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It's Saturday Night!

>>10336207

Well isn't that special.

>>10336207
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!

Post avas you DON'T want to see played.

>>10336218
Not!

It's ERP! ERP! Party time! Excellent!

Whenever I eat skittles or starbursts or whatever, I always eat my least favorite flavor first, that way I have none left by the time I eat the good ones.

>>10336249

Jane, you ignorant slut.

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>>10336157
>Motions her hand over her hat, signaling that his joke is going over her head.

>>10336160
Sure, go ahead. The question is how you wanna die, You want Mista Jay to hit you with the laughin' gas or do you want that smile carved on?

>>10336168
Pogo was a bum, stole all his bits from Bozo.
>With that the heavily make up covered face of Harley grinned ear to ear, locking Selina's head in a friendly little lock
Been too long! How's my favorite pussy?

>>10336244
>Jojos
>Male avas

>>10336260
I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.

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>>10336266
Suicide Squad Harley - Plebian taste
New 52 Harley - Tribune taste
Arkham Games Harley - Patrician taste
Batman: TAS Harley - Consul level wisdom

>>10336244
Every futa

>>10336270
>Male avas
Shit.

>>10336274

Wait, wait, I just got a bulletin here....

Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

>>10336244
Furries.

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>>10336164
That wasn't even a difficult saying to grasp. I'm disappointed.

>>10336154
>Her fingers are around Frisk's cheek in an instant, pinching hard to accompany her jeering smile.
Y o u t h i n k y o u ' r e f u n n y.
>He is, but Chara isn't going to admit it. The reprimand is interrupted, however, by her hand being pulled down to his member, which gives her the same instinctive awe as she always feels when she has her hands around him. The kisses keep her too starstruck to object, and she arches against him when he cops a feel of her chocolate-laden rear. A little growl sounds between them, but Chara's eyes hesitantly follow his to the 'throne' they'd made a mess of so many times.
...
>She has to spite him somehow. Lifting up her arms, she closes her eyes and puffs out her cheeks, waiting to be carried like the princess he'd said she was.

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>>10336140
(reposting in new thread.)
>She made sure to catch as much of the cum in her mouth as she possibly could, letting it rocket down her throat every time one rope made it down...although, most of it just covered her face, turning her rather pale looking face even whiter! Hell, it even got all over her tits, and lower neck and such, the anon really did cover the woman with cum. She let out a low coo as she wiped her lips clean. Boudica looked down at the anon, lying in a puddle of his own cum, and she decides to join him! laying down right next to him and throwing an arm over his chest so she could pull him into her.
Ahaa...there there, just relax.

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>>10336266
>do you want that smile carved on?

>tfw you suddenly want Harley Quinn to carve up your face

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>>10336281
>>10336289
Hi.

>>10336287
We're on a mission from God.

>>10336287
This chain of posts needs more Cowbell.

>>10336315
It's the only time she'll want to put her hands on you.

>>10336318

France. We are from France.

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>>10336279
>tfw someone tried to tell me I only like Harley Quinn because Tara Strong voiced her
>mfw Arleen Sorkin just doesn't exist for some people

>>10336315
It's not wrong to want a little pain!.. Or choking, hitting, hair pulling, just a bit of blood... Hey what's a few broken bones between friends?

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>>10336117 #
Have a thing for crazy huh?
>>10336120 #
Aww, not a fan of summer loving? Sure give me a moment.
>Now this was a classic she could get behind. She mixes the beverage of orange, peach vodka and, of course, cranberry laying the vodka down heavily as she laces it with a drug in secret.
>She pours the cocktail into three glasses, someone this crazy needs the alcohol.
>As Harley inevitably tried to read the barkeeps emotions something was clear. Despite all the happiness Nona's a cold bitch. Or was it the other way around?
>>10336168 #
Get any more lycra and spandex people will be thinking this is a con!
>Nona wasn't exactly the best at desserts, but she tried her best to replicate it anyway.
Here you go! Now, no stealing this time.

>>10336316
Futa just ruins any character for me...

>>10336339
Cause we're two wild and crazy guys!

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>>10336346
...well, I was asking to see your ass, but that works too.
>She starts to swipe up some of the ice cream with her claws, the filthy animal that she is.
Merci beaucoup.

>>10336266
The little boy murdering aside, I presume. You'll forgive me for not being versed on my clown history-
>Their heads conk together lightly, but Selina doesn't seem to mind. Her cheek ever so briefly nuzzles into Harley's, clearly happier than she lets on seeing her old friend.
Still in my pants. Unless you just meant me in general. Right as rain, the coin's coming in as it always does. How have you been?

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>>10336330
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.

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>>10336316

>>10336351

We better quit while we're ahead, before we end up IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.

>>10336345
>It's not wrong to want a little pain!.. Or choking, hitting, hair pulling, just a bit of blood... Hey what's a few broken bones between friends?

>Anon slowly walks closer to Harley, trembling.
I should probably run away.
>He takes a couple more steps closer and stops, just inches from her body.

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>>10336293
>Frisk winces from the sharp grasp to his cheek but smiles throughout it all, the beautiful chocolate princess in front of him never able to keep his ire for more than a nanosecond. Taking a glance towards the couch and then back to her he kneels down and places his arms at her kneepits and one hand at her lower back, easily hoisting the bottom heavy girl over to the couch. Gingerly laying her down onto her back Frisk soon climbs on top of her, the powerful bulge that is straining against the fabric of his shorts lightly grinding across her own crotch.
"My princess is especially adorable tonight...Is it fine if I say that?"
>Frisk gazes deeply into his lover's eyes as his fingers descend lower, the pressure building in his shorts nearly unbearable. The sound of metal teeth being parted and the familiar thwap of a fat, sweaty cock colliding with Chara's stomach rings through the air as Frisk reveals himself. The vein-veiled slab of cockmeat thrums with need against Chara's stomach, Frisk having enough of a mind to raise himself up a bit higher to give her a little range of movement.
"Could you take off-"
>He tugs on the hem of her shorts.
"These for me?"

>>10336385
Yeah, you're right. I have to get back to shooting this weeks episode of The Denise Show.

>>10336416

With guest stars DAAAAAAA BEARS.

>>10336303
>His eyelids start to close. He's been through so much that he doesn't care where or how he sleeps anymore. Plus with this wonderful celtic woman embracing him and whispering those sweet, wonderful words in his ears he could sleep just about anywhere. He uses the last of his strength to roll over and hold his Queen of Victory, letting himself drift off to sleep
Mnn.. Soft..
(I think that's it. Thank you for that!)

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>>10336367
Oh trust me hon, with that tight outfit I could see it.
>Grinding her knuckle into the top of her head she finished off her little rough housing exchange with a light tap on her chin before letting her go.
Oh you know how it's been, lonely if I gotta say so myself, Mista Jay's a bum and Red skipped town, just me myself and I to keep me company. Even with the voices in my head I get a lil lonely.

>>10336386
>With a pout to her lipstick covered lip she eyes him up and down. Hands on her hips and she leans in towards him.
What ya saying? You wanna be beat up? You get ya rocks off to havin' ya rocks smashed?

>>10336433
>runs into a space ship with his pants falling off of his ass

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>>10336441
(Not a problem, anon-kun. I'm glad you enjoyed it.)

They say if you repeat the name of an ava three times with candles lit and in front of a mirror, they'll appear and come through it.

>>10336486
[Dead Ava]
[Dead Ava]
[Dead Ava]

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Birds are good too, right?

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>>10336512
Braiiiiiiiiins...

>>10336470
>Anon bites his lip.
I...I don't know. This probably isn't good for my health, but I'm compelled to be near you, despite threats to geological destruction.

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>>10336512

>>10336518
Bat tits> birb

>>10336567
Cute.

>>10336486
I just tried this with Trixie and it didn't work.

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>>10336584
Birb can still be fun right? R-right?

>>10336630
Yes they can, burn is still good taste

>>10336546
There's no brains here. Try /pol/.

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>>10336367
>you felt really dirty eating the dessert, especially in such a primal manner. if it was any creamier as you swallow it down, you'd be lapping up more then just ice cream right now. It was apparent that all the entries served here are laced in some drug.
I'm sorry sex kitten, but it's more then just you I have to serve you know? By the time I'm drunk enough to consider it, most of my clients have left or are in a coma.
You and clownie know each other huh?
>>10336518
If they can drink~

>>10336636
>>10336630
*bird

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>>10336512
You called?

>>10336638
None there either.

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>>10336595

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>>10336396
>She can't even relish in his displeasure, before he's doing something nice for her again. He really doesn't play fair. She'll never reveal just how nice it feels to be picked up off of her feet by the cherub of a boy, but she does smile with only a bit of an eye roll when she's dropped to the couch.
I won't stop you. Don't expect me to get doe-eyed, though-
>And doe-eyed she does become when he lets himself slap out onto her waist. Just seeing it is enough to make her heartbeat pick up, and get her inners a little damp. He's a brute with the tongue of a sweetheart, and she can't get enough of it, her toes already curling in their socks. She ever so slightly squeezes him just beneath the swollen head, and shivers at the twitch it gives. There's too much vigor in that thing...
Rrgh. Fine.
>She scrambles to pull herself out of the shorts, and looks irritated with herself for being so eager. But, nonetheless, she eventually gets them peeling down her thick thighs, tossing them to the side before moodily looking back up at Frisk.

>>10336669
What about /b/?

>>10336686
Even cuter.

>>10336638
>>10336696
>Asks for brains
>You offer the two most retarded boards on the chan

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>>10336703

>>10336686
Sexy.

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>>10336636
Ok, thanks.
>>10336646
I'm not sure I understand.

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So I heard one of you losers was looking for me. What is it now?

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>>10336630
We need more breast envy in here.

>>10336714
It's called deception and misdirection, goofy.

>>10336731
Lewd and spankable. Still cute.

>>10336486
>>10336619
Sluttershy
Sluttershy
Sluttershy

>>10336731
This isn't helping my boner, you know.

>>10336744

Morrigan looks damn good in this.

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>>10336750
>>10336765
>>10336733

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>>10336734
I serve alcohol to make it easier for our clientsto get in the mood tweetiepie. What will it be?
>>10336731
>i cant help imagine Liam o brien putting shades on now because of that pic.
>>10336744
>tfw flat as fuck

>>10336794
Well, I've called you cute all this time, now you've transitioned into 'insanely fuckable'. Still cute, though.

>>10336486
Kass Kass Kass

>>10336804
Flat is justice!

>>10336736
I already came tonight but I want to do perverted things with you in the future.

>>10336794
Fishnets would be pretty easy to rip.

>>10336486
Paul!
Paul!
Paul!

>>10336820
Wew, careful summoning them with another bird around.

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>>10336470
Hey. My tits are up here, that's where the outfit is supposed to direct your eyes. How /rude/.
>A snort, and then Selina tilts the clown's hat on its side. One last cheap shot, as is her nature.
Odd to see you without one of the two. But I won't complain.
...I've been alone for awhile, too. Batbutt isn't paying me much mind these days. And while I normally like my space...
>She trails off, tapping her claws against the table in steed of her words. That's an 'I miss you' if there ever was one!

>>10336646
>She's ready for the toxins, if the knowing wink says anything. The dessert is gone soon, and she lets out a content hum to herself, looking back up to the foxy waitress.
Then I guess I'll have to outdrink you, now won't I.
>The cat can hold her booze well, judging from the ease she drains her glass with.
...old partners. It's complicated.

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>>10336841

>>10336841
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>10336744
Breast envy is good, but breast stealing is even better.

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please administer cock

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>>10336689
>Just the light squeeze on the rim of his engorged tip sends his thick cock into a twitching frenzy, each one less powerful than the last but still jumping enough to chase her palm for more stimulation. Frisk watches with half-lidded eyes as Chara slides her form fitting garments off her legs, his sweat glazed fat cock once again stiffening as he gets an unobstructed view of his favorite hole. Frisk tried very hard to be gentle but seeing her laying defenseless before him filled him with determination that was aching to be sated. Frisk's tongue glides across his lips as he eyes her bare cunt, his crown finding its way to gliding across her puffy mound.
"You look even prettier every time we do this..."
>Frisk huskily whispered as he remembered the position he saw Mother and Father take just the other night. Climbing fully on top of Chara he forces her plush legs into the air as he straddles her body, thick cock pointed downwards towards her entrance and her body pinned against the sofa for him to do with as he pleases. He leans down until his lips barely brush across her own before he takes her with the same voracious desire he always does, letting gravity do the work as he slams every last inch of his girth inside of the snug home that he's made out of her pussy. His swollen, manly nuts clap audibly against her labia from the sudden thrust, Frisk having to tremble atop her to relish in the sensations, every pant being blown directly into her ear while he grinds against her inner walls.

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>>10336744
What about muscle envy. Because of how much buffer I am than everyone around here

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>>10336823
>
Don't remind me.
>>10336855
We could record it and put it on the discovery channel.
>>10336871
>She pours herself two shots of a different drink, before making another for the catwoman.
Darling, tolerance is practically my middle name.

>>10336952
>thatsamanbaby.jpg

>>10336871
Mmm... kitty milk~

>>10336744
Flat is justice though.

>>10336736
>A guy around the nearby corner to stare at Sucy from behind. In between flipping through pages in a book, that is.

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>>10336978
I don't know, sounds like something a jealous runt would say

>>10336952
Psh, buffer than /most/ people around here, maybe.

>>10336486
LWAnon
LWAnon
LWAnon

>>10337014
Show us your bicep faggot

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>>10337014
If you're telling me there's someone else then I welcome you to direct me to them. Though I guess it is kind of cheating with being like eight feet tall and all

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>>10336997
>Sucy drifts around some to see if there is anyone there, and then turns to see the anon behind her.
Where you reading a book or staring at my butt?
>She asks in a sardonic tone, looking unimpressed.
>>10337022
You're not the brightest, are you?

>>10337039
I would but it's too big to take a picture of.

>>10337078
Synthol using freak.

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>>10336877
Also great. Asset envy and theft in general is hot as fuck.

>>10336486
MILFanon
MILFanon
MILFanon

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>>10336512
I'm certainly not alive anymore.

>>10336486
FP
FP
FP

>>10336486
Kibbles
Kibbles
Kibbles

>>10337065
Oh sorry! Just got here and didn't get a clean look around.

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(Sorry for delay)

>>10336564
>Poking the anon's forehead she pouts still.
Great, anutha fanboy. Close ya eyes reeeeal tight and I'll give ya a big ol' kiss, kay?

>>10336871
Batman splatsman! You don't need ol' weirdo in a bat suit, seriously? Who wears an animal suit anyways?
>Realizing what she said she scrunches up into a worried little clown balls, almost trying to hide her head in her shoulders
B-but hey cats are cool!~ You know what I mean. And I don't need no stupid clown! We got each other!

>>10337065
>The book-reading dark-skinned pervert shrugs, tucking the book under his arm when he realizes that he's been caught.
A bit of both. Didn't want to fail the class but your butt was a sight to behold.
>He replies without a hint of shame, scratching at his chin.

>>10337167
>Harley
>Calling Joker anything but Mister J
>Not needing Joker
You can do better, DMG.

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>>10337168
>Dark skinned
OWAIN'S GONNA CLAIM SUCY
FUUUCK

>>10337188
>Expecting things of someone who doesn't even read the source
What the fuck do you expect?

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>>10337188
>Implying Quinn isn't haling it out of her tight clown ass to make her feel better

>>10337223
>Read
>I play TAS Harley
If you read current Harley you're a faggot anyways. Bet you also like Deadpool. Faggot.

>>10337167
>Anon gulps. Worried that the kiss is a trick of some kind.
Y-yes, Harley.
>Anon puckers his lips, his eyes shut tight in anticipation of pain.

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>>10337261
>The Deadpool movie was actually really good.
>Vanishes back into lurk mode

>>10337092
Shame there's so little art of it. Or at least, of decent quality.

Summoning Iowa.

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(Sorry this took so long, ack)

>>10336887
You sound like Father.
>The boy is just as much of a marshmallow puff as Asgore is, but he actually has the determination to back it, something that Chara admires, and maybe even envies. She's as red as a beet though, and goes even moreso when he starts to press up into her. No matter how many times he takes her, she'll never be used to that /thing/ slipping inside her. Gripping his thigh as a brace, Chara's eyes scrunch shut and she starts to huff.
Mnngh-
>The pressure increasing on her sends her eyes popping open, until her legs are up in the air and her heart is beating a mile a minute. She doesn't bother hiding a cry out when he makes his first slam in, quivering already at the forceful move. Fingers clasping at his back desperately, as if afraid to be lost to the cushions below her, she digs her nails in and clings for dear life, waiting for the stallion to pick up the pace.

>>10337325
Ya gotta do it on the right post. Here, lemme help you.

>>10336486
Iowa
Iowa
Iowa

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>>10337301
>Haven't gotten around to it. I hear good things.

>>10337293
>Surprising enough the clown keep her word. As soon as anon closed his eyes she locked lips with him, a firm loving kiss, her black plump lips smothering his for a short moment, letting go slowly and breaking the embrace from him. But as soon as the loving kiss broke a loud crashing sound echoed througout the room, simultaneously a force smacked him across his jaw, knocking him to the ground. If the anon was brave enough to open his eyes he'd see the black and red blur standing above him, bloody bat in hand, pointing right at his nose
Ya really wanted to be beat up huh? Bet ya popped a stiffy from me crackin' you one huh?

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>>10337379
>I actually really liked Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.
>Then again, I probably don't know jackshit about movies, considering I liked the new Power Rangers movie

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>>10337307
Indeed.

>>10337431
What did she mean by this?

>>10337431
Wait, but they're both in

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>>10337157
If you say so, perv.
>>10337168
>The little witch rolls her eyes, but the smallest smirk inches its way onto her lips. When Sucy moves over she seems to float
Eh who can blame you. It's not like my butt has any quit.
>Sucy says in a droll monotone.

>>10337379
>Anon opens his eyes and looks up at the two Harley Quinn's standing above him, he's pretty sure the one on the right is the real one, his eyes can't quite focus on her. Dazed, he can't quite tell what happened. He's confident she hit him with the bat, but in these early seconds, the pain hasn't registered anywhere local yet. His jaw? His cheek? His skull? He won't be sure til the shock subsides. He brings his hand to the side of his face, checking for damage. He still does nothing to try escape, staying right where he landed beneath her.

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>>10336967
Mine is May. But Tolerance is a good middle name, too.
>Her cheeks are red after enough liquor slips down her throat, but her composure seems rock-solid, her eyes locked on her 'opponent' for tells of her defeat.

>>10337167
...tell me how you reeeally feel, why don't you.
>She hardly seems annoyed, and with a little eye roll, she plants a peck on the clown's cheek. Black lipstick mars the facepaint, and Selina seems satisfied with her work.
I hope you really mean that this time. But I'd like very much for that, Harley.

>>10337491
W-What makes you think I'm a perv? I haven't done anything...

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>>10337431
>Asset stealing is fuckin hot too.
>Specially inch-stealing.
>That shit's my jam.

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>>10337411
Spiderman Homecoming was better

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>>10337345
(No worries Fronku.)
>Frisk continued his light prodding of Chara's cervix with his cock head, resting snugly inside of her for a few more seconds before he yearns for more. Slowly but surely he raises his hips, sending his thick cock gliding across the slick walls of Chara's cunt and revealing more and more of the love honey slathered dick to the air. Desperate for that warmth once again as soon as his tip threatens to slip out he plunges right back into her sweet folds, spreading her wide open with the audible balls deep stroke. All Frisk's gentleness seemingly in his personality he took Chara atop the couch as if she was a two dollar whore, reaming her insides into submission and spreading her wide open as he pounded her in the best position for creampies. Frisk grunts and moans like an animal right in Chara's ear, his warm breath cascading down her cheek as he ravages her. Frisk grapples with indecision before squeaking out his next words, not sure if they'll hit their mark or not.
"C-Can you call me Daddy...Because I want to make you a Mommy..."
>Frisk's lusty words follow with a sudden change in how he's railing the adorable chocoholic, taking his sweet time slowly pulling out so she can feel every inch extracted before he rams forward like he's trying to cleave her in two, slamming against her cervix like a battering ram and having his balls rebound off her slit from the impact. The collision was so loud he was sure he'd wake up someone in the other room but he didn't care, the only thing he had eyes for in the moment being the sweet and sour girl currently overwhelmed beneath him.

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>>10337526
Convincing stutter.

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>>10337573
>Heard it was pretty good, even though I don't really go to see movies anymore.
>>10337579
>That fucking position
U N F.
That pic is hot as shit.

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>>10337563
I'm well aware of your dick theft fetish, and I appreciate you for it.

>>10337563
>Jolyne is tired of manlets with tiny dicks so she goes around on a stealing spree and adds all these 4-inchers to her own to end up with a massive horsecock

>>10337584
Stupid sexy Bern

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>>10337504
>Without a reply she pushed him back with the top of her bat, knocking the back of his head off of the ground below. She stared down with a fire in her eyes as she repeats every word.
BET. YA. POPPED. A . STIFFY.
Answer me before I bust that otta lip!
>Before he could even reply she stomped down on his gut, knocking any wind out of him, grinding her heel into him as she awaited a reply. The stinging feeling of pain pulsed through his entire head, but mostly his jawline, the point of impact.

>>10337511
Don't worry meow mix I mean it. Ya my world!
>She felt like she owed the cat girl, wrapping her up in a tight hug, pulling her close before lacing her cheek with rapid kisses, thick black marks all over her cheek and outfit as she peppered her in return.
NowThatJayandRedisgonethatis

>>10337491
>He tsks under his breath at being denied the good view, but in turn he gets watch how she floats above the ground like some kind of ghost. Given how pale she is, he probably isn't too far from the truth.
I'm saying. I turned the corner and the first thing I saw your butt sticking out of that robe-- surprised it still fits you.
>He states matter-of-factly, recounting the surprise that knocked him clean out of his studying mood.
You up to something or just.. floating around?

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>>10337325
>>10337370
Umm...hi! S-Sorry, I'm turning in early tonight...have a good evening though!

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>>10337644
Stupid Anonymous

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>>10336244
How about we share who we'd like to see?

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>>10337643
Holy shit, why didn't I think about that!?
Now I just need to figure out a way to do it.
>>10337638
>Elzi
>Sweats profusely

>>10337730
How lucky would I have to be for Bern to be in the mood to stroke me to climax with her feet

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>>10337736
(I felt kind bad saying I'd play her after seeing all the other potential players she has. So I think I'll forget about it. I wouldn't want her to be a fad.)

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>>10337748
Glad you're familiar, Elzi's got some great stuff.
>Now I just need to figure out a way to do it.
Find a bunch of pathetic anons with little dicks to group in a circle so you can steal their inches all at once. It's just bizarre stand magic or something, right? (I'd totally volunteer for that.)

>>10337668
>Anon brings a second hand to his face as the pain hits. He tentatively moves his jaw, he doesn't think it's broken, but it hurts a lot of move. He groans from the pain. He moves his tongue, he thinks some teeth are loose, but he's not sure if it's his panicked imagination. He brings one hand away and sees blood from his mouth. He's woken from this self-centered moment by a sharp heel to the gut. His hands move down, grabbing her boot, but not trying to push it away, in fact, with his right hand he caresses the ankle of her boot, as if an instinctive plea for mercy.
Yes...
>Anon answers with blood glistening on his lips.
I did.

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>>10337822
Stone Free doesn't work like that.
I can turn my body into string, but I can't fuckin... just.. take people's dicks away.

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>>10336820
>>10336855
>>10336967
I uh, wouldn't be opposed to that actually. But no recording.

>>10337868
That's a sexy bird

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>>10337858
>Prancing into the thread, the illusive dick fairy waves his magic wand high above his head, slowly bringing it down upon Jolyne's head with a sprinkle of fairy dust.
And now you can.
>And just like that, he's gone almost as soon as he appeared.

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>>10337526
The pervy look on your pervy face. You're probably thinking lewd thoughts about me right now. Just want to hold me down and rip off my clothes don't you? Perv.
>>10337678
>Sucy shrugs
Just floating. Didn't expect to get my butt gawped over by a random perv.
>The little mushroom loving witch tilts her head to the side and looks the boy up and down as if she's appraising him.
So do you always let your dick do the talking or just went you see a girl with a killer butt? By the look of you that's where most the brains are anyway.

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>>10337793
How funny do you sound when you're being stepped on?

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>>10337858
Get a new stand or something? Or just say "fuck it it's magic" and do it anyway. It's Jojo, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a stand out there that specifically was made to steal dick inches and nothing else. I mean, how else do you explain your own dick?

>>10337981
I like the art and the concept of this pic. But the caption is lack luster. I got a chubby but I'm angry about it, 4/10

>>10337956
I can't really say for sure, but if I'd have to guess, funnier than a goat but not as funny as an 18 year old trying to deny magic to a witch while being revived repeatedly.

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>>10337919
Not as sexy as other birds in the thread though.

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>>10337579
>Mother and Father aren't exactly heavy sleepers, and it takes all of Chara to keep herself restrained to soft sighs when Frisk starts to pummel. It's made even harder when Frisk's head cranes in, and his animalistic grunting brushes against her ear. She hates this submissive urge in her, but it feels so good to let him have his way with her. In just moments she has her teeth buried in his shoulder, nipping down lightly on the tanned flesh and popping off with a sloppy attempt at a kiss.
H-wah...?
>The request is...confusing, but goodness if it doesn't get her shaking. It takes a moment for Chara to speak, her mind very much occupied with the mammoth cock barging in and out of her. Her pride is going to be shattered by the end of this reaming, and she full well knows it, but she needs it.
Don't be...stupid...
>/Needs/ it.
Ah...ah! D-daddy...daddy daddy daddy, give'to me...
>The legs bouncing around Frisk's hips suddenly rope into a lock, which holds them together. Eyes scrunched up tight, her head falls back to the couch beneath her, and she starts to mouth and whisper the word over and over, for every time he dips in and smacks against her womb.

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>>10337945
>Jolyne's eyes are filled with a dark fire, the grin on her face absolutely malicious.
Ohhh booooysss!~ I'm offering a half-off special today!
I'll be more than down to boogie with anyone over 4 iiinchess just for todayyyy...
>You may or may not have created a monster, Dick Fairy.

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>>10337841
WOWZAs! Look at the time! Sorry guys and gals this clown got a bank to rob in the morn. I'll hit ya up some other time.

>>10338054
>vomits externally

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>>10336820
Eh? What's all this?

>>10337951
>He envisions the scenario in his head. Pouncing her like a feral beast and having his way with her. Daydreaming this in his head he begins to mutter to himself as a bit of drool begins to form.
I want to pin you do- I-I mean... No I wasn't at all! You're just trying to make me look like a perv by putting ideas in my head!

>>10338098
>>10338040
Hey Kass, there's another sexy bird, why not romance her.

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>>10337668
>Selina is many things, but a bleeding heart is not one of them. She doesn't like to share. Not her money, or her jewels, or her women, and definitely not...this. Her cloudy smile thins a bit, and she suddenly hooks the side of Harley's head, tilting it back to cast a look down at her.
Let's maybe keep me on top this time.
>Less of a suggestion, more of a growl. Tingling from the smooch marks now dotting her face, Selina dips in for a deeper kiss, humming into Harley's mouth and only peeking in with her tongue before popping off.
Mmwah...

>>10338126
He's already in a relationship with that other super buff bird, tho

>>10337951
>He shrugs in return
It happens. I'm a developing young guy, hormones out of control and all that.
>The admitted perverted boy looks like any other another assuming student. He's lacking the trademark hair, so his hair is in fantastic shape.
The latter. It only seems like the former because there are a lot of girls here with incredible asses. Makes it hard to study sometimes... not that I'd expect a girl to understand.

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>>10338126
>>10338040
W-well, I mean that would be so straight forward... Couldn't we get a coffee or something instead? Maybe some... Small talk...

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>>10338033
I don't know Anonymous, goats are pretty funny when they run around in circles and fall over when you scare them. Can you bleat like one? That might be funny.

>>10338054
Wh-what if we're under 4 inches?

*touches you're butt*

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>>10338191
Then I'll laugh at you for being THAT pathetic.
And also....
>Jolyne suddenly summons Stone Free, stealing Anon's inches with her new ability granted by the dick fairy; [DON'T TAKE MY MAN]
Thank yooooou for being the first part of my megadick!

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>>10338116
Gross. Get a bib.

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>>10338231
Hands where I can see em.

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>>10338054
Yo Jolyne

Did you know?
I have a big penis
And it will totally drive you insane
And I also have my stand pointing at your head

>>10338241
A-a bib for what?

>>10338240
I'm confused. You stole all 4? Anon has no dick?

>>10338175
Why not take them back to your place for a movie?

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>>10338175
Some coffee? Well, I don't see why not.

>>10338240
H-hey! I only had 3 inches to work with and you took them all?! Now I'll be a virgin forever!

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>>10338251
Good /lord/

>>10338149
I thought he was in a relation with the Non-super buff bird? Aren't there two Blazikens?

>>10338240
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
>rolls on the floor with agony
NAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!?!?!?!
>Covers crotch with hand
YOU BITCH YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU DONE TO ME

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(Sorry Little Anons I just came over super tired and I'm gonna have to drop out. Soz for the tease. You both get one mushroom token you can cash in for one suce whenever you see me)

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>>10338273
He wasn't gonna use them, stupid.
>>10338301
If it makes you feel better, maybe I'll fuck myself with this thing when it gets bigger...~

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>>10338265
The baby drool all over your chin, pervert.

>>10338331
So now anon just has balls and a hole to piss out of?

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>>10338309
Hmm..?

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>>10338053
>The adorable cinnamon bun turned breeding stud ravaged Chara to his absolute satisfaction, the vascular pipe currently thrumming within her insides telling her he wasn't far from the edge. For each Daddy that squeaked past her lips another Princess squeaked past his, each one repeating their pat names for one each other as they fuck like husband and wife atop their parents' couch. Frisk's tongue flicked past his lips and dragged across Chara's neck, tasting her flavor as he felt the familiar pressure well within his base and his balls tug towards the hilt of his cunt-prying meat.
"Take it all my pretty little princess..."
>Frisk mumbles out as he lavishes three more pre cum soaked kisses right to Chara's cervix, right before he plunges into her folds for the final time of the night. His lips dive forward as he pulls her into a hungry, spit swapping kiss that is more tongue than lips, desperate for more of her. Simultaneously he had become dumping rope after rope of his cum weighed pouch's contents right into her womb, splattering across her insides and drowning her eggs in spunk as he inseminates her. Frisk's eyes rolled within their sockets as he found that mind-melting peak once again, loving nothing more than to give Chara's insides the cum bath she craves. The excess seed that can't fit inside her tight nethers erupts outwards, dribbling down her butt and staining the couch beneath them in the combination of their juices. When Frisk's orgasm ends he tugs his now spunk smeared dick free from her insides, shakily climbing up her body and then laying his fat cock right across her face. Lightly rubbing semen and love honey into her skin he presses his nuts against her chin, looking down at her with childish lust accompanying his rapid breathing.
"Father said good princesses clean once Daddy is done s-so...Please?"

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>>10338348
...
Fiiiine.
>Jolyne gives Anon a single inch back.
I feel bad for you.

>>10338346
Lady, you're the one who's gonna need a bib

>>10338331
It's not even -my- dick at that point! I've been had!

>>10338323
(Seems to be a recurring theme with me unfortunately. At least I got to finish one recently. But I'll gladly take the token and cash it in pronto.)

>>10338331
YOU BETTER GIVE ME MY DICK BACK YOU SPAGHETTI BITCH!!!

>>10338188
Yeah, I guess bullying those stupid things can be pretty funny. Bleat like one, huh...
>After rubbing his chin for a few moments, he makes his best attempt at sounding like a goat. After a few tries it turns out to be pretty convincing, as far as he can tell anyway.
I think that's the best I can do. Honestly I seem to recall those goats talking like humans once or twice, anyway.

>>10338346
Why is everyone calling me a perv... I really haven't done anything..

I want a cute trap to sit on my face

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>>10338404
I gave you one inch, now fuck off before I take it back!
>>10338381
You've got a dick. A tiny one that looks pathetic, but you got a dick.

>>10338374
Tough but fair.
>Anon rubs his one in cock with the tips of his fingers in the same motion one would rub a clit.

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>>10338352
...you have a...a big...
>Sweat pours down the boy's head as he stares. That much ass could kill someone.
Ponytail. Yes. Aheh.

>>10338312
Yes, he's with the super one.

>>10338374
You should steal their balls too, so you get huge, cum-filled ones.

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>>10338278
Waaaaiiit a minute...

>>10338285
Ah, very well then.
So tell me, young lady, what brings you around here?

>>10338455
IF YOU TAKE IT BACK IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU DO! LOOK AROUND YOU JOLYNE!
>a bunch of buff black guys surround her
THESE ARE ALL STAND USERS AND THEY'RE HERE TO KILL YOU!

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>>10338455
Life is so unfair...
>Anon curls up in a corner and weeps over his tiny dick

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>>10338513
Nothing special really. Hanging around I suppose. So then what about you?

>>10338251
Wh-what about faces?

>>10338098
Oh. Whoops, sorry I missed this. In truth all I wanted was a facial from the bird.

>>10338558
It's some guy who gets off of having characters with their faces censored, for some reason.

>>10338513
What movie are you going to watch? or do you not remember?

>>10338580
No no, I mean if we're supposed to keep our hands off her can our faces get in....places instead?

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>>10338518
>Jolyne sighs, taking their inches too.
Aww, thank you kindly for the nice gift!~ I'm gonna take their balls too, if you don't mind..
>And so she does.
>>10338544
Uh, hey! Dick Fairy! Give this guy somethin nice! I feel bad for him!

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>>10338479
>Completely oblivious to the boy's ogling, the southern lass responds to his peculiar observation.
Huh? Oh, yeah I guess my locks have grown pretty thick.

>>10338558
What about my face?

>>10338610
I meant my face. It was a roundabout way of asking if you...actually never mind. I meant you have a very pretty face, you're freckles look quite nice.

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>>10338405
Wow, that was totally unfunny Anonymous. Not a single hint of animal mindlessness or desperation at all. I think I'd have to tie you up and pull out your fingernails to get a more convincing cry out of you.

(Not really feeling it anymore, I'll see about popping in tomorrow night to step on you or more.)

>>10338603
NO! GIVE IT BACK I WAS ONLY JOKING!
>kneels infront of her with the buff black guys

>>10338644
(All right, hope to see you then.)

>>10338369
Sleep

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>>10338610
>smirks as something wet and squishy hits the floor

>>10338688
Are you the one I've had to drop three other times as well with Bern Ange and 410?

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>>10338360
>A lot of things are running to Chara's head; blood, dopamine, emotions, and they all lead to the girl practically vibrating beneath her 'Daddy', shaking against him to get more and more of him inside of her. Every time his monster cock hits the end of her line, her clenching gets tighter and tighter, squeezing in a vain attempt at keeping him in longer. Her lips start to tremble as she's fucked over the edge, and a new phrase comes out of her, starting out not much more than a breath but increasing until she's hyperventilating it for him.
IloveyouIloveyouIloveyouIloveyouILOOOVE-
>She buckles. Her poor little body could never be equipped for what his balls have to put out, but she tries her best to not moan at the warmth now filling her up. Not a bit of her is left unpainted, and her own orgasm keeps the cum strings moving. Shivering hard, she rides out the afterglow with him, holding on until he pulls himself out, and leaves her overstimulated insides pouting at the good feelings being taken away.
Wh...what-
>Oh, the little mulatto bastard. Glowering at the mess Frisk left in her hair, Chara narrows her maroon eyes at him, and gives him a hard slap across his arse as payback for his horny little gesture.
Oh, yes /Daddy/, I'll clean every drop.
>Even despite the windswept and irritated tone, Chara takes as much of him into her mouth as she can, lapping the seed and her own nectar off of his fuckstick and leaving it slippery and clean. There's no way that her maw is reaching even halfway down, but she does her best to tidy him off, even wringing him for anything left inside of his girth.

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>>10338628
Wha.. your face, my face... Can't say I follow, hon, but you're a sweetie for sayin' such nice things about little old me.

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>>10338544
>>10338603
>With an audible groan seemingly coming out of nowhere, it's replaced by a shimmering sparkle as a magic wand comes flying into view, nailing the pathetic little twink square in the dick. As it lay on the floor, the wand slowly begins to fade away from existence, but not before bestowing the pathetic excuse of a man with a solid seven inch erection.

>>10338720
Let me sniff and kiss and bite at your oversized, fat, peach shaped ass

>>10338720
Oh please, there's nothing little ab-
>He catches himself just before saying something terrible again
I mean, thats a weird way to talk about yourself, you're one of the prettiest ranch girls I've seen. You're very.....well built

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>>10338726

Come back! I need one too!

>>10338753
>pats birb

>>10338753
Morrigan doesn't want your tiny cock, Boco. She wants the real deal, the real shit. BBC. I'm fucking her right now with my rhyno dick.

>>10338745
Really? I'd still like to if you have the time. Don't know why but I've been craving a load across the face lately and I think a nice buff bird such as yourself would be just the ticket. If you don't mind, could you sit down somewhere? I can do the undressing if you want.

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>>10338774
Same. BBC 4 lyfe

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>>10338603
>>10338726
Holy hell, have I got a dick now! Thanks, Dick Fairy!
>Anon fiddles around with his new erection in his hands

>>10338773

>kwehs happily

>>10338774

Ya think -I- want a tiny cock?!?

>>10338699
I think it was just Ange and 410, I don't think I ever tried to start anything with Bern before. It's all good though, just bad luck

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>>10338610
>Thank god for southern hospitality. Or southern stupidity. Whichever it happens to be.
It looks...nice. A-ahem.
I dropped a coin, woman. Will you help me find it? It should be on the ground somewhere.
>Is that too obvious? Eyes darting back and forth, he nervously takes peeks at the enormous donk, wondering if she'll take the bait and bend over.

>>10338745
Want to try again or are you too busy?

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>>10338745
I see. I've only recently got here myself. Maybe talk to a person or two. Thought I haven't really seen other birds around here. Though I may have not noticed them.

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>>10338710
>Frisk was already on cloud nine from ejaculating with such vigor right inside of the adorable maniac's specially molded insides, the thought of her still dribbling his seed even as he uses her face as little more than a dick rag allowing a goofy grin to be plastered across his face. He is brought from his revelry by the sharp swat right to his ass, jumping as his plush rear jiggles on impact and a bright red handprint shines like a promise across his cheek. Any complaint he had quickly died in his throat as his adorable little princess turned into a cock hungry slut, suddenly fellating him with such speed he was already winded from the powerful suckles and slurps. Any semen he had residing in his urethra spilled forth across her tongue, slathering it in the heady taste and making sure no part of her mouth was free from the salty tang that accompanied it. Frisk didn't anticipate how sensitive he would be just after orgasm, squealing and gasping as he is barely able to squeak out a syllable.
chAR-...Y-You're doing it too-!
>Frisk's words end with a bang as he rolls into a second orgasm, luckily smaller than the one that creampied Chara's cunt as he erupts with another shower of white cream right across Chara's tongue. Not wanting to choke the poor girl he raises his hips until his tip is pointed directly towards her visage, giving her a creamy money shot that glazes her fast in the delectable spunk that feels like jelly as it oozes down. Frisk's member finally wilting after using Chara as a cum dumpster for the better part of an hour he rolls over onto his side next to her, placing that trembling beast of a dick right against her thighs for a long overdue rest. Each throb almost forces a gasp from his lips, so delightfully sensitive after back to back ball draining orgasms. Frisk snickers, encircling her with his arms and nuzzling against the back of her neck.
"...We should get cleaned up before we go to bed but...Cuddling would be nice."

>>10338813
Either way it's pretty shitty on my part and I want to apologize because I've done it too much. I like to rp as them and sometimes I come in to mess around and don't get to any real lewd. It's rare enough to find people who want to play with Umineko characters and I hate that often in the few times when people actually want to play, it's either late or I don't feel like going lewd anymore due to lost motivation. I'll try and just come in when I know I'm going to be in a lewd mood from now on, but it's just so often that it's earlier in the day or evening and nobody is around or wants to bite. Hopefully we can finish something soon. If you're the person who's going to play with me and SNK's Erika in the future, I will definitely finish that, so you won't have to worry there.

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>>10338781
Oh, of course. I don't wear much anyway...
>Taking his seat, the large avian began to relax himself. Looking forward, Kass watched the anon, a smile expressed wide across his beak as he seemed a bit jolly, even if events were about to turn sexual.
>>10338820
Heh, within due time.
>Nuzzles
>>10338826
As far as I know, there are only two other avians. Both Blazikens. Maybe one who's a harpy but I haven't seen them lately.

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>>10338655
Tooo latee.
Well, I'm gonna go have fun with my big dick, thannkkks..
>Jolyne struts off, happy as a clam. At least twelve hours pass before the inches return to their rightful owners, but still have the capability to be stolen once again for Jolyne's needs. That.. is the power of [DON'T TAKE MY MAN].

>>10338973
No nuzzling until the movie, now go have fun you dumb birb we can try some other time.

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The best part of wakin' up is Folger's in your cup!
>Sips coffee.

>>10338973
>The anon couldn't help but eye up kass's wide and likely quite soft chest. Though there wasn't much in the way of muscle definition given his coating of feathers, he was still easy on the eyes in his own way. All the same the anon moves to work, shuffling down on his knees in front of him, hands moving up his thighs to grab at the hem of his pants and slowly but surely tug them down his legs. He keeps his head far enough away that he won't get hit by his cock when it comes out, and can get a good view of the thing as well. Although a bit unnecessary, he pulls his trousers all the way down to his ankles before moving back up, placing a gentle kiss on the downwards curve of the birds prick.

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>>10338973
Must have missed them. Though from what I've heard, you're pretty popular with the ladies. I can kind of see it, a little.

>>10339047
>Cunt punches the slut and steals her coffee

>>10339047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vus0tOIgdTk

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>>10339057
But why? Why me?

>>10339080
Go home Miki. Bring out Chihaya!

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>>10338749
Gosh, non'. I may not be the classiest lady around, but even I know subtlety!

>>10338750
>She maintains a genuine expression as he continues to lay in the random compliments.
Built? Well, I don't wanna toot my own horn or nuthin', but hard labor does have its benefits.
>lifting a single arm, she flexes her bicep, focusing to see if the has even developed any muscle tone worth mentioning.

>>10338814
>Her eyes widened in pure, if not overly dramatic, shock. She wasn't one to pinch pennies, but she wasn't going in to ignore the boy's plea for assistance.
Oh, dear me! Would be an awful shame to lose your hard earned money! 'Course I'll help, dear.
>The clueless blonde remained none the wiser to his perverse motives. Falling right for his obvious trick, the gullible woman turns away to begin her search. Bending forward, she rests he hands on her knees and scouts the surrounding area, the sight of her tiny cutoffs getting wedged further between her massive cheeks.
I'm not seeing anything over here...

>>10339095
This, where is delicious depression-chan?

>>10339080
Because fuck you that's why.
>Cunt punches her again and steals her coffee maker.

>>10339047
https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k

>>10338970
It's all good, I know the mood comes and goes, I'm only usually here to look for ERP on weekends anyway so it's just bad luck that I haven't caught you for a full session. I'm sure we'll get a chance to eventually. And yeah, I talked to SNK about it again not too long ago, hopefully we get a chance to play that one out, I'm sure it'll be fun.

>>10339097
>The anon was much more enraptured by the view of the thighs likely larger than his entire head, and the hints of that delicious ass behind her, but he tried his very best not to give himself away by staring. His best isn't that good unfortunately, and he can't help a few stray glances which he quickly corrects
Labor? What sorts of things do you do on the farm? Are you a herder of some kind?

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>>10339095
So mean! Why can't I do lewd things with you guys too! Damn it Chichan.

>>10339112
>;_;

>>10339166
I'll do lewd things with you, but are you sure you won't lose your career?

>>10339166
Don't you dare cry, shed a tear and I'll leave a baby in you and steal your blender.

>>10339097
Woah missy. Those shorts are kind of... well how do I put this...

>tfw you ava someone and you barely get replies. Later on another person grabs the ava and they actually get replies and RP

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>>10339128
>I actually giggled.
>Thanks for that.

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>>10339179
As long as we keep it on the dl, I'll let you be my honey for the night and my managers will be none the wiser.

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>>10338891
>Being the giver instead of the receiver for once is nice. It's different, seeing her partner be the one to squirm and moan like a whore, and it fills her with a cockiness she doesn't often get during their romps. One hand falls to his balls, and she toys with him in silent arrogance until she notices the sign of his cumming a moment too late.
Friskdon't-
>The dollop she's given in the mouth seems fine, if a bit suddenly put down her throat, but her face melts into the age old 'creepy face' when he again sullies her hair, this time with even more spooge that will take hours to wash out. Watching the horndog next to her deflate like a balloon, she growls at him for as long as she can force herself to, but eventually settles down into a pout, leaning into his side and letting the fatigue take her. Frisk is a very good hugger...
I'm getting in the bath first.

(Fantastic as always, my man, can't wait to do more another time)

>>10339201
Maybe they're actually good?

>>10339209
If word gets out, I'll probably be stalked for the rest of my life as well. So I'm going to have to ask you to keep quiet about it yourself, okay?

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>>10339228
(Likewise to you Fronku. Absolutely adore a good mating press. You have yourself a nice night.)

>>10339231
I don't think that's the reason.

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(I-I'm back....)

>>10339201
It's all about timing. You just got to keep trying.

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>>10339242
My lips are sealed. Make it good for me and I'll bring over some friends next time for some honey dick~

>>10339245
Then?

>>10339263
I wanna worship Sammy's abs!

>>10339274
I think it's what this anon says >>10339268

I was doing it too late maybe. But I did it because she like to sleep a lot.

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>>10339043
Very well. See you around~
>>10339048
>With his golden eyes fixed on his companion, the bard watched as the anon lowered himself. It was rather cute to see, but it was also starting to become a bit erotic as well. With the moment of action slowly arising, Kass started to grow erect under the fabric of his own pants. Although not visible for the first few moments, the bulge was indeed starting to create an impression along his pants until, with the drop of those legging censoring the growing phallus, it was now in clear view. Kass was already half erect, his member throbbing with fresh blood as ichor coursed through his veins to fuel the awakening slab of meat. Each pulse rose the protruding pole, until, after what seemed like a good minute, Kass was now baring an arched, stiff, bouncing erection that was ready to be pleased. The heat close to the surface was immense, and so was the scent. His balls, hanging low from the base of his dick, looked plump and ready to unleash a nice flow of spunk. Up above, the minstrel was blushing right under his plumage, trying to hide his expression with a wing as he looked through his fingers to stare at his partner.
>>10339053
Heh, I suppose I am? Although I do lean more in the other direction, if you, uh... Catch my drift.

>>10339263
(I still want to hump Rosalina like a horny dog)

>>10339272
That sounds like fun. So, what kind of things does a famous idol like yourself get off from?

>>10339053
>>10339286
He fucks men

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Might as well dump my card here.

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>>10339281
(Not entirely sure how she'd feel about that, anon...)
>>10339297
(Honestly anon, I-I'm not really much in the mood for Rosalina tonight. Want to give my other avas some love, you know? S-sorry.)

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>>10339310
Hmmm, stuff like creampies, bjs, anal, lots of other stuff I don't feel like listing. If you're into it, I'll try anything once.

>>10339332
(No problem. Have fun with Samus!)

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>>10339161
>She wasn't the sharpest gal around, be she could read the hungry gaze of a man, especially if he would check her out without much of an attempt to hide it. Noticing his stray glances towards her legs, she throws her hands atop her ample hips, swaying gently as she continues, choosing to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Herdin', tendin' the crops, collecting dairy... kind of a "Jill of all trades", you could call me.

>>10339193
"Kind of"... what? Cute? Practical? They're my favorite pair.

>>10339348
Sounds right up my alley. Should we relocate to somewhere more convenient for this? Better to keep it on the down low, right?

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Hola, ERP ¿cómo estás?

>>10339286
>The anon gave a low hum of approval, blatantly eyeing up his cock while biting into his lower lip. He reaches forward, grasping the shaft in one hand to give it a few good pumps and the balls in the other, rolling the twin orbs over in his fingers a few times to make sure they were ready for action as well. Seeing the bird acting so shy only eggs him on to lay on the affection even more
You have a really nice cock to go along with your nice buff body, has anyone ever told you that?
>To emphasize his words he leans forward, pressing his lips right up against the top of his shaft this time in a long wet smooch. He repeats the action again, this time letting his lips open up a little and squeeze down around the head, holding it in a tight vacuum grip while he swivels his head in place. His tongue wraps in little circles around the crown and the first inch or so below, getting it nice and wet and warm with his saliva, while coming back in to tease his hole plenty as well. He comes off it with a lewd popping noise, abruptly shifting downward to kiss each of his plump cumpacked balls a few times, even rolling the sack around in his mouth while meeting the bird's gaze through half lidded eyes.

>>10339263
>>10339327
Is there a specific website used to make cards, or are they hand-made?

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>>10339097
>A lump in his shorts bigger than a boy his age should have springs up when the belle bends over, eyes popping open wide at the peach puffs being split apart by the jean shorts. He shuffles towards the booty like a zombie, getting as close as he can without bumping facefirst into it, to get a good look at the freckles. Reaching out and gingerly taking both cheeks in hand, he stretches them out, hurriedly trying to peek at what's in between before she gets back up.
Keep looking.

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>>10339354
(Thanks for understanding, anon! Have a cute Rosalina lewd as condolences.)

Show me a 7

>>10339416
bitch

>>10339416
Here.

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>>10339286
No, I'm not sure I... >>10339315 Oh, uhh, thanks for the insight? Well, I suppose you do what you enjoy, I won't stop you or anything at least.

>>10339406
http://wallpapereditor.com/

>>10339388
Hola Nontan, estoy bien. Dame un besillo.

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>>10339374
Lead the way honey! I just gotta put on this hairpiece so I don't get swarmed by fans.
>Puts on a wig and some other clothes.
Take me away, nano.

>>10339263
I want Cleopatra to seduce me and use me to gain power.

>>10339327
Do you know who is the new Satsuki?

>>10339438
Thanks.

>>10339358
>He snaps his eyes away from anywhere else to look her right in the face with her sudden shift in movement, his heart doing backflips in his chest at the idea that he might have been caught. She doesn't look ready to knock his teeth out, so he believes he's gotten away with it, though the guilt on his face shows at least it wasn't on purpose likely. He gives a few nods along with her response, trying his best to sound interested
Must be hard work when it gets as hot as it does around here. Is that why you dress so....well like that?

>>10339416
Foolish man. Feast your eyes upon my '5'.

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>>10339449
(Depends on how much power you have, anon.)

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>>10339445
Sure Anocchi. Chu~
Happy now?

>ESLs are here

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I guess this is the best time to drop this here
>
>>10339422
Still not a 7, so you don't get to help loser.
>>10339430
Not even close
>>10339464
Off by one.

>>10339476
(Consul powerful enough, bb?)

>>10339451
Definitely Morrigan.

>>10339448
Of course, if any of them saw us together, it would end poorly for both of us.
>Anon takes her to a seedy, inconspicuous motel and books a cheap room.
Aaaaaand here we are. Would you mind changing into one of your stage outfits for me? It's hard not to fanboy just a little bit.

>>10339476
I make memes on the internet, so...pretty powerful.

>>10339499
...is who you quoted.

>>10339497
HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME

>>10339499
I really fucking hate you gay lords.

>>10339499
Is this a new meme?

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>>10339481
Good on you hon.

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>>10339497
(Very.)
>>10339514
(Well, there is Lord Kek, so you wouldn't be wrong.)