HG
Give me those tributes.
>>10279942
Sliver Queen
>>10279942
Mr. Foster
>>10279942
Garnet
Ryougi Shiki
>>10279942
Imperfect Cell
Elias Ainsworth
>>10279942
Lanaya
>>10279942
Lana's mother
>>10279942
Karula
>>10279942
Ridley
dragon lolis
>>10279942
Lum!
Ava
Suz's Friend
Girlfriend Merchant
Miku's ass
>>10279942
Christie Sarah Tsukiko
>>10279961 (Suz)
Damn you and her seemed really tight. That sucks.
Starman
>>10279942
Aubrey
>>10279942
Mika
Kongou
>>10279942
I
Thorfinn
Rika's asshole
>>10279942
Captain Luna
>>10279942
Ship sinker Crashman
>>10280030
Jesus how many miles of cock did that anus process?
Original Dragon Loli
>>10280050
maybe 3 or 4 my dude
>>10279942
Kokonoe
>>10279729
Kim Jong-un shitposting on 4chan
>>10279732
Died irl 3 months ago and the only people who knew kept it a secret
>>10279735
>Guts
Doesn't exist, a creation of another oldfag
>Adachi
The secret mastermind behind HG
>Reigen
The second biggest anonymous shitposter behind Adachi
>>10279766
Is secretly Sikh
The only sane man left on HG
Just retarded, no other big secret
Actually an American intellectual who is planning to scrap the incestous Mexican persona and host the greatest games of all time
Shitposter of Kuga, but that's not really a secret
Answered
Completely irrelevant, no need to concern yourself with him
Irl rapist
Massive ESL douche, avoid at all costs
Is fucking Ahri in DMs to go full circle with the ship
Didn't create the ava sorter but doxxed everyone nonetheless
Cockslut. Destines to be a tranny, but is denied by even the most laughable of gays
Not a virgin
Teamed up with Ash and created a conspiracy to convert every HGer to the gay
Soviet
Faction games aren't actually hosted by him, instead a group of individuals
School shooter
Registered sex offender
Secretly a top in the bed
Actually quit a while back and is being impersonated to this day
See Martin
Typical nufag cancer, nothing too important
Will save HG
Massive attentionwhore
Massive attentionwhore
Massive attentionwhore
Has ERPed with every single person in HG besides the nufags
>>10279783
Swapped identies long ago
8 more
>>10280072
Mr Tweedy
>>10280072
Cain
>>10280072
Dalia
>>10280072
Female villager
Nurse Joy
>>10280072
Charm Lord
>>10280072
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>10280066
Wait wait, if I line this up proper, Ahri will save Hg? How?
This code seemed fancy, so grab your winter coats.
5 minutes.
>>10280072
lol who are you
Best Kai
>>10280072
Fujiwara no Fumokou
>>10280120
My path maybe neverending. But still, I will fight and attain enlightment!
>>10280137
Enlightment is a fool's price. I should expect no less from a insignifcant relic from oldtimes. Living in a world with a code and sense of honour that is obsolete.
Perhaps I should terminate you first were it not that I desire to face someone else already. Be on your guard, knight.
>>10280120
Gah-ah! What the bloody hell is that in my district, some overgrown earthworm?! Just get on with it before shite goes pear-shaped. Already sort'a is with that bugger loomin' over my shoulder.
>>10280168
>leaves bread for the gulls
What are we supposed to do in these threads?
>>10280168
Post lewds, my beautiful wife!
>>10280194
Shitpost newfags.
>>10280137
>>10280168
The match hasn't even begun and we already have a show? Today might be entertaining after all.
>>10280201
Kongou is not for lewds.
Even if they would be hot.
>>10280120
...
>>10280194
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Sorry for the wait, Bloodbath!
>>10280215
>He doesn't know
Point at him! Point at him and laugh!
>>10280184
>The gulls do not take the bait. The shipgirls takes a piece of bread in her mouth first to detect for any possible traces of poison. There are none.
>Without one motion of her index finger, a swarm of seagulls descend upon the Anon's offering, happily gobbling down while fighting among themselves for any big piece of bread left
>>10280201
This must be the most pathetic and obvious attempt at courtship so far. Consider your request denied.
>>10280215
((Most of them are not good. Maybe for some others but as oddly as it sounds my taste of lewds is strange. Unless artistic nude is alright in your eyes))
>>10280240
Artistic nude is the patrician's choice.
>>10280233
>points
>laughs
w-wait...
>>10280240
I can appreciate a good artistic nude from time to time. Not to fap to but just to enjoy.
>>10280203
Nani desu?~!
>>10280231
Yeah but the thing is I don't know what hunger games is so I don't know what simulating it entails. I know it was a book series and a tv show or movie, but I haven't read or seen it. Can it be explained quickly?
>>10280232
>When you die in the bloodbath.
>>10280240
Speaking of lewds, did pic related survive your folder deletion? If not then now you have it again.
>>10280168
I am no knight to tell the truth. But, I will show you the knowledge i've obtained from many countries and use them to the best of my ability to defeat you honorably!
>>10280213
I wasn't expecting an audience... truth be told.
>>10280232
Hmmmm...
("He once told me that anything could be of use in adventure. Truly, his words may ring true!")
>Garnet began inspecting the mines, looking at the ground. During her inspection, she see a bit of gold popping out of the dirt. She starts digging away at it and a circular object was found.
He was right after all!
Day 1.
Also im very pleased Rika's butt is gone cause if I had to make a wincard for that oh no
>>10280266
Ever see Battle Royal? It's pretty much battle Royal
>>10280290
I haven't seen battle royal.
>>10280314
Then it's like thunder dome. 24/36/48 people enter. 1 leaves.
>>10280266
It's a sim based off Hunger Games. Post your entry when a host asks for tributes and sit back n watch them die or do stupid shit when they post slides. You can also RP to it/other avas if you want an extra dash of autism with your experience.
>>10280255
>>10280263
((I like you guys.))
>>10280276
((I do now, thanks.))
>>10280287
Honor?
>Is the shipgirl laughing? Or is it her bitter amusement at the irony of it all?
When you perish and find yourself facing your maker in the afterlife, knowing that you failed, tell him that it was me who send you. And tell your maker that honour is a fool's pursuit. Honour is of no use to what is dead.
>>10280288
>She wastes no time in putting the monstrous creature in his place. It unfortunately ends in the latters death.
Kill or be killed. That monster followed it's instincts. I shall not mourn it's death.
>>10280266
a bunch of tributes fight to the death in an arena until there's only one left
Peace please, you're supposed to show up later.
>>10280314
Basically, you shove a bunch of people inside of an arena to fight to the death until only one remains.
The thing is, a guy named Brant created an online simulator of it, where you input the people you want to see kill each other.
In this thread, we roleplay as our tributes while talking about various stuff.
>>10280336
You're welcome. I'd hate for you to drop off. I enjoy our occasional banter.
>>10280232
C'mon, c'mon you bloody sods, I don't have all day. Just drink the bloody cocoa...hah hah!
>>10280288
They weren't very good oarsmen if this bloody ship's all the way up 'ere. Innit a tad strange?
>>10280345
>Foster whistles under his mask as he fries some some delicious fish.
If only the lake had the mercy to hook me some chips on the end'a the line too...
>>10280314
You know Nyan Cat? If you dont google it in yourube its like a 30sec video
Imagine a bunch of cats flying in space
The cats keep dying one by one, maybe they got sick, maybe they got hungry, maybe they fell in a frozen lake, whatever the important thing is that the cats keep dying until only one is happily nyaning in space along a bunch of cat corpses, this onehappy cat is the winner
Thats Hunger games, pretty much
An invisible hat?
Does starman really need to bathe?
Snibbidy snab
>>10280330
I'm not really big into TV or movies or whatever.
>>10280335
>Hunger Games
>tributes
>slides
I don't know what these things are. I came specifically for the autism.
>>10280339
That sounds pretty straightforward.
>>10280350
Okay, but what exactly is a tribute? Are they supposed to be my slaves or prisoners or something?
>>10280390
Nyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyannyan
So what do I do if I wanna take part in this?
>>10280398
That's a cute thing.
>>10280398
>roundhouse kicks you off to play on it instead.
>>10280398
Faster
>>10280355
(( I'm not planning on going away for good yet. Sorry to disappoint :^) ))
>>10280402
>She allowed the man closer to her for one reason. She wanted to listen to the beating of his heart. There was something about it's rhytym and the thumping sound that reminded her of something.
>>10280288
....What is this? Is it even useful?
>She starts rubbing her nose as she stares at the object.
Hmmmm...
>Garnet grabs the object and put it in her pack.
>>10280336
If you're referring to God... I can only say that you only scratch the surface of knowledge that should not be in your hands.
And as for honor... I was merely offering you a fair battle. But since you're clearly not for it, I will have no regrets fighting you at full strength.
>>10280345
You fool!!
("I have to do something... but, it would be best to let her die and save my own skin to continue. No! That wouldn't be fair for this girl!")
>Garnet leaps into action, pushing the girl out of the way to take the majority of the Troll's attacks.
>>10280390
Yea, I'll have whatever this sad pisser's havin'. It's obvious 'e's on somethin' after that speech.
>>10280402
Home sweet home, innit? Just brush up the rocks and it'll be good as new!
>>10280415
Which thread are you from?
>>10280435
I think you might have misread? I enjoy your being here.
>>10280415
Tributes are the characters you submit to a simulation. To enter someone into a sim you format it like >>10279969, with an image and a name. The person running the sim (the host) does everything from there.
You can RP to the prompts the sim (split up into images called slides) gives your tribute if you want.
>>10280415
>So what do I do if I wanna take part in this?
You are already doing it
Youre avafagging
People will say you need to RP but thats a meme midfags force down newfags throats, just ignore them and keep avafagging
When you see a post like "First 24" just reply to it with the name of this chink who youre posting pics of and a pic of her and enjoy what happens
Why is everyone leaving? It's so hot outside, why not stay in this lovely winter land?
Wonder what kind of candy he would eat.
You deserve to get avalanche'd for trying to climb a cold mountain wearing that.
>>10280415
When you see a post like this
>>10279942
Asking for either 224, 36 or 48 tributes you post your entry like these people did:
>>10279968
>>10279970
>>10279976
>>10279985
Then if you got in, you will see your ava interact via RNG in slides like these:
>>10280232
>>10280288
>>10280438
Now who is the ignorant one? You do not understand the way life and death is ment to be. By even offering me honour, you limit your own capabilities. I shall not tolerate such waste of potential.
>>10280453
((I think It's time for me to stare at the walls soon. Or not. ))
>>10280483
>People will say you need to RP but thats a meme midfags force down newfags throats, just ignore them and keep avafagging
Stop forcing your agenda on the newfriend.
>>10280456
'Ave I done somethin' right? That's quite the first, yea?
>>10280484
Bloody mutt better know who's arse to bite 'ere, and it had better not be mine.
>>10280498
>pettu
There there, I still like you.
>>10280505
t. salty midfag
>>10280498
It's okay. I often misread things too, so no worries.
>>10280505
I see that more as advice than forcing an agenda. Forcing an agenda would be trying to shitpost any newfag that does OOC posts untill they stop or leave.
RED ALERT SPIDERS HAVE ENTERED THE ARENA AND EVERYONE'S DROPPING LIKE FLIES
>>10280452
Too lewd to mention.
>>10280456
Ok. I'll try it. How long until it starts?
>>10280483
That wasn't a real Ava, that was just an Ava for asking questions, and now I'm out of pictures.
I just think it's funny that there was a chink in the armor.
>>10280483
>you have to rp
I cant think of a single person here that would ever say that
>>10280547
>A good thing spiders can't swim, right? Nevertheless, seein tributes being dragged away to be consumed later pleases the shipgirl for some reason.
>>10280547
Oh wait did it already start? I can't do it now?
>>10280548
>a chink in the armor
Okay, that was pretty good.
There'll be another game long soon, so don't worry about not getting to take part in this one.
>>10280547
Always with the bloody damned spiders, even here! Can't even take a trip away without seein' 'em. S'just sixes and sevens!
>There was a chink in the armour
>>10280581
>Long Soon
That's not her name. What do you mean by that?
>>10280585
goddamnit...
>>10280561
Probably because they shitpost it as an anon so you don't know who has a pinecone up their ass.
>>10280585
No, I said "in the armor".
>>10280498
...Ignorant. Hmmmm... I truly do not understand your point of view, when it comes to life and death. But if it comes to capabilities, you are mistaken beyond belief!
>Garnet stretches her back as she bends backwards a bit. She then starts stretching her arms out, then proceeding to put them by her sides.
As placing limits on yourself... makes it all the more interesting to break those limits in the heat of combat. 'Sparking' is what I call this strange feeling.
After the terrorizing spider invasion, we got a day of peace.
Which I skipped
Because no one likes peace
Anyway feast time
>>10280569
Games happen every day here. Someone will host another game after this one is done. Which is soon
>>10280603
...No. I expected this. Few creatures here understand how it should be. Limiting yourself is a perversion of the natural order. I try to find my place in the grand scheme of things and here I see again a creature that wasted her greatest gift that her consciouss gave her.
Enough of this. You are defeated. Now watch how a creature beyond your understanding finishes it.
And the last one to bite the dust iiiiiiiiiiissssssssss-
>>10280612
>>10280634
((You people haven't seen a thing. Not at all.))
>>10280647
I want to comfort kongou after she makes a mistake, or is genuinely distressed.
>>10280647
Jesus that's cute...
>>10280647
Why must she be so cute when mad?
>tfw too much of a nufag to be in any memes
Congrats to Elias! I'll have something for you in a bit.
>>10280670
>caring
>>10280634
>>10280612
("It appears she simply doesn't understand that I and others work differently from the way of the natural order. Hmmmm...")
It seems I cannot change your mind and or failed to properly explain myself. Though... what you said and what you did, clearly didn't match up.
>Trying BOTW masters mode
Of course placements first.
>>10280670
You got in that one picture the squid kid made
>>10280670
>giving a shit about le memes
Johnny no
>>10280670
Give it time. It takes the RNG awhile to create worthy memes.
>>10280670
You're in this one
>>10280690
I wish I had a switch
>>10280673
Congratulations.
>>10280691
Thank you for hosting.
>>10280691
thanks for hosting m8
>>10280688
>>10280691
You are one dozen and two places below me. You were holding back while did not. Does a lion show mercy to it's prey? Ponder upon this.
>>10280657
>>10280662
>>10280663
((If you are easily entertained, the best parts in her animu is when she actually shows emotions, like anger, surprise and excitement. As far as showing it goes))
>>10280690
>Come on mate don't let those monsters scare you! Dodge, dodge, and spam those arrows and tablet powers!
>>10280691
Thank you for the chance.
>>10280691
>thanks for the game.
>>10280730
What's the anime she's in called? I kept meaning to ask but also kept forgetting.
>>10280704
I still think Squid should've waited until the end of the year to do this desu
>>10280673
Of course, begin with a bloody beast, and then end with one, too. Bugger it all.
>>10280691
Cheers for that, mate.
>>10280704
The creator's posted the updated one multiple times and you still haven't saved it
>>10280733
just trying to fight 2 enemies at once is a living hell.
>>10280707
Wii u vers
>>10280673
>>10280691
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GhVFojgKe0
c :
>>10280710
>>10280750
c :
>>10280730
A lion does not show mercy to it's pray, for that will go against the circle of life.
Applying this to our talk is... somewhat correct. But in my heart and experiencing many things, human beings are more complex than animals.
Is there gonna be another game in this thread?
>>10280758
Maybe I've been asleep
>>10280780
Probably.
>>10280758
There's an updated one?
>>10280766
>Depending on the animal, just use a bomb to try to split them up. And if another one is catching up to the one you're currently fighting, do it again.
>>10280730
Are you Registeel?
>>10280780
Ye, give me a couple minutes to set things up.
>>10280800
Registeel is Merak you dumpass
>>10280783
no excuses!
>>10280794
it's got Marisa on it and that's about it
>>10280823
Who is Marisa again?
Who will be gone by 2018?
>>10280842
Skeleton guy. He'll get tired of it.
>>10280742
((Arpeggio of Blue Steel. For me it was sorta hard to follow. But atleast there was a few snippets of obligatory fanservice so there's that.))
>>10280800
((Regirock ->Regice ->Zigzagoon ------>Registeel))
>>10280773
...Perhaps I will admit that I might not be fully aware. My interactions with humans was mostly during moments of conflict. I am aware of what they can do, which is why I wish to udnerstand them.
But they are still flawed. They always will be..which is why they fill me with envy at a scale you would never understand.
>>10280842
Please let it be Squid and Aron
>>10280691
Thanks for hosting.
>>10280861
Thank you! I'll still give it a shot because why not?
>>10280842
There still room for more newfags?
>>10280861
I like you, but never diss the Zig again!
First 36
>>10280895
Lana's mother
>>10280895
Gascoigne
>>10280842
Why is Vino there?
Why is Wiggins there?
Why is Souda there?
Why is Kuga there?
Why is blue Alma Elma there?
Why are we here?
>>10280833
>>10280842
Marisa is Marisa
>>10280895
Lenny
>>10280895
Elias Ainsworth
>>10280895
Brownie
>>10280895
Mayor of Cantown
>>10280886
I wouldn't dare. I have a Shiny Linoone caught as a Zigzagoon resting in my Moon cartridge. I caught her more then 10 years ago.
>>10280895
Usotsuki
>>10280895
Bait game. Don't even reply to me with the Frank.
>>10280895
Sliver Queen
>>10280895
Johnny
>>10280905
>>10280895
Ship sinker crashman
>>10280917
Important question: Is there porn of this?
>>10280895
Waifu Knight
>>10280895
Imperfect Cell
>>10280895
Reynauld
>>10280923
I want to breed a 5IV shiny zigzagoon with pick-up to be my HM slave.
>>10280895
Agrias Oaks
>>10280895
Godslayer Vegetable
>>10280875
((Atta boy. Keep following whatever you want to do.))
>>10280895
Wardrobe Malfunction
>>10280895
Miku's ass
>>10280861
Ahhh... I see. Still, you may have a chance of learning.
>>10280895
Garnet
>>10280959
By the way, someone told me to tell you if you showed back up that there's a Darkest Dungeon code in development
>>10280895
Thorfinn
>>10280895
Rubick
>>10280895
Eggman-kun
>>10280959
Reynauld! This is for you, in case you don't have it.
I feel like you might find a good use for it.
>>10280895
Squidward
>>10280895
John Marston
>>10280895
Cute Reimu
>>10280905
You fucking wish I was there lmao
>>10280895
Balansuke
>>10280895
Cannot contact REcaptcha
>>10280895
Knuckles
>>10280895
Leoric the Skeleton King
>>10280932
Fools should be silent.
>>10280895
Aubrey
>>10280895
Pepe
>>10280895
True Love
>>10280910
I don't know the fag or avafag. Redpill me.
>>10280895
Emoji Shooter
>>10281043
yess
>>10280895
Lum!
>>10280895
Karula
>>10281049
They're a nufag that showed up from /v/ sometime last month, after being told what the place was about they said they'd lurk for a while and pick up Marisa from 2hu
And here they are now. They're decent and pretty nice but nobody really talks to them
>>10280895
Lewd Cow
>>10280977
That sounds cool as fuck. I'm hyped
>>10280987
I was looking for this actually. Thank ye
>>10281069
>lewd
yeah right
>>10281068
DDD shitposted him, don't forget that
Look for shit I fucked and get ready to race wacky
>>10280932
lol you dumb
>>10281089
He didn't shitpost them. He offered them some criticism.
>>10281095
Let's race this beeyatch.
>>10281095
>You are READY!
>>10281082
I said lewd not autistic, moo~
>>10281095
>>10280904
>>10281063
>>10280947
If there is, I'd rather not know about it...
>>10281095
Looks good from here. Best of luck everyone!
>>10280976
And so do you. Perhaps it is you being a human that allows you to think beyond what is obvious.
Enough of that. There is battle. If oyu manage to find me, you will fight with everything you have. If you but a fraction of your strength in reserve, you will receive no quarters.
These are my terms. I will not change them.
>>10281122
but that one's hardly lewd
>>10281095
Let the slaughter commence.
>>10281095
Let's do this
>>10281095
It looks fine. My only concern is if you labeled me as a male. That keeps happening as of late...
>>10281132
Being a cow is lewd to begin with.
>>10281125
Thank you very much.
>>10281095
>>10281130
And I shall accept them with open arms and respect those terms!
>>10281151
but you eat grass and shit in a field
>>10281082
>>10281069
>>10281095
I am the sphinx. Answer this riddle correctly and you shall survive. If you fail I shall eat you.
What never awakes, but takes others to sleep, night and day alike?
>>10281069
>>10281082
>>10281122
>>10281151
Now I'm hungry for steak
>>10281163
That's sound pretty l00d to me.
>>10281168
That might be a good idea. Moo~.
>>10281170
My skills in bed?
>No one dies
What a bloodbath. Also one tribute is driving stick but not the right stick if you catch my drift
>>10281125
Bruh she in
>>10281144
Nah I played enough Tactics to know
>>10281170
Your mom
>>10281186
>>10281181
Milk will last ya longer.
>>10281170
chlorophorme?
>>10281106
He may have but in the way he he basically said he did not approve of that marisa
>>10281193
>>10281181
Gotcha covered, you handsome devil.
Hey maybe we can split it? I heard it's a good diet plan, combined with plenty of running of course.
>>10281193
>oh, well that's dumb of me
>>10281193
>true love doesn't know how to drive stick
>>10281194
Cows are for herding ;)
Waifu knight finds his new waifu
But you had a built-in airbag?
Why the fuck you jousting on cars
>>10281193
>>10281217
I spend two existences on sea. What makes you consider the possibility I would be proficiënt at controlling land based transportation?
>>10281250
>>10281159
faction games when
>>10281186
>>10281193
>>10281200
There is no answer! I just made it up on the spot, it's a load of baloney! Hahahahaaaa!
>>10281250
Who said you could stop me?
>>10281223
Moo
>>10281234
Moo
>>10281250
Darn, moo.
>>10281281
Moo?
>>10281193
>You equip the VERY OUTDATED GOGGLES and examine yourself in your car's mirror.
>Stylish. Majestic. Very turn-of-the-century.
>...How the hell do you drive this thing anyways?
>>10281250
>It is indeed a house with yarn in it.
>Simple minds, simple pleasures no doubt. You briefly wonder how much damage you could do by releasing just one cat in here.
>>10281250
>mfw my new waifu is a hobo
>>10281250
It seemed like a fun thing to do at the time.
>>10281269
>I think the second one you quoted was referring to the gay porn entry.
>>10281281
>>10281191
>>10281284
Ooospie. I only just went to sleep!
Everyone does, Aubrey
Johnny's doing his thing
Dumbasswhodrivesintotreesayswhat?
Oh so she's that kind of mother.
>>10281321
That was a pretty dumb move.
>>10281321
Moo! Give me my keys, moo!
Moo!
>>10281321
>Johnny x Lum
I ship it
>>10281321
The sphinx takes a lack of answer as an incorrect one!
>>10281333
>pets
>>10281311
((Kill me)
>>10281321
Absolutely not. One false move with my vessel and you will be suffering from circuits being overloaded. I will not risk an inferior machien damaging my existence.
>>10281321
Is Agrias my new waifu?
True love getting a bit more romantic
What a weird fucking carpool
Squidward just likes fucking people
>>10281375
You may pass.
>>10281279
Maybe one day.
>>10281347
Don't pet me! Help me get my keys.
It feels good though. Mmm...
Mooooooo~
>>10281375
>Listens to cattle decapitation while driving
>>10281375
((Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin lays an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel, The Joker got away, Hey!))
>>10281375
I approve of this carpool
>>10281390
>pets more
I actually raise cows. Moo.
A bunch of people fucking burn to death
>>10281375
I walk a road of constant pain and suffering
What cruel God designed this?
when will it end
>>10281373
No, your search for whatever a "waifu" is does not end so soon. I wish you luck with your quest.
>>10281415
I would like to inspect his vehicle. Perhaps I could leearn something by reverse-engineering it. Primitive or modern. I would like to know.
>>10281409
I can't park if ya keep pettin' me like that, moo~
>>10281415
I barely even started!
>>10281437
>>rubs tumw
>>10281321
>It appears to be some sort of...emerald?
>>10281375
>What an utterly ingenious plan the yellow man has. If only you knew where you were going yourself.
>>10281415
>At first you're annoyed by the childish antics, but you have a moment of clarity that they're in the possession of an Eldritch abomination and an ass now. You let them have the keys.
>>10281390
>Cattle Decap
Thumbs fucking up.
>>10281415
>my breaks are cut
Damn you Lenny!
>>10281437
Guess I'll join in on the cow pettin'
If that swordfight event isn't fatal I'm going to be annoyed
Also lmao at that last event.
>>10281447
Moo~
>>10281451
Bree bree moo
>>10281458
Baa~ I mean moo~
>>10281477
>rubs rubs
>>10281451
>If I could read greentext, I would decide to turn around and go home. As I can't...
Doo doo doo, following the mayor, ba-doo doo ski-doooooo...
>>10281458
What are you gonna do, chase after me?
>>10281474
Give it up, booty!
>>10281474
I'm real dizzy. Someone hold me
>>10281483
Muhhhh~
>>10281095
The power of the light flows through me. These unholy abominations will be stricken down!
>>10281193
*the very sight of a naked woman in public distresses Reynauld. Reyanuld gains +4 stress*
That woman really should cover herself. She stains my purity.
>>10281250
*Satisfied with watching Rubik crash, Reynauld heals the +4 stress gained*
This heinous contraption works wonders. I should listen to that Highwayman more often.
>>10281321
*Gloating over the death of Rubik distracted Reynauld enough to cause him to drive off road. It was already too late by the time he regained control of his vehicle. In his last breath he says:*
w-why did I trade her for this life? She loved me...
>>10281474
THey say people from the nation I was founded at are quite fond of Fish and chips. Perhaps this man caleld Denny S can help me with feasting on this cuisine.
You're fucked, Lenny
>>10281485
>>10281474
Who needs to stop when you're magic?
>>10281513
Thank you for the game.
Good night HG.
>>10281513
>>10281517
Never mind, those breaks probably would've been useful
>>10281513
W-wait, what exactly did you mean by 'drag race'?
>>10281487
E X T R A T H I C C
>>10281527
Them's the breaks.
>>10281474
>Would you look at that, she survived an oil slick large enough to cause a U.S. invasion. You frantically put the pedal to the metal.
>>10281513
>As you stare transfixed through the windshield, you wonder if she counts as an animal or a human for insurance purposes.
>>10281513
There is always a next time, yellow faced man. I know know how you drive. I will use it against you.
>>10281513
I'm dyin'.
>>10281541
Take me to the hospital, moo~
How the fuck are you lonely???
>>10281541
Just the way Vert likes them
>>10281573
You should have stayed in the safety of your car, Lenny. I would wish you good luck jumping down to your doom, but....
>>10281552
Yeah right. You're not going to kill me or my name isn't Lenny Leonard.
>>10281573
Well...fuck.
>>10281573
I wan' an enchilada. I don't feel so good. Mooooo~
>>10281554
Well I guess since I'm supposed to be chivalrous I'll give you a ride to the hospital.
That is, if I don't die from this >>10281573 honorable swordfight
>>10281573
>Around and around you go, passing what seems to be the same landmarks each time. You make another lap around.
>And another lap.
>And another lap.
>And another lap.
>And another lap.
>And...
>>10281590
You are right, I don't have to terminate you. All I had to do is wait untill you made a fatal mistake. There is a certainly in your kind. Given enough time, all of oyu make a mistake that proves fatal. How fortunate for me that your mistake came quickly, no?
>>10281573
Of course, I also wonder if there is a "there." This road appears to stretch into infinity, there's no telling if there is a there.
Lewd Cow keeps getting the best events and Gascoigne keeps running things over.
Can anyone stop the mama?
His waifus are getting worse
>>10281573
>>10281591
oh no
>>10281487
>fake cow girls
Delet this.
>>10281648
CUTE
>>10281634
>waifu a vegetable
>mfw
>>10281634
I've been using these to decorate the interior of my vehicle, but have since come to realise that they don't look all that good. You can have them instead.
It's the feast, with some gas pumping and two deaths
Goodnight HG.
>>10281678
sleep tite
>>10281650
Calm down Vert
>>10281678
Good bed anon
>>10281678
Good bed.
>>10281671
Who needs a feast when you have waifus?
What a mouthful. Also, a bunch of people are stuck.
Skipping peace after this.
>>10281678
Good night
>>10281671
>>10281634
Your king stops only when he wishes to.
>>10281703
>>10281705
>Kuga has a child
YAMETE
>>10281678
GOODBYE
GOODBYE
GOOD FRIENDS GOODBYE
>>10281671
>>10281712
I guess he wasn't in the clear
>>10281733
SANTIAGO
>>10281726
FUCK what's the source of this
The best deaths are when people are dumb
>>10281763
Bear in the big blue house or something like that.
>>10281763
Bear in the big blue house
>>10281743
My waifus are turning against me
I was rooting for the two of them too
>Still here, Len?
>>10281671
>Rubick leans out of his window to view the mangled body of Lewd Cow.
She's in a rather sorry state, isn't she?
>Rubick then quickly drives away.
>>10281712
This isn't so bad, it gives me time to collect my - stop honking at me, I can't move any - mhm! I can' - there is no room - okay. I'm leaving.
>>10281743
>Rubick abandons his vehicle to join another, leaving his car stranded in vehicle.
I can't deal with this awful traffic. I'm joining your lot.
>>10281743
>someone else on HG watches pamtri
Thank you host, I can die in peace now.
yes
>>10281817
this good enough for ya
>>10281767
>Rubick slams his foot down on the accelerator and rams the woman's car from the front while Squidward smashes into her rear, sandwiching her between their cars. Rubick exits his vehicle, fingertips cackling with stray bolts of arcane energy.
Let's get this over with.
>>10281795
Very impressive.
>Rubick claps sarcastically.
Well done.
>>10281806
I do too
Oh shit, final two
>>10281806
A couple friends and I watched like a dozen of his videos one night after marathoning a bunch of Cyber8 and it was great
>>10281828
>wait where did that white bit come from
>>10281845
That's called snow, son.
yep
ty
When was the last time a stupid filler won a game
>>10281834
Good taste, anon.
>>10281844
Must have been one hell of a night.
W E A R E T I G H T E R T H A N B A R K O N A T R E E
>>10281817
no
>>10281860
>kissu
乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚
>>10281844
>Rubick stands atop Elias's car as he races towards Waifu Knight's, who is speeding towards them on the opposite side of the road. As Lana's Mother prepares to knock him off of the car with her lance (or whatever), Rubick simply flings her off of the hood with his telekinesis.
Sorry. I think you were thinking that I was going to play fair.
Lol fuck
>>10281872
It was amazing, but Cyber8's channel got taken down a couple days ago so I'm pissed
>>10281897
lol
hax
You can't say Rubick didn't try
>>10281897
>Rubick's car is totaled and he along with it.
Damn. It keeps happening, doesn't it?
>>10281906
There's no need to be rude about it.
I think tourny guy's dead again but whatever
I'm gonna buy the Minecraft joke book and make a code out of it.
>>10281908
Oof, at least I didn't die immediately
Good round
>>10281917
To look at things with a positive view I'm happy that I'm killing people again. Typically my losses come after having done nothing significant within a game.
Good game, well played.
>>10281930
Please do
Moooo
>>10281917
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10281917
Thanks for hosting.
Hey new blood, did you have fun?
>>10281930
>(Player1) stands next to a creeper. You can probably guess what happened!
>>10281917
>wew lad 2 in a row
>thanks for the game
>>10281897
Youtube did WHAT?!
Thankfully there are a bunch of reuploads floating around
Fuck youtube nowadays though, taking down all of the good shit.
Thanks for the game, by the way.
>>10281908
Congratulations. And thank you for the match.
>>10281931
>>10281943
>>10281962
>>10281965
>>10281974
>>10281984
>>10281986
Thank you all for playing. Hopefully there's a better host than me around.
>>10281986
>
>>10281908
>>10281917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1E70IHWOlow
c :
>>10281943
>>10281974
>>10281986
c :
>replying
rude
>>10282003
Aren't you a nufag?
>>10282003
>kissu