/ERP/ Thread Real comfy hours. Previous: >>10406638

First for sleep

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Chaika. Front page!

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>>10412167
You want to what anon?

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>>10412197
I rather prefer to be taken from behind. Or in the position that you tend to call 'The mating press' I find it helps to acheive fertilization.

>>10412269
Chaika I love you!

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>>10412346
S-Shocking Truth!

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>>10412347
The hell I'm not!
Look, I don't mind sharin, but it would have been nice to know ahead of time that there would be two Nonons in the spotlight.

When you're ready I'd also like to discuss the requirements. Nothing to formal just normal attire will do.

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>>10412180
>He just wanted to rub against her ass cheeks? Meh, whatever. She doesn't really care...although she would've liked to have one of Robins decedents cum inside her, cumming on her back isn't all that bad either, it's nothing she can fix. She cocks her head back a bit, looking at the anon as he seemed pretty focused on her ass. She let a sly smile cross her face as she pushed her ass back up against him, forcing his cock to really get stuck between her asscheeks...soon enough she began bucking her hips forward, letting the cock spring up and down her cheeks, might as well get him to cum, there's no point not too.
Meh, that's fine. Just make it quick, alright?

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>>10412396
This is 100% correct

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>>10412227
>Getting a small chuckle out of the boy from the joke, he hadn't expected the large hands pulling the shirt off of him but he didn't mind it either. The smoothness of his chest contrasted to that of the rough hands running across his skin. With the pinkish nubs growing firm just from a little touch, he was more than happy at the answer for how the man was going to relieve himself while he felt the large hands feel him up. The larger man's bristly face tickled more than irritated him while he felt the warm, sloppy kiss onto his shoulder. Moving a hand to the man's nape, he more than encouraged the affection he was showing while letting out a relieved sigh.
Such a smooth talker for such a rough looking man. How'd you have me then?

>>10412408
>Something about her smiles made him concerned about someone or something's safety more than it made him think 'whoa she has a great smile.' But 'Robin' doesn't really complain when she starts moving those hips and pushing that massive ass back into his dick, doing his damndest to push back into Tharja as hard as he can; his hips smacking into her bottom with each thrusts he manages. His dick doesn't have much room to maneuver in the vice grip of her asscheeks but it still manages to bounce up and down in her crack all the time; radiating enough heat to be considered a furnace buried between her cheeks. The throbbing is basically at an all time high, letting her know he's extra extra close to finishing up.
You got it, just give one good push and I'll be finished. Promise.

>>10412289
Post more

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>Dropped again.

>>10412620
Who?

Is it drama hours?

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>>10412489
I'm plenty civilized, when I want to be.
>He says, as he lays a heavy crack across the other man's rear end. More booming laughter, and then starts to gnaw at the nape, even raking his nails across Anon's hardening buds. Roadhog isn't easy on his toys, but he knows how to treat them.
On all fours.
>The bed suddenly creaks, and Anon tumbles off of the beer gut and to the sheets. Removing his pants seems to be Hog's mission, if the obnoxiously big lump between his legs says anything. His eyes never leave Anon though, enraptured by the sight of him like an animal by its prey.

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>>10412620
It's alright mister there's no need to be sad!

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>>10412269
>Kissu

>>10412620
If it was Faye she was having problems with her Internet. Don't feel bad anon.

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>>10412489
It's 3AM and I'm starting to teeter
Really loving this though, could we continue tomorrow

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>>10412579
>Was that seriously all? She shrugs to herself as she continued pushing against him, really letting his member press into her. It felt pretty good...but she sure as shit wasn't going to let it show. She laughed to herself as she continued doing so, finding enjoyment in the fact that "Robin" was getting off this easily. Not that she's complaining...after all, this means she gets to collect his cum faster, and the faster she collects his cum, the faster she can make a clone of Robin, then she'll be happy, then after all these eons, she'll finally be happy...what a downer of a woman.
Way ahead of you, buddy.

>>10412747
Oh, yeah, I forgot to ask if it was getting late for you. I wouldn't mind getting back to it if our schedules permit it tomorrow. G'night though

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Huh!? You wanna sniff my WHAT!?

Slow

>>10412785
>Unaware of the very morbid and downright depressing thoughts that were circulating through Tharja's head, he didn't have any qualms with finishing like this. After all, this was waaaay better than his original plan of just jacking off with the pictures he snapped of her earlier; although he's going to keep those too, and she's probably getting something out of this too. Bored chicks usually wouldn't be smiling the way she did. With a few last pumps as she pushes back into him, the following load of semen that explodes from his cock is actually pretty damn big, staining a good portion of her back and ass cheeks with the white substance along with a little bit of shoulders; thanks to the angle he took while pounding away frantically. How he managed to avoid getting a single drop on her hair was honestly magic, but he chalks that up to his excellent skill at aiming.
..Phew! That was great! Dunno what that Robin guy's deal was, but I'll substitute for him as much as you want.
>Despite having came, he seated and continues grinding his cock against her ass.. almost like a reflex at this point. It was a goddamn mess down there, especially since some of that load will eventually get into his hairs down there, but he'll worry about that later.

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>>10412994
>A shiver runs up the dark mages spine, as "Robin" pants her back white. She giggled a bit as she finally got up, she cupped her hand against the spots of her back she could actually reach, and traces her hand along it, scooping up some of the cum that's been plastered on her back. After letting out a long sigh she...actually slurps some of it up. She let out a low groan as she rolled her head back and forth...well it did taste like Robins...or maybe all men's semen tasted the same. It's not like she'd know, she doesn't go around suckin' dick all the time, she's not some random ass harlot.
Oh? Robin? Well he just fell in love with someone else...damned as I tried I couldn't get him out of it. Isn't that just a kick in the head?

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>>10412371
Love is a lie.

>>10413093
>He got up shortly after she did, taking a moment to bask in the afterglow while yanking up his clothes to conceal his genitals. "Robin" looked a bit confused as to why she was licking up his seed but the visual was pretty hot if he was honest so he doesn't really care. Getting his rocks off and some chit-chat like this was worth whatever freaky habits she had.
Yeah, crazy how life does that. It sucks, but I don't think anybody's gonna snatch me up anytime soon. I'll just be your Robin instead, yeah?

All we are is just another brick in the wall

>young anon sits on their bed and drinks a cold glass of milk before laying down
Comfy hours!

>>10413263
Except for the shitposting?

I never thought I'd miss you
Half as much as I do
And I never thought I'd feel this way
The way I feel
About you
As soon as I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it's you I need
To take the blues away

It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best

How can it be that we can
Say so much without words?
Bless you and bless me
Bless the bees
And the birds
I've got to be near you
Every night, every day
I couldn't be happy
Any other way

When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.

Songposting, gore, and /pol/
This is why I don't post anymore.

It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best.

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>>10413195
>She finishes up slurping the anons cum as she turns to face him. She gives him a bored shrug and a wave of her hand.
Bleh, you really don't need to do that. And it really doesn't work like that. I mean the thought is nice...but nice thoughts don't save hearts.

As soon as I wake up
Every night, every day
I know that it's you I need
To take the blues away

It must be love, love, love
It must be love, love, love
Nothing more, nothing less
Love is the best

It must be love, love, love

You don't know how much I need you.
While you're near me I don't feel blue.
And when we kiss I know you need me too.
I can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.

But it all was bullshit.
It was a goddamn joke.
And when I think of you Linda,
I hope you fucking choke.

I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.
I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.
You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.

Oh somebody kill me please,
somebody kill me plee-ase,
I'm on my knees,
pretty pretty please kill me.

I want to die.
Put a bullet in my head.

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>>10413369
Hi Nue.

So who's lurking?

>>10413355
>He gives her a shrug in return, sliding his hands in his pockets and leaving his thumbs out to dangle. There's a thoughtful expression on his face that's quickly replaced by a small grin.
Good to know, didn't want to spend the rest of forever being some other guy. It never hurts to move on, you know. I could proooobably help out there.

>>10413400
With the thread in this state? Fuck you, I'm gonna keep lurking.

Like to sing this one in the shower.

He never has time but demands you to be free and guilt trips you if you don't have time
Everyone else is more important than you though
His mood switches daily
He pretends to be submissive and but doms you constantly with guild trips
he's a psychological wreck

Everyone is drinking in hg.
Go say hi.

>>10413468
>being this much of an asshole to an innocent question
Not that guy but damn my dude, you should probably close the tab and not lurk if you're that bothered

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>>10413545
Sorry for old timey gif instead of space age webm.

>>10413554
Unless it's cum, I'll pass.

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>>10413400
Oh I am I am!

>>10413562
Yowtch.

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>>10413350
CREEP IS A BAD SONG!
CREEP IS A BAD SONG!
STOP POSTING ABOUT CREEP!
EIGHT OTHER FUCKING ALBUMS FOR YOU TO TAKE FROM, EIGHT!

>>10412950
Butt. I want to sniff your butt.

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>>10412950
I wanted to take a sniff of your tulips. You actin like I wanted to sniff your bootyhole or some shit nigga.

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>>10413400

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>>10413639
Huh? My b-butt?!

>>10413684
I don't have any tulips, mister!

>>10413701
Yes, your butt. I want to place my face between those delicious mounds and take a long sniff. Can I?

>>10413692
What's up Nozomi?

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>>10413701
Then explain why it smells as sweet as a tulip in here. I know you're hiding them somewhere buddy.

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>>10413719
Beside the sky Anocchi? Not much. How about you?

>>10413736
Woah was that a dad joke? i didn't know that you had a sense of humor like that? And I'm fine, just lurking for a bit.

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>>10413772
To be fair that was the usual answer people used to give me when I asked Whassssssup after seeing that spot with the Bud Beer. So I'm not sure if it is my sense of humor or just a reflex.

>>10413787
OH GOD SHE'S GOT A GUN

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>>10413809
Anchovy has a Panzer and yet you are scared of Nozomi cosplaying a Gundam?

>>10413787
Oh so it's kinda like the fish question you get as Yuki?

>>10413836
IT'S A DOM, YOU PHILISTINE!

>>10413836
That's the thing, though. I'd expect Anchovy to have a tank!

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>>10413837
Prolly. I saw a private Ciel around but look like she went to sleep.

>>10413855
Still for the Gundam show, I'm sorry last time I saw a Gundam it was the one with Amuro Rei, then Italy was banned for twenty years from Gundam.

>>10413882
I want to take Nozomi on a romantic date!

>>10413882
No no, I was just teasing, it's okay.

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>>10413874
And how about me being a Servant?

>>10413891
You want to take me to a date Anocchi? That is so cuuuute. Nobody asked me out yet.

>>10413896
Don't worry Anocchi.

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>have a fuck ton of characters I've written
>people give me sexual comments about them often
>shit like "I think X would make a great dom"
>tfw no matter how many times I've tried to write it, those characters just don't work on a sexual level
it's a strange mix of infuriating and disgust

>>10413882
>Gundam was banned in Italy.
Euros at it again.

>>10413924
Elaborate.

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>>10413925
To be fair ... it was Italy being at it again. Apparently we projected it on TV without paying Sunrise for it. they were reasonably pissed. Took us twenty years to see another one and it was that one with the guy looking like Sosuke Sagara.

>>10413971
>the first Gundam in 20 years was 00
I'm so sorry. You guys missed out on G Gundam and Turn A.

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>>10413701
>A clamour, and a furious snap of the downstairs hinges reverberates throughout the house. Mixed in with heaving, masculine grunts on each thrusting impact against the old rickety door to the prospective elephant sized slob on the prowl. And with an exhasperated shout of testosterone endowed force, the door collapsed on the floor with an ear splitting bang, followed by an interlude of large, resounding marches upstairs, and to the bathrooms with the fattest assed whore in the room. And two other of what Bill assumed to be her clients, on her curtails. The CIA Man peered left and right, and to the well made bosom propped up on her, and finally up at the cunts complexion
Hey fatty. I'm CIA. Now why do you mask the tulips.

>>10413971
>SEED
You poor thing.

>>10413996
Kira does not look like Sosuke, you take that back right now.

>>10413942
I'd tried to write them to be sexual but it never feels like it works. It feels like for the appeal that the character has, that appeal just doesn't work when reduced to sexual acts. One of the primary characters people (lewd fags in session pathfinder sessions I run) seem to be attracted to is one that's intelligent, powerful, and basically has the means to enact his will. Some people seem to like him because they imagine him dominating them like they're a piece of trash or something. But I feel like if it gets even slightly sexual it just stops to function.

>>10413971
>Italy being shitters
Stick to pasta, football and a sexy language

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>>10413991
>>10413996

At least we got Robotech.

>>10414016
Same "Child Soldier without Social Skill Trope" I'm quite sure they even got buddy buddy in some Game mixing Robots in Japan.

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>>10413971
I know I can't see you and have no way of knowing if you actually will, but stop what you're doing for a second and do this.

>>10414059
>implying he hasn't been doing that the whole time

>>10414059
Tfw you find yourself doing this a lot

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>>10414031
I don't even like football.

>>10414059
>>10414073

As much as the Trope "Italian talk with hands" is true not everyone of use does that, not in this day and age.

>>10414059
This is actually an insult in my country

>>10414116
I don't care how prevalent it really is. Just do it for me.

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>>10414146
Fine ... I did. happy Anocchi?

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>>10413995
>The sound of heavy footsteps can be heard from outside. Booming louder and louder, the sound continues until it is right behind the oblivious CIA operative. Bane's presence is imposing, tangible even though he stands behind Agent Wilson. He wears a sun hat and boots, a spade clasped tightly in his grip. The hot breath of the burly man reverberates through his mask as he speaks, inches away from Bill.
Perhaps she's wondering why someone would barge into her house, before demanding her tulips?

>>10414158
I'm-a very-a happy. Thanks-a, Yuki. Babbada boosh.

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>>10414175
Do we really talk like that? It always wonder me when I see that write up somewhere. Expecially when it involve Joey Tribbiani.

>>10413701
I want a handful of that

>>10414204
Would you be offended if we said yes?

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>>10414160
Ah. It's the big guy going to the big girl, aintcha. Well firstly, It's my mother's birthday, and she doesn't really got any friends. So I need these tulips, Bane.
>Bill forced himself to breath in and out, and in and out. Lest he forget in amidst the tension between the two results in him choking. His hands which were like puddy before, tightened and stressed with veins, iotas of sweat trickling from his wrists. Vainly concealed by the Operative pressing his hands into his pocket, with thumbs dangling out at his sides. Feeling, nearly caressing up the rough denim of his pants to keep the nervous G-Man from snapping. He'd force himself to speak, choosing his words deliberately as to not end up crashing the house with no survivors.
Well then Bane. I must admit you have alotta Loyalty for a hired gardener. I should hire you sometimes.

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>>10414257
Noooope. Human are flawed. There is always someone laughing at someone else, in a way or another. And frankly sometimes we are a bunch of clown.

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Anyone need an extra for their traveling group?

>>10414280
Your optimism is adorable. Which makes it all the sweeter to know that you're a perv just like me!

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>>10414314
Sexual Energy is a fundamental part of human nature, back in the time we channeled it in being waxed up Spartans killing Persians on the Thermophiles. Now we typefucks on the internet. I don't know which better, but I'm quite sure they would have thrown me out of that mountain in Sparta so I prefer to typefuck.

>>10414308
Dunno, what can you do?

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>>10414272
Ah, tulips. Powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren't we Bill?
>Bane chuckles to himself, strolling casually around to face Bill man to man. His stride is lax, carrying a confident moxie with every step. It's almost unsettling how at ease Bane is before the practically shivering CIA agent.
But let us not stand on ceremony, Mr. Wilson! Honoring one's mother, such a noble cause. Perhaps a deal for my services could be arranged.
>A thoughtful hand comes to rest on Bane's chin as he looks to Bill, expectantly. He wants to hear an offer, and if it's not to his liking your punishment may become more severe.

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Touch the cow
do it now!

>>10414350
Your historical knowledge is both educational and frightening!

>>10414436
>Touch the cow.

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>>10414442
Jokes aside Anon, I alway liked history. I was born in a place that had seen Phoenicians, Greeks, Arabs, Norman, Spanish, French. So many culture mixed up in way that show up even in the food we eat.

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>>10414368
What any adventurer can do. Just an extra blade.

>>10414472
Don't touch!

>>10414484
Woah. I know that europe has a lot of places like that, it can be a pretty nice place sometimes.

>>10414516
Oh it is, despite all jokes. Of course we have so much different ideas that we hardly go well together at all. This is why we got Economic Union but no any true European Government. And we lost the Brits too.

>>10414485
What's your carrying capacity?

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>>10414561
Don't speak like we're dead mate.

You can still come over for tea... if you ask nicely.

>>10414436
>Gropes the cow.

>>10414561
This was a nice small chat, I should doubleteam or gangbang you sometimes as my way of saying thanks. Nice talking to you Nozomi!

>>10414570
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwP0IiEccYo

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>>10414570
40 lbs

>>10414395
Well then, I guess I could ah, well. Give a charitable donation of sort under the table, y'know legal fees.
>Mr. Wilson grew more uncomfortable by the nanosecond by Bane's propositions. Legs nearly going limp and hips buckling along with the rest of his body in a nervous tizzy. With no military to protect him and his ego, laid out like a prey rich with meat to gnarl off to his predator. CIA's mind raced with frightful thoughts, and attempts to escape the calculated beast ahead of his smaller frame. His lips uttered out words, trying to plea with him, but no voice came out with a choked voice straining out his vocal cords. All Bill was able to do was simply stifle a strained breath, and hold up his hands weakly in contempt for him.

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>>10414587
Dear Brits, I know that Frenchs and Germans don't care but are you aware how much stuff I bought from you? Since you had them and we not and buying from USA was too costly? I cried when you left us.

>>10414596
Whenever you want and I'm up, Anocchi!

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>>10414636

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>>10414633
>40 lbs
>Has a strength score of 4

>>10414656
Before being encumbered.

>>10414633
I hope to Hermes you've got some utility skills or it's not looking good for your application.

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>>10414637
You can still get it. And if the EU puts up trade barriers just leave and we'll get a deal the day after you're out.

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>>10414636
Hyes, legal fees. I think I have a splendid idea.
>Bane steps closer to Bill, placing a firm hand on his shoulder. His impeccable, muscular arm snakes down towards his pants, and in a quick motion, he produces... a business card.
Gotham Gardeners! Nurturing a big garden, for you!
>He slides the card into Bill's hand. An earnest, encouraging look is leveled across Bane's brow, yet his palm still remains clenched on Agent Wilson's shoulder.
Thirty three dollars an hour. To claim the lush garden that is rightfully yours!

>passes out on the floor due to drinking too much

>>10414436
My cow!
>Takes the cow home and turns her into the perfect milk providing house wife

>>10414802
>Rapes

>>10414802
How unfortunate.
>Takes everything in your pockets

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>>10414768
>Bill let out an exhasperated sigh of relief, thinking that his ass was gonna bout to be left extremely painful by Bane. His voice eased from the mind wrecking stress, and awkwardly laughed. The CIA Agent took a quick glance at the contact information, and gave a well meant nod towards Bane before pocketing the card for his Mums birthday present.
Aight Bane, you're a big guy, but damn you've got big deals!
>The G-Man flashed a tooth smile at him, and bid Bane adeu. Finally spinning about on the Apex of his shoes, quickly walking on out of the torturous room. Several loud, hastened steps unfurl, following the large hiss of the engine blares outside, speeding off into Gotham bank to get a deposit for 99 dollars.

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>>10414803
N-Nani?
>The cow's taken inside Anon's home and promptly wed to the farmer.
Haaa... I'm so happy, farmer-kun! I wanna give you so much milk!

>>10414840
>Lays there, unmoving
>>10414843
>Lays there

>>10414911
Oh god, somebody help him! I think he might have alcohol poisoning, call an ambulance!

>>10414934
>wakes up groggily and drunk off his goard
Please do... I don't feel well.
>passes out again

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Im afraid a large majority of you here are under arrest for suspected distribution of illegal pornography. You do know what the consequences are regarding that, right?

>>10414991
Ma'am, it would appear your clothes are missing.

>>10414991
I’m sorry officer … but are you aware that you are naked? I don’t think that is a proper attire for a law enforcer.

>>10414991
Shhh. Not so loud. My head hurts and im still tipsy.
Just do what you need to do...

>>10414991
Um... no?

>>10414991
Actually, I think you'll find all my pornography is legal, my papers are in order right in my- Hey, what's that over there!?

>>10414991
this is bad
>>10415002
this is good

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>>10414700
I can cook?

>>10414991
I'd give up the fifth amendment on her if you know what I mean.

>>10415002
source please

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>>10415121
Cloud Meadow.

>>10415125
you are doing wonders to my dick
p-please continue posting this semen demon

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>>10415139
U-Unfortunately, that's all I have of her!

>>10415125
Did she just cum and ejaculate (milk?) out her nipples?
I think I have a new fetish.

Busty girls are overrated. Where are all the cute pettankos?

>>10415160
Aw. That's a real shame.
Those two are really great though! Thanks.
>>10415171
>>10415171
it was pretty cute. Lactation in general is very nice.
sure hope you know about nursing handjobs, anon.

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>>10415171
Probably just squeezed harder.

>>10415173
Hiding because mods are retarded and might ban you if you post them

>>10415183
Flat is best for snuggling and nipple teasing. And also making my dick rock hard.

>>10415210
The mods really can't tell flat chest, small chest, loli, and CP apart?

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>>10415182
>I lied!
>I found one more!

>>10415227
Sometimes.

>>10415182
>nursing handjobs
Yes, I'm a big fan.
>>10415187
Not going to lie I'm a little disappointed.

>>10415239
Fooled again!
You've made a fool out of me! A horny, erect fool!

>>10415243
That's a shame. Most of the anime girls I'd want to typefuck are pettanko. Do they care if the character is canonically a loli, but has breasts? Like Usa Mimi?

>>10414308
>want to /ss/ this boy
>should probably sleep
>don't really have any fitting avas for him anyways
Bleh

>>10415291
Why not play a femanon?

Who's up?

>>10415307
I suppose I could...

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>>10415291
What's "/ss/" maam? It'd better not be anything indecent.

(It is pretty late now though. If you make your mind up I'll most likely be on tomorrow)

How many images does someone need for a decent ava folder?

>>10415337
(Actually, tomorrow might be better. Yeah. Prepare to be /ss/'d soon!

>>10415363
It depend, a bare minimum is 25 - 30.

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>>10415363
~30 or so
the bigger the better, of course, but an average of thirty will be fine.
You can always do what that one sergal whatshisface did, though, and use edits of 1 image.

>>10415363
Thirty but you can make less work if your good enough.

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>>10415368
Sure thing maam. I'll prepare for... whatever that is.

>>10415383
>>10415379
>>10415391

Alright. Where are good places to look for pictures?

>>10415404
Danboruu/Gelboruu. Rule 34. Sankaku Channel.
It depend if the character is Anime or Western.

>>10415404
Gelbooru and similar websites.
If you run short you can always crop doujins but it's a bit of a pain.

>>10415404
https://gelbooru.com/
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/
https://www.pixiv.net/
Those are the places I usually go to.

>>10415436
>pixiv
I always go on binges there, just go to find a few pics and end up caked in semen eight hours later.

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>>10415404
Depends on the character.
If anime, you can use danbooru to find mirrions of images.
If western, try rule34
if obscure, try tears.
A hip new cool thing the youngins are doing is playing a general set of features instead of one specific character.

>>10415227
Kinx got warned for posting shuten doji who is obviously just pettanko

>>10415466
That makes me SO angry.

>>10415363
You can even post without an image during less crucial scenes and mainly use them to establish yourself at the beginning or work an image into the scene itself later on.

>>10415475
Why?

Reminder to report any and all pedophiles.

>>10415513
You aren't the boss of me

>>10415475
It was probably Lupin spiting them and reporting them because they posted the cucked to death image

That furry cop couldn't take all of us.

>>10415562
post the cucked to death image

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>>10415513
I-I, Princess Tanooki, will certainly look out for any evil, mature women prowling innocent little boys!

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>>10415574
...

>>10415574
Thank you, Princess Tanooki. We need more diligent citizens like you. Here, watch this young boy for us.
>Anon pushes a young, innocent shota before the princess.
I'm going to go over there for some non-disclosed amount of time. The perfect amount of time for some miscreant to spoil this boy's innocence. Thank God you're here, Princess Tanooki.
>The Anon walks away, disappearing behind a rock in the distance.

>>10415459
What is tears?

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>>10415594
Wh-what is it, young man?
>>10415595
>Princess Ros- I-I MEAN Princess Tanooki was beginning to sweat pretty hard as the cute shota was suddenly placed within her care. So pure, so needing of a hot dick suc- Boy's were not for lewd! She stands there, shaking wildly as she tried to keep herself from doing anything inappropriate with the boy.

Reminder that lolifags, shotafags, "flat-chest isn't loli or underage"fags should all be reported and banned for being filthy disgusting pedophiles.

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>>10415672
tears are what comes out of your eyes when you want to play an ava, but they're so obscure there's hardly an (good) art for them to make a folder to play on 4chan's /trash/ board's /erp/ threads.

>>10415680
>The boy just stands there, rocking back and forth on the soles of his feet innocently, eyes nonchalantly wandering over the princess's body. He was too pure to see such an act as rude or inappropriate, of course. Far too pure. He looks up at her face, eyes twinkling with innocent admiration.
You're real pretty, Miss Princess Tanooki. Thanks for looking after me. I've never been alone with an older woman before in this private location where no one could see or hear anything we did. But I feel safe because you're here, and I know that anything you did would be for my own good.

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>>10415680
You want boy cock don't you?

>>10415680
>A young-looking boy tripped and fell in front of the furry-dressed princess, his glasses falling off as he stumbled around. Clumsily dusting himself off as he put them back on his nose, slightly askew, he looked up at her, eyes wide with wonder.
H-hello miss... Where am I?

>>10415489
Because Shuten Douji is the hotness, no shit.

>>10415562
If he doesn't like that image, maybe he shouldn't have gone and been cucked to death.

>>10415735
but shuten looks like every other flat-chested loli, anon

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>>10415683

>>10415683
You aren't the boss of me

Alright, I've got a basic folder for one ava. Any male avas a femanon or "femanon" would want to play with? If I think I could pull off any of the suggestions/ideas, I'll make another folder, and once I've got at least 3 avas' folders, I'll make a card.

>>10415761
Sorry you're a pedophile.
>>10415762
I should be, since I apparently know better than you, since I'm not a dumb pedophile.

>>10415680
(You're the same Rosalina who plays Samus ya?)

>>10415764
>male avas
unless you're our BLACK GOD Owain, don't bother

>>10415683
Reminder that loli and shota are fine but actual children are freakish, deranged, malformed blobs of sickeningly incomplete human flesh that only someone with shit taste would sexualize.

>>10415781
reminder that loli and shota are just other terms for "young underage girl/boy" that pedophiles hide their pedophilia under.

>>10415778
Owain has claimed DMG. Is Owain the new Paul?

>>10415754
>he hasn't played Fate/GO and heard her voice
>he doesn't sexualize her horns
Your power level is too low.

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>>10415764
GIBE
JOSEPH
JOESTAR
YOUNG ONE

>>10415767
>I apparently know better than you
Trying to police a board on 4chan with those spicy opinions doesn't make you smarter than anybody though.
But keep up the autism, I'm sure your crusade on the internet will work out eventually!

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>>10415683
Th-that is right! Lewding cute boys is bad! Very bad!
>>10415713
>The poor princess was only sweating harder as the cute little boy looked at her body. She struggled to stand it place, her hand beginning to shake as she so badly wanted to grope his little... head! Of course, she slapped herself to make sure she wouldn't.
N-no problem, little boy! I'll make sure nobody will ever get their hands on your small, delicious... Vienna Sausages! R-right!
>>10415716
Wh-what?! Of course not! That's lewd! And wrong!
>>10415728
>Oh no! Another one!? Just her luck!
U-um... You're in the Tanooki Kingdom! And I am the Tanooki Princess! That's right! Nobody else!
>She answered, nodding her head up and down violently.
>>10415772
(I'm the same ava that plays Princess Tanooki, yes.)

>>10415754
Only because so many people have been so brainwashed by most anime they can't tell the difference between a little girl and a short flat woman

>>10415788
I mean, you're wrong. But if you really want to be a pedantic asshole...
>Reminder that drawings are different from real life

>>10415793
God damn Shuten's voice is so bonerific

>>10415808
pictures are different from real life too, right?
Your argument is invalid, pedophile.

>>10415820
I'm pretty sure you're being wrong on purpose now.

>>10415793
>sounds like an average flat-chested loli
>lol horns, unique monster grill

>>10415800
Oh, we're alone? Could you hold me then? I-it's really cold here...
>He shuddered, brushing his nubile body against her thigh, laying his head against her waist, his breath coming out in gasps.

>>10415828
Are you actually so retarded you'd call aoi yuuki going full geisha Lolita?

>>10415826
>gets called out for being a filthy pedophile
>so out of arguments he dismisses others' arguments instead

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>>10415800
I can see it in your eyes. You'd want nothing more then to wrap your lips around a young pristine cock like mine and have your way with it

What's ERP listening to?

>>10415816
Shuten Douji giving a speech on quantum mechanics is the same thing as watching porn.

>>10415800
>The boy seems content with that, leaning his cheek on his palm as he continues looking the princess up and down like any curious child would.
That suit looks awfully uncomfortable Miss Princess Tanooki. Do you wanna take it off?
>His voice doesn't miss a single beat in such a terrible inappropriate question. It's like he's born to enter into a bad /ss/ doujin.
I've never seen a lady without her clothes, but I think it'd be okay if it's you. You're so kind and keep all boys like me safe. I'll even take mine off as well if it makes you feel better!

>>10415850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1L5ZCYzMEY

>>10415828
I'm not even part of this conversation but I can tell you don't know what you're talking about because no matter her design her voice is anything but childlike

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>all this talk of Shuten Douji has summoned her, and she is not very happy.
Why all the noise? Why'd you wake me up, Anon?

>>10415841
I can't believe I'm eating this bait. I really can't believe it. But fine.
A photograph is real life captured in an instant. In the case you're describing, it is child abuse being immortalized for the pleasure and perversion of people who masturbate to fucked up flipper baby porn. Because children are disgusting. But you seem to think that pictures are...somehow not a reflection of real life because you justify your own shitty fetish?
Drawings, in this case shota and loli, which can be defined as anime-stylized and fictional depictions of children, are often made to be more sexual and less realistic. If you're looking at realistic shota and loli, you got problems.
I cannot believe I have a fishhook this deep in my throat right now and yet I keep swallowing.

>>10415863
Have another one because it's a good feeling

>>10415876
Because you are a sexual goddess and I wanted to see (and hear) you.

>>10415876
I don't know who you are, but you seem like quite the popular girl here. Although, looking at you, I can kind of see why.

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>>10415876
Because it's happy hour, nigga!

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>>10415829
>Ro- Princess Tanooki squirms in his grasp, eventually pushing him off of her, as she takes a step back.
U-uh... I'm very sorry! But I might be going! I have important things to do! I'm a princess after all!
>The princess runs off as fast as she can, hiding behind a few trees and bushes, never to be seen again(?)
>>10415843
O-of course not! That's super gross! Get away from me, pervert!
>>10415852
Wh-what are you talking about? I'm not wearing any clothes!
>Her eyes widen as she says that. Did she just say that she was in the nude so she wouldn't take off her clothes!? She did!! She starts to panic even more, eventually defining it's best just to book it!
U-um... Yeah, I must be going now! I think I hear my oven calling me! Bye-bye!
>She dashes off as fast as she can, picking up enough speed as she flies away into the horizon.
>tfw this is the last good other Tanooki pic out there.
(Uh-oh.)

>>10415932
>The male, confused and still cold, wandered in the direction the strange lady sprinted in. He thought he saw her jump off to the side behind a tree, so he started checking behind each one he saw.

>>10415703
>pets the robutt

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>>10415951
Geez anon, don't you attempting to RP with me will get you seven years bad luck?

>>10415932
Aw... Bye, Princess Tanooki!
>As soon as the princess disappears over the horizon, the boy lifts his hand to his ear, speaking in a deep, gruff tone.
It's no good, boss. She got away.
>Anon peaks back out from behind the rock.
God damn it, McCoy, you said you were the best in the business.
"Hey, I just do the dance, if the partner ain't ready to two-step, you can't rush the process."
>The boy takes a cigar out of his pocket, which would've been used to fake a boner in scenario 54B, and lights it, taking a long drag from it.
"We'll get her next time."
If my superiors hear about how much money we spent on this sting operation, there's not going to be a next time, McCoy.
"It won't cost you nothin'. Now it's personal."

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>>10415903
>>10415918
I made that post to meme it up, really, but now, I'm almost tempted to start playing Shuten Douji, anons.
Almost...

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>>10415932
Huh. What a shame that you continue to lie to yourself. But I'm sure your lust for young cock will begin to eat away at you until you think nothing but that. In due time I guess

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>>10415949
>He could hear some something rustling in the bushes, and with not much inspection, the boy could see some woman scrambling to take off a hot and sweaty Tanooki suit.
This stupid thing has no ventilation I swear! I felt like I was in an oven!
>The woman murmurs to herself, sliding the thing down her body. She pretty much had to wear only her underwear in the suit, or else she's be cooked like a turkey! She freezes like a deer in headlights as the boy finds her there, not saying a single word to him.
>>10415963
(Kek. Better luck next time!)
>>10415975
R-right...
Uh... I must be going then! Farewell!
>The Tanooki Girl runs off, trying to avoid further contact as she just wants to get out of this stupid suit!

>>10416023
I fear McCoy will never be able to fool you again now you're ready for him.

>>10416023
O-oh! M-miss, why are you getting naked? Does that mean you're about to pee, or are you about to have special naked cuddles with someone?
>He tilted his head, looking her over, his primal unconscious registering what he was seeing and giving him a tiny, but still visible in his tight shorts, boner.

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>>10416038
(She doesn't know anon. And besides, she was lucky to get out while she could, or else her /ss/ tendencies would have made her go out of control!)
>>10416047
>She looks around from left to right, making ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY SURE that no one else was watching them, before blurting out loud like a bitch in heat!
Yes! Special Naked Cuddles! I need them! I need them with a cute boy! You see, in my culture, it's tradition for the Princess Tanooki to find herself a cute, pure little boy to do the special naked cuddles with, so she can finally become the Queen of the Tanooki's!
>The "Princess of Tanooki's" fibs so hard, but hopefully the boy's innocent mind would be gullible enough to believe her tale. She needed him so badly! Her sexual desire was through the roof now!

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>>10415703
>>10415957
!!

>>10416093
>He quickly slipped out of his clothing, nodding enthusiastically with her story. He was far too innocent to question her narrative, especially with her being royalty and all. Soon, his body was exposed - like a porcelain doll with a youthful, twitching cock, desiring acts he could not yet consciously understand.
Of course, Princess! Use me however you need to!

>>10416093
Why is Rosa the hottest princess?

>>10415969
Be careful with that. Trash mods follow Australian porn laws where small breasts=child pornography.

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>>10416103
Cute boy!

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>>10416129
cute dorothy

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>>10416160
I'm not Dorothy!

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>>10416117
>An unnaturally wide smile spread across the woman's face as he stripped down for her with no issues. She snapped her fingers as a blue aura encompasses the boy, turning him onto his back in mid-air.
Don't worry! This is just my... Uh... Tanooki magic! Yeah! Just lay back and relax... This is going to be a bumpy ride~
>She coos, twirling her fingers, as now, the magic was encapsulating her body, stripping off her clothing, as dragging her toward him, as she laid herself on top of him, rubbing her soaking wet slit against his cute cock!
>>10416119
>Think it's the light blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and matching flowing dress! She also has a pretty voice!

>>10416168
Grown up Ebola-chan?

>>10416173
>He let out an uncontrollable moan, an instinct of his body. And just as his instincts have been, they guided him into bucking his hips into her, his cock sliding erratically with his movements.
Y-you feel so w-warm, princess~!
>His voice was stuttered and wavering, and full of pleasure.

>>10416173
Those all definitely help-they're wonderful, and pretty. But she's also got the best ass of the princesses around her! My fav anyway.

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>>10416187
No it's Harusame-chan!

Test

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>>10416201
How does Haru-chan feel about melancholic robots with a penchant for blues?

>>10416201
Hmmm.... Is she a ship or a boat?

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>>10416217
I don't know can the robot be snapped out of the sadness by fucking a cute girl?

>>10416220
I'm a ship!

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>>10416168
I-I didn't say that

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>>10416230
Most certainly. Orgasms are a powerful motivator, and a cute girl leading him there could help nudge him some faith in humanity.

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>>10416238
Then what did you say mister?

>>10416240
Then Haru feels like she should help him out by riding his robo-sick!

>>10416238
That is unnecessarily hot, any trap players round?

>>10416173
Rosalina's certainly got a great figure, but in my eyes, it definitely was her voice that made her a thousand times hotter.

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>>10416188
>She lets out a happily little squeal of pleasure as his shota penis grinds against her horny cunt! Her heart rate picks up as his cute moans escape from him, like music to her ears! She leans her body down, pressing her fat tits against his face, caressing his soft hair with her hand as she says;
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, cutie. But we've only just begun~
>With a slutty smile on her face, she lifts herself up for a moment, letting his cute dick spring up and align with her lower lips, as she slams down on it, arching her back in ecstasy as a horny groan is forced out of her.
O-oh fuck yes~
>>10416190
(I'm more partial to her large chest, but I can't deny that she has a nice ass as well!)
>>10416262
(Her voice is really cute for sure! Not nearly as grading as the other princesses!)

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>>10416250
>Tilting his head back, the robot looked at the girl. She was cute, certainly. Fuckable, definitely. And eager, he could tell through a quick thermal glimpse. He approached her, hand on his hip, and sighed.
What's got you so worked up, girl? You seem... warm, right now.
>When not trying to talk down enemy robots, Protoman wasn't the best orator; his human interactions mostly limited to his two "fathers" and another scientist's young daughter. Programmed with as human a mind as could be managed, "attraction" was a concept familiar to his psyche, but unfamiliar to his conscious mind. It was a strange sensation, and made talking even harder. As he attempted further conversation, all he could do is let out another dejected sigh.

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>>10416103
Cute faces! Heart eyes!
My weaknesses!

>>10416305
How is this pixel princess?

>>10416290
The first time she spoke in Super Mario Galaxy, I melted. Unlike Peach and Daisy, Rosalina's dulcet tones are soothing and tender. I could listen to her read me bedtime stories every night.
>Just one more page, please?

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>>10416315
Off work right now. Chilling with a drink!
What about you, sweets?

>>10416253
Trap ano n

>>10416290
(This is my first time trying /ss/, but you're making me want to play it more often! I'm not sure if I should thank you or not, but I will. /ss/ "reverse spitroasting" actually sounds really hot, but I don't know how easily it could happen.)

>As she muzzles his face with her sizable breasts, he moans, squirming a little as he mouthed for her nipple - and finding his face between them, this amounted to repeated licks where her breasts met. Moans buzzed from his lips as his dick was taught sensations more amazing than an ordinary human's cunt could manage, and quickly into the session, his little cock spasmed, releasing a tiny string of cum. He shook at this orgasm, a new high for him, and his body began thrusting more, begging for more of it, despite his cock going limp within her to recover. However, her lips were more than enough to get him solid in little time, so once more he was grinding against her, fully solid, his cum dripping and sliding and mixing with her ample juices.

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>>10416301
Oh I just found someone who I can please so that's why I'm so worked up now!
>With a cheerful smile across her face she leaned forwards having the two faces mere inches away and close enough for the girl to see her own reflection in the android's visor. She raised her hands up to cup Protoman's cheeks left uncovered by the helmet and began to gently caress his synthetic skin with a glistening sparkle in their rose eyes from the smooth touch.

>>10416328
I'm looking to unwind and thought I'd stop by here.
Do mind if I join you?

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>>10416339
>A chill went down his spine. She looked so innocent and peaceful, yet her desires were certainly neither. His mechanical member started to bulge his rather unnecessarily external underwear, as he started the routine to open his suit, particularly the aforementioned smooth plating.
I've never done this before, I mean... Sometimes I touch myself to help deal with these feelings that well up, but I have a feeling I won't need to. Although, out of all functions of humans for them to keep when building me, I still question why they put my oil exhaust and pleasure center in the same place. Do humans enjoy pissing on each other, or am I just overthinking this?

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>>10416355
Only if you buy me a drink first, anon!

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>Was away to lunch.
>Naked Yuki pic was deleted.
>I'm not banned.
Was I lucky?

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>>10416323
(Same! Bonus points if she's giving me a handie while going so!)
>>10416330
(Glad to hear you've learned the wonders of /ss/ anon~ Also, /ss/ spitroasting is hot as fuck! I've done threesomes and foursomes before, so it's not impossible!)

>The princess's body shivers in delight as the shota begins to lick her sensitive nipples, making them more rigid than before. Cute little mews escape her lips as he humps wildly, making sure to bounce along with him! She lets out a happy gasp as he suddenly erupts inside of her! Although it may not have been much, the lewd fact that she popped the young boys cheery, before he even knew he had a cheery to pop, drove her wild! And soon she had her orgasm, her pussy quivering as her female cum spurted all over his crotch. Of course, she wasn't finished with him either, only picking up the pace of her lewd hopping as he became hard again!
You came already? So naughty~ But the ritual won't be finished until your little balls are completely drained!

>>10416369
Seems like it.

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>>10416253
nope!
>>10416250
Dorothy is cute!
>>10416305
Y-you too

>>10416369
For now, pedo

>>10416364
Haha, have you got a bit of a problem there doll?
>Sliding into the chair next to you, the anon signals the bartender for two drinks before turning to face you
So what do you do that you have to blow off so much steam?

>>10416369
I've got away with a warning before, some mods are alright.

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>>10416360
This is your first time? Oh I do hope it will be very enjoyable for you then!
>As the android had begun to remove his suit the girl proceeded to do the same. Lifting up her shirt pulling their supple breasts up along with them and once removed the girl's chest bounced slightly to return to their place then while removing her skirt the ship slit couldn't help but ogle the male as more skin was being shown.
And well some people do enjoy that thing. If I'm not mistaken it's called watersports but it is a bit icky.

>>10416377
(Foursome? That sounds really hot, but logistically difficult, and that's assuming that each person is playing 2 people. How would an ERP with 4 people even work? Also, how common is loli x shota x older woman?)

>He moaned deeper and deeper into her chest, suckling her nipple like a baby, his cock rubbing faster and faster with both their fluids to lubricate his motion. He reached a hand around her back - maybe this would help him move faster and feel better, he thought. During one of his grinds along her lips, though, he slipped and pressed his little shota cock against her puckered little ass and between her ass cheeks. The sudden feeling of her nice, firm bum around him caused him to cum again, lining her ass with his seed.

>>10416377
If that was the case, she'd be reading me a lot more than one more page. I'd try and make her finish the rest of the book before I'm ready for bed.

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>>10416386
See, you're just adorable.
Don't tell anybody, but I'll give ya a little discount next time, 'kay?
>>10416401
>Dorothy leans on the bar a little and sighs.
Just a bit sore from work. A lotta rowdy customers, and all. Plus, who doesn't love a good drink after work?

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>>10416407
Watersports? Sounds weird. But I more hope that I can be enjoyable in my inexperience.
>His gaze was transfixed as the ship-girl's skin was exposed - her body bared, and so beautiful, so erotic. His cock now exposed, it extended outward and began slightly buzzing in response to his arousal. Protoman none-the-wiser, his "father" gave him some "design improvements" to help in these circumstances. Compressing his cheeks, as though to blush, he awkwardly rest one hand on his hip and the other behind his back.

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>>10416421
(You just got to reply in order anon! I've always done it as Ava > Anon 1 > Anon 2 > etc! It's not really that hard! Also, loli isn't really my cup of tea, sorry anon!)

>She jolted up in surprise as she felt him slide into her ass without any warning! She barely had any time to speak as he suddenly came inside her back door! The surprise of that really took her back, making her cum once again, coating more of her feminine juices onto his crotch. She looks down a at him, her face a deep red, with a mix of shock, and lustfulness on her face.
N-naughty naughty boy! Cumming inside a woman's backdoor without permission! You should be punished~!
>She teases, as she snaps her fingers once again, now a magic ring forming around his small base, snug tight!
There! That'll keep you from cumming again for now~
>She soon began to hop up and down once again, this time slapping her ass against his crotch.
>>10416425
(She'd probably try to get you to cum before it's over, but if not, she'd probably suck you off until you did!)

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>>10416456
Okay! What do I get?

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>>10416489
This

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>>10416522
W-who posted this

>>10416484
There's no way I could force myself to hold off if things got that far. I also wouldn't want to make her feel that she's wasting her time, because then she might not want to come back and read to me again. Maybe I'll let myself shoot my hot, sticky load for her.

>>10416484
(Alright. I just like the idea of being doubleteamed by a smol and an older girl, and they keep trying to show each other up. But /ss/ spitroasting definitely sounds like something I want to try. Maybe where the shota is a middleschooler who gets caught masturbating in class by his teacher's assistant. )

>He moaned louder, his little body needing release quickly and frequently from her large, heavenly rump, his cock being overwhelmed by pleasure to the point of dizziness. He bucked his hips, trying to line his cock up to not only slide between her ample cheeks but to get into her second hole - the one she seems so intent on guarding. It felt so good just brushing against it - so entering it must feel even better. Each slap of her ass against him, though, felt even better than the last; building a crescendo of pleasure that could never climax, as his tiny member was held nice and tight and restricted.

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Morning /ERP/!

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>>10416458
Oh don't you worry about that mister!
>With a soft giggle the now nude girl leaped forwards quickly with a delicate hand now being placed onto the android's vibrating rod to tease and caress the shaft and her lips locked with Protoman's own as her tongue lapped across the entrance of his mouth savouring that precious first interaction. As she had a hand still free the girl used it to guide the android's own hand around to grasp onto her plump rump gently teasing the back of his hand to show him to moment to make against her rear.

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>>10416547
Woah, that pic was smaller than I thought

>>10416559
Nice butt.

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>>10416547
Hello big (small) butt!

>>10416559
Plump NEET ass, nice.

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>>10416489
Anything you want, cutie~! So long as you can afford it, I'll happily provide!
Which can be what that other anon showed ya, by the way. And more!

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>>10416557
>He awkwardly fondled her ass for a few seconds before getting the hang of it and giving some nice, passionate squeezes. The French kissing - which he attempted to mirror in kind - took his anxious mind off the situation, with the feeling of his length being touched by a nice, gentle hand practically shutting down any background thoughts he had. His focus was all on her now. All on this lovely girl that wanted nothing more than his pleasure.

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>>10416576
I-I will go save up then... give me a couple months...

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>>10416602
'Kay, cutie! I'll wait for ya. And don't forget about your lil' discount!

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>>10416529
(Oh, I don't think she'd mind you holding back for her. In fact, she might find it endearing!)
("Oh, you've been holding yourself back for this long? I'm impressed anon~ Looks like I'll just have to try harder next time!")
>>10416542
(That sounds like fun anon! Teacher Rosalina is very sexy, so I wouldn't blame him!)

>Each little lewd sound of his only got her more and more turned on! She sped up her rough buttsex, her fat butt slapping hard against his needy shota cock! She could tell how much the cock ring was driving him crazy just by the amount of lusty thrusting he gave her. She decided to tease him further, leaning forward once again, as she caresses his check and whispers into his ear;
You really want to cum, don't you sweetie? Well, you're going to have to beg for it~ Go on! Tell me how badly you want to fill my ass up with your shota cum~ I'm not taking it off until you say it!

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>>10416617
Will doooooo!

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>>10416589
>As the boy began to get the hang of it Harusame pulled away from the gentle kiss with a soft chuckle before swaying her little his to rub their rear into the palm of the android.
Now since this is your first time how about we make you a man~
>She pushes herself away from the android and took a few steps back with her his swaying seductively each step before laying down onto her back with legs spread and an open invitation.
I'm sure you can tell what to do here!

>>10416629
(Do you have a discord? I think I'll need future communication with you for reasons.)

>Staggering his moans, the feel of her ass heaven to him, he could barely muster words. His eyes rolling back as the pleasure knocked him about inside, leading him on a mental rollercoaster, he could do nothing less than drool at the feeling. He slowed his own thrusts and gathered enough composure to mutter, after a few more excruciating minutes.
P-Princess... your b-butt is so p-perfect... It f-feels better than a-anything I've ever f-felt! I want to cum inside you, r-right? That's the word for what I'm doing? Is t-that what your special place did on my chest? B-because that felt really good. But your a-ass feels even better, Princess! I-I need to cum inside you!

>>10416629
That sounds like it would be fun, I'd love for Rosalina to read me a bedtime story next time. And if she's going to try harder — well, how am I supposed to say no? I'm sure she will make it a rather magical experience, if I were to guess.

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>>10416652
(I don't have many more lewd images of Protoman, so don't be surprised if I switch back to non-lewd. Pretty much every lewd of him is either rule 63, him getting assfucked by a futa, or both. None of which is really relevant to this RP)

>Nodding, slightly nervous once more, he bent down over her, his cock pressed to her lower lips. The feel of her against his tip was enough to make him shudder in pleasure and anticipation, so he quickly thrust in, his tip pushing against her cervix quickly, his vibrating member touching ever inch of her little tunnel. He moaned loudly, thrusting in and out, knocking at the door to her womb with a battering ram.
A-aah! This feels amazing! You feel so amazing!

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I see I missed an interesting night

>>10416703
Nothing much actually.

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>>10416659
(Rosalina Stone#0633)
(Here you go!)

Yes baby! That's a good boy~
>She coos as the poor little shota finally submits himself to her, making the Sex feel all the better for! She snaps her fingers once more, and soon the cockring fades away, letting him free to cum deep inside her tight asshole! She looks down at him with heart-shaped pupils, panting like a dog as she calls out to him;
Cum inside Princess Tanooki! Finish the ritual and make me into a queen~
>She groans, wrapping her arms around him as she goes as fast as she possibly can, milking him for all he was worth!
>>10416675
(I'll be sure to do that with you soon then anon!)

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>>10416709
As long as Yuki's not banned, or anything, I guess there's no harm.

>>10416726
Not really a loss anyway.