Alphys thread - I love /trash/ edition
If it dies, it dies
But in the meantime, post lizard qt
>>10267164
>ywn be squished between two fat scaly butts
just end my life fampai
>>10267123
>>10267573
>Two fat scaly butts
>One of them is So Sorry
It's patrician taste up until that point
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>>10267892
>>10267734
Samael a shit
So Sorry a qt.
>>10267929
Yer a gifted man for being able to disassociate
>>10268047
Yeah, I didn't even know the guy was someone's OC until I saw people shitstorming and crying about it online
touch the butt
>>10268280
I wanna marry that butt
>pre-ordered an alphys fig nearly a year ago
>>10268360
Sir, you need to marry the entire Lizard. You can't just marry the butt
Time for a comic
>>10269697
>>10269708
This could take a while
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>>10269834
Finally time for lizard smooches
>>10269847
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>>10269961
My favorite page
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>>10269997
Finally done
>>10270003
I'd do a lot of unsavory things to get a translation of that
>>10270800
I assume it's Tori teaching Undyne about sex. Maybe she's a sex ed teacher.
no die plz
post more lizard butt
>>10277243
I don't think there is any more
Best trash girl.
>>10277243
>>10277243
okie dokie
>>10278171
Is Alphys a:
lizard
dinosaur
dragon
axolotl
pangolin
?
>>10278259
a dino clearly, like those ones from that mario lava level
>>10278259
Monster
>she will never sit on your face
Stop letting it die you fucks
>>10278208
>You will never lick Alphys' asshole
why_even_live.png
W E T
>>10293871
What is she listening to?
>>10267123
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdTL_QcO0beP3Zu5e26Ze2TwIkW_6J_lA_PSFnZFOrZWwqtBg/viewform
This guy is collecting things for the BOOBY awards of Undertale
>>10295028
>shittiest character
>Chara has more votes than So Sorry
kek
>>10297009
Even SoSorry had more personality than deddemonchild did.
>>10297009
Chara is a shit!
SHIIIIIIIIT!
more booty
>genuinely like alphys
>nobody does proper smut of her
>it's always overly cute unfappable cheesecake or the most disgusting extreme fetishes ever, never anything in between
suffering dot jay pee gee
I have to photoshop my own alphys smut
>>10309040
Do you ever think Alphys goes outside in her Labcoat, with nothing underneath?
It's probably what she always wears when she's inside, why change?
>>10312962
Especially in Hotland.
>>10312962
>>10311861
>>10309040
There's a small amount of inbetween stuff but not nearly as much as Toriel or Asriel or Undyne
There's some good booty in this thread at least >>10267155 >>10267164 >>10267171 >>10267587 >>10267769 >>10268280
>>10312962
Imagine Alphys in public, with a crowd of people and monsters around her, and a sudden gust of wind blows open her lab coat revealing she's wearing nothing underneath
Imagine Alphys gasping in shock and everyone turning around to see her huge lizard titties and puss
>It would really suck if you woke up to Alphys positioned on top your chest, pressing the head of her cock against your lips and smiling down at you.
>It would suck to take the head of her cock in your mouth and wrap your tongue around it, tasting her salty pre as she let out little moans.
>It would be terrible if she suddenly put both hands on your head and began thrusting in and out of your mouth, assaulting your throat with thick lizard cock, her tail wagging behind her as she experienced pure ecstasy.
>Worst of all would be if she pulled out, moaned "c-cumming~" in a quiet voice, and shot long strings of hot seed into your open mouth and all over your face. Especially if you licked your lips afterwards in a desperate attempt to swallow as much of her hot, thick cum as humanly possible.
>>10317862
>ywn suck that thicc weeb dicc
200%
SAD
>>10319215
why_even_live.bmp
Last one because I know futa isn't everyone's thing
Weeb
>>10320582
It's really just one or two butthurt faggots that go around the board crying at every single instance of futa they can find
>>10326566
futa is trash though
>>10327229
Not if it's done right.
>>10324943
Holy fuck, source?
>Dem tits
>Dem feet
>Dat tongue
>>10326566
>>10327229
case in point
>>10324943
sauce pls
>>10317531
That is literally my fetish Anon.
We need Alphys ENF.
May have posted this in a thread before, but;
>Alphys has a meeting with Asgore
>Visits him in her uniform
>Asgore reassures her that this is a strictly casual meeting, no need for business attire
>Alphys can't speak up before Asgore starts undoing her coat to hang it up on a rack
>She was wearing absolutely nothing underneath it
Would you succ Alphys' toes?
>>10340377
Mm yes
>>10345590
no die plz
One of my few complaints with Undertale is that Alphys is the only named monster that you can't directly kill under any circumstances. I could have overlooked this if there were a way to get the true ending with her still having killed herself, but alas.
lizard
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>>10297009
t. homo jew kikes
>>10350815
She's also the only monster who you can indirectly kill a bunch of ways. it evens out.
cute
>>10327420
it's a photoshop of r34 of some adventure time character, there's no "source"
Why you over here jacking it to Cheesasaurus Rex
>>10368709
Why don't you?
>>10368542
>>10366161
Well goddamn that's a good edit then, fooled me
i love lizard
I want to hug and kiss Alphys, then cuddle with her until we fall asleep in eachother's arms.
i love alphys in diaper it is my favrit
nerd
>>10374377
I made it to illustrate my point earlier, there's barely any fappable alphys r34 out there and I pretty much have to shoop existing pieces together with unrelated r34 art to get what I want
>>10382608
You're really good at photoshop then. I spent 2 days honestly believing it was original artwork lmao
Nerd
>>10391941
>>10278259
gift
>>10278259
cute
Goodnight lizard.
nerd
>>10399598
don't be mean
>>10394149
IT'S SUCKING ME IN
>>10267141
Shiny cunny!
>>10411039
>>10411092
O v O
worst character
>>10419159
OC for all y'all that wanna suck this weeb's hyuge cawk
>>10419159
(You)
>>10423076
Noice.
>>10426843
Is there more
Is it gonna get sexy or stay sad
>>10430442
I think there's more and that it gets HOT AS FUCK. But I think it's also a preview.
>>10426843
>>10430569
Yeah, it's a preview
>>10423605
>>10430569
>>10430591
Oh, yes.
OH YES
>>10291419
>first UT figs are announced
>frisk, toriel, skellies
>makes sense
>they waste a slot on lesser dog
>wait forever
>finally announce a second wave with surf and turf
>pre-order almost a year in advance
>release gets pushed back a month for no reason
>>10441903
Darn it.
(Still a little dissapointed in the Alphys figure, honestly. At least Undyne looks great.)
>>10441976
Looks okay to me. The buckteeth really accentuate her nerdy weebness
>>10448335
I think my issue is that her face is too rounded. In the artbook Toby said her design was based around triangles; her head doesn't have to be exactly triangular but I think it would help if her snout stuck out a bit more.
>>10423076
Thank you so much, I love futa Alphys.
>>10449479
I've got good news for you then
Fresh dick doctor
>>10457385
>>10457385
She's so chubby and cute omg
I want to cup her balls in my hands
I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN
>>10457385
Thank you, Anon.
This is top quality futa dick right here
>>10317862
>>10320545
>>10320582
>>10326566
>>10423076
>>10449479
>You will never service Futa!Alphys under her desk while she works
>You will never hear her heavy claws tapping away on her mechanical keyboard as you work her shaft with your tongue
>You will never notice her typing slow down as you start to suck on her thick, sweaty cock
>She will never let out a little squeak as she nears the most powerful orgasm of her life
>She will never reach her hands under her desk and hold either side of your head to thrust deeper into your mouth
>Her thick hips will never pump in a steady rhythm as she assaults your mouth with such ferocity that your eyes start to water
>She will never let out a shrill cry as her throbbing cock explodes in your mouth like a geyser
>Your mouth will never be filled with so much hot lizard spunk that your cheeks start to bulge
>She will never withdraw from your mouth, cock still twitching and dripping from the power of her orgasm
>She will never pat you on the head and order you to swallow
>You will never obediently swallow down every last drop of her seed, feeling it run down your throat and filling your stomach
>Alphys will never return to work, but not before telling you how much she loves you
Why must I have these thoughts
>>10267299
We need more Alphys rimming.
Giving or receiving, either is good.
>>10472784
i love lizard
Boop
Don't die yet
big butt
>>10477063
i want that butt on my face
>>10477063
bigger
nerd
>>10483595
best vidya nerd
>>10477063
That's a tasty lookin donut
>>10479062
>>10480696
>>10485712
nude butt
>>10487334
Pretty delicious my friend
>>10487334
Gonna eat that donut
>>10487334
noice
trash lizard is cute!
don't die
ey
>>10504406
Cute!
alphys a cute