Pokephilia thread Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most

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I want to drink lopunny ball juice every day!

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>>10378098
Me too

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>>10377865
Z-byte. Was fucking great but he slowed a crawl. Took the worlds and characters and expanded them while writing some primal pokemon fucking. Lots of power play and dom stuff too.
Best writer on AGNPH before it shat the bed IMO.

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>>10378098
>Barely any Male Lopunny on Male Lopunny porn
Its unacceptable

Gonna try asking again, maybe people left the last thread when it went to shitposting and didn't see it: Would anyone here be interested in joining a PTU game? It's a "tabletop RPG," sorta like DND with Pokémon. I want to run it, but would rather not pick up players on /tg/ or something for various reasons.

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>>10381602
When would it be starting anon?

>>10381697
I'd be ready to go a few days after getting character sheets.

Should also mention - I was thinking of doing play-by-post with Discord, but if people preferred I could opt for weekly sessions instead.

>>10381377
>plant walks on its asshole
i don't think that artist knows how biology works

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I'd bone every Pokémon but this one's my favourite

>>10381697
>>10381602
>>10381916
Also, if you're interested but don't want to post your Discord here, you can send me an email at [email protected] and we can talk there.

>>10381602
Didn't your dumb idea kill the last thread?

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>>10381602
>PTU
Everything I've seen and read suggests that it's nothing but bookkeeping and being overwhelmed by bookkeeping.

That said, best of luck with that. Have too much shit going on, otherwise something like that could be amusing.

would you let a pokemon pee on you

>>10384449
Eh, it was already dead from people arguing about dicks or vaginas or whatever.

>>10384693
Yes I would

>>10384551
Oh, to address that - there are some super helpful Google sheets that make character management much simpler. It takes a while to get a handle on the rules (I'll freely admit that the "natural order" thing for Pokemon EVs is unintuitive and annoying as fuck) but I'd totally work with people on figuring out how to get their characters set up.

>>10385257
reshiram my love

Why does Leavanny never get any attention?

>>10382050
Came

>>10390065
literally my aunt.

>>10390065
not much leavanny art unfortunately, i like it but i have very little art of it

>>10377865
The Imperator 2 you, the best (and probably only pokephilia writter) in Fanfiction

>>10385257
Not this guy's best work.

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>>10393653
ok

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>>10393653
Post and enlighten us to the 'good shit'

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>>10381602
Hey I got your gay signal boost and I'm neet enough to try this
What do I need to do to sign up?

>>10394737
Just hit my email with a Discord tag and I'll add you in the morning.

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yo wake up

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>>10377865
Probably Repede, though i dont think he writes anymore.
Thanks to him i can never hear the song i cant decide the same ever again.

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>>10377865
His name escapes me but he wrote the best sheath-docking story ever before it got deleted off of FF in one of their raids. Now all I have of it is an mp3 of an Australian friend reading it aloud because I thought his accent was funny/cool/cute.

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>>10397778
australian eh? sounds like my kind of lad

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>>10382050
Where else would a Maractus's bits be?
It doesn't have a but, or legs for that matter.

>>10398552
Lovely cactus

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>>10397778
Is that a vagina or balls?
My dick's as confused as my eyes.
>captcha public camping

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I need more feral mew

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>>10400073
favorite ones coming right up

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Fin

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>>10400817
good dump

>>10399378
vajayjay
there's a gif of it I should find

>>10400817
Such a lovely Pokémon

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Why would an egg laying species even have tits/nipples. Ill never understand slapping giant tits on pokemon.

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>>10402108
If we follow that logic, shouldn't all pokemon have a cloaca and not a more human-esque or even mammalian-esque pussy?

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So, we can all agree that On-Model pokephillia is superior?

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>>10402585
Agreed

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>>10402635
good

>>10404963
Cutie

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I'm really feeling Floatzel right now, but there are dozens that I fucking love.

I'd love to relax on top of her while swimming nude in the backyard.

Helps that I love pooltoy furs too.

>>10383782
I'm interested but I don't have a computer yet and won't until August. I also need to break back into my Discord email. Maybe next time.

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>>10410724
>pooltoy furs
Bandetto?

>>10402635
I wish I was that Jirachi.

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What kind of gardevoir nature is best?

>>10402635
If you agree why did you post something off model lmao

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>>10415216
mmmmm

>>10413693
None because they're all crappy OC.
Original Gardevoir is best

>>10410724
How do you have a device capable of posting on 4chan but not using Discord? Regardless, I'll be around, if you want to join up after a while that'll probably be fine.

>>10410724
> pooltoy furs
Good taste, dude

>>10402108
I'd love to give pikachu my eggs

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What are the status effects of human semen

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Girls who like pokémon are ok, I see it getting a lot of flack

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All(most) pokémon have an ass, remember to daily inspect the poké hole.

Dead thread

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>>10418412
10 increased ATK EV
+50 fullness
20% pregnancy risk

>>10422056
Sauce?

>>10422056
Sexy

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>>10423271
artist is mizo ne

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>>10416979
What they mean is that they can use Discord but they need to access the email associated with their Discord account in order to be able to join your little group.

>>10382050
>Sentient plant
Who gives a fuck? Shut up and jack off nigger.

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>you will never be in his position

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Posting best waifu

>>10422056
What effects would human-induced pregnancy have on Pokemon?

>>10435551
Thicker thighs

>>10439608
>>10439618
>>10439632
Absolutely disgusting.

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Anyone got the full pic ?

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>>10435923
I'm okay with this

>>10439657
nope

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>no dominate male lop to be found
I would name him humpy

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>>10444134
It's a fact that all Lopunny boys are submissive cocksluts

>>10413693
Why do you post this trash every thread? Fuck off.

>>10444134
>draw a girl
>give her a peenus and call it a male

>>10384693
Any good pokemon urination pics out there?

>>10444975
its a fetish you dip

>>10444134
>Think your lying
>Check my gay Lop folder, not one dominate Lopunny
There's plenty of cute male Lopunny that aren't being treated like fuckboy buttsluts but not a single picture of a dominating Lopunny
Its unacceptable.

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>>10384693
Only if they let me pee on them too.

>>10402108
to be fair, monotremes produce milk too

granted, they do it differently, but it still wouldn't be too out of line for pokemon to have tits nonetheless because of that

besides, with creatures that can control the elements, sometimes being hybrids with said elements, and having incredible strength, you're questioning the logic behind them having tiddies?

>>10448944
This argument never works, biological traits are something that we already understand and have nothing to do with the anime bullshit Pokemon are capable of.

>>10451175
If that is the case how does mammalian pokemon lay eggs then
If it needs to make sense biologically

>>10451725
Monotremes, as stated before.

>>10453615
for some reason female humans x Pokemon never clicks with me

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>>10453676
Female humans x Pokemon is the best.

It's exotic dicks on intelligent creatures.

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>tfw you will never read a doujin about a sexy Lopunny and a busty Nidoqueen because no one will ever upload scans of it
It hurts

I want to be pounded into submission by a domineering Mewtwo.

>all these dickgirls
Absolutely disgusting.

>>10377921
>>10377932
>>10377936
>>10377944

>Convincing your absol it will be a disaster if you don't cum right now

>>10397778

I mean, you could transcribe it from the audio if you wanted to restore it to text to put on pastebin or something.

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>>10451725
they're fictional monster creatures
stop trying to apply real world biology

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>>10456012
I evrntually will, it's on my to-do list.

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>>10448416
?

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>>10448416
??

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>>10448416
???
You must not have looked very hard then

>>10384693
Without question

>>10457254
best pokeporn pic hands down

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>>10384693
>>10445252
This one's one of my favorites.

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Needs more Roselia/Roserade

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>>10466523

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>>10466921

>>10466523
>>10466921
>>10466962
Very noice

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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!

>>10467730
I want to impregnate my pokemon!

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Alola Marowak can just steal me from my husband if he ever feels like it

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>>10471877
holy shit finally some male marow-
>literally just a reskinned musclenigger with a tail and a helmet
fuck.

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>>10472182
Yeah, I know. Unfortunately, s/he's one of the rarer 'mons to see lewd art of, so we've gotta fap to what we've got. I don't exactly have the cash for a good series of commissions of my favorites, and I doubt most of us do either. Welp

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>>10383782
>>10381602
Got a couple people making characters so far, but still probably got room for another player or two. Also finished enough of my new player tl;dr guide for people to get started on their sheets now. So, bumpin' this!

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Which/One
Which/One
Which/One

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>>10476212
>futa or vagina
both are shit

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>>10476252
Hey boob/dick is an alright combo
With you on cboys though

>>10476282
gross

>>10476346
>luxray
yes

>>10479694
>>10479703
pokemon + mind control is a good combo

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>>10479957
yuh

>>10438249
>violating my favourite poke like this

No, she was pure

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>>10480822
>she was pure
yeah, pure slut

>>10476225
Multinips are so great

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Which starter is the most fuckable?

>>10491835
>that Gardevoir and Gengar hybrid
I NEED IT

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>>10436487
Does anyone have anymore female pokemon forcing themselves on male trainers?
I require MOAR

>>10402171
Anybody know any good salazzle fics?

>>10448451
>hnnnhhghgh i'm a thirsty little maractus you have to water me you have to use your pee

>>10476282
>flat girls are shit
>but I'll take dicks on girls
this is how retarded futafags are

>>10454956
There are no scans
(Also, here's the sauce)
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=60459980

>>10486235
cyndaquil and all of his or her evolutions.

>>10495659
no YOU'RE gay

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>>10377865

>>10498736
>He's set it up so you can digitally download it
>Its only like $8
Buying now

>>10501524
Buy it, then post it here

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>>10494105
like this?

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bump.

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>>10510004

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I Must acquire additional Fire lizards.

>>10433920
>Finger goodra
>Goo all over hand
>Wipe on shirt
>Goo all over shirt
>Hand-wash shirt
>Goo all over the scrubber used
>Burn shirt and scrubber
>Goo heats up and explodes
>Goo lands on everything
>ThisIsFine.jpg

>>10513834
You say this like it's a bad thing.

>>10434167
oh look, it's avidraco my favorite pokemon!

>>10513898
>finger goodra
>later on
>eat
>goo goes from food to mouth
>seals your mouth shut as you try to wipe it off
>suffocate
you're a special kind of fucked up if you think that's okay

>>10521847
>not washing your hands
>heavily implying that the goo actually seals your mouth shut instead of just acting like a lubricant

come on man

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>>10522567
>being THIS in denial
And I thought it was just a river in Egypt, jfc
You're retarded man

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Bully the chubby punny

>>10524411
>tfw no fic where you goad your slightly overweight lopunny to train, only for it to end in steamy sex every time

Where do you guys find good fapfics? Whenever I look I can only find stories that look like they were written by children.

>>10527329
Picking through the usual sites autistically. If you search 'Pokephilia' or 'Pokemon', set to adult, and pick through every single fucking page you'll find something eventually.

There's still not a lot out there.

Does anyone know of a F Jolteon/M trainer fic I have a specific need.

>>10527900
need more nidoran and all of her evolutions

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>>10377865

>>10527329
That's because they are written by children
Most likely 16 year old retards

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>>10527329
disastermon's stuff is alright if you havn't read it, he used to write based off requests in here, he's been dead for a while though, anyone know what happened to him?
https://pastebin.com/u/Disastermon here's his stuff

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>>10530936
>tfw will never be the seat cushion of a pokemon much larger than me

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>>10527329
>furaffinity
>keywords: hypnosis pokemon
>search
>filter by story
>try to guess & avoid which ones will be diaper shit from the titles
90% of them suck but you can tell if they suck from the first line or two anyways at least

>>10383453
agreed

also, it is noteworthy for these purposes that mew has transform.

>>10417522
why did the person stop?
doesn't that pokemon imbue you with infinite energy on contact or somesuch?
i think that means you could keep going indefinitely.

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Everyone draws fem scraftys so cute, I wanna use one on my current B2 playthru, but in game their faces look so fucking goofy. They're too wide, with the eyes on the side. I swear, a few adjustments, make the head slightly thinner and move the eyes up and towards the center of the face a little, and it'd be one of the most adorbabible dark types in the game.

>>10536730
>dog cunt
ruined

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>>10399378
It's a vagina
Here it is in maximum glory

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>>10401311
>>10537417
aww
Was kinda hoping it'd be balls
Still not a bad looking vag tho

>>10537966
I think it's more comical than anything

I want a cute pokemon to bully me

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>>10540482
same

>>10540482
why

Please on the next thread add a shortened (like /pkh/ or similar) to More easy search on archive

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>>10534545
Would love to fuck victini because of that and also because it's so sexy in my opinion.

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>>10537281

>start reading a pokemon smutfic
>"protagonist" is 16 years old
suddenly takes any possible enjoyment I could've gotten from it out of it

>>10540482
I want a cute pokemon to love me.

>>10486235
>>10486242
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These are some of the greatest things I've ever seen. Is there a squirtle series of these?