Haha I hate myself. All shall worship our queen edition.

>>10259277
I've made a mistake

>>10263878
Do you want a cuddle and some naps?

>>10263893
yes please

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>>10263878
Told you you should've slept

>>10264123
Bunnies are evil. Seriously fuck them.

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>>10264228
>fuck them
I was going to link to the bunday thread but there isn't one apparently
Anyway, I don't disagree. However, just as being adorable doesn't make them not evil, being evil doesn't make them not adorable.

Are rabbits Stacey's to possums?

>>10264367
nah, rabbits are vermin too. just, like, slightly more popular.

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>>10264367
Rabbits only seem nicer and more put together to most because they efficiently externalize and direct their self-destructive forces.

>>10264514
Sounds like a stacey to me.

I can't stay awake lmao have a good day, I love you assholes

>>10264569
staceys are fucking thots with fake ass mental illnesses
there is no way rabbits are roasties

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>>10264670
Night night, sleep tight!

>>10264713
Sounds like rabbits, actually. Fucking things are psychotic.

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>really sensitive to noise
>dreading July 4 fireworks tonight
>sun starts setting
>suddenly it begins to rain
>mrw

>>10264713
Whores are pretty mentally unstable though. Knowing your place in life basically boils down to being a fuckdoll really isn't good on the psyche. I'd just say they're better at putting on makeup than men if you know what I mean.

>>10265030
touche
but i mean thot the word not thot the acronym
i mean a woman who fucked a 20yo back in high school to get a lift to the shops
i mean women who claim they're depressed but, when you get to know them, are only depressed because its cool

>finally begin to overcome my immense sadness
>friends say im acting different
>they dont like it
>feel like shit becuase my friends only like sad me
>become sad again
It's an endless cycle my dudes.
I've got you guys tho.

>>10265120
Fucking a guy for a ride is very much whore behavior and depression is cool for a reason, and that reason is because everyone's depressed now. It may not be crippling or very impeding on behavior, but the population as a whole is becoming more depressed. Everyone's scared and alone and unsure of their future and the world's getting worse by the day. People constantly have to put up a facade for social interaction and nobody says what they really think or feel because they're afraid of being ostracized. We as a society are in a really shit place right now and to not be depressed even "ironically" is weird.

>>10265533
man i hate when that happens
thankfully i dont hang out with anyone like that anymore

>>10265583
Dang, that hits hard bro.
Truth hurts.

>>10265607
I guess I'm just not likeable unless I'm a morally nihilistic racist with anger management problems and strong political views.

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>>10265713
geez

>>10265778
Yeah nah, I'm not doing too well in the "good person" department.

>>10265878
im not either but uh
geez
what kinda people are you around that actually like that over
whatever wasnt that

>>10266085
Australians.

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>>10266108
Can confirm, we're all terrible and you should murder out country.

Save the kangaroos though.

>>10266108
oh
yeah thatll do it

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What color should I paint my toenails, /possum/?
haha just kidding i only have blue

I miss having a gf to do it with

>>10266228
I've always liked to do mine black or purple. Red and blue are both nice though.

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>>10266228
>painting your nails

For what purpose?

>>10266239
If you want it black or purple then fuck paint, just kick a wall.
Cheap and effective.

>>10266228
teaaaaaal

>>10266239
good taste with the black/purple

>>10266280
Not him but it's very relaxing and helps to calm you down. Also looks nice if you're into that sort of thing.

>>10266296
I've done that before, I'm trying to stop self-harm though.

>>10266297
Oh teal's also nice. Really anything but bright pink and bright red looks good.

Seeing men with painted nails makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and a little angry and I'm not 100% sure why.

>>10266228
Blue is best colour anyway. I'm not a girl but I'd totally chill and paint nails with you.

>>10266387
Ditto mate, hate to say it but it's probably gender norms.

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>>10266239
Black and purple are nice, but I tend to go with those in colder weather. I'm actually tempted to treat myself and buy another color. Lavender sounds good. Teal isn't a bad idea either, nor is a soft pink.

>>10266280
Like >>10266327 said, it's calming and relaxing and just makes me feel nice.

>>10266404
I appreciate that, anon. I'd take you up on that.

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>>10266327
yeah most things that arent hooker red or pink as hell are pretty nice
ive tried painting my nails before but it was kinda trashy and i couldnt get my right hand
have a really nice shade of purple stashed somewhere
pic related if i remember right

Who /missbedtimekisses/ here?

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>>10263757
>>10264883
>>10265713

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I ended up fucking that plush after all. Regret was had.

>>10268168
Kinda hot anon, what is the furry little guy anyway?

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>>10268168
It's only wrong if you didn't cuddle afterward.

>>10268181
A fox. Rubbed the bottom on my dick reverse cowgirl style until I came on my stomach.
>>10268285
Of course I did.

>>10268500
Congratulations, I think it's your boyfriend now. So you can cuddle and fuck each other a bunch.

>>10268527
I'm honestly considering it desu. At least on the occasions family is out.

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so how was everyones freedom day?
figured out i could just barely see the towns fireworks out the kitchen window
trees blocked a lot of the lower flying shells though
had some fancy color changing ones that went from red to blue and junk
that was neat
decent end to an otherwise lame day

>>10268168
nice

>>10270127
had a pretty nice day, went over to my aunt and uncle's for swimming and some really good steak then came home to take a nap

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>>10270127
Don't celebrate it.
Pretty shitty tho.
Tried to vent to my mate. But he thought I was just joking. I need new friends.
Bout to have a nap.

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>>10270328
sounds pretty cash
i oughta get out and do some swimming myself
gotta get that otter bod

or at least stop being so squishy

>>10270368
i dont really care for it, just a bunch of noise for a few weeks
the shows are pretty at least
that blows man hope you feel better soon
and have a nice nap

>>10270444
How many fucking images did those get stealing cunts at /nitwg/ make?

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>All this NitW art.

You know there's a thread up specifically for posting that right? I know it mixes with the theme but the fact there's more images of it here then there is of Habbits is fucking sad.

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>>10270500
OP here, I've been thinking. Should we put a mega filled with the comics in the OP post from now on? Does anyone have a link to one?

>>10270500
Hi, >>10270368 here. Imma let you know that my nitw reactions are right next to my habits reactions in my folder. So I posted that version as opposed to going up a folder then down 2 to post the koth version.

I'll be sure to post the original from now on.

>>10270500
I'll take nitw art over that other dude doing lewd things to a stuffed animal or the other weird shit people seem to think is cool to post here.

>>10270484
i dunno probably a lot
im new to it

>>10270500
to be fair theres like barely any art of habits that isnt habits

>>10270537
It's really easy to look up the comics on vice/tumblr. Copy paste OP posts and numbered threads are for generals and generals are lame.

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>>10270577
I guess I'm thankful it isn't a porn dump in here, just sad to remember back when people posted the comic and reaction pictures from it. Also when people did art of it.

>>10270584
There's some, there's enough.

>>10270599
Yeah I agree with this, I have a feeling making something real like that would attract a crowd. We need our hip and chill loner vibe going on.

>>10270640
I have a vibe in my desk drawer, would that help?

>>10270661
To be clear, it is the vibe of a hip and chill loner.

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>>10270577
>that other dude doing lewd things to a stuffed animal
I felt compelled to tell someone. Sorry. I'll keep my mouth shut from here on out.

>way too depressed, horny and sick to even get out of bed today
Haha nice

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>>10270640
It's for similar reasons I'm glad it's impossible to namefag and we haven't gotten any obnoxious avatarfags trying to make this their own personal playground as opposed to the faceless cool anons just hanging out and being trash. Kinda wish the thread was more active when it gets to the point of watching it reach page 10 repeatedly but you can only ask so much from a non community revolving around a webcomic that doesn't update on a degenerate hidden 4chan board.

>>10270722
Its cool dude, I think most anons just don't want to see that shit unfold in the thread when it could've been in a separate thread dedicated to it

>>10270722
Hey man whatever keeps you preoccupied. It's just as soon as people start talking and posting lewd it's an invitation for other people to get in on that conversation and steer the entire thread in that direction. Half the website and basically the entire rest of trash is already dedicated to porn so it's nice to have this refuge.

>>10270773
It's a comfy type of slow, the issue is with /trash/ having a flood of content drowning the thread.
The discord is about as lively.

>>10270127
I worked my shitty ass grave-shift job

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>>10270820
I'm so damn happy the Discord's fair, you don't post it unless someone asks for it which I know makes me happy because I try to steer away from things like that. So thanks.

>>10270773
There's been one or two attempted avatarfags I think, they got bored with no one replying to them except with "fuck off" though which is good.

>>10270829
rip
what are those like?

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>>10270856
>There's been one or two attempted avatarfags I think, they got bored with no one replying to them except with "fuck off" though which is good.
You forgot about the people politely asking them to not avatarfag.

>>10270127
Coincidentally freedomday is also my birthday, so as an extra present i just asked for everyone to leave me a tad alone for some time since i dont like birthdays that much. Listened to old german music while getting slightly buzzed.
https://youtu.be/aC872j2-PDw

>>10271419
well hell happy birthday dude
sounds like a good time to me

>>10270127
had to work all day because i haven't been at my job long enough to get holiday bonuses or anything. gotta love feeling exploited

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Haha i'm dead inside

Anyone wants a corona

>>10272644
I don't like coronas, but I'd still chill with you.

>>10272650
Come chill in my attic and listen to punk with me

I also got irish whisky and some weird liquor

>>10272661
I'll take water, not a big drinker. What are we listening to?

>>10272669
Whatever is in my shitty playlist

https://open.spotify.com/user/doggoisgod/playlist/48FVWBg0t7PhumEwUafItm

>when you're the only person on your block with legal fireworks and neighbor kids are booing your display

It's like showing up to a circle jerk and everyone but you is a horse.

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>>10272669
My drunk ass posted the wrong one
https://open.spotify.com/user/doggoisgod/playlist/1LoCnIAwltCGtjmcafvfES

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>>10272716
im usually good with analogies and metaphors and the like but that makes no fucking sense

>>10272732

I take it you aren't American then? It's fine. I mean the whole thing is kind of a dick waving competition to begin with, but your trying to join in with a micropenis.

The thing is, in my state "legal" fireworks can only be on the ground, so that basically restricts it to fountains and stuff that can only be seen by people in the immediate vicinity, rather than airborne fireworks, which are illegal, but are much more impressive and can be seen from farther away.

I mean I could just drive over state lines, but the problem is the cops park cruisers on the border and check people's tags to see if they came over earlier, and they'll stop you and search you because we might try to have some fun.

>>10272729
Alright. I know Dead Kennedys, The Offspring, Radiohead, Nirvana, Good Charlotte, Guttermouth and Rage Against the Machine.

I don't know any of the rest though, which might mean bad things about my knowledge of music.

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>>10272759
Not really, my taste of music is shit anyways

Have fun listening to it tho

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>>10272800
Thanks dude, I'll give it a listen tomorrow morning when I've got the house to myself and can play it on the speakers.

If you're one of the Americans then hope you had a good 4th.

>>10272842
Nah, i'm a yuro

Strayabro?

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>>10272851
What gave it away?

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>>10272861
Just had a feeling
I'm the guy with the mandarines and the fucked up arm

How have ya been?

>>10266228
black with white stripes

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>>10272884
Eeeeeeeh, kinda good? Stopped cutting a while back and got a long distance boyfriend which is pretty cool. Also doing a course in Animal Studies. I also normally eat everyday now.

How you going man? Arm any better and are you back at work? Also eating alright?

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>>10272905
Well that's good man, is he a cute guy?
Also good on the eating, that shit really helps

I'm okay-ish
Arm is nearly completely healed even though i can't feel shit there now

I'm back working now but only half time
And yes, i eat normally now and i got kinda thicc

that new papa roach album thou

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>>10272925
He's pretty cute. Actually used to hop on the threads and asked me a while ago how Mandarinbro is going, so I'll let him know you're doing better.

Where about's on your arm is it? Like on the hand sorta part or higher? Also good on you for going back to work, and nothing wrong with some nice thicc.

>>10272757
AHHHHHHH
I get it now.
Thanks anon.

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>>10272949
Oh
Tell him i said hi and to treat you well :3

The scar goes from a bit lower than the inside of my elbow to halfway up my palm and part of the thumb but i keep it bandaged so it stays clean and i don't wanna look at it

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>>10272963
I sent him a link to the thread so he'll see. Sounds like a kinda rad scar, which is cool at least. I don't know if normal people go for scars but I think they're cool so maybe it'll help you meet people and shit.

So will you not be able to feel where it's scared anymore or will that heal eventually?

>>10272991
Yay

It's more of a patch of wrinkly, a bit darker skin with an even darker line around it

Docs said it can take up to ten years till i can feel my arm completely again

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>>10273093
Wow, that's a very long healing time. Hopefully it at least heals enough to look cool so you can say it was a motor-cross accident or something.

I'm gonna head to sleep now cause I had to get up early. So peace my dude and talk to you soon. Try not to have too many Coronas.

>>10273123
Bear attack is my go to answer

Sleep tight my dude

>>10272940
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
HA HA I HATE MYSELF

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>>10272903
I'm not really one for nail designs. Besides I can barely get a single color on without it looking terrible.

>>10274005
im cuttin way too close to the skin
>>10274022
learn to draw in the lines

look at that sun
it's a beautiful day
frolic my possums
run out and play

then i pulled out my gun
From under the shelf
I dressed up for fun
then shot myself

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>>10274413
>look out side
>it's fuckin rainin
>mfw

>>10274447
>It stopped raining before I could goto sleep to it's sound

give me back my peaceful background noise

i miss rainy days as a kid
those were the best
sit out on the porch and just be able to not think

>>10274653
My hex worked! Now you have to be productive today!

>>10274670
When I was little I tried to dodge raindrops if rain was light enough and I'd slide around the grass like a slip-n-slide after it stopped.

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>>10274324
That would fix issue #2, but issue #1 still stands. Simple is best.
Anyway, I went with lavender.

>>10274986
kinda want to not gay fuck your ass if you paint your nails
no homo

>>10274413
>beautiful day
>sun
I disagree
especially since I was outside for a few hours for a "sales meeting"
luckily though I am now safe from the deadly ball of plasma that is the sun in my room with the curtains closed

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>>10275006
At least buy me dinner first.

>>10275324
The sun is awful and terrible. I love rainy, stormy weather, and would be happy if it were like that most of the time.

>>10275484
i will buy you lube
you can paint my nails
then my hands are on your waist pulling your phat ass to my crotch

>>10275324
>>10275484
How many times have we been over this? The sun is your friend and just wants to bring light into your life.

>>10275484
Couldn't agree with you more
Rainy and stormy weather is the best

>>10275538
It also wants to bring sunburn and sweating into my life, which I don't appreciate

>>10275538
That's why I said most of the time. I know we need it, but we need lots of things I'd prefer to not be exposed to more than necessary.

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>>10275575
But anon getting burned is good! It lets you peel off that damaged exterior and shed into something new like a beautiful tarantula!

Also sweating is good for the soul.

>>10275592
Don't hide from the unpleasantries, let everyone and everything expose itself fully to you and expose yourself right back!

>>10275538
>>10275648
>sun posting again

How many times do I have to tell you that the light of day hurts people who hide indoors or in the comfort of night. It's for happy functional people and it sustains this terrible earth.

>>10275648
you never cease to disgust me sunbro

>>10275648
Not even cute tarantulas will convince me anon.
Being burnt is no fun and painful, although peeling off the dead skin is satisfying.

Sweating just makes me feel more disgusting than usual.

>>10275686
But you enjoy the beauty of the moonlight, yes? The love of the sun even brings light to the world on our darkest nights! It's the same light seeking your soul by alternative means. You must embrace it anon, for it seeks to embrace you.

>>10275748
Disgust is only a jerk reaction to a foreign concept. Bask with me in the warm rays and it will turn into delight!

>>10275749
That's what it's about anon! You cannot experience pleasure until you experience pain. Embrace the pain and find the pleasure within!

And for the sweat, just see above my friend.

>>10275857
past experiences with full body sunburns says
hell no you strange creature

>>10275889
Alrighty then, I'll let you guys "warm" up to the idea a little more while I go enjoy the sun for a bit! Have fun inside!

>>10275857
Sweat is not a foreign concept, it's a very well known concept.
It disgusts me just as much as it has always done.

Also noooo thank you, I can easily get pleasure without exposing myself to giant hateful balls of fusion in the sky

winter can't come soon enough

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>>10275958
>pleasure without ... giant ... balls
i don't understand

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tfw you're desperate for affection and love but too shy to talk to anyone

>>10276006
Me neither.
Don't tell that other guy though, he'll come back and bully me.

>>10276077
You have to fight it anon, take the chance and talk to someone.
Doesn't really matter what you talk about, just try to get a conversation going, maybe you'll get lucky.

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>>10276077
Next time you want to talk to someone but are too shy, be upfront about it. Tell them "I'd like to talk to you about something, but I'm rather reserved so I'm just going to be here quietly listening and anticipating all the possible things you could say."

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>every single time im into someone i get sad as fuck constantly thinking how unimportant i am to them
>feel insecure and doubtful all the time wondering if they really even want to talk to me or if it's all just being polite when in reality they want me to fuck off
>even if there is actually a chance they could be into me ill always assume the worst and not take the chance of ruining everything
>even if they actually show care or interest towards me i still always find an excuse to feel like shit, making me sad and angry/frustrated at them over whatever small stupid bullshit, putting me in an irrational resentful mood and attitude that only steers them further away
>they could fucking stop talking to me for 2 minutes to go to the bathroom and ill assume theyre ignoring me and having passionate sex with someone more interesting than me, and it seems perfectly logical to think so
sigh
i just want someone to be as obsessed with me as i with them
i just want to stop suffering so much

>>10276400
>i just want someone to be as obsessed with me as i with them
trust me when I say you don't want that
it only leads to those feelings going both ways, meaning more of both of you feeling like shit even though you both know you're interested in each other
the best thing for you to do is to find a way to not be so obsessive, I'd help but I'm shit and have no idea how to help with that
so the best thing I can do is wish you luck anon

>>10276462
what i mean is a sort of ideal, impossible levels of perfect relationship where neither of us really needs interaction with anyone that isn't the other so we can have each other completely for our own, but when i say it's impossible i mean that even im incapable of putting my full attention into someone no matter how much i care about them
what i mean is i just want to fucking die or get cuddled a lot, whatever comes first

>>10276578
>i just want to fucking die or get cuddled a lot, whatever comes first
same senpai
same

>>10276578
fuck
I don't even know how to respond to that properly
I hope you find someone to cuddle that will be able to help you anon

>>10276661
I really hope it's only you two that are like this
what I said to the other guy also applies to you m8

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>>10276701
already did
just a matter of time till it either crumbles like usual or the cuddlefest pulls through by some miracle

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>>10276701
I know the feeling, too, unfortunately. One of my relationship worries is that I'll destroy someone in the process of trying to practically meld with them. I want something and I don't think it's even possible.
I tend to drift from or violently shove away anyone who tries to get close but can't be what I need.
Pic related.

If I could I'd cuddle you all and give you kisses as you die in my arms.

>>10276820
then I hope it pulls through for you anon
if not then I'll have to try to better myself so I can actually help you from here or something

>>10276929
I'm sorry to hear that
I'm going to sound like a broken record here but I hope you manage to get help somehow

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>>10277028
>>10276929
I do genuinely appreciate that.
I try to intellectualize and treat the whole thing like a puzzle. Sometimes I feel better, sometimes I feel worse, but usually I feel I understand a bit more about myself and how to proceed.

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>>10277028
it probably will im just being a negative fuck
as is my nature
you're pretty cool already bruv

>>10277027
how am I dying?

haha i dont have motivation to cut anymore

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>>10277287
Through sensoric overload as you feel compassion and love for the first time

>>10277421
NICE

>>10277226
good to hear it's not all bad for you
good luck man

>>10277266
I try
I only wish I could help more directly, the best I can do most of the time is try to be reassuring

Where 2 find boyfriend with a ton of shitty bondage fetishes?

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>>10279220
https://Bondageboyfriends.com

>>10279220
Leather club I'd assume

or here

>>10279220
definitely here

>>10279275
leather club's 2 blocks down

>>10279345
FUCK YOU

How do I get brave enough to go to the barber?

>>10280896
what are you afraid of the most?

>>10280914
People looking at me.

>>10280914
Looking at myself in the mirror.

>>10280940
>>10281129
close your eyes I guess lmao

I feel you, I get so anxious whenever I get a haircut [spoiler]and always filled with self hatred afterwards[/spoiler]

>>10281209
>>10280896
the solution is to not get your hair cut
long hair is fab anyways

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>>10281278
Yeah I think I'll just do this instead of going to the barbers. Now I just have to put up with the insults about it every time I see my family.

>>10281310
Just cut your own hair silly.

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>>10270537
>He doesn't know about the mega
here is it
https://mega.nz/#!4Q1i2RST!0BQpnVOXEjgsvMNTURvPyWJvcYdU3IBkvErE50qArVE

I should have never been born heho

>>10281949
This but ironically.

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>>10281949
this but literally
i wasn't supposed to be able to physically happen

>>10281949
I was explicitly planned by my parents. They wanted to have me.

Sucks to be them.

Reminder that you were the alpha sperm and fought harder than your millions of brothers and sister to reach the egg you hypocrites!

>>10282203
i hate that we're supposed to love our parents
sure they were good parents and raised me pretty alright but i didn'tlike them as people, so was i supposed to "love" them just cause they fucked each other and brought me into this world?
i didn't even ask to be born

>>10282296
Nope
I came in 2nd

>>10282327
Nobody did. Nobody could. You literally didnt exist.

>>10282296
Daddy has add that passes genetically
His spermies were probs too distracted to even achieve their goal

Everytime I feel like shit I go check the Tulpa thread here or on /x/

Seeing all those anons happy with their imaginary friend is much fun

>>10282296
Nullified by the fact that we're all broken condoms.

>>10282820
They are pretty cute.
They're like a bunch of kids but they fuck their imaginary friends instead of trying to play board games with them.

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what is your relationship with your family like?

mine is alright I guess. my parents are nice but we disagree a fair amount. I didn't like my brother when I was a kid but that was mainly because of my anger issues growing up. I just feel like I don't fit in with my family; they'll talk about stuff like sports or television really often and I'll just be completely silent because I have the exact opposite interests and hobbies as them.

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haha i love spaghetti

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>>10283334
I'm an only child.
My Father died when I was 10
My Mother dated a man that then raped me.
She is still dating said man.
My Mother's side of the family hates me because I'm non-religious.
I never see my Father's side becuase they are scattered across the globe.
At least you have a family. Enjoy them anon, because they seem to still love you. Enjoy them while you can.

>>10283611
>raped by your stepdad
hot

>>10283660
That hurts anon.
I was 10, and my father had just died days before.

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>>10283611
That's really awful to hear, sorry if I brought up bad memories by asking.

>>10283334
I couldn't possibly be more different from my family. They're all religious to some degree, they watch sports, they eat normal food, and they're socially skilled with good common sense and clean senses of humor. I manage to get along with them fairly well by being agreeable, and aside from occasionally telling embarrassing stories from my childhood they don't bug me all too much. My father is annoying but means well, my mother is great aside from a short fuse, and my half-siblings are the living examples of perfect human beings. Extended family is nice enough but fairly unremarkable.

>>10283724
No more than are brought up by the fact I have to visit my mother every friday.

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>>10283695
>i was 10

>>10283839
/tlhg/ is two blocks down

>>10283334
My family is pretty odd. My Dad is a sort of faux king with lots of insecurity about being head of the household. I have an older brother with moderate social anxiety and is very sensitive with autistic interests and a younger brother who's extremely extroverted and somewhat aggressive with more quirky interests. I'm sort of the unpaid maid of the family and clean up after everyone when their messes get to irritating and help out anyone who asks for my assistance. I'm also the most emotionally stable person in the house which is sort of a good thing and a bad thing.

My mom was extremely religious with an incredible work ethic but she died and lowkey wanted me to keep the family together after she was gone, so I'm also sort of the elmer's glue of the family while she was the crazy glue.

>>10283611
Damn dude, that sucks. Got any good friends to make you feel good at least?

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>>10283913
HAHAHAH
Did I mention I'm also
>>10270368
and
>>10265533
Yeah nah. I wish I was capable of being alone.

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>>10284007
i strongly suggest getting some non australian friends

>>10284007
Shit man, sorry. I know you said you aren't religious but I'd recommend reading the Tao Te Ching. It's some spiritual Chinese text that focuses on accepting the world around you and your place in it rather than forcing yourself to believe in a higher power to solve your problems. My life isn't near as tragic as yours, but it helped me feel more comfortable with my life and maybe it might make you feel a little better at least.

>>10284142
Non-Australians. In Australia.
There is a reason we're 'racists' and our catchphrase is 'fuck off we're full'. You think I'm gonna make Non-Aussie friends in a country where the government shut down their research group to come up with more ways to deport people.
Everyone here is either Asian, Wog, or Aussie.
Every time I try talking to people online from other countries I just upset them. Like my Indonesian friend, who I made fun of for being rich. Harmless joke, but now I'm blocked. Or this British girl. We got along well. Introduced me to her friends. Blew the first impressions. They told her to drop me. Got blocked.
I could go on for hours.
Friends aren't something I'm good at making. I'm lucky I've got the ones I do.

>>10284400
Aussiefag here, Kiwis? They're normally pretty chill as long as they're not the type who spews the word "Cus" in every sentence. Also what state are you in?

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>>10284400
Have you tried not being Australian?

>>10284435
Don't know any Kiwis. I'd love to meet some tho. Heard they're like Aussies, but nicer.
>>10284466
Are you Australian? Do you know how fucking hard it is to not be Aussie? Specially when you grow up with fucking bogans and brits.
I mean have you seen those dumb cunts on /bant/?

>>10284569
>Heard they're like Aussies, but nicer.
Pretty much, I had a Kiwi mate in QLD who was really nice.

I know exactly what you mean as well, so many Aussies decide to act like some ridiculous stereotype when some of us just want to be normal people. At this point Australia's not that different from America and acting like it is is retarded and bogan.

>>10284400
i meant online but uh
geez
i mean theres some pretty nice communities here
and by that i mean like two that i know of
idk all my friends are from trash or similarly trashy locations

>>10284569
Oh fuck right forgot.
NSW

>>10284659
Wish I could know the magic of making friends on an anonymous imageboard.

Seems like a useful skill considering I spend like 80% of my free time here.

>>10284672
Hey, I'm in NSW as well man. Hunter Valley kinda area but I might be moving near Sydney sometime this year.

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>>10284699
hmm

is there not a discord server for this circlejerk yet?

>>10284699
just a bit of autismancy will get you going for the most part
i just try and be as friendly and stuff as i can

100% on my end
living the dream
ha

>>10284746
yeah theres a possum discord
that's one of the two communities i was talking about

>>10284738
Good for you mate, fucking expensive tho.
Hope you got a career down before you come here, chicks drove the price through the fucking roof.

>>10284765
Thanks for the tips. That's what I've tried to do for the most part. Care to post the discord as well as acknowledging it's existence?

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>>10284569
>Are you Australian?
No, and I'm not really sure I'd want to be. No offense to you and your people intended, but I don't do heat and big bugs. Also, seems like the government just can't get enough of fucking you guys over.
If you moved to America you would literally be drowning in pussy, no joke. Girls love that accent. And people aren't as thinskinned as the yuros either, as long as you stay away from the coasts.

>>10284816
Honestly I'm gonna have to try and move in with my Aunt or something there. I'm poor as shit. The other option I was thinking about is moving south into VIC but seems like a long way.

For new friends you could look as signing up at a PCYC maybe? Do a sport at one or something? I'm not really sure cause I don't have any offline.

>>10284868
anytime dude
https://discord.gg/Hmtkx here ya go

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>>10284892
can comfirm aussie accent pushes my buttons

>>10284892
None taken, and the Government hasn't done anything lately but crack down on tax funneling fucks who started out in your country. We literally have the most fucking boring Primeminister we've ever had.
And I know about the accent thing, lost my V-card to a girl in Albany.

>>10284895
Good idea, I went to tafe and got into a trade, so I'm making a living wage.

>>10284897
Thanks

>>10285076
Yeah the accents great but everyone hates the swearing and the casual racism. Just gotta shut my mouth, the theyre flowing like the Murray River.

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ZEZEZE NEI CHI PI

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>>10285785
nite nite stripehoers slep tite

How do you deal with intrusive thoughts?

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>>10287437
uh
if its anything like my "its been quiet for too long start thinking about death and scary space shit" thing
distract yourself with something
something being streams or videos or vidya or food whatever works for you

>>10287437
acknowledge them as intrusive. They're apparently pretty normal, even if you're fucked up.
Like the regular dude who has a thought about driving his truck into that large group of schoolchildren or something before shaking it away as an odd thought has nothing to worry about 'cause yeah. Just a thought.
What's troubling you?

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I was on craigslist looking at the personals and I saw a guy who comes into my work regularly. I kinda wanna hook up but I got kinda a bad feeling.

>scared of any social interaction
>have zero social skills
>not good at anything
>incredibly hard for me to learn anything
>short attention span
>need to make money for reasons
How fucked am I in terms of getting a job that won't make me kill myself? I'm unlikely to even make it through the job interview. I also live in a small shitty town, and everywhere is filled with kids from the one high school we have here, so underpaid labor is common. I just can't sit at home forever with no money.

We dont need tomorrow, we've got the days after that, probably.

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>>10287890
I'm about the same with social skills as you but I got a job at a gas station and it's not that bad, the register does all the math for you and I mostly just stand around a lot. Interactions with customers is pretty brief and I haven't had many hard times besides with id'ing people.

>>10287890
hello me number i lost count
i am absolutely no use on this topic but uh
maybe try for a grave shift thing?
i have no idea how those actually are but i would imagine there's far less people and junk like that

>>10287873
Just go for it

>>10287601
just telling friends to fuck off forever haha

>>10287955
>besides with id'ing people.
What?

>>10287955
>gas station
My idea of hell. Just being around people makes me nervous. Also when people expect me to not fuck up.

>>10287955
You're a gas station jockey slashtrash too?

>>10288053
Not same dude but yeah. Had a few people go fuckin' nuts when asking for ID for ciggies and shit. Efficient panic attack delivery system right there.

>>10288783
Oh I get it now. I was drawing a blank on what he meant by id'ing thinking it had to do with memorizing faces which I'm bad at. Like I still have trouble remembering my coworkers names and I've been with them for years.

you guys are basically certified doctors right? what does it say about my sinuses that it hurts to cry and all my tears leak out my nose instead of my eyes

>>10289363
don't know but this happened to me except in reverse when i had a really bad flu so that when i blew my nose the snot came up through my tear ducts into my eyes
it was v disgusting

>>10289363
thats pretty fuckin metal.
but yeah like perhaps actual doctor that thing

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Mandarinbro, I listened to most of your playlist today and it's pretty nice. Good job, dude.

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How effeminate is the average possum?

http://www.celebritytypes.com/gender/test.php

>>10289938
T-thanks i guess


What the fuck was that just now

>>10290365
I got 89 percent masculine and 40 percent feminine

Casually masculine

>>10290365
Typically Masculine: 47% masculine, 0% feminine.

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>>10290365
huh

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Haha

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>>10290365
Not terribly surprised.
Also now I'm going to probably burn the next hour taking more of the tests there. The Big Five is a good one. I already know I'm RLUAI.

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>>10290365
geez
im not sure how i feel about this

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>>10290365
Welp.

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>>10291154
Link pls

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>>10290365
I think it broke. It must have.

>>10290365
the questions might as well be "man or woman"

Oh shit, are we alive again?

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>>10291450
Just click the banner in the upper-left on the site. Big Five is seven lines down.

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>>10290365
Not surprised

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>>10290365
i see

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>>10290365
Halp

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>>10291154
>The Big Five
Is that this? http://similarminds.com/index.html#.WV6QEOky-Uk Got everything about me pretty accurately. Also,
>Guidance counselor
>Stay at home parent
>Office worker
I frequently think/dream about these and it's nice to know it's speculated to be a reasonable path for me.

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>>10290365
>Promoting gender steriotypes and shitty webpages
What, are you fucking gay?

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>>10283334
There's a really big culture difference between me and my family. My family is primarily all from Cuba, meanwhile I'm the only one born and raised in the U.S., so I have a lot more Americanized interests than them.
We don't usually talk since I either lock myself in my room or I'm out hanging out with friends.
My Mom is really kind but she has major depression and paranoia issues, often times telling me I'm the only reason she's alive right now.
My dad's cool but he's over-dramatic and has anger issues and he's just generally dealing with a shit ton of problems after facing the consequences of cheating on my mom.
My older sister is cool though, she can get annoying but she's the only one in the family I actually like joking around with.
I love 'em all but they know little to nothing about anything I do and I'm happy that's how it is. Don't want them finding out I'm a fuckin' weirdo.
Overall though I like to refer to my friends as family more-so than my actual family.

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>>10291938
>Implying certain traits aren't typically more pronounced in certain genders
And I'm half gay so frick off before I ask you to check your privilege.

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>>10291804
Close, but not quite. The Big Five is a sort of modified and improved Jung test, to have a greater chance of... being meaningful, put bluntly. There's much more science legitimizing the Big Five than Jung's (which wasn't even supported by Carl Jung) Similarminds has it, too, but I guess it's not part of their all-in-one. That's kind of disappointing.

Here's mine from there.

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>>10292143
Found it, thanks. Description for my results and the others I skimmed are a lot more detailed too.

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>>10290365
Honestly, I'm not that surprised, too many people have mistaken me for a girl online.

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>>10290365
I'm a cuddly bastard.

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this is probably less than good

I should be dead lmao

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>>10292816
I'm pretty sure we should all be dead anon.
But the bittersweet thing is that we aren't for some reason?

>>10291314
>>10291451
>>10291701
>>10292700
LONDON

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>>10292794
>assassin
>bounty hunter
>mercenary

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>>10292794
Kinda weird for occupations in the field of murder to be suggested but uh, at least they care?

Also now I'm sorta curious what kind of personality and disorders fit other criminal occupations.

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Welp. I'm going to jail next thursday. Going to do a massive dose of acetyl-fentanyl and klonopin so that I can die in peace and euphoria. Wish me luck, bros.

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>>10292872
probably smells
is this a meme

>>10292886
and on the other side of the spectrum we have
>record store owner
>plumber
>video editor
>truck driver
i dont understand how this is calculated but the only thing on there i would even consider is mechanic
which shows up twice for some reason

>>10293031
very weird
if i had to guess
and i do
id say its probably the schizo/borderline stuff that put that in there

>>10293110
>probably smells
I've been to London, only some parts of it smell.
Also probably yes.

>>10293092
What'd you do

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>>10293092
You the heroin guy? How much time would you do in jail? Maybe hold out on pulling the plug, I've heard from friends/relatives that jail isn't that bad.

>>10292854
Should've fixed that years ago lmfao

Water filter is a pretty cool thing.

>>10292872
West Coast.
>>10293092
Goodbye.

>>10291314
your obsession with the word geez is unnerving
and did you really take the time to photoshop mae on there?
are you trying to ghostnamefag?

>>10283334
I've got the best parent nicest parents I could've possibly gotten and they deserve a worthless son like me

>>10293671
shorter and less vulgar alternative to well shit or similar phrases
5 seconds to copy paste and it was the only thing i had looking left and mildly confused looking
i dont know what that means so probably not

>>10293801
it means using avatars and common words in place of an actual tripcode

>>10293879
He just found a piece of media he enjoys that coincidentally has a healthy amount of reaction potential. Don't worry about it.

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>>10290365
I only wish I could be a more manly man. I need to do something about that.

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>>10294267
If you swallow another man's semen you can absorb some of his manliness. This is the real reason many women spit when they do it.

>>10294405
Evola plz go!

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>>10294492
Sweet reference!

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>>10294600
that thing is so quite that I just want to snuggle fuck it forever

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Opossums are small time

Raccoons are the true trash mammals

>>10265533
You don't own anything to anyone. You have the right to choose to be happy.

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>>10295736
Nonsense! Raccoons properly dispose of their trash.

>>10295777
>toss money at anon

Why is it so hard to find a gentle femdom? I just want to be constantly cared for with little to no pain and whipping.

>>10297075
Good mommies are rare these days.

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I fucking hate my downstairs neighbors they shake the goddamn floor with their shitty music all day I want to die

>>10297683
Start dancing to it and then they'll turn it down because they don't want to hear your feet thrashing to it all day.

>>10297708
trust me, guy, I've done anything and everything to try to get them to stop, even talking with them face to face but nothing gets through their thick goddamn puerto rican skulls

>>10297773
Are they the family type of ricans or the young hoodlum type?

>>10297876
a family of hoodlums

not even kidding I'm pretty sure the wife does meth

it would be sad if they weren't assholes

>>10297773
Blast german scat porn all day every day for a week and see if they won't turn their shit down

>>10298032
i like the enthusiasm but i don't want to subject myself to that either

>>10298024
Maybe get some other neighbor's opinions on them and see if they would agree to getting the police involved. If they feel like they're against the whole neighborhood there's a greater chance they'll just leave or at the very least turn their shit down.

>>10298083
unfortunately since i'm a poor fuck i live in a neighborhood who believe their cars shouldn't have mufflers and their stereos should be able to cave chests in

not much else I can do, as much as I appreciate the suggestions

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>>10290365
i kind of wish i were a girl tho, i think it would be easier to express my personality naturally then
maybe that's part of why i'm such a mess, or maybe it's rationalizing, who knows

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>>10290365
Born and raised with three women, not that surprising.

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>>10298434
Speaking for myself, there's a lot I identify with in femininity. Gender identity issues, feeling discontent with how I was supposed to wear and like and how I was supposed to play. are some of my earliest memories.
I don't think my gender identity issues are that I want to be a woman, though, just that I hate the narrow, rigid bounds of masculinity and the societal pressures that try to herd me in that direction.
The grass just tends to look really green on the other side, and I wondered for a long time if I belonged in the other yard, or just resented the fence.

>>10299023
It's all just one big clusterfuck and it sucks that you can't act how you want without being labelled as some sort of dumb shit

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>>10299077
Unfortunately. Though, if society can't find fault with one aspect of you, it'll find another. If it's gonna suck no matter what, I might as well be labeled some sort of dumb shit for being who I am.

>>10299023
I never really had a problem with being a guy but the boundaries of masculinity always annoyed me. I hate how simple shit like showing emotion or being kind and nurturing is "beta" behavior and marks you as inferior.

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>>10297075
I think I may have saved this from these threads. What do you think?
>>10299359
I hate how two men can't be close without being labeled faggots. Fuck y'all I'll hug my damn friend and be happy to see him and hang out with him all day whenever I feel like it.

>>10299459
It's spot on for me. I just want to be loved and give love in return.

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>>10299459
When my ex would call me cute it made my world. I want everything in this. But I also want the reverse. Like, a hetero gentle switch relationship. If that's even a thing.
I think it can be a thing.

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What type of thread is this?
I agree with the OP, but I wanna make sure this is the thread I think it is.

>>10300113
Originally it was about a webcomic, but the comic is pretty dead.

So now we sit around anonymously talking about random shit, venting about issues, cutting and waiting until we decide to kill ourselves.

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>>10300165
So it's exactly as I thought, huh?
I took 6 tablets of tryptophan because I told a friend my feelings and he didn't even reject me properly.
Am I on the right track?

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>>10300226
That sounds about right. Might want to add in some alcohol for the real cool depressed guy feeling though.

Wanna talk about how it happened or anything?

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>>10300256
Anon, it's a real long stupid story, that's really gay.
I'd be drinking if I had money, or something to drink, my grandma hides her vodka, because she's a lush herself.

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>>10300295
I like stupid, gay and long things. Besides I'm bored as shit and want to hear someone's having a worse day then me.

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>>10300322
Well.. So I meet this guy, he's from here, /trash/ we bond, play vidya, he stops talking and playing with me after a while.
Every now and again we do lewd things, start to get possessive, never question it, get jealous when he hangs out with other people, never question why, always tell him that I feel like he leaves me in the dust, assures me he hasn't forgotten me.
Recently he hangs with this other guy and they're always on mic, I'm jealous because "Why doesn't he mic with me?" I tell him how I feel like "Hey, dude, did you forget me." he tells me all this stuff, tells me about a friend coming to visit.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out he means the guy he's been playing Borderlands 2 with all the time, I sack up one day with a whole thread egging me on to tell him how I feel, by the way, the way I figured out I crushed on him was I told him to run away with me, and then it hit me, I didn't mean it as a joke, because he said something about wanting to just leave his house with the new guy.
So I told him how I felt and he just kinda told me he'd get back to me, I get it, he needs time, my gut even told him to give him time, but I feel like he won't come back to me and he'll hope I forget.
He always wanted me to open up to him but never or rarely opened up to me, and when he did, it was heavy things I won't disclose.
Maybe it's because I was too much, but he was nice about it, and I might cry again.

>>10300567
Well shit. Drama like that can be bad my man. I guess it's one of those things you probably have to chalk up as a learning experience, take your time and then move on.

I wish you luck with it.

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>>10300567
God damn that sucks.

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>>10300863
This isn't my first time in the Backburner Rodeo, I just wish it'd stop happening, I don't do it to anyone.
I just feel like I'm being saved for when this new guy doesn't work out.
I thought that telling a dude my feelings would be a tad easier.
Thanks man.
I'm sorry.

>>10300968
Yeah, kinda hurts even more because we come from similar backgrounds and I could talk to him about that sort of thing.
Sorry to whoever I bummed out.

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>>10300567
Online relationships don't work

Sorry dude but that's just the truth

>>10301104
>Paul of all people is in these threads

>>10301104
I've had a friend make it work. It really depends on how serious the people are about being together.

>>10301104
Some people can work it out but most people need closure to maintain a healthy relationship.

I couldn't do it and the concept always seemed weird to me. I suck at face to face interactions though.

>>10301104
I've been trying to meet people closer.
I met someone once who lived near me, but we never met and they wasn't serious about it.

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>>10301135
I'm a bit of a celebrity on this board, huh?

>>10301165
>>10301206
>>10301236
Yeah, rarely are they gonna be as serious as you are

Take it from me, I'm a pretty good example of why online relationships don't work. And if you don't know me, just dip in the /ERP/ threads for about two seconds and you'll figure it out. All the shitposting around there stems from my meltdowns over one of the ERPers there that I dated for awhile

my advice for online relationships : Don't

lifting weights and crying
woohoo

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>>10302154
>Looking for love where people go to meet'n'fuck then duck
Your own fault.

>>10303466
>>10303466
>>10303466

I got dubs on the new thread Haha.