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I heard about some guy who was having his head transplanted onto another body. Did anything come of that?
Also, does anyone have the webm of the guy who draws a katana in a subway?
I'm saying the old water is just data, and it can absolutely be put in a new glass. Brain matter does not define us, we cannot feel our physical brain. If something were to provide the exact same electric signals the experience would be the same.
Master of the katana but was out kayaking without learning to swim. That or was pulled underwater by some sort of ancient evil he was secretly fighting. His last word was "No" before disappearing under the water while trying to get back to his overturned kayak.
>>10372848
>>10372999
>>10373022
>>10373039
I wish the delete button worked faster.
>>10373039
I'm mildly confused, but nice trips and dubs regardless.
>>10372848
>Pony /b/read!
>/b/read
>/b/
>>>>>/B/
>>10372906
You cannot feel it but it is what you are. The brain is the source of consciousness. Would it not be simpler to make a copy instead? There's nothing to suggest that brains are able to be poured in such a manner.
>>>>>>>>>>B
>>10373129
I'm kinda confused too, Anon.
>>10373164
Read the wiki.
>>10373196
We have a wiki?
>>10373196
We have a wiki?
Does /b/ have a wiki?
>>10373218
We should desu it'd be easier... really super Autistic though.
>>10373224
Yeah /b/ does
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Main_Page
>>10373196
>read the wiki
the heck are you talking about
we had some stupid wiki entry in an obscure site nobody cares for and it was written by some spaz that simply wrote stupid things about cherry picked posters like some of the australians, casper and tom
>>10373344
It's a meme you dip!
has anyone else masturbated while driving? it's pretty great
these are the worst threads on /trash/
http://webm.land/media/vuYD.webm
I managed to install FL Studio 12 with Nexus 2 in a VM and it seems to work, plays the old piano stuff that I used to make.
Maybe I'll try installing it on my main PC later..
>>10373782
noice
but 2crackly
most likely a problem with shareX or whatever you just recorded with as even the video derps out
>>10373692
Sounds like it'd be pretty risque. Both sexually and safety wise. Hell, wouldn't people easily see you on a low cow?
>>10373814
*car
>>10373692
i came pretty fast
>>10373814
that's what makes it fun
i go fast when i do it, usually over a hundred
>>10373806
It's a thing with the VM.
It's basically an OS running inside my host OS so shit gets laggy and crackly like that.
I was simply testing things out that way before doing anything on my main machine.
Since it worked I'll take the next step and do what I did in the VM on my main machine and it should be fine :P
the derping out in the video is also the VM kek
>>10373872
ha! same desu
>>10373889
put it on the main machine and make me a song you lil bitch
>>10373925
... rude
I don't want to do it yet because I have to disable my internet and what if it refuses to work again when I re-enable it. It's night and I can't go to the room where the router is to fix it so I'll wait for tomorrow.
>Alien: Covenant
I just realized this one is in HD on gomovies and iirc it's the sequel or whatever to prometheus.
I think I found what to watch now.
>>10373962
why not? is it in a room with diurnals?
i can wait tho it's fine
i did just realise that you have steam now right? you know what that means
>>10373881
>>10373914
Man, that sounds too dangerous for me to ever to try. I assume the danger of the high speed is a great extra kick for the fap, though. I also assume you have an exhibitionism fetish, too?
>>10373171
I'd imagine if you drilled a hole in there and used something like an egg beater you can achieve a pouring.
Apparently pic related happened on /v/
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/383525879/
>>10373962
Is the room haunted at time or something?
>>10374016
It has begun.
>>10373995
also wonder woman is out
everyone said it was so good
but no
it is in fact so bad
i think it might not be the final cut but the runtime is the exact same as the official release. gadot is hot though
>>10374005
that's exactly right it's quite a rush
give it a try sometime if you are bored of normal driving. if you aim right you can cum right out the window but odds are the wind will paint your car with it
>>10374016
Whatever you do don't go to the discord.
>>10374002
lol nick pls
yeah I have steam, I've been playing playerunknown a bit it's pretty dope.
Go to the discord.
>>10374092
not sure how to take that answer
and i guess you don't know what it means. i will bother you about it this coming weekend. buy some beers or whatever.
yeah i know. i was gonna get that for you but you said it wouldn't run
do you have to play in n64 mode? definitely a handicap
>>10374088
Maybe one day, but I'd rather not risk getting into a wreck or people seeing my shame like that.
>>10374088
I want to watch it though.
>>10374141
lol
Maybe, idunno.
Yeah, I have to run it on lowest settings because it can lag a little desu
what are you up to?
>>10374024
iwill trade you one vocaroo for one wisdom of 250% standard
>>10374155
I can understand that. It's not the worst way to go though.
Would you be down for road head though?
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>>10374285
>>10374224
well you should watch it then skits
>>10374224
you will
have you won a round yet? hard to do with those settings against onetap dirtnappers
especially when you use bargain bin strats
>>10374243
Now that's a lot better! I wouldn't look like as much of a pervert getting blown as I would with my dick in my hand if that makes any sense at all. It'd a bragging point for the future if anything.
Both hands would be on the wheel, too, or at least one with the other on their head. Wouldn't have to focus on trying to cum or handling my own pleasure, I could just enjoy the drive.
>>10374306
oh wise oldfag, why do we ponies and not anime
>>10374308
I've only played seriously twice and I think I got down to the last #34, or something on a game.
after that i've only played with raptor and desu i was too busy being drunk and saying dumb things on the mic and kept playing terribly desu
hile hitley
>>10374347
i don't like modern anime.
it's just a bunch of preteen period drama, not even any fighting robots or jets that transform into fighting robots.
Is Azzy another one of the mentally challenged posters in these threads?
>>10374321
it's certainly a lot better for all those reasons and more
so maybe stick to that i guess since there is almost no downside
you might even get a high five from the cop thag pulls you over
>>10374351
oh well that isn't very good
but it dies sound more fun than being totally serious about it
if you are still into it in a week ima buy it
will you play with me?
Am I mentally challenged?
>>10374461
>asking the ponychan b&f people why they don't post in these threads
that's was kind of cringey desu
they people have always been the enemy since 2012
>>10374461
Possibly? The majority of posters on 4chan and /trash/ especially probably have something wrong with them.
You're probably fine, though.
>>10374494
That was the joke. Inviting me to their discord was cringey desu.
>>10374458
Yeah, I haven't played it much cause I'm always doing other things.
I'd totally.
>>10374547
i don't want excuses i want wins
are those things interesting?
i am packing for my stupid shooting thing right now
>>10374540
bui attacked /v/ twice today, I'm not sure if you checked the other discord. That was pretty amusing. I wonder what method they use to do that. Probably some VPN or something.
>>10374494
>>10374540
that server is more bambi's friends and company than ponychan, of course there is a lot of overlap between the two but there are people there who never posted in /b/read
>>10374634
So it is written, so it shall be done.
All I know is I got asked personal information to access channels and that is way too much structure for a true /b/read poster.
>>10374617
>are those things interesting?
Yeah kek, that's why I'm always doing them instead of other things.
So getting ready to go on that trip I take it?
>>10374644
I know who all those people are, they are for the most part the people who I mentioned earlier.
Bamboo used to post in our threads on 8ch with various others because their site is so rule cucked out the ass they end up banning long time users over emotionally charged drama. They had cutters, trannies, emos. Both these places are the tumblr's of the community.
The same emotionally turbulent pony aficionados that b&f had are the same people in both anonthonys and bamboos hangouts, just split into more factions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zr1XrZm5MI
>>10374684
Huh, they never asked me anything in either.
>>10374798
Neat
>>10374241
Wisdom:
>Always keep the shower curtain on the inside of the tub
Give me my fucking PRIZE
>>10374792
oh
all computer things i bet
yeah. im gonna get the longest shot
>>10374909
one of the showers I use in my house actually has a swing in fogged door and if you close it all the way, water hits it and hits the tile there and water can go out so I always have to leave it a crack open so the water doesn't run off onto the outside :|
The shower in my room has a curtain and it's much better.
>>10374947
yeah sometimes
I think imma play some player unknown desu
when are you going to bed?
>>10374963
Wisdom:
>Never store your eggs and hammers within the same refrigerator
Prize now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-UmfqFjpl0
>>10375014
>you play PUBG
part of me didn't want to get it since no one else i've noticed plays it and i know i would get bored alone
i wonder how many people do have it, since i never actually asked around
might be interested in getting it
>>10375067
Goddamn it I was gonna post that.
>>10374241
>>10375067
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN-SDABQc-k
>>10375091
I had a feeling you'd post that version
>>10375071
Raptor, one of the aussie posters here gave it to me. They're the only one here II know who plays it kek
>>10375054
I wasn't the one offering prices
>>10375132
damn aussies and their horrible ping preventing me from playing with them
>>10375116
>>10374440
yes
>>10374909
that's not even 51% wise
>>10375014
oh
cool good luck. tell me how you finish.
in a sec
watching new netflix doc called the keepers
interesting stuff
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fOecUaGp2s
>>10375453
>>10375459
>>10375459
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fOecUaGp2s
>>10375495
How's it going?
>>10375544
Fine. Bored.
Hello there, fellow travelers.
>>10375575
Greetings! How are things going?
>>10375613
My old computer died, I lost all my pony porn, I just started dating a MILF, and I should be getting into that pussy within the next few weeks. How about you horsemotherfuckers?
>>10375575
Hello anon, how are you this night?
>>10375660
I am no plain anon, I am Knight Solaire of Astora; praiser of the sun and fucker of mothers. I am doing fine, and yourself?
>>10375219
I made it to #13 and killed a guy, injured some.. lol, I get some frequent lag spikes when I turn or something happens desu, guy in a truck rammed a motorcycle I was hiding behind and it lagged out and the dude teleported somewhere by that time and killed me
>>10375687
>solair is back
end times?
>>10375453
>>10375575
g'dayyyyyy
>>10375696
Sir Skittles of Botnet, is that you?
>>10375636
Oh... well that sucks. Congrats on the finding a MILF though! I haven't been up to much lately.
Maybe this will help restore your porn collection? >>10254444
>>10375749
I'll check into it, thanks. I'll tell you, I've always imagined them getting all awkward trying to comprehend a young attractive person being into them, but in real life it is so much more adorable and I'm such a degenerate for enjoying it.
>>10375827
Are you going to be sticking around again or is this a one off visit?
>>10375687
I'm doing fine Solarie. Tired, but nothing a shower won't fix.
>>10375696
huh
that just seems frustrating
but not a bad result
gtg for an indeterminate period of time
don't forget about the thing this weekend
>>10375856
Just popping in and saying hi, letting you know my quest for mommy pussy is going good
>>10375920
Anything else new you'd like to mention?
>>10375723
>of botnet
wat
yes, hi
>>10375875
Goodbye, have fun.
>>10376002
Not really, just some nerves over the possibility of a milf getting my dick wet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SW-BU6keEUw
>>10376066
How goes?
>>10376204
I'm good, just going to lay down and watch alien covenant because it just came out on hd in a site I use.
how about you? still use 8ch?
>>10376328
Up and down. If you read above, I'm now with a mom. I still use 8ch, and I use some of 4chan as well.
>>10376376
>>10375570
Didn't see your message till now sorry.
>>10376432
>my quest for mommy pussy has been going good
lmfao, don't let your memes be dreams
>>10376489
You're fine! :P
>>10376477
>>10376653
>>10376738
>>10376781
>>10376766
fucken' nice
>>10376790
Surprisingly I don't have many twi x moondancer suggestive pics
>>10376817
I don't either, lel. What's your opinion on dykery?
>>10376806
Nailed it :P
>>10376766
*checks your dubs*
>>10376854
I dont have a strong opinion either way
>>10376893
>>10376861
theoretically speaking
>>10376895
Of course you wouldn't! :P
>>10376943
Hi there! How was Unity? What is the appeal?
>>10376948
It was intentional this time.
>>10376949
How're you?
>>10376949
He has been SUMMONED.
How was your day, what did you decide on eating today?
>>10376949
Hi Darwin!
>>10376964
INTENTIONAL
>>10376964
The night is treating my fairly well, my friend. yourself?
>>10376974
WHY CAN WE NOT HAVE A NICE NIGHT FOR ONCE?
>>10377003
Hello.
>>10377032
>>10377068
The Samsung S8 is on sale for 30% off on amazon prime days sale.
>>10376949
>>10376962
Story is the appeal, has some interesting missions as well though, something the series had lacked for a while.
>>10377017
Yup
>>10377032
Going ok, work tomorrow, then I think a couple days off... the rostering is absolute trash.
>>10377091
https://youtu.be/-RgtQlwDA8g?t=49
>>10377116
Are you scheduled with the bottom of the barrel?
>>10377116
much like last time, i refuse to believe you this time
>>10377140
>>10377150
Seems like.
They've given me 8 hours a week, over 2 days, for 5 weeks.
They've done the same to a few other people.
>>10377171
>>10377203
Shit, I no longer have my folder containing eyebrow man from FLCL.
>>10377223
Could be doing worse. A friend works at a sex shop and he gets 10 hours shifts three times a week.
>>10377223
checkem
>>10377244
SEe, the trade off there is surely he gets some interesting stories to tell.
>>10377245
ok
>>10377244
>checked
>>10377244
I assume he's only part time?
>>10377265
That and a discount.
>>10377266
Yes.
wow fuck twilight
>>10377295
I would...
>>10377336
Same
>>10377395
Everyone in alien covenant is such a bad shot even with rifles, like stormtroopers from star wars wtf
i think if they replaces the entire crew with average ppl with regular hand guns (guns that fit in your hand) the aliens would never stand a chance
>>10377423
The xenomorphs are somewhat resistant to handguns; it was in Aliens.
>>10377274
What're some stories?
Also, What kind of discount?
>>10377433
no way they'd be resistant to a .357 mag or a colt .45 with the rifle rounds, those things give freshy things instant explosive assholes
>>10377439
I forget. He occasionally tells me about what customers are buying and the weird people that go in there. Someone bought this around a week ago.
He never told me how much the discount is for.
>>10377464
I know they do not fare well against pulse rifles with 10 mm explosive caseless rounds.
>>10377466
Why would anyone ever want that?
>>10377464
this
>>10377489
Xenomorphs exoskeleton is some kind of dense material that is impenetrable by standard firearms.
>>10377526
Ask Interrogator. :3
>>10377489
'10mm explosive tipped, caseless, standard light armour-piercing rounds'
To be precise as well~
>>10377542
Top kek
Everyone in Alien Covenant was fucking retarded too. It was a miracle that they were not shooting each other instead of the protomorrphs and neomorphs.
>>10377645
I haven't seen it, but everyone i've spoken too has all said the same shit, that they were retarded and the movie was stupid.
>>10377761
They are correct.
There is, however, one hilarious scene in which two androids play the flute in the gayest way possible. It is decidedly the best part of that entire ordure.
>>10377761
*boop*
>>10377775
Not sure if want to see
>>10377801
How're you?
>>10377841
less than boop
>>10377863
>
>>10377943
>>10377952
>>10377983
>david annihilated all life on the planet
holy shit kek
fuckit, lets just kill everything on this nice planet
>>10378001
>>10378014
>>10378004
Who's david?
>>10378041
>>10378053
Why is she rubbing yogurt into her cooch?
>>10378053
>>10378065
I've got no fucking clue. She's probably gonna get a yeast infection or somethin'
>>10378068
>>10377957
v.v
>>10378065
fuck that why is her bed so fuckinfg large
>>10378078
>>10378036
cyborg in alien covenant
>>10378090
>>10378101
Oh, okay
>>10378107
>>10378088
Holy shit. I was gonna make a joke about luxury but that thing is enormous.
>>10378113
We should be careful. So much Starlight may offend the Raptor...
>>10378114
you could have said : "thats a big bed" so i could say "4u"
>>10378127
>>10378127
what, how?
>>10378140
Too predictable. Besides, I was never too big of a fan of Baneposting.
>>10378088
>>10378114
Twilight's student gets special privileges, including a massive bed and supply of yogurt which she chooses to rub into her crotch...
>>10378132
>>10378140
Raptor doesn't like Starlight, I believe. Mostly joking :P
>>10378150
>>10378169
I'm not entirely certain, but I think Glim Glammer may have the most active waifu thread on /mlp/ currently.
>>>/mlp/30486703
>>10375337
>>10378325
>>10378363
Cute
>>10378364
The hat is removable, too
>>10378375
Neat!
>>10378325
this a cute. saved
>>10378363
>>10378375
Is that yours?
>>10378386
This outfit was really cute on her
>>10378390
No problem, anon
>>10378392
I'm afraid not
>>10378396
If not, why not?
>>10378392
https://derpibooru.org/1156773
>>10378396
Yep! Snowfall Frost, wasn't it?
>>10378407
I do not have the money for such luxuries.
Besides, bringing pony merch to this household would cause nothing but trouble
>>10378414
I believe so
>>10378407
>>10378417
Merch thread up right now... >>>/mlp/30476866
>>10378414
>>10378417
Fair enough.
I see its 250 dollars, or there abouts.
I think Ruby's was about that much and it seems to be 4 times the size.
>>10378425
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re8y99THeYE
>>10378441
Ruby has connections :3
did the david cyborg impregnate the other cyborg or wtf happened kek
Yes, that is EXACTLY what happened.
>>10378456
>>10378441
would you rather an applejack for yourself or a luna for yourself and others?
>>10378470
wut
>>10378473
wat
>>10378484
No girl asking for polygamy is worth the time.
>>10378486
I just like to enable his misconceptions.
>>10378441
Plushies aren't cheap
>>10378456
>>10378474
Boop!
>>10378493
The perfect plan for future shenanigans where he tells his understanding of what he watched and everyone laughs, so devious.
>>10378392
You know how these types of filenames:
>1156773__safe_solo_photo_(...).jpg
are from derpibooru? You can just add the number after https://derpibooru.org/ to find sauce.
>>10378495
Yep
>>10378514
No, it is simply easier than explaining. What the fuck is wrong with you, you God damn lunatic?
>>10378486
it's not about sex
>>10378473
lmfao
i can kind of see why people didn't like this movie all that much. so david had actually killed the other one and smuggled in his aliens with him lmfao, I already wanna see the next one.
im assuming they get to the planet they want to colonize and either somethings gonna be wrong with it or david's gonna unleash his alien babies all over them
>>10378521
It's always about sex
>>10378520
>>10378533
I just want Ridley Scott to fucking die and leave the Alien series alone.
>>10378540
Snukums.
>>10378499
Hi aku you helped spur me to pay all the bills I can pay electronically tonight with your post.
>>10378516
https://derpibooru.org/1207298
Too big for 4chan
>>10378535
Always?
>>10378542
Is that the nickname you gave interrogator?
>>10378542
Can I help you with something darwin?
>>10378559
It was he who granted it; I just copy it.
>>10378563
Yes.
>>10378474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfWujwht8hQ
>>10378548
That doesn't sound right.
oi fags, suggest me movies to download
>>10378568
What would that be then?
>>10378535
what about the money? what about the love?!
>>10378575
Memento
>>10378575
Sin City
>>10378565
I'm not good at making nicknames myself
>>10378570
>>10378579
A terrible, dark secret is consuming me, and I need someone to confide in, someone understanding and discreet.
>>10378581
twilight_sparkle_pulling_up_her_sock_after_sleeping_face_down_all_night
>>10378593
>>10378570
>>10378595
I wonder what that could be
>>10378603
>>10378588
already got
>>10378589
that'll work
>>10378541
i share that same sentiment for darwin and the bread series
>>10378593
Neither am I.
>>10378610
And wonder more you shall.
>>10378595
Sure just send it to that someone over steam.
>>10378598
>pic
Saved!
>>10378610
>>10378609
>>10378618
You could have killed me when you invited me over if you had actually given me your address.
>>10378625
He is not online, so I was wondering if you knew someone else, but upon further contemplation, it is no pressing matter.
>>10378637
im just playing tho
>>10378645
>>10378637
>>10378651
>>10378619
>>10378626
>>10378657
>>10378649
>>10378657
>>10378674
You have liked anime.
>>10378678
not yours
>>10378493
But what's the misconception about?
>>10378495
They should be
>>10378516
I knew neither of these things :P
>>10378521
It's always about sex
>>10378551
>https://derpibooru.org/1207298
Here you go.
>>10378678
>>10378674
Who hasn't enjoyed the odd cartoon every now and then?
>>10378688
Thanks
>>10378692
No, shush~ :P
Well I'm going to bed, you guys have fun doing whatever it is you're doing.
>>10378692
If you feel so strongly about others interest in lolicon then why not make picket signs that read "Who hasn't enjoyed the odd cartoon every now and then?" with a few drawn out naked kids on it and wave them in town so everyone understands your point?
>>10378683
What mine? I do not even watch anime regularly.
>>10378686
No cyborgs are impregnated in that movie. They are gay, after all.
>>10378692
Skitty is TOO GOOD for Vietnamese cartoons.
>>10378715
Sleep tight!
>>10378715
Good night bun
anime is the devils cartoon
>>10378715
l8r
>>10378581
Those are just things that come before sex.
>>10378715
Rest well
>>10378575
John Wick!
>>10378715
Night bun
>>10378718
>>10378719
Gay cyborgs?
In aliens?
Skitty is a closet cartoonaphile
>>10378748
We're getting close to bump limit. Are you ready?
>>10378757
I think so
NEW BREAD
>>10378766
>>10378766
>>10378766
>>10378768
We had an agreement, sir.
>>10378779
About me making new bread?
It's fine, I can do it some other time