tf2g

there was a cat on the roof of our house

I didn't want it to fall so I picked it up and brought it inside

its raining

u.u

do do dot do do doo
da da doot da da doo doo
da da doot da da doo~

dot dotsy

Never look back. Never look back. Never look back. Never look back. Never look back.

*links that radiohead song where he sings that (but only twice)*

post cute butt

you are not me

*utts should be illegal

the governments should mandate one cute b*tt per civilian, then we would have no problems in this world

you are wrong

I am?

i dont want to say

i might die senpai
it was nice knowing you girls

why's that?

i was stung by a tiny ant
and the spot is swelling

am i stingy

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Wtf? I want to play animal crossing now!

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its mindless farming
i wish it was more enjoyable

my * doesn't reply to me

my ******* is offline

wanna cry together

yes!

i wish i didnt suck

hi honey im home

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i like this pic

i went out to buy razor blades to c*t myself but the store was closed

how many layers of pathetic am i on right now

don't do that

i wish i had foreskin

not like i even fucking can

come over to my house i have a lot of sharp things to cut with
dirty and clean razor blades
knifes, scissors, that kind of thing
lets paint our nails black and talk about penises

will anonymous and anonymous really cu* together

ill try cutting
i have nothing to live for

living should be illegal

>>10383542
I like it too

ill stop committing the crime then

same
i will stick to the law

come over i don't want to die alone

what do people mean when they say "we'll all die alone"

you should ask them

i think

because no one loves you

shut the fuck up and shut the fuck up

we all die alone

what do you mean

no one to blame
life's just a game
so be yourself and never change

theres plenty fishes in the sea
so fuck the ones that dont want me
cause isolation's all ive known

i do better on my own
and so
im gonna die alone

i hope the cold sea kills me
because i keep biting the hook
there's plenty of fish in the sea
but i don't never learned how to use a rod

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does looking at comments on this site have to be so confusing

people on the internet like to say reddit's comment tree thing is confusing but at least it makes sense

why is human looking at websites with bad interfaces

but sucker news's interface is fine

>>10386634
How does it not make sense. You have full comments, abbreviated and hidden. You can set them to your liking according to score.

Is that too hard of a concept for you to grasp?

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>>10387175
if the comments are replying to stuff why are they in a big mess instead of a tree like thing like on any other site

it looks like the first "re:" link is replying to the "reply to this" link but for some reason it's padded way to the right and the actual comment it's replying to is somewhere below for some reason

i would post another example but i wanted to post this anime pic instead

>>10387374
huh are you blind or something? they are literally nested in a tree

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>>10387421
a tree from h*ll

some items skip a level for no reason and the L things on the left are messed up too

the ""tree"" in the first pic i posted went backwards at the top

>>10387535
what is a parent node
people who arent nerds shouldnt read slashdot

>>10387612
*rolls eyes*

am i a nerd

*plays tf2*

>>10387628
roll your dumb redditor eyes because you can't interpret a tree structure
it literally says you have filters active, the tree lets you see exactly where a comment is located

>>10387738
are you sure

tree structures should be illegal

>>10387810
Yeah. Set the comments to be displayed to full and recognize how stupid you are

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anonymous thinks i have a slashdot.ru account

who would make an account on a site with a broken tree format for displaying comments

i want to slash dotsy

slashdot.sy

>>10388199
you don't need one

damn syrian domains are hard to find what the hell

>>10388427
prove it

>>10388461
No, this is stupid.

>>10388500
i think you might be too st*pid to show me how to fix your stup*d site

i think

all slashdot users should be killed

unless they're cute

>>10388526
Maybe I don't want y*u on my stupid site.

>>10388565
do not be shy

>>10388584
ok
maybe I don't want you on my stupid site if you can't figure out how to use it

the English slashdot is dead anyway

>>10388777
oh

watashi am exhausted

Blorp

Butt

what the frick

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ok this is too far

oyasuminsai

arigato! banzai! ching chong!

are you sure

i drank milk

nighty night cock suckers

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me on the left

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.

dotsy crawled back to his gf for the second time

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who the fuck gives a crap about shitsy

*wakes up*
*looks over*
*still no qt deer bf*
*goes back to sleep*

Emo kids are so unstable
I wanna sit at the cool kids' table
Find someone you like
Someone just like you
And then you gotta make them like you too

awooo~!

am i really a scholar

why can't cute animal people be real?

anybody in NY rn? the clouds seem different today, so much more beautiful than normal

I don't live in America sadly but i do live in Australia which is nice enough

>he lives in the land down under
are you trying to tempt me?
because i come from a land of plenty?

huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

^^^are you coming onto me?

I'm in the shower right now

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do you have your fidget spinner with you

someone on reddit said they use their phone in the shower like they don't have anything else they should be doing in there

and others said they do it too

>>10398651
tfw you can relate to 4 of those roomies

I play music on my phone in the shower because i don't have a portable speaker i just thought it'd be cute to showerpost :x

Also what are you doing on re**it?

anonymous cant survive if she doesnt constantly have some source of distraction with her

>what are you doing on re**it
im embarassed to say

i would go to reddit if it could cure me

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my mouse is doing the double clicking thing again but someone on posti.fi says the estimated arrival date of my new one is tomorrow by 16:00

open the mouse and clean it out
or slap it on your table

i want to sl*p dotsy

can i get sl*ppy s*conds?

if you want

i wanted to link http://i.made.coffee but someone had already made some

coffee with creamkp

i use mil.kp

someone on /r/suomi said they bought the "mli.fi" domain and realized he would often get emails intended for "mil.fi" addresses (military ones)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Suomi/comments/6f6j9x/mitä_olette_mieltä_armeijalle_tarkoitettujen/

i think **cker news would LOVE it if it was in english

>>10399273
why would fucker news care about that

>>10399415
they usually upv*te things like that

i think

maybe it really makes them think

sumami

what do you mean

come to me mami

i showered

>>10399427
as a js someone do you not feel cucked by your tf2g someone when she blocks js

block me

>music is a source of distraction

um

>>10400904
*docks on to you*
like this?

i HATE docking

>>10401211
oh sorry *undocks*
what is all this docking juice!?

are women a meme?

^^
blood
^
yes

I like this picture

>>10401921
which one

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do you like this one

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i miss quickplay

quickplay is patrician

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i dont miss quickplay

pleb spotted

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im genetically superior

*does not produce body odour*

oh

"you are genetically inferior" -kiriikp

do not cry

is it not an obvious advantage though

twirl it in my face some more

and all the other things you have better than me

it's VERY nice of you

buying tf2gf

>>10402896
maybe you should be happy for her and stop being such a downer

people who brag are not cute

>>10402968
is anything in your world ever not not

shut the fuck up and get the fuck out

shut the fuck me

fuck me up

i want to do that to dotsy

>>10404422
i feel cucked for your

feel THIS

owo ./////.

dig me up
i dont think im dead

im so sick of ecto vaginas

dotsy is sick in the head

i drank milk

just
let me find a single penis
a single happy well rendered penis on a cheerful lad

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:x

im literally (literally) c*cked

maybe its time i get lost from this thread

you are right

who

i wish someone bought my thing off the market

hey amazon dot com whats the website for that

human is a FRAGGER

i want to be a lonely asshole bad guy in the movie and dedicate my life to getting in fights and generally being rude until someone comes through asking the simple, yet loaded question that is "who hurt you?" and from that day start to create an emotional bond with this person telling them about all the events in my life that led to my severe trust issues and chronic depression, which helps me grow and see beauty in life once again, become vivid, be alive, and then mutually fall deeply in love with them and stuff

is that weird

can we skip to the part where we fuck

sounds shitty
life is not a movie

is it an anime then

life is an adam sandler comedy

>>10407580
alright i will try
goodbye my little
and kiri
and the third worlders
i will miss you

>>10408856
>and kiri

i feel cucked

no dont go
i will miss you dear anonymous nobody

>>10408647
but i wish it was

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/c0/Soldier_HatOverHeartTaunt01.wav?t=20100625232235

>and the third worlders
this is the most attention ive been given today

"[it's] like watching the horses on a carousel whirl around, and exciting and engaging, then there's this really fat couple who swing into view who are just like bags potatoes on a lazy-susan."

i bet all girls school will create more girls who are doms since there are no boys

Is this the JonTron subreddit?

my tf2gfu says im a sub

can life at least be a csh album

try field recordinga of gay animals howling in agony maybe

i meant recordings

shut the fuck up and get the fuck out

I wish i was good at some stuff

I'm mediocre at nearly everything

Every time i feel like I'm starting to fit in i do something which makes me feel like a big noob :(

i tried to cut myself again

i somehow failed again

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hnnnnNNNNNGHHHHHH ok im good

I can't wait to get home and FURF(r)AG

I am being BULLIED

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another m4risa sona commission
>still human vag
deLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETEE

what kind of a cock sucker buys *orn of their furry persona

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men are gross
vagoo is even worse

^i might make one to
so i can self insert while i self insert if you get what im saying

all men and women should be killed

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>>10416994
>call men as men
>call women as vagoos
i have questions

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i am not calling women vagoos
vagoo is disgusting
women are okay to attractive

fair enough
what do you find disgusting about men then?

they are square hairy and not appealing unless extremely feminine

is anonymous really str*ight

i do not think that matters

oh

someone on reddit said it is the current year

it is the current year

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i found this and thought of tf2g
tanoshi~

you may or may not be right

in your head you should always be right

are you sure

come over and kiss my forehead
that would help

I think everyone hates me now

are you dotsy

no but i feel sad and out of place

sad!

all alone in a room full of misfits!

why do you feel sad and out of place

i was feeling sad because i will never have a gf because i am [REDACTED] and i told the irc i was feeling sad and they asked why and i said it was because i was [REDACTED] and now i'm pretty sure the people there who liked me don't want much to do with me any more which made me feel even sadder

is there really some condition that prevents you from interacting with people

i do not use the irc
i do not hate you
i feel out of place in communities like that

there are some cool people in the IRC but i feel like i've let them down and that they want less to do with me now which makes me sad because the reason i discuessed my [REDACTED] was because i was feeling sad

Also i'm pretty mediocre at almost everything i do and everyone else seems to be good at one or two things however niche they are

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>[REDACTED]
is it laziness or something actually serious

it's [REDACTED] to leave out things

my fetish :x

unless you're into snuff or diapers you're problee fine

what is it ;o

this is my fetish

furry

I feel nothing but regret and sadness now

I should have just hidden my power level

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>i feel autistic in a group full of autists
don't let the weebs bully you
its the exact same shit

I met one of them IRL too

I hope i didn't weird him out

he's a cool dude

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>tfw no furry tf2g's

but you have me

i want death

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post your ideal boyfriend

pic relate d

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any of them

I meant like
either of them

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i played tf2

>tfw no fox pet

what kind of potato are you playing tf2 on?

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i wanted it to not drop to 50fps for looking at pl_borneo the wrong way

i also noticed a reduction in input lag when i set everything to low

anonymous mains pyro and prefers realistic grafix instead

haha assumptions xd

you are right

and youre a liar

are you sure

yes!

:s

liars arent cute

what about dotsy

i dont care about dotsy

thank

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lol

I'm not sad anymore but i do feel embarrassed

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huge drama in the discord rn

is this actually drawings gf? find out next time on discord drama

wait what
drawings is in the discord?

>>10427881
yes that is his gf

i woke up
dreamt abot trying to walk between two stations via the tracks

I nearly got hit

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that face lol

dumb phoneposter

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reddit is down

somebody shut this autists mouth

i was going to do something but i forgot what it was

I was going to love someone but I forgot who it was.

Pootis

i want to s**c an un*** c*c*

bonk

i might awoo

do it when you um in my bum

um

*awoos*

*does that too*

[pppootis

thank you
next time can you get your knot in?
pounding at my backdoor was hot but i want to be bred~

Pbbbt

my charger arrived

like my previous one its an ac adapter but with two (2) usb slots (it came with one (1) micro usb cable) so i can charge my tablet at the same time using the proprietary usb cable i have for it which isnt inconvenient

the tablet would complain about my previous charger being incompatible or something (and charge slowly) and it wouldn't charge at all when plugged into a computer but the new one might work perfectly

time to never let anyone borrow it

can i borrow it to kill myself with?

*is too autistic to say no*

hahahahAHAH

i love aw**

neck yourself my nigga

hey uh kevin.... i think this e-bf shit needs to stop.... gay.....

trash trash trash

im gonna stay on the trash TONITE ON FIRE

i cleaned my *u**

clean THIS

but its so big...

for you

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people who mod on first playthroughs kind of remind me of people who "learn" <some framework written in x language> instead of actually learning <x language>

like non-javascript-knowing ones who "learn jquery" and ignore the actual language it's written in as much as they can

someone on reddit asked if it would be okay to learn that statically typed compile-to-javascript language by microsoft instead of bothering to learn javascript first and i thought it was stupid (and would not recommend doing it)

you know how to kill a boner

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i LOVE killing

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can you kill me

i will try

>>10445533