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HG
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>>10473214
I thought dead people couldn't talk, especially after I've killed them.
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>>10473216
>Looks like fuckin Zeal from Chrono Trigger
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>>10473154
She really should have just bought the cookies
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>>10473159
>butt wait, there's more!
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>>10473186
Thanks for hosting!
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>>10473260
>summons Lavos, destroying Zeal.
>Dalton likes this.
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>>10473198
Oh, so it was not meant to be drunk at all. I knew it, but I still took the risk! Silly me!
>She continues to smile peacefully, unknowing of the problems she will face in the future.
May I ask what this poison entails? Will it make me explode? Implode? Whisper it into my ear!
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>>10473237
>>10473222
>>10473217
>>10473211
>>10473206
>>10473269
Even though this was simply a test, I am pleased you all enjoyed it anyway.
>>10473219
Are you stating that he does not delicacy and prettiness? My my, quite myopic of you.
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Really debating on whether or not to pick up Nui
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>>10473310
she's already being done by nonon
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>>10473319
And Jojo.
>wink wink
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>>10473327
Fuck now I miss him ;_;
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>>10473333
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>>10473309
>It is not a poison. Anon's not that bad!
It's an indigestion cure, so run for the baths.
>You don't have long, better find one quick.
"Or else you will really be in deep shit!"
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>>10473309
God, I love you so much.
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>>10473319
>>10473327
Bit of a Nuifag, explain?
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>>10473394
You're not the first to use Nui in HG. Shit happened between the JoJo avafag and the Nui avafag.
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>>10473362
I am not certain as to what indigestion is, but if it's a cure then it can't be to-
>The woman looks as if she had been punched in the gut. She falls to her knees, clutching her stomach.
Aha.. this strawberry milk is really tearing from my insides. I dread to know what comes after this.
>>10473363
I wish i could say the same but right now you look exactly like my brother. You have no idea how much I am suppressing the urge to bully you!
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>>10473403
Oh, what did they fight about?
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Hipsters are literal human garbage
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>>10473440
They didn't fight so much as Nui went batshit insane wanting to ship with JoJo who already shipped with another ava.
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The proof of your victory has now been complete. Anyone can take and gaze upon who is the better of them.
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>>10473435
*Not wanting to get in trouble, the twins drag elizabeth into a bathroom*
>Go, go already!
Yeah, I shouldent even be here.
"See you around!"
*the twins soon leave Elizabeth free to deal with her problem*
>>10473448
They leave great stuff lying around though!
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>>10473456
Ohh, that is a rather unpleasant thing to hear.

So did they both leave because of it?
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>tfw almost popular but everyone has a reason to hate you
Kill me.
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>>10473553
I might not hate you.
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>>10473553
Sup Jinx
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>>10473553
This isn't the place to be paranoid, this is a bathtub.
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>>10473559
You probably do
>>10473563
No
>>10473568
>pisses in the sink
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>>10473601
Wait a second , that's not the toilet!
You should go
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>>10473601
I can't tell you if I do unless I know who you are.
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>breaks down
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>>10473628
>fixes you
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>when you want to pick back up an old ava but you want to start fresh
>when you want to start fresh but you can't find any thing that you enjoy that you would want to experiment with that hasn't already been used or ran into the ground here
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>>10473670
Hey, Crendor
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>>10473670
I jump from an ava to another avas
I have no identity
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>>10473670
Watch a lot of anime.
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>>10473448
Hipster is a term co-opted for use as a meaningless pejorative in order to vaguely call someone else's authenticity into question and, by extension, claim authenticity for yourself.
It serves no conversational function and imparts no information, save for indicating the opinions and preferences of the speaker.
Meanwhile, a market myth has sprung up around the term, as well as a cultural bogeyman consisting of elusive white 20-somethings who wear certain clothes (but no one will agree on what), listen to certain music (no one can agree on this either), and act a certain way (you're probably sensed the pattern on your own).
Suffice it to say, no one self-identifies as a hipster; the term is always applied to an Other, to separate the au-thentic Us from the inauthentic, ironic,Them.
You can't define what that kind of behavior or fashion or lifestyle actually is, nor will you ever be able to. That's because you don't use hipster to describe an actual group of people, but to describe a fictional stereotype that is an outlet for literally anything that annoys you.
The twist, of course, is that if it weren't for your own insecurities, nothing that a hipster could do or wear would ever affect you emotionally. But you are insecure about your own authenticity - "Do I wear what I wear because I want to? Do I listen to my music because I truly like it? I'm certainly not like those filthy hipsters!"- so you project those feelings onto others.
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>>10473610
I can't tell you I'm too embarrassed
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>>10473500
I'm not sure.
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>>10473736
Just do it.
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>>10473730
Can we both agree that the fake mustache thing is gay as fuck though?
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>>10473730
>t. Hipster cuck
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>>10473738
Ah, oh well, i would check the archive if i had a clue on what filenames i could look for.
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>>10473751
the fuck are you talking about

>>10473752
btfo'd
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>When Brantsteele loses your WW2 Code

Brant you fucking Jew!
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>>10473741
Fuck it
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>>10473670
Try something Disney that isn't Gaston, nobody gets run into the ground like Gaston
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DAT
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>>10473806
Not who I expected
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>>10473806
I like you. I'm sure a lot people do as well but remember there's always a bunch who won't like you.
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>>10473806
I don't hate you, dumbass.
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>>10473835
That anime was so disappointing.
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>>10473806
Enough balls to actually post ava when someone says post ava.
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Ship two avas and rate
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>>10473844
But, anon, all anime is disappointing.
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Beowulf! Running wild!
Someone host this darn thing already!
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>>10473856
Then why does the industry still exists
Checkmate 3D trash
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>>10473867
Because it's filled with weebs.
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>>10473835
>>10473839
>>10473848
Thanks for the support, I guess I'm overreacting.
See you in a couple of hours.
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>>10473860
Be silent, you fool. All shall happen in time, if you simply have the patience for it.
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>>10473908
You really believe that to be true?
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Skeleton God, I invoke your aid once again! Accept my bone as an offering; as a token of my faith!
>The skeleton tears off one of his bones and throws it to the sky as an offering to the Skeleton God.
Bless me with your power once again! Please. STEEL BONES have been good to me but I think I'm ready to move on to the next step.

Uh, if there's any other guys around that can give me superpowers feel free to just hand them over. I kinda want to know what it feels like to go mad with power, right now I'm just mad without any power. Except for STEEL BONES.
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>>10473882
We all overreact multiple times in our lives but remember that whenever you need help, your friends will always be there, okay? If you are in doubt and your vision is fogged, be honest with yourself. Take care.
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>>10473921
Golem better than Skeleton
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>>10473860
I'd love to but I can't. I lost the keys to my arena and I've been locked out.

>>10473927
Don't you have a quarry to settle? That's just what I imagine rock-based creatures do in their spare time.
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>>10473927
CRAZY FROG
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>>10473921
Who are you talking to? There's no such thing as a skeleton God. And even if there somehow was, what makes you think he would show himself over a bone tossed into the air?
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>>10473921
>opens coat
hey man i got the calcium injections you asked for, you're lucky i dodged the cops. dumb cunts thought i was selling heroin
you have the money?
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>>10473921
I think I know a guy that can take some powers away but not give them. I dunno, I haven't read some avas sources since ages ago.
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>>10473914
Of course. After all, I'm sitting here, dealing with all of you idiots.
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>>10473937
the higher your number the more cancer you are
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>>10473949
I fail to see how you sitting there makes us idiots. Mind explaining that for us?
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>>10473953
>not on it
Yes! I'm not cancer!
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>>10473921
I'm willing to offer you my super-duper-ultra-cool godmodding powers to you, think of this as a special gift from me to you Craig.
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>>10473964
you're anonymous, you're on it, you're the most ancer.
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>>10473488
>SEVERAL HOURS LATER.
>The woman in blue sways out of the bathroom. Her face green and her legs looking ready to give out any minute.
I must never drink strawberry milk again.

In any case, I heard a cry of help. I shall answer that cry by asking for 24 warriors once more.
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>>10473971
Remilia Scarlet
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>>10473971
Youmu Konpaku
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>>10473959
Perhaps by comparison to me, but I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for a reason.
>>10473971
Gishki Ariel
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>>10473921
>The woman comes from behind him, cupping her ears.
Ring ring, ring ring! Do you hear that? It is the sound of silence. It looks as thought the ones you serve have abandoned you.
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>>10473971
Golden God Donald
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>>10473971
Captain Usopp The Amazing
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>>10473944
Actually, there is such a thing as a Skeleton God. He gave me the power to turn my bones into steel and I haven't seen him since, I guess I have to continue proving myself worthy or some shit like that. And, I dunno, I like to think my bones are fairly valuable.

>>10473946
Calcium injections? I didn't even know you could get those, so I certainly didn't ask for them...
>The skeleton's eyes shift left and right (who knows how) to check for any cops. He then leans close into his ear, whispering...
no, I don't have any money, but I would like to have them anyways.

>>10473947
Taking away powers? I've only got the one power dude, that's definitely somebody I don't want to meet. I want to be given strength, not have it taken away.

>>10473953
Huh. I'm pretty high up there. Can't we say the lower they are the more cancer? I don't have anything against them, I just don't want to be the 14th highest cancer here.

>>10473966
And I willing to accept then! But way, my MORALS and ETHICS...
>Craig considers his MORALS and ETHICS. Would taking such a great power be unfair to those he would encounter in the future? Would it cheapen the feeling of accomplishment he gets when he successfully kills another tribute with what little power he has? As he considers his MORALS and ETHICS he remembers something...
oh yeah, I don't have any. Powers please!
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>>10473971
Emi
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>>10473971
Asuka the Wanderer
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>>10473971
Kumagawa
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>>10473971
Araragi Karen
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>>10473971
Fujiwara no Fumokou

>long time, no see. Welcome back, lady in blue.
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>>10473949
We'll see who's the idiot by the end of this, lady.
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>>10473971
Illidan Stormrage
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>>10473990
fucking hell craig we discussed this two days ago why would you fuck me like this?
>injects self with calcium, becoming the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES
listen here you fucking manlet if you don't give me the twenty dollars i discussed i will fuck you up
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>>10473971
Craig

>>10473982
What? Shut up! I haven't been abandoned, the Skeleton God is obviously just testing my resolve or whatever.
>The skeleton sighs.
Eh, I shouldn't let you bother me. What sort of fool thinks the sound of silence imitates that of a bell ringing? That's like, the opposite of silence.
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>>10474008
Oh, no, you really don't have to, I already know it's you.
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>>10473971
Beowulf

>Well count me in!
>It's Beowulf time!!!
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>>10474004
>not the first post from this IP
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>>10473990
You can turn your bones into steel? That doesn't seem very useful to me. You might be able to stop a normal blade, but my Roukanken will still slice right through you.
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>>10473971
Nui
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>>10473990
Cut the crap Craig if anything you're morally corrupt that's what, and the the corrupt is something I can't transfer my power to. Lessen the fact that you'll probably use it to reignite the great Skeleton war or something.
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Eleven more if you will.

>>10474019
Oh ye of misplaced faith. Have you ever heard of a telephone? I was mimicking that and no one answered. Sad for you!
>She looks up for the sky for a sigh, any sigh to see if anything is there.
My condolences, core of a man.
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>>10474050
le nazi frog filler Xxd
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>>10474016
WOAH!
>Craig backs up slowly, raising his arms defensively as the anon bulks up and becomes the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES. Biting his fist, Craig nods his head.
Alright, alright. Twenty dollars, was it? Let me just...
>Craig fishes around inside of his rib cage and pulls out a roll of fifty dollar notes. He offers one of the notes to the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES.
You got change for a fifty?

>>10474033
Well, okay, maybe it isn't meant to be useful against little ghost girls with katanas that have been folded over six gorillian times to slice through any material imaginable. Alright? M-maybe, y'know, it's just for those regular swords like you said? Okay. So...so don't say things like that.

>>10474044
Ahem.
>Craig puts his hands out flat towards Ronald, as if expecting for something to be dropped in them.
Powers please! I said please. My intentions shouldn't matter once I say please.

>>10474050
Oh. Well, f-fair enough then. I'm telling you though it's not misplaced faith, He showed Himself to me before and He will do so again. It's just a matter of time, alright? Don't go offering your empty condolences to me yet.
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>>10473971
Lord Beerus
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>>10474050
Animu Hitler
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>>10474050
Deku
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>>10474033
>>10474067
>STEEL BONES VS GHOST SWORD
>WHO WILL WIN IN THIS EPIC CLASH OF THE whatever ectect
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>>10474050
Nothing here
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>>10474050
Bellona
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>>10473971
Adachi
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>>10474067
Your faith in it is both admirable and sad! One would think he would've shown by now. Ah! Maybe I should be looking elsewhere!
>Getting down on all fours, she looks intensely to the ground and then presses her ear to it.
Aha! I think I hear something!
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>>10474067
Just pulling balloons out of my own ass.
>He zaps the essence of his ungodly power at Craig.
'Course you could borrow my power.
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>>10474067
My sword was not "folded over six gorillian times". It was forged by youkai. And the things that can not be cut by it are almost non existant!
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>>10473971
Literally me
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>>10474050
Yomika
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>>10474050
Some guy i forget the name of
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>>10474050
Chocodach
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>>10474108
Nigga, it's two letters and a number. How hard is it to remember?
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>>10474050
Magane
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The journey was long and boring, but we managed to finally get 24 warriors! Should I wait for someone to swap in the only person that's late or forget about them.
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>>10474075
As much as I'd like to think that I'd win, I'm a bit of a realist. Yeah sure, maybe I'd throw her around, give her a black eye or two and break her arm but ultimately she's got some fancy schmancy "ghost sword" that can cut through steel. What chance do I stand?

>>10474092
Maybe it's Satan's call you hear, beckoning you forth to his infernal realm to make you suffer for mocking another man's religion. What religion, you might ask? Uhhh...skeleton religion.

>>10474093
Shit, hell yeah! Let it all into me!
>As Ronald's power flows into the skeleton's bones, he begins to shiver. The shivering soon becomes full convulsion as his bones rattle together, overflowing with Ronald's raw power. Unable to take it, the skeleton's skull soon explodes. He respawns.
Frick...I don't think my bony vessel is ready for such power yet...

>>10474094
Forged by Youkai and folded over six gorillian times. Same difference, because at the end of the day it's BULLSHIT! Why the heck are a bunch of dumbass ghosts going around forging you swords and leaving me in the dark? It's not fair! As the best form of undeath they owe it to us to be our servants.
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>>10474138
>the fucking pepe filler will win

A-ahah, good joke, right?
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>>10474108
Filthy Favours for fucking free.
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Begin immediately I shall! I do hope the one I use is good. Maybe there's a valid reason as to why no one else does.
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>>10474142
No, no, I actually hear something!
>With her head still to the ground, she stretches her arm and beckons the skeleton. Why don't you come listen to it with me?
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>>10474067
lol fuck do i look like a cash register to you? i just sell the drugs kid, i don't exchange the money for some nipnong coins
>takes the money and hands twelve (12) calcium injects and a diamond to the skeleton
i'm a generous MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES. take my gifts and do not try to fuck me again
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>>10474142
Not all youkai are the same... Just because I'm half ghost doesn't mean my sword was forged by ghosts. If you don't like it, then fi d a youkai blacksmith to forge one for you. Then again, you loom like you couldn't handle a fight with an actual swordsman. So it would just be a waste in the end.
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>>10474108
Criminal Crusades Costing Negligible Currency
C4N
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>>10474172
Unironically nice rp
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>>10474162
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>>10474142
Crap. Try some of my dark energy. It's leaner and would probably match your style.

>Ronald converges a 'wee bit of his dark energy towards Craig.

I promise you won't convulse into a pile bone-matter with my diet-dark power.
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>>10474184
Well he wasn't wrong when he said i wasn't prepared...
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>>10474184
>just noticed that nothing here was a jew

WOAH
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>>10474162
>Paladin Adachi
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>>10474184
One would think the core of a man would be free of men's desires. Tonight proves that to be very much untrue. Being eaten alive sounds like a truly horrible end. I wonder how it must feel.
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>>10474183
>the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES nods in appreciation, handing the anon a calcium injection for his kindness
for you, i grant a single drug for your bone. you will have double the gains and twice the bitches, but only if you reply "SUCK MY BONER" to this post
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>>10474199
N-no thanks
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>>10474197
I-I WAS LYING ABOUT BEING THE SON OF A GOD! I-I SWEAR! PL-PLEASE GOD UNTIE ME! I DON'T WANNA BE DEMON FOOOOOD! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIEEEE!
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>>10474197
Aha! I have located a mistake! One would think being eaten alive would end someone but alas, he's still there. Let's see if the others that got eaten will still live.
>>10474193
The face you're making seems to be fearful. However I have no clue what a paladin is. Does it have something to do with temples?
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>>10474197
Wait, we had what kind of moment?! I thought we were just hanging out. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding!
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>>10474162
A Bard? I can do Bard! I'm already a master xylophone player so I've got a bit of a leg-up in this class.

>>10474171
I swear to Skeleton God if this is a trick...
>The skeleton follows suit, getting on all fours and pressing the side of his skull against the ground.

>>10474172
Sure MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES, whatever you say man.
>With a shaky hand the skeleton grabs the calcium injections from the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES and stashes them inside of his rib cage. He places the diamond within his eye socket.
Calcium injections. Huh. Since I'm already a man of 206 bones, will I become stronger than you?

>>10474173
You're one to speak, you look like a gentle wind would blow you away! I'll just have to show you how wrong you are. Where do I find these blacksmiths?

>>10474184
DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME WITH THAT FEATHER! I'm just here so I can joke about "hanging around," I'm not about to get killed by no goddmaned phoenix down!

>>10474185
>Craig's body has a much easier time accepting Ronald's power, the energy infusing itself with his bones.
Sweet! What sorta stuff can I do with this kind of power?
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>>10474197
Look lady, I know skeletons make jokes about having boners all the time but we really don't have a way to have sex. It's all j- oh look at that, she's breaking my spine
>The streetwalker skips past the "seducing" stage and decides to just snap the skeleton's spine instead.
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>>10474199
give me my calcium injections back then, i need them to ascend to my FINAL FORM
MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES
>>10474219
i doubt it, no man has even come close to getting as strong as i am. you may try, but there is certainly no guarantee you will
you are indeed a manlet after all, there's no doubt your SKELETON GAINS can match my BONELY PHYSIQUE
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>>10474216
Fire is so much better when it is blue. I hope whoever is using it somehow made it to be that way.
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>>10474207
>>10474234
>the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES fucks up and stubs his toe while speaking, accidentally linking to himself
fucking skeletons and their shit gains
zyzz please save me
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>>10474184
>>10474219
『Oh right, I just remembered how it works now! It's been a while since I've played any games but healing items deal damage to the undead, don't they?』
>Kumagawa nods, making a mental note to stock up on more potions for such a fight.
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>>10474216
I'm a little busy dealing with an annoying skeleton so these rats will have to do for now.

>>10474219
You can find them in Gensokyo. Finding a way to Gensokyo will not be easy though. And before you ask, no. I will not tell you how to find a way there. You'll have to find it yourself.
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>>10474242
Our remaining warriors are the best of the best! With all of their various skills and advantages, who can be able to face any of them?
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>>10474219
Necromancy, Shadow Manipulation, Shadow Generation, Dark Manipulation, Dark Based attacks. Dark shit: It ain't nothing planetary, but you could probably level a city by summoning a dark army or shooting dark beams. All of this pales in comparison with what you could do with the full serving.
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>>10474219
Shh! Do you hear that?
>Crawling towards him, her smile takes on a smugger look as she goes right up to where his ears should be.
It is the sound of silence.
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>>10474216
Where's that... cat lady when you need her...
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[Pun]
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>>10474273
fucking
CARLOOOOOOOOSSSSS
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>>10474260
My words must have led you into a false sense of security. Mission success!
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>>10474283
I have heard of how dangerous shadows can be but never encountered my own. I wonder what she would be like.
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>>10474234
Manlet? I don't work on cultivating my skeleton every frickin' day, downing twenty plus bottles of high calcium milk EVERY FRICKIN' DAY only for some frickin' drug dealing goon to call me a manlet!
>The skeleton grabs hold of two calcium injections and plunges them into his skull to get an immediate dosage of calcium goodness. His bones begin to bulge and tear apart as they increase in size and mass, the sound of bones breaking as they shift positions. Eventually the skeleton evolves into the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES.
MANLET? I LOOK DOWN UPON YOU, MAN OF FEW BONES, AND LAUGH AS MY BONELY PHYSIQUE DWARFS YOURS! HA HA HA!
>The BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES' deep, booming laughter echoes throughout the land.

>>10474251
Yes, yes they do. I don't get it myself, healing items mend bones as much as they do flesh! Why the heck do they go around damaging us skeletons in video games? It doesn't make a lick of sense!

>>10474252
You took the words right out of my mouth, but I'm gonna still gonna say them anyways. GENSOKYO PORTAL WHERE?

>>10474264
HAaaaaaaaaaaa! Holy shit, my day just keeps getting better and better! All of this and I just had to ask for it, I can't frickin' believe it! I should ask for powers more often, they get handed out like candy over here!

>>10474268
>The skeleton's skull remains glued to the ground, completely ignoring Elizabeth's attempt at angering him further. Instead he rises from the ground, an alarmed look on his face.
W-wait, you're joking? So you don't actually hear anything? Then why the heck do I hear something? If you're being serious you might want to check again, there's...there's something down there!
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>>10474297
Oh sure, The Great Demon King may be testing someone's resolves but I have heard it all before. It is nothing to be intrigued by.
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>>10474296
One must be at the edge of their seats as we come upon the final two! Though I suppose that would depend on who's left.
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>>10474315
No it's not that, it's something different. C'mon, just put your head to the ground again. Real quick.
>Craig taps his foot against the ground, clearly becoming impatient. His eye...hole...twitches, suggesting that he's suppressing the urge to do something violent.
C'moooooooooon. Ya gotta put your ears up right next to the ground to hear it. A-and close your eyes, so you can focus your senses!
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>>10474283
>>10474296
『Wait, that was a "death" type event?』
『And it wasn't even bad, this might possibly be the best thing to ever happen to me!』

>>10474297
『My theory would be that it's not your bones being hurt by the healing but your soul』
『You must have a soul or spirit so dark and twisted that healing it brings you pain. As expected for a member of the undead!』
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>>10474319
A welcoming sight, the treasure chest is may be one of the the end goals of a quest or simply another step to it. But this one is much more different.
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>>10474297
>Ronald blurs a loaded gun into materialization and unloads his wrath upon the skeletons head.

You want fries with that!?
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>>10474319
Was secretly rooting for Youmu or Deku. Feels bad man.
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>>10474342
Play yourself a song, mystery girl. You have just won! Does the winner have anything to say to future contestants?
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>>10474297
>the MAN OF A THOUSAND BONES stares slackjawed at the sight of the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES. not only does he feel rage out of being reduced to a MAN OF FEW BONES, he feels genuine fear at the prospect of a manlet besting him
had it not been for my calcium injections, you would not be at the place that you are currently at. you are nothing less than a miserable manlet who meticulously insults mediocre men to satiate his minuscule self-esteem
>the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES (currently referred to the MAN OF FEW BONES) injects one calcium injection and transforms into his supposed "final form"; MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES. his bone is a strong one, enough to lift ten thousand bones without breaking a sweat
i have become true godliness. look unto me and despair, ye BEAST OF MERE BONES!
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>OD'd and loses house
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>>10474297
That's for me to know, and for you to find out.

>>10474319
But... I cheered her on in my head. Wasn't that enough?
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>>10474349
Ahhh, there was barley any player on player violence here.
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is anyone avaing saber
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>>10474358
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is anyone avaing yuno
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>>10474358
>only 7 kills

NPC's in this game must be hardass.
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is anyone avaing lum
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>>10474337
That...yeah, that sounds like a valid theory. A soul, huh? Sometimes it feels like I don't even have one. I guess that's what happens when it becomes dark and twisted, as you say.

>>10474345
>The movement is too quick for the skeleton to detect and he is unable to turn his bones into steel in time in order to absorb the attack. Even if he had successfully done so, the entirety of the clip had just been unloaded into his skull. It'd take a miracle to survive that, steel bones or not.
>He respawns soon after, completely nonchalant about the whole ordeal.
Guess I can't complain, you gave me powers.
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>>10474349
Well done.
>thanks for hosting again!
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is anyone avaing a new meme
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>>10474358
If I just remove the seven, and make that th a st...I think I could che--I MEEAAAN; THANKS A BUNCH FOR HOSTING! IT SURE MEANS A BUNCH!
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>>10474372
Maybe.
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Hi Vino
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>>10474362
Yes. Every version of Saber.
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is anyone avaing my 9 inch dick
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is anyone avaing gatari girls?
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>>10474349
>Ah shit, thanks for hosting Garnet
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>>10474337
That was quite odd, wasn't it? I suppose you have never returned to fight but I can see how one would be confused.
>>10474336
Oh of course! It must be something of great interest, so I am very much excreated. Excavated? Excited? Just let me ask you a question first.
>She stands up fully, narrowing her eyes at the skeleton. Her smile taking on another tone entirely.
Do you take me for a fool? Answer honestly now.
>>10474346
My condolences. With their eye-catching appearances, it is not hard to see them as favorites.
>>10474370
Their rock hard glutes will be the end of us all!
>>10474384
>>10474380
And I thank you for playing. It was a thrill watching you die.
>>10474400
And a thrill watching you win! Your card should be hear any moment now.
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>>10474351
OH YEAH? AND YOU ARE NAUGHT BUT A LITTLE BITCH!
>The BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES takes a step back as the MAN OF FEW BONES becomes the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES. Even still, the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES courage does not waiver in the face of such a mighty bone.
YOU HAVE BECOME TRUE WORTHLESSNESS! A BONE SO MIGHTY IS WASTED ON A MAN OF SO FEW BONES! COME NOW, LET US GRAPPLE!

>>10474355
What arbitrary reason do you have for withholding this information from me?
>Suddenly, a smile breaks out on the skeleton's faceless face.
Ahh, I know! It's because you know that once I get my hands on a ghost sword you'll become absolutely worthless! I'd be so much better than you that it intimidates you, so much so that you'll refuse to give me the chance! Well I see through this ruse of yours and I spit in your face.
>Craig tries to spit on her, but due to being unable to produce any saliva fails to do nothing other than make a bunch of "ptui" sounds.
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Is anyone avaing Junko Enoshima from the Danganronpa series ?
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>>10474399
Nah, I think you're good senpai
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>>10474358
Those rats were feisty, but I'm not calling quits!
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is anyone avaing a samefag
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>>10474374
WAIT! WHAT THE HELL? You should be surging with dark energy as a result of intense physical and emotional trauma. I wasn't trying to circumvent you from using the powers I gifted you, nooooooooo, I just wanted to experiment if you truly were a DARK Skeleton.
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>>10474404
>Fear grips at the skeleton's bones as she easily sees through his desperate attempt to stomp on her head. With a trembling voice full of terror, the skeleton says...
N-no! I...I take you for somebody who deserves to have their FRICKIN' BRAINS SPRAYED OUT ACROSS THIS GOSH DARN GROUND!
>The fear quickly subsides and is replaced with anger.
So do yourself the right thing and put your head to the floor.

>>10474358
>Meanwhile, in another timeline or something...
Oh, thanks for hosting!
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>>10474424
Physical and emotional trauma? I can't feel pain so physical trauma is out of the question, and I'm as dead on the inside as I am on the outside so feeling feelings is also out of the question.
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One thing I have noticed is that the face of a winner is different for everyone.
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>>10474439
My waifu
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>>10474405
you shall get a FIRM TASTE of my MIGHTY BONE. this level of calcium is deadly to both men and skelemen... but i am no mere man, you anorexic carbon copy of dracula's fuckbuddy
>swinging his MIGHTY BONE into the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES, the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES thrusts with all his might into the eldritch abomination. he has been granted by the GOD OF FITNESS the strength of OTHERWORLDLY GAINS to fight the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES fairly (as well as a few calcium injections)
the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES! you came here expecting a lowlife crook who deals calcium to desperate men, but you instead came across a BONE GOD!
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>>10474404
I can't say that I enjoyed dieing though.

>>10474405
No, it's because you'll just annoy everyone there trying to get your own sword. Even if they made you one it will be no better than a cheap kitchen knife if you lack the skill to use it. Infact, do you even know how to use one? All I have seen you use is that gun in your ribcage.
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Who is the Drake Bell of HG?
Is popular, but the underdog steals the fame and spotlight
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>>10474439
GAAAH! You are an ugly one, aren't you?!
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>>10474462
We don't tolerate racism around here, boyo.
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>>10474433
Fuck me and my naive state of mind; sorry to intrude on other worldly conversations with bone spirits, but I think your Tulpa is becoming mad with power.
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>>10474461
Dean ambrose
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>>10474425
I think the right thing to do is strike you down now.
>She menacingly taps on the heavy book in her hands. Or at least as menacing one could be with a book.
The dead should stay dead, don't you think? Everyone else would. And would you look at this, your head is prime stepping material with how you are now. How convenient!
>>10474425
>In the same timeline...
Why thank you for the praise! Would you like another serving of motor oil? I have heard that it is good for the growing skeleton.
>>10474448
She is quite eye-catching. I wish you the best in wooing her.
>>10474454
I completely agree. Your death this round was none too interesting. They are many varied ways to make dying interesting.
>>10474462
She's beautiful in her own way. Are you still fighting off those rats? Something chittering, this way comes.
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>>10474453
>As the MIGHTY BONE impacts with the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES it is sent to the floor, an explosion of bones flying out from the BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES and reducing its bone count drastically. How could a mere beast match the power of OTHERWRODLY GAINS? The BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES stands its ground though, rising from the floor, overwhelmed by the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES grand claim of being a BONE GOD.
BONE GOD? THERE IS BUT ONE BONE GOD, AND HIS NAME IS SKELETON GOD! BLESSED BE HIS HOLY BONES!
>The BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES bones become layered in a thick coat of steel, granting it extra strength and protection. The lumbering beast charges into the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES, throwing all it's weight against him in an effort to knock him to the floor.

>>10474454
Know how to use one? HA!
>The skeleton scoffs.
It's a sword. You swing it at the things you want to hit. It's not hard.
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>>10474448
No
>>10474439
>>10474462
It's not a very pretty effect
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>>10474474
My Tulpa? You mean those imaginary friends that take a physical form, like some kinda self-induced schizophrenia? I dunno what you're talking about, I've never bothered with that before.

>>10474481
>The skeleton wasn't one to overlook the strength that rests within a book as he was one who took the phrase "knowledge is power" literally. As in, he actually thought books were vessels of extreme power due to the knowledge they held. Because of this belief the skeleton thought genre fiction books held little to no power at all.
Hm, you look intimidating with that book in your hands but for all I know it's a Goosebumps anthology. And the dead can stay in whatever damn state they want to stay in, alright?! We put too much work into keeping your rotten flesh together to be mistreated in life!

And you've heard wrong about the motor oil. I've no idea what you're talking about, I think you've gotten it mixed with milk. No, I know you've gotten it mixed with milk.
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>>10474481
I'd rather not die at all though...

>>10474487
Really? Why not prove it then? Get yourself a sword and start using it instead of your gun. If you win enough fights, including against me, I'll tell you how to get to Gensokyo.
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>>10474511
Can I have sauce on her?
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>>10474487
ah fuck mate you hit my dick- wait hold the fuck up did you hit my seventy-seventh bone? you son of a bitch, that was my favourite bone
>the BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES ends up shattering one of the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES' RIB BONES, effectively leaving the BONE GOD in a vulnerable position. despite the title suggesting otherwise, the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND AND ONE BONES' BONES are useless once attacked by steel. such is the dangerous nature of calcium injections
the BONE GOD is not a god but a mere title bestowed onto those who have exceptional BONE POWER. i have more than anyone here, ye lacklustre beast!
>the MAN OF NOW ONE THOUSAND BONES throws a syringe containing milk of magnesia at the BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES. it might critically wound the BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES, but only time will tell
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>>10474525
Yume Graffiti. Like as in the other Yume games.
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>>10474525
reverse searching the image says yumi graffiti
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>>10474538
God damn it Aussa!
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>>10474521
You've set quite the challenge for me, huh? So be it! I'll prove myself to not only you, but myself and hopefully Skeleton God. I can feel it now, glory awaits me! Gensokyo awaits! MY RULE WILL EXTEND TO WORLDS BEYOND MY OWN! YOUMU, HALF-GHOST SWORDSMAN, I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! I WILL BEST YOU AND MANY OTHERS IN SWORD-TO-SWORD COMBAT!
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>>10474532
Hi Ochako
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Who are your favorite avas?
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>>10474512
>With an evilish giggle, she opens it and takes out a card. Tapping it against her chin in a infuriating way.
This is not a book for reading. This book holds power that only a few can wield. Continue being like this and I would be more than glad to show you.
>She continues the tapping, this time with a confused look to take in what he said.
I am not sure if I'm to be honest. I suppose one that doesn't have a skeleton like me wouldn't know to much about them.
>>10474521
Oh most certainly. But if one were to die, it would be best if it was in an interesting way. Others would talk about more.
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>>10474552
You
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>>10474552
mine are the only good ones
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>>10474551
never call me ochako again you weakbone motherfucker
i am the MAN OF ONE THOUSAND BONES
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>>10474552
ochako
atm
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>>10474550
I wish you luck. You're going to need it since I move faster than any normal human.
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>>10474542
>Dreamers are cute.
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who /woke/ here
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>>10474561
is it because she erps with you
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>>10474559
You break easy like fruity pebbles you brittle bone mutha fucka.
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>>10474552
Okababe and the lovely Stocking-kun :^)
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>>10474561
>>10474576
I demand leaked DM chats of this!
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i am the man of 206 bones
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>>10474579
and what does a musclebeast have in comparison to my OTHERWORLDLY GAINS? the FITNESS GOD ZYZZ has granted me these GAINS while you don't even praise him
>>10474585
no you're not
you are the MAN OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES
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>>10474532
>The BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES roars as the syringe plunges into his ARM BONE, the force of the throw causing the syringe's contents to inject itself within the BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES' BONES without needing an external force to pump it in. It holds out against the syringe's effects for as long as possible, digging two of its CLAW BONES into the MAN OF NOW ONE THOUSAND BONES ' rib cage, trying to tear him apart.
EVEN IF I FALL HERE TODAY, I SHALL REDUCE YOUR BONE COUNT AS YOU HAVE MINE!
>The BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES scratch against the MAN OF NOW ONE THOUSAND BONES' BONES, leaving claw marks within them as he savagely scrapes away as the MAN OF NOW ONE THOUSAND BONES' bone layers.

>>10474554
You...you don't have a skeleton?
>Craig is too shocked by this admission to feel anything else, his hand reaching out to feel her flesh.
How can it be? What are you TALKING ABOUT? YOU'VE GOT FLESH! YOU'VE GOT A SKELETON!

>>10474564
I can increase my speed. I've got all the time in the world to undergo speed training, before you'll know it I'll be moving faster than the bullets I like to shoot at people.
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>>10474554
What did you think of the GG finals?
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>>10474594
I can sleepwalk faster than your bullets though. You have a long way to go if you wish to surpas me.
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>>10474587
You wouldn't know OTHER WORLDLY GAINS if it hit ya on your own head. Unlike like you I left my humanity behind so I wouldn't need some creatine guzzling jabroni guaranteeing my OTHERWORLDLY GAINS.
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>>10474610
>The skeleton stares blankly at Youmu, unable to process her moving at speeds beyond that of a bullet. In his stunned state, the skeleton can only utter one word.
BULLSHIT!
>Alright, yell one word.
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>>10474594
oh fuck is this your fabled CARDIO COMBO? cardio kills gains, you're going to literally make me a manlet like you. i refuse to let this happen you weak BONE MORTAL
>exerting most of his force into his TREMENDOUS TRICEPS and his BEAUTIFUL BICEPS, the MAN OF NOW ONE THOUSAND BONES attempts to throw more syringes containing milk of magnesia within it. all of this effort is for naught as the MAN OF NOW ONE THOUSAND BONES' BONE COUNT is slowly reducing by the second. all of the odds seem to be in the BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES' favor, until the nasty side effects of the calcium injections kick in
i have neglected to tell you that the calcium injections only work for so long, you beast. without a healthy dosage of calcium, our bones will wither away until it's reduced to nothing. me?
>the MAN OF NOW NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE BONES injects himself with two syringes of calcium while the effects begin to kick in on the BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES
i have all the calcium i need, buddy. keep trying to corner me, but without milk, how are you going to fight?
>>10474619
are you insulting our Lord and Savior, the FITNESS GOD himself ZYZZ? you know not of what you're toying with, my child. i am more than a man, more than a puny musclebeast as yourself. i am a BONE GOD. OTHERWORLDLY GAINS are merely stepping stones for me
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Where's my wulf pack at?!
ARRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>10474624
Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
>she puts on a smug look to add to Craigs suspicion that she's lying to him.
You'll have to find out for yourself when you get better with a sword.
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>>10474571
Not me! Tata!
>>10474594
>With another giggle, the human(?) woman lightly slaps his hand away.
The expression you are making is priceless! If only I could take a snapshot. You would be wrong, my dear friend. What I have and don't have is a mystery to even myself. I can show you x-rays proving it. And no touching! That part comes later. Adios, core of a man!
>>10474604
>The character variety in it was what made it great. Not expecting Ram to ever be that high but seeing Jack-o was kinda fun and annoying. Was hoping for Nage to take it all in the end but it is what is.
>>10474634
Oh alright. I suppose I can let one out before leaving.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOO!
That was a lot of fun! I must think about doing it again sometime.

Goodbye for real now!
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>>10474649
Good bed.
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I attract children
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>>10474669
KAMINA NO
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>>10474631
>The BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES'S bone count begins to go down at an exception rate, the BEAST OF NOW EIGHT THOUSAND BONES slowly reducing to his original, ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES form. Even as the skeleton returns to his original form with numerous syringes sticking out of numerous bones, he does not yield in his efforts to rip apart the MAN OF NOW NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE BONES. ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES dives his hands into the MAN OF NOW NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE BONES and tries prying him apart, but the rate at which ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES' bones wither away exceeds that of which MAN OF NOW NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE BONES' bones are torn free from his skeleton. ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES watches in abject horror as the bones in his right arm slowly turn to dust, now resorting to simply pounding on the MAN OF NOW NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE BONES' bones with his left fist.
No! I WON'T LOSE TO ANOTHER SKELETON!

>>10474642
>Craig grits his teeth, his frustration levels elevating as Youmu stares at him with that ungodly, smug look on her face.
Oh, I can not wait to wipe that look off of your face. You're gonna go down. I'm gonna get a sword and cut you to pieces, I swear it.

>>10474649
Yeah, adios. I'm looking forward to seeing those x-rays, because you've got to be lying to me. All fleshy things have a skeleton imprisoned within. It's a simple fact of life.
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>>10474631
ZYZZ himself was nothing more then a false prophet who embraced human levels attaining gains. Believe in your own strength and leave all that is left human out the door when meating up. I don't believe in rest days son, rest days resuscitate my longing desire to sleep and weak shit like that gets my brain boiling to squat.
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>>10474677
Okay. While you do that, I'm going to take a nap. Goodnight, Craig.
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>>10474691
Ha, announcing when you're going to bed? You're destined for failure! You don't announce that kind of thing to your foes, kid. I'd say goodnight back to you but how can you be so sure now? How can you have a goodnight knowing that I, Craig, Blessed Soldier of the Skeleton God and Possessor of Steel Bones am now aware of what time you are going to bed? You can't! You fool! Enjoy what precious little sleep you can get, you simple-minded half-ghost!
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Þýčćķå
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>>10474715
Þýčćķå?
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>>10474700
Because I'm not going to bed here. Only an idiot would sleep near a homicidal skeleton.
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>>10474728
And obviously I am going to stalk you until I find the place where you sleep. Heck, maybe you'll show me the entrance to Gensokyo by accident! Anyways, you must be tired. Start going to wherever it is you plan on sleeping.
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I wish I had friends
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>>10474728
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>>10474677
>the MAN OF NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE BONES loses a few bones due to the ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES' valiant efforts, his strength slowly waning, yet his smugness at an all time high. the MAN OF NOW NINE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY TWO BONES laughs at his futile attempts as he injects himself with more and more calcium, despite this dosage potentially killing him if he goes any further
a skeleton? boy, had i not told you that i am a BONE GOD? i am more than a skeleton. i am more than a man! i am the TRUE BONE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES!
>>10474686
you lie to a devout follower of the mighty FITNESS GOD ZYZZ and expect me to believe you? FITNESS GOD ZYZZ had gone past his limits as a human and ascended to heaven not as a man, but as a true HERO, squatting and exceeding his deadlifts in heaven. he had set the boundaries on human gains and set an example for us mere sheep to follow
and you are proposing we give up our human ties to surpass him? only non-believers would tell me to do so. are you sent from the evil HAES group, you landwhale?
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>>10474738
But you do. Everyone has friends but they constantly say they don't. Avoid to drown in self-loathing and appreciate those who are your friends.
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I wish I had women
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>>10474770
And for that I reply you don't have women and you'll never have.
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>>10474738
>The skeleton's left arm now begins to disappear, turning into bone dust that is picked up and carried away by the wind. Soon his entire skeleton falls victim to the lethal dosage of milk of magnesia, all of his bones fading away until only his skull remains. His skull rolls in between the bones of the TRUE BONE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES, getting trapped within his rib cage. Darkness surrounds the skeleton as the TRUE BONE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES massive bones block out any sunlight from getting in. The skull is almost ready to give up on life when he comes to a realisation: he now had direct access to the spine, a weak point shared by many skeletons.
>Out of options, the skeleton bites down on the TRUE BONE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES' spine and begins to grind his teeth against it, trying to chew through it and sever the TRUE BONE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES connection to his one million bones. A desperate move and unlikely to work, but it was the only option the skull had left.
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>>10474770
You're telling me!
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>>10474785
hah! the TRUE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES' spine is more than sturdy enough to survive whatever you throw at it! shit, that actually really hurts
>turns out that it really hurt because of the FORMER SKELETON BEAST OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES' teeth severing his spine. due to the skeleton's rigorous teeth brushing and pristine mouth muscles, the bite was more than enough to sever the connection from the spine to the ONE MILLION BONES. the skeleton has beaten the TRUE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES. weakened by the skeleton and holding on weakly as the calcium injections rushing up to him, he asks one more question before he passes out
what are you? I can barely hold onto my conscience enough to ask this. are you the TRUE TRUE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES? are you SKELETON JESUS?
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>>10474749
I've ascended beyond the confides immortality itself by drinking a gallon of whole milk and curling 90lb 8hrs continuously. this is the first step to surpassing the frailties of the human and mortal form. If anything I've surpassed Olympian levels of lifting and merged into the greater planes of Valhalla itself where the gains Valkyries quake at my stupendous mold as I stumble upon the mighty bar below me to dead-lift at my gains content. There comes a time where standard routines will no longer satiate my ail.
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>>10474770
Trust me, it's not worth it.
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>tfw you'd get called an autist or shitposted if you did this.
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>>10474776
>>10474825
What's the alternative
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>>10474828
Only during PRIME TIME
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>>10474833
Fly spaceships. Shoot guns. Drink until the pain goes away.
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>>10474828
>2017
>caring if you get shitposted
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>>10474828
>tfw we already have been, but weathered it by not being thin skinned cunts
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>>10474828
>>10474838
This. Primetime is shit time. After hours is where it's at.
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>>10474824
perhaps you are a descendant of the FITNESS GOD himself? tales such as this have only been said within folklore and myths, so there's no possible way you can claim all of this yet have it be true, can you? calcium is a powerful element, yet none of its properties have been described in such a way before
who are you? are you an AZTEC GOD OF FITNESS?
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>>10474842
Sounds like a plan.
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>>10474822
>THE BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES, REDUCED TO THE ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES AND FURTHER REDUCED TO JUST ONE BONE, THE SKULL BONE releases his grip on the TRUE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES' spine after managing to sever his connection to his bones by chewing through his spines. The great, deep voice of the TRUE BONE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES reverberates through his ONE MILLION BONES and pierces the mind of THE BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES, REDUCED TO THE ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES AND FURTHER REDUCED TO JUST ONE BONE, THE SKULL BONE'S skull and rendering him unable to answer as the great voice wrecks his sanity.
SO FRICKIN' LOUD! YOU'RE SO FRICKIN' LOUD! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICE ECHOING WITHIN MY MIND, GET IT OUT!
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https://pastebin.com/NQ2iyzcL
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>>10474863
What does Craig's voice sounds like? The way I hear it in my mind is Junkrat's voice without the accent.
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>>10474861
That's the spirit.
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>>10474863
>the TRUE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES withers away into mere dust, the calcium solidifying in the TRUE LORD OF ONE MILLION BONES' "blood" (bone marrow), effectively killing him before gaining an answer to his inquiries. however, the dust makes contact with THE BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES, REDUCED TO THE ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES AND FURTHER REDUCED TO JUST ONE BONE, THE SKULL BONE's bones, becoming a part of THE BEAST OF TEN THOUSAND BONES, REDUCED TO THE ORDINARY SKELETON OF TWO HUNDRED AND SIX BONES AND FURTHER REDUCED TO JUST ONE BONE, THE SKULL BONE
>tl;dr the drug dealer's a part/a split personality of the skeleton now
is this loud enough for you? this all could have been avoided if you just paid your money like a good skeleton
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>>10474872
>Like the slamming of coffin lids, or two concrete blocks getting rubbed together.
>Seriously though the thought of his voice never crossed my mind, I wouldn't know what to tell ya. I've kinda just been using my own voice to be honest
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>>10474856
A different natty-brood of being who studied under the tutelage of Mark Rippletoe and Rich Piana n' etc. All it takes is 5-SCOOPS of your favorite calcium rich danimals yogurt to remove the pleasantries of human cognition.
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>>10474886
>The skull groans as he hears the drug dealer's voice within his head, already understanding what has occurred: a classic BONE FUSION, in which the consciousness of two skeletons are fused together for spiritual purposes.
Frick. Yeah, alright, that's perfectly audible. And funny that, I remember you asking for twenty bucks and me giving you fifty bucks without getting any change. Huh. Funny, right? This only happened because you wanted to challenge my strength, and look where that got us.
>The skeleton's skull turns on the spot, surveying the area completely.
Frickin' frick all, that's where it got us! God DAMN IT! I hope this isn't permanent. When I die, I expect to respawn with you out of my head.
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Who the heck is this skeleton guy anyway?

Hey! Bone head! Wanna take me on in the ring?
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>>10474963
simply incredible. no man nor skeleton can possibly make it to such godly levels of OTHERWORLDLY GAINS, much less maintain the BONELY PHYSIQUE. totally remarkable. if all i need is yoghurt to surpass my human limitations, then perhaps i can join FITNESS GOD ZYZZ in heaven as well
i will discuss this more with you next time. i am now craving some calcium-flavoured yoghurt
>>10474966
shut up you fucking manlet i told you that you should have just paid me but NO you just HAD to try to fuck me and for what? now i'm stuck with a fucking skull as a companion and i don't even know what happens when we respawn
>the drug dealer uses his BONE POWERS to compell the skull towards his coat on the ground, which contains syringes chock full of milk of magnesia, milk, calcium, and tomato sauce (not too bad for a drug dealer)
take those syringes while i fuck off to some barren corner of your shitty skull and get some rest. i liked being a BONE LORD but your selfish ass just had to ruin the fun. if i stay with you i'll cockblock you from taking that araragi Justice pussy
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>>10474997
Hey, you mentioned something about a wolf pack earlier right? I was gonna say "hopefully your mutts are dead because they're a bunch of no-good bone-biters," but I guess I got carried away. I'd love to thrash you but I'm about to slip out, I've got about twenty minutes left in me before I should really head to bed.

>>10474997
>Craig tries to fight against the previous BONE LORD's influence, using his own SKELETON MAGIC to overpower the drug dealer's BONE POWERS. Craig then remembers he wants to kill himself, and obliges the drug dealers influence.
If you're going to be cooped up in my head you should give me your name. I'm sure as heck not gonna refer to you as BONE LORD, especially when you lost a fight against a skull with your million bones. Don't even try and pin the blame on me when you instigated this shitty fight by being a dick.
>The skull rolls into the syringe of milk of magnesia, injecting it directly into his forehead. Slowly, his consciousness starts to slip away.
"Cockblock me?" I have no idea how you got that idea, you must be a frickin' retard! I want to KILL that girl, not whatever you think it is I want. Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you people? I wonder if saying Jesus Christ is offensive to Skeleton God. I hope not.
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>>10475002
Why stop there? we're all capable of much more than being a battery to our instincts. I won't deny you from what you believe, stay true to you to live out the expectations of the mere gains goblins around you.

eat it for sustenance. leave humanity behind and become the embodiment of strength.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUmD3ZYS38
>>10475051
Manlet.
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ora
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>been killing random tiny ants I see in my room
>wake up with ant bites all over legs
I have to move out now, the ants have made me their bitch. having lost my house my only recourse is to go OD

goodbye HG
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>>10475083
You fellas better stop calling me manlet because it's objectively, demonstrably false by the fact that I'm taller than most people here. I think. I'm always looking down on them.

>>10475103
Imagine that, losing your house to ants. Only fleshies are capable of such an astonishingly low feat. Cya.
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>>10475103
Good. You must not live in a decent country or you must not live in decent respectable conditions. Both are things you should die for.
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>>10475051
that's just flat out wrong you skelly, low test piece of ass, i arranged this shit with you two days ago and then you try to fuck me over. you started it be being all like "if i inject these drugs maybe i'll be stronger than the motherfucking BONE LORD". i'm pinning the blame on you
>the FORMER BONE LORD yawns as he gets ready for the incoming feeling of death as drug dealers get a special kind of hell. he figuratively hits the inside of the skeleton's skull as if to tell him that his question was a stupid one
you want my name? fine. call me lucy. no, not like that squid shithead. yeah, you're stuck with a girl. or boy. fuck if i know, i can't even tell which i am at this point. try not to dream of boning Justice as i go to sleep
>>10475083
i shall, O great one. when i come back from this skull imprisonment, i promise that i will become a true GAIN LORD and i will carry on the legacy that ZYZZ has left behind
mark my words, i will revolutionise gains everywhere and everyone will know my name
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>>10475116
My room is fucking immaculate, it's just that the owners before me had bugs and no amount of bleach can get rid of the little smell trails bugs leave behind for each other.
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>>10475097
ari
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Did anyone save Hoshi's autistic rant about the "Tiers of Hosting" from last night?
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man, fuck men
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>>10475127
I swear to God somebody must of set me up because I wasn't even aware of the BONE LORD title before all this shit happened to me.
>The skeleton feels the knock on the inside of his skull, causing him to thrash violently.
OI, don't do that shit! So you're a chick then? Who's whose bitch now, bitch? You're stuck in ME. This is going to be a long-ass ride, so you better learn your place and be as quiet as possible. And believe me, I don't have to try. Please stop insinuating these things, you're twisting my pure, immeasurable loathing of that girl into something sick. You're demented.
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>>10475110
yeah looking down on this dick you fucking failed excuse of evolution. We're speaking the OBJECTIVE truth here, bonelet.
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>>10475143
I wouldn't call it autistic but here it is.

" Eric, I have seen 3 tiers of hosts. People might not like that hosts are being put into ranks like this, but this is undeniable reality.

There are hosts who do a few default games, they're alright, all games are alright, they do the basic package. Some of them crop, some of them just post full page screenshots, nobody remembers those people.

Some manage to go borrow some codes, maybe they added one or two if their own to the default codes. They give their games a cute name and they might even hand out some novelty winscreens too. Those people aren't really remembered either. I want to say people enjoy their games, but if I were forced to bet money on it, I would be kinda nervous.

Some get a background set up, they get a decent looking winscreen, they commenate and they try to keep it custom as much as they can, you fit into this category. They might borrow codes or host one of thier own, but the sad thing is, you might not be able to tell if it's your own custom code or a /co/de we haven't seen yet. I think you're pretty good within this category, there's potential for growth, I believe.

Then you get hosts who actually write 500+ event codes. They got their background set up and it looks like they thought it through. They're recognized when they're hosted and they're certain not being left out of lists any time soon. Winscreens are lit, people go out of their way to be there, they aren't swapping away spots because they wanna win. They can present their games in Primetime without shame, maybe one day they'll even host an event game. Which is going beyond this level.

I want all hosts to reach this final tier, and I think you have the potential. With the right support, I believe the community can benefit from it as a whole. Not everyone is fit for it though, but I want to find out if you are or not. "
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>>10475181
I TRIBUTE SUMMON SUMMONED SKULL IN DEFENSE POSITON
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Guys how do i get good at fighting games?
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That's it for me tonight. Catch you all later, for better or worse.

>>10475181
I've already had one of you BONE GAINZ nuisances hounding away at me all night, so thank Skeleton God I started dying before I had to put up with another one. I'd love to put you in your frickin' place but I got places to be. Catch ya.
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>>10475201
doesn't ss only have like... 1200 def?

>>10475206
you spam buttons but instead of doing it the nooby way you spam DIFFERENT buttons, combonations, and alternate between ground and aerial arbitrarily

works for me
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>>10475215
Goodbye Craig.
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>>10475201
you obviously don't know how to play to game.
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>>10475206
Practice.
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>>10475198
Oh boy I'm part of my very own copy paste meme, looks like I'm moving on up in the world.
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>>10475198
Thank you Ruby you're too kind but I like that about you. Have a good day.
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>>10475206
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
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ctrl + v and rate, no cheating
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I ACTIVATE MONSTER REBORN, ALLOWING ME TO BRING ONE OG MY MONSTERS BACK FROM THE GRAVEYARD.
BUT THAT IS NOT ALL, I PLACE MY MONSTER REBORN ON THE SAME COLUMN AS YOUR MONSTER, AND USE THE BLADE TO DESTROY YOUR MONSTER AND INFLICT DIRECT DAMAGE
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>>10475261
Teen Nicole on Backroom Casting Couch
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>>10475261
illusioncards.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=16888
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>>10475261
https://mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/222882
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>>10475261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJUmD3ZYS38
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>>10475261
Docking is another weird fetish that is practiced by gay men. It involves two homosexual men, one of whom must be "uncut". The participants then achieve erection and the "uncut" participant stretches out his foreskin, fully enveloping the other participant's cock head and perhaps some of his penis.
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>>10475250
Congrats Eric.

>>10475253
Thanks Anon.

>>10475261
this in the quotation marks >>10475198
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>>10475261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thWnEiVxMWM
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>>10475261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E781QE7ZQK8
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>>10475301
This person is an Octo!
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>>10475201
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>>10475319
However did you come to that conclusion?
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>>10475323
Does anyone even know what Greedy Pot does?
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>>10475301
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>>10475323
>you cannot play banned cards.
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>>10475337
i kinda have a sixth sense about these things.
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>>10475350
Who said this was a tournement?
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>>10475198
>tfw not in the final tier
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Trocko you here?
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>>10475403
You're in the stalker tier
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>>10475160
fuck uoy too
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>>10475420
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>>10475433
>Dude let me in, I'm a fairy.
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>>10475403
You sure? I'd imagine Hungertale could earn you it, also I noticed, isn't there technically four tiers?
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>>10475403
>tfw beyond final tier
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>>10475453
>tfw you code your own simulator
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>>10475445
kek, I want that edit
>>10475449
I think so too, but I do not fit into the category he listed.
Meaning there's more to it than just pumping out a certain number of events.
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>>10475453
>not hosting at all
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>giving the protag a meme name and having it referenced in dialogue
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>>10475534
>a little nigger
sounds like he was shitting
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>>10475534
Is this CoC?
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>>10475557
Si.
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>>10475557
How the fuck would you know that from so little information?
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>>10475584
font + background I guess
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>>10475557
What's CoC?
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Rate my chart, HG.
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>>10475640
it's a chart/10
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>>10475626
Champion of Corruption
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>>10475665
Thanks. I was way off.
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>>10475261
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bAxk3h1nZGs
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>>10475640
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>>10475824
>>10475824
>>10475824
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