Hg thread.
ADVENT clinic edition
>sucks the dick of the userbelow
>sucks the dick of the user above
Post
If people are really okay with me trying to host for the first time, gimme 24 at your own risk.
>>10418672
L4TUL4 PYROP3
>>10418672
Reigen Arataka
>>10418672
Sliver Queen
>>10418672
Gascoigne
>>10418672
Ruby Gloom
>>10418672
small bi and ready to try
>>10418672
Principal Krupp
>>10418672
Yoshiko
>>10418672
Ava Ire
>>10418672
Astolfo!
>male
>>10418672
Araragi Karen
>>10418672
Swedish Chef
>>10418672
Mayor of Cantown
>>10418672
HOMER RAGE SAIYAN
>>10418672
Lenny
>>10418672
Kiibo
>>10418672
Kappa Mikey
>>10418672
Anon
Bread Man>>10418672
>>10418666
K-KING KNIGHT?
>>10418672
Brock Sampson
>>10418672
Elle and Jay
>>10418672
Phil Elverum
>>10418672
Vic Viper
>>10418713
No duh it's Satan
>>10418672
Lord Beerus
>>10418672
Suz
>>10418672
Please give
>>10418726
my spot
>>10418717
>>10418731
If you had a dick I'd totally suck you off right now.
>>10418686
>>10418695
>>10418699
>3 in a 24
If you're going to push this much filler spam, at least get some new material
>>10418672
Fighter
>>10418672
a man
>>10418742
Understandable, have a good day.
>>10418738
Couldn't say the same.
>>10418761
Yeah because he already has a dick.
>>10418761
Well there's the thing: I'm afraid you'd bite on it. Normally I don't mind getting kinky for aslong I can keep my Johnson.
hey host please skip the chef cancer's fillers
Okay, if you want me to stop my fillings then i will, ill be more varied and keep my tribs at 2 at the most.>>10418777
>>10418792
>2 at the most
how about you just don't enter at all you cancerous faggot
>>10418672
Vinny
>S-sorry that it took so long! Any changes I guess? Or is it all good?
>>10418809
>discouraging newfags
lmao kys kid
>>10418792
please ignore grandma over there she can be a bit jaded and angry if she doesnt have her coffee. You just do you bud.
>>10418817
Looks great new Anon.
>>10418817
>You are READY!
>>10418817
you mind bumping the game?
>>10418826
Taking in any cancer
go and stay go
>>10418817
Very good. I do not see a single problem, and I doubt there will be one in the future.
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>10418831
Thanks, i just feel like im not allowing a more diverse cast of tribs
>>10418842
>asking a brand new host to bump
Just let him do a 24 first.
>>10418817
Aw, unlucky. Looks fine to me. Good luck!
>>10418817
Good luck!
>>10418841
>kissu
i love you
>>10418842
>Mind telling me what this means before I post the next slide? Sorry for the mistake anon.
>>10418842
Let him do a 24 first, it's his first time.
>>10418771
No he doesn't. Penises are an urban legend
>>10418773
I thought you wanted to give it to me, baby
>>10418817
I, Karen Araragi, accept to take this Justice with my hands.
>>10418860
Bumping means changing the number of tributes from 24 to 36
As it's your first game and you don't have a hosthelper or anything I would advise against doing this
>>10418860
you can adjust the size. it's next to edit cast. you can choose between 24, 36, or 48
>>10418817
Could you fix my name? Sorry to be a bother.
>>10418860
Don't do it now. You would have to re-enter all the tributes.
>>10418859
>ANNNND ANOTHER ONE KISSUS, AND ANOTHER ONE KISSUS, AND ANOTHER ONE KISSUS YOUR FACE!
>>10418875
What is this hosthelper, not the hoster right now, just someone else.
>>10418672
Ocelot
>>10418853
>>10418862
When i started hosting people got absolutely assmad at me for not allowing in certain tributes.
>>10418886
There are certain tools that allow you to enter tributes almost automatically
>>10418893
By the way you're acting, you were probably cancer anyway so who cares
>>10418893
Sucks to be you.
>>10418898
And where can I get it?
>>10418817
>Homer and Lenny in the same district
>>10418875
>>10418878
>Thank you anons
>>10418881
>Sorry abou that! I knew that I fucked it somewhere...
>>10418920
>>10418910
We're the ultimate dream team.
>>10418907
https://hgtools.neocities.org/
>>10418920
Off I go again.
>>10418928
FASTER
>>10418945
Anon, no. I can't. Not again. I'm not strong enough.
>I suppose I should start talking in these things huh? How long is a good time to wait between post?
>>10418920
>If only he had actually tied it to something. As it stands, it's just a fashionable bumper accessory.
>>10418864
Oh yea, but only where your teeth can't chomp down on me.
>>10418920
SM3LL Y4 L4T3R, DW33BS! 1'M R4DD1N OUT 4' H3R3
>>10418966
About 3 minutes between each slide is okay.
You can talk about the events if you want to but it's not mandatory.
>>10418966
3-4 minutes
>>10418969
I wanna dress you up in cute clothes and dresses.
Anyone got a link to the doc that has all the stuff with custom events?
>>10418970
I see.
There's not much I can do for you in that case.
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8 >>10418992
>>10418992
https://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt
>>10418966
SORRY LORD B4YRUUUS, BUT 1'VE GOT THE R4DD3ST S3NS3 OF D1R3CT1ON Y4'LL 3V3R S33N! S4Y NO TO 4IR POLLUT1ON, K1DDOS!
>>10418992
https://pastebin.com/RJDXwi29
>>10418966
>You enjoy some utterly unauthentic Mexican food from Krupp's Tacos.
>The name alone should have been a turn-off, but it's surprisingly not bad.
3 minutes between slides IMO.
>>10418988
>But that implies you're not already in cute clothes.
>>10418978
>>10418981
>Got it!
>And rip in pieces.
Small bi and ready to try
Queen Silver
HOMER RAGE SAIYAN
>Poor Lenny..
>Next slide btw
>>10418996
..Your cooch and ass are filled with razor sharp teeth like the Galgamaks?
>>10419019
Adding to your wardrobe is moreso ho I'd put it. Expect results later.
>Boop
>>10419029
There were some adverse effects in the gene-therapy regimen.
They said it was mostly successful at integrating.
Mostly.
>>10419064
Where ya heading, fela?
>>10419026
>Actually, you see, the truck was on the wrong side of the road all along! This *is* Europe after all...right?
>>10419047
>You can hardly contain your zealous enthusiasm, just look at you!
>>10419026
>Kiibo gives Lenny the evil eye while uncomfortably provoking his personal space.
Heeeeey? I've seen you somewhere from a cartoon?
>>10419026
SOM3T1M3S 4LL A G1rL N33DS 1S SOM3 H34LTHY T1M3 UND3R TH3 SUN. WH4T B3TT3R W4Y TO 3NR1CH TH3 3XP3R13NC3 W1TH SOM3 N1C3 GRuB OFF TH3 OFF1C14L G4M3 G1rL R1D3 R4D14ToR!
>>10419064
NOW TH4T W3'R3 4LL F3D UP, K1DS, 1T'S T1M3 FOR SOME ULT1M4T3 GROOVY STR33T CH4S3S! R3M3MB3R TO F4ST3N UP, 4ND B34T THOS3 BOYS DOWN W1TH 4LL Y4 GOT!
>In loving memeory
Mayor of Cantown
Araragi Karen
Astolfo
Kappa Mikey
Elle and Jay
Principal Krupp
>But the show must go on!
>>10419082
Well you may have seen me in the Re-Deadening, but I don't think I've been in any cartoons.
Lenny Stronk >>10419103
>>10419103
Oh...your car!
>>10419101
>>10419064
>Kiibo is up to speed as bursts down the slopes of San Francisco.
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING? ARE YOU SPEAKING IN SOME SORT OF CODE? HEY!
>>10419107
You must be some D-list celebrity... eh, I don't watch television much.
>Remeber kids, always bride with something larger than $5!
>Breadman is an asshole
>And Ruby breaks another road safety rule, unlike Gascoigne.
>>10419141
Well, that's your loss. It got rave reviews!
>>10419142
On another subject, taco me up. Make it two, why not?
Man, you have a screenshot for any situation, dont you? >>10419155
>>10419103
I could use a moments of rest at a piss joint.
>>10419142
Two? Sure. Would like Chicken or Beef, it's all on you bud.
>>10419173
I'd like to think so.
>>10419179
Can I get one of each, my good man?
>Remember to beep that horn for your fallen opponents, it's only the right thing to do.
Swedish Chef
Jesus
Lord Beerus
Yoshiko
>Next up, Stunt Devil Ruby! Stupid Lenny! And some good ol' fashion romance!
>>10419215
AVA YOU SLUT
>*Insert cringy commentary here*
>On another note, anything I can do better? Sorry if I'm not doing that well, criticism is appreciated and welcome. Even if it's just kys.
>>10419258
Hope she doesn't get a yeast infection.
>>10419258
who wouldn't make out with breadman tho?
>>10419271
>crowds booing
>>10419270
>Personally I think this game is kinda cosy. I guess not many people are responding because it's dead.
Don't drive and eat tacos, kids.
>>10419258
>>10419215
I-I don't know what happened! I-It was a r-romantic movie and I got in the moment!!
>>10419271
>>10419288
Stop talking about it!
>>10419270
You're doing fine. I'd RP/respond to the slides if my tribute was still alive.
>>10419314
Remember to brush the crumbs out of your teeth.
>>10419270
It's just dead hours right now.
Also you don't have to talk in greentext, unless you're being OOC while RPing.
>>10419305
Senpai!
>Only one dead this time around, a minute of silence.........yeah that's over.
Lenny
>>10419306
>>10419318
>Thanks, since I plan on trying to host during ded hours I just gotta get used to it.
>>10419330
Force of habit, I'll try to knock it off.
Also, in terms of the game:
My bet for the winner is still going strong
Ava is a cruel bitch...
>>10419349
guess it didn't work out with breadman after all
>>10419319
S-Shutup.
>>10419349
Ohh nooo. I ran over breadman....what a tragedy......
>>10419349
I also recommend skipping the slides where no one dies.
>>10419349
>>10419368
Is it because of our love, Ava?
>>10419270
>>10419318
>What he said, except with actually getting in in the first place
>>10419368
I only mock you because I love you.
>>10419368
>>10419374
i ship it
>>10419394
same
>tfw livermores centennial lightbulb got broken by a ball
>>10419375
>throws a pebble at
>>10419410
>centennial
More like decamillenial.
>>10419373
Noted.
>>10419375
Sorry about missing you, maybe I should've bumped it?
Anyways, Feast happened. Some people had their own feast though, bunch of rude fuckers...
Nice work by Ruby and Reigen to add to the body count btw, at least some people can stay on track.
>>10419418
Ah, now i understand, you are just so confused about your feelings, that you actually admire a buff bread like me, it's okay, i know you are just loose with your emotions
>>10419445
Suddenly, I don't have the biggest appetite.
>>10419413
>Catches between fingertips
>>10419445
There's no need to worry about something like that. We all get our turn!
>>10419459
Must be all that bread in your tummy.
I'm posting this because he told me not to post it.
>>10419478
I guess you could say...
She has a bun in the oven.
>>10419502
>>10419502
Motherfu...
Nobody died so I'm skipping a slide.
In Memorium, or some fancy Latin word
>Breadman
>Kiibo
>Anon
Next Up on HG Races!
Ava back to her bitchy ways!
Dumb ways to die!
And whores!
>>10419502
I guess you could say...
He bread her.
>>10419528
I hope the child won't be... inbread.
>>10419525
By the way, what's your death rate set to?
>>10419539
She kneads him.
>>10419539
That would be the yeast of their problems.
>>10419544
>>10419539
>>10419528
>>10419548
Pun Writing 101
>>10419568
Stop loafing around and put some bread on the table.
>>10419589
You better stop with that sass or you will be toast!
um
BREAD
>>10419612
>audience roars with laughter
>>10419568
Wow, we're really on a roll.
>>10419601
What the hell are you doughing? I know that you like to be on a roll here but you are not Bread Pitt so shut the heck up, you son of a biscuit
I hope you all know that these puns delayed this post. Yeast these horrid jokes at once!
.......I'll shut up now.
>>10419540
Probably the default of high.
>>10419601
You knead a hand my man? These buns seem pretty stale.
>tfw you open a packet of skittles and the majority of them are black
I just got blacked by fucking pieces of candy.
.......
wheat.
>>10419629
I'm rooting for Ruby, but I doubt she can win two in a row.
>>10419630
kys baguette
>>10419629
that was cute host don't worry
I hope you guys aren't baguetting that there's a game going on.
>>10419625
>>10419630
Now listen here, you may think youre the breadwinners, but you barely even make it through the crust there, im the only one who actually gets the dough around here.
>thread has turned exclusively into bread puns
Dead hours are the coolest.
>>10419638
I loave you Anon.
>>10419653
You're not the only slice of toast in the world with dough.
>>10419657
>Bread hours are the coolest.
ftfy
>>10419653
You better start praying to Jesus Crust before I'll go all Hamburger Thief on your buns, faggot.
>>10419670
>Bread flours are the coolest.
ftfy
>>10419670
And the crumbfiest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrO9PTpuSSs
Two more for the ol' hole in the ground.
>L4TUL4 PYROP3
>Reigen Arataka
>>10419632
>Black Skittles
What flavor can that possibly be?
>>10419642
Don't use that word here anon.
>>10419657
>>10419670
It's a bit stale at these hours though. Brb killing myself
Here's the next slide, Ava making a push for the win by taking out a fan favorite and vet. Plus a small alliance and a death so dumb that I'm not mentioning it next post.
>>10419669
>>10419679
Now now, it seems like youre really loafing me, why dont you get those crumbs off your shoulder and go get baked.
I'm actually rather good at playing the crumpet.
>>10419700
Blackcurrant.
>>10419700
Gascoigne needs some gas coins?
>brb saving that event
>>10419459
You know we're just joking, right?
You're the best Ava around, don't take it to heart.
>>10419709
Butter back off bud. I'm obviously the breader person here, so why don't you chill out before I break the mold.
I want to butter Breadman's insides with my roll full of cream
>>10419714
Sounds like you got lucky anon!
Looks like Ava is getting a pretty big body count. Can the heroes that we need in Ruby and Gascoigne stop this evil little girl or are they next on her hitlist?!
Find out next time....ON HG RACING!!!!
>Please buy the next issue, in stores now!.
During bread hours all anons are to be called a-naans
So it is written, so it is done.
>>10419755
You better stop soon, in the end, i will always rise, and im sure that trying to one up me is the yeast of your problems, so go now or become stale.
Do SJW's like their toast gold coloured or blacked?
Okay I'll stop now, back to your regularly scheduled games. Quick shout out to those that made it this far but not far enough.
>Phil Everlum (If the anon that put him in is still here, can you correct me on his name quickly please?)
>Tomie
.......Well that happened.
>>10419839
Elverum
>>10419839
Elverum
>>10419802
You gluten be kidding me? You butter rye down and know your place boy, because you're about to be grilled rye-ight now.
>>10419822
Gold coloured. If it was blacked they'd try to butter it up.
>>10419853
Well you better flip over, cause you are about to get burned, and if i were you, i would go back to my loafed ones before you are broiled to a crsip
>>10419853
>you gluten be kidding me?
That's a reach
Nothing cringy or clever to say here thankfully, Congratulations to Ruby Gloom!
>>10419846
>>10419849
Thank you clone anon.
>>10419839
>>10419898
>thank you for toasting
>>10419898
Oh. Thanks for hosting I guess.
>>10419898
>Thanks for the match.
>Congrats Rube.
>>10419898
Congrats to the cute ... doll?, and thanks for hosting! You definitely did pretty well for your first time.
>>10419880
Jam it. I've got to wheat out with some friends. But know this, you're crumbing butter side down the next we meet.
>>10419896
>My brain hurts, cya guys.
>>10419898
I'm honored to be your first win, but if I had to choose, I'd choose Ava for being here more than me.
But nonetheless thanks for hosting.
>>10419898
Thanks for hosting matey, grats Rube
Posting for those who want it, lemme know if I should post the stats as well please.
>>10419937
bye bye
How long was I gone?
>>10419898
>>10419947
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>10419947
please do
>>10419937
And so once again the day is saved thanks to...
BreadMan!
>>10419958
You've been out for a long time. I'm afraid it's been ... seven years.
>>10419898
What kind of Satanic ritual did Ruby do get such god luck?
Thanks for hosting by the way.
>>10419976
*nine
Man, I really need to replay that shit
>>10419962
Just for you anon~
>>10419906
>>10419922
>>10419923
>>10419926
>>10419938
>>10419960
>>10419983
And thank you all for allowing me to host. Sorry if it wasn't the smoothest game at times, and also for the bread puns. Hopefully it was enjoyable for you and I can host some other time, maybe after my ava finally wins a fucking game....
>Looks around to see if nobody is watching
>Farts a chili con carne-fueled stinker
>Blames it on >>10419960
>>10420023
Who's your ava?
>>10419958
A couple of hours really. I hope you like hotcakes.
>>10419898
That was a good game. Thanks for toasting, and I hope to see you around again.
>>10420023
>the game was fun to watch even if it wasn't the smoothest
>>10420029
>You suddenly get blamed for someone else's gas-passing, but surely no one would believe him. After all, you haven't eaten anything that could-
>Wait. Krupp's Tacos.
>Dammit.
What's your opinions of two games at the same time in the same thread?
I suppose you people wouldn't mind another newcomer to host, right? I just made a tiny code for this.
>>10420113
Has been done a thousand times and it's not entertaining at all.
>>10420113
Almost never works.
>>10420114
go for it, anon!
>>10420086
>>10420114
Sure, anon!
>>10420114
I for one would welcome it.
>>10420114
Go for it!
>>10420126
>>10420130
>>10420135
>>10420139
Alright.
I don't know how to start it but first come first serve?
first 24.
>>10420143
Reigen Arataka
>>10420143
Sliver Queen
>That works.
>>10420143
Lenny
>>10420143
Albert Wesker
>>10420143
Captain Underpants
>>10420143
Russell Hantz
>>10420143
Ichigo
>female
>>10420143
Len
>>10420145
when was this
>>10420143
Nick Bate
Yo, sometimes I like to dress my dog up like a girl while I fuck it.
Does that make my dog a roleplayer like you guys?
>>10420143
Wu Zetian
>>10420171
Take a guess.
>>10420143
Papa Stalin
>>10420129
>The absolute fiend! He set you up from the start!
>>10420145
>Muffet got robbed of that victory.
>>10420143
Mayor of Cantown
>>10420143
Lord Beerus
>>10420145
I'm gonna need a name for the blond boy in District 4
>>10420145
I meant by different hosts.
Like if they both posted "First x" at the same time and neither wanted to back down, would people enjoy that?
(This is different from meaning to host over someone)
>>10420143
T3R3Z1 PYROP3
Carl Wheezer: Gal Stealer >>10420143
>>10420171
Lief Erikson Day
>>10420177
Nope. It makes you a faggot like the guys in /erp/.
>>10420143
Seth Rollins
>>10420143
small bi and ready to try
>>10420143
Ava Ire
>>10420143
Vic Viper
>>10420143
s1mple
>>10420143
Diesel
>>10420143
MIkun
>>10420143
oh my god
>entry
>>10420197
http://snk.wikia.com/wiki/Ash_Crimson
>>10420143
Not Cropped Porn
>>10420177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUndKnYVPl0
>>10420197
Ash Crimson
>>10420143
Gascoigne
>>10420198
Both would have issues with players at first, and it might be a clusterfuck after a while if the two games are too similar
>>10420177
what in the absolute everloving fuck did he mean by this
>>10420197
Haru from Tsuritama
>>10420247
Fuck you
>>10420171
Christmas
>>10420194
>Getting robbed of a victory in a game where she wasn't even present
Advanced whining.
>>10420197
Ass Cripson
>>10420198
It happens but eh
>>10420171
valentines day
>>10420244
This.
>>10420143
Fighter
>>10419976
Whew, that's it? At least it wasn't 10 or 12 years.
Wait, where's my hand? Oh, there it is.
>>10420034
I legitimately creped out by the fact you know I'm eating hotcakes/pancakes right now.
>>10420215
Redpill me about Seth Riggins
>>10420290
I'm*
>legitimately creped out
That was not intended.
I just realized I have no way of screenshotting a webpage, any add-ons for that?
>>10420290
>creped out
Fuck off...
>>10420299
We back to bread puns now?
>>10420230
>>10420233
Thank you anons. Also, on an unrelated note, do you think it'll be possible to run a game with the theme of Heroes vs. Villains of HG? Or maybe Newfags vs. Oldfags, Filler vs. Avas(Even tho that's practically every game.) Would that be possible here?
>>10420309
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/full-page-screen-capture/fdpohaocaechififmbbbbbknoalclacl
>>10420309
If you use Firefox, Fireshot helps a ton.
>>10420257
Wait, what the fuck? I swear I entered Muffet into this, not Plague Knight.
I'm getting senile in my old age. ;~;
>>10420309
full page screen-shot for chrome (pretty sure that's the name)
fireshot for firefox
>>10420309
fireshot for firefox and full page screen capture for chrome
>>10420318
yes
>>10420334
Fireshot is for chrome too
>>10420318
How crass and disgusting.
>>10420316
HE FLANNED IT FROM THE START.
>>10420290
Hey, hey calm down. Don't start sounding like a Mexican who just learned to write english. I know you're eating pancakes because I cooked them for you. I learned a lot of things in Costa Rica.
>>10420296
> Stop with this please
>>10420379
Bogpill me on Seth Rollins
>>10420318
>newfags vs oldfags
Sure but only if you do a nufags vs voidfags match too
>>10420318
Haru is hung af
>>10420398
>voidfags
Stop trying to force your meme
>>10420379
TELL
ME
ABOUT
RIGGINS
>>10420379
>> Stop with this please
>In greentext
Wait a minute do we have a new seth?
>>10420143
Lana's mother
>>10420398
How about Thread vs. Discord?
>>10420143
Late and hungover grimes
On a side note. I heard this palce was a clinic. where's the aspirin.
How about Cosmos vs Chaos?
>>10420440
Nah this is for containment only. There is no treatment.
>>10420401
Alien dicks are massive bro
>>10420440
Hi Ochako
Anyway.
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE BREAKFAST AT THE BEACH, yeah I'm gonna have to tell my bro to bring me a better name for this.
Anyway I don't know what you guys do here, check it, swap it, maybe I did a mistake, just know that this is more of a test run to see how well my lazy writing works.
>>10420440
>Yesterday Grimes: "Do you guys really think I'm that much of an alcoholic?"
vs
>Today Grimes: "I'm hungover, pls gib aspirin"
Never change Grimes, you swell fellow you
>>10420459
Good god I say anyway alot.
>>10420459
>swap please
>>10420168
>>10420277
>>10420457
I don't wanna be ochako. I tried to just be her since you fags kept calling me her and bam, stocking btfo's my game and I don't get to host. Was really r00d d00ds.
>>10420459
>whispers the word "bump" to the host.
>>10420459
Looks fine.
>>10420459
Bump pls?
>>10420459
Looks god to me mate, good luck to the rest of these guppies.
>>10420481
What a pussy
>>10420469
I swear i'm the only guy who drank during the drinking game. I mean 14 shots of shit is probably baby play for you big boys, but i kinda got fucked up.
>>10420391
I don't know what a "bogpill" is.
>>10420411
>I'm going to ignore you if you continue with this
>>10420419
>You could say that yeah
>>10420459
Oh darn it, I forgot my swimsuit.
Rather unusual to see a beach setting for an arena, but I guess it'll do.
>>10420459
A beach? Well, I suppose even gods need a little r&r every now and again. Ready when you are.
>>10420512
14 shots is pretty significant depending on what it is. Also, drinking game? Aww fuck, did I miss something else while I was dead?
I adjusted the size and now everyone is gone.
Give me one second. also give me more in case we need more.
>Mfw I thought that a Heroes v. Villains games would be nice.
>I only just thought of how the thread might dissolve onto a circlejerk/shitstorm when they have to pick members for each side.
F-forget I said anything....
>>10420546
Carl Grimes
>>10420546
Vince
>>10420546
A2
>>10420546
Baby
>>10420551
Didn't we pretty much have the same thing when Hoshi hosted that faction game a year ago? It was chaos vs order.
Roid Rage Shrek >>10420546
>>10420350
Hey, I said that a couple days ago! Are you spying on me? Good pancakes though, I'd eat more if you had any.
>>10420522
Did you watch Twin Peaks or something?
>>10420551
Ask yourself: "Who are our most notable villains ?"
Then pick heroes at random.
>>10420551
D00d, i'm an attention poster and even I think you're trying too hard with your attention posting.
>>10420579
Would you rather I leave the thread? I'd hate to bother you.
>>10420546
Eric Andre about to hit the road edition
Would you mind giving me three more tributes?
Astolfo!
>male
>>10420478
Oh! Thank you, very much!
>>10420459
>>10420546
>>10420277
>That normally happens with it.
Maybe this fits better here?
>>10420598
I want you to bring back Ditto, chara, and that other edgy fag you played.
>>10420546
Jesus
>>10420602
>>10420575
If I had any? But I already cooked a lot for you, and no, I'm not spying on you. I'm living with you, dumb dumb.
>>10420613
You got me confused for someone else buddy.
>>10420613
not the same person, grimey boy
>>10420602
Post bulge
Robbie Rotten>>10420546
>>10420602
I wish I looked like that.
>>10420601
Ash Crimson
Well then yada yada yada you got the gist the first time I said it.
Let us not delay the games much longer.
>>10420637
So does your dad.
>>10420629
>>10420628
I was talking to one guy though, why are there two of you now? Holy shit. Am I still lit?
>>10420649
Yes.
>>10420644
Ready for breakfast, even though I just had dinner.
>>10420644
Poop.
>when you wake up and it's past high noon
>>10420644
>>10420229
>>10420638
oh my god
>>10420575
Haven't watched any series recently, I'm full into comics lately.
Is it any good ?
>>10420671
Want me to swap you in big guy?
>>10420675
Thank you my puppet friend.
>>10420644
>You are READY!
>>10420644
Get on with it.
>>10420694
oh my god
>>10420691
No no, but thank you kindly for the offer.
We already are in a neck-breaking start.
Captain Underpants is now captain bikini.
Diesel can't break his quads in there atleast.
Grimes lives up to his name, I think.
Nick Bate is gonna need more than a lifeguard job to score some babes.
Silver Queen come from the other side of the planet, possibly even mars because that thing is not earthly.
The Mayor is sunburnt, even though he's wearing a robe. and is black.
other than that there's not much to say other than, PARTAH TIME!
>>10420624
What do you mean you're living with me? I haven't seen you in my apartment, where have you been hiding? You're not a ghost, right?
>>10420722
oh my god
>>10420722
... You will speak of this to nobody.
>>10420750
Agreed.
(don't act like you didn't enjoy it though)
>>10420722
>TFW YOU DIE ON THE BLOODBATH AND IT'S THE FIRST FUCKING EVENT
Life is the worst.
>>10420722
Alright, time to party in this 87 degree heat! Wait, that doesn't sound fun at all.
>>10420722
LET ME GO!! I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FREE CONTRY!!
>>10420722
Bi and NOT ready to try anything by the seems of it.
Does that thing really need a life-jacket.
Some bullying of some little girl happens.
An ax man duels a strawberry entity to death.
That green monster knows how to surf.
I heard that mayor hates royalty, might explain the siege.
That man is clearly the winner out of all those other... bikini wearing weirdos.
And I don't care about the rest.
>>10420722
Guess I can still fight in my normal uniform. Still though, I was ready to use the other stuff, anyways...
>>10420722
Do I really look pretty..?
>>10420796
gascoigne's going to be having some sliced strawberries later
>>10420811
yes
>>10420722
>You're just lucky no one can tell, but that doesn't relieve any of the pain. In fact, it makes you more miserable since no one will believe you.
>>10420796
>You celebrate your hard-fought victory until you realize that this is something a *king* would do. Then you descend into guilt and offer to rebuild Mikun's sand castle.
>>10420796
I got it! I got i--
>The volleyball hits her smack in the face
Oof!
>>10420796
Oh so now the bi is ready to try.
That little muppet ain't go no fingers to pinch.
Two idiots make sandwiches made out of sand.
That little cat thing now has tits. also I should remake that event to make it clear that it isn't fatal.
Vince is a stealthy motherfucker.
A bunch of girls spy on the boys, this is not new but still very interesting to see.
That baby fellah survived that horrid volleyball game, he's not really a baby no more. what? that's his name? really now? that's... like that's stupid.
and more asking the lifeguard about the death-rate and cutting down trees to make surf-boards.
>>10420765
> Wesker glares at the yellow man, eyes glowing red from under his shades before turning away. On second thought, maybe he did like it. Just a little though.
>>10420796
This castle is like this pitiful world: millions of tiny, insignificant blocks working together to make empires of dirt.
>Wesker stomps on a portion of the castle.
When I take my rightful place as god, nothing will stand in my way.
>>10420796
>draws a big on the sand
>>10420796
Well of course I won. I mean just look at me, tell me I don't look amazing in this bikini. Yeah, that's what I thought, you can't bring yourselves to do it.
>>10420854
>Okay I guess those symbols don't work then.
>>10420848
>dies
>>10420848
Well that's comforting thought. Just go hang out at the hotel instead.
>>10420848
>eyes emoji
>>10420904
Shit i thought that would work
>>10420917
it gets everyone
>>10420917
If it didn't work for >>10420854 it won't for you
>>10420854
>>10420885
>>10420917
>>10420881
Why the fuck would they ever work
>>10420848
Oh fuck that must of hurt, with those big eyes the pain should be tripled at the very least.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT THING DO TRICKS ON A TINY ASS JET-SK- I mean, ahem, That thing seems fairly skilled in jet skiing.
and here we see a bunch of people trying to steal clothes while also trying to win at surfing competitions.
Seth Rollins is a king-slayer, so this shouldn't be out of place.
The perverted girl duo fight an ogre and a big plane, yeah I never expected them to win.
also some people lost their clothes.
Oh shit look at the time, gotta get going. Tell me if i win the game, even though i already know i will xd.
>>10420957
>captain underpants can't find his extra clothing
>>10420957
TORYAH! Oi oi, there's no place for people like you here!
>>10420957
Again, pretty sure that thing lacks fingers, or maybe I'm wrong, maybe I'm just ignoring this so that I won't pay his health care for him.
Engage in coconut drinking.
Also I'm pretty sure everyone is trying to dick someone at this point, yeah this day wasn't that good, forget this.
>>10421011
I bet that thing wrote some kind of cthulhu-like alien message to it's mother-base or something.
Kicking sand to someone wearing shades isn't really effective, but you are making his hair sandy.
VV VS V, Who's gonna V the hardest, oh it was VV, what a show.
Other than that there's a lot of burying here, is this a Triple H Beach?
GOOD SHIPS
Ahri x Astaroth
Iida x Demon Loli
Haru x Ash
Kaito x Paula
BAD SHIPS
Raven x Luna
Suz x Ahri
Asgore x Len
Emi x Cthulhu
>>10421072
More burying, more asking, and more clothe stealing, boy ain't this a fun beach.
Though I do wonder how that mayor looks without his clothes.
Yes, make a prison for that broken toothed monster, don't give him food, through away the key.
and a little girl gets to rub a superstar's back, Brazzer's logo needed.
>>10421072
Aaah...haha! I'm too pale for this stuff!
>>10421126
Trust me from experience, you'll be needing this!
>>10421126
sorry nobody's RPing to your game lad.
>kissu
>>10421124
>forgetting the "God-tier ships" with Adachi X Fluorette
>>10421126
I guess that's revenge for the ass-whooping he got on the first day.
oh my god.
OH MY GOD WHY THE FUCK IS HE OUT OF JAIL AND HOW THE FUCK DID HE WIN A BIKINI CONTEST, WHO THE FUCK IS THE JUDGE?!
Man, you guys are hard to find. What gives?
>>10421152
This game takes place 39 years into the future
>>10421148
That's Adachi? I thought it was Araragi.
>>10421159
Oh yeah shit we need a new thread
>>10421159
Fuck off
>Shoves outside
>>10421140
I would be, but I'm at work. I'm RPing in my head, though, if that counts.
>>10421140
I am having fun unraveling a story out of this game.
>>10421152
The Mayor and the shades guy is now watching an ogre, an injury prone wrestler, and some alien monster thing.
Other than that, wait, that little thing has clothes? never would of guessed.
>>10421191
How much is the image limit anyway?
>>10421203
250