>>10371106
Whelp, I'm never entering these games again. Nice rigging.
>>10371106
Junko won? WOO! Great job, big sis!
>>10371047 (Mayor)
>She watches him talk to the man he'd seemed to have been talking to before. He really WAS looking for her, and with the realization, she smiles even wider.
Aww, jeez, you didn't need to go outta your way searching for me like that! I can take care of myself! Still...I really appreciate the gesture.
>She pets his head, and shushes him.
You still tried, and that's all that counts. You're too gentle to be anybody who gets to victory through killing, so you'll have to figure out a way to sneak to the top without having to fight anybody. ...Ohh, I believe I heard that over the intercoms scattered around the arena! That was you? Dang, you were excellent!
>>10371106
RIGGED
>>10371106
The outcome was never in doubt! Let the tears fall like rain and never let them stop!
Thanks for hosting!
>>10371106
The intimidating onee-san won the game!
>>10371106
W-wait wait, What?!
We--- Junko?!
>Ahri begins breathing heavily, grabbing handfuls of her own hair.
>After a moment, she quickly composes herself.
Congratulations!
>>10371113
>Oh, fiddlesticks, the host still needs you to do commentary? You have to yell it out, as you're far away from the action now.
>>10371106
>IT'S OVER, IT'S ALL OVER! BOTH THE GALS COULD NOT MAKE IT WORK, AND COMBINED, FAILED. ONE BROKE HER NECK LIKE AN IDIOT, BUT THE OTHER WAS OUTRIGHT SHOT BY THE REMAINING PANDEMONIUM MEMBER, AND WINNER OF THIS MURDEROUS GAME: JUNKOOOOOOOOOO ENOOOOOOSHIMAAAAAA!
>...Wait, Pandemonium?
>Ah shit.
Reminder that NE1 could have prevented this.
>>10371106
Nothing needs to be said, except congratulations, Pandemonium Junko.
yuno gimme the code and i'll host one
>>10371160
The map is coming up soon, so get ready for that.
>>10371116
>>10371119
Don't wanna call out specific people, but for example, slide says:
>Character 1 and Character 2 run out of bullets and throw their guns at each other
Character 1's RP
>Character 1 runs out of ammo and flings their pistol at Character 2, breaking his nose and knocking him out!
That is just cringy
>>10371106
>>10371160
Thank you for the game.
>>10371142
Congrats and stuff, whatcha going to do with all them points?
>>10371177
The fuck does this even mean? Please learn how to articulate.
>repost because I'm a slow son of a gun.
>>10371047 #
>By some sudden turn of events, it seems this odd individual has found the one he was in search for.
Well then, guess there's no need to think much harder. If everything is back into the place, I'll finally be on my way.
>Gant returns to the road he was previously on, and begins to walk to wherever he was heading towards. But he decides to turn back to the mayor, giving his last words.
Hey now, let's try our best to keep out of each other's trails, because I certainly want to prevent an event such as this from happening again in the future.
>>10371160
Oh well, I suppose there was no doubt about Bullet Club coming short this time around.
The game is appreciated, as always.
>>10371106
Oh well...
>>10371160
>>10371173
Congrats, Junko.
Thanks for hosting! At least we got the most kills...right?
>>10371160
>>10371173
Congratulations, Junko. Thank you for hosting... Yuno?
>>10371177
>I don't like your rp style so therefore it's shit
autism
>>10371173
I didn't get all that far...but you know what? I did my best, and that's all that really matters. Thanks a bunch for hosting.
>>10371160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Bix44C1EzY
『I think I'll enjoy my time in this faction』
>>10371160
So... we won? even if I did nothing? congrats
>>10371173
Thanks for the game
>>10371194
>>10371200
>>10371127
>>10371143
>>10371151
Thank you. Thank you!
>>10371149
Yup yup! I'll leave the points stuff to you, alright?
>she ruffles the kitsune's hair and gives her a wink.
Spend them wisely!
>>10371179
I'll let Ahri deal with that.
>>10371173
>thanks for hosting!
>>10371173
>The map is coming up soon, so get ready for that.
what map
>>10371173
3 points to Pandemonium for winning.
1 more point to Pandemonium for controlling a factory.
1 point to Gals Being Pals for having the most kills.
1 point to Bullet Club for being the first to be eliminated.
Bullet Club has 2 saved points.
Gals have 2 saved points.
>claimed territories must be connected to one of your territories by a road
>Cities cost 1 point
>capitals (marked by stars) cost 4 points
>factories cost 3 points and grant your faction an additional 1 point whenever your faction wins a game.
Rest of the rules are posted on /yga/.
>>10371212
i want you to enjoy your time in MY faction ;)
>>10371177
And some of you wonder why some don't rp at all. Lighten up
>>10371221
THE map.
>>10371173
Thanks for hosting?
>>10371227
Can't they knock freedom birds off the map here?
>>10371217
>Ahri sits in stunned silence, her hair ruffled up even further by Junko.
I.. Uh...
>>10371227
>Upon seeing the map, she exhales, regaining herself.
First off, I'd like to take Helena to the north.
O-oh... But we need Boise first don't we...?
While I'm making changes around here, I'd like that to be one of them.
>>10371146 (Damon)
>>10371191
>Event? What event? You just wanted to ask him where your friend was, that was all.
>You do decide, however, to stay away from the old man from now on, lest you get caught up listening to his stories about "the great war."
>>10371127
>You get PET. You'd never admit it, but it feels good. You would make a good lapdog.
>Sneak to the top, is it? You've heard tales of pacifist victories in the games, but you never thought they were possible. It just seemed so unlikely to win without killing anyone, given how many people want to fight.
>Where there's a will, though...
>Oh? She-She thought your commentary was excellent?
>You blush beet red. You haven't done this in a while, but it seems appropriate now. You hope she can't see it under your rags.
>>10371173
>You thank the host and say you're glad to have been here, and can co-commentate in the future if need be. Definitely will need a salary plus benefits, though, especially if you go full-time.
>>10371177
I actually agree with you
>>10371106
So, who hosted this ?
I need this info for very important reasons.
http://i.imgur.com/4UaYXt7.gif
>>10371245
They would need four more points.
>>10371245
Not yet.
>>10371231
people have the right to RP however they like. I never call them out or "nice rp" them when they do it. I just find it obnoxious.
>>10371177
I'd feel uneasy too
>Pandemonium is fighting a two-front war
:thinking:
>>10371251
Probably a pandemonium member like Ahri or Astaroth.
>>10371177
>>10371187
He means when you word a situation into something that gives the other player no chance to react.
However, in my opinion, whining about it like a spoiled brat is equally as bad.
Both of these show that the person is so inept that they cannnot fathom how to rp a character losing. How to make something good out of it.
>>10371274
I for one look forward to them losing.
We have a new lurker, and maybe soon enough a new poster.
>>10371217
I suppose the bosses deal with that kind of stuff anyway. She better buy you a nice meal or something.
>>10371289
Please make sure he doesn't ava anime
>>10371275
>Host included the progress on the side to show it wasn't rigged.
Okay, keep being mad about RNG
>>10371274
So Pandemonium is Nazi Germany now?
>>10371289
Hello potential new guy.
>>10371227
..That map sure changed since last time.
>>10371251
>linking an image on imgur
Hello reddt
>>10371289
So he was open to it after all? Or maybe even a she... That'll get everyone all excited, good on you, anonymous-san.
>>10371106
>>10371194
Would this be considered karma? Or a bad omen? Either way, it sucks.
>>10371160
>>10371173
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>10371299
t. butthurt /co/fag
>>10371249
You seem pretty happy, judging by how warm you just got! If it wasn't summertime, I'd use you as a living heater!
>She puts the Mayor down, and offers her hand to him.
Wanna get some cake-pops? I figured, after last time, ice cream might not be the best choice of snacks to treat ya to.
>>10371275
>Ahri didn't roleplay the entire time
Hmmmmm...
>>10371227
Pandemonium should get either San Francisco or Boise.
>>10371299
I don't think he enjoys anime or cartoons, he's a /tv/ faggot
>>10371301
Not me.
>>10371306
It's a dude, been his pal since forever, gonna see if this is his cup of tea
>this obvious rig
>lol u mad
Fuck these shit games.
>>10371289
>You enthusiastically greet the newcomer!
>...And also give him a 50-question questionnaire on the quality of your commentary for R&D purposes.
>>10371324
>Cake-pops? You've never heard of such a dessert. It doesn't sound like you can get brainfreeze from them according to her, though, so you're gung-ho with the idea.
>>10371325
>Ahri hosts
>Posts a wall of text for pandemonium each game
>Suddenly Pandemonium wins
:thinking:
>>10371248
We're you the host
>>10371322
I'll take that, thank you.
>>10371300
You do know they'll call it rigged anyway, right? There's no amount of evidence that will convince them otherwise. Confirmation bias is a bitch.
>>10371248
Done.
>>10371302
Pandemonium is forward settling your ass bro.
But numbers and cheap forts mean nothing to the Freebirds right?
>>10371312
Dunno. Probably both.
>>10371361
>Was I? No... I had to go eat dinner, and deal with a miniature flood in my basement because of heavy rains.
>>10371379
>THIS RIGGING
go again yuno and or not yuno
>>10371379
Guess the Freebirds are the next to get eliminated.
>>10371374
Hitchen's razor.
Anyone who thinks for even a second that this wasn't rigged is beyond stupid
>>10371238
Who was the host yuno
>>10371340
>When you are this mad
>>10371404
It's Ahri.
>>10371406
kys junko
>>10371387
>GAME STARTS
>DINNER STARTS
>DINNER ENDS JUST AS GAME ENDS RE
REEE
THIS OBVIOUS FUCKING RIGGING RIGHT HERE IN THE THREAD PLAIN AS DAY
>all this asshurt
Wewlol
Can someone just host already
>>10371106
Post this game's code so everyone can be sure its not rigged
Simple
>>10371415
This
Guys stop you're gonna scare the newfag away.
>>10371432
He needs to learn the truth.
>>10371403
>>10371394
I mean, im pretty sure this is just memeing around, if you care this hard about the games not being rigged I can host a faction game after SAW
>>10371426
No retard edits slides to rig.
They resimulate until they get the results they want. Your method proves nothing.
>>10371432
I don't care about him/her until they pick an ava
>>10371440
kys baron no one wants your games
>>10371432
You make it sound like that's a bad thing.
>>10371432
If he survived the homestuck fandom than he can survive this. I hope.
>>10371440
No one wants your games.
>>10371415
>Sorry that I eat fast?
>>10371440
ily baron
>>10371447
But resimulating takes too long. People will notice something's up.
>pick a random furfag thread to shitpost for luls
>pick /pofg/
>start reading greentext stories
>start getting into it
Put one in the chamber and end me now.
>>10371470
Respect for you has been lost, stop rigging for your faction or at least own up to it, there's no one else it could have been
Late Grimes
Pls swap me in. you're all swell fellas.
>>10371457
>screaming
JYUSHIMATSU
>>10371379
When did these satanist jerks even arrive here ?
Last time I looked at this map I was all alone on my coast.
I don't understand.
>>10371486
>>10371484
shitpost me instead, I hosted~~~~
>>10371447
>No retard edits slides to rig.
Retard here, I do exactly that
Yo, I want you all to shut the fuck up and give me 36
>>10371486
Hi ochako
>>10371503
Johnny
>>10371503
Nice bait.
>>10371503
Sun Eater
>>10371503
Lum!
>>10371503
Elias Ainsworth
>>10371472
Still, it can be done one or two times. You'll never know how fast the host's computer is. Tools have been made to bypass the site's blocks to prevent skipping to the end.
But the best thing to do is just let it go. People who will say it's rigged will never stop, because they don't actually give a damn about the ending or this game. They just want to attack its integrity for their own pleasure. So it's best to just drop it before we start to question everything.
>>10371503
Mayor of Cantown
>>10371503
Inkling
>>10371503
Gascoigne
>>10371499
>>10371503
Taichi Hiraga-Keaton
>>10371503
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10371503
small bi ready to try
>>10371500
>>10371484
Seething. What is asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
>>10371503
Spades Slick
>>10371503
Froze
>>10371484
Why would I rig a game? That victory would be hollow. More so than... Hmm..
I can't think of anything more hollow than a rigged victory.
>>10371503
2b
>>10371503
Lana's mother
>>10371503
Tricky
>>10371503
Araragi Koyomi
>>10371503
Erwin Smith
wait is this really bait
>>10371503
A2
>>10371503
Heroine
>>10371503
Joey
>>10371503
Vinny
>>10371503
Junko Enoshima
>>10371503
Miku's ass
>>10371503
Saber
>>10371503
Magma Grunt
>>10371471
>>10371458
>>10371452
Im getting mixed messages here.
>>10371503
Lenny
>>10371534
As hollow as your soul, rigging fag.
>>10371503
An Ahri Plush.
>>10371503
Aron
>>10371503
Night Dog
>>10371503
Tanaka-kun
>>10371503
Jim
>>10371503
Seth Rollins
Hosting next
>>10371503
A Cyuute Raymoo
>>10371503
Big Gay ready to Play
>>10371534
Hollow like a piggybank! So you can store all them points you've earned!
>Hachikuji crouches down and covers her head
Don't eat me! It's just a joke!
>>10371503
Monky Bizness
>>10371557
Sorry let me clarify the message: nobody wants you here, leave you goddamn cringelord
>>10371503
Syrma and ChouChou
>>10371557
I want you to stay
Why is Grimes = Ochako now?
lost all respect for yuno desu
>>10371503
Astolfo!
>male
>>10371543
It's not.
>>10371503
Prince Salde Canarl Shellbrick III
Get ready for the haunted hotel
>>10371512
>>10371543
I've only hosted seven of these, you tell me
>>10371557
Stay
>>10371596
Because people are stupid enough to believe that Grimes would actually, unironcally and seriously play an anime girl.
>>10371347
>She leads him to a shop that seems completely littered with cake pops, which look like little balls of pastel cream on a stick. Kinda like lollipops!
Here we are, Mayor! Check it out! Look at all the cakepops, LOOK AT EM!
>
>>10371601
TRAPS
ARE
GAY
>>10371553
Do you enjoy being called a synonym for trash?
>>10371560
My soul isn't hollow, silly anon.
>Ahri smiles and pats his head.
>>10371576
>The vixen blinks, then laughs.
Why do you think I have to take the souls of others? Clearly I don't have one of my own!
>>10371597
Say it with your avatar, anonymous respect is as worthless as the next one.
>>10371606
Let's do this.
>>10371606
BUMP THE GAME
>>10371486
>>10371597
If your respect is that easily lost and gained it isn't worth anything.
Buttmad Monochrome fags are out in full force tonight.
>>10371615
>>10371626
fuck off whiteknights
>>10371606
Look good enough to me!
>>10371606
>You are READY!
>>10371610
>Well, these look weird. You're famished from commentating, however, so you immediately grab the nearest one and take a large bite.
>>10371606
>>10371521
>>10371595
Swap
>>10371606
It's the hotel again...
>>10371613
But I am a soul! Freshly peeled from mortal husk. I'm like a seedless grape. Well, not fresh, as it's been years. You don't eat ghosts do you?
>>10371606
Get on with it.
swap
>>10371551
with
>>10371486
>>10371519
Shut the fuck up Hoshi
Everyone with a brain knows its way easier to edit the events with F11/12 whatever number it is than resetting the game hoping the guy you want to win actually wins. Its at best a 1/24 chance, it would take ages now
If the host posted the code everyone but hardcore shitposters wouls believe its not rigged, if he is not posting its because he cant (its rigged)
>>10371631
You first, black knight.
>>10371612
HOLY SHIT
B I N N Y
I
N
N
Y
>>10371629
I'm not though
>>10371648
Look, I drew a picture of you.
>>10371625
Ehhh yeah sure why not.
7 more. No swaps after the cut-off though.
>>10371612
roast his ass one time damn
>>10371606
I am prepared for what lies ahead. Let us begin.
>>10371640
Oh, thanks a bunch, I seriously appreciate it.
>>10371663
>No swaps after the cut-off though.
suffering
>>10371663
Orisa
>>10371663
Edison
>>10371606
>The Ahri plush sits there, smiling.
>>10371644
Even if you're a ghost, you're... still technically alive in a sense. Eating you would be rude.
Now, if you were on the verge of death and needed a release in the form of a painless death... That's another topic.
>>10371663
Oshino Shinobu
>>10371663
Management Soloist
>>10371663
I won't post my filler then
>>10371663
Seadogs
>>10371663
THE CHAZZ
>>10371663
COLDSTEEL
>>10371609
doesn't he do this all the time?
But not Ochako, where did this meme come from?
>>10371673
>scritch
>>10371612
Do you enjoy parroting the insults you hear from others? Come at me with with something you thought up on your own next time, k?
>>10371647
You're alright, fella. Don't come to hg tomorrow.
>>10371635
>She watches him enjoy the delicious treat, though, rather unconventionally with how big of a bite he took.
Slow down there! Savor the flavor, and tell me how you like it! Hmm...That one looks like....Oh, oh! Chocolate!
>>10371690
PSST
>>10371695
>>10371693
It's because people insist on Ochako being some oldfag. People wanna grasp for straws, obviously.
>>10371708
NOTHIN
>>10371648
And yet, they could not post the code because it'd result in a slew of rigged games. But hey, That's totally not going to happen, am I right?
>>10371670
What does it matter unless you didn't post your entry for some stupid reason?
>>10371681
Ok cool thanks for sharing.
No time for commentary since we got Rigginsmania after this
>>10371611
I don't understand..
>>10371612
Of course he does. He's at the bottom of the barrel so enjoying it is easy down there.
>>10371718
Ochako is New Karen
>>10371720
PERSONAL
>>10371635
>>10371707
>Cracks you upside the head with a abseball bat
>everyone is surprised that tricky would do that, even tricky.
>tricky turns around
>it's Smolgore in a tricky wig back from the dead
Were you hurt madam? This monster can no longer hurt you!
>Wisps you away to lovingly into booce's arms and rises into the sky like the angel I am
>>10371694
>Ahri happily accepts scritch
>>10371735
Well yeah, duh.
>try taking a shower with a sunburn
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10371742
KID
>>10371707
>It is indeed chocolate. And you love every second of it.
>Like a starving lion on a crippled wildebeest, you take bite after bite, barely pausing to breathe, savoring the velvety goodness of the cake pop.
>After less than a minute, the stick it's on is licked entirely clean, with nary a crumb to be seen.
>>10371746
thought you're gonna deny it
>>10371725
I think I should probably... Stay in my own room, I'll just.. Rent out the storage closet, or something...
>>10371762
She is though. Why would I deny what's painfully obvious.
Booooooop
>>10371725
It's cool lad, you can take your time.
Me on the other hand can't cause I gotta get the hell outta here ASAP.
>>10371648
This won't stop even if the code is posted.
>>10371752
Get some aloe vera.
>>10371772
What is up with that guy
>>10371743
>Well, this wasn't in the script. This wasn't in any script, ever.
>>10371772
>Head pounding after the assault, you sit down and try to calm your nerves with a cigarette, only to have it smacked out of your trembling hands by one of the hotel employees who sternly reminds you of the rules.
>What a cruel world this is.
POST
THE
CODE
>>10371597
Same. Fuck Yuno for only using Saber when I'm nowhere near my Kiritsugu folder.
>>10371772
It feels like... Someone wants to sell me something...!
>>10371802
>>10371802
I91NJJew
>>10371758
ayo senpai thanks for the new analogies to my analogy list
Beeeeeeep
>>10371723
Literally no reason for the previous host not to give the code since Yuno already shared it once some days ago
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10300081/#q10300571
>>10371833
what's going on exactly
>>10371758
...Jeeeeez. You wiped it out FAST! Granted, there wasn't much to eat, but still! You didn't waste ANY time!
>She grabs a handful of cake pops, and licks one seeming to be Cookies and Cream flavored.
Mmmm! Here, try this one!
>Tricky hands him the pop she just licked.
>>10371743
What a truuuue hero!
>succs on your g o a t s a c k
>>10371772
The final trick I had up my sleeve was in vain, there was nothing else I could have done. I have no regrets... and yet I still feel embarrassed from dying like a fool.
WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
>>10371772
Arn't you the manager? You should sort this out.
>>10371829
>MG would be a master were it not for screaming at the spooky skeleton in her hiding place.
>>10371582
>Sorry anon but these two want me to stay so I'm staying.
>>10371593
>>10371607
>>10371648
>Or you know, hosts don't want to waste time with an added layer of bullshit to appease paranoid thankless anons who will just move onto the next excuse anyway?
>>10371827
>You thank the anonymous person. You're the master of analogies, like Bruce Lee to kung-fu, or the Lee family to tragic mishaps during movie filmings.
>>10371829
>You could have sworn those little bastards were in the wardrobe...
>>10371856
>Down the hatch it goes! You savor this one as well, until...
>Your eyes shoot open. You stop chewing. You...You can't breathe! Something's caught in your windpipe!
>You drop the cakepop on the ground, and grab your neck with both hands out of pure instinct.
And I raaaaaaaaan
>>10371877
Baron, we've talked about this. Stop replying to anons.
>>10371829
I'm tired sorry for not rping
>>10371871
OH GOODNESS ME NOT THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!
>>10371890
I thought this was just a normal hotel... I thought... I.. I thought that... This would just be a vacation.. I... I've got no other choice, I have to, I have to..! We're all gonna die anyway... What's the point...?!
>>10371890
>It turns out not only were the children hiding in the attic after all, but they also really wanted to kill you.
>Stupid children.
>>10371871
Oh snap!
>>10371890
>Magma Grunt fainted!
>>10371895
>I know but there was a reason that hadnt been said so I just wanted to get it out of the way.
I ran so far awaaaaaay
>>10371902
It's fine, I host just to keep the games flowing. I am no savior.
where is everyone?
>>10371883
Wait, M-Mayor! Ahck, what's wrong? You okay?
>She realizes he's chocking! Uh oh, she better do something, FAST! Tricky runs behind the Mayor, and starts patting his back over and over as hard as she can.
C'mon, spit it out! Try coughing it out as best as you can!
>>10371904
...Booooce?
Who is this gril
>>10371962
Standing by
>>10371970
My new wife.
>>10371970
210 vampire
>>10371966
>You try coughing as fast and as hard as you can, but seemingly to no avail as you're starting to feel light-headed.
>You collapse to your knees, hands still around your neck, body trembling.
>>10371962
Reading.
>>10371962
Left because of rigged games
If I, I get to know your name
>>10371962
Sorry...I got a little preoccupied. Aaaaand, I also got killed...
>>10371970
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vampire
>>10371962
reading lewd manga
>>10371833
>Still caring about this one game
>Being this invested in proving anonymous rigspergs wrong you're actually going on a crusade about it
Just let it go.
>>10371962
Whaaaaats's Uuup?
>>10371951
Well that did not take very long did it
>>10371871
Send his body to another board
>>10371966
Yeah, that's me, doll! Right in the flesh- Or, rather, the sheet. What can I do for yaaa?
>>10371976
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiclqIOlhVo
Well if I, could trace your private number baaaaaabyyyyyy
>>10371982
runs over
>>10371982
No, c'mon! Stay with me, Mayor! Augh, this was a mistake!
>She desperately tries to pat the stick out, but it seems like it's stuck in there preeetty good. She's running out of options, and in a panic, she turns the Mayor around, and sticks her hand in his mouth, digging her fingers into his throat to try and pull the stick out.
>>10372030
Where've you been? I missed you, a BUNCH!
>She hugs Booce tightly, and kisses his cheeks.
You should really come here more!
All I know is that to me you look like you're lots of fun.
Open up your lovin' arms, I want some (want some)
>>10371962
>Dealing with somethings and watching videos.
>>10372070
>You know, this is way more intimate than you ever wanted to get with the lady. You make your displeasure known by making your choking sounds louder. Your eyesight is starting to blur...
>>10372060
>You can only suffer from one misfortune at a time. The herd of buffalo will have to wait until you're done nearly choking to death.
>>10371962
If I told you, it'd give me away.
>>10372113
>She finally finds the stick, and grabs onto it the best she can with her now saliva-covered fingers.
Almost...got it....
>YANK!
>It's out, and just in the nick of time! Tricky throws it to the ground, and immediately runs to the nearest bathroom, screaming.
I set my sights on you (and no one else will dooooo)
And I, I've got to have my way now, baaaabyyyyyyyy
>>10372135
Wow
All I know is that to me you look like you're having fun.
Open up your lovin' arms watch out here I come.
>>10372139
WOWWWWW
>>10372160
>AHRI RIGS ANOTHER GAME
PLAIN AS DAY PLAIN AS THE SUN IN THE SKY
You spin me right round, baby, right round,
Like a record, baby,
Right round, round, round.
>>10371962
I'm just lurking and listening to music.
>>10372160
>The Ahri plush vibrates.
>It falls over.
>suddenly, the plush explodes, and the real Ahri tumbles out, coughing violently.
W-What happened?!
>>10372160
HAHAHAHA! Oh wow!
>>10372033
Totally not broken. It's not like his guys cost 20% less than normal or anything
You spin me right round, baby, right round,
Like a record, baby,
Right round, round, round
>>10372160
>>10372174
>congrats and thanks for hosting!
>pc's being slow asf
g-gimme a sec
>PEOPLE THINK THIS SHIT ISN'T 100% RIGGED RIGHT NOW
>RIGHT NOW
OH MY FUCK MY DUDES USE YOUR EYE BALLS IN THE THREAD
>>10372189
>cost 20% less
>10% less firepower
>defense is unchanged at all
fucking J U S T
>>10372133
>You sputter, cough, and wheeze for a few seconds before your vision starts to clear, though the pounding in your head is still there. You look up in time to see Tricky run away in terror. That's a shame, since you still need to thank her for saving you yet again from the diabolical clutches of desserts.
>Oh, well. She'll come back. You're sure of i-
>>10372060
>You immediately get trampled by a herd of buffalo.
>>10372160
>>10372174
>You would most certainly thank the host and congratulate the winner if you weren't being trampled to near-death.
>>10372160
I am grateful for the opportunity to stay in practice, and congratulations to the victor.
>>10372174
Twenty seventh...we-well it isn't dead last, so that's something.
Thanks for hosting.
Hey guys.
>>10372247
Cute boy.
Someone host a game
>>10372247
Welcome to... HG games?
>>10372216
Numbers always win. Always.
ALWAYS
>>10372196
>>10372223
>>10372233
>>10372238
Thanks, guys.
>>10372169
>>10372211
>Think i rig
I love most of you faggots but I swear to God you guys can be really fucking dumb
>>10372261
Hosting a game of spot the faggot
First person to spot the faggot wins
Begin!
>>10372247
Good evening, sir!
>>10372265
maybe
but numbers don't mean shit against Sturm.
"Fear is all you have left."
>>10372247
Sup.
>>10372247
Welcome to HG, may I take your order?
>>10372247
Have you fucked her yet
Did you know that they just have naked women walking around in new york?
>>10372261
Gimme a sec
Unexpected probs
>>10372278
Thats just a random fag
I said to spot THE FAGGOT
>>10372285
Yeah, I'd like directions to the nearest Wendy's
>>10372290
They passed a law allowing them to walk around topless.
Is is that bad?
>>10372311
#FREETHENIPPLE
>>10372257
Yo.
>>10372258
A-anon stop you're gonna make me blush.
>>10372265
Thanks for the warm welcome, I do love these Hunger Games games.
>>10372279
Good evening, fox girl!
>>10372284
Yo Mr.Dentist.
>>10372285
Uh, can I order a different restaurant? I want a cute red-head tsundere serving me food. I hear Wendy's has that. Can you give me directions to there?
>>10372287
This is an extremely loaded question. Who am I fucking now?
>>10372295
>>10372295
>linked myself
>>10372311
I'm not saying it's a bad thing, it just surprised me is all.
>there is a huge insect in my room and I can't find it
H-help.
>>10372317
just fucking order already you fucking generic anime faggot.
>>10372281
Did you know his troops ignore all movement penalties across all terrain?
His attack and counterattack get switched around in multiplayer, but he's really good at digging in and holding key areas.
Don't get me started on his fuckin' ability.
>>10372337
If you can't find it how do you know there's a huge insect in your room?
LURKERS AWAKEN
>>10372337
It's probably under your blankets.
>>10372317
How are you this evening, Mr... Uh...?
>>10372317
That blue haired girl who keeps following you.
>>10372321
Who is this smug?
>>10372357
>>10372357
>>10372355
Because I saw it, now it's hiding somewhere in my room, waiting for the right opportunity to strike.
>>10372295
Fuck, my sides.
>>10372317
Yea? Ready for a checkup?
>>10372345
His ability seems retarded sometimes.
>about to capture his captial, neotanks all around, figure his scop will delay me a bit
>AI decides to drop a meteor on a single battleship all the way across the map instead of save his life
then again all of the AI in advance wars 2 is absolutely retarded anyway.
>>10372366
google.com/search?q=pink+haired+girl+darker+than+black
>>10372357
What's with the yelling?
>>10372357
Making some fries, but I'm here
>>10372338
I-I'll have a cheeseburger with large fries and a large sprite....can you at least have a red head girl bring it to me?
>>10372357
I already have, stop yelling.
>>10372365
Yamato, master tactician. I'm doing pretty good this evening though, thanks. How about you Foxy?
>>10372366
Ah, Miyako. No I haven't fucked her, there's a lot of circumstances going on there my man. I can't just fuck anyone I want willy nilly, there are some pretty deadly consequences to that.
>>10372384
Sir, I want you to stay the hell away from my mouth.
>>10372357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awT8FFHKikc
>>10372223
>Tricky returns from the restroom after having gave her hand a good soaking. She notices the herd of buffalo running away, and runs to the suffering Mayor.
Jesus, what happened while I was gone?! It's like, nothing ever goes right whenever I'm around you!
>She holds him again, trying her best to keep herself together. It was much easier to, this time, because of the previous incidents she's gone through involving trucks, ice cream, and other things.
>>10372398
cute feet
>>10372357
Who dares awaken my slumber!?
...Haha, just kidding, I just got here!
>>10372070
Oh me oh my! What a flattering warm welcome, indeed! Mmm!
>You hold onto the girl's shoulders, and give her one of your makeshift smooches right onto one of her cute strawberry cheeks.
Why, you're actin' as if I were dead, lady! It's only been a good... what, 800 years inside that basement? Oh wonders, you haven't aged a bit. Gotten more taller, s' all. Guess I've just been busy doing what, umm, us stickmen do. Lie around, wait for artists to pick us up, and... Get blown up by crazy witch girls? Some pretty intense stuff, as you can imagine.
>>10372399
Yamato, It's a pleasure to meet you.
>She smiles and holds out her hand.
Ahri.
>>10372357
Yo
RIGGINSMANIA THREAD IN 2 MINS
COOL OFF THEM TIMERS
F5 THAT CATALOG
AND GET READY
for some cool stuff
All this long rp makes me feel uncomfortable about my own.
>>10372387
He doesn't choose where the meteor falls. It launches towards the highest cumulative point values of enemy units within a 3x3 radius or something
>>10372406
>You smile and sit up. Moving some of your rags aside, you reveal your ANTI-BUFFALO ARMORED VEST that you remembered to pack today in case something like this happened.
>Always be prepared for anything! Can Scouts taught you well.
>>10372437
Indeed. why even bother
>>10372399
Don't flatter yourself A-hole, you musta' got the wrong idea.
>>10372437
ayo whitey dint they tell you size dunt matter?