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Hopefully Lenny's ensured for a therapist

>>10481863
seafood

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>>10481871
What's wrong, does the concept of a reverse tentacle rape scare the hivemind?

Aussa because he thinks he's too good for an entry level job like McDonald's while having ZERO experience.
Raven because I'm sure the classy games are rigged so the "Adachi never wins" meme continues.
LF and Okabe, also Seth because they type too much.
Hoshi because he tries to be a le epic bantz man but utterly fails at it, then tries to claim he was just baiting and we're retards for calling him out for his bait.
Yuno because of Minene. Fuck you, Yuno.
Junko for trying to cuck me out of my Touko Fukawa ship.
Yosuke for dying and leaving me alone in this world to fend for myself.
Rin for being 1.5 inches bigger than me.
Kamina for being a loli loving sand nigger pedophile.
Ta-class because of the shipgirl shit and her love for blenders, at one point I was sure she gave me ocular cancer.
Baron Blade for being the edgiest piece of cancer I have ever seen.
Kuga for not letting me stick my dick in Fumi, also for the "Seibah" burger meme. Fuck you.
Jo for being a Cowboys fan.
Dean for fagging a shit wrestler who would be a nobody if not for The Shield. We all know Roman is the real deal of that group, not the other two.
Yukine for being an underage faggot who thinks people calling his opinions retarded is him "working" them.
Bolin because he hasn't died yet.
Sunset/Rinoa because they refused to acknowledge my love for Rinoa.
This faggot in ERP that plays Minako in a way that's so fucking terrible, it causes me to want to rip my eyeballs out.
Cirno because HURR CHECK MY 9. Fuck off.
All the ERP cucks who come into HG threads to try and integrate.
Ramsay just for the sole reason he likes to eat asshole, which is really fuck gross.
Parsee because of that cancerous fucking lewd blob known as Ryouna. Fucking. Terrible.

Ask me some more specifically, I can't remember all the pieces of shit that inhabit this place.
>>8329741
9 inches.

>>10481874
More like Omnignogs, am I right?

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>>10481869
S-so wait you're trying to tell me if I had sex with Miyako you would watch?

>>10481908
>Ah, sorry. That was ooc because I honestly couldn't think of something to say in character.
>Nah, I just thought Eric would have been a better target.

JUST FUCKING STOP

YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF CANCER AND YOU ARE FUCKING SHIT, YOU ARE SLOWLY KILLING ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME TO RESPOND TO ME

JUST FUCKING STOP TALKING TO ME, I WOULD RATHER HAVE AIDS AND 40 DIFFERENT STRAINS OF THE FLU THAN DEAL WITH YOUR FUCKING CANCER

STOP NOW

<10 million years later>
...and it's getting closer together...
<500 million years later>
...and it's getting closer toget-
BOOM
I T ' S A S T A R
New shit just got made! Some stars burn out and die. Bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new way crazier shit.
S P A C E D U S T
...which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into
E V E N C R A Z I E R S P A C E D U S T
So now, stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things. Like this ball of flaming rock, for example...
<meteor hits Earth>
Holy shit, we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocks, and it kind of... made a mess, which is
N O W T H E M O O N
Weather update! It's raining rocks from outer space. Weather update! Those rocks might have had water inside of them and now there's hot steam in the sky. Weather update! Cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava. Weather update! ...it's raining. Severe flooding alert! The entire world is now an ocean. Volcano alert!
T H A T 'S L A N D !
there's life in the ocean.
What?
S O M E T H I N G ' S A L I V E I N T H E O C E A N
Oh, cool! Like, a plant or an animal? No, a microscopic speck! It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup, which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever...

Time for a preemptive strike. I'll probably finish writing this wall of pasta before Baron grows the two nuts his dad never gave him to deliver on his fucking post like he does pizzas for shit job irl. For some bitchass nigger probably living off tips, he hasn't fucking taken any HG has given him to fucking kill himself let alone any hosting tips I ever posted in a fucking thread. Now where the fuck do I start with Baron? I don't even fucking keep tabs on this motherfucker cause I'm scared of an actual physical reaction in my fucking head and get a brain tumor for storing that information. But I'll fucking try listing a few things off the top of my head in whatever order it comes in.

First of all, your fucking lower than Aussa tier Yu-gi-oh Charmer shitstain that you call an ava. "Heats up the fucking thread" like that isn't the most autistic greeting post I've ever had the honor of resisting to shitpost. All your characters are irrelevant shit that nobody cares about, and that's completely fine picking irrelevant characters, but when it's you, it fucking isn't. I don't know man. But you're like the fucking autistic plague. My mind is actually going white tying this fucking 3am crashing on two cans of monster, if this is your b8 to make me lose sleep it just might be the smartest fucking move you've ever pulled in HG, but I just don't think your faggot ass is capable of that kind of metagame.
Your games have always been absolute shit, and that's not a fucking terrible exaggeration. You probably saw everyone doing fucking gimmicks and decided to make up your own shitty point system, whatever the fuck that's supposed to be, comes off as a desperate attempt at a special snowflake gimmick nobody actually fucking cares about. What the fuck can you even possibly create that will even make the bullshit people went through to enter and RP to your games for your shitty points worth it? Absolutely fucking nothing. Your game looks like shit and plays like shit to begin with.

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>>10481929
I've seen that a few days ago

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>>10481905
Christ. What a mess!
I hope nothing bad happens while it's just the three of us here. I'm sure I can trust that murderer guy though. He didn't kill me in my sleep.
>>10481915
lmao

A good point.
Whats the solution when part of the problem is that certain community members are not good enough and set the bar too low. I.e. me and aussa.

You raise the bar for your own content. You rp better, you host more you provide enough content so the community as a whole are staying despite those few people.
Trying to reset the board clean by shitposting those problematic people out only causes more damage than intended.

People tried to shitpost LD out, what happened? A ton of people left over the drama and LD still remained, exactly what happened with people who wanted me out of hg.
The only way to improve the threads is to improve the content and I admit I have failed at that to every degree.
But I know for a fact you wont, because you know what happens when the bar is low and theres nothing but shitposts. What happens is you get people like me joining.

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FINAL 2
WHO IS GONNA WIN?
>STAR
OR
>LENNY
BET NOW!

>>10481910
>tfw not on this
feels bad

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. - He wasn't alone. - You don't get to bring friends. - They are not my friends. - Don't worry, no charge for them. - Why would I want them? They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The masked man. Bane? Get 'em on board. I'll call it in. The flight plan I just filed with the agency Lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you. The first one to talk get to stay on my aircraft. Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next?! Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?! Lot of loyalty for a hired gun! Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man Before throwing him out of an aeroplane. At least you can talk. Who are you? Who we are does not matter. What matters is our plan. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask... - If I pull this off, will you die? - It would be extremely painful. - You're a big guy - ... for you. Was being caught part of your plan? Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to know what he told you Nothing! I said nothing! Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught. Sir... What's the next step of your master plan? Crashing this plane... With no survivors. Mayday! Mayday! No! They expect one of us in the wreckage. Brother - Have we started the fire? - The fire rises. Calm down, doctor. Now this is not the time for fear. That comes later.

Magic! Smoulder says simply, with a smug little chortle. Her dick was already throbbing with heat due to her natural heat as a dragon, but most of it was a result of the massive arousal welling within her. She had a deep-seeded need to breed, and she could hardly contain her moans just thinking about what she was going to do with Shimakaze. Biting her lip while her thoughts wandered into lewd places, Smoulder's gigantic dragon dong pulsed with a fresh surge of blood, swelling the member to it's full size. The erection had the fortunate side effect of making a great big spurt of pre-cum spatter onto Shimakaze's face, right on her forehead, so it would leak down his face and mark the trap as Smoulder's good little cumslut! The thick, oozing cum was so viscous, though, that it would take it's sweet time rolling itself down her face, serving as both a marking and a foreshadowing of just how thick and spunky her real load would be~. Of course, using DMG's face as a seat while getting a blowjob from a cutie little trap only made Smoulder evermore horny, making her wiggle in place and moan in satisfaction.

>>10481947
L E N N Y
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N
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>>10481947
COME ON LENNY

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>>10481947
ONE HUNDRED SHEKELS ON THE HANDSOME YELLOW DEVIL

>>10481941
>Aikawa spamming pasta to hide the fact that he just got BTFO by Jude

>Listening in to the ambience around him, soundwaves are transmitted to Kiritsugu's ears. An audible scream and a roar of a hellspawn being the only things that manage to breach through. The man's lips fell apart, the corners of his mouth dropping as he shut his eyes for a brief moment. He knew evil had yet burrowed itself within his surroundings. A metal lighter flicked in the darkness as pale moonlight emitted onto it. He observed the the metal before reaching into his pocket, finding his cigarettes, picking one out of the carton package. Placing the cigarette between his lips, he lead the lighter to the end of it, a slick movement with his right index finger leading to a bright light in the dark. As the light shone in the dark, he brought the two together, a spark igniting the tobacco. Kiritsugu inhaled, burning up half the cigarette in one go, raising his eyelids, looking into the darkness above, reciprocating the darkness with his own eyes. After stuffing down the lighter back into his pocket, he brought his attention to his gun, a silver tinted Thompson contender. He raised the gun up to eyesight, looking at the flickering of the moonlight. The cold floor made contact with his knee as he kneeled down onto the surface. He stared at the briefcase next to him for a second, opening it with the code only he knew, revealing thirty-seven handcrafted origin bullets. Kiritsugu's hand trembled as he picked one of them out of the briefcase, carefully sliding it into the chamber of his Thompson contender. The man inhaled once more, a singular thought being all that remained in his mind - "A part of his soul. Lost in the wind. Lost with time. For nothing but a witch...". Kiritsugu closed the briefcase, placing it next to a nearby wall where he left a mark by piercing the opus caementicium with a steel knife that he gripped from his hip.

>While exhaling all the smoke that had gathered within his lungs, he let his eyelids slid down, a stare devoid of emotion was all that was left as he carefully looked at the cruel harmony encompassing him. The man noticed the gates of hell opening and realized he had to act swift as the evil that could possibly spawn from the depths of hell itself would prove to be far more devastating than anything the grail could ever cause. Starting to regain pace, turning his casual amble into a spurt, he mumbled a few words to himself, allowing his cigarette to fall to the floor as his lips opened and an unimpassioned tone left from the man's larynx.
If only it would change for just one day. For just one week. For just one year, but that's too much to ask. Nothing will stop the immorality that spawned in the hearts of these children...so all that's left is to end it in the only way that'll ensure nothingness remains.
>Sensing the evil was soon to vanish within the depths of hell, he accelerated time, not letting this chance slip. Moving at the speed of light, breaking both the space-time continuum and Minkowski's continuum, the man stood in front of the witch. Chambering a few rounds into his Thompson contender, he stared the witch down. He stretched his arm, his eyes being on the same height as the hair trigger, leaving no space for failure as a few inches were all that stood between the man and the barrel of his handgun. His right index finger twitched as a metal clink was heard. A single bullet was all that flew towards the witch, sculpting through her misformed eyes, into her gray mass, reaching the core of her brain. While the bullet was stuck in the middle of the witch's brain, he raised his other hand, using a spell with the name of "severing and binding" to diminish the part of his soul that was stuck within the bullet and replace it with an everlasting effect of necrosis, neutralizing all nerves and neuroactivity within the area

>Kuga shitposting again

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AND THE WINNER TO CHECK OUT OF THE HOTEL IS...

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>>10481979
>Jude
I'm playing video games, don't have time for this

>As the witch stood there, paralyzed, he noticed the gate of hell behind him closing. He saw how the little girl (male) was spewed forth from that gate as it closed. He looked upon the disgraceful creature and realized he had wasted his time trying to save this "thing". Noticing he had but three shots left, he aimed for the creature's head, firing all three in rapid succession, leaving nothing behind of the cretin's scalp. Looking upon the mush that remained on the ground, Kiritsugu kneeled down, staring at the fox-alike tail. With a slight confusion on his face, he stood up again, facing the witch. In an apologetic tone, he murmured out a last goodbye.
The effects aren't permanent... the necrosis will stabilize over time. All I can say is that I'm sorry you had to deal with that spawn of satan her(him)self.
>Kiritsugu reached into his pocket once more, lighting up another cigarette as he walked back to the ancient, ravaged building, where he picked up his knife and his briefcase. He gazed at the starlight above as he left the scene, mumbling to himself about what cretinism he had witnessed today.
When you think you've seen it all... there's always a spawn that manages to one up it. I fear for all of those that have to face anything like that.

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>>10481997
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

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LENNY!!!

you cnft see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you canft see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you canft see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. theyfre pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, ifm waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.

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>>10481794
I always try to save money when i can, i don't make much so i always try to go as cheap as i can, because whenever i spend a lot of money at once i usually stress out about what might happen if i don't have enough money to afford food or pay rent or whatever. I dunno man, i guess I'm just weird.

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>>10481999
>fizz

Jude has an automated script for spamming pastas.

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>>10481922
More like I'd join in and help you two lovebirds really give into your desires for each other.

<microscopic speck reproduces asexually>
Oh yeah, and it can do that.
<microscopic specks reproduce asexually three more times>
It has secret instructions written inside itself, telling it how to build another one of itself. So, that's pretty nifty, I would say. Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?
N O W Y O U C A N E A T S U N L I G H T
"Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food."
T A S T E T H E S U N
Side effect: Now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while, maybe even a couple of times.
It's a sponge, it's a plant, it's a worm, and some other types of weird, stranger water bugs and strange fish.
I T ' S T H E C A M B R I A N E X P L O S I O N
Wow, that's animals and stuff, but we're still in the ocean. "Hey, can we go on land?"
N O
"Why?"
T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R
"Oh, okay."
<ozone layer forms>
N O T A N Y M O R E T H E R E ' S A B L A N K E T
Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land! "Nope, can't walk yet, and there's no food yet, so I don't care."
<100 million years later>
Okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here? "Maybe," said some bugs, and fish.
"Eh."
"Eh."
"Eh."
<five million years later>
"Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to
H A V E B A B I E S
Idea: Learn to use an egg. "I was already doing that!" Use a stronger egg, put water in it, have a baby on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg. "Works for me."
B Y E B Y E O C E A N

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>>10482010
Congrats Lenny, you are the soul survivor of the Haunted Hunger Hotel, how do you feel?

>>10482024
Jude is Sombra
He's going to have a script to jerk himself off morning

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>>10482021
>support
we're trolling

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>>10482042
I feel blessed. Thank you so much for this opportunity.

>>10482024
It also proxyhops, check the UID.

>>10481996
It's Jude. He bragged about making an autoshitposting program. Don't fall for his "I'm doing ______ BS", because people who are really doing the shit they claim they doing, they too busy doing it to damage control that shit.

>>10482026
>succubus turning into a bat
But why though.

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>>10482014
Congrats and thanks for hosting

>>10482026
>He's taken aback by this for a second and then he realizes he's talking to a succubus
Oh! Wow....hm
>He's now very deep in thought about this
Aaaaaaaaah, dammit, I still can't. Anyone else and I'd be ok with it but not Miyako. It just doesn't feel right unless I commit.

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>>10482014
>Thanks for the match.

>>10482010
>Congrats Lenny.

>>10482063
How is it getting past the captcha?

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>>10482042
I don't even care that I lost, I'm just glad I didn't get possessed or something.
I'd say thanks for the game but...ho-how dare you make me go through such a horrifying place! I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!

>>10482046
What I figured, either way Fizz can feed all game and still come around so I see it working.

Could Goku beat Superboy Prime?

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>>10481765
O-oh I haven't seen this one.

>>10482086
It's not, I think Jude's just obsessed enough to type it.

>>10482086
He has a pass, dumbass. Figure it out.

>>10482086
Idk

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>>10482068
Cracks in windows. I can turn other people into bats if I wish, not forever though. Does make domination a lot easier
>>10482069
Even your own mother?

>>10482091
Goku would get his shit stomped, desu.

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>>10482054
>Back is patted with great enthusiasm

>>10482108
Passes can only be used for one IP. This script proxyhops

First 24
Only pass users are allowed

>>10482063
>>10482086
>>10482108
>reported it a while ago
goodbye pass

>>10482130
Imagine if jewboy was autistic enough to buy over a dozen

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>>10482138
Powdered Toast Man

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>>10482138
Disposable income Suzi

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>>10482123
Except her and anyone related to me. Your horny nature has no limit now does it?

>>10482180
I got something disposable I want to give you

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>>10482138
Mike WOAH-zowski

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>>10482192
Is it a Saturday night special?

>>10482197
>>10482154
kill yourself, Crendor

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>>10482188
A few, but its pretty high. Part of me wants to round up that little harem of yours and watch them drain you dry together. Im not sure what would be funnier, your cute face just before or at the end of it all.

>>10482216
Sunday Night Jackhammer Special.

>>10482092
How?! Guess we'll just need to post it more often.

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>>10482226
Oh.
What do I have to do to get the other thing?

>>10482246
Knock yourself out boss.

24 more

You are all loved

>>10482269
Shut up for fifteen minutes so I don't get sick by listening to your voice

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>>10482273
But what if I'm not?

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>>10482225
Jesus lady, you're really intense. I honestly have no idea what to say to you right now.

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>>10482290
But that only makes me want to start singing

>>10482299
I saw your mistake in the old thread.

AYO, YO YO, WHAT TIME IS IT

>>10482334
The only thing that'll happen is you either screaming or making muffled sounds of agony.

>talk about how jude is the spammer and how he's reported
>spamming instantly stops
HMMMM

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>>10482335

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>>10482312
You are loved though.

>>10482358
If he's got a proxyscript reporting doesnt do shit.

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>>10482317
I'l give you a breather then. Even I need sleep.

Night all.

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>>10482337
6:08 PM

You guys are okay people, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>B-But I do stupid shitty things
Then grab the problem by the root and fix it

>>10482370
he uses a pass.

>mfw anon
>tfw no face

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>>10482355
Okay, now you're just being counterproductive.