Haha I hate myself. I wish I had someone to hold me edition.

Just hold on for now and hold out through the night and hold your head high and I'll be there to hold you real soon.

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>>10303599
Are you a bara boy who can cuddle me while I cry on your chest?

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same

>>10303466
Get a hold of yourself, so someone else can get a hold of yourself.
You need to make to first step anon

>>10303466
>you will will never be held like a princess

>>10303712
More like a chubby man but that just makes me a comfy comforter fit for cold nights.

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>>10303822
I know... I'm trying! I've got some things going my way which is good.

>>10303907
You will be one day. Everyone deserves a prince to take them off their feet.

>>10303915
Chubby>>>>Skinny

Skinny boys just never look as cute as a guy with some weight on him.

>>10303979
I disagree - I love guys who are sticklike. It suggests austerity and discipline, which I am greatly attracted to due to their total absence in my life.

I'm faded on sleeping pills and bourbon and don't know if I should read, play guitar, or play River City Ransom or some other no-thought game. Any suggestions / what are you all doin'?

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>>10304045
Play guitar, if you can ever not hear music then there's still not enough in the world.

Also each to his own but damn I'd like to kiss a chubby guys tummy sometimes.

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>>10304103
I'm not picky about physique, by any means - just preference. I'm a kissless faggot. I just want somebody who cares like that.

Also, good suggestion. Recently bought a phaser pedal so I jammed out with that over headphones, it was very, very nice.

What are y'all listenin' to / doin' this late? Anyone here?

>>10304693
Think we might be near alone here my man. I don't have a fucking clue what a phaser pedal is but sounds awesome.

Personally I'm laying in bed trying to work up the willpower to shower.

>>10304798
A phaser pedal is a guitar pedal that runs a frequency filter across the sound output of the guitar. Imagine that a guitar makes noise, both in the notes you play and in the little percussive sounds of playing the strings and the hum of the electricity running the thing. This noise occupies a range of sound from the low bass notes (40 hz - 200 hz) up through the high white noise region (20000 hz). The phaser has a few "poles", which make certain sectors of the frequency band louder and certain parts quieter. These poles then run up and down the frequency spectrum, so that 1000hz is boosted one second, then is made quieter the next. The result is a sort of doppler effect, like the sound is moving around the room. It's a little complicated but it sounds great when done right. I got mine for 10 bucks and I'm very, very happy.
I didn't shower this morning, just went straight to work. I've been there. I'd say do it right away, but make it quick, like hop in for two minutes then get right out and airdry.

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>>10304870
Alright, I'll try to get motivated to have a shower. Need to piss anyway and it's easy to be motivated once you already have to get up anyway.

What do you do when you know you're broken and every time someone tries to help fix you, you run away or push them away?

>>10305222
You probably run away or push them away.

>>10305222
then you get older and sadder and i'm not sure what comes after that yet

>>10305295
How do I stop?
>>10305316
Dying, I think.
I would have hit that point already if I wasn't so terrified of death.

>>10305222
I drink and abuse drugs. Somedays I write. These are warnings, not suggestions.
You should talk openly with your friend or friends about your issues, and make it clear why you are putting distance between them and you is because of a personal issue, not a conflict between them and you. Changing is hard, and it's not a simple process either - and other people tend to make it out as a two or three step process when it's really a lifetime of effort. Take their advice with a grain of salt, but follow it as you think best and don't expect to ever get out of having to deal with the problem. Just don't give up entirely.

>>10305330
>Just don't give up entirely.
i don't mean to put you on the spot justifying life here or anything but is it actually wrong or tragic to give up if your whole life is going to consisnt in struggling just to be ok

>>10305330
I tried that, they told me to just "stop with the self-hatred and self-pity" as if it's just... that easy, no words of advice on how to do it, just "get over it".

>>10305373
I can't make an ethical arguement. All that follows is anecdotes and feels.
My brother killed himself and I miss him. That's all I can say to that. I don't know if he'd be happier if he were alive. But I would be.
My main point is a selfish one - other people want you around. I can't say that actually makes you feel any better. I've attempted myself anyway. I'm killing myself with drugs anyway. But other people will hurt from that choice. I think in your situation, that'd also be the case. I don't want to guilt trip you, I just want you to know that.

>>10305454
Two different anons there, dude.
As I said >>10305328 I still apparently have enough self-preservation instinct that I fear death, so I don't think offing myself is a concern.
I'm just going to be sad and alone for the rest of my life instead, because that's so much better.

>>10305481
I'm sorry, I'm pretty trashed.
I don't have much to respond with besides venting on my own similar situation, so I apologize for the lack of any meaningful contribution. Best of luck, and I hope you don't feel alone forever.
>>10305438
I have a handful of friends. A few of them were like that, but a few were more understanding. I hope you can feel people like that, but know that they're not a magic bullet. I'm very lucky. I hope you can be lucky, too.

>>10304693
laying in bed with my laptop, listening to an old stream on youtube

oh yeah, sorry for butting in without making it clear i was someone else

>>10305454
i appreciate it and you're right
although sometimes i wonder if it wouldn't be better to end it in one go with some dignity instead of worrying and disappointing them over and over
but i guess that's just the way being depressed skews your judgements. anyway thank you.

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>>10305222
get mad and use that burst of agitation to get pumped and break out of my rut
Good way to start is to look at something you want fixed and just do it regardless of consequence

>>10305222
>222
you get numerals like that

Haha

>>10305955
I can't get angry anymore, not even playing garbage like League of Legends gets me angry.
All I feel is depression and social angst.

>>10306452
I wish my luck were useful for things like winning lotteries instead of random trips in the depression thread.

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>wake up this morning
>immediately shit myself (just a little bit)
>run to the bathroom
>diarrhea
>repeat x3
>vomit
Guess I caught a stomach bug haha. No clue how I, a NEET caught a stomach bug but whatever.

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>Have long hair
>Look really stupid with short hair
>There's also a huge scar on the left side of my head when someone cracked open my skull on a door when I was a kid
>Discover that I started balding like crazy
>Turns out it runs in the family

Thanks genetics, it's not like I needed another reason to kill myself

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>>10307046
Personally I think the balding with long hair look is rather dashing.

>>10307555
how's crazy land going for you?

>>10307645
It's okay. After a while it becomes mundane land.

>>10303466
>no princess to hold
>everyone in my area is a diseased slut or a diseased queer these days

>>10308362
Sounds like this thread.

>>10308374
rude, I'm a pure boy [spoiler]with a shitty heart[/spoiler]

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It's a long way down.

>>10309639
When you hit the bottom there's nowhere to go but up!

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>>10309863
is that you, optimism possum

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>>10309863
Yeah, but you can also not move at all

>>10309954
I guess I am if people are calling me that now.

>>10310042
You can move the hearts of thousands if you at least make it a spectacle.

>>10310070
I'm gonna make like the dude who was obsessed over Bjorkk and split

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>>10310070
When I die I want the minerals extracted from my body and used to make a pair of spectacles.

>>10310129
This is what it's about. The circle of life is beautiful and I'm glad you want your end to be helpful to others!

>>10310124
I'd rather you be a Kurt Cobain and leave a nice legacy first.

Haha

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Can't believe the woman I fell in love with isn't really what she's been telling me.

It's just as Blanche said, 50% of a woman's charm truly is but an illusion.

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>fuck sitting on my ass let's do some situps and pushups
>10 pushups and 15 situps later my shoulders and stomach are killing me
It's a start I guess.

>>10311954
10-15 is pretty normal for someone who barely exercises
do 8 of each and try to do that 3 times a day
It doesn't matter when you complete just try and get it done everyday

>>10311954
>pushups
Few weeks ago tried to do a few pushups. Managed about 18 I think. Could barely move for more than a week.

>week 6 of unemployment
And my UI checks still haven't cleared yet, so I'm still living off what my wife makes at her grocery store job.

Not for lack of trying, though, there's apparently not a huge call for non-programmer IT people in the area, and the furthest I'm willing to drive is the city 30 minutes away.

I'm also considering starting up a virtual pet website to maybe leverage the downtime. Once I start getting my unemploymentbux, I should have just over six months worth of funds available to me before the government stops paying for my broke ass, and I recently learned that it's not super expensive to start a website.

I don't fucking know, I assume there's a million reasons why my current plan of action is fucking retarded, but at this point I've got nothing else to do (housework can only stave off so much boredom and sadness).

>>10312215
>six months
Funny thing, got just as much autismbuxs left. Then off I go to Ikea, if everything will go just right.

>>10311954
Did you do stretches first? It's sorta bad to hop straight into excercise without a little warm up.

>>10312115
Yeah I figure 3x a day will be good for me.
>>10312125
Keep at it anon. It can only get easier.
>>10312517
I did not. What sort of stretches should I prepare with?

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>>10312577
Don't really know their proper names but do stretches in pic for both arms for about 10 seconds each for push-ups and and that toe touch stretch for 5 seconds before sit-ups.

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>>10312708
Will do,thanks for the tip.
Habits related, I always wondered how Clem was so in shape. Is it just a matter of her metabolism keeping her slim with all the drinking and party food? Or is it more she's poor and starves a few days until the next party?

>>10312809
Latter, I guess.

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>>10312809
She's not overweight, but that's a totally different thing from being in shape.

>>10312809
I don't think party foods even have enough anything to fatten anyone up. Clem is pretty active and junk food really only gets you if you do nothing but sit all day.

>>10312809
Clem not real, but more the latter, just can't afford enough to get fat

>>10312935
>She's not overweight, but that's a totally different thing from being in shape.
That's me right now. 5'9" and 140 pounds. Can barely run a block and like I said only just hit double digits of push/situps. Still at least I don't have smoking working against me.

What's for dinner possums?

>>10314588
a big ol bowl of sleep

>>10314646
And dessert?

>>10314588
Taking family out for sushi.

>>10314795
hopefully a nice bowl of waking up, or not, who knows at this point amirite?

>>10314588
Had shitty canned soup because my stomach is all fucked up.
It wasn't very good, so now I'm eating a banana.

>>10314588
Couple walmart microwave burgers

Unrelated but I've always been told I'm tall as hell but I measured myself not long ago and it only came up to like 5'10" or about 178cm and I've had people who are like 6 foot something for sure say I'm taller than 6 so like
The fuck?

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>>10314588
Probably just a cup of coffee, some hard-boiled eggs, and a burrito.

>>10315489
The average person is terrible with heights.
It doesn't help that a lot of people lie about their height.
I'm legit 6'3" and a lot of people think I'm 6'5" because of how often people add to their own heights.

>>10315489
I think most people overestimate heights. They're probably saying you must be 6'+ to reaffirm their beliefs about their own height.

>>10315559
>>10315591
Most of them were taller than me so I have no idea if they were lying or not
Either I'm much shorter than I've been told for half my life or Milwaukee makes really shitty tape measurers
Disappointing either way

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>>10315967
...or both!

Hopefully I never wake up when I goto sleep

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>>10316058
..Or both, yeah.

>>10316079
Hopefully you wake up next to me when you go to sleep.

>>10316197
What you want in a cuddle buddy?

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Too broke to afford PReP. I just wanna breed some ass.

>>10304693
https://youtu.be/JfBV7shRSNo

>>10316238
Ideally someone small and a little frail so I feel like I'm protecting something fragile.

>>10316297
Hope you don't mind 5'11 weak and slim
I'll cuddle this pillow and pretend it u ha ha
Goodnight trash have a goodnight

>>10316328
6'2, close enough for me.
Night anon.

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can multiple anal muscles be stretched and used together as a timing belt in a '77 chevy vega

asking for a friend

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>In a mental depressed state where even a little stupid thing would totally derail me (No psychiatrist because they don't take new patients during summer and the mental wards in hospitals are apparently full)
>Also super fragile as fuck and dumb
>Did something stupid to a friend when he was drunk
>The next day, a friend comes back from the dead to just shout at me and say that he hates me
>Mind you that this nigger doesn't have internet for almost a month because he lives in the middle of nowhere and would need to find an open hotspot to just do this
>Get super paranoid that he would get people to just bully me (since something like that happened in the past)
>Friend I did a stupid thing to has been reassuring me that it's fine and somehow managed to calm me down
>Next day came
>Been trying to help a different friend to get a job, but it went south and he began yelling at me
>Internet dead friend returns back and starts screaming at me, made it even worse when I was trying to defend myself in panic and angered the drunk friend too
>Get mental blue screen of death and shut down
>Realize that I'm a massive piece of shit that is just a waste of oxygen and start to constantly think about just killing myself while avoiding all multiplayer video games and all IM services while laying in bed constantly, knowing very well that it's going to get even worse

So, what's the most effective way of committing suicide without a handgun and not leaving any mess behind?

>>10316937
i mean

what have you been doing to get these people mad at you

>>10316441
No, can confirm.

>>10316282
>Too broke to afford PReP. I just wanna breed some ass.

People like you are the worst thing about being gay. Meaningless sex won't fill the hole in your heart. You will die of AIDS alone and unloved.

Sluts are disgusting worthless people.

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>>10317678
What you really want is someone looking for a loving, caring relationship who is also down for hot and often sex. A lover who's also slutty in the sack.

>>10316937
Asphyxiation's a classic clean method. Also the adrenaline actually is really good for orgasms so that's two birds with one stone.

>>10314588
cheap macaroni and cheese from a box

>>10317678
What a basic mindset. You're a waste of everyone's time if you think dating people doesn't lead to the inevitable. Some people just skip the formalities and fuck around. No big deal.

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I should learn to sculpt and cast silicone and start selling animal dicks. People who buy them seem to have as much money as they have room in their bowels. Who fucking needs school.

>>10317719
Sex is best when it's in the context of a loving relationship with a strong emotional foundation.

Sluts are disgusting human garbage, because fucking strangers isn't even physically satisfying, degrades the individuals who participate in it, and ruins any potential intimacy they would have if they manage to move towards actually meaningful relations.

Fucking strangers isn't even 0.01% as pleasurable or rewarding as physical or emotional intimacy with someone who loves you.

Sluts are almost always desperately trying to use the physical act of fucking to fill in some sort of psychological need, and it always just makes things worse.

>>10318220
There's a difference between making love, casual sex, and desperately trying to use sex to compensate for a psychological and emotional deficiency.

>>10318225
Animal dicks are 95% name and 5% price competition. There's a bunch of freelance guys on Etsy and similar sites, you're in a stiff market with no wiggle room. Bad Dragons are expensive as hell but you can get similar equivalents for as much as a half or a third of the Bad Dragon's price. That's not taking into account all the tax evasion and illegal advertising Varka does to keep profits up. Only the top of top makers end up turning any real livable wages and those go way beyond one guy in a garage.

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>>10318299
wew lad

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>>10318362
I had a feeling. I saw a few Etsy shops with really interesting designs and good prices, and realized they only sell maybe a few a month. Even Exotic Erotics seems to get blown the fuck out in volume. I didn't know about illegal advertizing or tax evasion, but I'm not surprised.
Fucking Bad Dragon.

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>>10318299

>>10318299
>Sluts are almost always desperately trying to use the physical act of fucking to fill in some sort of psychological need, and it always just makes things worse.
>There's a difference between making love, casual sex, and desperately trying to use sex to compensate for a psychological and emotional deficiency.

Right, so tell us what's the difference between "slutting" it up and casual sex. I suppose if I was dating someone and put out on first date I'm just a slut, huh?

I met my ex through a grindr hookup. Still great friends with the guy. Met my current boyfriend through the Midwest Furfest bareback chat. We play around and still come back to each other because of the immense trust and responsibility we have and are committed to knowing our status. It's not hard.

Drop the 20s romance ideal. It's dumb.

>>10318427
He's right though. Typically people who are quick to skip formalities are also quick to skip out on a relationships when they get boring. If you're serious about building a relationship you don't skimp on the foundation. Not to mention that frequent sex with multiple partners degrades the overall pleasure in relationships. There's a reason gay men are 37x more likely to cheat on their partners than straight men.

>>10318674
You raise an interesting point but correlation does not equal causation.

>>10318427
anon's p much correct desu

Ever just feel like you just aren't allowed to truly enjoy yourself anymore? I mean sure things like flapping or a food you enjoy can bring a slight, passing amount of enjoyment, but everything you've been doing is no longer fun, mostly due to the "people" you need to associate with make the experience a chore?

I just want some way to actually relax, but I don't go on vacation for another month and even then it's not some relaxing beach trip where I can just lay down in the sand, enjoy the temporary warmth and the fact that I'm probably going to get skin cancer from it so life won't be anywhere near as long as people think it should be.

I don't fucking know, I'm just really depressed the past couple of days for seemingly no reason.

>>10320316
>slight, passing amount of enjoyment
You're lucky if you even get that much. At least things aren't terrible all the time only for it to get worse over the course of years and to have very much real and severe reasons to feel depressed or otherwise mentally ill. Just make the best of it or don't, either way you're stuck dealing with it.

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buff minihoers tho

I just freaked out and ripped a bunch of skin off my arm. This hurts like hell. I wish my friends would respond or my boyfriend was awake.

Anyone else having a shit day?

>>10322126
shit week which is hopefully almost over
might wanna slap an icepack on that man
numb it a bit at least

>>10322240
No way to get an ice pack without running into the family, sure as hell don't want to explain this to them.

Any plans to make next week better dude?

>>10322264
ah that sucks
maybe toss on something with sleeves real quick i dunno

not really
just kind of hoping things arent as lame and junk

>>10318546
>basing relationships on a mutual desire to havr unprotected sex with strangers.

You are mentally ill.

>>10322966
Not him, and I agree that a real reletionship built as friends before going into romance is better then sex turning into a reletionship.

But it just doesn't happen that way for everyone. Be it social pressure, depression or maybe even mental illness some people do meet by unprotected sex and that's their lot in life. If something bad happens then it's entirely their fault and they have no sympathy from me, but you can't just dismiss it as the "wrong" thing to do because you don't agree.

>>10323087
He literally said that they met on "Midwest Furfest bareback chat" which i assume was an internet chatroom for desperate furfags looking for other desperate to have unprotected gay orgies with.

Right after that he says that both he and his "boyfriend" go around fucking as many other disgusting fetishists unprotected as often as possible.

Basing so much of your life around a bugchasing fetish is fucking insane and not at all like having a stupid drunken fuck without protection on one occasion.

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>>10323254
I agree the fetish is completely retarded. Really though it's his choice, as long as he isn't some fucker who tries to convince people into going it bareback just to give them STD's there's no issue.

If he finds it fun to stay in his little community of the fetish then I say let him, because the alternative is these people go around to younger kids and con them into using no protection. Better to let them keep it in their own little groups.

>>10304693
I never understood this joke.
High Fidelity was a movie about music hipsters and John Cusack getting his gf back
What's this got to do with alcohol

>>10323313
MED RESISTANT AIDS
POOOOZ LOOOOADS

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bork

>>10318462
But wait there's more!
Not only is varka a piece of shit, BD also abuses animals in some form I think? Like there was a whole thing about it

I could be wrong, and it couldve been a fever dream, but hey.

I'm a hoe and you know it

Where's strayabro

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>>10323909
Here dude. Mandarinbro?

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>>10323254
Chill the fuck out. You were whining about slut-shaming then turned to whining about kink-shaming. Nobody but you said that he was a "bugchaser" and goes around fucking people "unprotected" as much as possible. People are hooking up all the time, and whether he decides to be a retard and risk his life with other like-minded fools is up to them.

>>10324054
Yeah man, that unexpected buttsex, who nelly!
Im just minding my business, and then BAM, there's suddenly a dick in my ass

Like a fuckin hawk swooping down to catch its prey for a delicious meal

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>>10324085
Resorting to being a retard makes you even more embarrassing to associate with. Good luck with life.

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>>10324115
What? I'm not even the guy you're talking to. I just wanted to illustrate how much of a dumbass he was being.

Though I think its funny you think I'm him

>>10323955
Yis

Got any songs i could add to my playlist

>>10324356
I actually don't really. Haven't listened to anything except the same Ghost Mice album for about a week now.

>>10324580
Link it pls

Also what are you up to

>>10324609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytBbs-j9US4

I'm watching bad movie reviews with a friend, not really enjoying it too much though. Probably going to stop after this one and then talk to my bf a while, then fap again and then sleep. What about you?

>>10324628
I'm sitting at a friends
We're playing bf1 and listening to meme songs

Friend got a hole in his tooth filled so he's nearly mute for a few hours which is great

How"s your bf doin?

>>10324655
Good. He seems like he's in a good mood recently which is great. I've been in a kinda weird state though, keep crying out of nowhere and earlier I scratched a bit of my arm till it bled a bit. He's been helpful and kind to me about everything.

I could never get into bf1, been playing Rainbow Six Siege recently though because I got it cheap.

How's life on your end going?

>>10316937
Who should you listen too
Some dumb cunt who has nothing good to say
Or
The friend you affected who says your not in the wrong

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>>10324690
Pretty okay
Got a gf going
I eat normally and all that jazz

It's way too hot here though, and living in an attic does not help

>>10324720
Hey that's great man. Is she nice? Also I'm kinda jealous of the heat right now, coldest days in a long time around here which sucks for me because I'm not used to it.

Starving myself for a sort period won't hurt right?

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>>10324756
If you're fat, no
If you're already skelly don't
Just look out for yourself, okie?

>>10324747
Yeh she's perfect for me, i wanna keep her
Also, can i get the cold pls
I hate the heat

>>10324756
Day or two won't kill you, if that's what you're asking about. Wouldn't advise it though.

>>10324756
It never hurt me, but it has some people. So be careful and if it feels like too much then eat something light.

>>10324775
We all hate the heat, I'm just missing being able to open my window and sit half out of it.

It's a shame we can't be in a state of always kinda cool around the world, most people would be happy then.

Make sure you say "I love you" to her a lot btw, that worked well for me.

>no really tall semi muscular shemale gf to plow you nightly

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>>10324891

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>>10324891
>shemale
>gf

>>10324956
gf(male)

>>10324809
If i sit on my roof in this heat my buttcheeks will get burned

Also i do that a lot
In general, we give each other a lot of cutesie stuff like plushies and such

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>>10324891
>she will never greet you after a long days work

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>>10324719
I don't know
They both used to be my friends, and in the end both of them now hate my guts

>>10324756
It depends. I starved for 3 days straight, and I'm alright. But then again, I'm not exactly thin either.

>wake up
>just want to goto sleep again

Nice

>>10325175
>wake up
>hungry as hell but don't feel like preparing breakfast

>>10324054
>Nobody but you said that he was a "bugchaser" and goes around fucking people "unprotected" as much as possible.

Except he literally started this whole conversation talking about bareback buttfucking.

Someone who goes to bareback buttfucking orgies at furry conventions and who's in a relationship where they both "play around" with other guys often (which specifically means bareback anal with randos)

For fuck's sake he was whining about being horny while being too broke to afford PReP.

Anyone who is that obsessed with having bareback sex with other strangers who share the same fetish must have some severe mental health problems.

>>10325175
>wake up
>sun didn't explode in my sleep

It's not like I'm even asking for much.

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i keep nutting on myself
today i got a sock on my normal spot and caught it all
fuck TiTs is turning me into a degenerate

>>10325490
>futa faggotry

You're already too far gone.

Kill yourself.

>>10325580
>unironically following ironic fetishes
I agree.

>>10325580
>>10325587
to be fair
it is a shemale
vagina is fucking nasty yo

>>10325599
But vagina looks delicious.

>>10325599
that doesn't make it any better.

Any combination of tits and dick on the same body is disgusting autistic faggot shit,

>>10325618
Vaginas are best when they're between a cuntboy's legs.

>>10325618
horse vagina looks okay
human vagina looks like a disgustingly huge headed man wearing 3 flesh colored trench coats

dick looks great

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>>10325643
>horse vagina looks okay

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>>10325638
The only good boy pussy is between their cheeks.

>>10325643
Trench coats are hot.

>>10325643
Horse vaginas look terrible and horse dicks are the worst dicks in the entire animal kingdom.

Horses are shitty animals and only autistic retards think that they're anything but disgusting retarded livestock that reeks of shit,

>>10325673
>vaginas look terrible
thank you

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>>10324756
Depends on how long and how much fat you burn in what periof of time. A lot of chemicals that we get in contact with can get stored in your fat since they are lipophilic. And reintroducing too many of them over a short peroid of time can lead to development of allergies and other sickness.

haha

murder me haha

fuck me in the ass while wearing makeup and girl's clothing haha

lay on my chest and fall asleep to the rhythmic beating of my heart haha

please hold hands with me haha

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>>10327306

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>>10327191
>>10327306
haha ok

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>>10326812
If you could pass as a girl completely i'd rail you.

tie me up and cuddle me haha

Parents dragged me to the ER last night because they thought I was suicidal. I better be in a great fucking mood for the rest of my life because I hope that never happens again.

>>10328000
what kinda shitty parents do this shit without asking and/or talking about it with you first lmao

>>10328157
we did for all of five seconds while I was in some blind fit of anxiety. I'm pretty sure I did blurt out "I want to kill myself" but now I just feel less inclined to talk about how I feel with them.

kill me haha
please haha
i can't fix my life and i will never have anything haha
im going to be 23 next month haha
no college
no gf
no life
haha

>>10328316
try community college haha
financial aid isn't too hard to get haha
there's enough failures there to find at least one group willing to coddle you for a bit haha

>>10328535
guns are also super cheap and like 50 feet from my house
merica
haha

>>10328556
Protip: guns can be used for things other than suicide

If you've got nothing to lose then you might as well use it to make a withdrawal at a bank in another city than the one you live in.

>>10328614
just walk to a city and somehow magic my way to a perfect life

>>10328622
>have gun
>use gun to get car
>drive car to bank in other city
>use gun to make withdrawal

If you aren't willing to do what it takes to fix your problems then quit your fucking whining and just do the world a favor and end yourself.

>>10328699
Why do want to turn him into Jamal's onahole?

>>10328724
Better than being a whiny crybaby

>>10328724
If you're a good bitch for Jamal he'll treat you right and protect you for the rest of his life. Literally no negatives. Go for it my man.

>>10328750
There will be plenty of crying and whining either way.

Since I can't talk to my family about my problems I think I'm just going to make alcohol my primary coping mechanism.

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Hey Anons, it's me, I was hoping for another thread, I've been in a bad place, maybe wallowing with other sad people will help me.
Or maybe not.
I'm so tired of being like this.

>>10329004
What are your problems exactly?

Why not work on fixing them instead of whining about them?

>>10329009
>Hey Anons, it's me

Who the fuck are you?

>>10329062
Me.

>>10329062
It's me, man.
But for real, that was the joke, "It's me!" and yeah.. Sorry.

>>10329032
They're really stupid. They're really not as serious as I let them be, but they get to me a lot.

>>10329110
So work on fixing them instead of whatever you were planning on doing.

Why won't you talk to your family about them?

>>10303907
Been princess carried several times by girls. It's nothing to write home about 2bh

>>10329414
Stop, Anon, you're making me jealous.

>>10329414
It is when your tall

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Who /wineadnweedaloneat4am/ here?

>>10329836
Weed is a shitty drug.

Amphetamines and opioids are what make life bearable.

>>10329836
Soz I'm /cryinginbedat6am/

>>10329836
I'm merely making shitty doodles at 22:16.

>>10329938
What you doodling m'man

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>>10325490
>TiTS
On top of nearly everything having a dick, Fenoxo and whoever else can't write for shit.

>>10329984
Guns like a highschooler.

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>>10329836
>drugs
All I need is the surge of serotonin and dopamine from a brisk walk on this beautiful day!

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>>10330090
Same mate, easily the most fun things to doodle. Sorry for the shit photo, but it's space marines being tacticool.

Now show us your gun.

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>>10330179
This nigga knows.

>>10330217
Can't be fucked to connect the scanner and phone's battery is dead, apologies.

>>10330090
Guns are timeless and for all ages

>>10330217
>space marines

Warhammer fags are fucking retarded and annoying autists

>>10325490
Have you checked out Lilith's Throne? It's very early dev, but it's already shaping out to be better. The sex scenes are neat because it's actually a minigame.

>>10330284
But those space marines look like literal marines in space.

>>10330284
Ye tru
But Space marines aren't limited to war hammer tho

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>>10330179
>not getting high and taking brisk walks

I always thought the "woah trees man" bullshit was bullshit but man you really see the structure in the environment from a weird angle.

>>10330284
Cmon dude no one is this stupid

I even thought about this mix up before posting it in my stoned drunk state and went "no, I don't need to say space operatives or some shit because people understand that space marine is not limited to 40k".

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I'm sitting on my porch and someone a street down is listening to numa numa

God damn it

>>10329101
Wild guess, were you part of the ultimate 12 yo furry kids breakdown thread?

>>10330702
No no, I was an Anon in another one of these threads who was crushing on his friend.

>>10330648
It's a break in space and time that leads back to 2007

>>10330648
My neighbors living as close as it's possible without living in the same apartment just love blasting disco polo the whole day and night every weekend.

>>10330753
Wew
I'd rather have one back to the 80's so i can go overdose on coke

>>10330779
Blast heavy metal instead

>>10330729
Then, whats been bothering you?

>>10330827
I was put on stand-by, by him while he rubs his boytoy in my face.

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>>10330842
Sorry, you need to elaborate a bit more, these threads get deleted from my memory exactly like they get get deleted from the side, so unless you break a arm and mention it everytime,yeah...
Anyway, being emotionally toyed with is shit, yeah.

>>10330912
Had a friend, we're cool, do lewd things every now and again.
He forgets me, or at least that's how it feels, we talk things over, and I tell him how I feel forgotten.
He's opened up to me about heavy shit.
Start to crush on him, tell him a day after I figure it out.
Tells me he'll get back to me because he needs to think, but what it feels like he means is "Don't bother me until we both forget about this."
He's always hanging with the guy, and the guy's gonna visit and maybe fuck him.

>>10331033
(Maybe he was taken aback by you having feelings for him, cause he saw you more as someone for talking about heavy stuff then. Now he s trying to get you out of his life, so it can detach him a bit more from his problems agin.) Completely hypothetical, i am not that good with this.
Anyway, you should take a step back from him for some time i guess

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>>10331033
Sounds to me like you got tampon'd you cute little nice guy. He'll come back, but only when his heart's having that time of the month again.

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>>10331251
I wouldn't be surprised, I've accused him once or twice for that sort of thing, told me how he didn't mean to, or would explain things, there was a time when he did want to comfort me, but I was upset.
Now I'm asking him how to get my own harem like he has, just to try and make him jealous, pathetic I know.
As I said in in the last thread, this isn't my first time on somebody's backburner.
>Cute little nice guy
Thanks if that was sincere, but I get this feeling it may not be.
>>10331206
I've tried, but it's so hard to ignore certain things, I just get angry when I know he's playing with the other guy, seeing him in a voicechat.
Maybe he opens up to all his new boytoys.
He's done weird things for me, like getting me in the discord, and just straight-up asking if I needed a shoulder.

>>10311288
I wish I could find a woman who would love me and not betray me

>>10331353
It sounds like he is the kind of person that thrives on drama and attention. He sounds good at it though. Still, best avoided

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>>10331353
>Now I'm asking him how to get my own harem like he has, just to try and make him jealous
To what end? You're only continuing to allow him to decide what you are. You need to separate yourself from him as much as possible, because not doing so is only going to continue to be toxic and hold you back form finding what makes you happy.

Haha
Anyone else seeing the beautiful fullmoon?

>>10331505
Nope, it's still daytime here and it's raining.

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>>10331353
It was sincere, because I have no doubt you're a cute little nice guy. You can keep being his nice guy and I'm sure when he's done with the cock carousel he'll come back home to cuddle you when you're both older (unless he dies of AIDS), or you can keep it strong and move along like you know you should.

>>10331505
Nah all I can see is a beautiful anon

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>>10331521
This is gonna be real hard.
He probably doesn't even know my name, I think now that I've calmed down temporarily for the most part, yeah, yeah I should detach myself from him.
It's hard because we both come from similar backgrounds and he understood when I talked about what I had to deal with.
Someone out there will appreciate me someday, I hope.
>>10331486
You're right too.. I'm gonna do this

>>10331517
This but instead of rain I got that beautiful post-rainy day Florida overcast.

>>10331664
It just stopped raining here.
Because we both live in florida it seems.

>>10331677
What nice coincidence. Is the warmth of the sunshine state treating you well?

>>10331771
No, I fucking hate the heat. I wish I was back north where I won't die of heatstroke in the shade.

It's done, sent him a long message explaining why I unfriended him, then unfriended him.
I don't even have a cool hip reaction image.

>>10331792
Just freeze a bottle of water and rub it against your forehead and let that heat stroke you all over my man. It feels great!

>>10331870
Nice, Steben Molyniu would be proud.

>>10331870
Good, keep in mind things will be better this way. It's better to cut him off before you really get attached than to let him play with your feelings over time.

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>>10331870
Good job anon

>>10330729
>>10330842
>he rubs his boytoy in my face.
>>10331033
>He's always hanging with the guy, and the guy's gonna visit and maybe fuck him.
>>10331353
>Now I'm asking him how to get my own harem like he has
>the other guy
>all his new boytoys
>>10331870
>sent him a long message explaining why I unfriended him, then unfriended him.
>>10331578
>He probably doesn't even know my name

So is his "harem" of "boytoys" just one guy he's hanging out with? Then again you said >>10331033
>He's always hanging with the guy, and the guy's gonna visit and maybe fuck him.

So is it just another guy he's chatting with online? Have they even interacted face to face in person?

Have you even met this guy your obsessed with?

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>>10331958
>>10331967
I wish I had someone physically here to cry on there shoulder.
Thank you.

>>10331991
Thanks, I think.

>>10332021
He's hung out with other dudes in the past, just forgets me, it's like for every new dude he meets is an upgrade from the last.
He's called them his Harem at some point, no we've never met, but we hung out a lot, and just talked about shit, he hangs out with this new dude constantly, I feel left in the dust.

>>10332169
Just grab something soft and hug it for a while. Let your sadness out and time will heal your wounds.

>>10332169
>no we've never met

Stop being obsessed with someone you've never interacted with you creepy wierdo.

Are valium and alcohol that harmful when mixed? I've never taken them together but they both are basically the only things making life bearable.

>>10333126
>Creepy weirdo
You've described most of /trash/.
And we did interact, chucklefuck, at least read the post.
Meeting someone doesn't equal interacting with them.

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>>10333266
Wait, so you never even saw this guy face to face at all?

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I hate work. Why do jobs even exist? Just to make me suffer even more? I look like a lazy, whiny fuck to others if I try to get out of it too. But what's the point in living if I have to give up 8 hours of my life everyday to do it?

>>10331505
Gonna be looking at it soon. Comfy.

>>10334322
Go live in a shack in the forest and bomb random people while maintaining an aura of pretentious superiority.

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>>10334385
Sounds fun actually. I'll consider it alongside the random street beatings plan.

>>10331505
I kind of hate the full moon
ruins my astrophotography photos

>>10336651
sounds neat
do share

>>10333266
>You're obsessed with a guy you casually chatted with online
>you think this is equivalent to being in an actual relationship
>you think that him talking to another guy online is flaunting his "harem" of "boytoys"
>you made a creepy declaration of love for him and are butthurt that he's trying to avoid you, instead of saying he loves you and wants to marry you
>you unfriended him and wrote him a butthurt love letter about it

You are mentally ill.

>jerkin' it to anime tiddies
>cum so hard it goes through the tissue getting on my leg
Any of you fags have advice for getting cum off of bodyhair?

>>10337193
Just get a wet rag and soap on scrub off. I cum on my body all the time no biggie my niggie.

>>10333132
Yes, turns out alcohol is one of the worst drugs to mix with other drugs, antihistamines and depressants/downers especially. Alcohol quickly goes from its regular level of unhealthy straight into dangerous territory.

>>10337245
Yeah, that's what I did. I was just wondering if there was a secret panacea.

>>10337193
>not cumming on your stomach and letting it dry
>>10337304
>panacea
Well I learned a new word today.

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how big do you think her dick is

>>10337669
could probably split logs with it

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>>10318362
>In a stiff market

God I'm such an adult.

>>10337909
Does she call her dick Abe? Or George?

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>>10338132
jerry

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>>10338171
Seinfeld?

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>>10338215
of course

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>>10338359
i like your style

>>10336760
n-no
they're all terrible because i have shitty kit lens

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haha lines and colors

>>10340048
Maybe we are all just unhappy little fagcidents

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>>10331505
>moon's bright enough to shine through my curtains and keep me awake

>>10340260
get blackout blinds
they're pretty great

Finally start doing better in classes. Got my first part timer with really good hours. Soon ill be making money to buy stuff. I thought Possum life was an inescapable hole. Am I finally making it?

>>10341294
> I thought Possum life was an inescapable hole

Unless if you got real unlucky in regards to mental illness and substance abuse or outright disability the grand majority of problems in life can be dealt with. In the event that you did get unlucky with the aforementioned problems then you're actually living the trash life deserving of club jackets and secret possum handshakes.

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>>10341363
Oh, and poverty. That one is kind of a given though because rich people problems while legitimate don't resemble possum problems in the slightest.

>>10341432
Rich people problems aren't real problems.

>>10341491
They just don't have problems that can be fixed by throwing a wad of cash at it.

Turns out there's actually quite a few serious and debilitating problems that can fuck over anyone including rich, famous, beautiful, or otherwise well adjusted people. If a fat stack of cash solved each and every one of your own issues how many issues do you really have?

>>10341565
I wish you'd throw your fat stack at my issues

>>10341491
I think rich people problems are worse than poor people problems. Like, instead of everyone not liking you because you're a loser everyone just wants to pretend to be your friend because you're a loser with lots of money. And if you ever call them out on their shit they'll just say you're a greedy asshole and you just don't want to share your wealth with people who actually "need" the money. Even at that they'd still probably harass you about it when you said you don't like them and they made it clear they don't like you.

>>10341695
I wouldn't say that either is worse, mostly because what you described doesn't compare to living in an alleyway and doing heroin daily and that situation doesn't compare to the starving African child scenario. It all comes down to perspective and it turns out it's actually really hard to have perspective for situations you've never even come close to experiencing.

>>10341565
What sort of problems do rich people have? How much of a problem are these rich people "problems"?

>>10341784
I feel it mostly boils down to choices for the most part. There's nothing stopping a rich person from blowing all their money on heroin and ending up in an alley for the rest of their life or ODing, and there's no one's forcing the homeless man to do drugs. I think it's more about how you get there than about where you are. Doesn't compare to the Africa thing though, but personally I'd rather starve together than be full alone. Or at least that's what I'd think I'd prefer since I'm just projecting my fears.

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humnums

>>10330648
new neighbors just moved in next door and every night they play what sounds like royalty free stock music and play along to it loud as fuck. my walls are paper thin and i can hear every damn note. misery

Should I leave Australia before summer starts?

>>10344169
it's usually also there for you to draw your shit aswell

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>>10344205
The Roll20 sheet has a front page for character bio and a picture though, plus you can only type in it. I guess I could put some more minor things like tattoos, scars, piercing and etc. that's not on the picture I'm using.

Also I swear to god I accidentally post /tg/ questions here every thread. Pic related it the character token I made.

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>>10344226
nice Dumbner

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>>10344253
I'll have you know that this is totally not a Dunmer and is instead just a Drow who dyed his hair black and has face paint on when adventuring that looks similar to Dunmer tattoos.

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>>10330061
>not wanting to get dicked

>>10344702
Getting dicked is good, but futafaggotry is shit.

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Huehue

I'm bored on campgrounds what do

>>10345924
Practice your survival skills and build shelter and a fire before nightfall.

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>>10345964
Have a tent here and a fire is in the works

I ain't got booze and noone to drink with though

>>10346028
Scavenge for clay and sculpt something nice. Maybe a shot glass you could use at your next social gathering so you'd be the hot topic with your crude but sexy clay cup.

>>10346109
Uhh good idea man

There's sand on the beach so there should be some clay

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>>10344702
Sometimes you don't want to get dicked by every goddamn thing you talk to, you know?

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>>10346407
>Implying

>>10346407
what if the window licker on the bus tries to converse with you?

>gf only speaks to me in memes to get my attention so I can start the conversation

how am I supposed to emotionally even begin to cope with this shit, don't you love me enough to just talk to me

>>10347208
have you tried telling her that it really bothers you that she does this?
I don't even slightly know how to help with that, sorry anon

>>10347208
You could be the one to initiate it or just casually find a nice way to tell her you don't think memes are all that funny. Tell her you suddenly aren't titillated by memes anymore all of a sudden and you don't know why or something like that.

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>>10347208
Get a notepad and a green pen and only communicate things to her with >implications