HG
hey
>>10286524
EIGHTEEN MEMES TOO SOON FOR A NEW THREAD
http://poal.me/33312o
>>10286483 (Craig)
>It appears you've planted a skeleton tree. You wonder if you can decorate it with tinsel and ornaments.
>>10286495 (Tricky)
>No, not the stock exchange! The market was going bull, too!
>This, however, is not enough to make you want to piledrive the girl. You simply shove her away from Cantown and turn back to focus on repairing it.
>>10286396
Don't really need an answer to that. I't very obvious.
>>10286552
Sup. Sorry bout earlier. Knew it would happen and did it anyway.
>>10286565
What's with all the polls as of lately?
Not even mad, just curious.
>>10286597
>As you shove her, she falls, landing short of another can structure. She giggles, happy to have instigated a response from you, and knocks down aforementioned building down with a swing of her arm.
CRASH!
This is fun, Mayor! It's like I'm a giant monster, wreaking havoc on a city! Raaaah!
>Picking up a can from the ground, she throws it at your leg.
>>10286524
>While the two fellas observe the stars, a SNEAKY SKELETON is sneakily sneaking up behind them. One of them turns and points out the intruder, but it is too late: the skeleton charges at them and dives into them, causing them to smash through the glass and fall to their deaths.
Skeletons rule, humans drool! For the fifth time!
>The skeleton survives the fall while the two fellas are completely decimated. The skeleton then scales the building and grabs hold of their pets, throwing them down too.
D-don't respond to this, alright? I just wanted to murder two fellas this time. It's just a "shitpost."
>>10286597
>The upside-down skeleton folds his arms and turns to look at the Mayor, still standing upright on his skull.
Have you calmed down now?
>>10286606
It's okay, momma. I recovered.
We'll talk some other time, though. I gotta go to bed soon or I'm not going to look as beautiful in the morning.
This shit still going? Thought you niggas would let this die.
>>10286684
When the fuck did you come back
>>10286684
>this fuckin guy
>>10286698
every 2 weeks
>>10286698
Just now Tricks.
>>10286684
As long as I'm getting paid in kfc it's staying alive
>>10286707
It's nice to see you again, my man. You got a discord?
>>10286684
>Ayyy lmao it's Pac.
>>10286684
We're still here, just to suffer. All the cutscenes we lost, all the content we lost. They won't give them back
>>10286637
>The can strikes your leg, it being heavy enough to send a shockwave of pain up your body.
>You grab it and start hopping around on one foot, desperately trying not to howl in pain.
>>10286643
>You've calmed down about Craig, certainly, but you're now increasingly annoyed at the girl destroying Cantown. You're too busy dealing with her at the moment to even consider uprooting the skeleton.
>>10286719
Nah. Why?
>>10286704
Hey Sunshine
>>10286728
What up ma nigga
>>10286684
Who dis
Legit question.
>>10286749
One of the lost oldfags: Pac
>>10286747
>How ya been Pac? Haven't seen you in ages.
>>10286670
Good to see you grow up. Wonder how you'll handle my other little secrets. See ya around.
>>10286684
That's a real funny one. Don't see this croaking for a long while.
I feel like I'm slowly dying.
>>10286779
>been busy m8, working 5 days a week, living my life etc,
>>10286783
Give it a few, G
>>10286742
>As you hop, the girl grabs your other leg, bringing you to fall to the ground. She holds onto it tightly, and refuses to let go.
Got you, got you!
>>10286747
I missed you maaaaan
>>10286806
>>10286806
You feel it too, don't you?
>>10286742
>Craig plants his hands on the ground and pushes, trying to dislodge his skull from the soil. After a brief struggle, his skull finally comes out with a "pop."
Where the heck did these cans cone from? Shit, where the heck did the girl come from? Is this CAN MAGIC?
>>10286809
Missed ya too, ma niggas. What's been going on since i was last here?
>>10286808
>That's good man, I understand about the IRL stuff, I was gone fore a good while too cause if it.
>>10286806
Same
>>10286826
Literally nothing.
>>10286355
>Karen can't react fast enough to dodge the attack of the cockroach. She slams against the wall, and her body goes numb, unable to move against the heavy strike. The girl slams on the floor and tries to move her hands and crawl forward with no avail.
>>10286418
M-me too. I can't really say I've met them but I'd really like to talk with them and share special moves, maybe.
>>10286684
Who are you to speak such words?
How old is Maria IRL?
>>10286832
Damn i thought by this time Hoshit the Gook might of tried some other drama again.
>>10286828
>Well it's UK m8, fucking birds every weekend, shit beats typing here and fucking animes
>>10286842
Nigga, i'm one of the ancients. I'm one of the original cancerous ones.
>>10286806
That's the side effects from eating at McDonald's, you might also suffering from some self-loathing if that's the case.
>>10286806
You know. You're not technically wrong with that.
>>10286808
That's a downer if I ever heard of one. I think it would last more than a few years.
Clark Kent: I’m Superman
Jimmy: well fuck, now I only have one friend
>>10286809
>You crash to the ground like a sack of bricks, landing on one of the crushed cans. It cuts into your flesh, causing you to now howl in pain. You roll on the ground in agony and hope that whatever god there is intervenes soon, or this girl may just be the death of you.
>>10286822
>You wish you had CAN MAGIC right about now. Or, at the very least, ANTI-LITTLE GIRL MAGIC.
>>10286860
Some people supposedly forced Junko to come into the thread and reveal he's a man.
>>10286870
I see. Can you tell me what this place was like in the old days?
>>10286873
I don't eat McDonald's.
>>10286838
>The monster picks her up by her neck, bringing her up to eye level, and staring her straight in the eyes.
Many lessons are to be learned here, one being do not toy with demons, for they are unforgiving. I'll keep you alive, as a testament to those who truly believe in good in the world. Nature is cruel, and you are merely a few steps from the top of the food chain
>He simply throws her aside, like a used napkin
>>10286860
>Yeah, I know what you mean man, I just come here as a time killer, this place definitely isn't what it used to be.
>>10286886
>Craig shrugs and sits on the Bigfoot corpse, using him as a chair.
This is better then your puppet show, to be honest.
>A can rolls up to Craig's feet. He picks it up and pelts it at the Mayor, contributing to the little girl's CANdid assault and not caring that the word candid doesn't make sense in that context.
God I want to fuck the shit out of Wendy
>>10286888
Fuck off....So Littlefinger is gay?
>>10286910
It was pure cancer.
>>10286882
Maybe so, G
>>10286920
True, true
>>10286926
>fuck the McDonalds out of Wendy
What
>>10286912
Then you have nothing to worry about other than the many equally hazardous 'restaurants'.
>>10286886
Oh, gosh!
>She stops immediately at your cry of pain, and holds you in her arms. She investigating the situation.
Oh, god, are you okay? Here, don't move, I'm sorry.
>Using all her body's strength, she's barely able to life you up, and places you on a nearby beanbag. She takes a bandaid from her pocket, and places it on the wound.
There. Stay there, okay? You can snap my neck later, lemme fix this mess.
>With that, she begins rebuilding all of Cantown that had been destroyed.
>>10286932
LF has always been gay. Just ask King Knight.
>>10286926
>>10286932
I was hoping for a more detailed answer. I could have got that from one of the faceless ones here.
>>10286966
Well what can i say ,babygirl, the faceless ones often tell the truth.
>>10286932
LF is unironically one of the few straight people left in here Pac. The majority is now bi or gay. Even Hoshi turned bisexual.
>>10286870
>one of the ancients
But youre a midfag
Where have all the old memes gone?
Where's >pushes into the oceanposting?
Where's finnposting?
Where's codyposting?
Where's brickposting?
Where's blakeposting?
>>10286926
You should be content with my quality food.
>>10286937
I'll give you praise for that one, maybe you should be hired on as PR?
>>10286996
no deal
>>10286980
What?Bi for who?And if LF dated Junko and Junko is a man, doesnt that make him gay? Or is it not gay if you say no homo?
>>10286985
Nigga, that's debateble depending on where ya draw the line.
>>10286979
They do noymt give much detail though. I was hoping you could shed some light.
>>10286999
This is running on empty.....
Food Review!
>>10286996
nobody cares anymore
>>10286941
>You watch the girl as she begins to clean up the mess she's made, still in pain, but not as badly as before. She seems to have a heart after all. Perhaps she was just messing with you in an attempt to be your friend, but didn't know how to properly convey it to you, and-
>>10286924
>Craig's can beans you right in the head and knocks you the fuck out.
>>10287020
>noymt
>I really should head to bed...
>>10287044
>runs you over
>>10287019
Rin but that's like a leak of 2 imgurs and I dont have those. Those two never were anything.
>>10287036
Today we are going to be reviewing the Wendy's Fresh Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich
>>10287036
You know being on Tosh.0 means that you're a joke.
>>10287020
It was a magical land of constant shitstorms, GoT dramas and cancerous characters like Hoshi and Vino.
>>10287066
Damn
>>10287044
>Craig smiles to himself, satisfied with the turn of events. Ignoring the little girl, he rises from his seat and thinks of a way to move the Bigfoot corpse when suddenly...
>>10287057
OI, HELP ME LOAD THIS BIGFOOT INTO YOUR CAR! FUCKIN' SLOW DOWN!
>>10287044
>After rebuilding the stock exchange, she watches as you are both pelted by cans, and run over by a truck.
....
W-Wait, what?! Mayor!
>She runs over to your battered body, and holds your tattered rags in her palms. She sniffs, and tears well up in her eyes.
>>10287074
I see. So it was more alive back then? Who did you enjoy interacting with from then?
>>10287066
>>10287074
http://imgur.com/a/iuMMk
>>10287101
A lot of people, most are probably gone.
DRINK!
>>10286999
Not looking for a job right now, but maybe I'll consider it some time in the future.
Still, thanks for the offer.
>>10287019
Run while you still can, Pac. These threads have become filled with people who ava furries and people who want to fuck furries.
>>10286996
>codyposting
Thanks god this shit is over
>>10287110
I will save further questions for another time. I need to rest. I will hopefully see you again, sir.
>>10287070
>>10287072
This is the Fresh Mozzarella Chicken Sandwich....going in.
>Takes a couple of bites
This is just one release of Wendy's many artisan sandwiches. Now they always play the sandwich as restaurant meal, but if you order one thinking that, you are going to be disappointed. Now I was hoping for a flavorful chicken patty. But when I bite into it, it was very dry and has no flavor. It's like consuming matter, you can't taste anything. Thats a disappointment. Now the mozzarella is fresh and creamy, but it is not enough, and your taste buds will just focus on the dry chicken, the tomatoes weren't very tasteful.
I give this sandwich a 5.6/10
It needs a lot of improvment
>>10286920
>Every word of Cell resounds through her ears, through her whole skull. She gets the message more than anything else but at the same time her body wants to move and punch him again. Karen tries to stand up after the rough treatment delivered to her body but she's unable to. As soon as she tries, she collapses once again. She's gasping loudly, recovering her air and unable to form a sentence towards the ayylien.
>>10287156
ocelot betray hoshi side now
>cody
>>10287136
So long as you stand up against just settling for Mcdonald's you'll have a place in the future.
>>10287057
>You get run over by a truck, the audible sounds of bones snapping the only thing reminding you you're still alive as your entire body explodes into pain. You start tearing up uncontrollably while howling in pain.
>You really, really wish the fall had killed you now.
>>10287100
>You don't want to see the girl cry over you, but you're really in no position right now to offer any help. In fact, it's you that needs the most helping at the moment, as you moan in agony through your labored breathing.
>>10287108
What the fuck is this?
>>10287161
You have quite the fight in you, a normal girl your age would have died by now, how do you feel? Knowing that you couldn't save a single person in this city. You truly are lucky that they sated my hunger, or else you'd be dessert. Just keep my main message in mind, and stay away from inhuman creatures, you'll live longer. People on the verge of death usually remember things better, so it shouldn't be that hard.
>He walks away from the battered body back into the rubble and remaining buildings of the abandoned city.
>>10286996
Oceanposting is still around when naoe is
>>10287181
To be honest, I've always preferred you guys. I feel your burgers have more variety (at least where I live.)
>>10287142
>Implying that will stop him.
He wanted to fuck polt remember?
>>10287200
Discord leak
>>10286996
>blake
Hey Link
>>10287257
Who wouldn't want to? I hate furries, but even I'd make an acception for Polt.
>>10287200
The number 2 reason to never add Adachi on Discord.
>>10287200
Hoshi's faggotry
>>10287306
Do you think I'm going to screenshot this?
>i was mentioned in the discord leak
o fuk
>>10287325
No cause we're not on discord.
>>10287158
Oh no, a youtuber found one of my items to be 5.6/10 I guess I'll have to crack down on this.
I have an honest question, what do you hope to achieve by doing this? The food rating on youtube part, I feel as though ACTUAL critics have a good reason behind being critics. Guess it's the youtube part of it that I think of you being the kind of guy that's like "Listen to my HIGHLY EDUCATED opinion.", the highly educated part coming from you always wearing a suit.
>>10287243
>The chicken is why I personally like Wendy's, other than wingstop or chick-fil-a.
Wendy's bants are only part of the reason I don't eat there.
>>10287342
the bants are enjoyable but the food is still eh to me
>>10287341
So here's how I see your post.
>your opinion is shit becayse it's an honest opinion on a large viewerbase website that I can't influence in any way to make you give me a better rating.
>>10287341
>pac is back
why him, out of all people
>>10287360
The bants are annoying imho. And their food is garbage. Can't cook a patty right, stale bread, bad food in general really.
>>10287363
God damn it. I laughed. 9/10 for proving me wrong through humor.
>>10287377
>he'd rather have Rin
Boi
>>10287392
i'd rather have any midfag that isn't him come back desu
>>10287392
Not him but Id rather Rin over the twocunted face
>>10287373
>Wendy buys ad space on youtube, she only posts ads on anti-Wendy's videos.
The hell I can't.
>>10287374
If only their actual burgers looked that good.
>>10287377
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>10287377
>Kano will never come back
>Aang will never come back
>Battlewagon will never comeback.
I just want more people to have fun RP with.
>>10287396
>He wants BOWLING
B-B-BOI
>>10287405
what do you classify as fun RP?
>>10287396
I miss Maria too
>>10287407
still better than pac desu
>>10287405
it's a horrible feel
>>10287381
Fucking this! I went there recently. The burgers had no taste and were greasy as fuck. The fucking grease had more flavor. You know you fucked up when your burger patties have less flavor than Jack in the Box's burgers.
>>10287405
>wanting Aang back
>>10287405
>tfw my rp isn't good enough to have fun with
>>10287423
>Not wanting Aang back
>>10287108
>rin obviously trying to blow him off
>hoshi wont take the fucking hint
I'm in the same situation and it is annoying
>>10287423
as cancer as he was, he was actually fun desu
>>10287431
>wanting the faggot that started with the greentext roleplay faggotry
>>>/I/e/g/I/o/n
>>10287436
Aang was cancer? How so? I only remember having fun with them. More so than most RPers now.
>>10287434
Do you really think somebody with high-functioning autism could read even the most obvious social cues?
Goku or Superman?
>>10287449
>Goku because 'hur dur i em supermen i can't die, limitless power bullshit'
>>10287449
superman, obviously
>>10287423
I still remember when he posted the entire wiki page of the first avatar's story as RP. He didn't even remove links from it.
His Obi-Wan was cool though.
Shh, Binyot is sleeping...
>>10287442
Sounds like /b/ HG is more your cup of tea.
>>10287429
>tfw my rp is shit in general and people just rp with me probably because they feel pity for me
>>10287449
>Batman was able to hold his own agai st Superman in one of the latest movies.
If a rich guy can do that, Superman stands no chance against Goku.
>>10287187
Here, there there, it'll be alright...
>She does her best to hold herself back, even though she's shaking like crazy. Her hand trails across your face, and she wipes, with a clean rag, over the new cuts on your body. She knows you've probably had a few bones broken, and she curses at the truck under her breath as it drives away.
Here, it'll be okay. I-I promise, you'll be okay. Do you need to lie down?
>>10287461
>>10287476
>being this wrong
fags
>shoots you
>you don't like this
>>10287475
No, we RP with you because we enjoy it. You don't have to be a novelist for us to enjoy interacting with you.
>inb4 the "cause you don't ava a big titty animu" crowd.
>>10287502
>it's my fetish
>>10287485
>supporting a non-sense character
I bet you were the kid who invented new rules in games so you never lose
>>10287485
Watch the Batman vs Superman movie with Ben Afleck(McKill me for even suggesting a movie with him in it).
>>10287518
i'm only supporting him on the fact that he'd beat goku in a fight desu
if it came down to which one is a better character not-strongth-wise, goku'd win it desu
>>10287521
Batman can literally beat any opponent, because he's batman, so using him as a factor isn't a thing, he'd beat goku, whis even zeno, but that's why we don't use batman.
>>10287516
>masochist
Gee I wonder who this could be
>>10287503
but i am a novelist
>>10287535
Who do you think it is?
>>10287502
but i'm a snuff fetishist and execution-style shooting is the hottest
Who cares both would lose to the flash
>>10287518
But.... Superman -does- have pretty much infinite power. Don't get me wrong, I think he's the worst superhero of all time, but Goku still has clear limitations
>>10287535
It's not who you think it is because that's not me and I know you think it is
Baka ass nigga
Rate my sister's backpack
>>10287545
>he doesn't think aquaman could beat their shit
???
>>10287545
instantaneous teleportation > any form of running
>>10287479
>You're already lying down, but you appreciate how much the girl's trying to help.
>In fact, you try to sit up since you're feeling better already. All this does is send more pain through your body, and you quickly fall flat on your back again, wincing.
>>10287577
flash actually defeated instantaneous teleportation in a race once
>>10287534
How would Batman beat Goku? Goku does not have the weaknesses Superman does. On top of that, he has beam attacks. What does Superman have? Laser eyes. Wow. You can make armor to help protect against lasers. But can you make an armor to protect against a SSJ 4 Kamehameha?
>>10287585
Seriously? Damn well there goes my argument
>>10287587
Batman would just shoot him with a laser while his guard is down
>>10287521
>watching BvS
>when The Dark Knight Returns exists
>>10287434
who this
Is the Flash the fastest thing alive?
>>10287547
But any time Goku loses he becomes stronger. There is no limit for a Saiyan.
>>10287611
>>10287614
>fights*
Ftfy
>>10287592
ye, flash is just that fast
>>10287611
>not even speed of light
go home sonic, you're too slow
https://www.quora.com/Can-Superman-beat-Goku-1
goku wins
>>10287625
goku loses, nerd.
The shit i saw in that imgur shit....cannot be unseen. That is pure cringe essence....
>>10287628
wins
>>10287610
None of your beeswax. If you think I'm talking about you then take the hint and stop acting like a stalker.
Take. The. Hint.
>>10287614
I think you're underestimating just how Mary-sue Superman actually is
>>10287633
loses
>>10287637
>Goku literally becomes a God
>not more Mary Sue
??????????
>>10287597
He would need a fuckhuge powerful laser to do that. Like makes the current railgun look like a tripleA powered toy fuckhuge. And have you seen how much power a real railgun consumes in one shot?
>>10287618
What the fuck is this guys problem?
>>10287642
wins!
"This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story," she said with a smile.
>>10287647
Nothing. Eobard did nothing wrong.
>>10287643
>Implying Superman hasn't already done this
>Implying the five year old writers at DC haven't found retarded ways to go even further
>>10287655
you can't tell me what to do. mom.
>>10287655
Seeing comas at the end of a sentence like that has always pissed me off,
>>10287645
yeah sure, you need a "powerful" laser
meanwhile sorbet used a shitty ring-sized one
>>10287653
loses
heads goku
tails superman
flip it
>>10287689
superman would make both sides tails because mary sue
But can Goku beat Madara Uchiha?
>>10287697
well goku would fucking destroy the coin and make superman his little bitch
>>10287689
It landed on its side
Krillen wins
>>10287708
superman would stop him destroying the coin and make goku his personal toilet
Fuck all of ya, Yamcha the best
>>10287706
>Goku destroys entire planets
>Madara could maybe destroy a few moons
>tfw melancholic
>>10287712
well ill fuck you up boi
>>10287717
>Yamcha
>not Bulma
>>10287717
>having this much shit taste
>>10287721
bring it the fuck on, we will have a fight, the manliest kind of fight... a fight of... CONNECT 4, AND THE WINNER IS THE ONE WHO IS CORRECT
>>10287709
>this unforseen circumstance causes Krillin's head to explode.
>seeing his best friend die for the millionth time gives Goku the push he needs to reach the next Super Saiyan level.
>he can now make Superman his bitch, and is the strongest beibg alive again.
>untill the next season produces a new enemy.
>>10287719
>tfw know who this is
g you all good
>>10287730
Nigga, he is immortal, the amout of times he died and came back is fucking incredible.
>>10287734
>this could be an actual arc of dbz
I'm done
>>10287730
I may not be that man but I will fuck you up again despite not having editing software
Two on one motherfucker
>>10287730
>levels up
>>10287717
Thats not android 18
>>10287742
He's not immortal.
>Who wants to live forever begins to play
He has to be revived through the Dragon's power. If he was immortal he wouldn't die in the first place.
>>10287742
he still died and would die to literally everybody
why do you think he wasn't picked the the tournament team to replace buu, and instead they chose to revive freiza
because he's a biiiitch
>>10287749
>>10287736
prob not who you think i am
but sorta
Did someone say flash?
>>10287761
son tell me your woes so i can help you
>>10287746
I can play 2 connect 4 matches at once, nigga, i did yesterday, and i won them both
>>10287744
>could be
How do you think Goku reached Super Saiyan? Freeza killed Krillin infront of him on Namek.
>>10287775
>>10287773
Not hard when it's turn-based and they have to wait for you
>>10287773
I know but I have matured and I am now able to sufficiently whoop some ass
Call me Goku because I keep getting stronger and stronger
>>10287762
Hello Baron. I see the hitman I sent failed yet again.
>>10287779
I meant the coin flip and Krillen dies part
>Captcha: Close Call
>>10287779
he just felt the tingles in his back
>>10287786
but i was playing as fast as i could with no deep thought into my moves
>>10287790
>>10287777
>>10287814
>>10287794
I can see it happening.
Next question. One punch man vs Goku. Who wins?
>Gokufags seriously think they can beat the man who is faster and stronger than infinity.
I like goku but seriously, the only reason goku would ever have a chance is because superman is too nice to just straight up kill him. Even assuming goku ends up with the same strength and speed he still has none of the arsenal of bullshit powers supes has. Supes would just send him into some interdimensional prison until goku calmed down and they stopped fighting.
/connect4 avatars/ when?
>>10287831
>>10287835
saitama is a gag character, arale is a gag character, goku can't beat arale, so it's obvious saitama wins
>>10287845
it would be shitposted in by at least two weeks tops
for the sake of keeping this innocent i believe we shouldn't make that a thing
>>10287835
Surprise factor? Saitama
All out from the beginning? Goku
>>10287845
we could each have our avas on our connect 4 tokens, that's a perfect idea, anon.
>>10287846
>
>>10287840
what are your arguments based on?
>>10287867
>>10287792
Who?
>>10287840
>stronger than infinity
>can become weak
What?
>goku vs. superman
fuck off comic vine
>>10287899
>>10287908
>implying it's not the screwattack comment section
>there have been over 10 million posts on this board
Fuck
>>10287914
time flies, anon
>>10287923
I don't wanna be a jaded oldfag
>>10287914
>and we were around when there was like five million
Fuck
>>10287916
>>10287914
Now how many of those posts were from here, ERP and PedoGeneral?
>he doesn't play connect 5
>>10287944
fuck nigga, you're way better than the 3 anons i previously beat
Connect69
>He doesn't play Connect 1
>>10287964
AND THIS ISNT MY FINAL FORM
>he doesn't play connect tips like LKK n I
>>10287867
The fact that goku has flaws built into his character and regulary has to be saved or assisted by comrades against almost every villain he faces.
Vs
A mary sue character where the writers gave him a new power every issue, and the only things that ever beat him when he is at his strongest is trickery and magic the two things goku would never use because he is a proud warrior.
Goku would never win simply because you are pitting a flawed, well constructed character that has limits against nonsensical bullshit.
Its like thinking you can beat deadpool. Deadpool can just break the 4th wall and cancel your source from continuing to be made.
>>10287889
He can only become weak to certain strains of kyptonite and unlike goku he is smart enough to cheat and wear a radiation suit so it never bothers him. Even then he fought a battleship made of it and won. This is all assuming goku would even use kryptonite in the first place, which he most likely would not.
>>10287999
two can play at that game
>>10287931
We were around when there were lik 0, right?
>>10288012
the first HG was around 1000 posts in
>You have no idea where the girl attending to you went, but the pain is intensifying yet again as you haven't gotten any proper treatment.
>You writhe on the ground in agony until the sheer amount of pain causes you to pass out for an indeterminable amount of time.
>Good night...?
https://soundcloud.com/santa_clausby/slaughteryon
>>10288012
>kissu
Host please
>>10288011
u swetting u try hard nerd
>>10288028
Not yet, i think i have this in the bag.
>>10288018
Yeah! See?
>>10288027
I can't
>>10288008
But I CAN beat Deadpool. Without magic. All I have to do is tranq him n throw him into a mold. Then fill said mold with molten metal. Let's see him escape from a MLP steel statue.
Checkmate.
>>10288034
uh u think?
>>10288043
ye boi
>>10288043
Checkmate
>>10288052
this is my destiny
>>10288061
your destiny is dead, i win.
Am I the only one who remembers connect 4 having red and black discs?
>>10288064
Thats racist anon
>>10288064
I grew up with one that was purple and green ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
>>10288064
mine were red and yellow when growing up desu
>>10288063
now you're just being nasty
>dies
>>10288064
>>10288072
that's also checkers
>>10259793
Pffft.
>>10288088
If Lum could cook, she'd be yum.
>>10288078
sorry anon, but it was literally impossible to win for you in that scenario
take this for examply, if we just filled up the spots where you placing a piece there garunteed my win, you'd be forced to in the end, as in this picture blue is next to move
>>10288105
woa
>>10288105
men play tic tac toe anyway
>>10288120
tic tac toe is shit beause only the person who goes first can win, and that's only against a retard since player 2 can just stalemate them every time
goku wins
>>10288168
loses
>>10288172
wins
i go to sleep therefore i win the argument
>>10288178
good night anon
and loses
WHERE
IS
THE
RP
>>10288197
you have to summon them first
replying to posts like these without posting an entry to a game prior is looked down upon
>>10288227
supposed attention whoring
>puts hand on your shoulder
this is a fucked up world we live in, son. men like us will die out in the wild
>>10288243
Well I'm gonna go down fighting!
TRERE ARE TOO MAMNY ANIEMF GIRLS IN HERE YOU GOTTA GEWAGT HTE FUCK AWAyw FORM ANIME OYU FOIRNACTORS
>>10288197
Try talking you worthless shit nuggets.
>>10288197
I am the sphinx.
If you answer my riddle, I shall let you pass. If you do not, I shall kill and probably eat you.
What weighs two dozen pounds, lives in a hole in the ground, and is extremely dangerous?
>>10288266
A land mine.
>>10288266
yor moms tits lol
>>10288266
A skeleton
>>10288266
A HOBBIT
>>10288257
you're not ready for it yet. the men out there have thicker skin than you and I. that look in your eyes tells me you're raring to go
>grunts, handing you a pistol
if you're gonna be cocky about it, fuck it. go wild. don't say old man anon didn't warn you about the fuckers in the back
>>10288266
My Taco Bell deuce?
guys I want to do some super serious RP but everyone here is just chatting all the time how do I do super-serious RP like the granddaddy Hochi did?
>>10288266
A Jew.
>>10288295
Take everything seriously and write just enough to keep your partner interested
>>10288266
SO WATCHU BE SAYIN IS....
>>10288295
Craig and Karen seem to handle that stuff pretty well
>>10288312
ok I love you. seriously.
>>10288271
>>10288272
>>10288276
>>10288278
>>10288291
>>10288300
>>10288318
All wrong! A badger with a flamethrower! HAHAHA!
>>10288295
Greeting post.
Check it out. It takes someone to do the initiative, because you have a bunch of LURKERS who are too pussy to do one themselves, because they are scared of being shortlisted or called an attention whore.
So it's up to you anon.
>>10288324
Whaaaat?
Don't kill me!
>>10288295
Samefag 3 avas at once
Stop being scared of RPing, you faggots.
Stop caring what people think about you.
Stop being pussies.
>>10288295
By interacting with them. If you're so great then you can help improve their RP through interactions. That way you can build up decent RPers to talk to instead of watching paint dry while waiting for someone to maybe show up with your preferred RP level.
>>10288337
I agree with the fish.
>>10288327
I'll get the money, Sonny.
>>10288337
but muh rep :(
>>10288295
Enter with a minimum of 9 paragraphs detailing your eyes or you're shit.
>>10288337
>>10288342
I agree with the fish and the dog.
>>10288337
>cooks and eats
>>10288342
>adopts
>>10288345
THAT WAS MY MONEY TOMMY! MY MONEY!
>>10288337
>>10288342
>>10288351
I agree with the fish, the dog, and the cat.
>chirp
Who are your favorite people to RP with?
>>10288320
You do? You say that like I haven't been seeing your fucking texts with that hoe Hoshi, feggit. Do you think I'm blind?
Is he "just friends" with you or am I just a side chick?
Want me to host a shitty generic gaem?
>he isn't a crusader in the meme jihad against CNN
>>10288337
>>10288342
>>10288351
>>10288356
I agree with the fish, the dog, the cat, and the bird.
>fox noises
>>10288337
But just embracing it would piss people off and eventually cause people to leave from the cringe, meaning i'd have less and less people to rp with.
>>10288363
>implying anyone wants to rp with me
>>10288337
>>10288342
>>10288351
>>10288356
>>10288371
I agree with the fish, the dog, the cat, the bird, and the fox.
>noises only ahri would understand
>>10288371
what does the fox say
>>10288368
Yes.
>>10288329
Then you'd better start running~.
>>10288356
Sweet! Now I can make my friend a disturbing edit. Brb!
>>10288383
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10288363
>Fuck. Uh... I am going to cop-out and say anyone really. Since people just have different style in what not.
>>10288377
>I would if I was in the mood to do so.
>tfw you accidentally load instead of save
Who wants to ERP with me? :3
I'm not agreeing with any of those animals because I fucking hate furries.
Still, stop being scared of RPing and shit.
Fuck this flamingo behind me too.
>>10288377
i would but i believe you would not want to rp with me
this sucks, man.
>>10288363
The people with the lowest self esteem and shittiest RP so I shine next to them
>>10288396
fuck you
>>10288405
You must hate my guts then
>>10288408
>Fuck you too.
>>10288416
>guts
t.Guts
>>10288417
fuck you more
>>10288419
No
I write way fucking more than he does in a month (though I like him)
>>10288419
>finn
>>10288422
>Fuck you... less. Yeah, I said it.
>>10288426
>t. Kosaku
>>10288436
shit
uh
unfuck you!
>>10288436
I want to fuck you.
>>10288376
>kissu
>>10288444
>full house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx3Zo9t7c8Q
>>10288444
It's a boy
Why has it been so dead the past couple of days? And I'm not talking about dead hours. I mean even during primetime it was slower than usual.
>>10288438
Fuk
>>10288456
Ikr
>>10288401
>>10288444
>>10288450
>bends Adachi over and starts rimming his hole
>>10288440
>I'll unfuck you before you get the chance mate!
>>10288444
>...Same here, same here.,
>>10288474
you'll never catch me alive, unfucker
>>10288456
Independence Day in American, so most people were travel to their family I think?
>>10288470
>godmods and stops this
>>10288474
I was referring to the cute anime girl in the picture next to you, not you.
Can SAW start a little earlier. The wait is driving me insane.
>>10288500
Same desu, and there's till little under a month left to go
>>10288481
>Well, fuck.
>>10288483
>You'll never touch Bianca you nut.
>>10288507
IM WOKE AF
>>10288518
Yo that's fucked up, desu.
>>10288500
I don't even have an ava to use yet.
Everyone say hello to /erp/.
>>10288269
>>10288269
>>10288269
>>10288518
>>10288518
Don't mess with my heart like this. Fuck.
>>10288518
LOL XD
>>10288456
Summer vacation, people are abroad, working a summer job, you name it
>>10288542
post the happy version
>>10288541
Hiya, HG!
>>10288541
There's no chance in hell I'm goin' there.
That place is where hopes and dreams go to die; god, not to mention the smell, Jesus Christ the smell, just thinkin' about it is makin' me wanna hurl.
>>10288574
Lucky for you I have it.
>>10288541
P-please NO!
Can we get a game going? I want to try out my new image.
Who's your favorite loli, HG?
>>10288626
chris hansen
>>10288626
>loli
Isn't it about time you killed yourself, pedophile?
>>10288626
Sakura Kinomoto
>>10288626
''My eyes are deceiving me or is this a loli rider without donuts?''
>tfw you get name-dropped during somebody else's RP
>>10288638
Isn't it about time YOU killed yourself?
>>10288626
MEGUMIN
>>10288649
Cute.
>tfw you don't get name-dropped during somebody else's RP
>>10288638
>>10288649
Post the full pic faggots
>>10288637
>>10288638
NFA police pls go
>>10288640
I had a crush on that character when I was a kid. To the point where I even went to buy the card decks and stuff.
>>10288643
>The man holds some sort of item behind his back, shifting around the vampire in order to keep her from seeing exactly what it might be.
>>10288650
Megumin and Aqua are tied for best girls imo
>>10288663
chris hansen IS my favorite loli though
>>10288659
why is this important
unless you check the archives like i do lmao
>>10288672
Did shadman do his unholy magic again?
>>10288638
Because I agree with armpit-chan.
>>10288679
>check my name on the archives
>it's just pages of my entries
>>10288663
Yeah but Aggua is no loli
>>10288518
Cute.
Would not abuse.
>>10288626
None.
>>10288688
>check my name on my archives
>"gee i wonder what i was like when i first started, it's been a really long time and i'd like to see how i improved"
>check
>absolute one liner cancer, i'm talking like literally like four to eleven words
How didn't you cunts shitpost me when I first showed up?
>>10288693
Kara was made for abuse.
>>10288688
Same ;_;
>tfw never get name dropped during someone else's RP
>tfw no one even remembered that you existed
>tfw was here for over 2 years
>>10288689
Well, you've got a point there
>>10288693
Why wont you love me daddy? Did I do something to upset you? All I want is for you to acknowledge me daddy!
>>10288705
Because no one cares honestly.
nice rp is a meme.
>>10288662
Reimu woo woo chuu chuu
>>10288663
''No, no... This fragrance. You have donuts with you, don't you?''
>Shinobu tilts her body to both sides with a steady rhythm. Though at the same time, the girl makes a step forward.
''Is that a box? I can see a box. What are you hiding? A toy? A giant donut from Mister Donuts?''
>>10288717
Can I save this?
>never get name dropped
What do Reimu's armpits taste like?
Magma > Your team
>caring about how recognized you are in a meme autist's community on an off-brand board on a Japanese Necktie website
>>10288732
Like candy.
>>10288725
Why do you even need to ask? You didn't ask before fuckin Agrias' chocobo.
>other avas make jabs at your ava but hide it by deliberately saying "that guy" or w/e
You fucking cheeky pieces of shit I will fuck you up
>>10288738
It's all some of them live for/have, anon.
*stabs poster below with the lance of Longinus*
>>10288718
I thought everyone read my rp
>from meme machine to literal who
This blows. Why am I still here?
>>10288737
wow what a nice post
how original and interesting
wait a moment while i prepare my avatar images to engage in a really interesting conversation with you!
we should have a weekend where everyone rps
I call it "e-rp weekend"
>>10288732
Sweat
>>10288762
>>10288732
Pungent acrid moisture exuded through the pores of the skin
what the fuck do you expect it to taste like you ape
>>10288761
Thank you. I'm glad someone here finally understands how great Team Magma are!
>>10288782
is*
friends turned lovers is literally my favorite trope - like, all other tropes can go home.
give me shared inside jokes that date back to wayyyyy before a first kiss was ever shared. give me living together with separate bedrooms until one of them gradually becomes unnecessary. give me confused reactions from people who already assumed the two of them were dating. give me arguments over what counts as an anniversary because should we start at the date we met or the date we became friends or the date we got over our stupid selves and finally started kissing?
give me stories that show the line between friends and lovers is a really, really thin one - that appreciating the friendship that two characters share doesn’t mean you can’t ship them really damn hard too. that you can keep all the awesome friends-being-assholes-to-each-other stuff and add on all the shippy stuff to get something extra special awesome.
give me all of that.
I can't stop fidgeting my spinner
>>10288787
>friends turned lovers
Tried this a few times, it doesn't work out.
>>10288792
kys Izaya
>>10288743
thank you spooky ougi
God I feel like absolute garbage
>>10288792
>Get another
>Put small magnets on both of them
>sit back n enjoy the autism as you spin them on a table.
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alright guys i'm going to be gone for a week or two
i love you all
>>10288831
c u
>>10288831
take care
stay safe
come back and rp with me ok
>>10288831
Have a nice vacation. See you when you get back.
cock?
Quints
>>10288881
3000 yen?
>>10288881
WHERE
>Littlefinger
I'm having more fun than I should with these.
https://discord.gg/KVZwR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JqySOi7cNM
>>10288903
LINK?
>>10288927
BLAKE?
>Link
*cums on the poster below*
>>10288953
ME
>KK
*opens wide to receive tasty manjuice*
*cums on poster above*
Is it wrong of me to save images of an ava previously used for my folder?
>>10288989
No lol.
>>10288989
what
>>10289011
it turns out someone else has previously used the ava i am doing
is it ethical to save their images as they're already there? i'm going to do it anyway but i need some opinions
>>10288989
I did that on accident at least four times. If you don't see them now or recently, then I think you're good to go.
>>10289022
don't worry about it
>>10289022
If they no longer use them and you use different filenames then it should be alright.
>>10289022
Yeah that's fine
You could also consider asking them for their folder
>>10289022
Which ava is it? Or is this for SAW?
goodnight HG, I've reached my limit
enjoy higher quality posts now that I'm leaving
>>10289022
Who is it? I might have the folder you're looking for
>>10289070
Good bed.
Need a host?
>>10289088
no but I do want your games daddy
>>10289040
>>10289077
I might as well say who as I have nothing to lose
Kosaku Kawajiri. Good luck finding who fagged him before I did
>>10289088
yeee
>>10289104
Doesn't the dude still use him?
>>10289115
So?
>>10289104
He's still using the ava unless you are the guy who said he didn't RP unless someone had an event with him because Kosaku stays in the shadows
>>10289115
Nigga, you know not everyone is participating in SAW right?
>>10289115
There must be some confusion here, I'm the one doing him currently
I just checked and it looks like someone else did him once upon a time and the images are right there and I'm tempted to take them because they're right there
>>10289123
Yes
>>10289125
Oh, I mean, if the dude's no longer here, so just take them.
>>10289125
>>10288456
Been too busy these past days to bother liven up the place.
But it all changes tonight.
maybe
probably not
Hi, I'm a skeleton with a murder fetish but guns just don't do the trick against most tributes here, and my STEEL BONES power, although great, hasn't been cutting it. Last time I asked this went pretty well, so I'll ask again: can anybody here imbue me with a special power, like making the air explode or telekinesis?
>>10289169
>>10289169
>>10289169
Never mind there's a video game to play now