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HG thread for stupid, idiot nerd host

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HG thread for stupid, idiot nerd host
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>>10369119
Stop copying me, lady! I don't appreciate it, and you're making me look like I'm some samefagging idiot!
>She shoves you to the ground, and glares at you.
Are you trying to steal Booce from me, chick? I bet that's what this REALLY is about, why you're dressed up and are acting EXACTLY the same as me! You're soiling my name and soiling my mood! Go away!
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How are you guys so good at RP? I can never think of anything to say
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Friendly reminder to glass any Mishas you see
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>>10369234
>cries
>>10369138
>>10369147
No prob, thanks for playing!
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>>10369249
.heres an idea. say nothing. don't say anything at all for 180,000 and tell me how that works out for you. really go ahead and try it, it's a total blast

>>10369259
.thank for hosting, nerd. idiot. nerd idiot. a nidiot, if you will
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>>10369258
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>>10369249
>me
>good at rp
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>>10369258
>Not wanting to bone a thicc girl with drills

I implore you all to behold this fellow with emnity
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>>10369245
>Enraged, she picks herself up, dusts her pretty dress, and shoves YOU to the ground, glaring at you.
That's some nerve, lady! I belong to Booce, and no one else is gonna take that title from me! How about ya' quit the act, eh? You're probably some beta girl, trying to take my Booce away from me, AND soil my delightful name! Well, I'm not buying it. At all!! So you stop copying me, you stop making me look like I'm some samefagging idiot, and go away! Hnngh!
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>>10369281
can you host today
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>>10369259
"Congratulations! You performed amazingly, and I'm so happy for you!"
>"Adequate. Thank you.
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>>10369258
aye aye
>>10369281
>glasses your fucking eye
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>>10369286
Emi pride worldwide
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>>10369245
>>10369292
What the hell is going on?
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>>10369306
I wouldn't need lemon lube for her.
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>>10369297
It's a reaction image bruh
Hosting is for fags
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>>10369292
>She lands on the ground roughly, and coughs. That really hurt!
I was here first, not you! This has gotta be, cough, some kind of trick! ....Wait.
>Tricky realizes the pun she just made. This prompts a LOT of giggling out of her.
G-Get it? "Trick"? We're in quite the...TRICKY situation! Ahah! But, for reals.
>She picks herself up, and fists up her hands.
If you don't go away and leave me be the only Tricky of HG, I'll have to use brute force.

>>10369309
>seems like i've got a fan who reaaaaally likes pretending to be me
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>>10369306
ANAL
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>>10369353
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>People actually think Hanako is, in fact, not the best girl
lmfao, most popular for a reason fuckers
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>>10369373
Here's a man who knows what I'm looking for, burnt, crisp, and ready for cookin'. If you catch my drift.
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>>10369101
>Anon cracks his knuckles, leans back in his chair, then stares at the challenge presented to him on the computer monitor. The slow hum of the tower nearby fills the tiny, cramped room he's been living out of for the past two years. He takes a deep breath, and gets ready to type...

>That's when it hits him. He has nothing to write about. He's been offered a test of his RP skills, but he doesn't have any RP to speak of. The glare of his LCD screen begins to strain his eyes. They're bloodshot and drooping from the hours of staring into the computer, wasting his life away on 4chan. He grits his teeth, and tries his damndest to come up with something - but it's all for nothing. He's run straight out of ideas, all creative juices poured out of his brain and onto the floor. They're drowning him, but never entering him. His eyes begin to squint, his hands tremble in the standard FJ position on the keyboard. He stares down at his desk as tears begin to swell in his eyes. There's nothing left...

>This continues for a while, before he finally stands up and kicks his chair behind him. He stomps towards a nearby closet, his posture slumped and his shoulders hunched. He'd been considering this for a while, but never had the nerve to go through with it. He forces open the closet doors, revealing a standard rack of dirty, unironed clothes that hadn't been touched in days. In the corner on the floor of the closet was a small loop of rope, sitting there, waiting to be used.

>Anon takes a deep breath and picks the rope up and begins to fiddle with it, trying to form the hangman's noose he'd practiced so many times before. But now, with a tremor all across his body, he fails to even make the first loop. "This is fucking pathetic..." he thinks to himself - he can't even kill himself properly. After a few minutes of desperate trying, he finally manages to complete the noose on the clothes rack. He drags in his desk chair, then steps on top of it.
1/2
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How do you RP from mobile? Is that easy?
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>>10369101
>>10369386
This is it...thank you, world.
>These are the only words he can manage to get out, anything else is blocked out by his brain as a waste of breath. Inserting himself into the hole of the noose, he closes his eyes and with a quick, forceful motion, kicks the chair back, leaving himself to ahng there. As his body naturally struggles against the pain of asphyxiation, his brain is dead set (pun?) on creating the final solution for this pathetic excuse of a human being. Memories of an uncompleted life come rushing back to the anon as his life slowly slips away from him. The smell of school on his first day, the warm embrace of his parents who had tried so hard to give him a good future, the breeze on a cool autumn day...maybe there was something akin to regret racing through the anon's mind right now, but he knew that it was too late for that. He lets himself dangle there, slowly but surely succumbing himself to the depressing "easy way out." The anon blocks out any final thoughs he may have had, journeying on to the next life.
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>>10369386
ouu he dappin
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>walks into thread but losses attention quickly because of her ADHD and goes to jack off to booce
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>>10369399
>>10369386
jesus christ
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>>10369373
Mmm mmm mmm I do love me some bacon in the morning
To eat, not to fuck. Severe facial burns are pretty hot tho

Also, obligatory GIMME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO
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>>10369388
>It can be quite aggravating. But hey, once you get the hang of it... it's alright. Just make sure auto-correct doesn't kick you in the junk and look over what you type.
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>>10369373
>gets raped
>burnt
>emotionally debilitated to the point of holding a conversation with even a pigeon is physically impossible for her
>has the mental capacity of a 13 year old girl
>>>most popular, meaning everyone has already fucked your waifu's puss puss open to clown car levels
y-yeah, best haha
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>>10369309
>seems like i've got someone who reaaaaally enjoys pretending to be me

>>10369346
Wait a darn' minute... pfft!
>She, too, begins to hysterically giggle. That was a good one!
Oh my gooosh, I'm gonna frickin' kill you, ahah! But, seriously, I'm gonna frickin' kill you!
>She spits, fisting her own hands up.
Sorry, girl, but I'm the only Tricky for this community. And Booce can tell ya' himself, I'm a reaaaal meanie when it comes to competition! So, scram now, or I'll have to use brute force myself!
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>>10369438
>lets you rape her because she loves you so much
>literally the only person she is comfortable around
>literally the only person she can speak to on anywhere close to a normal level
>you don't like the feeling of nursing a sick puppy back to health
i bet you like the foot bitch
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>B3ST BL1ND G1RL H3R3
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>>10369438
i think holding a conversation with a pigeon would be impossible for a lot of people anon
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>>10369399
>>10369386
Jesus christ
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>>10369441
H-Hey.
I think we should stop, before my ava is actually ruined by this. Looks like people already dislike it enough. That was pretty fun, though!
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>>10369455
>>lets you rape her because she loves you so much
Damn. Need me a freak like that
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>>10369259
These winscreens are basically just me fucking around with PS.
>>10369271
>>10369298
No problem.
>>10369456
But you're not Toph...
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>>10369479
>TU CH3
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>>10369456
YOU'RE NOT THE BEST AT ANYTHING, YOU VAPID BITCH.
ACTUALLY, I TAKE THAT BACK.
YOU'RE THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST.
HAH HAH HAH.
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>>10369466
Y-Yeah, you're right.
I'm getting outta' here. Hope your ava stays as pure as she had been before! I agree, and I wish you farewell.
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>>10369479
Hey, that's all mine ever were. Looks great though!
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>>10369360
Anal.
Anal.
Anal!
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>>10369494
DO 1 H4V3 TO 4RR3ST YOU OV3R B31NG SUCH 4 B4D L14R? B3C4US3 4LL 1 SM3LL 1S L13S!
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>>10369455
>hanako becomes comfortable with you
>she shows you her scars, as a sign of trust
>Hisao "master of romance" takes the opportunity to get naked too, for some reason
>she has no idea what you're doing but goes along with it
>before she can even react you've shoved your cripple dick 6 inches deep into her behind, raping her
let's not try to deny the facts
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>>10369437
I'll be in another city without my laptop in a few days
I have auto-correct disabled so it's fine
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>>10369541
>Then you are set my friend.
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ay yuno bih u gon host Lator
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>>10369537
Wow Hisao.
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>>10369537
Yes, exactly, and that destroys all of the progress you've made with her, your retarded decision to fuck the cripple, but she endures it and gives you another chance --because she loves you--
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>titjobs poster below
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>kills poster above
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>>10369596
Ye
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>>10369596
no
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Official, objectively correct rankings

Emi > Lilly > Kenji >>> Shizune >>>>>>>>>>>>>> actual human feces >>>>>>>> Misha
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Game in 10 minutes.
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>>10369611
oh shit, forgot Hanako. Shove her in there
*Kenji>Hanako>>>...
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>>10369617
=]
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>>10369617
if dubs game's cancelled and you kys
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God opening HG is like opening Anime, you just want a fun thing to happen, but most of the time you get the same generic anime, with the same stereotypes and the god damn same character types.
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Shizoon>Lily>=Rin>Hanako>Emi
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>>10369617
:>
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>>10369577
Ok
Thanks
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>>10369640
>shizune #1
lmao what
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>>10369617
How do you join a faction?
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>>10369646
No problem. Always want to help a bit.
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>>10369636
make a difference and ava a non anime character
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Since we're having a faction game in 10 minutes, Pandemonium is open for recruitment. If you don't know where to go, or who to turn to, you're welcome among us. If you want to fight for your right to go a little crazy, fly our flag. You won't regret it.

Pandemonium, Let's have some -real- fun!
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>>10369675
put the faction's name right before your tribute's name
that's it

if you like to rp you can get the owner/members to recruit you or whatever
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>>10369686
Oh it's not that, it's that they all act the same, anime and non-anime.
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>>10369675
You enter as usual, but put the name of the desired faction in before your name
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>>10369701
Ava a very interesting character then.
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>>10369701
what would you describe as something different.
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>>10369690
...I don't do well in teams.. And you probably wouldn't want me, anyway... I'll pass..
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>>10369690
(You)
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>>10369690
I'm going to enter just so I can fight you. Get ready for a rumble so proper it will make your nan sore just hearing about it.
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>>10369717
Are you sure you don't want to side with us?

You're a pretty strong contender, if my eyes and ears are correct.

>>10369731
>Ahri accepts the (you) and sheds a single tear.
I want to thank the Academy, for making this possible.

>>10369742
Is that a challenge? Don't disappoint me.
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>>10369690
Hey, Kitty Cat. Are you in need of a genetically superior human male in your ranks?

I know of someone who can help.
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>>10369759
Go back to fishing for replies with your cringy forced ship.
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>>>FIRST 48!
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)

Please put what faction you are entering for directly before your name.
It makes things easier.
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>>10369780
Good Vibes Haru
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>>10369759
I'd prefer to just be a hero to whoever needs me... Instead of- ehm..- limiting myself.. To one group, if that's okay... Plus you won't have to look at me very much that way..
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>something something warzone
>something something work in progress with lowest priority
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>>10369780
Good Vibes Ash
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>>10369780
Bullet Club Damon Gant
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>>10369780
Freebird YoRHa No.9 Type S
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>>10369780
Seth Rollins

TFF
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>>10369780
Tricky
Gal Pal
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>>10369780
Gals Glutton
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>>10369767
Anon, you should catch up. There is no more forced ship.

>>10369765
Genetically superior?
>Ahri looks him up and down with a smirk.
My my. I'd -love- to have you fighting with us!
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>>10369780
Gal Misuzu
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>>10369780
Sun Eater
Heroes United
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>>10369780
Heroine
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>>10369780
Monochrome Registeel
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>>10369780
Monochrome Grora
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>>10369780
Junko Enoshima
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>>10369780
Good Vibes Stu
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>>10369780
Yahtzee
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>>10369780
MatPat
Uhhh... Put me in.... the Freebirds.
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>>10369780
Monochrome Slick
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>>10369780
Hero Deku
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>>10369780
Pandemonium leader Ahri
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>>10369801
Gal Misuzu
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>>10369780
Elias Ainsworth
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>>10369780
Yuno
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>>10369780
Super Cool Generic Waifu
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>>10369780
Freebirds Wingull
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>>10369780
Pandemonium Kumagawa Misogi
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>>10369780
Aikawa
Monochrome
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>>10369798
Well then, Momma. I'm all yours.

>>10369780
Pandemonium Johnny
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>>10369780
2b
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>>10369780
Gal Inkling
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>>10369780
Pandemonium Shota
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>>10369780
Aron.
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>>10369806
>kissu
>caresses
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>>10369780
Sonata Dusk
Gal Pal!
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>>10369780
Aeterna
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>>10369780
Ryougi Shiki
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>>10369780
Hero Varg
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>>10369780
Good Vibes Taichi Hiraga-Keaton
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>>10369780
Okuu
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>>10369780
Monochrome Degeneracy
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>>10369780
Monochrome Akari
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>>10369780
Monochrome Captain Luna
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>>10369780
Pandemonium Lum
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>>10369780
Good Vibes Father John Misty
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>>10369780
Hero Megaman
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>>10369780
I
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>>10369780
Good Vibes Nick Bate
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>>10369780
>captcha. CAPTCHA.
Gal Jupiter
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>>10369780
Monochrome Mayor of Cantown
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>>10369833
kys frenchie
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>>10369854
>>10369855
nice filler.
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>>10369868
>Nick Bate
>Good Vibes

I feel only the opposite
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>>10369780
Orisa
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>>10369780
Good Vibes Mikazuki Munechika
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>>10369780
Ahegao girl
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>>10369870
pretty sure you made it in
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>>10369780
Youmu
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>>10369839
>((Tricky?))
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>>10369897
yeah mikazuki was the cutoff i think
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>>10369839
>kissu
>caresses
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>>10369883
I don't know what that would be all aboot because I'm a great guy! Have you heard my music? Here are some noots I made https://pastebin.com/E89YknSP

Track 6 is my favorite :)
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Here's the roster!
(I'll add freebirds to matpat shortly, or simply remember he joined them.)
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>>10369922
>kissus
>caresses

>>10369913
>kissus
>caresses
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>>10369780
Gal Miku's ass
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>>10369780
Kevin Nash

Freebirds
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>>10369826
>>10369829
>>10369848
>>10369854
>>10369855
>>10369862
>>10369868
nice filler.
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>>10369943
>>10369836
>>10369947
Swap
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>>10369929
>anally raping chi-

High levels of nonsense.
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>>10369943
Hey, put me in Pandemonium. Thanks.
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>>10369963
hi
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>>10369943
May the best win!
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>>10369943
Alright...I'm just gonna hope I don't die in the bloodbath again. Let's get going!
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>>10369971
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>>10369943
Looks good.
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>>10369943
Looks good enough to me.
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>>10369970
https://youtu.be/5ADcRThKKqQ?t=1m32s
If the timestamp doesn't work, a minute 32 in
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>>10369943
>Your name is cut off, but otherwise, you are READY!
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>>10369995
Don't bully my queen
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>>10369943
>the name is so long it cuts off just at the end

『Something I should be careful of in the future』
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>>10369969
Your kindness has been noted. Thank you very much.
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>>10370008
>making someone host your own game
kys
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>>10369943
Looks about right. let's do this thing.
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>>10369943
One man army today, hm? A bit of a shame, really. No matter, Gant is good to go.
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>>10370029
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>>10370013
Fixed.
>>10369971
Interesting. Done.
>>10369969
Also done
>>10370029
>Bitching about this.
kys
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>>10370044
Nice dubs Yuno
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>>10370013
>Tricky hugs you before the game begins.
Good luck!
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>>10369794
>>10369817
>>10369829
>>10369943
Welcome to the band fellas.
We may be outnumbered, but that's what make our bond stronger.
Yes it's even scientifically proven.

These guys, they're all strangers to one another, they don't got the "IT" that only the Freebirds have.
They come in big numbers, only to give us more stepping stones to make our Ladder of Success look all the more fabulous !

I'd wish you good luck to you three, if I was a shit captain that didn't believe in the natural talent of his guys.
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>>10370037
>>10370044
>16 secs
kys not Yuno
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>>10370044
Didn't sun eater want the hero faction?
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let me post reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>10370048
Thanks. I try.
>>10370044
Let's get this show on the road!

(Additional commentary has been disabled for this game by accident, and the only way to fix this is by quitting the game and fully restarting, but that takes forever so... Eh.)
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>>10370065
Pretty sure it still counts. He just didn't put it in his name.
He put it under it, although I still feel like Hero should be added in front of his name anyway.
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>>10370073
>Seth Rollins getting backstabbed
SIERRA
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Are Good Vibes and Heroes the new Monochrome?
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>>10370073
I have no use for this.
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Good morning.

>She notices she missed the game.
>Leaves thread.
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>>10370098
yes
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>>10370073
If I knew what shame is, than this would be my most shameful defeat of all time.
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>>10370044
>>10370052
>Your name appears shorter than usual, but since it's technically correct, you decide that you're READY agaiOH GOD HUG ATTACK

>>10370073
>You will stop at nothing to find that gold you desire oh so much.
>You just hope that...whatever it is keeps its distance while you do so. You'd rather not be trampled, eaten, absorbed, or a combination of the three at once.
>>
>gross sobbing
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>>10369963
>Implying
>>10370073
>How the goodvibes boy drew against a creature with no fists amazed scientists.
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>>10370098
Pandemonium is the new Monochrome.
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>>10370098
Meaning?
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>>10370125
why r u crying
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>>10370098
Are [insert faction with more than 4 members in a game] the new monochrome?
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>>10370065
He did. The host will remember this.
>>10370073
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>>10370073
>Haru raises his hands into the air, the dynamite still lit and moments away from the blast.
Hey, Ash! Wait! You're making a big mistake, we're on the same team! I was about to throw this to the guy behind you! Get down while I-
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>>10370142
bc my internet is shit
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Any tips for a Newfag on hosting and not fucking my shit up? I'm already planning to try hosting during ded hours, anything else? Plus are 3D avas cool here?
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>>10370158
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>>10370158
>WHERE IS THE LADY, OLD MAN?! And don't get testy! You can easily go from good cop to bad cop if you want to. Just spill the beans, and you will let him go.
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>>10370174
3d avas are fine
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>>10370174
kys dabbing man
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>>10370174

Needs more dab
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>>10370073
>>10370094
Backstabbed ? Ha ! That's what would say any stupid idiots with no sense of true comradeship !

For Yohra to be able to strike so many people at once, someone was needed to bait them all at the same place. And like every true Captain, if there's a necessary sacrifice to be made, then it's only natural that the figurehead of the team take the fall.

This is the "IT" I was talking about, a bond superior over all others, the bravery to put every personal gain aside in favor of the greater good of the crew.

This is why, despite the adversity, the Freebirds will conquer once more the land of these games.

BELIEVE
THAT
>>
>Get to thread
>Game already started
YUNOOOIOIIIIIOOOOO

>>10370174
Pick up a 3D ava and people will worship you like a saint. Same goes for anything not cancer or anime.
As for hosting, you can always practice using people's rosters and cropping the slides yourself
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>>10370174
>Comes back

Tip #1, don't ask in the threads.

Tip #2, all the information you can ever need about hosting will be provided to you on demand by trusted sources. Just add me on Discord.

2ba3nyannyan#7042
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>>10370174
Anything but stuff from the loud house is fine.
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>>10370159
Behind you, Haru! There's a man about to slit your throat
>Ash, having never used a firearm before, accidentally shoots Haru, soon after he notices the dynamite.
Oh no...
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>>10370158
I-i-its' nothing personal...

Hail P-pandemonium...

>Johnny drops the gun and runs as Ryougi lies dead on the floor
>He may have second thoughts about joining a faction
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>>10370174
Make sure whatever screencapping program you use works, and run a test game or two with it. Also, 2-4 minutes between slides. And 3D avas are fine, yeah. We've had a bunch.
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>>10370054
>>10370073
You shouldn't really worry at all, si-... I mean, mister. Yup, that's more appropriate. According to Pod-153 there's about 99,99% chance of succeeding if this predated explosive from several centuries ago lands between the group of them. All you have to do is just run away from them and ensure that you're in a safe dista-...
>9S stares at the explosive landing near the group. Much to his dismay, the man he was just dialoguing with runs off between them, ending up dying with the rest of them. Pod-153 chimes in next to 9S to deliver a message, "Perhaps close quarter combat would've been more efficient, however, we've still not perfectionized the recognition within the patterns the humans around these parts display."
Copy that Pod... I'll keep it in mind for the next time. There's not a lot we can do at this point except attempt to survive, so let's try and achieve that at least...

>>10370158
>The boy sighs at what happened the day before, walking off into an abandoned mineshaft, finding nearly nothing at all.
Pod... weren't these abandoned cave installments supposed to carry a lot of human artifacts along with several minerals?
>"Affirmative 9S, however, it doesn't seem that anything alike is in the near vicinity, I recommend searching a different installment rather than lingering around."
Hmm... fine.
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>>10370218
>joining a faction just for pussy

Oh Johnny.
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>>10370159
>>10370206
HELLO 911 I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A CASE OF MARITICIDE
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>>10370174
Double check everything, check that your death rate is very high.
Also https://hgtools.neocities.org/ will be your friend.

>>10370158
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>>10370174
3D avas are fine but most we have are cancer.
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>>10370239
Wait, wait, waitwaitwaITWAITIDIDN'TMEANT-
>Gurgling noises
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>>10370198
>believe that
>Mimicing the words of that samoan shitter

I'm going to shitpost you from now on.
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>>10370248
Like who?
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>>10370239
You know what? You can just keep that bottle, I really don't want it anymore.
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>>10370239
Alright, these big guys aren't gonna let my target get away easily! Show 'em the true power of brute and streng-
...
O-On second thought, I should get outta here!
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>>10370158
>>10370178
>Gant, though cornered, does not seem to show any sign of fear.
Come on now, you really think a man like myself would be focusing on some little girl? There is much more important things to attend to than be some type of stalker.
>He squats to meet to the short man's coveres face.
Why do you need to know the girls whereabouts anyhow? Friend of yours?You seem awfully suspicious, especially...with whatever you're wearing.
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>>10370239
>>10369821

Hey, Momma. I...um...I eliminated the target.

>Johnny tries to act cool but the guilt is eating him alive

It's a cold night isn't it.
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>>10370239
>You dying before Night 2 in these games stopped being remotely funny about three deaths ago.
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>>10370290
nice rp
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>>10370290
Monochrome cancer getting what it deserves
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>>10370230
stopped reading at "dialoguing" like wtf lmao kys
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>>10370283
>*meet the short man's covered face
>hell
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Rate the factions
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>>10370239
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>>10370332
GAL PALS FOREVER!
Monochrome is good, too, cause the Mayor's in it.
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>>10370239
(The host furiously spams the menu trying to turn on commentary again... Nothing works.)
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>>10369897
...I see that now.
Still, that was way too close...
>>10370158
>She fumbles with the gun before throwing it away in frustration.
Uhh...can you just pretend I shot you? Please?
>>10370239
Hey, I think my reflexes are getting better.
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>>10370332
NE1 was objectively the best faction with a clear objective of eliminating all factions with extreme prejudice.
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>>10370332
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>>10370355
But they lost first lmao
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>>10370239
『I had thought that the last group of guys were bad but this is bad in a complete other sense of the word』
『I have no patience for minor characters anymore』
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>>10370347
What, you want me to turn around? Alright!
>Tricky turns around, and is met with the hard, cold metal of the gun.
>>
>>10370186
>>10370196
>Thought I had a dab pic.
>I can't find it.
You get off lucky for today..

>>10370179
>>10370199
>>10370204
>>10370248
>>10370225
>>10370239
Thank you very much Anons.

>>10370201
Surely you can understand why I'd be a bit wary of adding you. Nothing personal, just a 4chan thing.
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>>10370347
I'd rather do this myself...but I can't risk it. I'll just have them take a mental note of her technique...actually filming it would be a lot better, then I could get an easier handle on how to deal with her next time...that'd be great.
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>>10370377
Don't add him. That a our resident boogeyman
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>>10370347
Thank you, kind horseman. Ahri and Pandemonium will appreciate these supplies.


>Johnny wishes he could keep the medicine for himself
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>>10370369
You find that funny because you're a Pandemonium/Monochrome shill.

You could've prevented this.

>>10370377
You won't get far with the right connections, you're going to have to find out a lot of things on your own that you could've just learned by asking. Most of the hosts here are pretty cool, unless you're someone old trying to be a newfag or something, then I understand if you want to keep to yourself.
>>
>>10370283
>It appears the man is playing hardball with you. Aren't you the one supposed to be asking questions? Is he "turning the tables," as they say? That's not good.
>You smack a lamp currently on the desk that suddenly appeared between the two of you, the head twisting around so the bright light shines into his face. Angrily, you inform him that she is indeed a friend, your best friend here even, and that your rags are not suspicious in the slightest, thank you. They're PRACTICAL.
>Heck, you'd go around asking everyone where she is if you didn't just get turned into ground beef via nitroglycerin.
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>>10370348
I would've swapped you in, but it looks like I didn't need to. Which is good, of course, two Gals are better than one.


..Ah, that sounded a bit less lame in my head.
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>>10370347
>>10370239
>Wingull faints!
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>>10370389
You do understand that "boogeyman" means someone people blame for stuff they can't find a clear culprit for, right? You're saying I get blamed a lot for things I don't do.

You should really pick your buzzwords carefully.

ERP blames me for things their HG trolls b8 them into bel is me.

Anyways, I probably have more HG friends than you do to begin with.
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>>10370347
(The host gives up trying to turn on commentary. And is probably about to give up on life.)
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>>10370434
Can't be lower than 0
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>>10370447
It's a good thing this saloon serves water. I'm quite parched.
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>>10370450
And you took the b8. Congrats. Your predictability is a fine quality for being an honorary member of my fanclub
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>>10370461
Bring Lala back
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>>10370468
stop shitposting with my daughter
>>
Pendulum
>>
>>10370406
Cheers then, thanks for understanding. I'm actually new here, although maybe me saying that will only cast more doubt. I had a few fillers in some games here and there and I guess I wanted to be somewhat of a productive member here. Maybe sometime down the line I'll take up your offer.
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>>10370468
And you took my bait. Congrats. Boogeymen are always so easy to predict.
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>>10370230
> Despite his fiercest trooper's warning, The Architect realizes that the plan cannot be achieved with him as alive. And he's fine with that, because like the true selfless human being that he is, Seth sticks to the act till the very end, taunting the dumb twats into his trap and going out with a blast

>>10370256
You seem to forgot about a little detail: The fact that I OWN Roman Reigns. And that everything about him, I created it.

Which means "BELIEVE THAT" is just one of many more catchphrases of mine.

>>10370364
Does that make the Freebirds the Postmillenarian of Factions ?
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>>10370474
Shh.
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>>10370503
BRING LALA BACK
AND ZACHARY
>>
>>10370468
>>10370487
Heh. Good job taking my bait heheheheh. Nothing personal kid.
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>>10370447
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>>10370510
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>>10370487
>I-I was the one actually baiting haha
Damage control to the max.
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>>10370486
All the more reason to keep a few contacts, but I suppose you'll need to warm up first. If you're planning on staying here it's only inevitable.

>>10370487
>2017
>Proud of b8ing Hoshi

Entry level. Please review your buzzwords to use properly.

Thank you for the (You) btw.

>>10370511

>>10370481
Your daughter is a troll.
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>>10370500
>Swoops in and steals your belt
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>>10370527
trollfaec.mp3
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>>10370515
The only solution to this dilemma would be...To give the victory to ME! Ladies first, right? Then, that must mean I'm the one who came in first!
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you would not believe your boots
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>>10370515
>Johnny is woken up from his nap by a text message from Pandemonium's HQ
>Ahri had been assasinated
>Johnny shrugs it off and goes back to sleep
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>>10370561
if 24 hg tributes
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>>10370515
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>>10370411
>The smack startles the man just a bit, as an eyebrow of his raises slowly. This moment does not last long, however, as bright light fills his sights.
Hey! Mind pushing that thing away from these old mans pair of eyes? Sorry, but I have not the slightest clue to where your little buddy might be, and if I did, the words would have exited this mouth of mine the moment you brought up the question. Can't say I care much about your clothing either, but one thing I do care about is getting a move on, so would you be so kind to let old Gant free? Nobody else is gonna represent this little faction of mine.
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>>10370571
filled up a game as i fell asleep
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>>10370347
Maybe if I say it enough it'll come true. Who knows.
>>10370423
>She snaps a hair tie against her wrist.
No, no. I agree. And it wasn't that lame, I don't think.
>>10370447
How are you guys so relaxed? Shouldn't we be like...hiding somewhere so we don't get killed?
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>>10370574
Certainly, killing this man over a Native American Burial Ground won't do any harm.
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>>10370529
> His pants drop down to the ground
What the heck are you doing ? I thought we were on the same team.
This is NOT a matter of playful banter. Give me it back before I scold you.
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>>10370597
GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN
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>>10370574
Awh fuck.
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>>10370586
>Damn, he really doesn't know anything about the lady's whereabouts, does he? Either that or the Alzheimer's has kicked in.
>Grumbling, you ask him who else you should ask in your quest for the best
>friend.
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>>10370606
J-Johnny's back? Tell a friend!
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>>10370527
>Out of pics, kill me.
I don't really see the need to bother you guys with my newfaggotry. The offer was kind though, perhaps I'll hold back on the Ava and just practice hosting for now. I'd need to actually work on a personality and writing IC.
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>>10370574
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>>10370574
The moon isn't very bright. I wonder why people don't set up some kind of huge spotlight on it so we can see at night. That would definitely make it easier to survive in a place like this, you know?
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>>10370624
HG isn't a RP community though. Fuck purists.
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why the fuck do furries got so many bones in their bodies
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>>10370630
>The horse gallops away, neighing in fear and terror at the surprise "BOO" let out by Kumagawa Misog's girly, beta voice. Tricky is dragged along with the rush, bumping her head several times over rocks on the ground.
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
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>>10370604
>The bird continues to fly around with the belt in it's beak
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>>10370630
Huuuh? You really missed me at such a short distance? ...You aren't a very good shot you kn-
>being crushed noises
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>>10370650
fuck you mean
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>>10370630
Sorry babe but I needed the car.

I wish you hadn't tried to escape.
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>>10370661
me on the right
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>>10370630
Oh come on...I can get out of this! I've practiced for this kind of thing!
>Izuku proceeds to jump up against the wall, what he intended to do was to jump from wall to wall and get away...but what he ended up doing is ramming face first against the wall. This causes him to pathetically fall back down to earth, letting the steel pokemon beat the ever loving shit out of him.
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>>10370662
furry machine broke
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>>10370624
If you really look at it from our perspective, it always puts as at ease to know we have a good path for a new host to take, especially for head hour hosts which are very much valued, not just myself but the other hosts in the community.

I suppose the basic hosting tips can be given in the threads, I'll make another offer when you need something deeper.

Anyways.

HG is a community revolving around the HG Simulator and Avatar posting, most of the time RP, which you will be praised for being good at. On the fringe are memes and anonymous shitposting, which are best ignored until you understand them.

Good luck on promoting your personality, I hope your thread presence will be enjoyed by many.
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>>10370574
I'm still not sure what I'm doing...but I'm not dead yet so I'll take that as a good sign!
>>10370630
I bet she's a villain who changed her title just to mess with everyone. I almost fell for it.
>>10370650
>are furries even real
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>>10370678
You gotta work on your training.
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THUNDER
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>>10370630
(The host attempts to pantomime commentary, but no one can see them. This plan fails.)
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>>10370695
THUNDER
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>>10370697
well, would you look at the time....

DRAW!
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>>10370697
>You humbly offer the host your services as a co-commentator, to liven up the action a little bit as the game reaches its climax.
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>>10370617
Trying to get all the info out of me you can, hm? Fine, fine, as long this gets me on the trail again quicker. First and foremost, what did this friend of yours look like? I've got a glimpse of many in these parts, perhaps a memory can come to light.
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>>10370706
-CATS HOOOOOO
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>>10370693
I could've sworn I got the wall jumping down...
I guess you're right, anon. I really have to work on that.
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Who do you like, HG?
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>>10370729
Women, thank you.
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>>10370724
>Gives a muffin.
You'll get it. Don't rush and don't be hard on yourself.
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>>10370729
Bitches.
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>>10370697
>The feast makes its appearance.

>>10370715
(The host throws a paper wrapped around a rock. The paper reads "Yes")
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>>10370729
Begins with "e" and ends with "veryone"
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>>10370729
I can't really say for sure! Most people can't see me because I'm a spirit.
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>>10370729
Everyone except Bolin.
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>>10370729
Most people, I suppose.
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>>10370729
The cute girl in the pink dress
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>>10370729
I've been here for a little while now, and I can honestly say you all seem like pretty cool people
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>>10370697
>Jupiter kind of just windmills her arms with her eyes closed until she hits something/someone.
I can't believe that worked...hic! I gotta tell Neptune!
>>10370755
Wait, you're not a knife block...
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>>10370729
Garnet desu. She's pretty cool.
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>>10370813
>Garnet
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>>10370755
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>>10370746
>The Hero sheepishly takes the muffin and gives the anon a nervous looking grin.
I guess you're right...I gotta learn how to take it easy.
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>>10370716
>You recall to the man that she's short, though not as short as you; has medium-length brown, wavy hair; and is as sweet as sugar in molasses. She also answers to "Tricky," because it seems her parents hated her.

>>10370755
>You've got the green light, so you clear your throat, peruse the action, and begin your commentary:
>WOWEE IT'S THE FEAST, EVERYONE, AND WITH ONLY ELEVEN TRIBUTES LEFT, IT LOOKS TO BE A BLOODY ONE!
>Though, perhaps not. The first three tributes all have problems with their steaks, which given the current situation, should be the least of their worries. But, people are strange, you suppose. You wonder if they could send a steak your way, since this commentary so far is making you feel absolutely famished!
>As for the next two...oops, there's the blood! One tributes, a hated PANDEMONIUM member, is stabbed to death by a Gal. You could not be happier at the faction which was on the receiving end! Unfortunately, there's still two more. Two birds with one stone later, perhaps? Everyone will find out!
>Meanwhile, a teamkill! Gasp! In the Good Vibes, no less! You had taken them to be the most "chill" faction, but that's apparently not the case. The sound of gargling blood is a sight to behold for everyone.
>And finally...wait, is that...?
>It is! It's Tricky! And she refuses to go to the Feast alongside two other girls. You wonder if they have a gal pact to not go. Either way, it was a good decision given the lack of edible steak and abundance of sharp blades.
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>>10370729
So far whoever I have talked to seemed cool to me. Wish I could talk to more though.
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>>10370820
>Johnny is set-up on a small building, watching tricky as she stops at a 7-Eleven

I've got you in my sights. You're not killing me again.
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>>10370843
I'll talk to you. Hey.

You're pretty cool.
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>>10370820
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>>10370825
That's right. You still have your whole life ahead of you.
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>>10370657
> Knowing the bug wouldn't give him back his belt, Seth went backstage trying his hardest to keep his pants up and changed them with a new pair fitting a tighter belt on his waist
You made me waste 17 mins of my time, but at least now nobody can play pantsing on yours truly.
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>>10370843
>Waves hand in front of your face
>She seemly gets no response

Looks like I'm still invisible!

Not like anyone who wants to talk can just start it off right away when they're put on the spot.
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>>10370729
Everybody buuuuuuuuuut...Hmm...I guess whoever doesn't like me. I wish I could give you a name, but they never tell me they don't like me in ava!

>>10370846
>>10370820
>She continues walking, unaware of Johnny's presence. It's only a matter of time, before a final confrontation between the two.

>>10370866
>And just like that, the final confrontation is had.
J-Johnny, wait! I didn't mean to kill ya earlier, I m-must've mistaken you for someone else! Please, wait-
>Tricky is shot in the head by the gun Johnny wielded.
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>>10370729
i would but he's in the thread right now
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>>10370820
>As for the day after the Feast, two tributes watch two others through the sights of guns and have the perfect opportunity to go for the kill. They don't however, which strikes you as odd. Only one of them had an allegiance to any faction, so it wasn't the risk of betrayal that stopped them. Maybe they finally learned basic human empathy and had an epiphany that killing others for personal gain is objectively morally wrong?
>Naaaaaah.
>Meanwhile, a guy and a gal play some cards. They seem to be hitting it off quite well. Is that love in the air?
>And finally, mail time! Mail time! Who got what mail, Misuzu? You hope there's a postcard from home within that pile.

>>10370866
>>10370902
>Wow, what a "heroine," running into a stupid dead end. What a stupid dumbass, and you're not just saying that since a fellow Monochrome killed her, nope, no siree.
>Has Misuzu killed anyone? You're not certain, but Johnny just did, and...
>He killed Tricky? The bastard! But, now that she's respawned, you run over to say hi to her while congratulating her on making it so far. Thus ends your commentary, since you've left the host to his own devices again.
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>>10370866
>Tricky finishes buying groceries and she walks down the street.
>She spots Johnny from a distance and immediately starts, running. Unfortunately, she runs into a dark, inescapable alley.

I couldn't arrange a tribal ceremony, Tricky. Sorry about that.

>Johnny pulls a gun from his waist and splatters her killer's brains on the wall behind her.
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tfw you'll never be a sexual tyrannosaur
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>>10370922
ikrtf
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>>10370866

>>10370826
>The host forgot to thank the Mayor for his delightful co-commentary on the last slide, and remedies that now.
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>>10370933
And so my reign of crime and terror ends.

Probably for the best.
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>>10370933
>The host would like to note that we're down to the final four.
>This next slide COULD be it.
>But it's probably not...
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tryhard rp is the worst kind of rp
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>>10370853
Thaaanks.

>>10370896
I'll talk to you right now.
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>>10370918
Hmm? Who's that?
>Tricky turns to the direction the Mayor is running towards her from, and identified his form as her friend!
Oh, Mayor! There you are, I haven't seen you since the game started! From the looks of it, you look kinda worn out...Were you, wait, looking for me?
>She picks the small cutie up, and hugs him tightly.
You did really good out there, buddy.
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>>10370826
>Gant closes his eyes as he concentrates, trying to trace the description to whatever girl he had in his thought chamber.
>Suddenly, a memory comes to light, one of an event that happened not long before.
>While he was dragging across the dirty earth at high speeds by a horse, due to one very rude individual, he remembers catching a glance at one of the small ghost towns.
>He recalls a girl getting knocked out cold by the rifle of another.
Mr...
>He glances at the mans sash, adorned with the word "mayor"
Mayor. What this friend of yours, by any chance, wearing pink? A dress, to be more specific?
>sorry for late reply
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>>10370977
Example?
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>>10370977
Such as?
>inb4 you won't point it out like every other anon
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>>10370977
>>10370999
anon's rp is fucking terrible desu
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>>10370894
>The bird was happy knowing that it was the new heavyweight champion.
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>>10370996
>>10370999 >>10370826
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>>10370996
>>10370999

>>10370983
>>10370918
>>10370921
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>>10370975
There's only three of you left!
Oh... I .. I figured out how to turn this thing on.
... That's... awkward. Either way! Boy howdy! This has been quite the game so far!

>>10370953
You done did good kid.
>The host winks to Johnny.
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>>10370999 (checked)
something something cut it to 20 words or less
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>>10371019
stop rigging
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>>10371019
Rigged.
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>>10370975
Oh no...did I really just do that?
>She frantically turns her head to both sides.
Doesn't look like anyone saw...
>She walks away slowly and pretends nothing happened.
>>10371019
Hmm...you could...help me fix the sirens back at the camp, maybe?
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>>10371014
>posts low quality, uninspired response

lol nice rp

>actually makes an effort to do something better

lol stop trying

fuck off
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>>10371014
>thinking I'm forcing myself to RP
I'm having a blast anon, stop being a cunt
I haven't had a slide RP like that since 2015, it was awesome.
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>>10370983
>As opposed to the hug attack from earlier, this is just a plain ol' hug. She can see the tips of your curled mouth as you smile ear-to-ear in her presence.
>You've been looking all over for her, even interrogating an old man about her whereabouts. Speaking of which...

>>10370993
>You say yes but also shoo the man away since you've found Tricky, no thanks to him. Then you turn back to her.

>>10370983
>Briefly, the smile you have descends into a frown, though she can't see it. You didn't do all that well at all, really. You never do in these games. It's a terrible curse. At least you were able to commentate them, though, so that's something! And you think you did really well!
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>>10370982
Oh! Well, well, how direct of you to say so.

>She sits at a table.
>Two cups of tea are ready.

My name is Hachikuji Mayoi. I'm a spirit who passed away under unfortunate circumstances, but living happily as I am. Soon I'll have lived as a ghost longer than I've been alive.

So, what's up with you?
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>>10371026
>>10371031
I swear to you this isn't rigged, Watch as this pulse pounding slide comes right at you!

... I don't hear any... What?
OH COME ON!
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>>10371019
Turn what on?
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>>10371039
>tryhard paragraph
>good rp
>>
>talking to my best internet friend
>"what are you doing lately"
>"nothing just hg"
>"what's that?"
Should I spill the beans?
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>>10371062
One of us! One of us! One of us!
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>>10371062
no

say you been watching the actual movies
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>>10371062
sure just be chill about it dude
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>>10371062
ONE OF US
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>>10371062
>haha yeah i pretend to be like an anime girl or like a character from a movie or something on the internet haha
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>>10371062
No I did it once and it was a terrible idea, I thought it would be fun at the time but he hasn't stopped making fun of me for RPing, don't
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>>10371050
Wait, why am I teaming up with you? You're the enemy!
>>10371062
>that sounds like a really bad idea
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>>10371062
No, you'll regret it
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>>10371083
>teases you for rping
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>>10371081
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>>10371071
cancer
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>>10371014
The only bad RP is the ones that try to make the ava seem better and stronger than what the events actually describe.

Like spinning neutral situations on their favor, or RPing in others behalf, which is even worse.
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>>10371060
>But...you thought you commentated the action quite well.
>What did you do wrong? More emphasis? More focus on overall arcs? More free "I Played the Murderous Games and All I Got Was This Stupid T-Shirt" shirts after your marketing deal goes through?
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>>10371083
>Implying this actually happened.
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>>10371070
>>10371071
>>10371072
>>10371074
>>10371081
>>10371083
>>10371085
>>10371089
Fuck it I'm spilling the beans.

It'll be fine, he makes fan fiction as his hobby so he can't say shit to me
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>>10371051
The commentary!

>>10371050
This game continued... In the next thread!!

>>10371106
>>10371106
>>10371106
>>10371106
>>10371106
>>10371106
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>>10371102
Examples?
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>>10371102
>Like spinning neutral situations on their favor

Can you give an example of this?
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>>10371110
cool beans anon
good luck
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>>10371110
Fan fiction is the gateway drug to roleplaying, which is what I've heard on the streets. With luck we might even have a newfriend, you know those people that we're in such desperate need for. Even better if they can see me.
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>>10371047
>By some sudden turn of events, it seems this odd individual has found the one he was in search for.
Well then, guess there's no need to think much harder. If everything is back into the place, I'll finally be on my way.
>Gant returns to the road he was previously on, and begins to walk to wherever he was heading towards. But he decides to turn back to the mayor, giving his last words.
Hey now, let's try our best to keep out of each other's trails, because I certainly want to prevent an event such as this from happening again in the future.
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>>10369234
Went and got my hopes up... I thought this was going to be about space travel.
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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