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>>10353335
I didn't even realize we were that close.
>>10353335
>>10353317
nice, I work wednesday then saturday
then that's it this week I think
Guess that's enough info for now, nighty all!
>>10353380
Night
>>10353355
CaNoN was dumping infographics... so I was watching the image limit. I would've had a thread ready sooner, but I had trouble finding an OP image again.
>>10353380
sleep tight
>>10353380
Nighty!
>>10353266
If you updated this to included any modern telecommunication/gaming/big data companies then the hierarchy would remain exactly the same because the graph is apparently organized in a silly way that includes very obvious issues and physical interactions,
So unless there is a company out there that uses a cattle prod to grab your attention, I don't see an update changing anything in that silly organization of distraction levels
>>10353375
nice!
I should really see a doctor.
>>10353417
not so much, I'm being raped for hours alongside everyone else who has been there longer than a year.
>>10353433
for your insomnia?
>>10353435
oh fuck. why's that? they hire a load of new people?
>>10353450
one new group a month for 3 months straight.
A lot of people are really pissed at the management currently.
>>10353450
No... thing on my butt.
>>10353469
rightly so!
you should come in with a gun! or worse... form a union.
>>10353499
a tumor?
>aku has hemorrhoids
>>10353433
>>10353499
>>10353526
>>10353558
It is like as if you are never not here.
>>10353526
I don't think it's a hemeroid, I think I just swallowed some glass or something and cut up the inside of my ass... wait... no that'd be terrible.
>>10353521
N-n...maybe?
>>10353596
THE FUCK
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10353590
>>10353618
>>10353618
How often do you check your butt, you might have one too.
>>10353596
u should go to the doctor
>>10353660
t. blewberry the post
>>10353618
Yeah, you bleed inside your butt it's like an instant infection. Swelling on the inside of the anus from a tiny cut from some sharp shit could lead to your waste getting into your bloodstream.
>>10353596
you should.
you may have casser.
>>10353687
>>10353521
I would joke about that, but it would actually lead to my arrest, however unjust lol
I'll be back in alittle while hon, going to go do some stuff
>>10353727
It's fine as long as I don't touch it. Though I did try sticking some ice in my ass and that didn't seem to do much, maybe I didn't add enough ice?
Besides waiting rooms suck. Can't I just wait till it goes away? Or get worse?
>>10353772
no sir. you get that checked ASSAP
>>10353760
stay safe honey bum.
>>10353772
You're as good as dead.
>>10353772
Do you have employee healthcare?
>>10353818
>>10353836
I don't even know what it is! There's no blood! It's just a tiny swollen bump in an uncomfortable spot... that stings when touched.
>tfw your little sister will never badmouth you while drawing you pornography
>>10353844
Dental. I'm trying to get it fixed so I CAN get healthcare...
>>10353886
could be an ulcer of some sort. we won't know until you get it checked.
Pasta are you ready yet?
>>10353911
I don't want to spread my cheeks for some doctor and have him finger me.
>>10353905
When you started did you decide not to take their healthcare plan?
>>10353943
Maybe it's filled with puss? If so I could just pop it with a needle...
>>10353943
they use ass drones.
they're like snakes. but with cameras.
>>10353943
>>10353954
No, that's not it. I never talked to an HR person cause they're never in.
>>10353964
No please don't, it'd just get infected.
>>10353968
It's not that far up... in fact it's like just on the er... the lip.
>>10354038
bussy lip?
sounds like warts.
>>10354089
Def not. There's no way. It's for sure swollen. Besides a wart would be rough or something. It's probably AIDS.
>>10354269
occam's razor.
it's probably a wart, or hemorrhoids.
Aku needs to post what his character looks like in Fallout 4.
>>10354333
Naaaah that's rediculous. I'm not some old guy. Maybe it's a hernia.
>>10354569
>I'm not some old guy
Young people can get hemorrhoids.too.
>>10354551
Mods is not working.
>>10354631
No way! I'm not that stressed!
>>10354695
Too bad Jarret is not here. He's the prolapse expert.
>>10354675
Modding has a small learning curve you'll figure it out.
>>10354784
>>10354741
oh right
I forgot he was talking about prolapses
when the rabbit faggot mentioned i could have hemorrhoids and not even know it just reminded me of blewberries retarded "you can have a prolapse and not even know", it's like these two people think the same except one doesn't shove food up their ass or stick their dick in it after they name it after me
>>10354881
>>10354881
Yeah. Both would be painfully obvious.
>>10354881
Wait, is my asshole not supposed to be protruding?
what do I even attempt to draw?
>>10355009
Kek
I want to be the pretty filly
>>10355018
pee in butts
>>10355018
What do you usually draw?
>>10355035
>>>/mlp/30433961
>>10354934
what >>10354970 said
when i learned what both of those things are on 4chan it's immediately clear you would know you had either
>>10355009
lmao
>>10355018
draw bread as dragon ball z cast with an aura of autistic shitposting around them keeping the thread safe from normies
>>10355047
you got it.
>>10355054
ponies. cartoony shit. I am god awful even in good practice though.
>>10355069
you overestimate my power.
>>10355080
Are you going to post some of your latest art?
>>10355080
Oh, fun! You do lewd, right? Examples?
>>10355080
Try to draw a monster girl!
>>10355098
hot off the press?
privately.
>>10355118
you've seen. think of applejack in space.
>>10355126
a monster girl pissing from ass?
go back >>>/mlp/
>>10355139
Cool I can't wait for the link in steam.
>>10355140
hey, a fellow jobro.
>>10355157
not for you.
>>10355140
not until you accept the truth
>>10355169
Why say your going to draw stuff if you're not going to share?
>>10355176
4u >>10254444
>>10355140
This is lower than /mlp/. Lower than /b/. A containment board for a containment board on a containment website. By coming here you choose to partake in the most reviled filth the internet has to offer.
>>10355251
Hey, I like that place!
>>10355273
Yes!
>>10355176
>>10355224
tell me what you see
>>10355273
we are in the trash for a reason
i wonder what nicks doing
>>10355273
This place is fine. It could be a lot worse, and the people are nice too!
>>10355324
It looks like someone getting the pose down before adding more details.
>>10355337
stroking your cock while i fuck you in the ass
>>10355350
You need a special snowflake trip.
>>10355356
true. I did draw it in 30 seconds.
>>10355350
Hello!
>>10355385
nice
>>10355374
I had forgotten to take the one I had off. That one is for shitposting elsewhere.
>>10355388
Hello!
>>10355350
>sharpie
suggestive
>>10355370
>
>>10355403
you can ask aku though.
quality only plummets from there.
>>10355414
Are you going to go ahead and tell me or am I going to have to go searching?
>>10355139
No.
>>10355385
STOP RUSHING YOU IDIOT!
>>10355435
Aku is to loyal to your boi pussi to betray you.
>>10355459
It's just on /r9k/ for, like I said, shitposting purposes mainly. I'll think of a different name for here in time, assuming I stick around long enough to warrant one.
>>10355464
but I suck.
how am I supposed to take this seriously if I show no improvement over time?
>>10355477
then you'll have to trust me. as much of a bad idea as that usuallly should be. and is.
>>10355324
Good start, now finish it!
>>10355492
>/r9k/
all posts on there are shitposts
>>10355504
You have improved. It doesn't happen all at once! It's gradual... or it's better taught in person.
>>10355519
n- nani? b- but it's just a goof sensei!
>>10355492
How is [r9k]? I think I went there once to check it out and that was it.
>>10355566
Can't argue with that!
>>10355598
It's not good at all, honestly. It's just a board of young adults and neets making up reasons as to why they can't improve or get a gf. It's a like a bucket of crabs.
If one of them is gonna make it out, another crab will just bring'em back down just out of spite. I only go there for the gay threads and to shitpost in a couple of the others.
Also, there's a lot of weird fetish threads there too for some reason, so people go there for those as well.
Heh heh!
>>>/r9k/38263284
>>10355845
Yeah, it gets a weird there, but nothing /trash/ would raise a brow at.
>>10355567
also, yeah.
hopefully I get into college. I really need someone to kick my ass as I'm making mistakes.
>>10356019
>>10356028
>>10356037
nice.
>>10355925
>Barneyfag is there
Like clockwork
>>10356100
>>>/r9k/38266890
maybe it's just some random faggot that's keeping the meme alive?
>>10356172
Maybe, there's always someone pretending to be him on /co/ and /v/, but most of the time it looks like the real deal. I know for a fact he actually does browse /r9k/, so I'd say it's a 50/50 chance of it being him.
>>10356208
this is like x-files tier stuff
>>10356208
>when you get so popular that you don't even need to do your own brand of autism anymore
>>10356318
He's basically immortal at this point. Even if he dies or stops going to 4chan, the memories of his deeds will remain here forever, and a new Barneyfag will take his place.
>>10356387
i forget about ppl like that immediately after they stop being talked about by others here
>>10355572
Great base for an ass, but the head looks like a potato chip.
>>10355981
Door's always open for an asswhoopin~
>IRCv3 will come out soon and it will include unicode support in names and custom user avatars including chat history!
IRC wasn't really designed with avatars in mind even though they are and always have been a very very important part of modern IM, I wonder why it took them this long to finally recognize why it is a dying platform only used by a dying breed of neckbeard from the 80s and 90s
>>10356637
Have you checked out this show yet?
>>10356666
Nope. Watching John wick right now Satan.
>>10356637
you don't want that. lele.
>>10356707
Are you going to?
Holy shit John Wick this movie is killer.
>>10356776
I guess... not into Lolis though. Is the plot interesting?
>>10356826
It seems to be about a world where instead of different colored human races they developed different human shapes. So it's basically going to be a slice of life yuri with humanoids and race relations.
>>10356876
I like the sound of that.
>>10357228
I just took a peek at the thread on /a/ and it looks like the show is going to be one wild ride.
cumswapping is magic
>>10357344
I can dig it.
got any more?
https://soundcloud.com/konstantine336/01-reel-1-diary#t=5:52
i wish this was longer desu
>>10357344
Isn't that called snowballing?
You seen John wick?
>>10357409
nope. I'm uncultured swine.
BBBBBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>10357476
I din't know about this rick.
I- I- I- think this would be better of posted to mlp. y'know? like, posted right there. as its own thread, y'know? just posted.
>>10357476
What a heat have!
>>10357455
Such a good action movie. It's pretty recent but holy shit it's fucking amazing watching Keanu reeves be a badass.
>>10357562
oh, is it that one where keanu and some fuck have a super stealthy shoot out in a mall or some shit?
hell yeah I'll watch that. where are you watching it?
>>10356876
I'm gonna watch the first episode.
>>10357591
No it's the one where they kick his dog so he goes on a killing spree to get revenge.
>>10357659
I've seen short gifs of it.
I will watch this.
>>10357591
Uuuuh. Fuck where'd he get it?
>>10357253
>>10357649
Some of /a/ is upset that the "horse fuckers" are getting pandered to.
>>10357649
I wanna snuggle that horse
>>10357710
from the pirates down by the bay?
no idea. I'm pretty sure I can find it though.
>>10357763
>>10357794
Fantastic!
>>10357796
>>10357794
>/a/ being autistic
This isn't new, after all they did notice you all the way over here...
>>10357799
checkchecked
>>10357868
It was like one guy.
>>10357915
He's back!
>>10357915
>>10357948
>>10357949
>>10358027
Hey Skits
>>10358049
B is for Buy'n'Large
>>10357797
Everything's on the bay.
>>10358126
I can think of one or two things I haven't been able to find on there...
>>10357924
It counts.
>>10358143
Doesn't mean it won't be.
>>10358172
nah, just being a fucker.
I'll look for it tomorrow. thank god for those red line thingies, or I won't type strait
anyone wana watch an anime with me?
i'm thinking the nutshack
anybody got some calm i could have?
>>10358205
That's a cute DJ.
>>10358049
raptor
>>10358246
>>10358248
I think I drew that to try and impress chijo or something. I can't remember.
could be a LOT better.
>>10358246
Looks like someone is getting pregnant
>>10358276
True, but it's good work for an amateur, it shows you have the essentials down when it comes to shape, and can only go upwards in improvement from here.
>>10358323
is it me?
god damn it not again.
>>10358346
anon please. there are real artists here you could be complimenting.
Finished. Boring.
>>10358388
Oh, please. There's absolutely nothing wrong with getting credit where credit is due. So long as you actively try to improve, don't get into a pattern and stagnate, or simply let self-esteem get it in your way, you could very possibly be just as good, if not better than they are.
F
>>10358323
>imblying she isn't barren
ESKITTY
>>10358455
you're right.
>>10358285
>>10358645
That's the spirit!
>>10358675
>>10358633
Why eskitty?
>>10358629
>Earth ponies
>barren
>>10358698
>>10358690
I will try for you.
>>10358715
>>10358825
No, no. Self-improvement is for no one but yourself, Sparkles.
You git gud because you want to be gud, not because someone told you to.
>>10358846
Is something wrong you've been making a lot of mistakes lately
>>10358889
No, it was no mistake.
>>10358878
oh but I am doing it for myself.
impressing other people makes me happy.
Starlight has a penis confirmed
>>10358909
Then I'll be waiting for more from you diligently.
>>10358917
Confirmed where? Source?
>>10358917
>>10358961
No, her "girlfriend" does
>>10358936
lolk.
do you have a name, anon? how do I know it's you when it's you?
>>10359018
Not for these threads, at least not yet. I'll think of something in time I'm sure, don't you worry.
>>10359034
yes sir.
I am rose.
>>10358846
How's Darwin?
Before you ask because you're so chatty, I'm doing well but bored and miss nick.
What movie should I watch to cure this wretched boredom?
>>10359081
Rose, eh? Got it, shouldn't be too hard to remember. Still getting used to all you guys and your names.
>>10359125
namesync helps.
if you don't already have it.
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
>>10359125
wtf is this
it's like the nutshack but worse
>>10359154
He did have it.
>>10359159
lol. it's an enemy stand!
iirc one stand can predict the future through manga drawings. during the arc that was part of the outro
>>10359184
I wasn't paying attention.
is he the sharpie dude?
>>10359154
Nah, Skitty dropped a link for it yesterday. Getting used to that too, but there's a lot of people here I apparently haven't met yet.
It's why I called you Sparkles earlier, too, because of the little diamonds and, well, sparkles. Only now do I notice the Rose in between them.
>>10359159
>>10359171
Jojo
>>10358992
Fair enough
>>10359210
true. sorry for the confusion.
>>10359273
No problem at all, Rose. And yeah, I am Sharpie, but I'd rather keep that exclusive to /r9k/.
i was using unicode emoji names before it went mainstream
>>10359304
respectable.
>>10359390
who are you again?
My entire setup is connected to the same outlets and my tv and sound system lose power but my computer stayed on during a power flicker.
>>10359408
ur mum
>>10359431
how did you get a compute all the way down there?
>>10359427
motherfuckin....
miracles.
Three times in a row now.
>>10359427
>>10359465
Maybe your PSU has some built-in protection?
>>10359427
>>10359465
Your PSU should have a couple of transistors in it.
Same thing that helps with sound systems in the car when you have large speakers
>>10355337
thinking about you babe
what's up
>>10359601
its tru tho
>>10359499
I think you mean a capacitor
>>10357705
first
https://gomovies.is/film/john-wick-1631/
second
https://gomovies.is/film/john-wick-chapter-2-19481/
>>10359601
Well I guess I won't be able to talk to skitty since nick's here.
>>10359661
Lol, how're you?
>>10359603
Oh hey, what're you up to?
Done boating? lol
>>10359640
Yeah, those. I get them confused.
I remember when the hot shit in cars was ultima (or was it optima) batteries? They had yellow red and blue top ones, the red ones were great for when you had a sound system in the car so I bought one and it didn't fit well in my truck and I really wanted it so I made it fit. That was a mistake, I started off road driving and forgot I nigger rigged the battery in place where the OEM one should go and it got lose and welded itself to the frame of the truck and exploded like a grenade.
That battery was basicly 6 large capacitors.
I also recently blew a big one in a mig welder and it made me jump, sounded like someone popped a 12 gauge shotgun behind me,
>>10359603
Welcome back~
>>10359630
Very much so
>>10359657
>>10359661
kek, bun pls
>>10359680
I'm doing alright in everything other than Overwatch, I think I might start playing GTA Online again soon.
How about nursing any bottles?
>>10359712
I thought a lot of those special batteries were not suppose to be used as your main battery but as
a secondary?
>>10359778
Applejack must be more so
>>10359712
one can never really be done
but yeah i have a brief respite. one can only drink so much rosé
have to go to a long range shooting genocide in a couple days tho. not so psyched about that.
how are you tho? are the temps survivable? are your grandparents okay?
are you feeling alright?
>>10359778
hello again rapplejack
how's it hanging
>>10359808
Equally good pones
>>10359812
Going ok, just playing some Assassins creed.
>>10359786
You should. I probably won't.
>>10359778
>>10359812
Nick what was it about skitty that made you take an interest in him?
>>10359836
so does that make her your waifu or your laifu
>>10359836
good to be good. but are you really good?
Which one?
spent a bit of time on the series
have the plat on almost every game
>>10359871
Sort of a personal question
do you really want to know?
or it just another step in your endless inquisition
what's your end game
quid pro quo
>>10359979
Do you personally identify with Nick from Zootopia? Or is he just another character / name?
>>10359979
Is it a relationship like blew is to smokey?
Well if you don't like that questions here's another, how's your relationship with your family, are they close by or did you move away from them?
>>10359812
I'm good, just been doing a few things here and there, mostly on the internet. Also not sure you saw a post I made the other day. Friend wanted me to go to a place with them to buy weed, I went because I wanted to go buy something at the store and didn't feel like driving and when we got there some retard was claiming to have done a drive by and that shit was going to go down and my stupid friend was all chill about it and I just wanted to gtfo of there.. anyway nothing happened but that idiot was making me paranoid being there and my friend never listened to me when I kept asking them to take me back home. It's been mostly 63F in my room so yeah kek. they're alright too.. and yep, I am. What will you be hunting? prairie dogs?
>>10360059
I call them nick because they used to post as anon and they had named them a name I used for my dog before so I chose nick because it was my favorite character in zootopia.. this dood kek
What happened to Aeris, does he still post ponies out of literal clinical autism?
>>10360117
Darwin won't tell me what happened to him.
>>10360117
No, they posted here about a month ago and brought some autistic memer with them and left as quickly as they showed up.
Today they only post anime on 8ch or something
>>10360059
no not really
skits wanted to call me nick
so here we are
tho guess we share some characteristics
>>10360076
lol
no
not even close
what even is their relationship
it's complicated
but i like to use my family as a resource
they are sometimes close in proximity but often distant emotionally which works perfectly for me
>>10360112
>>10360141
Ah, okay. Gotchya.
>>10360112
are you talkin about wez and pia?
lol
>>10360130
From 15 minutes of research, i believe he started a tumblr and has probably suffered a glimmer of self reflective perspective on who he is as a person, and how much surreptitious lying has clouded his judgement.
Good on him.
>>10360135
Well i was wrong and my hope for the betterment of men through the salvation of the damned was misplaced.
Is that Aussie sama dude still here, and still a fat disgusting blob of shit?
>>10360160
yeah.. everytime I heard that name I can't help think about my chihuahua
>>10360141
Thank you, how old are you nick and about how much do you spend on drugs a week?
>>10360170
You should just install Namesync https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
>>10360173
same lol
not a bad name tho
just too weird now i guess
>>10360170
Aussi sama... I feel like I remember this name, weren't they one of the faggots that jumped the ship on /b/read with Anonthony and left for mlpchan which then merged with pony chan and now the /b/read on it almost exclusively uses discord servers to circlejerk about their day to day lives?
If so I think he should be in there with another name.
Who were you back then?
I was scriptkitty, we still use namesync and everything here.
>>10360206
yeah, well it's not a bad name for a chihuahua..
Pia translates to squeak in spanish in not sure if i told you
>>10360208
I would be very pleased if you could link that discord. Not for any malicious reason, i simply want to observe them in their natural habitat.
>Who were you back then?
Ayo scriptkitty. We never spoke. But you know me. You all know me. Also namesync is for nerds. And people who enjoy being Doxxed by psychopathic serbian transsexuals.
>>10360192
less than twenty five but older than twenty
i don't buy every week because i get it in bulk once a month usually
but depending on my plans it ranges from five hundred to a couple thousand
why am i answering this
did you put scopolamine in my drink
what do you in your downtime after work
>>10359849
>>10359961
I don't know D:
>>10359979
I'm managing mostly.
Nice work!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cs6PzQyYw2
Did anonthony ever get arrested for CP.
>>10360268
well it was short for something else in english if you remember
and it actually translates into something fitting in latin which i prefer
didn't know it meant that in tacotongue tho so you must not have
what's up btw
>>10360315
better than dying i guess
simple games just time consuming so i can not and must not be proud of it
which are you playing currently, rogue?
>>10360291
Read stuff online or books, watch shows, and sometimes play video games. I don't really do any drugs.
I'm not sure how to take you spending that much money on drugs. What brand, model and year of vehicle do you drive?
>>10360330
Oh, wow! Thanks! Goodnight?
>>10360286
There are multiple discords.
The mlpchan ones for some weird reason split between two discords and likely only someone in either would know anything about them.
https://discord.gg/G2bmjQ
https://discord.gg/uYCtYh
those are the mlpchan ones
https://discord.gg/7pyNUX
this is the one for this thread that they are likely not in though
>>10360383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xGjYVEFtlz
>someone is saving the vocaroos
>>10360392
You have a very wholesome sounding voice, anon.
>>10360388
Thankyou very much. I look forward to laughing at the worlds most fucked up pedos. So whatever happened to you. Who are you, script. What do you do. Why do you post the ponies. Lotta loyalty for a hired shitposter.
>>10360315
it makes her God, doesnt it?
>>10360344
I don't.
>what's up
I think you might have missed >>10360089
>>10360419
He's reposting vocaroos made by other posters
>>10360436
I think he meant what are you doing right now.
>>10360382
that's cool
i saw you were reading a neat sci fi series recently
was curious if it was worth a go, i love that type of stuff
it's not that crazy if you think about it
it depends where i am but at the moment i drive a supercharged ford raptor, best for the landscape
i saw your buick. those cars have been getting better and better in recent years. not just for the elderly anymore
>>10360442
Oh, well, it's still a nice voice.
>>10360388
Not him, but thanks for the link to the threads Discord, Skitty.
>>10360442
Do you save vocaroos? How many have you saved?
>>10360424
I don't know anything about that. Why do you call them pedos?
I know one of them is a self proclaimed pedozoofiliac or something and occasionally posts itt.
Yeah, I am script.. I've not been up to much.
I post the ponies because it's fun when I'm not doing something else. and I live on a ranch and usually aren't doing something else a lot of the time desu
>>10360381
Finished Rogue almost 100%, the only things i haven't done 100% were the main missions who have some seriously stupid optional requirements sometimes.
I'm playing Unity Currently which is actually kinda fun, even though it has some really fucking shit rendering and pop in
>>10360433
No
new thread
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>>10360475
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03WZlVVRGHE