Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXXV cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
>The host switches on his microphone just in time for the post-Feast peace. His voice is shaky now, but he tries to keep his composure as best as possible.
W-Well folks, it's winding down here. Of c-course, it wouldn't be complete without t...torturing the dog, right? Hah hah... (Get this bitch out of here, she's going to kill me, I swear to God!)
>>10390525 (Johnny)
Your charm. Right. Tell me, just how much success has that brought you?
>Wesker can't help but roll his eyes from behind his sunglasses
>>10390556
>kissus the host
>>10390556
Ah, another prank call. Someone is bored.
>tfw want to use my secret ava ahead of time
Is this permitted?
>>10390601
Yeah but don't expect to be able to join in when everyone relevant starts revealing theirs.
>>10390601
Nothing is forbidden. Everything is permitted.
I'm doing just that, Starman be damned
>>10390601
No.
>>10390599
*The Chef wanders for a bit, until he finds another person, a little blonde girl with wings, he decides to talk to her*
You know, after all the pain and suffering that dog has endured, it's only right that he's eliminated like this. Godspeed, and good luck.
>>10390591
O-Oh! Thanks, miss, but please, save it for after the show next time.
>>10390601
There are no rules. You can even use your regular ava for SAW.
>Using state of the art ancient teleporters, The Prisoner escapes the old and enters this new thread
>>10390585
More than you could possibly imagine, handsome. Women cannot resist my enchanting body and mind.
>BLUFF BLUFF BLUFF DOUBLE DOWN DOUBLE DOWN
>>10390566
My name is Nana, what a nice name that is, Marie, are you European? oh can you tell how Europe is like? is it fun?!
>>10390577
My name is Nana, what about you, are you a witch, that is some nice cosplay!
>>10390644
Wow you've got no head! only smoke, can I put my hand through it?
>>10390556
>Neo whips out a saxophone and lets rip.
>H-holy jesus... She's good...
>>10390640
>It appears Neo and Ruri lose all of their hard-earned internet famous dollars.
>Neo takes it rather well, with a slightly indignant huff and stride away.
>She's already planning how to break in and steal it all back.
>>10390491
N-Nani? Masaka..
>Tamaki takes a wide leap back from the skeleton overlord and lowers his masklike visor over his eyes, sizing up his opponent with what little time he had left to prepare for the epic RP battle ahead of him. He hadn't accounted for an ability like this, and it was nothing he hadn't dealt with before, but... Bones? Did that help him or hurt him? Surely, without the skin to cushion them, the bones would be more fragile, wouldn't they be? Or would they be even harder now that he's had the open air to toughen them up? He assumed his bones would make him tougher, but less agile.. He didn't know, but he didn't have room to underestimate his opponent.
>Without saying a word, a clam shell grows over his hand, providing a protective covering much like the steel of the skeleton's bones. He takes a stance-- it would seem the hero wants to bank it all on a test of strength, fist to fist with the skeletal villain before him. A... 「Stand rush」 between men, if you will. Men? Man and a skeleton? Are skeletons still men? Where is penis? We may never know the answer to these of life's questions, but the one thing we do know is that only one may leave this epic RP battle alive.
>>10390637
Ah, hello sir. Need something?
>>10390640
Maybe that is a curse.
AN ULTIMATE BETRAYAL LEAVES US WITH THE FINAL THREE CONTESTANTS ON THIS EDITION OF THE GAUNTLET! Which one will be victorious?! Find out, next slide...AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK! Stay tuned, place your bets, and cross your fingers!
>>10390432
...Welp.
I had a good run.
>>10390498
Argh! You're playing with my heartstrings, talking like you remember. But yeah, I know.
>She snaps her fingers, and with a loud POP, a small, dopey-looking ghost appears next to her.
I think I got that part of the show handled. Still, why would they ever not want a light show? Talk about dull.
>>10390664
You got a good eye, yeah I am a witch! Marisa is the name, though I don't think you have heard of me before.
>>10390679
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
>>10390664
>It has been awhile since he saw someone who was still alive, so sure, why not. He nods in approval
>>10390626
What do you mean?
>>10390697
*The Chef makes some small talk, saying he was on a show once making meals, he offers a proposal for an alliance if she was interested.*
ITTTTTTTT'S ALLLLLLLLLL OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
(Note to self: restock on blood pressure medication so this isn't me.)
>>10390664
Nana... not a name I've ever heard, but it has its charm.
I'm afraid I don't think I can properly answer you question, since there's no such place called "Europe" where I come from.
>>10390715
>Neo nods in approval.
>(She opened this in another tab, but got distracted listening to it, and forgot to link it in her last post...)
>>10390705
>Blaming Ruri for the loss of all their money, silently stands and watches from the side of the room.
>>10390775
*The Chef watches in dismay as the ghost spooked him, killing him*
YOUR WINNER, OF THIS EDITION OF THE GAUNTLET: THE ICE CREAM GIRL WHO RULES THE WORLD....NEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPOLITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPION!
Your prize will be awarded as soon as the network can get it to you!
Let this be a lesson to those who dare challenge the Gauntlet: Even if you get the most kills, it's all about survival.
>>10390705
Well, that was really disappointing.
>>10390738
And what do I have to do?
>>10390805
>Neo looks up, eyes wide.
>She wasn't expecting to win.
>Brushing herself off, the ice cream girl smiles wide, and bows deeply in thanks to the host.
Now, then, thank you a-!
>The host suddenly gets cut off for taking too long, and his airtime is interrupted by the "Summary" screen.
>>10390713
Wow, lots of Ms here, hello Marisa, I never heard of you, but I bet you are a lot of fun!
>>10390715
>puts her hand into the "head", waving it around and giggling crazily
>>10390777
Huh, strange, but you do look like the type to be from another world, a cute world I bet, just look at your face, it's so cute!
>>10390805
what an amazing game! thanks for hosting!
Congratulations Neopolitan, nice umbrella!
>>10390805
Good work, lady. Thanks for this.
>>10390805
Congrats and thanks for the game.
>>10390823
I was so close, ah well.
>>10390823
i want you to enter my gauntlet
Oh. My. God. Ei-Eight kills? EIGHT KILLS?! ho-holy mother of Mary that's amazing! Oh...and also 19th place...but I'm seriously not complaining.
Thanks a bunch for hosting!
>>10390823
>10 kills
holy shit
thanks for hosting btw
>>10390711
That's what I said but nooo. "Pull a rabbit out of your hat" they said. This sucks! I haven't had one good opportunity to use some flashy magic yet and it's starting to gnaw at me.
>>10390847
Fun? That's the first time I have been called that I think, most people usually call me other things. Not so nice things.
>>10390875
>>10390823
>Forgot to reply
>Good job Dekunut
*The Chef says that he would want to just have her to be by his side and help him with anything and would do the same for her, he would also make some good meals for the both of them*
>>10390831
>>10390680
>The skeleton dashes towards the hero, leaning forwards with his arms dangling out behind him. Realising that he's performing the Naruto dash, the skeleton quickly corrects himself and begins to pump his arms and legs in unison with each other to assume a proper running form. His steel-covered bones made his movements more clunky however, and he nearly trips over his own feet twice as he approaches the hero at..."eh" speeds.
>When the skeleton gets close enough, he draws back his fist and leaps at the hero, intending to use the power from his jump to increase the strength of his punch. Would that work? The skeleton had absolutely no idea, it just seemed like something that would work. Eh...ahhh...maybe.
>>10390805
>>10390823
Rigged.
>>10390823
AHHHHHHHH thanks for hosting!
>>10390805
Congratulations.
>>10390823
Thank you very much for the chance.
>>10390847
H-huh? I wouldn't really call myself "cute"...
And I'm certain my world isn't one anyone would want to live in.
I'm hosting in 10 minutes.
Rematch!>>10390843
>>10390897
Uhm, I don't know. That sounds like a marriage to me.
>>10390910
>About to go to bed
Yuno, I swear to god.
>>10390910
Lame
>>10390910
B-But I'm playing P5…
>>10390910
Ily Yuno
>kissu
>>10390928
Who even needs sleep.
>>10390835
>>10390847
>>10390861
>>10390863
>>10390877
>>10390896
>>10390907
>>10390909
Thanks for playing!
>>10390865
Yeah, hah hah...no.
>>10390901
Your life is rigged.
...TO SUCK!
>>10390914
See: >>10390910
>>10390928
>>10390910
Same. Please tell me you're hosting tomorrow.
>>10390910
Here or new thread
>>10390950
thanks for hosting voregore
>>10390957
here
>>10390956
maybe
>>10390926
*The Chef apologizes and wishes he couldve worded it better, he asks what she was thinking in terms of being in group*
>>10390976
>voregore
>Pic related, you on top
>>10390893
Not so nice things? you mean they call awesome things like the queen of dream, or the best magician in the world? a- oh it seems I have to go! bye!
>>10390909
Well of course you don't call yourself cute, other people do! and I'm sure your world is fun! oh seems like someone is calling me, see you later!
>>10390910
BUT WHO HOSTED THE GAME YESTERDAY
>>10390823
Fufufu, it seems that I have displayed my prowess in the fields of combat! Though I was not the ultimate victor, I, the Black Cat of Nightmares, thank you for this opportunity
>>10390910
> Get cucked out of hosting twice in a row
I'll just go cry in the corner for one more hour.
>>10390995
Ahri.
>>10390976
Oh, and thanks for playing.
>>10390998
You too.
>>10390893
Hey, everyone's a critic, right? You know what I say? Screw 'em, just go what you wanna do, don't give a crap about them.
>>10390998
>Fufufu
What a generic anime girl.
>>10390998
Fufufufaggot
>>10391011
We don't want your games.
>>10390900
>The punch, even though his opponent is moving at anime slowmo speeds, makes contact with the young hero's chest, sending him soaring through the air and into the opposite wall, causing him to cough up more blood than is actually humanly possible. He reaches a hand up to his ribs.
One.. No, two broken... This isn't an ordinary enemy..
>He stands shakily, having to use the wall as a support, and yet again vomits a waterfall of blood onto the ground. He's not out yet, however, as he rushes in for a clammy blow to the skeleton's head, probably, maybe.
>-2 SPD modifier from broken ribs
>>10390993
Not nice things like mean things! Alrighty see you around some other time.
>>10391034
But I need to wait for the right moment! It's all in the delivery!
>>10390993
Sorry. I'm not used to hearing such compliments. And I'm sure you're better i your world than in mine.
Take care.
>>10391036
it's the generic chuuni laugh and she's a generic chuuni. Cute, but with as much depth as a crack in the sidewalk.
>>10390981
Hm, okay but I need a supply of frozen yogurt first. You're a chef, right?
MONOFAGS START YOUR ENGINES
ITS TIME TO PUMP FILLER LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE
>>10391076
Kys falseflag
>10391066
kys faggot
>>10391070
*The Chef tells her that he is, and frozen yogurt is pretty easy to make, he asks what kind*
>>10390990
>I'm cp
fuck
>>10390995
use your imagination
>>10391011
This must be your punishment for rigging countless games against me, Seth.
>>10390976
Murderous Games 247
>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
>>10390847
>He felt really light headed for some reason
>>10390998
>An enemy worth fighting? The Prisoner readied his arsenal
>>10391096
Good Vibes Haru
>>10391096
Gal Reigen Arataka
>>10391096
Gal Misuzu
>>10391076
>>10391096
Ocelot and Raikov
Monofags Remover
>>10391096
Nana
>>10391096
Bullet Club Damon Gant
>>10391096
Monochrome Albert Wesker
>>10391096
Monochrome Nayor of Cantown
>>10391096
Hero Deku
>>10391096
Heroes United - Sun Eater
>>10391096
Monochrome Grora
>>10391096
Freebird MatPat
>>10391096
Good Vibes Stu
>>10391096
Monochome Monoe
>>10391096
The Prisoner
(What happens if a neutral wins it?)
>>10391096
Junko Enoshima
Pandemonium
>>10391096
Marisa Kirisame
Ready to dazzle!
Chef Sweden Ramsay
>>10391096
Monochrome Registeel
>>10391096
Gal Glutton
>>10391096
Elias Ainsworth
>>10391096
Hero Akechi
>>10391096
Pandemonium shota
>>10391096
Garnet
>>10391096
GBP Lana's mother
>>10391096
Gandalf the Pug
>>10391096
Gal Inkling
>>10391096
Good Vibes Taichi Hiraga-Keaton
>>10391096
Monochrome Miss Monochrome
>>10391096
Craig
>>10391096
HULK HOGAN
>>10391096
Iron Dog Suzumi
>>10391096
Pandemonium Kumagawa
Shrek
>>10391096
Pandemoniun Aron
>>10391096
Heroine
>>10391096
Gal Miku's ass
>>10391123
*Mayor, not Nayor.
>>10391096
Ryougi Shiki
>>10391096
Pandemonium Johnny
>>10391096
Papa Stalin
>>10391096
Good Vibes Rape Horse
>>10391096
Ryuuko Matoi
> Amerishitheads hosting before the only Europoor
Why do you want my death so badly ?
>>10391049
Don't worry, I know.
>>10391096
The Fabulous Freebird
I'll just simulate a private simulation then
That's totally fine too..
>>10391096
Gal small bi and ready to try
>>10391096
Hero Megaman
>>10391096
Puff
>>10391096
Monky Bizness
>>10391096
Monochrome Leader Aikawa
>>10391096
Pandemonium Leader Astaroth
>>10391096
Shrump
>>10391096
Oso bimbo
>>10391096
Arashi
>>10391096
Gals tiny snek
Sportaflop
>>10391096
YOHANE!
>>10391096
I
I'm bored so why not, Paulie Pogba.
>>10391096
>I'm new, can you just put me in any faction?
>>10391194
>>10391096
whoops
Ahri*
>>10391182
>>10391096
Wrong pic not sorry.
>>10391052
>Although the heroes movements have been slowed, he is still much faster than the steel-covered skeleton. Knowing he won't be able to dodge his strike, the skeleton stands his ground and intends on tanking the blow.
You're better off hiding in your shell, hero! You ca-
>The blow connects with the skeleton's skull, causing his head to snap back. There's a small cracking sound as one of his bones break, but he leans forward to stare the hero in the face.
Ha. Is that it? Die, hero!
>The skeleton goes to punch Suneater only to realise his spine has been broken, rendering movement of most of his bones impossible. A flash of panic appears on the skeleton's skull, before quickly returning to a blank, neutral state. Quickly, the skeleton tries to think of something to get himself out of this situation.
So...you've broken my spine. Congratulations! You've passed the surprise test!
>>10391162
>the resemblance is uncanny.
>>10391096
Gal Tricky
>>10391094
Blueberry. Just give me the blueberry one.
>>10391236
>The taunt would have been successful, had Sun Eater not collapsed immediately after delivering the blow. It would seem that one of Craig's feet involuntarily shot up when he was punched, knocking Tamaki directly between the legs and sending him into a state of shock. The two combatants lay side by side in the dirt, unable to continue fighting.
>The battle ends in a draw.
>Fin.
Check check.
>>10391280
I, Reigen Arataka...
...accept this challenge.
>>10391280
>You are READY for yet another hoedown in not-Cantown!
>>10391271
Are you who I think you are?
>>10391203
VERT
>>10391280
Tally-ho!
>>10391280
>Tamaki nods softly, acknowledging Midoriya on his team before retreating to his corner
>>10391309
Probably not..
>>10391280
One man band again, huh? Oh well, guess I should just get used to it. Lets begin, dear host.
>>10391280
>>10391160
>>10391194
Swap her in.
>>10391280
This looks adequate. Now then, let's not waste any more time.
>>10391280
Let's have some productive fun.
>>10391268
*the Chef says that all he needs is blue berries, he asks where to find them*
>>10391280
>A return to the days of death valley. The sun rises on a dusty stretch of rugged terrain and sturdy flora defiant to the rays of the sun.
Roll the old Chariot.
>>10391280
Let's give the newbie a welcoming party.
>>10391153
>>10391218
Serious question, how has aussa managed to not kill himself yet?
>>10391132
Hold up since when do I get support from others.
And from you of all people ?
>>10391280
I'm ready to die alone.
Be sure to bury my remainings under the Giant Fabulous~Guitar I erected as a testament to the Freebirds' victory in the first faction games.
Which by the way are the only ones that matter.
>>10391280
Hookay...I'm ready for this! let's get going!
>>10391335
why are u swapping in the enemy
>>10391332
>>10391335
GalxPandemonium alliance?
>>10391352
He doesn't know how to
>>10391332
>>10391351
This is some jank shit wtf
Ahri.......
>Junko
>>10391280
>[REGISTEEL used Iron Defense!]
^^^
>[REGISTEEL's Defense rose sharply!]
>Registeel's body is ready.
>>10391271
>Laying on the ground with a broken spine, the crippled skeleton finds himself wishing for death.
Damn. I wish I would die right now.
>And so, a satellite falls on top of him, allowing to respawn some distance away with his bones intact.
okay sweet
>>10391280
I think I've won.
>>10391218
>pogdab
kys fag
>>10391055
Hey, you can still leave them starstruck if you catch them by surprise! Like I said, who cares?
>>10391355
The Giant Guitar stays if you're defeated. I don't care what people say.
>>10391332
>denies but thanks hissingly.
>>10391314
>?
>>10391352
Too busy getting fucked by his brother.
>>10391386
KILL
YOURSELF
VERT
>>10391332
What are you even hoping for here?
>>10391355
Honestly, I just kinda liked the name. Plus, I don't think I'd fit in with any of the other factions. I'm definitely not a gal, and i'm not one to shoot a gun either.
>>10391362
What the fuck, I know right?
>>10391280
>>10391351
>Deny this.
>>10391400
>Good Vibes
>>10391375
I do obviously. What I would give to have the perfect chance to fire off a few master sparks.
>>10391360
She's going to make more use of the spot than I ever will.
I want inkling to dominate me gently
>>10391421
THANK
YOU
FAGGOT
>>10391296
Thank you, miss!
>>10391137
You can either make your own faction or give your points to an existing one.
>>10391332
>>10391335
>>10391349
DONE
Neutral: 18
Gals: 6
Monochrome: 7
Pandemonium: 6
Heroes: 4
Good Vibes: 4
FREEBIRDS: 2
Bullet Club: 2
Fairy Tail: NOT REPRESENTED
Akatsuki: NOT REPRESENTED
BLOODBATH
>>10391341
I have some left, will these do?
>Froze gives a handful of berries to the chef.
>>10391445
KILL
YOURSELF
AUSSA
>>10391431
Anytime.
>>10391096
Natsuki Subaru
Give me one at random
>>10391415
You wanna do that? Just pick some fights!
>>10391386
Come back pls
>>10391460
You gotta work on that speed.
>>10391460
you gotta work on that speed
>>10391469
>>10391470
hivemind
>>10391460
You gotta work on that speed.
>>10391437
Hmph. Size doesn't mean everything you know? It's all about power and style.
>>10391460
You gotta speed on that work
>>10391462
You gotta work on that killing yourself
>>10391460
You can have Junko's spot. Nobody likes him anyway.
>>10391467
Can't I got to go kill myself. Make sure you eat the rest of the pizza in the fridge so it won't go to waste.
>>10391437
>Craig shudders at the thought of touching that grotesque mass of putrescent flesh, and walks away instead.
Ew! EW!
>>10391457
>Not Aussa.
>>10391460
Work speed you on that gotta.
>>10391437
>The blaze was already beginning to take it's toll. Each breath whispered made the flame inhaled all the more unbearable.
>It was a lost cause.
>Suz flicked her only hope of wispy reprieve away and dismounted her steed in favor of the shoddily paved roads.
>>10391437
>[MAYOR used Taunt!]
¤¤¤
>[REGISTEEL fell for the taunt!]
>>10391437
>You brag about the size of your gun to your fellow Monochrome member, since that's the only thing you can brag about to the monstrosity.
>>10391437
...
That was fast. Too fast, if I do say so myself. One of the first ones to come in, and one of the first ones to get greeted by the cold embrace of death.
>>10391506
Less posting, more killing yourself, you parasite.
*the Chef says the berry were adequate, he proceeds to smash the berries and cream and mix them all up in a bowl. He proceeds to put it in a freezer, and says the process will take a few minutes, to pass the time he shares some of his wacky stories of him and his defiant food when he was on the muppet show, he then gives the freshly made yogurt to Froze*
>>10391437
DAY ONE
Rape horse decides to go against his nature for today.
People get knocked the fuck out, which is a shame because they aren't actually dead yet.
The Mayor hoards all of his hard earned cans, much to the dismay of his co-worker.
>>10391506
I thought you were better than that Vert
>>10391500
>She licks the tears from the anon's cheeks
Delicious~
>>10391382
Of course, it's not moving from a single inch.
And be cursed the motherfuckers that'll dare to leave even the smallest scratch on it.
It has become one with the desert, forever.
>>10391397
If you told me that within this roster there would be someone else besides me that'd join the freebirds, I would have bet on everyone but you.
Normally I'd say get out of my one man band, but at this point, I may as well just embrace it.
This unlikely alliance, may you bring us to height neither of us could have thought possible.
>>10391437
And I jinxed him.
Like planned.
The old hound will defend his yard like a real stray dog: Alone.
>>10391460
I'm glad you're late.
>>10391506
kek
>>10391510
Your story checks out. Sorry for the inconvenience, you can't be too careful these days. Aussa cancer comes in many guises.
Carry on.
>>10391551
LEADER ON LEADER ACTION 2017 (GONE SEXUAL) (ALMOST DIED!!!)
>>10391551
I didn't know they allowed green people onto trains nowadays.
>>10391551
I need to get rid of this horrible faction and I'll start with the trap
>>10391551
TRASHCAN!
WE HAD A DEAL! I DID NOT WORK ALL DAY JUST SO YOU COULD RUN AWAY WITH THE MONEY!
>>10391551
Someone could get hurt here.. I should probably evacuate any valuables in here and relocate them so that this shaft can be sealed. H...Hopefully there're no ghosts or bandits down there.. I'm hoping for some time alone...
>>10391525
That's not the only thing you could brag about in terms of monstrous things
>>10391462
So by that logic I could just blast you right here and right now?
>>10391551
You got any steel I could borrow?
>>10391554
I was making a joke mate.
>>10391568
Spoiled pizza is no laughing matter.
>>10391551
>Not exactly the most damning of fates.
>The cicadas sang in the trees in tandem with long, wavy stalks of dead and dying grass, and underneath a standalone tree in the empty fields, the soldier did watch and consider sleep.
>>10391551
>>10391608
>[REGISTEEL is now holding the Nugget.]
...
>[MARISA is now holding the Oran Berry.]
...
>>10391551
>You sure as hell are not letting this opportunity for profit go to waste after all of your failed attempts to find gold in the previous Murderous Games.
>>10391605
>You could brag about...the size of Cantown and amount of urban development, you guess.
>>10391551
Okay, sure. I'll eat it.
>Craig grabs the scorpion by its stinger and dangles it above his mouth before dropping it in. The scorpion falls through the skeleton's bones and ends up on the ground.
Ta-da!
>>10391551
So ... you're some type of highly advanced machine? Remarkable, simply remarkable.
>I need to pass out, so thanks for the hosting and congratulations to whoever wins!
>>10391551
Sometimes, one of us should take care of such issues… Unfortunately you're not the one appropriate for the business.
>>10391551
>>10391589
>He shrugs, having no idea.
>>10391655
Can you test it for me? I'm too lazy.
>>10391551
42 tributes remain.
Neutral: 18 -> 17
Monochrome: 7
Pandemonium: 6
Heroes: 4
Good Vibes: 4
Gals: 6 -> 3
FREEBIRDS: 2 -> 1
Bullet Club: 2 -> 1
NIGHT ONE
Quick fact, monkeys are actually proven to be astronomic geniuses, that's why so many laboratories are filled with them.
When Papa Stalin finds out about your heritage it's probably not such a good thing. Luckily for you that means you get to be moved to a nice, beautiful concentration camp. Be sure to check out your brochure.
Stop listening to Miku's ass.
>>10391551
> The Man takes several minutes to process exactly what he's seeing
> He feels like he should do something, but as long she doesn't spot him, there's technically nothing wrong with admiring the view of mother's nature
>>10391650
that's not the size i was talking about
>>10391692
>I'm too lazy
No shit, you useless fucking retard.
>>10391551
Untrained mutts.
>>10391699
I gave you mercy to improve yourself, you better get out of being green with the gun.
>>10391539
>Froze is slightly amused by the chef's story, and when the froyo is ready, she begins to eat the freshly made blueberry yogurt.
It was... delicious. You're really a chef after all.
Say, what are you planning to do with the group?
>>10391608
....Well...yeah? I guess, but I wouldn't fight back against you of all people. Besides, even if you managed to kill me I'd just pop right back up.
>>10391699
This won't happen and there is nothing you can do about it.
*The Chef admits he was good with the guitar, he played some good country tunes, he asks the mayor if he was skilled in a instrument*
>>10391699
>>10391699
>[REGISTEEL used Lock-On!]
○●○●○●
>[HULK HOGAN fled!]
.>.>.>
>>10391631
You have a new ava don't you
>>10391699
>Izuku was to busy scribbling stuff down in his journal. Safe to say, it's a little too late for him to save himself as he trips over the tumbleweed. The poor fucker lands square on his face, probably broke his nose.
>He lets out a low groan as he manages to push himself up, snatching up his journal as he moves his hand to his nose.
Awh Cwap...Iwh tink eyh bwsted sumthing...
>>10391728
>>10391699
It isn't a concentration camp... IT IS CALLED A GULAG! IT IS DIFFERENT BLYAT!
>>10391699
…That's not something of your importance, It's completely irrelevant, worthless!
And if I were you, I should stay away from matters that doesn't belong you, Now put back those documents from the place you take them.
>>10391699
>Oh good Lord his guitar-playing is even worse than your singing. You hope your eardrums explode just to save the rest of you.
>>10391749
>You're not skilled in any instrument, but you tell him you have sang here before, many times in fact.
>>10391566
Yep, maybe we'll do well together. My brains and your brawn can definitely be a dream team!
>>10391437
Oh, nevermind. Looks like I'll go back to working on a theory that'll be coming out in a bit.
HG Theory: Your chances of winning Faction Games?
>>10391699
>Blued steel lay still in her hand.
>Watching a hissing flame waver this way and that as small pieces of it self elevated and disappeared into the sky.
>It was like the fires burning at home. All twisted metal reaching up to the moon and layered in a blurry fog of smoke and orange hues.
>When she awoke suddenly, the flame was gone and all that remained was dim embers.
>>10391699
DAY TWO
Being an amalgamation of flesh doesn't help your chances of survival against packs of hungry coyotes.
Mob lynching is the new dynamite. Try it today.
Dynamite hasn't gone out of fashion just yet though, unfortunately for about five of you.
>>10391802
>My brains
>>10391781
No one asked for your opinion, comrade.
*The Chef asks the Mayor if they could do a duet sometime*>>10391800
>>10391821
I rather go with the nigger than with the furry
>>10391767
Working on one but that's about it.
>>10391821
>>10391733
Something came up sorry Rika
>>10391846
why are you lying
>>10391699
>Craig throws a noose over Grora's neck while the others pull on the rope, lifting her off of the ground and leaving her dangling as the rope tightens around her neck.
Good work fellas! Black and white is boring, let's get rid of all these Monochrome guys.
>>10391821
>The skeleton notices the stick of dynamite bouncing along the ground and sighs.
Fuck me, right?
>>10391821
Oh come o-
>>10391823
Yes? What's the problem here? It's a figure of speech.
>>10391821
Bind her with my tentacles...? Well... Sure, but don't hurt her too badly, make it quick, please, and.. Y...You want me to do WHAT with my tentacles..?!
>>10391821
N-Ngh… A Lucky hit.
>>10391856
Take your time, I'll probably be here. Have fun with it.
>>10391821
Get on your feet! The time you spend sitting around I'm surprised your ass isn't as flat as your voice sans autotune
>>10391821
>[MISS MONOCHROME used Thief!]
>[MISS MONOCHROME is now holding the Nugget.]
~¤~¤~¤~
>>10391860
What makes you think I am?
>>10391781
That's the word I was thinking of. Spasibo tovarish.
>>10391821
28 tributes remain.
Neutral: 17 -> 11
Monochrome: 7 -> 6
Pandemonium: 6 -> 4
Good Vibes: 4 -> 3
Gals: 3 -> 2
FREEBIRDS: 1
Bullet Club: 1
Heroes: 4 -> 1
NIGHT TWO
Something between the meaning hidden deep within the unrecognizable slurs of spoken mexican that assaulted his ears, and the smell of tacos wafting through the air appealed to the humanity still within Albert Wesker, causing him to spare a life.
>>10391821
>LYNCH THE WITCH! LYNCH THE WITCH!
>You've never been so overjoyed to lynch someone before.
>>10391833
>If he enjoys the soothing sounds of a flock of dying seagulls, then yes, certainly you two can do a duet some time.
>>10391923
>You get fired for opening every single one. No one told you not to, so it's their fault!
I want to eat Tricky's pussy.
>>10391923
If I'm the one to kill you, nobody else can. Take heart, dear leader.
>>10391923
>It's quite a weapon. Heavy in the hand and comfortable to hold.
Are you as good with it as they say?
>>10391938
Ew pickles
>>10391699
>Haru jumps back and tries to shield his group from any impending explosions.
Hey! Calm down, there's no need to do anything weird! Just put out the spark, and we won't mess with you anymore! Right, guys? We'll get out of here if that's what you want, just don't go hurting anyone!
>>10391938
My cat is NOT a meal! She may look like a chicken, but she isn't meant to be consumed like one!
>>10391937
Seagulls did nothing wrong!!!!
>>10391979
I'd eat that puss puss.
Also it's July, you dumb bitch!
>>10391921
Too obvious
>>10391970
*The chef gives them one warning, and puts it out*
>>10391923
>Johnny wakes up, and immediately notices his dirty magazines are not covering his eyes.
>He soon realizes everything is missing.
>Even the box of Oreo's he stashed away in a secure cabinet
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?
>>10391923
>[HULK HOGAN used Eruption!]
>[It's super effective!]
>[REGISTEEL fainted!]
▪ ▪ ▪
▪ ▪
▪
>karma.
>>10391988
I put 2014 in the filename by accident, but the rest of it is correct! It was a timestamp from 2015!
>>10391983
>A likely story...
>...IF YOU'RE A SEAGULL!
>The pieces fall into place. Go fetch some breadcrumbs and leave your sight at once!
>>10392009
Name them if you'd like. All I have is a filler at the moment.
POST THE SLIDE
>>10392074
Rigging takes time.
>>10391923
DAY THREE
You can't hide, hero. Or maybe you can...
Going out of your way to kill a poor little dog? Not cool, Prisoner.
Saltin isn't the kind of man to let silly capitalist things like reason get in the way of his drunken stupors.
KILL YOURSELF AUSSA
>>10392071
I'm not a dickhead
>>10392074
fucking connection issues man I don't know why this always happens while I host, literally no other time is it an issue
>>10392092
Chef is brutal.
>>10392092
I'm not a huge fan of getting chopped up into pieces but I gotta say Chef does it like a total pro.
I swear it didn't even hurt.
>>10392092
*The Chef drags the body parts and goes home to make his famous southern Chile*
>>10392092
(Oh, jeez... That's the girl that tried to get me to..! I can't let her see me, I can't.. Please leave... Don't find me, don't find me... I can't handle that level of awkward enthusiasm again...!)
>>10392092
I prefer the desert of her dreams...
>>10392092
>You chase after the rags that cover your BLINDLY BALD HEAD, so to hide your hairless shame again.
>>10392092
>As Haru drives the wagon across a long, dirt road, bored out of his mind, he suddenly hits a large rock on the ground, bouncing the vehicle and knocking Haru off the wagon and out of his chance to win the game.
>>10392062
>pecks
>>10392201
god that image is so satisfying
>>10392114
Just have a filler, nothing else.
>>10392092
>Small, carnivorous things that bite your shins? FUCK. THAT.
>>10392092
>Toting a scattergun casually in hand, the barrel swung carelessly towards the ground as she strolled around what appeared to be an old farm.
>Where the owner was who could say, however the need for clean water neverminded the possibility of barging in at the landmaster's inconvenience.
Empty.
>She raised the weapon's receiver upwards to rest back over her shoulder, the barrel and weight taken off of her arm. Suz left the silent barn in search of a water pump
>>10392214
Fooly?
>>10392205
>OH SWEET BABY JESUS, TAKE COVER, THE APOCALYPSE HAS ARISEN, AND IT HUNGERS FOR FLESH AND DISCARDED FRENCH FRIES!
>>10392208
H-He's fast.
>>10392092
20 tributes remain.
Neutral: 10 -> 9
Monochrome: 6 -> 4
Pandemonium: 4 -> 3
Good Vibes: 3 -> 1
Gals: 2 -> 1
Bullet Club: 1
Heroes: 1
FREEBIRDS: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT THREE
Remember, no monkey business.
Everyone agrees that the dog killing villain has to go, and they deal with him accordingly.
>>10392245
lmao xd
*Offers the mayor some delicious Chile*
>>10392239
I don't know what that is?
>>10392256
Again..? This is getting needlessly brutal... Are you all sure we should be doing this..?
>>10392256
CHEF'S WEAKNESS IS ASS
>>10392239
That isn't me.
>>10392256
>>10392261
>Getting utterly shitfaced and devouring a big bowl of chili is definitely a combination that won't result in anything bad.
>>10392308
WHO are you?
>>10392256
DAY THREE
A bouncing ass is no match at all for the master of thirst.
*Leaves the recipe on a note for the mayorfor when after he gets hungover*
>>10392256
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=26k1-uttqbA
>>10392340
Just a fillerfag.
>>10392359
STOP
RUINING
BEST
MUPPET
>>10392344
I...I wouldn't want to play for money, after all, but.. Y...Yeah, you're probably right.. It was a dumb idea..
>>10392344
>Hunting for coyotes while being incredibly hung-over and nauseous is an even better idea.
>>10392359
>You find the recipe after you recover and pocket it. You'll show Tricky she's not the only Food Magician here.
>>10392375
I dont believe you
>>10392344
day four***
15 tributes remain.
Neutral: 9 -> 5
Monochrome: 4
Pandemonium: 3
Good Vibes: 1
Bullet Club: 1
Heroes: 1
Gals: 1 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT FOUR
I honestly can't be assed to care about what anyone on this slide is doing right now because I'm too busy being depressed over that poor monkey with no one to love him. ;_;
Alias: Swedish Hannibal Lecter >>10392385
>>10392417
You realize you halve been talking to someone else yeah? You missed me here >>10392283
>>10392417
Believe what you want. That's not my problem.
>>10392434
Don't mind me, I'm... Just m-
>Is made into cheese
>>10392416
How fucking desperate do you have to be to bring up your circlejerk partner in completely unrelated RP with a newfriend?
>>10392455
I wasn't the guy you were originally talking with. I was just making a guess.
>>10392457
Meanie.
>>10392470
This. It's beyond creep levels at this point.
>>10392470
>>10392498
Thirded
>>10392434
THE FEAST
Thankfully I finally got around to making arena events that weren't shit. Wait, I haven't yet? Oh...
I'm sure I let down all those people who expected me to do otherwise.
Well at least no one died a stupid death at the feast, right?
>>10392470
>>10392498
samefag check
>>10392492
I'm confused now. Guess it's time for cold pizza and garlic knots.
>>10392470
The chef is a nufag?
>>10392434
I'll have a uh... Teq-uh no that's not what I want. Could you maybe have a squeeze of lemon? Oh okay well then... Long island iced tea? Don't know where that is? It's not-
Whatever.
Whiskey's fine.
>>10392506
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xjdEk0nXoKY
>>10392509
Nice try, whiteknight.
>>10392506
>This is why you always chew your food thoroughly. There's a lesson to be learned here.
>>10392559
Good song desu.
>>10392506
DAY FIVE
The entire town becomes a warzone as ideologies over who should win are divided. Unfortunately, the only good tribute is killed for his beliefs.
The only people not involved in the shoot out are dealing in money, because death and wealth go hand in hand after all.
>>10392585
This was easy.
>>10392536
>not knowing that now every new avatar is a newfag and if you say otherwise you're a jaded oldfag
Just look at the image with all the """""""newfags""""""".
>>10392524
I know you've already mentioned who you are, but I can tell, just from this one post.
>>10392628
You sound upset.
>>10392580
>>10392675
What's the point of samefag checks?
>>10392585
5 tributes remain.
Neutral: 5 -> 1
Pandemonium: 3
Good Vibes: 1
Bullet Club: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Heroes: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Monochrome: 4 -> ELIMINATED
NIGHT FIVE
It's a lonely night for the remaining tributes, as they prepare for the challenge up ahead. The final showdown that will decide the next champion of the crucible that is the American frontier is almost here.
The winner is decided next slide. This is your last chance to say any prayers or make bets.
>>10392675
nice inspect element
>>10392585
So that's it...
>Her arm was rent and mashed torn into a crimson mess with the forced injection of lead. It wouldn't move. Dark and dizzy.
>It was okay. All she needed was a cigarette that she couldn't find
>>10392695
Raikov, you and your shitty drinks...
>>10392695
Rigged for Oce
>>10392645
Tell me before I go crazy.
>>10392695
Ocelot is our only hope.
leaving this here :-)
Yuno new bread pls
>>10392758
no fuck off
>>10392731
Huh?