HG

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>>10282022
>Where in the absolute fuck are you now?

Dubs and I eat the cheese in the fridge

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>>10282055

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>>10282055
Good job.

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>>10282055
Eat that cheese boy

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>>10282055
IMMA EAT ME SOME FUCKEN CHEESE BOYS

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>>10282022
>While the girl waits patiently for whatever public transport she's catching, the skeleton lies awaiting in the water. She stands over the edge to stare at her reflection when suddenly the skeleton jumps out, grabbing hold of her leg and pulling her underneath the water.
Skeletons rule, humans drool! For the fourth time!
>The skeleton emerges from the water with the girl nowhere in sight, ruining the tranquility of the scene.

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Rate em

>>10282129
Literally who/10

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>>10282122
Why must you harm innocent people? Have you no pride? No honor?

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>>10282129
The girl from that hero show's face gets me every time for some reason. Just holy shit

>>10282129
>be an oldfag
>be on this image twice
ayy lmao

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>>10282148
Yes!

>>10282129
It's alright

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>>10282122
>Oh Chrissakes, this joker again. You would be more worried about the girl drowning if you didn't know that everyone here doesn't die forever. Instead, you brace yourself for more SKELETON MAGIC.

Yuno pls host

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>>10282179
>You got that image separately? That's neat.

we r da crystal gems

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>>10282179

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>>10282179
You're right, she'll be fine. Just look.
>The random bus stop NPC's body bobs up to the surface, laying face-down in the water.
Look.
>The skeleton prods her with his foot and she slowly drifts away.
Oh well.

>>10282206
oh shit dude

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is this intentional

>>10282129
>>10282164
Her face looks like an emoji tbqh

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>>10282176
>>10282213
This is why your kind shall never know peace from the knights that hunt you down.

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>>10282193
I asked Tricky if she could crop the Mayor out so I could use it as a standalone ava pic.

>>10282206
>You don't understand what the problem is. Everything looks normal and-

>>10282224
>Burn it to the ground, BURN IT ALL TO THE FUCKING GROUND!

>>10282213
>You watch the body drift away like the world's most human log. She'll respawn in time.
>Probably.
>You look back at the skeleton and inquire about his success with finding Bigfoot after the other night.

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>>10282253
Did I hear

K N I G H T ?

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Oh god I shouldn't have eaten all of that freakin cheese.
>>10282262
That was considerate of her to do!

What's the minimum number of pics I should have for a new folder? I'm having some trouble early on desu

>>10282299
One of my main avas only has 40, I don't think there's a minimum. You just don't want to run out of pictures if you get to the final two or something.

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>>10282253
And that is why your kind will always get killed by skeletons, because with skeletons the hunters become the hunted. I welcome your challenge with open arms!

>>10282262
Oh yeah, Bigfoot! I knew I was forgetting something. As you can probably tell from my sudden realisation, uhh...I haven't started yet. I wonder if anyone here would be interested in helping me kill a Bigfoot, I know you aren't because you're a bit of a little bitch but the others here? Who knows.
>How blunt.

>>10282299
I've done fine with about 40. Depending on the popularity of your ava, you might have more than enough to rp as.

>>10282299
1
an entry pic

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https://youtu.be/RQmEERvqq70

>There are people who don't have 28k pics for their ava

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>>10282324
>A bit of a little bitch, are you? Would a little bitch be in the possession of state-of-the-art Bigfoot-O-Vision 3000 goggles? You think not! You're more than eager to prove the skeleton wrong.

>>10282355
I can barely get 15, and he's not even overly obscure

>>10282349
did you like just find this or something

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>>10282357
If you want to prove yourself you gotta be willing to help me kill Bigfoot. It's not hunting if nothing dies, it just becomes tracking.

I need that skeleton, Mayor. I need that skeleton to help me rule the world!

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>>10282415
>You first want to know how in the hell you can get his skeleton without killing him.

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>>10282441
Hm? No, we kill him and then use Necromancy to claim his skeleton as our own. Murder is very much involved in this. I even have a plan on how to do it: we use the goggles to find him, and then we shoot him.

Kongou a cute

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>>10282465
>You decide to humor the skeleton and join him in his Bigfoot hunting crusade to aide the plot progression.

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Goodnight, HG.
>probably going to have nightmares about this place from all that cheese

>>10282504
Nighto. Hope you don't catch diarrhea

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>>10282408
No, I've been listening to it for years.

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>>10282488
Oh, so you'll help? Sweet! Last time you were a little hung-up on the whole "killing" thing, so it's nice to see you've come to your senses.
>The skeleton moves his hand into his rib cage and grabs the Bigfoot-O-Vision 3000 goggles that the Mayor had handed him earlier. The goggles have a sort of "googling skeleton wearing goggles and selecting the first result" look to them.
It's still day out, and I think Bigfoots are nocturnal creatures. So the first step of our hunt is to play...the waiting game.

Someone host pls

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>>10282504
Goodnight Lenny.

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>>10282581
I can try to learn if you are really THAT desperate.

>>10282179
What is this shipping meme?
Give me a quick run down.

>>10282658
>Two characters together = ship
Hate this meme

Newfag here, but I do have some experience hosting for /mlp/ if you guys really need a host. Does anyone have the link with the custom rules and such?

LURKERS SHOW YOURSELVES

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>>10282672
>/mlp/

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>>10282675

>>10282602
>everyone ignores your offer
Damn son

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>>10282675
The sphinx shall humor this request.

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>>10282672
>/mlp/

>>10282696
>/trash/

Do you guys want a host or not?

>>10282725
Ye sair

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>>10282675
You want something?

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>>10282675
no

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>>10282675

>>10282672
Fuck do you mean custom rules

>>10282602
>>10282675
>>10282725
...who's actually hosting?

>>10282602
If you'd like to

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>>10282675
What is it?

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>>10282719
Better to let someone with more experience take the lead. It would be better for everyone that way so it's cool.

>>10282725
Don't really care. I just like discouraging hosts because hosting is gay.

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>>10282675
What is it this time anon?

>>10282669
I don't care what the kids call it, just tell me why the clown from Madness Combat is with this Literally who.

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>>10282602
It would be pretty cool if you did.
>>10282675

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>>10282581
>ready to call tributes at any second, depends if the other folks would like to go first.

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>>10282675
... Fine.

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>>10282567
>Well, this is certainly easy enough. You sit down on the ground and just...wait.

>>10282602
It's not that hard to do, to be honest. You just need to make sure you have the right tools for it.

>>10282658
What?

>>10282672
Custom rules? Do you mind elaborating on what those are?

>>10282675
>You show yourself, just as the disembodied voice prompted.

>>10282762
The person who avafags Tricky drew that.

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>>10282739
>>10282741
>>10282766
I'll let one of these guys go first! >>10282675
>>10282773

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>>10282787
Could you tell me what I need to get my hands on?

>>10282789
Why?

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Aloha. What's good?

>>10282818
I don't know. Because she wanted to?

>>10282787
>What?
What do you mean "what"? Did I fucking stutter?
I want to know why the clown is drawn with that fucking dork.

>>10282816
Fireshot for whatever browser you use for capping purposes. That's basically it

>>10282839
Virginia script to help load tributes into the game too

>>10282787
>>10282737
Custom rules was a bad word choice, but remember how last game was car-themed? Deaths were car-themed, encounters were car-themed, etc. That's not default. Anyone have the link with all that stuff already there?

>>10282832
The clown is played by an artist. She's drawn plenty of other avas before for funzies. That was part of a larger image, but she crofor him

>>10282839
>Microsoft Edge
ok

>>10282853
I'm pretty sure there's a list of codes for custom games somewhere

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>>10282806
Ok then.
First whatever.

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>>10282857
*cropped them out for him

>>10282853
https://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt

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>>10282816
Fireshot or some other program for capturing the entire page so you don't have to cobble the slide together in paint or something. I use Aikawa's Autocropper tool myself but whatever works.

>>10282832
...Because the person who avafags the clown is a good friend of mine? Also, what >>10282857 said.

>>10282853
Oh, you mean codes? Here's a pastebin with a bunch: https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8

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>>10282870
Lana's mother

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>>10282870
Reigen Arataka

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>>10282870
Agrias Oaks

>>10282853
Here are a bunch from /co/
https://pastebin.com/aS0DezVt

and here are some from 8ch I think

Virgin Isle: SHlrZ3eS
Miserable Mansion: Mz9p94Rj
Infinity Park: nNHBBBNW
Winter Arena: e8c86Gn8
Land of Happiness: 6bbzHfjl
The Kingdom: K0P1yDfQ
TES Arena: JwY7k6YP

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>>10282870
Haru

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>>10282870
Froze

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>>10282870
Mayor of Cantown

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>>10282870
Female villager

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>>10282870
Frank Horrigan

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>>10282870
Imperfect Cell

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>>10282870
Aubrey

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>>10282870
Aron

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>>10282870
Craig

>>10282787
>The skeleton lies on the ground, moaning that it isn't night yet despite waiting for only two minutes. The waiting game is a lot harder for those that are impatient.
You know what? Screw this. I'm not playing the waiting game, it SUCKS. Worst game ever.
>The skeleton grabs his gun from his rib cage and points it up at the sky, aiming at wherever the daylight is streaming down from. He fires off a couple of shots, shooting the sun out of orbit and moving the moon into position.
>The area is now shrouded in darkness as it becomes night.
Hell yeah. I have cheat codes for the waiting game, let's us skip the entire thing.
>And with that act of nonsense, the tone for the Bigfoot hunt has been set.

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>>10282870
Ryuuko Matoi

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>>10282870
Godslayer Vegetable

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>>10282870
The 2004 Boston Red Sox

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>>10282870
Link

>>10282873

Quick question, when I finish the custom arena I'm working on, would I be able to post the link/code here and have somebody add it to that list?

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>>10282870
Merak

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>>10282870
Catling gun

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>>10282870
Mad Max

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>>10282870
Pepe

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>>10282870
Oce with internet problems

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>>10282870
G3

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>>10282870
Father Jack Hackett

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>>10282870
Ridley

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>>10282870
Gunny bunny

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>>10282870
Crashman

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>>10282870
Thorfinn

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>>10282870
Usotsuki

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>>10282870
Nick Bate

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>>10282870
The Vice President

>>10282926
Yes, I plan on doing that once I finish my own code.

>>10282888
I want to fuck Lana's Mother

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>>10282870
Waifu Knight

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>>10282870
Samurai Jack

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>>10282870
Rika's asshole

>>10282954
>those teeth
soda was a mistake

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>>10282870
GUTS

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>>10282870
Ash Crimson

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>>10282870
Oshino Shinobu

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>>10282870
Lil' Brudder

>>10282959
Don't. She doesn't need a 4th.

>>10282886
>...Because the person who avafags the clown is a good friend of mine?
That question mark at the end of that sentence makes it look as though you're not sure yourself.
Is he your friend?

>>10282968
He also probably ate literal shit and never brushed his teeth

>>10282968
That guy is a bona fide shit eater iirc

>>10282956
Okay, thanks for answering

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>>10282870
Garnet

http://poal.me/qywmi

>>10282852
what is this? I always just did it manually

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>>10282870
Syrma and ChouChou

>>10283022
Where's the option for a glass of liquid shit?

>>10283032
basically you just click save and load without having to copypaste tributes names and image links

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>>10282916
>After taking several moments to regain your composure, you don't think about what just happened too hard, lest your brain implodes in itself.
>You shrug and just decide to let the skeleton do what he wants. He's the one with a gun, after all. And SKELETON MAGIC.

>>10282990
She is, yes. I just use question marks on the end of what should be obvious answers to emphasis the ridiculousness in my perspective, e.g. "'What color is grass?' '...It's green?'."

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It's Summertime loving
It's loving in the summer time
Oh yeah, 5 minutes for checking and swapping.

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>>10283085
I accept this challenge.

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>>10282870
Elias Ainsworth

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>>10283022
>anno domini 1488+529
>Willingly drinking energy drinks
>Willingly drinking Monster

>>10283032
>>10283064
It doesn't do the full images though

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>>10283085
Let's do this.

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>>10283085
May the best win!

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>>10283085
>You are READY!

>>10283022
well either works if you want heart failure

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>>10283085
The only one winning today will be America! Mutie scum has no place in this world.

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>>10282950
>>10283004
>>10283085

>>10283151
how low can human be

>>10283082
I understand. It's just I find it somewhat rude to answer a question with another question (regardless of it being rhetoric or not).
Apologies for being aggressive.

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>>10283137
I thank you for the opportunity for combat.
>>10283085
Now, with the support of friendly strangers. I shall go onward!

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>>10283085
Looking nicer than I thought. Proceed!

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>>10283168
Lower

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>>10283127
>Frank Horrigan

Nice!

Post more fucked up porn. I got a stiffy.

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It's summertime loving
Oh baby, why can't you be mine
For a summer code why are 75% of these events straight out of Default?

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>>10283182
You're welcome.

>>10283032
A script that lets you quickly add tributes. It also lets you set gender quickly. The down side is it uses the thumbnails, so any transparent entry will require you changing the link in the sim. That only takes deleting the s.jpg at the end of the filename(the s is right befoe the . ) and putting in .png

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>>10283224
>start the game off by killing someone
Noice mate

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>>10283082
>The skeleton slides down the goggles over his eyes and flips a switch, turning them on. He scans the entire area by twisting his head 360 degrees, analysing every nook and cranny of the surrounding area.
There you are, you cheeky bugger! He's somewhere in the forest, down where I'm pointing.
>The skeleton points at a gloomy forest, lined with spooky trees with demented faces carved into their wood. Dark, threatening clouds hang above the forest and the occasional scream can be heard from within. The skeleton hands the Mayor his gun and ushers him forwards.
Okay, go kill him. Just where I was pointing, keep walking forwards or something.

>>10283224
Whatever you dicks, I'll indulge you. Glub glub, my lungs have filled up with water and now I'm dead.
>After the two release their hold on him, Craig gets out of the water and heads towards the exit.
Whaaaaaaaatever, man.

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>>10283171
S'fine, mate, just as long as you got the answer you were looking for.

>>10283224
>You successfully run away from the Cornucopia, ready to hunt Bigfoot with your newfound skeleton "friend."
>Where is he, anyways?

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>>10283085
>>10283224
Let's begin.

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>>10283224
I'm not crazy. YOU'RE CRAZY!

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>>10283224
>dead in the bloodbath again for the third time today

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>>10283224
It's so sharp and shiny, seems nice to carry around with.

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Nick gets a victim.
I think Ridley might have a big advantage there, Merak.
Mayor, what have you done.
That villager is has demonic powers, I tell you.

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>>10283312
FECK OFF, CATS

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>>10283224
I'll watch from the shadows.

>>10283312
What is this reunion? I don't fit in at all. Go search for others yourselves, I plan to go my own way.

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>>10283224
>>10283289
It was inevitable. Nobody can stand up to Frank Horrigan and make it out alive.

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>>10283261
>HEY HEY HEY HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES MR. SKELETON, THIS WASN'T PART OF THE PLAN.
>You toss the gun back at him, vigorously shaking your head. There is no way in hell you're going to be the one pulling the trigger on him. What if you miss or one bullet isn't enough? You enjoy having all of your limbs attached to your body.

>>10283312
>You pray that you never see the end result.

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>>10283312
Let's meet again 6 months from now, You'll be very surprised.
(Actually no, I don't even care what this knight says.)

>>10283344
You're a big guy.

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I really don't want to imagine those hums.
Uh oh, watch out for a random hole on the beach, kids.
A song about war and death, I presume?

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>>10283396
You wish I was done with you~.

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>>10283396
>Father Jack snores loudly and nasally

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>>10283270
Do not get cocky just because you got lucky.

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>>10283361
What? I don't want to enter that frickin' forest, just look at it!
>The skeleton points again at the forest just as a bloodcurdling scream erupts from within, followed by the sound of gunshots and other various creepy sounds.
Shit's haunted. There's probably, like, fifty ghosts in there or something. You go in, I'll guide you telepathically or something! I mean, I don't think I'm capable of that but...
>The skeleton shoves the gun back into the Mayor's arms, nodding his head.
Yes yes, this is the best course of action.

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>>10283312
Not the brightest of ideas, was it? I don't even know why I bother. I just want to rest.
>>10283396
Well, I don't really need an excuse to do nothing in the first place, but if you say so...

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>>10283369
Y-you should care! Hmph!

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I was looking up Nick Bate's songs to see if I could squeeze a reference or two out, but holy fucking shit. List take a listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADcRThKKqQ

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>>10283414
Does somebody want a repeat performance?

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>>10283396

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>>10283396
>>10283402
>Ah, she fell right into your reverse psychology trap: by making you so easy to kill, it wouldn't be so satisfying for her. Therefore, she's not going to kill you, at least not while you're begging for it.
>This is totally what you meant to do.

>>10283415
>You argue that the skeleton is more well-equipped for this since he has friggin' SKELETON MAGIC. You just have cans.

>>10283458
Hmmm...let's make a little game out of this.
How fast can you run?

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Look, Sakurai has sent you message.
Good choice, Froze.
I'm sure nobody will notice, Aubrey.
I give all my thanks to the men with swords.
Teams gotta work together.
>>10283450
stop

if monkeys still exist then why are there bibles

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>>10283470
Oopsie.

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>>10283431
(I didn't know they can read minds too...)

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>>10283458
OKAY, OKAY! FINE!
>The skeleton shouts, as if Mayor was being the unreasonable one here.
I'LL GO INTO A DUMB HAUNTED FOREST! WHATEVER, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!
>He quite so obviously does. Groaning, the skeleton quickly quells his rage and starts moving towards the spooky forest.
Come on now, stick close to me. You might get snatched by the vines of a man-eating plant or something if you stray too far.

a PROPER dog lifts all four legs while peeing

>>10283504
>he doesn't lift five
get a load of this barking casual

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>>10283473
This is too much of a hassle just for a few berries. I'm not clothed to deal with thorns.

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>>10283396
I do not need sleep, so I can participate in every shift if needed.
>>10283312
Don't let her escape
>>10283473
I seem to have cut myself.

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>>10283473
WHAT THE FECK IS THIS?

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>>10283473
I HAVE SURVIVED COMBAT

>>10283482
Do you care now, maiden?

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>>10283473
A little bit too violent for me, but I guess you can't always get things your way.

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>>10283470
>How fast can you run? Why, very fast, of course. You prove this by running the hell away from the girl.

>>10283473
>Jabbity jabbity jab jab jab! Look at him bleed! It's a Christmas miracle, not really!

>>10283497
>You stick to the skeleton like glue to construction paper as you two walk into the MAYBE-HAUNTED-BUT-PROBABLY-NOT FOREST.

>>10283448
In the next match. How about a wager?

>>10283450
>queue Ace Ventura shenanigans

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>>10283473
Can't I choose both?
>>10283529
No, still no.

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Holy hell, that's a ton of supplies you just trashed.
At least he can finally live happily with his waifus forever.

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>>10283541
>not again...

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>>10283553
AT LEAST I'M NOT BACK ON THAT FECKIN' ISLAND

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>>10283543
Welp, I'm dead anyways so I guess it didn't matter in the long haul

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>>10283553
>The smell of burning baseball bats and team uniforms carries for miles. Curt Schilling is rolling over in the bullpen.

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>>10283473
AH YES, SAKURAI FINALLY WANTS ME BACK IN THE STUDIO HOWEVER I HAVE BIGGER PLANS IN MIND! NOW, TO GET MY AGENT BACK ON THE PHONE..

>>10283553
DON'T MIND ME HUMAN SCUM, I'M JUST REFURBISHING THE PLACE.

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>>10283533
>As the skeleton and the Mayor enter the forest, a thick layer of roots and vines sprouts up behind them and seals their exit.
Ha! How's that for your MAYBE-HAUNTED-BUT-PROBABLY-NOT FOREST? I told you it was haunted, man. That's why I didn-
>As the skeleton speaks a tree root curls up around his leg and tugs on him, knocking him to the floor. The tree root pulls back and he is dragged across the forest floor at breakneck screams, screaming all the while.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Already things have gone to shit. It could be a world record: fastest forest trip to go to shit.

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Looks like Jack is in need of it.
I'd feel sick too.
Well, you're not up to Gods yet, but hey you can certainly kill magic coconuts.

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>>10283553
What kind of language is this? It looks like it has some kind of hidden message in this.

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>>10283541
You shouldn't make bets you can't count on!
>>10283533
>Uso simply laughs, walking after the Mayor slowly.
>>10283553
I hate it here.
I hate it.

my cousin is a cop and he says your supposed to say whoops and drop a dollar by the officers feet when your getting ticketed

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>>10283608
I don't think It'd be wise to fight a sea predator in it's own habitat, I'll leave, for now.

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>>10283579
At least you can rest with your pillow now.
>>10283608
I'll just shape in into the Blancblack Castle

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>>10283600
>Against your better judgement, you chase after the skeleton being dragged away. To where? Who knows? You're probably about to find out, though.

>>10283608
>Why would it be sickening? He's just wearing sandals, after all. Perhaps if he had socks on with them you'd feel a tad ill.

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Naked baseball matches in the middle of the night, I can see it now.

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>>10283697
>Some may think you're sad, but really, it's just the lingering smoke from the Boston baseball bonfire that's causing your eyes to water.

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>>10283697

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>>10283697
So it takes the both of you to kill me. I'm not even mad.

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>>10283608
THIS SEEMS LIKE A PERFECT PLACE TO SET MY BASE OF OPERATIONS, A GOOD OL' NICHE.

>>10283697
Phew, this renovation nonsense seemed much better on paper..

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>>10283665
>The skeleton disappears behind some trees, and a sickening SNAP is heard. When the Mayor reaches the end of the skeleton's trail, he sees him hanging out of a tree with his skull missing.
>Here lies Craig. He was killed by trees. His gun is probably still inside of his ribs, though. It may help for what's about to come next - the sudden, shocking conclusion!

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>>10283697
I don't believe many are fit enough to make it to the end, but who knows, the arena is a mysterious place.

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Girls being gay. The usual in these games.
Very bad news for Link.
Must have been one hell of a shark.
What was that coconut made of to do something like that?

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>>10283747
Heyy, welcome to the afterlife

It's pretty cool here isn't it?

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>go make dinner
>finish and come back
>we're still in this thread
RP more, you fucks.

>>10283624
Do I suck the officers dick before or after dropping the dollar?

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>>10283775
Be gentle.

>>10283812
It's just been totally dead today. There've only been like what, three hosts all day? People are still in the ER after drunken fireworks mishaps

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Try to keep your gun under control, you might kill someone.
Really couldn't hold a torch over someone with all those weapons. Damn you, Pepe.

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>>10283623
So is that a no I hear?

>>10283838
ER?

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>>10283852
>Of course, the closest thing to quietly humming that Jack can do is loudly scream with his mouth closed.

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>>10283754
>Well, that's certainly a shame. Here lies Craig: he never scored (a Bigfoot).
>Oh, look, his gun is still conveniently inside his ribcage. You reach into his chest cavity and fish out a HANDGUN.

>>10283775
>You could have sworn you left a spare baseball bat or two over here...

>>10283852
>Your singing has not gotten any better since the last time, and still sounds like the vocalizations of what a dead body sounds like while decomposing.

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>>10283867
Emergency room.

>>10283867
Emergency room.

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>>10283862
You wouldn't last long enough!
>>10283852
I suggest you do something else, heehee...

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>>10283838
This is why I always use extra fuse for a couple more seconds of time, just in case a mortar decides to malfunction and almost kill me again.

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Oh ho! Seems Usotsuki has taken quite the liking towards the genius psychic.
Seems internet isn't your only problem, Oce.

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>>10283810
>She wakes up to the knight from earlier greeting her
Ugh.. It's not too bad I guess. Just a tad bit empty.

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>>10283872
>As the Mayor fishes around inside of his chest, the skeleton suddenly springs to life and grabs at his hand.
>The skeleton then remembers that the Mayor was an ally and promptly returns to being dead after that one scare. As soon as the Mayor retrieves the gun from his chest, none other than Bigfoot himself, in his massive, hairy, big-footed form appears from beyond the trees. He was just lurking around, as Bigfoots do.
Oh, hey y'all! What're you doing out in my neck of the woods 'ere? I wasn't expectin' to find company all the way out here, 'specially with how darn spooky everythang is. Narr, most people turn tail and run once they see them spooky trees, makes me darn lonely it does.
>Says Bigfoot, speaking in a thick accent of unknown origins. His voice is grating to the ears.

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Alright time for peace skipping.
Get those firearms...and nooses, for anyone that want's to end it I guess.

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>>10283982
FECK OFF, MAX

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>>10283922
>The knight points to his two pillows which are lying on the floor
Well, not completely empty! But c'mon, there's no way we're the only ones who've died. Wanna look around?

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Commentary commentary commentary

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>>10283982
>get killed with my own double-barreled shotgun
OY M8 WHAT'D YOU GO AN' DO THAT FOR AY?

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>>10283893
Then you should have no problem accepting the bet.

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>>10284023
Fucking wrong image

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>>10283982
I wasn't crying, some sand got in my eye...

>>10284013
Well he seems to like a challenge, get ready for a rematch.

>sorry host, went to get something to eat

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>>10284056
No problem.

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>>10283922
>There is no worse person you could have sprained your ankle running from. Good job, numbnuts.

>>10283982
>Another reverse psychology trick, or pure idiocy? Or is it both?

>>10284013
>You've never prepared whatever the hell this meal is in your life before, yet you somehow do not fall ill from preparing it even a tad incorrectly. You think about your possible career opportunities as a sushi chef now.

>>10283970
>Through the magical power of deus ex machina, Bigfoot appears!
>You freeze up at the sight, heart pounding out of your chest and gun in hand as you stare at the hulking missing link.

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>>10284105
What are you doing? Get up already it's just a paper cut.

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>>10284009
>She raises her eyebrows looking at the pillows but decides to not talk about it
... Sure thing. I don't have anything better to do now anyway.
Just go ahead first. I don't know anything about this place.

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>>10284132
>You protest that your booboo is very owie, and you want a Band-Aid with the little frogs on it to make you feel better.

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Try not to fire that thing around in dark places, or stuff like this happens.
Death decided to put those ropes to use.

>>10284162
kys buttslut

https://poal.me/e5xjv2

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>>10284029
But shouldn't you?
>>10284163
Eeeeelfiieeeee...I'm gonna tug on your ears.

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>>10284116
You know, you look like a nice little fella. Why don't cha come down to my house and I'll cook you up a nice meal? 'Course I'll eat you for my own dinner afterwards but don't mean I can't be hospitable and all that.
>Bigfoot pouts upon seeing the gun, taking a cautionary step towards the Mayor.
You're so I tiny I just wanna gobble you up right now! It's the natural order, ain't it? Just put down the weapon and climb inside me jaws, I wanna taste ya a little before I throw you in my stew.
>The origins and mythos of Bigfoot have always been shrouded in mystery, but a fact reveals itself today: he likes to eat people, and he's very direct about it.

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>>10284162
Where do you expect me to find something like that right now!?

>>10284163
...Maybe it'll come the little guy down.

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The Feast is here! and it sucks...yay.

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>>10284181
That would depend on what you demand if you win.

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>>10284221
I just wanna lord it over you.

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>>10284212
Wasn't hungry anyways, I got a game to win...a little snack wouldn't have hurt though.

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>>10284163
>Still sounds like a rotting corpse in audible form.

>>10284171
>You've been called many things, but "buttslutt" has never been one of them. You add that onto the "List of Mayor-co."

>>10284200
>At least Bigfoot's polite about wanting to FUCKING DEVOUR YOU WHOLE.
>You look around frantically, trying to see where the hell Craig's skull went off to. He'd be gunning this thing down without a second thought.

>>10284203
>You point at the first-aid kit conveniently located between the two of you.

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This is more like it.

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>>10284234
Then what is the problem?

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>>10284256
>You think this man would make a better beach buddy than the sociopathic little girl. He even has that adorable dog mask!

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>>10284246
You had this here the whole time!? Why'd you need me for!?

>>10284256
I heard she was a vampire, kinda figured she sprout wings and fly or something.

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>>10284274
Uuuuuuuugh...are you even gonna make this fun?
>>10284256
That's not fair...that's not fair at all....

http://poal.me/sm9k4e
http://poal.me/sm9k4e
http://poal.me/sm9k4e

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>>10284293
>You point out that the event explicitly dictates that Matoi is the one who treats your wounds, not you. You might cause a rift in the space-time continuum if you disobey the event, and you're not going to risk another one of those.

I want to fuck Usotsuki's armpits

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>>10284146
It's not the first time I've died, but I don't know much about this place either. Guess we'll figure this out as we go along! Maybe we'll find bigfoot or something.
>He chuckles at his (lame) joke, and after slinging his two pillows over his shoulder he chooses a random direction and just starts walking off in search of others. You realize that this knight is about as clueless as you are when it comes to the afterlife. He looks back at you after taking a few steps
You tagging along or what?

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One death, were almost there everyone.

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>>10284331
Weirdo.

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>>10284322
...I think I should've pushed you off the cliff instead of the vampire.

>>10284337
I get that snack after all.

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>>10284337
>Curses. You could have sworn the can was mightier than the sword.

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>>10284298
As much fun as the arena will allow me to. What say you?

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>>10284246
>Noting how tense the Mayor is and how reluctant he is to shoot, Bigfoot takes a couple more small steps towards him. With a warm smile on his face, Bigfoot says...
C'mon fella, hand the gun to me. I know it ain't in your nature to do it, I can see the goodness in your heart. I can also see how tasty ya look, and it's in my nature to eat. I'll treat ya well, garnish you with caviar and chives. Don't that sound good?

>Meanwhile, Craig's skull is on the ground no more then a couple feet away from the Mayor. His skull is turned away from them both, completely ignorant to the scene unfolding behind him as he munches on leaves.

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One death, two deaths! Which brings us the next number in line; 3.