HG thread.
Godot Games continued.
>>10378980
Night two.
>>10379015 (Ronald)
>Panting and hunched over with his hands on his knees, the skeleton looks up at Ronald and says...
I dunno.
>The skeleton immediately ceases panting, all of his stamina returning as he remembers that he is incapable of ever feeling physically tired.
I guess I just forgot that I don't need to.
>>10379001
Its time for the feast.
>>10378980
Yo Dachi, you better not tell a certain Dodge, what I been doin, or I will show you what shit is to get real
now help me throw this body off a cliff with this magic bitch
>>10378991
Yo I got carrying covered, this asian loser's got it under control
>>10379001
I'm hungry and you aint gettin none of mine. You tied yoself.
>>10379022
I say she still gets none, till she grateful
>>10379022
>>10379001
The benefit of a proper diet.
>>10379022
Day three.
>>10379018
You're a genuine when it comes to sparring!
I hope this doesn't take the wrong way skele-friend I was using like......
-- 0.5-percent of my true potential.
>>10378990
I am in no way a conman, I actually used to be a detective. That's all I'm going to tell you.
>>10378999
Jeez, you're 39 years old? You don't look that old, I suspect you're lying to me so I stop talking to you.
>>10379005
Aussa.
The glasses.
The hair.
So good.
>>10379026
>>10379039
thanks asshole
>>10379039
Bitch I know you told him! You as much a snitch as a traitor a snake! I got you apache style mother fucker!
>>10379039
Night three.
>>10379044
>The skeleton feels his heart drop upon hearing Ronald's confession, although he doesn't let his face show it. He simply stands up and says...
Yeah. Me too. Good hustle.
>>10379060
Day four.
>>10379073
Gonna catch her stealin my food again as red handed as a devil
>>10379049
("Is it really that hard to believe? I guess this world's standard is just different from mine.")
Alrighty! I'll not change your mind on the matter, but I do hope you find someone here that can retrieve your affection. And I mean that from the bottom of my heart! Please, stay safe!
>>10379073
Night four.
>>10378965
>>10378976
>The Prisoners killing spree had made him a high profile target, resulting in five others hunting him down.
>He blocked Adachi's pistol with one of his trusty shields, rolling away from Ariel's magic blasts, kicking hot potato back. He readied his shield to block karen's helicopter kicks, but the barrage of strikes was too much to handle and knocked him down.He was simply not ready to fight this many unknown fighters at once. The parasite that was his head eroded as the team finished the prisoner off with an all out attack.
>>10379068
Any who.
Catch you on the flip side when you're busy murdering someone - I'll just go out of my way and take a dump at Wendy's.
>>10379083
Day five.
>>10379039
If you cannot fend for yourself here, do you deserve to survive?
>>10379060
Rest, and dream of somewhere more pleasant. You'll not be there when you awake.
>>10379073
I accuse this woman of high treason against the crown! Whomsoever turns her in alive or dead shall be handsomely rewarded.
>>10379083
...Tch. This is not my day.
>>10379095
Night five.
>>10379092
Yeah, have fun doing that.
>Once Ronald takes his leave, the skeleton falls to the ground in stunned disbelief. "0.5%? That's frickin' crazy! What the heck? The people you run into here..."
>>10379095
My skills be as fire as my riddles, you all never stood a chance against the master, son!
>>10379104
keep warm, I don't know why, but when you was around last time I had some screwed dreams
>>10379104
Day six. We have a winner in the next slide.
>>10379049
You look like a cooooonmaaan for me. How do I know you are not lying to me so you can con me?
>>10379114
>this shit is blowing my mind, how did this game happen
>too bad I am taliing to a brick wall
>>10379114
Night six.
>>10379126
Congratulations Deku
>>10379133
Placements
>>10379139
And the summary
>>10379139
Thanks for hosting
>>10379139
Hey, thanks for the game.
>>10379150
>>10379152
You're welcome. Thanks for participating!
>>10379139
Thanks for hosting, and congrats to the winner!
>>10379139
Congratulations! And thank you, the host, for operating a wonderful game.
>>10379133
Well-done boy. And thank you for this.
>>10379160
>>10379164
>>10379173
No problem. Hope you have a good day or whatever the time is.
I'm sorry to those that responded to me, I just don't feel up to RPing right now.
Forgive me.
Goodnight.
>>10379250
Oh please, it is nothing. Now, good night.
>>10379180
And you as well.
>>10379250
Good night
>>10379250
Sleep tight dach
>>10379337
QT
>does something your avatar hates
>>10379160
>kissu
>>10379375
Did you just fucking kinkshame me you piece lf shit
>>10379374
Thank you
>>10379375
>The hapless anon's elbow brushes against Craig's glass of milk, spilling it out over the counter.
I'll kill you.
>>10379375
>>10379390
YAMEROOOOO
>>10379375
>My avatar is now miffed
>>10379381
Oh? I think I've played enough eroge to know where this is headed~
>>10379403
What, you don't think I'm qt? Whatever.
Why do we call them avatars? It sounds fucking lame
That's why we have a hard time getting newfags
Lets come up with a fucking dank ass cool name to replace "avatar"
>>10379375
Get out of my sight.
>>10379375
>Calls you an animal abuser, psychopath, tries to convince you that you hate your own brother and diagnoses you have a mental illness
>>10379417
I think our lack of newfags comes more from the fact that we're on a hidden board, populated mostly by weird fetish porn and /co/ generals for shows the mods there don't like.
I'm a baka ass motherfucker
Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
>>10379440
this
>>10379417
Persona
>>10379375
Do you have any idea how hard it is to track criminals with all the perfume in the air?
>>10379443
Chris-chan? I-is that you?
>>10379440
And by the fact we're fucking shit as a whole. I like HG but IT IS shit when you're not used to it.
>does something your avatar loves
>>10379490
>>10379490
Hey, thanks for the milk! And thanks for helping me set the dog shelter on fire!
>>10379490
>rubs hands
Aw yiss that's the shit I do like
>>10379490
How did you know I was taking donations?
>>10379490
>cums inside you after you let me mating press you
>>10379512
Host
>>10379518
GTA
But I'll host today
FAKE NEWS
>>10379528
>winks
>>10379490
If HG had a theme song, what would it be?
Hard mode: No songs relating to faggotry and cancer
And for my greatest trick
>does something your avatar doesn't care about
>>10379553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHNbrIPFMY4
>>10379553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA
>>10379555
I am sure that your peers find the ability of you rotating your genitals around impressive.
>>10379555
Wendy's
>>10379553
https://youtu.be/XV4dtB5E134
This but with HG avatars?
>>10379563
Wait no, scratch that. THIS version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmHDfsJHqXQ
>>10379553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk
I feel like it captures the sense of drama and mounting tension before things go off the rails as they usually do in the arena.
>>10379573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J2xi5Etnnk
That hit me hard.
I love old internet.
>>10379581
Stay away from me or I'll obliterate you with a single explosion
>this isn't HG's theme song
https://youtu.be/0DW31upNEEg
Whatcha doing?
>>10379605
O-Of course.
Nice cosplay by the way.
>this isn't HG's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw
>>10379616
The 8ch/tumblr/reddit project for a jojp part 4 rpg recently released a demo, so just fucking around that in between working on my code
>>10379620
Make no mistake! For I am not wearing a cosplay. I truly am the Crimson Demon. You better watch your step from now on.
>>10379624
>jojp part 4 rpg
Nani?
Ever hear of the 7th Stand User? Like that but part 4 https://7su2.tumblr.com/
>>10379633
>Crimson Autist
ftfy
>>10379644
was for
>>10379635
but I'm tired and can't link
>>10379644
>>10379650
Never heard of it
Is it good?
>>10379621
n-nice
I'm really feeling it
>>10379633
Wow, you're very good! I almost believed that line.
You must have a lot of practice.
>>10379661
>The Oingo Boingo Brothers are in it
NEVERMIND I'M FUCKING SOLD
>>10379661
7SU the first is pretty decent, especially if you're a fan of the series. http://7thjojo.tumblr.com/post/98202338885/after-several-months-in-the-making-the-7th-stand
The sequel fan project is just a super early proof of concept. Hell, there aren't even any fights
Sleep is for the weak.
>>10379688
Truer words have never been spoken, broheim. Comfiness trumps all else, and sleep isn't comfy at all
>>10379684
Wait hold on
Is it like a self-insert fanfic RPG for SC and DiU? Not that I'm disrespecting it, but that's what it looks like to me
>>10379648
Do you dare to mock a powerful wizard like me? Stand back, human.
>>10379665
This is no cosplay, I tell you.
>She grabs her staff and stomps the end of it on the floor.
I am the Crimson Demon and I can prove it. But if I do you'd wish you could return back in time and don't provoke me like you are doing right now. My powerful magic can destroy complete villages.
>>10379695
That's basically it, yeah. Throw in references and callbacks to other parts, multiple endings depending on social links, and all sorts of other extras that I'm too tired to think of and you're right on the money
>>10379697
>tfw in League now
Fine, I will come back later. Then you can show me the performance you've been preparing!
>takes a picture of the cosplayer and runs off
Crimson Demon: Great.
Crimson Semen: please call your doctor
>>10379701
>check tumblr
>18 different Stand types and 10 fucking endings
Fuck a self-insert RPG this is a project Araki would probably do, it's like Purple Haze Feedback but on steroids
I'm fucking sold man this shit looks amazing
>>10379692
>sleeping isn't comfy
I happen to be on a caffine bender but that is because it's always sweeter the tireder you are.
>>10379707
what about semen demon
>>10379801
Unholy and sinful
>>10379804
what about demon semen?
>>10379851
You mean aids?
What about demon demon
>>10379862
Super unholy and goes against God
What about seamen semen
>>10379899
sounds hot
What about semen seamen?
>>10379899
>>10379908
Very good
>>10379950
It will never not be too soon.
I want to sleep forever
I want to stay awake forever
>>10379998
Thats the spirit.
Please don't wake up.
I can give you tips if you need it.
I want to sleep 8 hours a day forever
>>10379688
People with jobs really like to sleep.
I want Neopolitan to suck my dick
I want to sleep eight days an hour.
I want to fucking die 8 hours a day
I sleep a hours eight want to day
I want to suck cock 8 days an hour
>KK
KK took my baby away
>>10380063
Was it a boy=
>>10380067
yes
>>10380073
uh oh spaghetti'os
>>10380078
Tfw don't know what to do.
>>10380106
Host
>>10380109
But there's nobody to host for.
Alright, listen up you shit heads, I want someone to fucking host already. I'm tired of waiting, I want to RP as a cute anime girl, AND I WANT TO RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
If enough lurkers show up I'll host
>>10380132
I wasn't going to host again until I finished my code and ironed out custom backgrounds, but I guess I could do a quick emergency game if you're that desperate. That being said, roll call
>>10380148
Present.
>>10380148
Yo.
>>10380146
>>10380148
im always around here somewhere.
>>10380146
>>10380146
>>10380148
Pls host
Alright, you've convinced me. Gib 24
>>10380148
>>10380204
Sliver Queen
>>10380206
Max Payne
>>10380204
Sergeant Feels
>>10380204
Froze
>>10380210
>>10380204
>oops
>>10380204
Raine Sage
>>10380204
Sanae Kochiya
>>10380204
Gishki Ariel
>>10380204
Ink Boss
Squid Host? i feel good about this!
>>10380204
EXPAND DONG
>>10380204
Mikun
>>10380204
Lusamine
>>10380204
Saitama
>>10380204
Jon Snew
>>10380204
The Yakuza
>>10380204
Rape Horse
>>10380204
Inkling
>>10380204
Ernesti
>>10380204
Sami Zayn The Murderer
>>10380204
A Fucking Rathalos
>>10380204
Ursula-sensei
>>10380204
Captain Luna
>>10380204
Rosehip
>>10380204
Smug Tiger
>>10380204
Leoric the Skeleton King
>"Day 2 in this demented funhouse of an 'arena'. Spent all night running around here. But the more I looked for an exit, the bigger the place got.
I must be in Purgatory."
>>10380204
Eric Andre
Fuck it, we're doing this live
>>10380285
Wipe that look off your face, and quite your introspection. You're in a fighting arena, you miserable man, not a hall of philosophy.
>>10380302
My march begins.
>>10380302
The following slide has been brought to you by the letter L for "L-lewd!"
>>10380285
Nah my dude, you're at least in layer 3 or 4 by this point.
>>10380302
>>10380258
>miss an entry post
>someone entered Inkling
>>10380320
whoops sorry Ursula.
i didnt mean to Ink inside of you....
>>10380327
>pets the squicky
>>10380327
i got you bro
>>10380192
gib kissu
>>10380320
Gotta protect my skin desu wa
>>10380330
And thus, Ursula the sea witch was born.
>>10380327
Your homosexuality gained a corporeal body and entered for you.
>>10380345
oh god that might actually be canon.....
>>10380302
Gotta be quicker out of the gate than that.
>"The only thing I felt as I pulled the trigger was the blowback, a slap to the palm for resorting to force. I still wasn't sure, but if they were out for blood, then all they'd find was a puddle of theirs nearby."
>>10380315
How nice to be worrying about someone else in a time like this. Anyway, I'm fine....
>>10380320
Just enjoying this sunset.
>"The sun bled shades of orange and red on the landscape, and violets above it. It set on the horizon of yet another chapter in my fucked-up life."
>>10380343
Never was one for concerts... But all work and no play, I guess.
>>10380346
>Your homosexuality gained a corporeal body and entered you.
ftfy
>>10380343
I screwed up and got killed. I forgot where the exit is though desu wa.
>>10380320
>Eric kicks over a hot dog cart and steals all of the hot dogs, giant pretzels and carbonated drinks before running off like a dipshit into a dirty alleyway.
>>10380343
>
As much as I love her, Marie is kind of a cunt
>>10380359
I simultaneously thank and hate you for inadvertently reminding me that Umaru not only exists, but got a second season
>>10380337
Thank you anon.
>ruffles youre hair warmly
>>10380358
>>10380370
we're not here to sit around and build sand casltes!
There are people to be inked out there.
>>10380370
>>10380370
I don't know what you're talking about but I guess if that's how you feel, it's not something that can be helped.
Eric was just a poor unfortunate soul in pain, in need
>tfw you're trapped on a desert island with a bunch of anime girls
>tfw your waifu still wouldn't give you the time of day
>>10380386
w-why would you post that bro?
>>10380332
Thanks?
>>10380335
You should've entered your own tribute. I don't RP with Inkling, and I might be trying to sleep in a bit.
>>10380346
So that's why I haven't been feeling too gay lately. Does that mean I have to kill this "gayness incarnate" before it reeks havoc?
>>10380370
>"These two munchkins' voices carried pretty far for being so small. The start of an alliance? Or maybe the end of one."
>>10380393
Better than a bat and a lot more versatile. A good tool for cutting down the competition.
>>10380320
>>10380352
Consider me merely intolerant for foolery. Odd, I could've sworn it were daybreak only a few hours ago....
Hmh. There is little honor, glory, or knowledge to be gleaned from besting a foe who's so wrapped up in themself, that they cannot actually defend themself.
>>10380393
Leave me, cat! Or else you shall find yourself licking off frostbite.
Even a giant equine rapist is afraid of ERIC MOTHAFUCKIN' ANDRE
>>10380396
Killing the corporeal gay will just send it back to the spiritual realm
>>10380404
The last thing I am is defenseless. I just don't make it a point to show that off.
Heh... I can almost respect that kind of honor code, if it hasn't got me in trouble before.
>>10380413
>"My clothes were a tattered mess, looking more like a tangled ball of yarn than anything wearable. If I was gonna go out, I was going out commando."
>>10380413
the squids are cooperating...
Holy hell...
>my feet hurt
>I'm hungry
>>10380424
Woomy triumphs over all else
>>10380421
So the gay is never ending? It will return after a few thousand years, right?
>>10380437
Everyone is a little bit gay, but you're like the Usain Bolt of gayness
>>10380393
This is accurate to how i feel currently, this god damn city is killing me.
>>10380395
Don't pretend like you don't like it.
>>10380430
Note to self, don't go to the zoo today.
>>10380430
>"Each howl sounded like the wails of Hell, washing over us. Ready to strike. I stayed up and kept my weapons close. Just in case they made that mistake."
>>10380430
Im sorry.
>stab
I just really wanna win this one
>stab
You wont mind will you?
>stab
Ill heal you later i promise.
> stab stab
The water witch shows off her amazing control over one of the primal elements
>>10380444
i'd rather put out my own eyes
>>10380430
Orange one, deal with them.
>>10380423
Mmh. I noticed as such. Firearms, how utterly barbaric.
Not quite honor, so much as pride. I have a reputation that I must uphold, and a reminder to pay to these people here.
>She emphasizes the statement, tapping her staff against the ground firmly.
>>10380451
Keep on your guard, fool!
>>10380453
Well i can do that for you, this thing is considered a weapon in some states you know.
>>10380443
Is that good or bad?
Not only is this code poorly written, but I made a mistake. Sorry Trap!Ariel
>>10380451
>"Sunburns are all too likely a reality when you're as free as I was. Thank god for sunscreen."
>>10380457
I personally like 'em. Keeps the playing field even. Doesn't matter if you're big and muscly or not: A bullet to the head is a bullet to the head.
Reputation, huh? Is that why you look like some kinda court wizard from a fantasy novel?
>>10380462
>"They left themselves wide open, and we shut their cases forever. The girl with orange hair brought a squirt gun with her, but otherwise, it went about how you'd expect."
>>10380460
[editor's note: don't forget to write commentary for this slide~]
>>10380462
You killed me and then you all killed the women carrying my squidlings....
ill make sure you all pay for this.
>>10380476
>"A moment of levity. Some good food. And a bit of company. I take the good things where I can get them."
Take some of mine. I've done my growing.
>poison dart frog
>not the poisonous variety
I think this little snippet of the code speaks for itself
>>10380470
Ah, you're from one of those lands, then. You'll be terrified to find that not all are so...universally unresistant to mere metal at high speeds.
>And for the first time, a flash of emotion creeps in to her face and voice, cold annoyance and a faint scowl.
You underestimate my position. How often do you see headwear coated in solid gold?
>>10380487
Urgh, one of those jam frogs? Useless little things.
>>10380462
I feel bad for the poor guy that has to clean this one up,you guys made a goddamn mess.
>>10380472
Make me, you jealous loser.
>>10380476
You see, I've perfected this amazing strategy called "run away like a bitch and you'll be fine", you gotta try it sometime.
>>10380487
I am actually just really hungry and squids taste better then anything i can hunt on this island....
Final 4
>>10380499
whelp.
guess ill go to sleep soon. Thanks Saitama
>>10380499
Moist.
WHOOPS
test
>>10380505
I hate this city.
>>10380487
>"It was a fish in water. I looked more like a drowned rat. But I managed to pull myself together. If this wasn't the weirdest day I ever had, it was up there."
>>10380493
>(Max Payne checks the chamber of his Desert Eagle)
I figure I can burn that bridge when I get to it.
>"Gotta admit, the girl had a flair for the extravagant. Doubt she'd ever seen the bad side of any town in her life."
Not in any back alley I've seen, that's for sure.
>>10380499
>...Like I said, I get my good moments where I can."
>>10380505
>"This time, the rat wasn't so lucky."
>>10380511
>>10380505
hey where'd i go?
HERO ore o tataeru koe ya kassai nante hoshikute wa nai sa
HERO dakara hitoshirezu aku to tatakau
(Nobody knows who he is.)
sora ooi oshiyoseru teki ore wa se o muke wa shinai
HERO naraba yuruginaki kakugo shita tame kuridase tekken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wVCl_784Ck
Regularly scheduled Late Night Anon Games will resume shortly. Thank you for your patience and understanding
>>10380511
>>10380519
Whoops wrong image
>>10380521
*sigh*
No again.
HEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>10380520
To the winner's circle, looks like.
>>10380521
Thank you for the opportunity.
>>10380527
And congratulations to the bald gentleman.
>>10380521
Congratulations. Thank you for the match.
>>10380527
Congrats bald man.
I think ill pump my babies into you next time.
>>10380521
Congrats on that. You beat us all in a New York minute.
>>10380547
>Terror filled screaming
>>10380521
>>10380527
Thanks for killing me and stealing my win.
also thanks for hosting.
>>10380521
Thanks for hosting
>>10380521
Well i almost made it, that's something i guess.
Thanks for hosting and all that silly stuff.
>>10380547
>>10380505
Were those...the Mermail's pets? I'll have to have some...discourse with them when I return to my homeland....
>>10380515
For one, do remember that "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" can also apply to how much something can take before it will 'fall'.
>On the contrary however, there's something else to her gaze on a closer look. That bleak, unflinching and inhospitable stare is something Max may well have recognized at some point. Someone who's seen something to terrible, that coldness is the only way to keep your mind in one piece from it.
Indeed. To put it bluntly and to avoid directly answering it, in my land I'm what you'd consider...royalty, here.
And do note...I am above any mere wizard.
>>10380521
Tch. Congratulations. And thank you for this.
>>10380547
>Those jugs
I have a might need
>tfw late to the game
New game when?
>>10380596
Let me finish watching the Wesker Report and I can go again if you want
>>10380601
Thank you
>>10380601
Based.
>>10380574
Lucky for me I'm loaded for bear, then.
>"I might have been wrong. A cursory glance at her face told me as much. Her gaze was as hard as steel, and about just as cold."
What I wouldn't have given for magic, sometimes. Assuming you're telling me the truth.
Is this what a royal wizard does with their time? I thought I had weird hobbies.
Like Metal Gear, Resident Evil is one of those series I'll probably never touch, but I'm fascinated by the lore. Also, D.C. Douglas' Voice is pretty great
Anyway, give me 24 more. This might take a bit longer to start up because I need to caffeinate myself
>>10380641
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10380641
Max Payne
>>10380641
Gigavolt
>>10380641
Italy
>>10380641
Nemu
>>10380641
Araragi Koyomi
>>10380641
Froze
>>10380641
Captain Luna
>>10380641
Gishki Ariel
>>10380641
Seiga Kaku
>>10380641
Michael and it's his birthday today
>>10380641
Eggman-kun
>>10380641
Johnny
>>10380641
Garen Crownguard
>>10380641
Riel Rayford
>>10380641
Sanae Kochiya
>>10380641
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>10380641
Orisa
>>10380641
Araragi Karen
>>10380641
Sliver Queen
I summon Hoshi
>>10380641
gween tee
>>10380701
Arwl Gray
>>10380633
I've seen more heavily-armed here, you'll need more to rouse my concern.
Tch, and from one of those worlds, as well? You doubt me?
I've precious little free time, even here. If I am not to perform my duties or sharpen my skills, I read, more oft than not. In this case, I consider this the second of the three.
>>10380706
gwey
What is the program that lets you screenshot by frames again?
>>10380731
The screenshot button
>>10380641
The original Orisa
>>10380748
FUCK YOU CUNT
>>10380731
It's literally just called "free video to JPG converter". There's a company name too, but that's what the program itself is called
Also just a heads up, I'm fully prepared to pull a Vader if you guys want. All I was going to do today was work on my code, but that can wait
>>10380647
>"Little girls. More than half of the 'tributes' here were little girls, and my partner this time was no different. Was there any logic in this? I gave the girl a look before looking at the rest of the roster."
>>10380712
>(Max opens his coat. In it he holds a few more handguns, a shotgun and some grenades.)
Guess I should have brought my "Magic Missile" spell, huh?
Funny, none of you look really "busy" at all. This whole place is a trap, haven't even found an exit yet.
>>10380754
Thanks
>>10380734
fuck you faggot
>>10380748
<3
>>10380756
If that was a joke, it's lost upon me.
I'll not presume to speak for all these people, some may well be here for the simple enjoyment of bloodshed itself. I appeared here, and thus I shall return here and study this land's people and behaviors until I can devise the proper ritual to return to my own world.
...I have found an "exit". It's simply not the right one for I.
I was waiting for two more, but I actually skipped a couple. Whoops.
Anyway, it's killing time
>>10380748
prove it
>>10380786
>the horror house of succ
oh boy here we go again
>>10380786
ΦΦζφ...
If someone has control over water, would vaginal juices fall under that too?
>>10380802
It's my favorite pseudo /co/de desu. Still kicking myself for not making the goosebumps font on the wincard template I made for it white instead of green
>>10380818
g-good game...
>>10380818
ΩΨΨ!
>It shudders.
>>10380785
Eh, forget it.
Wait, you have? Where is it?
I need to get out of here as soon as possible.
>>10380786
>"There was nothing re-assuring about the pony-like being entering next to me. I eyed them suspiciously as I entered ahead of them."
>>10380818
>"Getting into as many tight spots as I did, you start acting as suspicious as the people you're after. I made it a point to take a deep breath and relax a little."
>>10380818
What an oddly specific thing to say, but I'll keep your words in mind
Oh boy, Birthday sex
Not gonna lie, Megumeme seems like that type. I guess Kazuma's rubbing off on her a bit~
>>10380843
Oh no. I'm afraid that I'm not actually capable of sexual intercourse. I was merely a sleep companion.
Megumin's lewd streak continues
Just remember that those coats are probably just saturated with semen. Like, seriously, get a blacklight on that shit
>>10380843
Fine, I'll find another room, but it's so dark outside right now
>>10380837
Oh, you? You'd not like it there. It is cold, and the people in it are not particularly fond of...mmh. Men, beyond what they're needed for. You'd likely simply be kept there indefinitely for that very sake, in fact.
>If it's a joke, she's not even smiling.
...Not only that, but I am only there as a guest, myself, it'd not be right of me to drag another along.
>>10380843
Hmm. A will-o'-the-wisp? How rare.
>>10380843
Not too much more uncomfortable than the rest of my life.
>>10380863
>"A demon. As if things couldn't get any worse, an actual god-forsaken demon appeared before my eyes. What that wizard from earlier said was right: some things, you just can't take down with bullets."
>>10380866
Sounds like a night in New York.
But it doesn't sound like it leads back to Earth... Or at least my Earth. Damn.....
But he's not a cute anime girl
"Here's my lockpick. It might come in handy if you, "the master of unlocking", take it with you."
-Mayoi, probably
>>10380884
ΘΘΉΔΩ! Φμ!
>It hovers away in a panic
>>10380884
Hey there, looks like you're not quite ready to be a sandwich! Want a second chance? Well here it is!
>>10380882
I got your back, mister. I'll carve your name on a tree on my way out.
Those wops ain't nothin to fuck with. Have you heard what they say about Sicilians and revenge?
That's not a very good birthday present ;-;
>>10380906
I spent the last of my money bribing the butler into intimidating that ice cream cone. He won't mess with me now, looks like he's chilled.
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
Rats, eldritch abominations, and demons, oh my!
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
>>10380882
Vaguely familiar, I've been acquainting myself with their world.
It's a rather hidden area in...Japan, I think it is called. Very few men are born and they lose the ability to...'create' rather early compared to the average human, so they're more than willing to take what they can get.
Never let it be said I didn't warn you, now.
>>10380906
Aaah...perfect. I'll ride this out in bliss.
>>10380920
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
>>10380930
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
>>10380906
ᾯϞϜϝώώ?
>It confusedly looks at the Butler.
>>10380918
ΙΩμφ!
>It shakes violently.
>>10380925
ΩΌΞὮ;
>It pokes the body of the strange human.
>>10380933
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
>>10380896
Thanks. Just don't expect anything in return. I didn't exactly bring a bag of candy with me on the way in.
>>10380929
I get it, okay?
Never been to Japan, myself. Most of what I know is that they make good tech, bad people, and weird comics.
I'll wait for a way back that doesn't involve a plane ticket or two. I've got business in a very specific place, and a limited amount of time to get it done.
Surely an ancient grimoire of such unimaginable darkness and terror is no match for THE CRIMSON DEMON's might! The world will tremble in her wake ... or she'll just go insane and think her save is deleted, either or
I don't know who KREN is, but probably something similar for her
>>10380939
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
>>10380906
It's not fair, the rats offered me cheese if I stayed with them.
>>10380953
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
>>10380952
g-good luck megumeme
>>10380957
Lights flicker as I flick my bean
>>10380957
lights flicker as i blink my eyes
>>10380952
ΔΔΓΓ!
>It explodes violently!
>Dubhe
>>10380948
You've likely only seen the surface level of it then. I suppose swimming is out of the equation, but really, if you're in this hurry, the last thing you can afford to do is be picky.
>Ariel
>>10380966
lights flicker as i blink my eyes