/ERP/ Thread Extra Thicc Edition Previous: >>10360262

First for comfiness

>>10363765
Do you ava Hilda? If so, would you like a wild encounter with a feral Pokemon?

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>>10363647 (Nina)
(Exactly. It's much harder and takes much longer, but there's nothing quite like laying down your favorite large girl and trying to give her a backrub, even if your small hands feel more like acupuncture needles than like soft waving motions on her skin. After all, she's worth it, and it's probably not something she's likely to ever experience.)
(Do not bully a smol. We may be hard to see, but just because we are, we're much better at making out presence known! Plus we'rereally good at hiding in places you'd never expect, depending on how smol.)
>>10363667 (Owain)
(That's true on both counts, but I've never seen an adventurer who made it more than a few days with a savings either, lotta booze, parties, and good food. Glad to see you're such a gentleman about it as well, given that it's hard for her to do anything in retaliation. After all, she might accidentally kill the poor man, and that'd make much more work for her hubby.)

>>10363818
Not interested in Pokephilia? Fair enough.

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>>10363786
(It's all about compartmentalizing. Maybe you wouldn't be able to do a full backrub without it taking up the entirety of your day, but a proper neck massage would still be more than enough to please someone who'd never gotten a proper one before. So long as it's from their favorite smol, I'm certain that any contact would be welcomed. After all, the beeg wouldn't be able to do the same without risking some serious injuries.)
(And I'm not bullying the smols! Well, the giant girl won't, in any case. She's too friendly for that. Bullying is what Jabberwock is for.)

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>>10363786
(Not one to partake in the devil's water and usually only spending money on lodging, equipment upkeep and some occasionally less than pure pleasures of the flesh. I'm sure that with enough proper care and planning that magical tailor will be in no danger...As long as he doesn't attempt to cop a feel while he's getting the measurements. Sandworms do like to eat, you know.)

>>10363724
I'd find it real hard to say no to a bit of thicc.

>>10363724
Pochaco never fail to make me diamond.

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>>10363829
(You're speaking nonsense, dear. If it's worth doing, it's worth doing properly, even if that means spending the entire day making her coo as her skin gets rubbed until all the tightness in her muscles turns into wobbly gelatin. But it's good to hear that she's going to be such a nice beeg girl. I'm sure she'll have droves of men trying to cuddle against her, and be more than able to accommodate a whole group keeping against her cuddly body.)
(Jabberwocks are for bully? But they're so cute! Why wouldn't you want to treat her like a princess, like the proper dragon she descended from?)
>>10363861
(That's true, she's such a big girl, I bet she's voracious. Could literally eat a horse. Possibly an enemy one. Possibly a friendly one. It's very hard to tell when you're underground. But all this talk of sandworms is making me want to rewatch the Tremors movies.)

>>10363930
Alright.

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>>10363925
(I heard the Tremors and thought of that sorta popular band, don't think I saw that movie. When I hear sandworm I either think of Baldur's gate or Bettlejuice.)

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>>10363925
(Oh, of course. I'm just certain that she'd be much too kind to ask you to dedicate yourself to such a task. Besides, she's a little impatient. As good as it would feel, she wouldn't be able to take it for too long before she got a little restless and asked her small friend if she wanted to wrestle or go fishing by leaping into a lake.)
(And I meant that Jabber is the one doing the bullying, you silly smug. All of those eyes are prime targets for poking.)

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>>10363961
(No no, it's a very old Sci-fi B movie. Maybe I should've gone with something more recognizable like the sarlacc or Dune.)
>>10364002
(Oh dear, I'm sure something like that would definitely make some waves and give a good show. But that's what makes it the best, making an impatiebt girl wait as you dote on her! It's a gentler form of teasing.)
(Rude. Do not poke eyes walking mouth. That'd be like saying your tongues are ripe for pinching and tugging. They're hard enough to keep not covered in cum when you give tentacle jobs. You'll put an eye out, kid.)

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>>10364056
(All the same, she's quick to get a little rowdy. Besides, it's significantly harder to make her wait. After all, you're a small friend, which means the only real danger you pose is if you fall off and hurt yourself. Go too long without her permission and all she needs to do is scoop you up in her cupped palms and walk off somewhere else she wants to be.)
(And mouths are more useful than eyes, cyclops. You've got plenty to spare. Cum in a mouth is fair game, but cum in an eye is an infection.)

>>10364098

Jabberwock? The thing from Lewis Carroll? Wow, is that version from a game or something?

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>>10364056
(Never heard of that one. I have heard of Dune and sarlacc is the beasty from Star Wars, is it not? Either way I might have to give it a look see when I do my monthly watching of movies.)

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>>10364098
(Rowdy is fun, but scooping up a small friend and carrying them before they finished doing is bound to get some puffage, like a small child being picked up by the nape. Though I suppose not much can be done but enjoy the jiggling ride at that point.)
(Maybe for a Jabberwock they are, but that's because your glowing eyes hold nothing but rage. For a cyclopean wonder, the eyes are the most sensual of organs, and there's nothing more sexy than eye contact. With all 11.)
>>10364143
(It's definitely more comedic than it is anything else, but be prepared for it, it's really, really bad. That one old, dated CGI and puppets. And yeah, that would be it, the one that ate Bob's Fett like 3 different times. It's very bad at its job.)

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>>10364187
*Boba , fuck you phone I know I taught you better than this.

Here's an exercise prompt for lurkers to think about while things aren't happening. Pick a character from a series you know and erp with them, but as the opposite of their personality. Could be fun.

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>>10364187
(Terrible movies are some of the best things to watch for me. I remember I watched a movie called Killer Mermaid and 90% of the thing was some strange fisherman killing people when they went to the bathroom. Maybe the sarlacc has a lovable tongue woman inside that Boba Fett sweet talked into letting him go and saying that he'd be right back after she released him?)

Is this monster girl hour or something?
Not that's a bad thing or anything. In fact, it's great!

>>10364212
So post pictures of a character and fuck as a random person. Brilliant.

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>>10364125
(The very same, yes. This one's from Monster Girl Encyclopedia, as is the Gazer that's also in this thread I usually try to play her with the same musicality to the language that was in Alice, but I know my first few sessions with her didn't quite have it down.)

>>10364187
(Actually, now that you mention it, it'd be more like a child that was big enough to pick up its own mother. Obviously going to cause some problems when it comes time to be patient or when she's in need of some discipline for walking through a farmer's field and accidentally stomping down all of the crops.)
(And you underestimate the power of a dozen mouths. The sensuality of licking a man all over his body, kissing him while giving him a blowjob, all of which is being performed by one of the most powerful dragons in the land? Completely different, and undeniably better.)

>>10364217
(We're a little dead, so it's either nothing or just chit-chat. I'm working on folders in-between posts, so now would be a good time to take care of something like that.)

Good morning, dear /erp/. I am now comfy, refreshed and eager for a cute chubby girl to sit on my face (and possibly bully me)

>>10364242
>random
>exact opposite of the character's personality
>what the character normally wouldn't be like

>>10364289
Me too, but I'm probably bad a RPing, or at least being consistent.

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>>10364215
(So bad it's good movies are the best. If you can manage to stomach more than one, there's two sequels I believe. The second introduces a new evolution called ass-blasters. Try saying thay out loud without laughing. Those poor, poor actors. Maybe, but we've seen the inside of the sarlacc pit, so she must've been hiding.)
>>10364217
(Monster girl hour with only two monster girls? We need an entire menagerie anon.)
>>10364249
(Oh jeez, she's a large child too? That just means she's perfect for snuggling and positive reinforcement and climb on top of her head to give headpats to. But keeping her out of trouble is going to be difficult, yes.)
(You underestimate the power of a good, old-fashioned hand job as tentacle eyelashes give butterfly kisses to a cockhead. Licking him all over isn't necessary when you can give him a weightless feeling and let him experience a true, zero g blowjobs, handy, or if he's /really/ good, a proper fuck)

>>10364249

That's a cool idea.

And she's a babe. I'd snicker-snack that.

Let me get a uhh

boneless pizza b

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Welcome to bird up, the worst show on television! Let's blog anoncchis!

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>>10364351
(Not a literal child, just very childish and impulsive. She's also not the brightest bulb in the box, which certainly won't help to reign her in. But she'll respond to gentle, positive reinforcement better than anything else. Especially cuddles. She gets a little scared at night time.)
(Move an inch too far and all of a sudden you have pre-cum in your eye. That's another infection. A tongue can offer the exact same pleasure of a little, gentle flick as well as a long, lewd stroke along the entire shaft. Face, it, four-by-four eyes. You're out of your league.)

>>10364376
(Snicker-snack is my favorite word whenever I play Jabber. I always have the poem open whenever I write with her just to make sure I've got the right word in mind. Not to mention that time I thought "brillig" meant "brilliant".)

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>>10364351
(She's probably just shy. Hiding behind one of those giant car sized teeth with her diary clutched to her chest and her eyes occasionally darting out to see if any cute male she's eaten made it in alive for her to talk to.)
(Been a riveting conversation with you Gazer but I have to be heading out. Keep being lewd at work and keeping all the anons enraptured by your overwhelming smugness.)

>>10364318
Aka not roleplaying the person at all and just slapping their name on top

>Hilda got banned
LOL

>>10364460
The hell for?

>>10364289
I'd rp but I'm mediocre and suck in general

>>10364462
Either day did some shit in /trash/, or they broke a big global rule and got all their posts removed. Then again, they could've just deleted their posts so that they wouldn't lead anons on.

>>10364342
>>10364471
Everyone starts somewhere, my friends. I still don't think I'm very good at ERPing, I don't post huge, detailed sentences or anything. I just write what I feel and I think that usually translates decently into feelings of passion and lust.

>>10364486
Isn't there like a really short window to delete your own posts, though? Like 20-30 minutes or something.

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>>10364427
(Oh my, that must be the cutest thing I've ever heard. Things go bump in the night though, so all you have to do is knit her an incredibly large safety blanket and be her teddy bear while simultaneously trying not to get crushed.)
(You assume that gazers are so fragile. Unlike most monsters, our hostility hasn't been removed, if they're in that much danger, we'll just disintegrate it midair. Aye, that they can, but they'll just never quite compare to the unique feeling of a ridged, slimy tentaclepussy, much as I know you're not a fan of tentacles in general. I'll never concede to you, ya overgrown newt.)
>>10364440
(Of course, and have a good day yourself there, hungry hungry handies. I'll warm up some extra smugness for them though)

>>10364498
I've done both simple and 1300+ character replies. I prefer simple, but I haven't had any luck in my RPs lately and lost my confidence

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>>10364422

Hey, haven't I seen you in /v/?

>>10364427

Reminds me of Harvey Birdman.
>Names "Dvd."
>Dvd?
>David. Removed the vowels to save time.
>BRLLNT!

>>10364511
Yes there is. I think 25 minutes was the time limit. I can't tell when they deleted it though, or if they deleted it on time, seeing as the posts are a little more than an hour old.

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>>10364542
Yeah baby! I'm all over the place, so you could've seen me damn near anywhere hon.

>>10364422
I love bird up!!

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>>10364574
Well it doesn't love you, it's unrequited as fuuuuck! Get with the program dude!

>>10364535
Me too, personally. What do you mean by no luck? Keep in mind a lot of ERPing is just timing, sometimes people are busy, or certain people that would be interested in what you like aren't around at that time. Doesn't mean there aren't people that like it

>>10364595
That's the best part of the show, dude!! Bird Up doesn't care about anything but being the best at being the worst show on television!

>>10364563

Thought so. How ya been, Shiki?

>>10364595
>Stares at the packy

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>>10364517
(All that matters is that you hold her close at night. Her small friends are good at fighting off the dangers, even if they don't believe in themselves. So long as she's there, they can do anything to keep her safe from all of the beasties in the woods.)
(And fine, I suppose some of the lesser monster girls just don't know when to quit. If your superiority is something you still want to falsely believe, I'll leave you to your delusions.)

>>10364542
(Contractions and portmanteaus are the foundations of Jabberwocky.)

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>>10364608
Well as long as you stay terrible, we'll stay terrible here on bird up! I'm shiki, and this fucking totes garbo tv, YA HEARD?

>>10364615
Preeeetty good. Sat around and had lunchies with the girls, bored outta my mind after all that. How you been dude?

>>10364622
>Noms part of the packy

>>10364604
>D3 design
Hell no.

>>10364651
I HEARD! BIRD UP!

>>10364651

I'm fine. Having a burger for lunch, just chilling. Slow day.

>>10364651
>Leans a little closer to the packy. He always wanted to know how it felt to play the pocky game. Did he say pocky, he meant packy

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>>10364631
(I don't think there'd be much holding a girl as big as she sounds. More clinging to or laying on. But the beasties ain't got nothing a seasoned adventurer can't plan for!)
(I'm a tenacious little anklebiter, but I'd never claim superiority, too lazy to defend the title. But far too proud to be called inferior by some bastardized love potion science experiment of a dragon gone wrong. Or horribly right.)

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>>10364682
Burgers are awesome. I like having one when I wanna feel fat for a bit. Don't eat them too much, or you can't boogie with me.

>>10364683
>Wiggles the pocky in her mouth, taunting you with it.

>>10364724
IT'S PACKY NOT POCKY™©® GET IT RIGHT OR GET SUED

>>10364724
>He lunges forward, taking the other end of the pocky into his mouth, nibbling. He had enough courage to take the first step, but now he's very slowly nibbling it away

This is a stick-up, /erp/! Give me all your cute chubby girls with fat butts, NOW!

And sit them on my face

>>10364724

Aww, but I love burgers. But okay. Wanna boogie now?

>>10364768
God damnit qt butt sniff anon!

>>10364603
I get shut down pretty often even if all I do is complement their character. I also get very self conscious when I see others who are much better than I am. Or show up late and the Ava is overwhelmed. My timing and luck sucks in general

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>>10364684
(Well, holding and holding onto are close enough to one another for her to be okay with it. So long as you snuggle up to her and promise to keep her safe through the night, that's what counts.)
(I suppose there's no use talking to a brick wall, although all of those eyes do make one certifiably uglier than the wall in question. Smaller and less useful than a brick wall, now that I think about it. But I suppose I can't blame you for wanting to measure up to one of the Queen's highest-ranking members of the royal lineup.)

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>>10364768
>sits

>>10364776
Aw dangit

>>10364779
Hey don't worry too much about it, some people's styles just might not mesh with yours. Don't worry too much if some people seem better, either. It's not a competition, people are just here for fun and enjoyment!

>>10364796
Now we're talkin.

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>>10364770
If you're up for it. Got nothin' else to do, so we can get to it. If I gotta leave outta nowhere though, don't blame me.

>>10364767
>Continues to nibble towards you, eventually meeting your lips.

>>10364826

Yeah, I imagine hip girl like you is usually pretty busy. Hip and quite sexy, if I may add.

>>10364826
>They kiss on the lips. This is way more embarrassing than he thought it'd be

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>>10364782
(Oh my. That's a big green. It even has floppy ears too. And look at the puff! How could you not protect that smile? And she's so squidgy! She probably makes a great pillow/bed.)
(I don't have to measure up, I know you've got the height advantage you Godzilla-lite. But what I lack in height I make up for in moxie and real wifely abilities, something a brute like you clearly has no concept of in that dinosaur brain. Plus, I don't even have to touch a man to make him spew his goo. No muss, no fuss.)

>>10364812
A lot of people can disconnect a lot better than I can. I'm tough on myself to a horrible level at times. I wish I could take things as casually as others

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>>10364847
>Holy fuck what a grandpa.
Yeah, it's a pretty fuckin' lit time dude. You uh, need to get ready or something, or are you rarin' to go?

>>10364853
>She continues the kiss for a little while longer and then pulls away, smiling. She pulls out another stick and puts it in her mouth.
Wanna try it again, anoncchi?

>>10364872
Just don't stress too much about it! Focus on enjoying it! It's quite anonymous, after all.

>>10364882

Ready when you are, Shiki.
>he clicks on some music

>>10364882
>He blushes, quietly slipping the other end of the stick into his mouth. He does his best to keep his eyes open this time as he slowly inches to her lips

>>10364854
>Silently tiptoeing behind the cute little monster as she's becomes engrossed in her conversation, his own voice suddenly cuts loudly through their own with a squeal of glee.
Little sis!
>Before she even has time to react, he already has her scooped up off her feet, her tiny body trapped in a warm and tight bear hug as he begins spinning her round and round with his cheek mashed right up against her own.

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>>10364854
(More incentive to spend the night. After all, small friends deserve to be paid back for their kindness. Although most usually request things that are a bit more carnal in nature.)
(And I'm not just talking about height, Oculittle. You're outclassed in moxie and wifely duties are for weak-willed monsters that wouldn't last a minute out in the real world. Settling down with a man who has control over you just so you can put on your smug look and brag about how you're under his thumb? Learn how to breathe aphrodisiacs and you might have a chance at actually being considered anywhere on my level.)

>>10364872
(The trick is to remember that there aren't really any serious consequences if you mess something up. The worst that'll happen is somebody says they didn't enjoy it, or some shitposter comes along and starts greentexting a few of your lines. You learn fast what's legitimate critique of your work and what's just someone being an asshole for a laugh. It's just a matter of experience in knowing when to ignore something and when to actually listen to what the person has to say so you can be better laters. Odds are if they're going to be rude to you on your first session with them just because you weren't up to their standards, you probably don't want to RP with them anyway.)

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Let me see your whore diary.

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>>10364768

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Why the hell does this turn me on so much?

>>10364946
What does it say about me that the only thing that upsets me about this is how much easier it would have been for her if she did this in Excel

>>10364955
Exactly like that! Perfect! Now just go ahead and plant that on my face for about an hour please

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>>10364919
>She gets undressed and stands before you in her birthday suit, performing the "well, what is it?" pose.
You got the stones, so bring it on. Or however GZA said it.

>>10364920
>Giving him a sultry look, she tries to embarrass him. Murmuring and moaning, she eventually reaches his lips again and plants a big kiss.

>>10364965
Silly anon, whores don't excel.

>>10364956
ERP : What Really Happens

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Hello anons. I'm CIA

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>>10364992

>>10364980

(Man, I suck. I legitimately thought you meant dancing.)
You got it.
>he looks her up and down, marvelling at how shapely she is as he strips down too
You have an amazing body, Shiki.
>he approaches her and starts by pecking her on the lips

>>10365014
Nice try, FBI.

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Is any ava planning to pick her up?

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>>10364992
get the fuck outta here

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>>10364931
>The little monster squirms and squeals in the man's grasp, her tiny hands prying at his hugging arms as she screams out, tentacles slapping across his back.
LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!
>Her small body can't get free, but she sees the familiar face and the single main eye immediately turns into a scowl as she starts to punch into his chest with her tiny hands.
PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT YOU FILTHY HUMIE.
>>10364940
(Taking advantage of such an innocent cute? I would never! Most I'd ask for is a playful kiss of her to lay down so I could pet her.)
(Who says he's the one in control? You really think a man can hold down all that much smug? Having a husband is like having your own personal manservant, he gives you food, a place to stay, and he worships the ground you walk on, or in my case don't. I don't have to spit aphrodisiacs, I can just look a man in the eyes and make him mine if I really feel the need. No reason to resort to casbah tactics either.)

>>10365034
Don't know who she is, but I like what I see.

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>>10365047
Gas. Bag. Tactics.

Led Zeppelin is the greatest of all time.

>>10365034
I'll pick her up and swing her around by her cow tits.

>>10364980
>He's back to closing his eyes in embarrassment, his face burning red. Her perfume keeps tickling his nose

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>>10364992
I'm cackling

>>10365070
No, it was The Monkees. Huge influence on Black Sabbath.

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>>10365047
>HUMIE
OI BOYZ. THE ONE EYE KNOWS ABOUT THE HUMIES!
(I couldn't help myself.)

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>>10365111
https://youtu.be/y61DLw88dBA

>>10365091
>Pinches the Fronk.

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>>10365047
>>10365067
(Bull doesn't mind. It's just a favor for some small friends, after all. But headpats would definitely be uncharted territory. I'm sure she'd love them, but it would be something she's unaccustomed to. It's one thing to have someone fuck you, but it's another ballpark entirely for someone to ruffle your hair or pat your ears.)
(You speak of men as though you're the one in control, when the majority of self-respecting adventurers could pick you up by the eyestalk and have you tossed on the street before you even knew it. You rely on cheap intimidation with nothing to back it up. It only works in the long term when you, say, have the power of a noble dragon at your dispersal. As it stands, you're a glorified cluster of prideful eyeballs with no foundation.)

>>10365047
>Try as she might, it was clear that her brother's grasp was as strong as his love, the arms draped across her lithe midriff like two bars of iron as the two continue swinging wildly around the room. And it's clear that a mere hug wouldn't satisfy his affections either. His face not even wincing in the slightest ounce of pain with every rough smack across his back, the only thing that changes is its position, turning sideways and peppering her cheek with a barrage of kisses in conjunction with his spinning hug.
I told you I'd love my little sis the next time I saw her when she least expected it!

>>10365130
I like you.

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>>10365022
>She just rolls her eyes and pushes you onto the bed. She then straddles you and sits on your stomach.
Sorry about the roughness anoncchi, I just wanna get down to business.
>She starts pecking you on the lips.

>>10365079
>She goes to grab another pocky, but bypasses it and kisses you on the lips again.

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>>10365143
>Marshmallowy cheeks squish under the anon's fingers, followed by a little grumble.

>>10364887
If I could learn not to stress it would be a huge benefit, but I think I'm not wired that way.

>>10364940
Thanks, but external shitposting isn't my concern. My self confidence is lower than crap under a boot. That's why I haven't asked for a session since I played with your Nidoqueen

>>10365185

Oof!
Heh, I have no problem with that.
>he holds her close and gives her pecking kisses, occasionally adding slow, passionate ones inbetween
>he let's out a soft moan as his cock is quickly reaching full length

>>10365034
Wasn't SNK talking about her?

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>>10365232
Ding! That's what Shiki likes to see!
>She grabs his member and slides it inside her, taking it all the way to the base. Grabbing his shoulders for support, she starts polishing his rod.

>>10365209
>Anon presses his dick against the soft cheeks, dickslapping her a few times.

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>>10365151
(Exactly my point, sometimes the playful things can be far more fun than the lewdness. I'll look forward to seeing this big cute stomping around and causing a ruckus)
(You act like physical strength is the only strength there is, dragon. There was a point were beholder were feared more than even dragons for their magical prowess, and though I may be nerfed, I'm still no slouch in combat. I make up for it in large range, and these eyes aren't just good for looking. It's just hard to take things meant to kill and make them only harm, but my kiting game is still strong, and you're too big to match my maneuverability.)
>>10365156
>She pushes away his face, little slime covered fingers digging into his mouth as she pries herself away from the man's puckered face. She continues to snark and growl at him like a trapped animal while her eyestalks flow out behind her and glare. She opens up her mouth, filled with razor sharp teeth as one hand slaps him across the face.
AND I SAID I'D HURT YOU IF YOU DID, SO PUT ME DOWN BEFORE I BITE.

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>>10365178
(I like me too, but I think Necrons/Mechanicus are better)

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>>10365225
(In that case, I'd imagine you have even less to worry about. Considering how most people get caught up on anonymous opinions of themselves, you're already one step ahead by only having yourself to worry about. And like I said, all you really need to concern yourself with is whether or not you're doing a good enough job for the other person. If they're satisfied, it means you're doing well. if you, personally, don't like your writing, keep practicing and doing sessions until you learn how to write even better than before. I believe I've had this conversation with you before at some point, because I remember pointing out how I never really had a bad Nidoqueen session. In the end, I think all you ought to be looking out for is that people have a positive opinion of your writing at best, and a neutral opinion of it at worst.)

>>10365290
(She doesn't mean to cause a ruckus! She just gets excited sometimes, and then things wind up breaking, or getting stepped on, or getting sat on! These things just happen at random, there's no pattern to them!)
(And physical strength is a large part of it, yes. But The Jabberwock is smarter, faster, and less easy to break than any faux-tough eyeball monster. A beholder is useless the second someone actually bothers jamming a rock into it. The creature's one massive target. You're a multitude of small ones. Not enough of a difference to be worth my effort.)

>>10365298
I only like necrons due to them being able to fuck over everyone with their revival ability.
Space wolfs are better than all of them tho.

>>10365267

Whoa, man, you really are direct! That's hot.
>her actions cause him to automatically thrust his hips upward, slamming into her with every move
You are so hot...
>he picks up the pace, his hips going higher off the bed with each thrust
>this felt incredible

>>10363724
Am I the only one who thinks this character is too thick? There's another character from the exact same series that has appropriate levels of thick but no one seems to care about them.

Someone explain it to me.

>>10365290
>The features decorating his unnaturally gleeful face remaining unchanging save for the reddened handprint slowly fading into existence across his dimpled cheek, he lets reality set in for a moment at the bearing of her shark-like rows of teeth, his head retreating back but never relenting on the ironclad grasp he had on her abdomen. The tiny monster essentially weightless under the control of the much larger man, he lifts her up high, nuzzling his face right in the small of her back away from her practical bear trap of a mouth, his actions finally beginning to slow some as he opts to just shake her tiny frame from side to side as he cuddles into the smoothness of her back.

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>>10365283
>The little 'pap pap' sounds of his member hitting the peachy flesh are faint to the ear, but still manage to put an annoyed pout on Mado's face. She makes no move to stop him though, only waiting until the facial assault is finished.

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>>10365356
Great stuff anoncchi! You know how to fuck like some of the best! I can feel you smashin' the shit out of my cervix and it's like aaawesome!
>She moans and laughs while riding the rod, fondling her tits while taking it.

>>10365407
>too thick

>>10365449
After a few more soft slaps, Anon returns his dick to his pants. He girls the little girl a pat on the head and a small kiss for her services, slipping a $5 bill into her shirt.

>>10365510
Oh wow that was dumb of me. Sorry Fronk.

>>10365407
Sometimes I can like Pochaco art, but often times she's just way too round, and loses that curviness that could make her appealing.

>>10365407
You mean Super Sonico, the main one? She's pretty nice too.

>>10365510
>>10365449
>After a few more soft slaps, Anon returns his dick to his pants. He gives the little girl a pat on the head and a small kiss for her services, slipping a $5 bill into her shirt.
(That should be better)

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>>10365322
(Of course, no pattern at all, she's not literally a bull in a China shop or anything. Or just stronger than she realizes.)
(Don't gotta be some toughie, glass cannon is the real way to be. High risk and high reward. Besides, beholders aren't quite as fragile as they look to be, and mire than just the main eye can fire you walking wall of muscle. If you're so much smarter, then maybe you should try using the grey matter some time.)
>>10365340
(It's true, that's definitely a big part of it, but I like them for their designs and some of the backstory to them)
>>10365416
A-ALRIGHT, LAST WARNING. PUT ME DOWN OR I REMOVE YOU MYSELF.
>Feeling the face sliding up against the slimy goo on her back, she starts to flop around like a fish in his embrace, her face going from pale to pink as the blush crept over it. An eye pointed down at his shoes and started to glow before the beam shot, burning a hole right through the leather and sole, but missing his toes. Her feet started to kick into him, flailing dangerously close to his groin.
NOW LET ME GOOOOOOOOOO

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>>10365545
>The smooch seems to catch her off guard even more than the dick poking, sending her face into a beet red color. The dollar bill slips down past her flat chest and out the bottom of her sweater, and the bedbug internally wonders if someone can die of enough humiliation.
...I'm not a whore. I don't need your money.
>But she's keeping it.

>>10365526
Pfffbt, it's fine

>>10365493

Not hard when its with someone as sexy as you, Shiki!
>seeing her breats bounce up and down already was driving him crazy, but now that she was fondling them he had to start pumping even faster
>he tried to see if she would climax first, but he could already feel that he was getting close to release
>he took his hands and cupped them on Shiki's ass cheeks
This is so good...

>>10365553
I guess mecha undead is appealing. Their backstory is okay. It's kinda neat, but I don't really care about it that much.

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>>10365553
(Shoot, I was going for the obvious denial joke where there is a pattern/common factor, in that it's always Bull causing untold amounts of unintentional destruction. But the bull in a china shop pun is too good for me to pass up, so I'll give points for cleverness to the small friend.)
(You act as though I haven't thought everything through long before I even take action, you diminutive bundle of cataracts. The simple fact of the matter is that my brute strength is brute enough to force most problems to stop existing. Everything that persists after that can be defeated by words. You're a problem that I don't have the heart to kill off, but I'm more than content to snap an eyestalk should you ever try to impede on my territory or steal away a man I was intending to snicker-snack.)

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>>10365611
(Also helps that they're cute as hell when drawn. Same with Mechanicus techpriests.)

>>10365553
>His cheek still firmly pressed up against the smooth dip of her back, not even caring as the tar-like substance dripping down her form sizzled and singed against his skin, eventually the wild flailing of his embrace gradually slowed to a halt, her body still stat suspended high above his chest however. But that too wouldn't last for long. Moving his hands to her tiny waist, he turns her around before gently lowering her down to his level, his tar-stained face looking at her with a warm smile as the two sat eye to literal eye. Then he simply pulls her in, his arms once again draped around her puny back as he presses the two together in a genuine hug of affection, his body still save for the hand slowly rubbing up and down along her back.
I'm sorry, sis. I just wanted a chance, is all...

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>>10365629
(If you're looking for horrible puns I can gladly steer you in the right direction. As long as you've got no beef with a few bad ones here or there. But don't worry, I'll keep an eye out for her.)
(Leave it to Queen Ghidorah over here to get territorial when she feels threatened. The same goes for you though, I find you in my mountainous stomping grounds and you might find you have one less tongue and no idea where the shot came from.)
>>10365739
(Sorry dear,but I have to be getting back to it...as cute as this is)
>The little monster puffed in his arms, still trying to squirm loose from him. On his admission and defeated tone she started to sink back, her face bright red and her eye still harshly upon him. She leaned in close while he sulked, pecking him quickly on the cheek before turning to the side.
Wh-whatever you dweeb. Just don't sneak up on me again.
>Her little cheeks puff up, and even the eyestalks seem to be giving a small hmph back at him. But she's considerably softened up in his grasp, giving him a shaky pat on the head and matting his hair down with slime.
Now put me down!

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>>10365863
>I'll keep an eye out for her.
(Alright, I think that about wraps it up for me. I can't bear to stick around anymore if that's what you're gonna be throwing out at me.)
(In all seriousness, I probably ought to get going, and it looks like you need to do the same. There are a few errands I still need to run today, as fun as it's been chatting with you. Perhaps we'll find some time to organize a session together in the future. In any case, take care!)

>>10365863
(I gotcha. Have a good day. I hope you don't mind this, by the way. I just really like cute and tender stuff.)

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>>10365909
(Eye eye, and you have a good one too dear. As far as puns go, you'll not find one person cornea than eye.)
>>10365916
(None at all, I happen to love the cute and tender things just as much as lewd. But it's time to skedaddle, so you enjoy the rest of your day!)

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>>10365946
Vale, decem

>>10365993
Are you just going to avapost?

>>10365946
Me all too often

>>10366125
Was trying to get something started, but I guess you're right. Sorry, I'll take a hike

Hey. Wake up.

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It's raining outside my window right now. Post comfy things.

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>>10365593
Great stuff, I know. I've been told like time and time again that I can fuck way better than some of those other bitches. Don't worry, I'll come back for you since you're pounding me so hard.
>She starts kissing you and driving her hips into his pelvis, trying her hardest to force out a load into her.

(Sorry, something came up)

>>10366371

(That's fine. You wanna keep going, or do you need to leave now?)

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>>10366425
(I need to leave, I'll be back in several hours, but you probably won't be here.)

>>10366434

That's fine. Thanks Shiki, you're great at this.

Post avas you want to see played

>>10366495
All of them.

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>>10366495
(Every pokemon)

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>>10366495

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>>10366495

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>>10366495

>>10366567
Who is that?

>>10366603
Older, evil saberface

Who lurking right now?

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>>10366524
>>10366495
Seconding

>>10366778
Hi.

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>>10366778

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>>10366778
The wulf man is around baby! Now Holla if you hear me!

>>10365407
Old Tsuyu ruined Sonico and ontop of that she's as generic anime girl as you can get.

>>10366495
Sanar Kochiya

>>10366524
>(Every pokemon)
Gengar ava when?

>>10366524
And less of the meme Pokemon, at that. Gardevoir, Zoroark, Nidoqueen, Delphox, they're all normie tier. Ariel's Banette/Jirachi were good for a while until they went full autism, and now it's just Mirabelle that plays Jirachi.

>>10366778
Always lurking

>>10366885
DMG?

>>10366898
Nah, nowhere near as important

>>10366884
Someone tried Lucario once. Didn't work.

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>>10366898
That ain't me but I am here.

>>10366911
>important
Gay*

>>10366911
Reveal yourself!

>>10366920
Doesn't that hair running down your face bother you?

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>>10366861
(When we get more pokemon erpers)
>>10366884
>Mirabelle that plays Jirachi.
(i'm mirabelle if you didn't notice. FP plays lucario if I remember)

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>>10366976
Not really.

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>>10366884
>meme Pokemon
I'll show you a meme

>>10366952
DMG might be super gay, but I like to think I can compete.

>>10366962
Never! I only ava once in a blue moon, anyway.

>>10367032

You tease.

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>>10366884
Would Luxray count as a meme? She's certainly not meta, being a physical electric type with a shitty movepool

>>10366778
Not me

>>10366861
Never
Although you didn't hear it from me but somebody who absolutely isn't me certainly isn't gonna try a mega-banette

>>10366988
Can you shrink me down and let me live in your tits?

Anyone who likes Pokemon lewding outside the human trainers are proven human cancer.

>>10367041
I was planning to dust off an ancient folder later today anyway, be patient anonymous.

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>>10367045
Mhmm. Not in the mood for micro right now.

>>10367061
>Not wanting to lewd females no matter what creature they are
Gay

>>10367061
What about the male trainers?

>>10367071
I don't want a session out of it or anything. I just want you to do it.

>>10367065

Ooh, any hints?

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>>10367084
>With a roll of her eyes she snaps her fingers, shrinking the anon down to a tiny size. Picking him up by the back of his shirt she stuffs the little guy between her massive tits.
Happy?

>>10367099
>Feeling the warm and smothering softness of her enormous globes of flesh as he's fit snuggly inside, he wiggles himself some more, wedging himself further inside until only his tiny head remained.
Very. Thanks, Dark. You're the best!
>And with that, so too does his head slip right in, tickling the busty mage slightly as he gives himself some room before going still and slowly drifting off to sleep surrounded by her comforting warmth.

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>>10367208
Now neither of you will be virgins.

>>10365407
>too thick
low test

>>10367042
>the source is a fart picture

>>10367273
It's Paul. You expect something that isn't a shitpost?

>>10367208
>Flushes the toilet.

So how about armpit fucking

>>10367332
i'm more of a nipple fuck kinda guy

>>10367332
Put up your arm and let's get busy. I'll let you know when to put it back down.

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POST BUTTS

>>10367332
Patrician tier

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>>10367478

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>>10367478

They say if you chant an ava's name three times, they'll stop lurking and come out to play.

>>10367486
Grody.

>>10367537
Faggot
Faggot
Faggot
Oh look, you're here

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>>10367618
It's not dirt. It's metallic skin.

>>10367537
Trixie
Trixie
Trixie

>>10367614
>>10367639
Mislink

Nina
Faye
Sponty
Kibbles
Shy
Trixie

>>10367678
in order
Sponty
Trixie
Kibbles
Nina
Shy
Faye

>>10367639
Is that what you look like naturally or is that just the normal form you decide to take?

>>10367702
wrong
Trixie
Sponty
Shy
Nina
Kibbles
Faye

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>>10367715
I'm a shapeshifter. I can just have metallic skin if I want to. This is how I normally look, so I guess this is my "normal form"

>>10367702
>>10367730
You're both retards.
Sponty
Trixie
Kibbles
Nina
Faye
Shy

>>10367743
>>10367730
>>10367702
You're all fucking faggots
Nina
Trixie
Shy
Sponty
Faye
Kibbles

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>>10366495

>>10367778
>>10367743
>>10367730
>>10367702
>>10367678
https://strawpoll.com/g23141ra

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\>>10366495

>>10367516
Jack-O when?

>>10367780
The ava who plays Smolder has her on her card, I think.

>>10367797
You wouldn't dare. She's for loving, not lewding.

>>10367780
Seconding this

>>10367778
Swap Nina and Kibbles and this desu

>>10367817
Who

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>>10367821
I want her to dom me

>>10367862
Who the ava is or who's Smolder? Former I don't know. Latter is a small blue dragon girl with glowing genitals.

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>>10366495

>>10367846
Kibbles is the most overrated piece of hot garbage imaginable
Here's a list with facts
Trixie: obvious reasons
Sponty: great writing and likability
Shy: see above
Nina: great writer but very rarely finds herself being slightly egotistical
Kibbles:decent writer but highly overrated
Faye: hot garbage personality and mediocre writer

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>>10367876
But she'd just wind up turning into a blushing, stammering mess of embarrassment while she tries to please you by living out your fantasy.

>>10367931
based trixie orbiter

>>10367941
That sounds both adorable and sexy and I don't even know who she is.

>>10367743
>sponty above trixie
>kibbles that high
>shy that low

So, ERP is a competition now?

>>10367804
Never obviously, cursed avatar

>>10367931


>very rarely finds herself being slightly egotistical
She was making fun of herself last thread for being proud of things she never did
>highly overrated
Just saying that someone's overrated isn't a criticism you need actual reasons
>hot garbage personality and mediocre writer
Hating shitposters doesn't mean you have a bad personality

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Card if anyone is interested. I'll be around awhile longer.

>>10368002
spotted faye

>>10367931
And who are you to judge at all?
What if instead of creating stupid opinionated lists that drive wedges in the community, we all just shut the fuck up and typefuck.

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>>10367958
Nodoka Manabe fron K-On. Smart, reliable, and easygoing student council girl.

>>10367976
Blame Owain. He started there entire competition meme.

>>10367998
Why?

>>10368020
>Faye cardposts literally one second after
Nice

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>>10368020
>I don't care about list meme. I just want dick. Someone stuff Coco's ass already please.

>>10368035

Bah, we need a Mio.

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>>10367931
>Shy: likability
>Nina: egotistical
>Kibbles: overrated
>Faye: mediocre writer
Explain this shit

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>>10368072
This I am also perfectly fine with.

>>10368035
She's a cutey. All I know about K-On is there's decent music and cute girls. But I would definitely agree that someone should ava her.

Hey are there any cute, chubby/thicc girls here? Just wondering for.... reasons

>>10367976
And people wonder why there is little new blood.

>>10368099

DAMN is she hot.

>>10368093
They're all true though

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>>10368072
Kinky Mugi

>>10368068
>tfw I've been wanting to do something with coco since you introduced her, but my work schedule keeps me from doing jack shit most of the time

>>10368099
>>10368188

So which K-On girl is the most degenerate?

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>>10368201
>At least I know someone WANTS to RP with me. Don't worry about it. What did you have in mind?

>>10367894
Huh, didn't know there were other idolmaster fans here.

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>>10368105
We used to have a few K-On avas around here, but they never really seemed to last long. I think people just thought they were to bland and vanilla compared to a lot of the other avas around here. I think a Sawako-sensei who acts outwardly collected in public but really wild and probably kinky in private just like in the show would fit in better than the others.

>>10368218
Easily Sawako.

>>10368068
Who's Coco?

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>>10368276
>Crash's little sister.

>>10368260
I'd like that. Also Mugi is fucking sexy, and Nodoka fits a lot of my personality kinks.

>>10368151
Trixie can write, but that's it. She's colder than canadian balls otherwise.

Kibbles is the very definition of squishable marshmallow in the flesh.

>>10368220
Didn't have too solid of an idea. Mostly wanted to take advantage of her naivete, and gradually work our way up to having her bent over with her overalls unfastened and that cute butt exposed and ready for some pounding.

>>10368285
She's pretty cute.

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>>10368327
>You got all the time in the world to think about it. Don't worry.

>>10368319
>Trixie can write, but that's it.
Good, avas should come here to play and then leave. We have too many blogposting faggots as is. From the list alone, Kibbles never stops talking, Nina didn't do anything today but talk about some character she wanted to play, I can't remember the last thing I saw of Shy here, and Sponty spent all morning talking before she went to bed. It's fucking infuriating.

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>>10368345
>The cutest little furry every.

>>10368349
I never understood this entire hype train. Generic anime girl personfied.

>>10368360
VR

>>10368351
No one cares thread police. There's been blogposters since the /b/ days. It's the people like you who shit up the thread getting so mad over something so pointless.

>>10368346
I'll catch you soon, don't worry. Coco'll get some new batteries, and the thorough stuffing she deserves

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>>10368351
Isn't it hypocritical to say that, when all you've been doing is complain?

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>>10368371
>I'll be looking forward to it! See you around anon.

>>10368351
That's different, though. I'd rather play with someone who I know is human than a someone who might as well be an automated smut generator.

By the way, talking OOCly about characters and possible sessions and all that jazz doesn't qualify as blogposting, because it's still relevant to the thread itself.

>>10368369
The only time its ever bugged me is with DMG thinking they need to be in every conversation going on and post unpopular opinions for attention.

>>10368353
And yet she's not getting much attention. That's a shame. She deserves lots of attention.

>She
>Her
Trannies will never be girls.

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>>10368296
We also used to have a Mugi, but they played her like a meme gangsta hood rat who sucked cock for money. So really both of them would be new additions.

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>>10368414
>Agreed! You should give her the attention she needs

>>10368421
Fuck off, Cleetus.

>>10368431
I really hope someone picks them up, then!

>>10367678
>No FP mentioned at all

>>10368369
This thread's for roleplaying. I don't give a shit about their real life or who they want to play. I don't sit here and talk about my day after I cum. I leave.

>>10368388
A few posts of bitching for a year of making the threads better.

>>10368407
But you know Trixie's a human because they're a fucking person. The personality behind the character doesn't matter.

And yes, OOC talk is still blogposting. You're talking about what you want to do instead of actually doing it. Nina and Kibbles are absolutely awful with that.

>>10368433
Have a scene in mind?

>>10368435
If you think mutilating male genitals magically makes you a real girl then you're the Cleetus who can't dun science good.

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>>10368241
Glad to see a man of culture as well. We need more

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>>10368431
How would people like me to play her hypothetically if I decided to play her?

>>10368468
>This thread's for roleplaying. I don't give a shit about their real life or who they want to play. I don't sit here and talk about my day after I cum. I leave.
I love when you types do this because you contradict yourself completely just to complain about things.
Sasuga Trixie orbiters

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>>10368469
>Normally my go to would be jungle explorer comes across Coco. Coco needs a battery for her laptop, lewd exchanges, But if you have another idea I'd love to hear

>>10368468
Hey Anon hear that? It's the sound of nobody giving a shit.

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>>10367273
She way out

>>10368468
>The personality behind the character doesn't matter.
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree, then.
I need to feel I'm at least making some sort of connection to the person I'm interacting with, otherwise I might as well just read fanfiction online or some shit.

>>10368509
>tfw I'm not in that elevator

Why live

>>10368490
>>10368501
Good memes, really refuted my actual point and made me reconsider my position
>>10368514
Your problem, not mine. ake it to discord if you want to jerk off thinking about the neckbeard writing your horse porn for you

>>10368490
Do you seriously have a problem with Trixie because she doesn't blog post enough for you to imagine being her emotional boyfriend? Stop being a cuck.

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>>10368525

>>10368491
(That sounds good. You want to start?)

>>10368525
Just like your hot opinions. The thread is a place where people congregate on the topic of erping. It isn't strict rp because this isn't a site based off strict rules, especially in the trash bin board. Your self righteous complaints are no better than anybody else's, thus nobody cares.

>>10368547
Erica did nothing wrong

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>>10368521
Because you have the hope that one day science will advance to the point where giant anthropomorphic pokemon women with gas problems will eventually exist

>>10368525
So you're calling Trixie a neckbeard?
How can you even RP with someone if you don't respect them? Let alone worship them like you do?

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>>10368485
I would say more or less in line with how she's presented in the show. A very sweet, enthusiastic, but somewhat ignorant girl who's wealthy lifestyle leaves her unfamiliar with everyday things normal people take for granted. Could also apply to lewding.

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>>10368547
>Off the deep end

>>10368568
Tbh I'd be fine with just a thick babe

>>10368547
Someone made an ERP version yet?

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>>10368610
>Mecha, Trixie, and DMG are oldfags
>MWA is actually a great RPer once he started avaing, nothing like Celestia
This list really confuses me

>>10368610
That's a degeneracy chart, you idiot.

Trixie belongs nowhere near the top, considering how she has a thing for blowing people's balls off with shotguns.

Also MWA is JustAnAnon.

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>>10368597
A thicc anthropomorphic luxray babe?

>>10368610
>A meme I propagated and falseflagged is deeper than I am
What did he mean by this

>>10368610
Switch Nina and Trixie.

>>10368581
>"Anon! I heard my friends talking about 'blowjobs', but when I asked them what they were they just laughed and changed the subject! Can you teach me about blowjobs?"

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>>10368551
>Sounds good.

>The humidity within the thick jungle was enough to kill, sweat would drip from any explorer as they cut through the thick branches and vines that blocked his path. Deadly spiders, snakes and all sorts of animals called this place their homes, and their hunting grounds, looking for their next meal. But pass the next tree was an open path, a clearing where a simple animal say, fiddling about with a bright neon pick object, almost looked like a laptop. The frustrated animal smashed her small fists off the keys before clamping the machine shut, crossing her arms. The small orange furred animal was dressed as a human, even with long blonde hair that flowed in the rare, but cooling breeze of the jungle, soon she turned to you, the explorer, blinking a few times she stood up, even waved to him.
Hey! You're a human. Any chance you have a camp near by? Maybe a generator? I need to charge my laptop.

>>10368649

>surprised at people putting Nina on a pedestal

Say it ain't so, anon

>>10368644
>shotguns
Fucking what?

So, how do we scare Paul away?

>>10368705
Trixie is a huge gorefag, she doesn't belong in the casual tier.

Neither does Owain, for that matter, with his obsession for shoving things down his dickhole. That chart's all retarded.

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>>10368610
>In the least degenerate portion.
(As it should be.)

>>10368664
>"If you want to be tied up, I wouldn't mind trying that for you Anon."