Who is /trash/'s mascot and why is it Anonymoo?

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Get out newfag. Literally day 1 of this board's existence, we decided Trish is our mascot.

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>>10437613
Who the fuck is her/him?

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>>10437613
Okay but Anonymoo is still better.

>>10437682

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Board-tans/trash

>>10437332
Anonymoo is garbage. Get that meme-shit out of here.

>>10437802
Stop memeposting please

>>10437332
>>10437404
>>10437695
I want to marry her!
And maybe milk her and fatten her up, though maybe not exactly in that order!

>>10437920
>stop meme-posting
>makes a thread about a meme-character

>>10438442
RACIST!!!
DRUMPFTARD!!!!!!!
IIIIIMMMMMMMPPPPPPPEEEEEEAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

moo

>>10441191
>Put an ad in the local paper that you're looking for a roommate since your last one, a falling-down-drunk skips another payment and you have him booted
>A bunch of weirdos show up, same as always, rarely with proof of income and those that do are usually weird and likely to be rapists or octopi in disguise
>The usual "Thank you for your time. I'll call you up if you got the room."
>The day is winding down, you've seen at least forty people judging by your note-pad
>Gonna lock the door for the day when you get one last knock, a simple double-tap
>Open the door with the cut and dry plastered-smiled "Hello, I'm Anon, nice to me-"
>Standing in the doorway is a woman of such comically extreme proportions and size, her titanic tits fill the upper portion of the doorway, her obscenely oversized body filling the rest of your view
>Her outfit is a cow-print bikini plus arm sleeves and leggings + Cow bell, ears and.. tail?, showing off a fucking ton of pale-green flesh all over
>"M-moo?"
>You respond in a moderate stutter to come in
>Sit down, she takes a seat in the kitchen chair you set across from the couch
>The chair just utterly explodes under her titanic bum
>Doesn't even flinch as her fat ass flops onto the floor
>Just sits there staring at you for a while until you ask if she has a job
>She produces an entire resume from between here titanic tits and hands it to you, holding this genuine, gentle smile as she settles back in
>She's a lab technician at some genetics plant just outside of town with four + years of experience and a whole list of other things and skills
>Single, 22 years old
>"Okay, so, I just have one question: Can you say anything besides moo?"
>"M-m-moo-o~.."
>A sad, draw-out noise emits from her mouth, now turned in a slight frown
>You set the portfolio down, stand up, walk around the coffee table, pat this titan on the head, her face eye-level with yours while sitting on here overblown ass
>And say "That's fine. You got the room."

>>10441524
2/2
>A look of pure joy fills here face as she grabs you with both arms about the waist and drags you into a bear hug, smooshing you thoroughly between her extreme assets

>>10441524
>>10441539
>Lab technician
>Not a walking dairy farm, in need of someone to taste test and sell her produce, hence how she makes a living

>>10441539
Needs a 3/2

>>10441539
I'd love a continuation

I want to be the anonymoo!

>>10442302
Then play as her in the ERP threads, dummy.

>>10442158
>>10442293
I'll think about it. I mostly do stuff on the spur of the moment.
>>10441596
TL;DR: My idea is horrible lab accident fucked up her genes, she has to be milked regularly (as Anon will soon find), she's not big on words, unless it's through the Internet anonymously, and is quite antisocial.
Oh and her green skin is natural, it's a world where Anonymous people are, while not common, regular enough.

>>10442488
The only times I've looked into those threads, they've looked cruddy.

>>10442537
They're fine if you ignore the shitposting.

>>10437613
Anonymoo was here day one too, you faggot.

>>10442653
She wasn't, actually.

She didn't make her appearance until like, edition three or four of Boobthread, if I recall.

And Boobthread wasn't even around day one either.

>>10437332
>>10437695
>ywn blow raspberries on her rumbly tumbly

any pics of her getting milked by a pump?

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>>10446706
This is as close I've got. I still don't know where people find more art of her.

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>>10446774
Most of it gets posted in boobthread, but there hasn't been much lately.

>>10443754
>ywn blow raspberries on her rumbly tumbly
stahp ;_;

>>10441524
hawt

>>10446774
Who's the one milking her?

>>10448707
Baa, a stand-in for 8ch.

>>10448762
I dunno if she was ever actually meant to be 8ch, but I know that Baanonymous made to basically give Moo a friend.

>>10448762
>>10448802
Are there any more pics of her?

>>10448973
Yes, but I don't have any of them saved.

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>>10446774
I think dufel originally made her and huge boob thread loved her to bits and drawfags popped out of the woodwork around there and got lots of lovin' from the mammary enthusiasts.

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>>10449966
holy dubs
praise nonnymoo

>>10449940
That's it.

Moo

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>>10447001
>ywn feel her nibbles expand and harden as you prepare to milk her
>ywn relax her with a horn massage
>ywn play with her ears, watching them twitch as you prod them or turning her into putty in your hands by scratching behind them
>ywn hear her coming from a mile away just by listening for her footfalls, long before you can hear her bell ringing
>ywn lay on her as a mattress, since she wound up breaking every bed you've got
>ywn wake up buried in her thighs, or breasts, or belly and only be able to tell which it was after you've made your escape (which won't be easy with all the cuddling she does)
>ywn hurriedly go bra shopping with her to keep her decent before she outgrows her current cups
>ywn find out that the panties you got for her as a surprise present barely fit up past her knees
>ywn discover that no matter what size of pants you manage to squeeze her into, they'll always split down the seams
>ywn be able to always see her belly button (and the rest of her lovely chub) staring back at you despite her yanking her shirt down as best she can
>ywn take her on tri-daily outings to to all-you-can-eat buffets, rotating from one to another to keep from getting banned from all of them
>ywn wind up banned along with her from all those all-you-can-eat buffets
>ywn put her appetite and unique physiology to use by acting as a door-to-door gardening duo
>ywn wind up with every lawn in a twenty mile radius stripped down to the roots, with a huge, happy, and full anonymoo the bed of your gardening™ pickup™ truck™
>ywn wind up with a broken down gardening™ pickup™ truck™ thanks to having exceeded the maximum weight capacity
>ywn finance all your adventures by selling her milk to as many stores as you can
>ywn notice increasingly larger numbers of ladies with green skin, strangely expressive question marks for faces, and above average endowment as you go about your day-to-day business
>ywn accidentally wind up flooding the world with anonymoo milk

I love anonymoo!

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>>10454366
>each line starts with ywn

milk

>>10441524
>>10441539
This is fuckin precious
Today /trash/ wasn't garbage

>>10456805
Y'know that's like common occurrence on RP generals right? Except maybe HG, those lazy bums.

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I know Trish, never heard of Anonymoo...

>>10456960
Other way around over here. Never heard of Trish before, saw Anonymoo plenty of times.

>>10456960
I've heard of both. Trish is definitely the board-tan while Anonymoo is the Huge Boobs mascot.

>>10455529
>stopped reading there image
stopped reading there

I'd seen Anonymoo a few times, but considered Trish to be /trash/'s mascot.

>>10437332
cowgirls are the best kind of girls

>>10461640
>>10459552
More Moo!
Greentexts especially!

It's kind of a shame that a vocal minority in /huge boobs/ started disliking her.

>>10466492
Bollocks we did.

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>>10465680
>The day after meeting Anonymoo and taking her on as a roommate
>She brought all her stuff, which was mostly spare outfits and a few (too many xs to properly count) sweaters and the like
>That's excluding the last four boxes which was all vidya consoles, games, and a damn good PC (taking up the last cardboard crate on its own)
>While she doesn't exactly travel light, she has her priorities straight and knows how to pack
>After helping her unpack, which repeatedly ended up with her mashing those absurd mammaries of hers against your back to put something on the wall or into the closet almost like you weren't even there
>That is to say, she just got focused on whatever she was doing, oblivious to what was around her, probably due to those view-obscuring mountains
>Her new room, whose door-frame was also far too small for her (how she manages to force her bulk through it without bursting the frame is a sight to behold, like that of a master contortionist moving through it in a single, fluid motion) was across the way from your room, separated by the joint kitchenette and living room in a relatively spacious area with a grand view of the city out the front window
>Anyway, after unpacking all her crap, you offer to make lunch for the two of you, which is met with a moo that borders on a gentle, happy trill
>So you make breakfast instead while she chills on the couch, her gallons of ass filling out ~2/3s of the poor old sofa, the sounds of Dead Space 1 echo from the TV as she is busy blowing apart Necromorphs and the like
>Before calling that lunch is ready, you consider that she'd probably obliterate two seats at the dining island that separates the kitchenette and the living room in the process and instead just bring her a plate heaped fully with eggs, strips of bacon and sausage-links stuck into it
>You set it on the coffee table along with a fork and knife

1/2

>>10466731
>Setting the controller down next to her plate, she heaves it up, lets out another pleasant moo and begins chowing down
>You meander back and pile up a bit for yourself
>By the time you return, however, she's cleaned her plate and is holding it out, presumably for seconds since the silverware is lodged firmly between her two canyonous orbs
>A little pale, you hand her yours and head back to make proper seconds
>You watch her devour the meager portion, by comparison to hers, in no time at all, horfing entire links in that modest little maw of hers
>Finally, you return with a proper plate to feed her ravenous tummy, to which she moos, more gentle, almost sultry, this time
>When you finally sit down with her to have your portion, she's only about halfway through, seeming to take her time with this set
>By the time you finish your plateful, so has she, letting out a little burp as her plate hits the coffee table
>Drawing herself backwards, she settles into a very relaxed position, "modest" belly poking out for all the world to see that it's full, modest solely by comparison to the absurdity of her other curves, cause it is definitely a gut by normal standards
>Before you know what's happening, she's passed out and slumped over you, huge honkers pressing down on you awkwardly
>You'd try to escape from this flesh prison, but before you can do so, she rolls over and you are properly engulfed in her meaty form, pinned between a couch and a soft place
>As expected, your manhood is also at full attention, somewhere just under her navel, but you have no hope of doing anything about it
>The rest of the day is spent with your face against a gentle snoring green-skinned cow-girl who is more akin to a behemoth of jiggling flesh
>At least it's warm, cause the landlord is very stingy with heating in this chilly December weather

More later when I feel like it.

fatfags need to kill themselves

What kind of person would just go into a thread they don't even like just to shit on people?

>>10466492
I'm pretty sure it just one guy.
Or at the very least the fact that every negative post about her calls her a meme leads me to believe that.

>>10466753
Oh and I guess if you have any plot ideas, feel free to dump them here. My fetishes aren't very extreme, but if it fits well enough, I don't mind writing outside my comfort zone if you don't mind meh quality green-text.

>>10437695
>random bubble highlights

>>10468699
>As expected, your manhood is also at full attention, somewhere just under her navel
This alone allowed me to sense that you are my nigga

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>cows are herding animals
Does Anonymoo have a herd?
Does she have some moo friends?

>>10466731
>>10466753
>>10468699
Dude, you're my fucking hero. This is fantastic and right up my alley.
You should have her taking a shower and laughably squashing into it, maybe timidly asking for help washing certain parts of her, which of course leads to further hyper smothering and maybe her even getting a little flustered

>>10470380
Yah, There's Baa, the little red goat shortstack.

>>10466753
Unf

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>>10470511
>a herd of giant, hyper voluptuous cow girls
>a herd of shortstack goat ladies
It's paradise.

>>10470480
I'm glad you and everyone else is enjoying it. When the spirit of the written word takes me, she damn-well takes me to the limit of my skill.

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>>10470721
I wish she would take you more often!
Sweeping you into the deep gorge of her massive, heaving bosom.

>>10437332
I FORGOT THIS WAS MADE

http://luffy316.blogspot.com/2017/03/anonymoo-greentext-mini-story.html

ENJOY

>>10468699
Anonymoo sits on one of your favorite things, and tries to make it up to you
Trying to do some multiplayer but Anonymoo experiments with ways to distract you so she'll win
Finding out she can make ice cream, a la >>10470817 (which is pretty fukken nice)
Taking her out to Chick Fil A
Holding hands with her
It's laundry day, and she's got almost nothing to wear until her clothes are done
Meeting some of her friends
Having a conversation with her over the interbuttz, probably friendly messaging and banter until she asks what's for dinner and if you've got anything planned for the night, then getting steamier
Helping her get through her doorway after one too many foodthings shows her master contortionist skills are starting to fail on her
Pantsu raid
Bring your roommate to work day(s)
The fridge is out of milk, and neither of you feel like going to the store
Trying to order pizzas, counting out her moos for how many she wants. Neighbors complain about incessant mooing, landlord comes up to give the what for
She learns about various chemicals/gene altering things/science shit at her work that she wants to try out on you

>>10471467
The majority of these are great and I second them in no particular order, though I like the pizza one especially.

>>10471467
>Moo does gene-splicing on you

[Wipes Brow]

Lawd yes.

>>10468699
Anything as long as it involves Anonymoo casually and without noticing obliterating furniture, clothing, doorways, etc.

>Having a whole farm of Anonymoos, each more affectionate yet needy than the last

>>10471467
All very good ideas. I'll hop on some of them tomorrow. It's 2:30 A.M. currently. I'd also suggest anyone who wants to do some of their own. More moo the mooier. And in the event the thread dies, I'll post my stoof in the Writethread.
>>10471957
>You're checking a new batch of Moos from the lab
>You find another aberration (nothing serious, just way too thin) and ship her off to the Repurposing Lab

>>10471957
>baanonymous pen out in the back, though sometimes they try to escape and get some of the anonymoo feed
>don't even have a name for the pig girls yet, but they've got that same question mark for a face

>>10471995
>Mutant moos
>That one that's 15 feet tall
>The one that might as well be a baanon if you painted her red
>The EXTRA THICCKCKCK one
>The one with 4 tits
>Anorexic Moo
>Glutton Moo who is never sated
>Buff Moo

>>10472019
>a name for the pig girls
Oinknonymous.
Anonymoink.

>>10471995
>>10472068
>Tiny pocket-sized moo, just for fun

>>10472121
>Feed her grapes all day every day
>Outgrows your pocket

>>10472068
>>That one that's 15 feet tall
>loves when you wash her, helps out when you need a ladder
>>The one that might as well be a baanon if you painted her red
>very clingy, winds up strapped to your leg when you try to leave
>>The EXTRA THICCKCKCK one
>can't help grinding up against you, only mostly on accident, loves when you ring her bell or otherwise remind her of her cow-like features
>>The one with 4 tits
>far more vocal when getting milked, winds up devoting her arms to being a makeshift bra when she's standing
>>Anorexic Moo
>about as cuddly as the shortstack without the lewd, helps cook and clean
>>Glutton Moo who is never sated
>showers you with even more affection (barge-loads compared to her sisters' boat-loads) than other anonymoos, provided there's some food involved, steals/asks for too small clothes so she can explode out of them
>>Buff Moo
>often tries to challenge you for dominance over the herd but gives up if you give her even a light squeeze to the boober, squirts her milk farther than the others

>>10472230
I'm loving every part of this.

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>>10472210
>>10472230
UNF
N
F

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>>10472230
A Moo for every flavor

Giantess moo? Fuck just imagine how pleasantly heavy she would be, and all the lewdness her massive body can provide. Like desperately hanging onto her tail to avoid slipping into her bett crack

>>10473043
Moo's pretty big by default.
I did like >>10472068's idea for a 15 foot tall one, though.

>>10473169
15 feet isn't tall enough

>>10473001
>Putting sunscreen on Anonymoo
>takes about an hour to get her whole body, and that's not including the times you slip and fall into her cleavage/asscrack/between her thighs/into her underboob-belly area
>By the time you're done she almost needs a new application
>Worth it to see her flop back and jiggle in the sun as she sunbathes, ass devouring her suit and tits sliding out easily without her noticing to flash the beach in a huge, squishy display

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>>10473191
Which panel, then?

>>10473324
From 1 to 3?

8.

>>10473350
>planet sized Moo
A tempting offer, but how would you interact with her? What would you do if you wanted to talk to her?

>>10473383
Good question. Probably need to use an immense set of speakers or something.

Alternatively, no need to communicate when your planet is the moo itself which you live on and worship every morning.

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>>10473350
Oh my. That seems a bit excessive. This anon might be right: >>10473383

bednight bump
>>10471839
>wind up with premium stud load size
>now you know how she feels when she pleads you to milk her

damn shame girls irl with similar physiques have such shit personalities

>>10474166
>similar physiques
I desperately need to know where all these 7'+ hyper hourglass with spare monster truck tire girls you speak of are.

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poor Trish... this threads hurt my soul...
I feel so bad for her

>>10474318
trish is for fags

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>>10474680
She is not the tan we want but she is the tan /trash needs

>>10474318
>Generic furshit #147328
>vs a fun, cute design stylistically born out of previous iterations of anonymous yet also appealing even outside of its own board
Coming to 4chan for furry content really is like sifting through gutter trash, so in a way I suppose that at least is fitting for her

>>10474952
>Generic furshit #147328
What are you talking about?
She's not black with neon green highlights, a buzzcut wig, excessive amounts of piercings and glowing genitals.

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>>10474952
>Generic furshit

how an anon can be so wrong?

Can Anonymoo get pregnant?
I'd like to have a large family with Anonymoo!

How's about a good old barnyard wrestle between Trish and Anonymoo to decide who the true mascot of /trash/ should be?

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>>10475448
I will never let Trish lose her happy meal cardboard crown

BUT

a wrestling between those two... I think my penis approves this... maybe in a mud pool? I'm open to suggestions, a /trashtoons wrestling show sounds really exiting!

>>10475448
This

>>10474003
>After your gene splicing she now wants to have sex with you
>She's just as bottomless with her sexual appetite as she is with her normal one
>still really cute and fun about it though

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>>10437332
I like both Trish and Moo.

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>>10476640
I don't see why we have to settle for just one.
Let them share a homestead.

>>10476658
I just prefer Moo but whatever

>>10475448
>mascot
Trish can keep it, but that still sounds like a great idea.

>>10471467
>Anonymoo sits on one of your favorite things
>Holding hands with her
>It's laundry day,and she's got almost nothing to wear until her clothes are done
>Helping her get through her doorway
>Trying to order pizzas counting out her moos for how many she wants
I want all of these, hot damn

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>>10478024
>>It's laundry day, and she's got almost nothing to wear until her clothes are done
That's not a problem. That's promising!

>>10478221
>Anonymoo trudging around in nothing but an old, waaay too tight pair of panties and no bra
>Huge, unrestrained tits wobbling around, knocking into the walls and knocking down lamps and wall decorations
>as she sits on the couch, they sprawl out in her lap, big and beautiful and free to take up as much space as they want
>You're pretty sure you could almost entirely fit between them
>Actually, you're sure of it, as she stands up to readjust them and their size becomes even more apparent and pronounced
>She eventually looks over at you with an inquisitive head cocked smile, and you realize you've been staring at them for the past hour
>Out of nowhere, she lumbers up, walks up to you and wraps her arms around you in a big grateful hug, little content moos coming out as she lightly sways her body back and forth, happy as a clam
>Not that you could really tell, as you've been transported to the smoosh dimension, encased by her slightly flabby arms, big, round gut, and humongous, all encompassing breasts on all sides of you
>you can feel her moving around, presumably to the laundry room, but don't want to leave at all, so you just hug back and dig yourself in deeper
>you hear her giggle from above as she reaches the laundry room
>as you stick your hand out, you realize that she's put a shirt on over you, solidifying your encasement in your fleshy prison
>Whatever plans you had for the day, you decide you can handle tomorrow, as you nestle in and explore your new surroundings with your hands and tongue, drawing out little happy moos from above
>Laundry day is pretty awesome, you conclude

>yfw anonymoo sat down at the table an hour ago and is now on her way to her room
>You see a single chair leg just barely sticking out of her rear
>Her ass literally swallowed the whole damn chair
>look back to the table, notice TWO chairs are missing
>dear god

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>>10478486
How big is Moo? I'm thinking well over 9'.

>all these sheep and cows
https://static1.e621.net/data/9d/22/9d229fb8d23cb6d752f9ea5ca2de8a60.webm

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>>10478618
Hard to say, but here's one of the size difference references. Not sure how accurate it is though.

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>>10478709
THAT IS UDDERLY PERFECT

>>10471467
>Let's fast-forward 6 days
>It's laundry day
>Over the past few days, you've learned some.. interesting things
>Moo spends a LONG time in the bathroom 1-2 times a day, releasing an ungodly amount of forcibly held-back moos for some unknowable reason
>Neighbor has complained a few times, but they're cowed into silence when a hulking titan of soft-green looms behind me
>Moo spends an ~8 hour shift from noon until 8 at night working wherever the hell
>You know this because she leaves you notes on the kitchenette's island about what happened after you left for the office and before she left, always signed at noon with time-stamp
>Turns out she's quite eloquent in her written verse as well
>Of course, when she walks through the door in that weird way of hers, it's always with a happy or a worn-out moo before collapsing on the poor sofa, which has rapidly begun to fall apart under her colossal bulk
>Back on topic, Saturday in December, laundry day
>Moo walks out like she does every morning, around 10 in the morning with a tired, drawn out mooo~
>Today, however, she's not wearing a top
>And her usual cow-print panties have been replaced with a pair of super-jumbo plaid boxers that are bursting at the seams, the front flap showing off a decent window of her hairless pubic-bone
>You tell her it's laundry day, to which she groggily responds with another moo as she wanders into the kitchen looking for her coffee cup, which is actually more of an ale tankard in size
>She pours out the entire coffee pot into her jug before power-chugging the whole damn thing
>When it comes down, she looks energized, that question mark on her face, going from droopy to a perfect shape once more in a single instant
>Moo~~, she seems ready to start the day
>"Gather up all your dirty clothes, we're heading down to the laundromat"
>A few minutes later, she's amassed her pile of cow-print bikinis in a little basket, hefting her titanic tits up with it

1/3

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>>10478860
>You ask if she has any other tops to wear, to which she blinks a few times before realizing she is topless, dropping her basket and trying desperately to hide her engorged mountains, blushing profusely
>She ducks into her room and in mere moments, returns, having donned an exceptionally large sweater that managers to cover up her tits and ass in a single garment, but just barely, her meat-flanks poking out while she's standing tall
>You're salivating a little just looking at her, but suppress that for now
>The two of you make your way down to the laundry room, via the stairs, cause the last time Moo took the elevator, it buckled and almost gave-way beneath her weight
>The place is almost empty, save the land-lady (a 50-some-odd crone), her kids (all in their 20s and 30s except for little Jasminka, who is only 10), and Machu Picchu, the local crack dealer whom everyone mostly ignores since he always donates a sizable sum to any fundraisers in the area
>There's also that creepy girl whose eyes follow you around the room even when you're behind her, you can just feel them watching, but she's on her way out, waiting for the titanic bulk of Moo to get out of the way, and squeezing by her right bum-cheek at the first opportunity
>Tossing all your whites into the last washer, you settle against the wall, watching Moo try and fail at stuffing her clothes in until she gets on her hands and knees, ass mashing against the poor landlady in full-force, placing the garments within and shutting the lid
>You can't help but chuckle at the comedy of it as Marie (the landlady) goes stock-still, rammed between two titanic ass-cheeks that are liable to suffocate her
>Her kids are looking on and laughing their asses off at the spectacle
>Moo finally rights herself before planting her butt on top of both your machine and hers with a triumphant smirk on her face
>Miraculously, the washing machines don't even flinch at the added bulk atop them

2/3

>>10478867
>Time passes, the landlady and her kids finish their loads and meander out, mixed looks of abject horror and gleeful laughter at the audacity of it all
>Moo's been playing with her phone for a while with the sound off and you haven't bothered to check what (It's Battle Cats if you're curious)
>Your laundry bleeps, followed by hers
>Trade out whites for colors and toss your socks and that one hideous sweater with the reindeer on it in the dryer
>Similar to before, Anonymoo gets on all fours, picks up her sopping-wet bikinis, shuffles around, and tosses them in the dryer adjacent to mine
>Before hauling herself back onto the washing machines
>The white noise is relaxing
>Not long after, a cacophony of beeps erupt from the machines, you pack up your whites, dry your colors, while Moo chucks all her bikinis back into her little basket
>She sits around patiently, waiting for your last load to finish up, the laundromat is empty, so you decide to be a little brazen and sit up on your washing machine, crammed slightly between her hip and the wall, eliciting a gentle moo
>Anonymoo holds up her phone to you all of a sudden and you read off on her note-pad, "Can we go have lunch after this?"
>To which you respond "Of course!"
>Back to her and back to you, the phone goes "Chick-Fil-A?"
>You nod happily as your clothes finish
>The two of you wander back up to the apartment and put away all your stuff
Chick-Fil-A later. I gotta go do stuff. 3/3

>>10478860
>>10478867
>>10478896
Comfy. And I get why she likes Chick-Fil-A.

>>10478860
>>10478867
>>10478896
That cow ass is a weapon!

>>10478915
>Chick-Fil-A
I don't get the love.
What's so special about Chick-Fil-A?
I thought they were assholes or something.

>>10478941
Their advertising campaign is a bunch of cows commendeering buckets of paint and writing 'Eat more chiken' on signs
So you eat chicken instead of beef
She's a cow

>>10478860
>spends a LONG time in the bathroom, releasing an ungodly amount of forcibly held-back moos for some unknown reason
>Walks out topless and brazen in front of her roommate, 'accidentally' noticing
She wants the D, he wants the greenpoosi

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>>10478994
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10475685
>Not realizing that Trish is so fuck-nasty gross that Anonymoo just politely (and uneasily) let's Trish keep the crown instead of touching her.
>Trish does fuck all with it, just keeps it around. While Anonymoo is still loved and adored by Anons everywhere.

>>10479092
Pretty much this

>>10478709
That is the perfect height. You could reach up and play with her panties. If you stood on your tip-toes, you could get a taste of her delicious beef. You could sit on her shoulders and play with her ears. That's just such a sexy size, and it compliments her thickness.

>>10478709
>>10478858
>>10479318
Totally agreed.

>>10479318
Don't forget the perfect size to nestle in between her milk-makers and let her take you along for the ride.

>>10478709
>>10478858
God you could eat her out standing for days on end and still have leftover beef
fucking U N F

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>>10478486
>>Out of nowhere, she lumbers up, walks up to you and wraps her arms around you in a big grateful hug, little content moos coming out as she lightly sways her body back and forth, happy as a clam
>>Not that you could really tell, as you've been transported to the smoosh dimension, encased by her slightly flabby arms, big, round gut, and humongous, all encompassing breasts on all sides of you
>>you can feel her moving around, presumably to the laundry room, but don't want to leave at all, so you just hug back and dig yourself in deeper
>>you hear her giggle from above as she reaches the laundry room
>>as you stick your hand out, you realize that she's put a shirt on over you, solidifying your encasement in your fleshy prison
>>10479318
>You could reach up and play with her panties. If you stood on your tip-toes, you could get a taste of her delicious beef. You could sit on her shoulders and play with her ears.
>>10479406
>the perfect size to nestle in between her milk-makers and let her take you along for the ride
>>10479434
>you could eat her out standing for days on end and still have leftover beef
pls im dying

>>10479558
Heaven forbid you're laying on the couch under a blanket and she comes in from work exhausted, sitting down without noticing you're there, her ass entirely engulfing you with all of her weight nearly crushing you
Not to mention you'd be so stuck under you wouldn't be able to move, so she may not even realize its you down there
As she shifts her gigantic, colossal ass back and forth to get comfy, it grinds you in deeper and deeper, and you feel your breath leaving you as your whole world is smothered by fat cow ass
You better hope she gets a snack from the fridge or something soon...

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>>10479650
pls

>>10479650
>AC is broke
>you're lying on the couch in nothing but boxers, every window open desperately hoping for a breeze
>drifting in and out of sleep, just waiting for the sun to set so it cools off a bit
>you miss the sound of the door opening, and the creaking and faint mooing that indicate your roommate has forced her way through the doorway
>you do hear her footsteps and the quiet clanging of her bell, but in your groggy half-asleep state fail to recognize that they're moving towards you
>you notice when they stop however, and manage to pry your eyes open just in time to see a wall of green flesh bisected by a narrow stripe of cowprint descending towards you

>>10480265
>Lets out a variety of worn-out moos, gallons of sweat pouring down her ass and your body in general
>Finally gets up to go get a drink
>Don't even bother moving, you're too hot to save your life and accept your face

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My main problem with anonimoo is her flat looking face, it's like a human anonymous the one on >>10478709 it's a bit ok since it have a small muzzle but this seems to be the exception... she is great, I like her body and cow giant milfs are one of my fetishes but... with the flat face looks like more a tan for a monstergirl board... at least this is how I see it

>>10480309
>you will never drown in gallons upon gallons of Anonymoos ass sweat as you get crushed to death by her colossal bootyweight
Life is unfair.

>>10480826
That's one of the reasons I like her so much. She's accessible to all, not just people into furry crap
I see her as Monstergirl, not furry-cow

>>10480995
This to be desuyo
The simplistic face is both easy on the eyes and to draw, and can express a surprising amount of emotion in very few lines.

>>10480995
>I see her as Monstergirl

ok, so she is normie shit... I dont even know how this is on trash... you can have her in all other boards, she can be /aco tan or /b one if you add a cock...

>>10480826
Anonymous's face is a blank face with a ?

Anonymoo is based on Anonymous.

>>10477357
>>10475691
>>10475685
Alrighty then. Mud wrestling sounds great. Hmm... I might try and writefag this. How much taller is Anonymoo than Trish?

>>10481470
Like, a lot.

>>10481393
>furry threatened his board actually dedicated to the refuse of the asshole of the internet may not be entirely to his tastes
I don't know if its possible to get much lower, anon. I seriously am trying but can't think of how much more pathetic and pedantic one can be.

>>10481393
>There's actually a sense of ''''pride'''' about /trash/ of all places

>>10480995
>>10481128
Right on the money. One of the nicer things to come out of here that isn't offputting beastiality shit like >>10480826

>>10481470

Use >>10478709 and >>10476658 as references.

>>10481470
Anonymoo varies in height depending on who's doing things.

default seems to be at least 7 feet tall though.

>>10478692
>All those references
Holy shit.
>Even that one Cyriak animation
Holy shit.

>>10481640
>>10481648
>>10481550
Hmm, by that Trish pic, it would seem the possum would be taller and bigger... but I feel like that's an outlier. I don't know why, but I've always seen Trish as a shortstack? Is that wrong?

>>10481690
Trish has always struck me as a shortie.

>>10481690
Anonymoo is taller while Trish is squatter.
The possum is larger than a human, but definitely comes in shorter than the cow.

>>10481393
I'm not even going to send my Anonymoo to sit on you to death, faget

>>10481719
>>10481761
The plot thickens. Or thiccens. I guess I'll just have to use ARTISTIC LICENSE.

Any other things that should be addressed before I look at writing out this Moo vs. Trish showdown?

>>10482347
Cutting out Trish

>>10482347
Don't make it mean-spirited.
I'd rather read a story about a friendly competition between two thicc, juicy gals.

>>10482381
Kek
seconded

>>10482388
Hmm, I was thinking about how their relationship should be presented. And does Anonymoo typically only speak in "Moo"s, or was that just for that one anon's writing? I was originally gonna go with a no holds barred all or nothing thing, but what you're saying might--

>>10482381
>>10482395
Oh. Never mind, guess this isn't gonna happen lol

>>10482448
Better: anon vs anonymoo mudwrasslan

>>10482533
That's boring.

>>10482448
>I was thinking about how their relationship should be presented
Friendly. Neither of them seems like the confrontational, aggressive type.
>does Anonymoo typically only speak in "Moo"s
It's like Pokemon speech except everyone can understand it for some reason.
>Oh. Never mind, guess this isn't gonna happen lol
Please be joking.
>>10482533
>Better: anon vs anonymoo mudwrasslan
Anon has to face the winner.

>>10482448
Anonymoo talking in moos or not is, again, a thing that varies from person to person.

>>10482557
Exactly!

>>10482574
>Please be joking
Maybe, maybe not

But if it DID happen; should actual sexual content be included (ie. girls trying to make each other cum to either distract them or simply flat out win), or should it be kept to "accidental" stuff like boob-hits and descriptions of their bodies during the bout?

>>10482594
Oh thanks, good to know!

>>10482658
>should actual sexual content be included (ie. girls trying to make each other cum to either distract them or simply flat out win)
I say yes. Half the reason they're even doing this is to make Anon sweaty and thirsty.

>>10482658
I prefer accidental smooshing, moo's too overtly innocent for that

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>>10482658

>>10482754
>>10482795
>>10482854
One last question.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13453484

>>10483422
>No third option where Anon starts jacking off and spews forth a torrent of semen so great that a winner cannot be declared as both begin chugging jizz in the lake that is now forming

>>10483533
You know, I don't hate this ether.

>>10483533
>a winner cannot be declared

I've read way too fucking many noncommittal endings like this. I want a winner and a loser, and MAYBE Anon railing the winner afterwards

>>10474952
>green girl with big tits and no face
>creative
Ok.

Does Trish have an accent?

>>10483687
A nasally British one, since those are the bottom of the barrel /trash/ tier

>>10483639
>Anon railing the winner afterward
Anon railing both afterward because the competition is just an excuse to get everyone horny and ready to fuck.

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>An anon with porn proportions and cow cosplay
>A possum that embodies the nature of /trash/ both as a board and its occupants
>Somehow the former is better.

Please remove yourself.

>>10483687

I read her with that Bayou twang.

>>10483813
It really just comes down to which one makes my dick hard. I don't care about /trash/ as an identity gimmick in relation to other boards which I never visit.

>>10483933
This.

>>10483933
That.
Possums are gross, too.

>>10483933
Trish would get me hard if it wasn't for the stink/grossness.

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>>10480995
>The furry board's tan isn't a furry

>>10483813

Anonymoo is so basic, could be literally any board's mascot. Trish on the other hand is a fat porn-addict fur-trash just like the standard board occupant. I picture her with a southern Virginia accent

>>10484146
Basically this.

I was all for Trish when people were having her just be /ourguy/.

But then the slob/filth/blob people got wind of her and... yeah I'm not a fan of that.

>>10484194
>Anonymoo is so basic, could be literally any board's mascot.
This is the best argument, I think. Cute as she may be, she doesn't EMBODY /trash/.

>>10484209
When I write her, the slob/filth/blob stuff won't even be acknowledged. Hopefully it'll help make her feel more attractive?

>MOO BEST
>TRISH BEST
See >>10482854.

>>10483933

>don't care for board-tans at all so i demand whatever gets my dick hard to be board-tan

>>10484194
Really? What other board would generally find her appealing, exactly? Except /d/ maybe, but we all know you need at least a dick and tentacles to qualify for that.

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>This thread

Where the fuck did this influx of overly critical vanillafags come from?

>>10484194
The trucker cap makes me think of her as being from THE DEEP SOUTH.

One of the reasons she's more of a pariah. It's one thing to stay inside and dick about on the net all day, but even more so when everyone else finds their entertainment shooting frogs with shotguns.

>>10484218
As much as I love Anonymoo more than Trish, this is basically it. Trish was around almost from the very beginning, while Moo is much less representative, wasn't created in regards to /trash/, and didn't even show up for a couple weeks.

I mean to be honest, I don't even really see Trish in a sexual light. Dunno why.

>>10484298
I've been here since the day of the dumpster.
:^)

>>10484274
Are you seriously taking pride in being a /trash/ regular?

>>10484297

I could totally see her being /aco/'s mascot...

>>10484298
That's a cool background, looks glitchy

>>10484373
Nahh, that's more for Adult swim shit and whatnot. Not nearly degenerate enough of a board for that.

>>10484322

>Rita Repulsa posts on /trash/

We live in amazing times.

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL THIS ARGUMENTATIVE BULLSHIT
I WANT BOTH
GIVE ME BOTH
I WANT THE BIG, GREEN COW AND THE BIG, WEIRD POSSUM
THIS IS /TRASH/
WE CAN DO WHAT WE WANT

>>10484298
>>10484379
Too bad the hair makes me think of a Sergal / Howard Stern

>>10484428
>anonymoo sticking her outies into tumblrshitanonymoo's innies
muh dick

>>10484298
I don't give a shit about mascots and only come here for one or two threads
I want to see more Moo and don't care at all for furries
Whatcha gonna do about it

>>10484428
>those nips

nooooooooooo

>>10484274
Yeah. Problem?

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>>10484428
>anonymoo breeds
Potential...

>>10484555
>don't care at all for furries
>on the furry containment board

>>10484577
This one asks you weird questions generally with grounding in fetishes, occasionally forces politics on you, and demands you draw her pictures of you and her partaking in aforementioned fetishes.

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>>10484433

Given some of the hijinks he got into, the Howard Stern parallel could actually be in Trish's favor.

>>10484646
Huh?

>>10484720
The grey one is a symbol for Tumblr.

>>10484612
>only come here for one or two threads
Reading comprehension.

>>10485059
I wasn't even talking about that part, you fucking vanillafag. You said in the post you didn't care for furries, but you come to the only board that allows furshit?

>>10485096
/b/ also allows furshit

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>>10484646
I don't care. Nobody's perfect. She's cute and sexy.

>>10485162
>Nobody's perfect.
Anonymoo is!

>>10485096
Yes. For one or two threads. That aren't furry related.
I know its hard, but if you just take it word by word and then try and tie it into what you already know, I believe you can learn how to avoid these embarrassing mistakes in the future. I believe in you!

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Back boobs are the best!

>>10484428
I wanna write a fapfic were both the cutie thicc cow and angry possum smoosh anons dick between there big, oversized butts

>>10485229
The only problem is that, given her size, you wouldn't be able to walk up behind her and be her mini bra.
You can still bury yourself in her butt, though.

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>>10437613
knew that fact, but I do love my anonymoo. wrote my own mini-story for her too in my earliest days finding /trash/

http://luffy316.blogspot.com/2017/03/anonymoo-greentext-mini-story.html


but I do love the /co/nrad and Trish comradery (even if I ship /co/ck/

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>>10483422
>>10482754
>>10482533

YESSSSS please this. genuine wrasslin included too of course cuz muh fetish

I've been looking for this picture for hours https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/image/Fo99KflM8O4Q_Lrpa2hGPQ/
The archives only has the thumbnail.
Does anyone have it?

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>>10486077
Here you go

Anonymoo having thick long suckable milky teats is canon

>>10486145
I'm not a fan of really long or really innie nipples myself. More a fan of fat nipples.

>>10486145
Her tits are fab, but my eyes are drawn to that teeny bikini bottom of hers.

>>10486659
The sacred beefslot lies beneath.

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>>10486833
>beefslot

>>10483668
it sounds more interesting than a Panic carbon copy desu

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>>10484194
Trish is very imperfect, she have lots of the flaws trash have anonimoo is a great character to fap but even if I am one of those anons who think sometimes Trish is too fat (In the more tame art I find her ok) the think is... what makes her undesirable or on some way imperfect it also makes her special... after some time you learn to love Ttris because like us she is not perfect, is a weirdo with trashy fetishes who live in a messy junkyard sewer like world (like most of our rooms)

In some way she is like that anime Character, Tomoko, anime fans like her because she have a lot in common with them, even if she is far form the perfect anime waifu, in some way they learn to love her, same with thirsh, maybe we dislike her or some aspects of her like me but... at the end she is our girl, and I love our girl, because even her disgusting parts are made to be fun and ready to be used as a joke.

I'm not very good with english but I hope people get what I try to explain.

(I like to imagine we on trash have a fictional universe with all of those trashtoons like Anonimoo, Trish, Ronda, Mewt... and see how they interact together in a shared universe)

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>>10484577
Anonimoo have human feet instead of hooves?

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>>10484666

>TFW you will never sleep on top of her, she will turn when she is asleep and you will be crushed under her filthy soft hot sweaty body with her heat pheromones coming from it

Life it's unfair...

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>>10487570
Yep!

>>10487797
Those look sorta like a combination.

>>10487797
Why is the question mark so cute
Also where's muh greentexts

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>>10487841
COMPROMISE!

>>10487570
Fortunately, I am an unabashed foot fag and would gladly massage a moo's sore, tired feet.

>>10487912

from
>>10485421
>Anonymoo roommate
>super sweet but clumsy and ditzy as fuck
>gets stuck in doorways around the apartment if she's not careful and you have to push at her soft body to get her out
>needs your help to reach things from high shelves or the back of the fridge because her giant tits get in the way
>get slapped by tits, ass or belly if she turns too quickly. get a big apologetic hug when she does
>tries to impress you by accidentally using memes incorrectly in conversation
>get a text one day
>it's a selfie of her in a cow print bikini
>immediately followed by "ANON! DON'T LOOK! HOW DO I UNSEND THIS!?"
>one day she seems moany and uncomfortable
>ask her what's up
>after some pressing because she's a shitty liar, she hugs her massive boobs and milk starts to leak out her nips
>"I... I can't quite reach the tips. Anonymom used to help me with it... I could use another strong set of hands, but I don't want to be a pain..."
>mess around with best way to do this
>end up with her in just her panties (stretched out like a thong; they were not originally) on the bed
>gets on all fours with her cute blush and innocently staring question mark like she doesn't realize it's sexual
>tits hang so low that they touch the bed and doesn't do you any good
>has to balance on her knees while you help her stay steady on her bubble butt
>plan to just strip the sheets when you're done as you start massaging and pulling gently on her Kit-Kat-sized nipples
>Anonymoo making all sorts of noises: cooing, whimpering, gasping, and of course, mooing
>ask her if it feels alright, and she nods like crazy
>finally pinch and pull enough that she gives a little shout and her milk comes out like you opened a tap for a second
>can't help but lick your fingers and she bites her lip
>asks if it's good
>super sweet and thick like a milkshake. tell her it's tasty as hell
>she blushes harder and bends her shoulders to thrust her tits out at you invitingly
>"Well don't stop, moo..."

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I want a moo to squeeze me between her thighs.
I want to worship her big, beautiful body.
I want to guzzle her thick, creamy milk.
I want to be engulfed by her softness.
I want to play with her bouncy butt.
I want to suck her toes.
I want to paint her with my semen.
I want to fill her with babies.
I want her to lay on me.
I want to lay on her.
I want to messily make out with her.

>>10454366
Nice green about a green lady.

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Always remember to milk your moo.

>>10489486
>That small
The early years?

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>>10489517
Seriously.
Keep your moo milked.

>>10471467
>She learns about various chemicals/gene altering things/science shit at her work that she wants to try out on you
>>10471839
>>10474003

Seconding this por favor.

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anonymoo should naturally have more moo

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Why did anonbaa die?

>>10492042
Her doppelganger, Baanonymous, ate her

>>10492042
Cuz I stopped draw her

It was once and then I left

>>10492186
You should draw more.

>>10492042
Anonbaa was the initial name for Baanonymous before people decided the latter sounded better.

>>10466753
>>10479650
>Being smothered because she's unaware to her surroundings / genuinely oblivious of how large she is compared to everyone else.
Oh man, this stuff is great.

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sandcastles/blog writefag again

>>10470817
>pantsu raid
>not on hers
>Anonymoo getting her giant butt stuck in windows and you have to push her out because somebody on /adv/ said this was a way to bond with male roommates


>>10488189
>you will never have a pregnant Anonymoo make out with you while crushing your lap under her big butt, drooling all over each other until she gets so into it she squashes you to the bed/couch/bathroom floor and smothers you under her pregger belly

>>10495046
unff

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>>10495046
>she squashes you to the bed/couch/bathroom floor and smothers you under her pregger belly
That is perfect. Bonus if I gave her that pregger belly.

I want anonymoo to be lovingly bred by anon and told she's the most beautiful lady ever with her curvy body!

>>10496132
SEconding!

>>10496132
>when responsible for a herd of moos, your responsibilities are numerous
>like studding
>those moos need (and want) to be bred
>big moos make little moos and it's your job to make it happen
>pump those randy milk factories full of baby batter
>it keeps the herd happy and makes life better for everyone

>>10478896
Anyway, it's lunch time, Saturday in December!
>Back in her usual bikini garb, Moo seems raring to go feast
>The idea that this is basically a date hits you at this point, but you suppress it since Moo is hopping about, giddy as a newborn calf, but several times larger and causing floor tremors
>You lead the way, taking time to ensure she manages to fit through the poor door-frames, out into the hall, down the stairs, through the lobby, and out into the chilly slightly-after-mid-day weather
>While she may be walking down the street happily, it's clear she's damn cold judging by the way her bikini top is tenting so fervently
>Either way, it's a gentle stroll down the way before squeezing her titanic tush into a little Chick-Fil-A tucked into the bank of shops, stores, and eateries, perverted and jealous looks flying Moo's way constantly, while she remains blissfully ignorant
>You follow in after your cowtanic roommate and find she's just standing by the counter while the guy behind it is rattling off a massive list of stuff
>Listening in as you get close by your Moo, "a half dozen large fries, two chicken salads, 2 large drinks, and a double bacon chicken burger with onion?"
>You finally realize the list is Moo's phone
>"Moo." She says in a super-serious tone, handing him a credit card that seemed to materialize from betwixt her titanic titties
>To which the dude behind the counter grins, returns the phone and card, and says "Coming right up, Anonymoo! I don't know how you always eat this much junk!"
>"And how may I help you, sir?"
>You respond, asking for a double bacon chicken burger plain with extra cheese, you hand him exact payment in cash
>He grins and tells you it'll be right out
>Moo has settled herself into a few spots at the back where they have an exceptionally long booth-seat spanning the width of the place and is faffing about on her phone
>You settle into one of the regular chairs across from her and ask just how much she ordered
1/2

>>10497276
>She looks up, sets her phone down, and lets out a drawn-out moo as she holds her hands out as wide as the table and the one to your left, approximately
>You have a feeling you may be here a while
>Not long after that, a young women in uniform starts bringing platters of food on back
>You are boggled by the sheer volume of food being laid out, especially when compared to your meager burg
>And Moo just starts shoveling, tits heaving to and fro in her poor top as she reaches for this and that, long swigs of soda, piles of fries, gingerly plucking chunks of salad and chicken with a fork..er
>4 forks at once in different piles of stuff, 1 between each set of fingers in her right hand
>Looking around, people have actually stopped eating to watch the spectacle of this towering colossus of green meat gorge herself
>You haven't even touched your burger yet now that you think about it, absently picking it up and taking a tender bite
>Her stomach is starting to make its presence known, pushing up against the table gently, visible when her tits heave too far to the side and/or upwards
>And still more edibles are pouring out of the kitchen
>She's starting to slow down just a little, savoring the medley of shit she's forcing into her plump maw
>By the time you finish your snack, which is quite filling, honestly, she's starting on the last of her bottomless feast as the loads have stopped coming in and only dishes are going back now
>Before long, she's done too and lets out a contented "moo~" having left only a couple fries on her platter, which you scoop up with a dab of ketchup, she doesn't object
>At any rate, as she leans back, it's clear she's full by the fact her stomach is pushing quite roughly into the table, to the point that said table scoots back from the pressure
>Heaving her bulk up awkwardly, Moo leads the way out
>You spy the guy at the counter, Jeff, filling out an emergency supplies request form
>You expect she'll pass out on the couch at home
2/2

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>>10497276
>>10497287
This is so deliciously cute. I love it.

>>10497276
>>10497287
I love the image of a barely clothed Moo standing in the restaurant, her horns grazing the ceiling, listing off an entire feast for herself.

If you took Moo to a con, would she dress a minotaur?

>>10497851
If it was a /tg/ con, probably.
If not, she'd dress up as the last busty character she saw in a video game, probably.

>>10497895
>she'd dress up as the last busty character she saw
Moo as Jessica Rabbit.

>>10497276
>>10497287
I love this girl so much
She gotta eat, so she eats! Cant beat that!

>>10497655
I bet she slightly wiggles left and right in anticipation as she's listing it all off, big butt wobbling in response

>>10499347
When she takes her seat(s), she wiggles her butt to get comfy.
Her boobs spread out on the table and she eats some of her meal off them like a place mat.
Her tummy, unrestricted by her bikini bottom, has room to spread.

>>10497655
>>10499347
>>10499632
What if you take her to an all you can eat?

>>10499704
>So much food its in a huge mound that continues onto her breasts
>eats so much her tummy becomes something she can place her food on as they bring her more and more
>Bikini snaps at some point during her gorging, but she doesn't care and just keeps going
>obliterates the door frame on her way out as she thunders back to the apartment still snacking on some leftovers

>>10499771
>Girls gorging on food and getting deliciously THICC
That's my fetish.

>>10499771
>>10499916
The incredible thing about anonymoo biology is that all those calories are only going to do her good.
Her belly, thighs, boobs, and butt will all get bigger and softer to a degree, but the majority of her gorging is going straight to milk production.
Within a matter of hours, her belly will have processed all that food and her breasts will have started swelling to absolutely obscene sizes.
Come tomorrow, she'll be asking you to drain her engorged mammaries.
Preferably with your mouth.

>>10500116
Top fucking percentage

>>10500116
>Wake up to a boob completely obscuring your doorway
>Giant nipple and all
>Hear muffled moos on the other end
>It starts leaking
Wat do?

>>10500165
Drink as much as I can fit in my stomach, then grab a bucket and start collecting that white gold.

>>10500116
(Lolspoilers)That's where I was gonna go next. :^)

>>10500323
Don't let me stop you. ;^D

>>10500371
Oh I won't, but I'm slow.

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Why are cowgirls L I T E R A L L Y the best?

>>10500323
Awww yeeeah, mr krabs

>>10501168
AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10501404
I NEED A MEDIC BAG

>>10497895
>Moo as Filia
BONER NO STOP I'M GOING TO DIE OF DEHYDRATION

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>>10497851
did somebody say cosplay!?

>>10502385
no

>>10502385
god no

>>10502385
Get ye gonne ugly wretch

>>10503917
Noice

I can only imagine how Anonymoo would react to you being sad?
>Be EMT
>Shift ended
>Another hours-long nightmare over
>Finally back home
>There's a strong tide of woe that overcasts me. Like the cold sting of a dreary winter's stagnation. The pains of exhaustion building in the eye sockets, pooling along the edges of the eyelids, and onto the ball itself
>Stumble out of car
>hardly have the strength to twist the locks open on the door
>I lift my head up to see the house
>The first thing my eyes point to is the swath of pleasant Green on the couch.
>Anonymoo was reading a book. She looks up, ears perked, tail wagging, perfect semi-circle smile beaming
>The smile becomes more sultry, the question mark on her face bending to an expression of pent up lust as she starts to peel off her spotted bra
>I could only close my eyes, wincing. "I'm sorry... I cant. Today was bad. Very bad"
>I could not see it, but her whole demeanor flipped. The smile flipped upside down. The question mark was spread far ans wide in shock. The hand that once strung the bra straps now gasped by her mouth and cheek
>I sighed, trying to push the sights away from the back of my eye lids
>Then I was airborne
>And surrounded by mass
>She had tried to hug me, but her breasts beat her hands in embracing me.
>The move was innately sexual, but not feeling it today, I negotiated and maneuvered through the flesh to reach her face and shoulders.
>There she could help wipe away the pain from my eyes, plant a kiss on my cheek, for me to reciprocate, and for me to wrap my arms around her shoulders
>I was hardly a burden to her figure. She got up, and walked to the kitchen, me still clinging to her between her breasts
>I never realized how powerful her heart and lungs were until I was so close to her. Her massive heart pounded, as if trying to reach through to mine, while her lungs seemed to propel her every step
cont.

>>10502385
I love it, I want to be smashed by the mass of that ass

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>>10504866
>tfw ywn have a titanic moo mother the loving fuck out if you if you've had a long bad shitty day

>>10504866
>I
into the fire
into the flame

>>10504866
>looking over my shoulder, she gathered things in the kitchen, the clanging of metal and ceramic was a clear give away
>She coo'd (or more appropriately moo'd) a calming song
>We then drifted over to the living room, where she was reading earlier
>With a gentle landing, I turned to see what she had arranged
>A soup bowl for me in one hand. The rest of the massive pot for her.
>Situated with my legs over her belly, back against her breast, I reached for the bowl
>She quickly set her pot to her side and took it upon her self to handle the spoon.
>I accept the feeding. It's minestrone. Delicious as always.
>I rest my head next to hers
>"What would I do with out you?"
fuck.

>>10504866
Please continue. This is all the right heart and dong-strings.

>>10504866
>>10505024
AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i wanna moo mom

>>10505024
>She waited until I was finished with my portion before she ate
>She more or less drank from the pot, hardly any reasonable spoon could deliver a satisfying portion to her mouth
>It's oddly funny, hearing, feeling her belly do its work.
>A cute burp bubbled our of her. A hand goes to cover her mouth, followed by an apologetic "moo"
>We sat there for a time, my arms still around her when she reached for her notepad and pen on the coffee table
"Do you want to talk about it?"
>"No" I shook my head
"Alright, but you can't let this keep building up"
>"How could I let someone so beautiful know of such ugly things?"
>She paused, to sigh, then to jot down her thoughts
"You know I'm strong enough for whatever you can throw at me"
>"And you're also soft enough to melt the thoughts away
>The warmth of her body and the soup was enough to cast me away to sleep. She too slept, head resting over mine
The end

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>>10505320
Good shit.

>>10505320
I give it a 10.

>>10505320
Feels. Good stuff.

So, we going under or new bread?

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Fuck bringing her back to Huge Boob Appreciation Thread. If MaL0 can get a separate thread from nightmare waifu's, so can we with our own Anonymoo thread!

>>10506561
BREAD FOR THE BREAD GODDESS

>>10506601
Who?

>>10506734
>>10506889