/ERP/ Thread
Going Commando Edition
Precum >>10439135
>>10447082
>she held on to the back of his thighs as the man forces her to suck more and more, the girl clearly looks broken and aroused, then when she heard "I'm gonna cum" she began to suck more with the promise of the taste of cum
>>10447058
Yeah yeah.
>>10447103 (Kogasa)
>this time he gave her a hand, his hips started to rock back and forth to thrust that long thick rod in and out of her mouth, along her slippery tongue. She was in such a rush, her face was reaching his lap and swallowing his whole length already
>if she got too into sucking him off, she might miss when his fingers snapped the second time, urging her to stop
>>10447162
>she was too busy sucking to listen to some snapping noise, the taste of the cock simply took away her hearing senses and replaced them with high levels of arousals as she kept sucking the cock with energy
>>10447182
>Kissus the Kurisu
>>10447153
Prove it.
>>10447143
>He groans loudly, his balls pulsing as her intensified sucking send him over the edge, His cock pulses violently in her mouth, shooting load after load of hot, salty cum down her abused throat. Once he empties his balls in her mouth, he pulls his cock out, a thin trail of cum trailing on her lips.
(That was amazing Spooky. You made me cum hard. Do you have an email? I'd love to send you a pic of my cock, if you're OK with that.)
>>10447205
Too into it to stop, h-huh?
>if she was just too horny to slow down, that wasn't a problem. It just meant she'd get punished til she stopped
>those hands of his grabbed her by her hair, as his thrusting got rougher with each plunge into the back of her throat. For breaking the rules, he changed up to trying to fuck her mouth hard, sending his hips crashing into her face again and again
>>10447185 (Knight anon)
>The dragoness chuckled as she stared down at the now naked man.
You tell me, silly. How would I know? I've been naked all this time, in case you hadn't noticed.
>It was true, technically. Even though her scales covered most of her body, she wasn't exactly wearing anything else.
At least you don't seem to be sweating nearly as much anymore.
>>10447218
I keep telling you dudes, add me on Discord and I gladly will.
Name's changed a bit, but that shouldn't stop you. It's Smugi#0325 now, if you want your proof that bad.
>>10447129
>>10447237
>she swallowed and took a big breath before laying down on the floor, too exhausted to ask for another
(That was wonderful too! Sadly I made a rule for myself, no sharing nudes and no receiving nudes, but don't worry, this session did it for me too!)
>>10447258
>she shaked and gagged, she wasn't used to this hard face-fucking, as she tapping on the man's lap, clearly trying to beg for forgiveness, even though this rough handling is arousing her alot
>>10447280
So, what exactly are you planning on doing with me? I don't think I can just stay here. Although, it kind of seems nice.
>He took a moment to stare at the dragoness in front of him. It seemed pretty rare to see a dragon in general, let alone a female.
Are there, any others? Other dragons, close by, I mean.
>>10447350
(That's fine, I understand. Glad I helped you get off.)
>>10447350
>if she wanted to get him to listen now, she'd have to try harder than that. Now he was the one enjoying the feeling of her struggling mouth too much to listen
>his arms hugged her face to his lap, so that his entire length of meat was buried in her throat til she learned her lesson. If she didn't hurry, he might cum right down her throat just like this
>>10447414
>the tapping slowly slowed down, as she just accepted that the man was gonna use her mouth as a cocksleeve for the night, as she gagged and squirms some more
>>10447349
Silly slut.
>>10447485
Bully!
>>10447529
What's wrong with calling a slut who whores out to everyone on discord a slut?
>>10447389
I hadn't really thought that far ahead, to be honest with you. But I don't mind a bit of company, seeing how short-lived it usually is.
>The beast was certainly female, alright, as her various curves and features would certainly attest. A dragon with breasts made little sense, and yet there she was, casually lying onto her side and fully exposed to the man.
Eh, not really. I don't really get along with them anyway. They're always so... Destroy this, conquer that... You know. I prefer just doing my own little thing.
>>10447463
>he happily accepted her submitting to him like this, letting his hips start to grind on her face to savor the warm wetness wrapped around his throbbing cock. Since she gave up trying to get him to stop, he felt more than welcome to go ahead and finish when he was ready, the only warning she'd get was that first shot of semen going right down her throat
>he held her face steady for the seconds he took to cum, and then felt free to use her mouth to clean his cock up after before sliding it out of her worn out face
Sponty is here, what about FP and Kibbles?
>>10447576
I don't, I'm pure! That was just an anomaly!
>>10447622
(That was great! I'm gonna go now, thanks for this!)
>>10447642
I know it isn't, you chocoslut.
>>10447665
(Take care Spook, would love to play another time)
>>10447626
Where?
I want to be a slut for everyone in /erp/
>>10447028
>(I'm being pulled away, so I hope it's okay to finish it there, that was FUCKING great! I was about to ask for a mating press before you did it. Great session <3)
>>10447759
Well what's stopping you?
>>10447593
>The large, curvy dragoness in front of him, layed out, completely naked, is actually aroused him a little. And it was rather clear to see as well, with his erection being very visible.
Well, it was uhh, very nice to meet you, Melusine, but i think I need to be going. I'll never bother you again and leave you to do whatever you want.
>The knight hastily grabbed his clothes from the ground, attempting to make his way out, while slightly covering himself.
>>10447521
What?
>>10447783
(Not a problem, Dark. And I had a blast too. Hope to play with little sis plenty more in the future. Have a good rest of your day!)
>>10447810
So many tiny cocks around here.....
>>10447893
You wouldn't want any dick unless it ejaculated money
>>10447759
Pick a generic female character and get to it, my dick is waiting
>>10447927
Bigger the cock the less expensive I become~
>>10447803
Huh? You-...
>At first, she didn't really understand what was going on, but when she finally noticed his awkward stance and attempt to cover his groin, she quickly put two and two together.
Ooohoh~ I see what's going on now.
>In a single motion, she crawled over ahead of him, blocking his only exit with her entire wholesome body. With a knowing grin, she lowered her head next to him and gave balled up clothes a poke, prodding at what he was hiding underneath.
Looking at this big bad dragon got you all worked up, huh~? My, and here I thought knights were supposed to be pure! Yet here you are, having the hots for a dragon, tsk tsk~
Well, now I -definitely- can't let you leave like this, can I?
>>10447969
How big until it's free?
>>10447893
You gotta dig in deep, sister!
>>10447992
Free?.....Pfft, no one would have a dick THAT big...
>>10448054
Not even Long Dick Johnson?
>>10447958
Okay Anon, if you insist! I'll try my best, so please don't look so pissed!
>>10448054
Big dick Dekkard has one.
>>10448054
You really gotta work on your marketing, here. See, why would I even bother going to someone like you for relief and pay for it when I've got someone like her >>10448053 who would do it absolutely free?
>>10448054
How about Enormous Erection Eddie?
>>10448073
This is a wonderful pick
>>10447990
>Beads of sweat once again, began to roll down his face. He was definitely caught at this point, now with now hope of escaping at all.
N-no, I just, wouldn't want to go outside, without any clothes on, right?
>He wouldn't be able to talk his way out either. This dragon seemed determined to do what she wanted, no matter what it may be.
Umm, w-what do you mean, "can't let me leave like this?"
>>10448073
>cute heterochromatic gothic lolita and/or chuuni
Oh wow, that's my weakness and everything. Good choice!
>>10448053
I know...Tell me about it
>>10448070
Gave him a handy out of pity
>>10448083
Came close but...Nope
>>10448097
Considering I'm the ONLY Tendo Sister than would even do something like this?....Honestly...Akane would kill you..And Kasumi? She'd dance around the subject and make off like Daddy told her to make dinner or go to the market.
>>10448098
He got a big one yeah but can't keep it up....
>>10448054
>>10448098
Please. He's got nothing on Colossal Cock Carl.
>>10447283
Can confirm his cock is 9 inches.
>>10448186
Gotta watch out for Shifty Shaft Shaun though. He'll get you in your sleep.
>>10448053
Want to fidget my spinner?
>>10448215
Fidget spinners are for fucking nerds!!
>>10448210
But let's be honest, here. Everyone knows Titanic Tallywacker Tyler wouldn't even let him get close.
>>10448240
This is my stand!
FIDGET SPINNER SPINNING TWIRL KICK OVERDRIVE!!!
>Kicks fidget spinner at boulder and shatters it
I actually just discovered this stand a year ago
>>10448164
>She shook her head, obviously not buying it.
There's obviously more to it than that. I'm actually flattered that you'd that way about me, as weird as it sounds.
>With a shrug, she simply added:
Plus, like I said I don't get a lot of company here. Heck, maybe if one of the warriors returned to the village after laying the dragon instead of slaying it, people would stop trying to make my life so difficult.
>With a mere swipe of her claw, she shredded what was left of his clothes, and remained of his modesty in regards to his nudity.
Whoops~
>>10448300
>Jolyne starts laughing.
>She's laughing so hard she's rolling on the floor, tears streaming down her face.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
YOUR FUCKING STAND IS A FUCKING STUPID FAD!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
JESUS CHRIIIST!!
hiromi hirata has more ecchi and porn series works than her idolmaster stuff
just goes to show that qt kikuchi is best idol
>>10448329
Now that's a face I was hoping to see tonight...
>He grabs his massive bulge looking her up and down just taking it all in
>A rather sleepy pokemon trainer appears.
>>10448329
My stand is a fad?
>Heh
Yeah, because YOU'RE the expert in FASHION alright. You're a girly girl after all.
Show me what you got!
(Would someone be interested in lewding the swapdoodle/swapnote mascot, Nikki?)
>>10448399
Howdy Treat
>>10448372
[ S T O N E F R E E]!
>>10448352
>Jolyne's too busy giggling like a maniac at the guy with the fidget spinner stand.
>>10448337
Well, she's got best size palm size, so I've got no reason to doubt you.
>>10448337
Just makes her the whoriest idol.
>>10448411
(I can assure you that I am not Treat...and you haven't answered my question.)
>>10448399
Does it has to be today? There's not too much time before I go to sleep
>>10448417
Thank you.
>>10448434
No! Makoto is pure!
>>10448367
And my favorite Avatar appears...
Which type of Rosa is this?
>>10448412
FIDGET SPINNER FIDGET SPINNING ACTION OVERDRIVE!
>Creates a whirlwind, causing Jolyne to go spinning along with the fidget spinner
As long as I keep spinning fidget spinner stand, you cannot stop spinning!
I hope you didn't eat any spaghetti! It would be real gross if you threw up right now!!!
>Heh
>>10448412
Busy eh? Ha....Maybe you need a little taste
>He walked up to her and pressed his bulge right up against her ass the massive tent just grinding into her
>>10448367
>massages your feet
>>10448498
>>10448412
forgot pic
>>10448447
(Don't worry, I'm just scouting and gauging interest.)
>>10448310
>He stood their, his rod still growing slowly. He didn't have much of a choice any more. He continued to stare of the dragoness, wondering how this would work out anyways.
Are you uhh, s-sure I can't just leave? I mean, I clearly could even come close to giving you any p-pleasure.
>Every second he stood in front of her just made him more nervous. This was something no knight could ever prepare for, how would he get through?
>>10448485
Makoto is made for cocks!
>>10448399
>Nikki
Yes please!
>>10448498
>Jolyne grits her teeth as she goes sailing. She may have underestimated this guy!
Keep spinning.. you say?
Let's see you spin.. NOW!
>Jolyne turns her body to string, wrapping around the Anon's hands, effectively stopping him from spinning his toy!
Hah...
Never underestimate a Joestar!
>>10448506
Eh?
Is that a big fat juicy cock rubbing against me.. or is someone just happy to see me?
>>10448485
Yes she is, I love her.
>>10448637
(Alrighty then. I'll see when I can play her.)
Can someone just, like, walk on my back? I need a pain cleanser.
>>10448617
Shut up! She's not a slut! Look at that pure face!
>>10448697
She's such a cutie. Even her original design was cute.
>>10448732
Yeah it was, just a bit too young/not tomboy enough.
>>10448693
Both! It's been a while gorgeous
>>10448582
>She shook her head and waved her hand dismissively at him.
Don't worry about that, dragons have very... Delicate insides. Because of all those scales on the outside, you see?
>Shifting about, resulting in some mild tremors around the cave, she turned around and presented her massive and round rear at the naked knight. Lowering it closer and closer to him, the heat from her loins alone radiated through the entire area, indicating she was ready to be mated with.
Well, what do you say?
>>10448760
I felt it was right. Both designs are good for me. Do you like her music?
>>10448693
N-Nani?
HRNG!
>With his hands tied up, he can't utilize his fidget spinner spinning overdrives!
>And suddenly, he hatched a plan
You think you won? Think again. You see, you may have turned to string, but as soon as you revert back to normal...
>Heh
>>10448784
I actually haven't played/watched any idolm@ster stuff to be honest, it all seems really confusing.
I just like her.
>>10448781
(It's kind of late, perhaps we can continue this later? At least we got this far.)
Who's a cute, somewhat lazy anime girl I could pick up?
>>10448818
O-oh... well good choice on your im@s. What's your favorite thing about her?
>>10448847
Anzu
>>10448858
She looks really cute, fun and full of energy.
She also kind of reminds me of a tomboy friend I had growing up.
>>10448834
(Oh, we -have- been doing this for a while now, haven't we? Hmm, alrighty then. Sleep well, anon. And take care.)
>>10448785
Not if I break your fingers first, fucker!!
>Jolyne's strings apply more and more pressure with each second passing.
I hope you're ready, creep, because the only one fidgeting will be what's left of you!!
>>10448778
W-would you be upset if I said I've completely forgotten who you are?
>>10448906
Aww. Tell me about this little tomboy from the past. I'm sure she's as qt as little kikuchi
>>10448847
A new Ritsu would be nice.
>>10448914
Do you have a card by chance?
>>10448915
Not really....Considering I haven't been here in a while
>>10448947
Oh yes please!
>>10448899
>Check my ava folder
>literally have an Anzu folder at least partially in progress
Huh. Might have to dust that off. There must have been a reason why I never bothered to finish it
>>10448947
I do love me some keions, and Ritsu is a solid third for me (Bronze is still great though!). This'll definitely be a tough choice; Thank you both!
>>10448915
WHAA!?!
>I know! As soon as she breaks my fingers...
>Heh
>Little does she know that I can control my stand outside my body! Crushing my fingers will have no effect on the fidget spinner!
>As soon as she breaks my fingers I'll turn my fidget spinner into a buzzsaw fidget spinner! Taking her out by surprise
...Heh. Go ahead. Do whatever you want. I already won. You have five seconds to live...
>>10449006
>Pets the NEET loli
>>10448954
That I certainly do!
>>10449006
You can't just say that she's your third without telling me who your first is.
>>10448847
Gonna toss in Kumin too
>>10449006
Gabriel from Gabriel DropOut is another
>>10449027
Oh hey, TGIF Sponty.
>>10449027
Oh snap it's you Sponty!
I'd love to get my hands on some Nellko if you have some time.
I know I bug you a lot for her, but I love me some thicc woman.
>>10449014
>Completely ignores you while furiously tapping away at her laptop, mumbling something about "spinning to win" under her breath.
>>10449030
Yui "Fun things are fun" Hirasawa. I even got that cap printed on a mousepad recently
>>10449035
Somnophilia is something I'm not sure how I'd tackle
>>10449039
Shit, can't believe I forgot about her. Is she taken?
>>10449039
>>10449100
(Try lewding her and i'll shot y- Just kidding, characters aren't taken here, you can ava anything you want no matter if someone already uses it)
>>10449100
>Is she taken?
I haven't been here for a loooong while, but I hope she's not so you can play her.
>>10449100
A-And your second? And nope, she's completely free.
>>10449027
>Fucking Sponty back at it again.
>>10449059
And how!
>>10449074
Heya! Is that you, Chinese food anon? I'm sorry I was quite busy for the next few days following our paused session.
>>10449156
You know it~
>>10449138
>>10449146
>>10449146
Azu-nyan, and thanks for the heads up. I can tell I'm in for a tough decision ahead of me
>>10449012
>Jolyne finally lets go, her string going back into her body, and she rushes her opponent, and smashes her fist into his gut!
SWEET DREAMS, CREEP!
>ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDY18X7GxeI
>>10448964
Eh, good point.
Anyway you wanna do it in particular?
>>10449199
Hi sponty. How are you?
>>10448488
(Sorry about vanishing! I lost track of time. I'm just the Rosa that goes around being all tired.)
>>10449199
Have a pleasant day, I hope?
>>10449200
You're cute. Good luck, anon
>>10449200
(Want my folder? pretty much all the manga cropped, a bit of fanart, but 0 anime images)
>>10449201
How about...You choose a hole and I'll make it nice and sore
>>10449199
Yup! That's me love! I was also the anon who went to the hotel bar with her the other night.
How've you been?
>>10449224
(Oh gotcha. It happens. Care for a Pokemon battle?)
>>10449278
(A pokemon battle?)
>>10449201
>GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GA-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
>Flies backwards into the wall
I-I'm stuck! I can't move!
>The fidget spinner spinning overdrive stand master is smashed into the wall
I-I can't get out!
I can't lose! I'm the fidget spinning king!
>tries to recall his stand, but it is useless
>Sees Jolyne walkig towards him
Eek!
>>10449216
Not too bad, and yourself?
>>10449226
Save for the fractured sleep, it hasn't been half bad. How about you, Boco?
>>10449278
Mhm, that's what I meant.
I haven't been too bad, but I'm afraid I won't be able to continue our session tonight, sadly. How have things been on your end?
Things that get your goat about looking for fanart of your ava
>PEOPLE DRAWING JOLYNE WITH DARK-SKIN
>>10449333
I'm fine. Had a busy day. I'm rutting the crap out of my venus real and you just happened to come along. Care to help?
>>10449333
Feels like I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, actually. Just had shit luck all day.
>>10449348
jolyne is a nugger
>>10449388
Guess you've got that in common with you parents
>>10449325
You know what... you're not even worth me killing, geek.
I'll let you off, with a warning.
I've got bigger fish to fry.
Wink wink, nudge nudge.
>>10449253
Uh... I don't reaaally care.
I just like the idea of me getting sore.
>>10449348
This
>>10449450
Zing.
>>10449299
(Ya, something to break the ice. Are you not available for an RP session?)
>>10449333
I'm alright, I got in a car accident that left me bed rested so I have all this down time. So I'm just bored at home. And no worries, go do you, we'll play soon I'm sure!
>>10449465
Show me that gorgeous ass of yours....I'll make it difficult for you to walk and sit down....
>>10449484
Does South Korea even have any black people?
>>10449594
As far as I know, South Korea hates black people, almost as much as they hate the Chinese
>>10449348
No good muscle definition or /d/ tier muscle
>>10449673
God damn, I want to be inside you...
>>10449648
>tfw no racist and xenophobic cutie to chill with and play video games all night long
>>10449348
>They fuck up DMG's eye color
IT'S GREEN YOU KEKS. GREEN. NOT BLUE. FRICK OFF.
>>10449364
While I usually pride myself on my usage of innuendos, I'm afraid that's a saying I'm not at all familiar with.
Unfortunately, like I said, I was just about to head off as I was wrapping up with the anon from the Melusine session.
>>10449388
Oh...? How so?
>>10449506
Wha-!? How did that happen? Are you alright??
>>10449755
How do you feel about the other five Magician Girls, or about Mana/Apprentice Illusion Magician?
>>10449506
(I'm a bit unfocused as of now... my apologies. I'll probably be better tomorrow, if you're online. Maybe fate?)
>>10449780
Mana is a cutie and the first ava I played that wasn't DMG if I remember right.
Can't say I know Apprentice off hand. Most of the other magician girls are pretty adorable.
I remember we had a CMG at one point. THat was cute.
And then there's Gagaga...
>>10449755
Alright but what specific shade of green?
>>10449765
Ah alright then. I'll just nut to some other things of you. Oh, a Venus Real is an onahole if you didn't know. It's comparable to milf pussy.
>>10449765
Nothing big, just a lot of little annoying things. Overslept, late for work, accidentally left my car window open during a thunderstorm, stubbed several of my toes...the whole day was jinxed.
>>10449821
Diss one
>>10449715
>>10449648
Literally Mooty
>>10449589
Yeah yeah, I know you will.
I just fought some tard with a fidget spinner stand, so exscuse me if I seem out of it.
>>10449840
>Implying Mooty is relevant anymore
>>10449814
How the hell could you forget Apple Magician Girl?
>>10449832
AMRBOSE
POST BUTTS
>>10449765
Kinda. Have some severe whiplash and can't really do any physical activity. Which sucks cause I'm all about that /fit/ life.
Some jackass guy hit me from behind and got me sandwiched behind a SUV.
Kinda sucks. lol
>>10449789
(Maybe, I can't really do much for a month. lol. Just know I'm Rosa's biggest fan, so you'll always have someone looking forward to her.)
>>10449881
No, boobs!
>>10449884
>/fit/ life
What's your best PR for the big three my man?
>>10449814
Apprentice is a newer card that seems to be Mana in card-form. And all of the Gagaga girls are adorable. But Winda and Sombres are the best YGO girls.
>>10449916
Nah, big fat dicks!
>>10449844
It's alright, whenever you're ready gorgeous
>>10449881
>>10449916
Why not both?
>>10449858
>>10449840
Mooty?
>>10449823
How lewd, anon!
Hmm, you've just made me realize I don't have a proper milf on my card... What to do, what to do...
>>10449829
Oh dear. Hopefully that doesn't turn into a groundhog day for you.
>>10449884
Sheesh, that sucks. At least you didn't break anything too seriously. Was the guy drunk or anything? What about your insurance?
>>10449950
>>10449881
>>10449916
I agree to both!
>>10449950
Who's this?
>>10449979
I'd be glad to see tomorrow, I know that. Now if only it would stop being so dang humid out...
>>10449881
>>10449979
It's easy to pick yourself a milf. Just play a fighting game or any woman on an empress game. It's how I picked mine. Unf. Plowing this thing is just great, it's like your nice plush butt.
>>10449881
>>10449916
No, feet!
>>10449979
>I don't have a proper milf on my card... What to do, what to do...
Irisviel von Einzbern?
>>10449997
Another one off illustration. Most of the ones I post are like that.
>>10449858
>implying I was bringing relevancy up
She's exactly as koreans are described
>>10450070
Well you have very good taste in one-off girls.
>>10450103
I'm just a guy who knows what he likes.
>>10449979
Nope. he was texting. I just shake my head every time I think about it. It's like god damn.
My insurance is golden. It was all him. All damage is because of him. So I'm set. But I'd rather not have to deal with any of this. I miss going outside and making money. I only like being a lazy slob on my days off, ya know? lol
>>10449924
So if I'm correct, you're talking about bench, squat, deadlift? Acronyms always through me off.
1-2-1. We're all gonna make it anon.
>>10449939
Jolyne, last time I saw you in thread, I had you pinned down with my stand, ready to give you a pounding and you dropped out on me.
>>10450225
>I might have passed out.
>Sorry!
>I also don't remember who you are.
>>10450185
.....as in 1 pound 2 pounds and 1 again? So you're not about that fit life, geez Anon. I had faith in you for a sec.
>>10450253
That's fair, it was a few weeks ago. But, I do think you owe me. ~
>he smirks slightly
>>10449881
Jema's art is a gift from above
>>10450261
Ya, I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry mate. But I still believe we'll make it.
>>10449997
It hasn't been too hot up here in Canada, thankfully. But I hope you have a better day at least.
>>10450035
Hmm, I'm not much one for these types of games, but I'll see what I can do.
>>10450070
I have seen her before here and there, but I wouldn't be nearly comfortable to play a character like that. Or anything Typemoon, for that matter.
>>10450185
Damn... And yep, I know what you mean.
Ah well, I'm sure you'll recover in no time!
>>10450036
>0 replies
>>10450377
Aw, thanks Sponty. You have a good day too.
>>10450377
Thanks luv. If I send you my discord name, would you mind adding me?
>>10450377
Well, can you reccomend me some of your favorite futa doujins or something like that? I wanna go to bed thinking of some of that stuff. If you don't want to, that's ok
>>10450377
I take it you're looking for a more...out there kind of milf like the rest of your card?
>>10450377
Oh! Good evening Ms. Sponty!
>>10450317
So is Hamakaze
>>10450282
I don't owe you nothin, buster!
I was super tiiired!
>>10450490
And Kaga!
>>10450555
I want to double team these two cuties with a fellow anon.
>>10450555
Eh, she's a bit boring.
>>10450546
I guess if that's the way you feel.
>he turns his back to her, pretending to turn to leave before calling out the name of his stand, sending it around Jolyne quickly to attemp a full nelson
>>10447086
Morning ERP. I'm the Thread picture and best Centaur is online, is this a good day?
>>10450427
Take care!
>>10450429
Ah, I'm very rarely on Discord, I'm afraid. I don't think it'd do much good. You'd have a better chance catching me in the threads.
>>10450433
Umm... I couldn't say if this is one of my favorites, but it's certainly one I've enjoyed recently at least:
https://exhentai.org/g/1042055/988e0a8bd1/
>>10450450
Oh, hehe. Well, I wouldn't put it that way but... It's true that I do tend to gravitate towards more... Excessive characters.
As far as source material goes, though, I generally have trouble getting invested in most doujins or VNs, and their characters.
>>10450466
Why hello there, pretty knight~
>>10450611
What size are your breasts, Yuki?
>>10450036
>>10450408
>>10450408
>>10450647
Oh this is nice. I'll finish to this and head to bed. Have a good night sponty.
>>10450653
A
Last time for today, post dick sizes.
>>10450725
30"
>>10450725
Literally everyone here that says they're above 6" is a liar.
>>10450667
Don't look at me like that
>>10450725
Bob Kelso. Ten inches.
>>10450749
What if I'm 6 1/4?
>>10450647
Your flattery is unnecessary... but appreciated.
>>10450695
A perfect size.
>>10450695
Let's make them triple Ds
>>10450647
Huh. Really wish I brushed up on my non-human MILF knowledge before I asked you that, cause I'm drawing blanks here.
>>10450758
>>10450647
Gotcha, no worries, figured I would add you so we could chat outside of fooling around. Anyway, I'm off to eat some dinner.
If you're on later, I'd love to spend time with you, but if not, no worries. Be good luv.
>>10450647
>pets sponty
Do you come often to the threads?
>>10450801
You think so?
>She doesn't look really convinced.
>>10450826
Too weight.
>>10450725
Big enough to fuck Uranus.
>>10450834
I-I'm gonna go now..
>>10450749
I'm like 5 1/2, but I'm also a fat fuck, so I don't really care.
>>10450799
>Anon, having nothing better to do with his time, takes out a comb and brushes Cerea's hair.
>>10450846
Of course I do! At that size, you can easily fill the entire thing up with your hand, which just makes it that much more fun to squeeze and play with. And better for you since they're not missing an inch.
>>10450725
6.75. 7 if I'm really hard.
>>10450846
You're right, you're right... Double Ds
>>10450903
Sound reasonable.
>She still eyeing her breast, she clearly is a bit conflicted about them. It doesn’t help that both her female friends are quite endowed.
>>10450725
Still 9.
>>10450886
Hm?!
Ah, excuse me... that feels nice... but could I trouble thee to cease?
>>10450940
Nozomi already. If you like big.
Post avas that you want to see played
>>10448337
>ywn lewd that tomboish idol.
Why live?
>>10450601
>Jolyne is ready for anything, Stone Free quickly grappling with the Stand to get it off her.
Yeah, not so fast.
>>10450941
Oh, come on. They're not that bad. For one thing, they won't get in the way or hurt if you're running. You've got much more freedom to move without those big things weighing you down all the time. There's so many advantages to being petite!
>>10450943
Huh?
Oh, no problem. I just saw a few lew ends that I thought I'd smooth back into shape. Sorry for the inconvenience
>He steps back and tucks the comb back into his pocket.
>>10450683
Glad you approve! Good night, and sleep well.
>>10450799
But is it still flattery if it's the truth, though?
>>10450830
Oh, don't worry about it. It's not like my card is short on curvy pillowy characters anyhow.
>>10450835
Alrighty. Take care now!
>>10450842
Of course! Well, sort of.
More often than on Discord anyway.
>>10451028
Yeah.
>Her voice sounds a bit detached while saying so.
Except most guy don’t like.
>>10450994
>>10451058
Well I like. I like a lot. And I know for a fact that plenty of others around here do too. You ever hear the phrase "flat is justice"? Well that didn't just come from nowhere, you know.
>>10450994
>>10451035
It is no problem. I am just unused to sudden contact like so. I have been training myself not to immediately kick when provoked, you see...
>She says, sounding not very proud of her habit.
>>10451053
Ohh...! Your ways are mysterious but most enticing, Ms. Sponty! Such charisma...!
>>10451103
Weird. Most girl in Ace Attorney have big boobs, especially Mia Fei. And Justice is not something related to breasts size it is a pure social construct, an ideal that has no true shape in this world. There is not a single atom of Justice.
>She start droning in her monotonous voice clearly missing the point.
>>10450994
>>10451149
Why Cerea is so best?
>>10451197
>>10451071
I want to FUCK C.C!
>>10451197
I-It's just a figure of speech, Yuki. It just means that a lot of guys out there find petite chests to be superior, so they just made their own little makeshift saying to rally behind.
>>10451149
Oh, I see. A few people I know have habits like that, but their attempts of breaking it haven't been going as well as yours. Keep up the good work.
>He looks up and down Cerea's body for a moment before decides to carefully pat her shoulder.
Too bad I don't have any carrots on me.
>>10451266
Ah. I see.
>Satisfied with your response she sits down and start reading her book back.
>>10451239
She is.
>>10451149
But it's only natural in the presence of a lovely lady such as yourself, my dear Centorea~
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
>>10451212
Thy kindness is too much!
....But it is true that I am far more capable than any lamias or mermaids thou may hear from.
>>10451281
C-Carrots?! A-Ah... Erm... D-Don't be foolish! Tis only a stereotype that one such as myself would enjoy a carrot as a common horse would! In truth, I hate carrots. However, it is my duty to take and dispose of any unwanted carrots thou may possess.
>>10451560
!!
M-Ms. Sponty! Thy technique is too powerful! Even a disciplined knight as myself has...!!
>>10451672
It’s not just a matter of being capable …. It’s your aura. You are such a proud and proper Knight-maiden. It’s your passion and sense of honor that make you so appealing?
It’s so strange, you are a knight born to serve a King and yet I could not be surprised that lot of people would be glad to serve under you.
>sub skewed rp game
>ss13 server
>had decent-good experiences every time I play dom
>accidentally pick my sub char, most played, which is STILL a virgin when there's all these sluts I want to bone, could take literally any/all of them, but few dudes I'd bother with myself
UGH
>>10451672
Oh, I see. I guess my knowledge about centaurs is more lacking than I thought.. shame. I think that there's a grocery store nearby which has some carrots, maybe I could buy some and you could uh, 'dispose' of them?
>>10451738
Serve under me?! P-Preposterous! I am a servant, not a lord! One such as I is not fit for such a role!
>>10451801
Really?! That would be wonderfullllllllly foolish!
.....But if that is what thou wishes, I would be happy to assist thee in disposing as them.
Post irl avas
>>10451896
>>10451672
Well then, I'd better get going before I make the gorgeous centaur even more flustered~
>Getting on the very tip of her toes for the extra reach, she plants a dainty kiss right on Cerea's lips. Must be common practice where she's from.
Take care, now!
>>10450994
Any of them.
>>10451941
Not sure if I want a Saber Alter or a Jannu Alter more
luckily we will get neither
>>10451893
Why so preposterous? Was not the Maiden of Orleans devoted to a King a Country and an Ideal? And yet if you asked the men that followed her on the battlefield most of them were there because they loved her more than those things. They fought for her love even if no one of them dared to touch her. In what you are less noble and charming than her? I could not fathom why men could not done wonderful and great things just for one of your adorable smiles.
>>10451893
Your tone really suggests otherwise...anyway, hold on. I'll be right back.
>He turns around and jogs towards the aforementioned grocery store, sliding past the automated doors. It's not long before he's seen exiting the place with a bag in his hands while onroute back to the centaur, stopping once he's close enough.
Here you go. I got about.. twenty? That should be enough for now and later.
>Anon holds out the bag of goods for Cerea to take.
So, who wants to suck my dick?
>>10452274
Definitely Morrigan.
>>10452274
Fuck off.
>>10452274
Go stick your dick in a cabbage again.
>>10452316
Why are you so obsessed with Morrigan?
>>10452328
How did I trigger you? I haven't even done anything here in a long time.
>>10452343
>sticks dick in cabbage
>you like this
Do we have a slutty Harley Quinn or is it fair game?
Also give me other characters people want to see played
>>10452355
>Either this or Erina.
>>10452355
DMG plays Harley Quinn.
>>10451940
>While Centorea is preoccupied with Sponty's charms and being flustered, she doesn't realize Sponty is closing in until it's far too late. Her eyes widen and her face goes beet red as she shares a kiss with Sponty. As Sponty leaves, Centorea is frozen in place.
T....Take care...
>>10451987
Surely the circumstances were different then! I am no prophet! I'm but a humble knight! C-Cease thy flattery!
>>10452074
>Centorea takes the bag, eyes wide as she looks within in astonishment.
Ohhh... I do not know why thou hast wasted thy money on such things but, uh, fret not! I shall dispose of them...! Later... In private...
>>10452355
DMG has Harley Quinn but I dunno how slutty her version is since I haven't seen anyone pick her.
Too many to count for me desu
>>10452355
Either of them will do.
>>10452411
Fine I will cease, but rest assured that is not flattery. Unless calling a rose a rose is flattery. Just merely stating a truth.
>>10452411
I WANT TO FUCK THAT HORSE
>>10452411
Don't like eating in public or something? I understand. Let me know if you enjoy them.
>He nods in understanding and looks both ways down the road.
So, what are your plans for today?
>tfw no anons to inflate me into a helpless blueberry
>>10452478
Aaaah, why must everyone here be on a quest to embarrass me?!
>>10452521
DESIST!
>>10452532
E-Eat them?! How did you kno- E-Erm, I mean, don't be foolish! I am simply disposing of them, like I said! A-Anyway, my plans for tonight were to go on a brisk walk, which I have just accomplished, and then get some rest.
>>10452695
I shall not desist! I won't stop wanting to fuck you ever, you're just that sort of perfect
>>10452355
>>10452695
We have no desire to embarrass you prod Lady Knight. We are just in awe of your beauty. And when men such us are in awe we are compelled to praise it, like the ancient troubadours singing tribute to the princesses that stolen they hearts. See, even trying to stop I barely can’t.
Hello Compatriots.
I'm CIA
>>10452641
can someone please just erp with this guy so he stops appearing in every thread
>>10452695
Right, right; it's just 'disposal'. I take it this is the part where you get some rest, yeah? Does that mean you're heading back home?
Hello fellow adventurers. Safe journey to you all!
>>10452355
Erica Hartmann from Strike Witches
>>10452743
Who is this?
>>10452434
DMG's Harley is more flirty than slutty, but still down for the dick. Gets requested about as much as other characters on their card like Melina
>>10452805
If you give him attention he will come back for more
>>10452868
Assassin of Black from Fate/Apoc and Fate/GO
>>10452355
DMG uses the Batman TAS Harley. He doesn't really care about duplicates but if you were to play Harley from the comics or Suicide Squad then you would definitely be able to tell the two apart
>>10452714
I think I shall take my leave...
>>10452751
It matters not if there is any desire! You still are!! I-I must leave before this gets worse!
>>10452832
It certainly does. I must thank thee for allowing me to dispose of thy... trash. It is my civil duty to protect and serve the good people! Farewell!
...Feel free to contact me if thou needst anymore carrots disposed of. I am an expert in carrot disposal. Do not ask questions.
>>10451316
>Anon pokes Yuki's nose.
>>10452964
I’m sorry if I cause you such distress noble Knight. Go if you must but please come back, this place need of you more of what you think.
Whatcha listenin to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce1r05SSbwA
>>10452964
..Right. I'll be sure to bring you any and all carrots you need for future disposal, in the future.
See you later.
>>10453007
The voices in my head
Any advice for a pathetic Anon who has lost his confidence to RP?
>>10452940
Oh
>>10452942
I was thinking of the trashy SS Harley
>>10453027
ERP, erp, ERP, ErP, eRp! That's how you take back your confidence! You need training, a buddy, an amigo. Someone you can trust, it's kind and at the same time is honest about your RP and personality over all then you ERP, ERP ,ERPPP.
>>10453081
Go to sleep Morrigan.
wheres some booty when you need to smash tho
>>10453044
Then go for it.
Always room for more Ava's
I wish you the best in your future
>>10453081
>Confidence
>Talent
>Friends
I don't have any of those...
Does that mean I'm destined to be a failure in /erp/?
Reminder that if you like Cerea, you are a degenerate horsefucker that needs to be forcefully removed from the genepool.
>>10453208
While I don't want to fuck Cerea, I do like her more than most of the main monster grills. That said, Zombina a best girl.
>>10453208
Reminder that if you give a fuck about who somebody wants to lewd, you should be castrated
>>10453240
Katja?
>>10453207
You have confidence, you just need to find it! Talent? Everyone has talent in way way or another. About friends, I'm here! I can be one though I'm sure you have lots and lots of friends already.
>>10453227
You get to live for now. Go with Christ.
>>10453232
>Upholding human decency is cause for castration
I bet you like to stick it in little kids too, Anon.
>>10453240
>>10453256
She would have a field day with some of the avas here.
>tfw you feel like your writing ability is subpar, so you don't ERP when you want to
>tfw you can't last more than a minute or two fapping, and edging just leads to ejaculation without the sense of orgasm
>tfw you try to mentally suppress your own arousal to prevent disappointment
>>10453322
You don't jerk off while typefucking, dummy. It's distracting for both things. You wait till it's done, use the archives, or you jerk off to other people's sessions or something.
>>10453207
Then it'sa done fuckin' deal~!
>>10453349
>>10453322
I jerk off during sessions
>>10453349
What I mean is that I can't typefuck well, and jacking off is rarely satisfying due to the fact that I rarely actually make it to an orgasm, when I actually do it, which is at a very separate time. Separate things.
>>10453270
>>10453380
How did we not get a Katja yet? Big milky tits is one of the most common thing around here after futa.
>>10453386
There was one not too long ago, but not too many people played with them. I think they went for only anons though, or maybe didn't have the chance to play around with avas.
>>10453386
Also the gifs aren't from Seikon no Qwaser, but are instead from Sin Nanatsu no Taizai.
>>10453433
>We have 0 seikon Avas
How?
>>10453257
>Lots and lots of friends
Oh, you adorable but naive little angel, I'm too much of a train wreck for people to like me.
>>10453452
Train wreck? Where is the train going? Can I get a ride? I'd love to hop into the train. Is it free?
>>10453449
Probably because it's not a well known anime. I haven't even heard of it until I saw some gifs years after it first aired.
>>10453486
For ecchi it's still pretty known, just sucks it hasn't been repped here
>>10453486
We're in erp though, we have some super obscure stuff that even goes full on artist OC. It's a pretty well known ecchi series too since it's hoods.
>>10453481
There's no train but I have something else you can ride
>>10453433
See I can't tell what the difference even is.
>>10453526
Look at it this way, it takes a certain type of person to want to ava, and then those people have to be in the right mood and maybe recently watched said show, as well as like certain characters and want to play certain characters, to pick them up.
I know the way I do it, and I think lots of other avas do too, is definitely take into account popularity and how often someone is going to be requested in all that. But if I've just seen a show with a top tier waifu maybe I'll pick them up for a short time just to try.
>>10453355
Jesus, those fishnets are ridiculously hot on her.
>>10453481
Hey Mako, can I see your big fat titties?
>>10453572
Dey'd look hotter 'round yer neck Anon.
>>10453641
Are you threatening to strangle that poor man with your fishnets?
>>10453665
..I was gonna use my legs, but if he's into dat too...
Fresh bread when?
>>10453936
When someone makes it.
>>10453936
>>10454051
>>10454075
>>10454075
>>10454075
>>10454075
>>10454075
New bread, freshly served!