tf2g midriff edition

my

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benis

*talks to friends*
hey i feel better
one of my friends said my skin feels softer
i like that he noticed
uwu

i shall shop

buy me

is that really how it works

um

i bought spring onions

someone on /r/suomi said all furries should die in hell

it was on a link to some blog post about if it's p*rvy (in a bad way) to find a character in a children's (live action) tv show s*xy

which show

lazy town?

a finnish one

u.u

well

i miss ctf_well too

suck my ctf_cokc

if you want me to

i made a smelly

girls dont fart

>>10294341
but of course i want you to do that kiriikp

>>10294523
um

>>10294536
*ums*

i burnt my hand

how long does this daikon take to fry

*kisses it better*

great now its fucking scalding thanks faggot

are you sure

dotsy is not me

>>10291048
me on the left

im the balls

me as the >>10291562

>>10294939
you are not me

im a weeb

*makes japanese food*

im me

*eats american chinese food*

im also me

*doesn't eat anything but still doesn't starve to death*

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditSimulator/comments/4n4n8g/

i like the "guess what" at the end of the title

me: *see's hot sexy woman*
pengis: "ew gross"
also me: *see's a deer with tiddy*
pengis: "BOI IF U DON'T"

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*see's haskell*

i think they should rewrite firefox in haskell instead

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*see's bulge*

i use chrome
is it bad

i use chrom

:e

i dont see what the big deal about women is
they cant do heavy work
they cant do basic logic
they just walk around and compliment each others nails or some shit
why havent we invented artificial wombs yet

women are cute

men can be even cuter than women
men can do anything better than them

my relatives want me to have grandchildren
None of my siblings are having children
They're also old and conservative so I don't think they'd like a gay furry in the family
I want some companionship :x

>tfw only child so i have not option for being gay

>>10296285
but thats wrong
women are genetically designed to be cute

they were not
they spend large amounts of time practicing putting on make up and doing butt exercises to be cute because they were socialized to be that way
if you take a person from birth you can make them look like a manly man or a womanly woman just by telling them how to live life

nighty night cock suckers

my deer bf is waiting for me through this portal
*puts noose around neck*

i want to kill myself lol

oh deer

I don't want to kill myself I just want a cute deer bf

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>this thread

>tfw no qt semi-autistic qt deerboy who i can hug when he gets upset

why is life unfair

>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW that ACTUALLY want an anthropomorphic animal mate

do i have to tell you how retarded and disgusting deerpeople sound

They sound cute! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!

They're probably soft and fluffy

ok i googled and nevemind youre right deerpeople look cute
but the antlers would either have to be cut short or every doorway in existence would have to be restructured

im a deer boy

*deers*

will you be my bf?

we can cuddle :x

xavirav spelt backward is xavirav

WHO'S YOUR FAVOURITE RAPPER NINJA
MASELF

im going to sleep and i hope i die

lol

are you me

i hate my life and i hope i die a painful lonely death
hahhhaaa

selling cute midriff pics for compliments

haha welcome to the club

>>10299632
I'll take one

selling my relations and life aspirations for a cute deer bf

remember the times you lied to me
the times where you said i was beautiful but it was more love than honesty
white lies
white lies

beauty is an abstract concept that varies with different perceptions

youre not beautiful in anyones perceptions

i know

are cute deer bfs beautiful?

youre just infatuated
give it time

i got really upset so i lied on the floor and then i fell very slightly better
it reminds me of when someone told me they slept in the trash because that's where they thought they belonged
they do not belong there

someone posted a cute deer in the thread the other day and it was really cute which makes me sad because i know i will never be able to love something that cute which means i will die alone never having embraced anyone

sometimes I wake up in the night in fear, just to find out i was having the same nightmare of turning into a loli and getting raepd by some bbc or something
i ned help

stop looking at cp

i only looked at it when i was 10
then i learned it was illegal and that my parents could have winded up in jail and then i delet system 32
never downloaded p2p programs ever since
also i have a friend addicted to lolis so that doesn't help either

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i found xionxang lol

i found him long ago

y u liek diks?

xionxang is cute

yeah

awoo

*awoo~

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lol

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*wakes up*

hi human

i had a dream i fucked a hot black tranny so hard i made her cum without touching her p&*#s

im black

*steals*

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boys are gross unless they have big hips

what if they don't

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idk
some boys can be cute when they are super girly

i am girly in the bad way

is there a bad way

*twirls anonymous skirt*

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he forgot

>template <typename T> T foo (T x) { return 2 * x + 1; }

i want my 0€ back

what on earth is that

any decent language has a solution to that thing where you duplicate functions for specific types but he ignored it

i think

I played minecr*ft today

i sneezed

i got banned on /vg/

did you shitpost in the overwatch thread again

did you post kiri bending over in the tf2g

>>10306634
the one where im not cute like a girl but im dumb and get mad at things like a girl

>>10307930
I'm sure you can be very cute when you're mad.

>>10307714
did you strip naked and tease my dick

is it really cute to ruin a relationship with someone by manifesting your insecurities through irrational anger

>>10308195
then get to it

>>10308196
its okay if you tell them that you are sorry and the next time you are being a faggot they should spank you and cage your **** and put a collar on you and cat ears and if you dont walk around on your knees you accept that you are at fault for the relationship being in a bad state

>>10308196
If it wasn't, then I wouldn't be cute either!

i am wearing my mothers sweater and i feel cute

im wearing your mother LOL

i was just kidding
i wanna wear your though

Heh

someone on steam said people can say strange things

airsoft is fun

i wanna play it again sometime

*sends body pics to people and says something like s*x isn't that big of a deal and tells you about how i flirted with someone you dislike for days and how VERY cute i find them (in a whole different way) and tells you about how i *apped to that video of someone you liked*

but you asked

but you like

did those things

holy shit
autism overload

******* would LOVE it if the d*tsy she likes sent others pics of his body and talked to her about flirting with others and how VERY cute he finds them and *apping to videos of others

and other things

i have talked about the body pics thing numerous times and would still never do nudes
the sex not being a big deal thing I was using as an argument against being a slut, not for it
the flirting was ages ago and it's not like it lead to anything, and yes, what i found cute about him was different to what I found cute about you (is this meant to be a problem)
I liked him too, *apping to people you know isn't abnormal at all, and i was still willing to put my feelings aside and let you date him

*****s LOVE discussing things they HATE

>(is this meant to be a problem)
it kinda reminded me of how someone on https://nyymichan.fi once posted a sad anime picture and said you should NEVER date a bisexual

or was it about falling in l*ve with one

i forgot

i fell in love with a bisexual twice

i was single at the time

is me finding my cute a problem

yes!

if you also find dotsies cute but in a different way

some ways may be better than others

kiriikps dont understand

dotsys aren't cute

humans are spergs

i wanna bite a

>>10311206

but i do

do humans understand kiriikps

*ignores what you say*

who is that open mouthed boy
i think ive seen him in another movie

it's not that I can't understand my pal's complaints
it's just not clear what she wants

dad said my breathing is loud
I wonder if it's because of my cold or I'm normally like that

breathing should be illegal

home im honey

hi gay

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tfw no cute gf(bf)

awoo

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>equalizer soldiers

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>>10314212
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>10314277

oh

i should have equipped the furry paws and feet instead

im not sure what to use with them though

i hope humans prude sexuality is pissing kiriikp off so much one day that she will pose in lingerie for anonymous (me)

ps i *apped to kiris cute belly once
and i came
and it was nice

i *apped to her ****

post it

what
my cum

um

yeah
and her ****

what kind of shape does kiris butt have

hypercubical

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me on tf2g

kirikiri

*wakes up*
*hugs my deer bf*

but i dont exist lol

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<3 <3 <3 i would literally die if a boy did this to me <3 <3 <3

wtf did you just make a meme out of my message
rude

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it is a common theme
i think

i got a haircut

is no one going to ask for pics

guess who has some steam keys to give away
i do, me its me

t. wav

yes im giving away some games and theres nothing you can do about it

t. wav

give them to me

say im pretty

t. wav

im pretty

;~;

t. wav

wav is pretty
now give me my game

id

t. wav

im shy

Hey its your best furry friend XionanG. I'm looking for some hot butt smacking furry erp action. I'm talking about furry balls to the wall erpin. I want some hyper fur butt and some hyper fur cock. I will not say no to any type of fur. I will lick the shit out of your fur. Fur n shit in my mouth. Oh god its the furkin best. I want all types of furfaggots. I am talkin about single furrys, sexual furries, scale furrys , pony furrys , fat furrys , gender fluid furrys , cucked furrys , skeleton furrys , black neet furrys , hawaiian cucked furrys , australian furrys, peddophile furrys, trans furrys, girl furrys, turtle furrys , british furrys, niggerkin black british furrys , qt fuck boy furrys, foot rest furrys, and jew furrys. I just want you to come and fur cuck my shit up bro. Come on down tot he tf2g irc and add me at http://steamcommunity.com//id/XionxanG for all the furry needs

>~<

t. wav

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gimme a steam key dude seriously its me your furry friend xionxang

stop chewing me

*notices xionxang*
OwO who's this

will xion accept my request, find out on the next episode of dragon ball z

t. wav

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fucking b

what about bs

whats a bs

many of the letter b

i do not know what youre talking about b

i grew a giant pumpkin crop!

i want to sing along this nice song but i dont understand what the singer says
:(

pbth

>>10290990
I see Kobayashi.
What is tf2g and what relevance does it have to "muh waifu"

tf2g is

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go back

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there is nothing for you here

>>10323224
>>10323388
>>10323416
>>10323430
I see there's a common theme here.
If none of you fags can break the circlejerk long enough to explain, that's fine.
I think I understand it, but I want someone from here to tell me so I can be sure.

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the average joe knows what the fuck is going on

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"whatever you think is going on... is going on."
Cool.
staying here then

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m4risa recently got this commission for "her" sona
>human vag
DELET

i woke up

>>10324198
I played Overwatch with m4risa
I used to play TF2 with him and harbleu all the time

my tf2g someone isnt online

i might CRY

i made coffee

i made covfefe HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

t. wav

and my axe!

im paid for existing

>>10324198
>could have been a horse pussy
why do humans have the least appealing vaginal holes in the animal kingdom

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i penetrated someone yesterday

>humam will never play tf2 with you

i spent 14 hours playing minecraft

did you gave fun?

yes!

i spent 10 hours sleeping

with who :o

yes but i am tired now

i retreat to bed where my cute furry bf is currently not becuase he does not exist

with my

self

is she really into that stuff

would anyone not into it wear a shirt like that

im embarrassed to

cute

i have a pic of mai waifu with that shirt

would anyone not into it post a pic of a shirt like that

is anyone not into it

>>10326027

i watched ******* *******'s review of ********** and i liked that he ************ *** ****** *** ***** ******** *** ********** *** ****** **** **** **** ***** ***** ************ ******* **** ** *** *** ***** ** instead of ******* ** *********** *** ******* ** **** "****" ** **** ***** ** like most ****** on /mu/ do
he also said he ***** "**** ** ** *****" and "** ***'* ******* ****'* ** **" which i REALLY ****

***********************************************************************************

t. wav

Wtf this has nothing to do with tf2. How am i supposed to shitpost that Overwatch is better now?

* ***'* ****

*****

overwatch is trash f a m

maliwan launcher
or
vladof launcher

the black one with green lightning on it!

i never heard of it

i want death

i dont get it

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oh

i also dont get it

i think shes going to cut off her dick
im going to cut out my throat
haha

posting random manga pages is pointless

there's a reason they have many other pages for context

i think

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i don't know what this means even with the other pages

its funny cause he stalked her

:?

10328973
its your autism that makes you have no idea what she could be doing with no pants and pointing scissors at her crotch
and its your autism that makes you a person who should stop posting

>>10330009
>>10330104
/r/cringe

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i hate all of you autistic people please leave my general i created it before any of you autistic people came here

hi
i want to di

>>10330144
but that's false

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>>10330209
all of you have actual mental illnesses so get out of my threads i made like the first 4 threads get out autistic people

but i did the first ones

i think

no the first one was me
im not>>10330262

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people who can't function or think properly and have brains that don't work at all get out of my threads

>>10330319
i don't "le i think", i'm actually sure of what thoughts are in my own brain

>>10330369
get out of my thread

i thought that was a joke about roadhog's hook hitboxes

i thought so too
is it not that

ababbabaa abbabbaba abbabbabaa abbabbabbaa

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>>10330396
>i dont think
um

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>>10330476
i dont think i know
and i don't say "i think" after every sentence because i'm an alpha male who is 135% sure of himself on every thing

>>10330468
dancing baby human

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cute pics
>>10330538

being gay is okay but its also wrong so please stop okay thanks

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>>10330550

>>10330572
me on the left

>>10330637
but thats me

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｡･ﾟﾟ*(>д<)*ﾟﾟ･｡

stop the gay
s t o p

>>10330647
but he kind of looks like me except my hair is darker and i have a nose

>>10330726
then you kind of look like me
:o

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>>10330710
i don't have any pictures of not gay things because they never look cute they just have dirty dishrag slut whore bitch women
i hate women they are mean to me

you dont have to post sexual
post some cats
or videogames
or pizzas in strange locations
it doesnt have to be gay you know

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how about pizza AND cats

shut up hunt

manga
i sleep

anime
REAL SHIT????

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which mousepad should i buy

nhk

pizzagirl
pizzagirl pizzagirl pizzagirl

alright give me one of those discount codes for a 1$ mousepad

buy the anime one

do not buy the anime one
buy the pizzagirl one

also i dont have code

postan codes come get your codes
Z099MOUSEPADHSAES
Z099MOUSEPADGNJ8U
Z099MOUSEPAD46XJG
Z099MOUSEPADB8J6V
Z099MOUSEPADVZCGS
Z099MOUSEPADPGW74
Z099MOUSEPADFJVZU
Z099MOUSEPAD46XJG
Z099MOUSEPAD7CQXM
Z099MOUSEPADXPZFT

Z099MOUSEPADCHINK
Z099MOUSEPADPMEHB
Z099MOUSEPADYMZ57

wait wait wait wait what

where do i use it
i also want a mousepad with some funny image xd

do not buy the pizzagirl one
buy the anime one

also i dont have code

damn
shipping costs 5 dollars
i dont have that kind of money

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>>10331305
i thought the codes expired but just tried one and it actually worked to get 0.99 cents

>>10331455
im buying anime one

what kind of money do you have then

i dont have

dont laugh

my nipples are sensitive and i have no one that will play with them

im like tweek and i forget to button my shirt up correctly very often and one time somebody fixed it for me but also touched my nipple while doing it

please tell me where you are currently so i could come to your house and play with your sensitive nipples

im in my house

these mousepads arent good and giant enough for pros like me

i hate guests

you can be my guest

how

you can sleep in the guest bed

>>10331134
its all bad tho

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>reading chinese comics
pfff get on my fucking level plebs