Hunger Games Thread
Thank You, Spooky Ougi
Could sure use a warm bed right about now...
>>10255485
No warm beds here! Just the woods and leaves. You will have to make your own camp.
>>10255449
Yeah I do! Catchphrases are part of every Hero in history. Just like me. I'm the next greatest Hero waiting to sparkle with the powers of a thousand flames! Ally of Justice ready to change history!
>Karen strikes a pose, reaching forward with one of her arms in a Heroic stance.
My life is burning bright!
>She changes her pose to the other side and looks at the sky
Wake up! Break the chains of destiny!
>And for her final pose, Karen bends her knees enough to reach him with her fist in hand.
Uchuu kitaaaa!
>>10255501
Damn.
>the guard sighs
Well at least I get to sleep anyway.
>>10255517
You can sleep anywhere if you're tired enough. Out here in the woods, you might find a nice space to use as a shelter for the night. Be warned though, a lot of animals lurk about, insects may take interest in your warm blood, the temperatures drop drastically as well. Might I suggest building a fire?
>>10255485
>The skeleton shoves some Septims into the guard's hand.
This should buy you a couple nights at the Inn, they have the comfiest beds in all of Tamriel I reckon. Consider it a gift from your Thane. I am the Thane that everyone should love!
>>10255512
>Craig gently brushes her fist aside, a gentle (although fake, of course) smile on his skull.
Like a true hero indeed! Although these bones of mine are far too rusty to be able to pull of poses like that, ha...
>>10255529
I can't now. I'll sleep in the morning.
>the guard pauses for a few seconds
I fear the night. Because the werewolves and vampires don't.
>>10255552
Well... The day should be a time to work and gather things, no? If you spend the daylight sleeping, there won't be any way to ensure your survival. If you really fear the night, you need to go to a village.
>>10255545
You have nothing to worry about now, David. Your bones will shine like new once again with the milk Karen~da gave you.
>Karen returns to her normal position looking as confident as ever. Her eyes are glistening with the orange tone of the sky during the sunset.
Thank you for noticing, David. For I am no vile villain or cheap Hero. I'm an ally of JUSTICE. Uncomparable. Unlike any other. The best you'll know in your undead time...! And as you can see, perfect planner as well.
>>10255565
Your right, the day is for work and gathering things but in the night it's quiet. But you see I take night shifts for the quiet and nothing really goes on in the night besides petty thievery.
>>10255587
Yes, this is a large amount of milk. I imagine it'll put the spring back in my step, otherwise I might have to start looking at replacement bones!
>"Woah, acting as David is cool and all but look at that fire in her eyes. She's getting more motivated, this might be dangerous. Are you sure you want to continue this?"
>Craig ponders for a while how to answer the voice in his head, before simply shrugging and deciding "yes."
I can see that clear as daylight, Karen. Both in planning and being an ally of justice you are beyond amazing. You invigorate this old bones with a sort of youthful energy I've not felt in a long time.
>"Hopefully she cries or something when I tell her the truth, I think that'd be funny. But of course, the truth comes later. It's still milking time for this "David" thing.
>>10255616
There's not much to steal at night, is there? Unless there is a village around here you can run to at night. But I believe it would be much safer to hide from the night creatures in a hidden shelter, instead of moving around at night.
What's the record for longest session? Karen and Craig have been spitting paragraphs at each other for 8 hours now.
>>10255629
I'm glad I was helpful to you, David. You were and are very helpful as well, so, this is the least I could do. You don't owe me anything and I hope this partnership lasts for the years to come. For now I have to do some training before Nii-chan returns to the house. And maybe I want to participate in the arena as well. Tee-hee.
>Karen ruffles her own hair for a second and waves goodbye at him.
I'll see you later, okayio? Continue walking further and beyond, don't let Craigo steal all that delicious milk.
>>10255638
I guard the town of whiterun and i patrol inside the walls so I'm safe no matter what. stealing in the night in whiterun is not that common but it does happen occasionally. Also no creature dare to attack whiterun in the night except that one time...
>>10255689
What happen? Did you try to keep one as a pet? Couldn't control it, could you?
>>10255685
I wouldn't dream of it. This milk will be under guard 24/7. I'll see you later, Karen.
>Once again the Earth quakes as a hole tears open to provide Craig passage back to his home. As he stands there with bottles of milk littered around his feet, he wonders...
How the heck am I gonna get back home without smashing all these bottles?
>>10255648
>Seriously? I had no idea. It was a good distraction from Uni shit, that's for sure.
>Although I haven't been here for long, I doubt that's the longest ever. I can see people going at this for a full day.
>>10255694
No no, not that.
>the guard thinks for a bit
You see it was late at night and I was patrolling the cloud district. the sky was clear, the air was calm, but then a werewolf came out of jorrvaskr, the oldest building in whiterun, and started to attack everyone. I was one of the lucky ones.
>>10255757
It's hard to believe that one wolf can cause so much damage. Just like you said, maybe one hasn't attacked in so long, when a creature actually did show up, nobody really knew what to do.
>>10255779
>the guard sighs
Werewolves are human who turn into a human like wolf. Their bodies covered in fur, their nails sharp as a sword, and they are tall as a tree. And this wolf killed 8 guards... and your right, no one knew what to do except get everyone out of the town and try to kill the beast.
>>10255838
If they turn into wolves from humans, they might be able to turn back into one. You didn't mention if you managed to kill it or not. If you didn't, it might still be out there, even living amongst you.
nani the fuck are you guys doing, host a game already
>>10255858
I am designing something and making it cute.
>>10255873
none of them are hosting, and that is what you're doing wrong
so fix that, by hosting.
would you donate money to this?
I'm mildly annoyed by whats happening.
Then again... I'm literally in /trash/
>>10255851
I do not know if the werewolf died or lived because I was helping the citizens escape the town. but if the werewolf did lived he or she would be somewhere else, living away from whiterun.
>>10255512
>Those Kamen Rider references
Marry me
>>10255888
>>10255889
YOU STOLE MY TRIPS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>10255889
>>10255887
Nah.
>>10255888
No.
>>10255889
What is happening?
>>10255888
>the guard gives you 50 gold
Go be someone else's problem beggar.
I wish I could have someone to talk to for 8 hours straight
>>10255482
Is this the same person?
>>10255930
OwO
>>10255937
ectoplasm
>>10255945
>>10255937
Extreme buttsweat.
>>10255894
Living away from your village. How can you be sure? You know, they can by lying in wait in the most unexpected places. Even your next door neighbor may be suspects. What if there are more than one wolf? I would be afraid to go out at night.
>>10255929
why don't you
>>10255929
Just reply to Karen
Slow Thread
Eat it easy
>>10255971
It's been 3 years since that attack and with the dragon crisis going on I don't think the werewolf would come back. And if the werewolf does comeback the guards and I will be ready.
>>10256043
>eats your puddin
>>10255888
fuck no
she ate countless humans to get that fat, and I won't be one of them
>>10256055
Are you ready for dragons? I'm seeing a pattern here. The difficulty in monsters seem to rising.
>>10255957
>>10255937
>>10256102
You maybe right about the monster pattern and yes I am ready for dragon attacks. Before the werewolf attacks the town of whiterun was only prepared for bandit attacks and violent protests. Now the town can fend off giants and dragons.
>lollygags
Someone post kektopus for me
>>10256306
>>10256288
No lollygaggin'
>>10256300
Where the dick?
>>10256331
>gags a loli
>>10256339
>wanting dicks on females
disgusting
>>10256356
>not wanting dick on females
What are you, gay?
>>10256353
>40 gold has been added to your bounty
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
>>10256373
It's almost as bad as wanting a guy to be a girl (male)
>>10256389
You have a problem with traps?
>>10256383
Ok sorry
>ungags a loli
>>10256396
Smart man. Now come along with us. We'll take any stolen goods, and you'll be free to go. After you pay the fine, of course.
>>10256391
Traps defy the very foundations of sexuality and gender.
>>10256409
And that's a good thing
>>10256407
>pays in 50 pounds of cotton and a horse leg
C-Can I go now? I don't have any stolen goods or any gold
>>10256429
You're free to go. but next time I won't show any mercy.
>>10256459
>>10256484
do it nerd
>>10256491
Make me dingbat
Why do people insist to use HG threads to discuss traps of all things?
I don't fucking care if you think it's gay or you think it's amazing and normal, the fighting about it is fucking stale and annoying
>>10256494
>makes you
what now loser
>>10256501
Oh shit
>>10256508
oh yeah, bitchboy
whatchu gonna do now
>>10256495
It's just a joke my friend
Calm your mantits
>>10256513
Ur mum
XD
>>10256523
at least you got laid for once in ur life, buttwipe
>>10256495
>You don't know when you loved traps, but now they are half of your life
>oh and you should properly not come out, since you can sense some other more retarded friend is coming up
>>10256467
>>10256484
>>10256491
>>10256494
>>10256501
>>10256508
>>10256513
>>10256523
samefagging this hard
>>10256541
At least I banged more people than you, butt muncher
Happy 'merica Day!
>>10256550
Huh
>>10256518
You say it's a joke but I can guarantee you atleast a few of the people do it seriously
It's just fucking stale man.
>>10256558
fuck
my pride has been wounded
uhh...at least I don't look like an elephant's scrotum
>>10256578
You take that back, asswipe
>>10256590
make me, anusface
>>10256600
>makes you
>>10256608
oh tits
i have been bamboozeled
the tables have turned
uhh...
>fucking decks you in the face and runs
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M SAILING AWAY
>>10256620
Ouchies!
>cries on le floor
>>10256622
bye
>>10256634
>does a 360 spin and disappears in a puff of smoke
I see the thread is deader than a graveyard. We even have skeletons wandering around and limps dicks all over the place.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why so dead
>>10256677
it's 10 am
>>10256677
It's 12:31
>>10256660
>>10256660
>limps dicks
>>10256677
it's 17:32
>>10256677
Because of you and me
>>10256691
In the metaphorical sense of course
>>10256728
Do I have to say it again?
>>10256716
Where? I don't see anything like that around here...
>>10256734
I will keep posting dickless women until you like it, motherducker.
>>10256735
>In the metaphorical sense
>m e t a p h o r i c a l
>s e n s e
>>10256677
cause its dead hours and i should probably be asleep.
>>10256752
I will never love dickless women!
They have cooties!
>>10256759
yes, that's what I was talking about too.
>>10256763
Cooties are easily curable with modern medicine, anon!
Accept the fact that girls with clams >>>> girls with weiners
What about women with dicks with dicks?
The dicks have dicks
How do we revive dead hours ?
>>10256775
NEVER
girls with benis > girls with tacos
>>10256784
by helping me nut
Can the two faggots talking about women with dicks go back to erp? You'll fit in over there
>>10256784
By hosting until it's not dead hours anymore.
Give me 24 tributes please.
>>10256804
Guard
>>10256804
BOY with dicc
>>10256804
this bucket
>>10256804
Garnet
>>10256804
Raine Sage
Shit now i have to stay up longer...
>>10256735
That's the point. There are not any.
>>10256804
Shinoa
>>10256802
How about you go suck a man's vaggu
>>10256804
Ink Boss
>>10256804
Teacher Bun Bun
>>10256804
Dagganut Rex
>>10256804
Jenny in a Great Flag
>>10256804
Literally me
>>10256804
Cave Sponge
>>10256804
Ava
>>10256804
Expansion Pac (not Expand Dong)
>>10256804
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>10256826
These things were scary as fuck for some reason
>>10256819
U-Uhh, I see, alright... good luck in the game
>>10256804
Reigen Arataka
>>10256804
Best Starman
>>10256804
Boop
>>10256804
Araragi Karen
>>10256804
kobayashi
>>10256845
The dagganoth kings are still pretty hard to solo in my opinion.
I just suck at PvM.
Atleast I can AFK the king black dragon
Someone post kektopus
4 more pls
>>10256804
Best Dad
>>10256870
Bionicle Waifu
>>10256804
Lord Beerus
>>10256804
Foxy Grandpa
>>10256871
>when the bombs drop and your daughter is dead
>>10256804
Rose Lalonde
>>10256870
Astolfo!
>male
Check it
>>10256819
Canadian Nep, is that you?
Asgore >>>>>>>>>>>>> Literal Shit >>> Fyxe
>>10256903
>
??
>>10256896
I've got 6 fillers in this guys.
Lets Fucking Go!
>>10256903
Thats like your opinion my dude
>>10256911
Kill yourself.
>>10256896
I accept this challenge.
>>10256896
I'm...ready.
>>10256866
marry me
>>10256896
Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.
>>10256896
With justice everlasting, let us fight on!
>>10256918
>kissu
>>10256896
We BEGIN.
>>10256925
Who are you exactly?
>>10256903
Why you tryin to start shit?
>>10256896
Looks good.
>>10256938
You but stronger
>>10256937
>>10256938
its me ur dragon
>>10256867
I stopped playing when they made RS3, but I remember killing the KBD like 8 times in a row, for many runs.
He gave good profit. Too bad he was in the wildy, the most horrifying place to ever exist in any game.
>>10256903
Who is literal shit supposed to be?
>>10256950
https://youtu.be/mw2kKyJu9gY?t=2m11s
>>10256899
Possibly.
>>10256947
Interesting. I have an autistic twin.
>>10256958
Filler
>>10256963
I love my darling Kobayashi-chan!
>>10256952
Stalking me again tohru?
>>10256959
>>10256937
I kind of regret using this code.
The lack of punctuation in some of the events is triggering my autism.
>>10256978
kobayashi-san, mate with me!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10256977
>>10256991
Stop.
>>10256986
It's surprisingly comfy here.
>>10256997
>Stops
>>10256956
I-I play Runescape3
I like it, but I can understand why people quit.
KBD is pretty bad profit for the amount if time you spent on it these days, but I managed to get a KBD head drop and it looks good in my house so I'm glad
The only reason I kill him is when I get a Black Dragon slayer task.
Getting the pet and the lore book he drops would be a nice bonus but I haven't been that lucky yet.
>>10256986
So slowww.
>>10256903
true
>>10257018
Thank you. Now please stop talking to me.
>>10257023
What did you say?
>>10256896
>You are so rea-
>Oh seems like one of your friends is pestering you
>Oh god damn it, it's that person
>HOTHEAD [HH] began pestering twohotdogs [TH]
HH: ARUIAHWATUIATIWA
TH: For the last time, you can't even type, you don't have hands, if you have something...
HH: WAETUWTIBAIRTA
TH: JUST VISIT ME YOU FLAMING BASTARD
>you have ended it, for the better, if this kept going, we'd be hearing news about you going insane and marrying a goat.
>>10257030
Grave Encounters isn't even that good
Hi Snail.
>>10257030
>>10257067
If this isn't a nightmare, please just let me wake up!
>Hachikuji turns her head slightly, she thought she heard someone calling her.
>>10257067
time 2 die
>>10257092
>patpat
>>10257092
Hachikuji... Do you believe in DESTINY?
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD
>>10257097
Why am I here again?
>>10257097
What are you doing that for, Marie?
Or is that Callie? I've never played Splatoon.
>>10257097
So the rumors were true...there really isn't any way to escape? Oh, this really is a nightmare.
>>10257098
>Hachikuji rubs her head as if she was trying to wipe off germs
No touching my hair, girls don't like it when you touch their hair.
>>10257106
D-Destiny?
Being someone who was killed by a speeding car, no, I can't really say there is destiny. Just bad luck and unfortunate circumstances. The world is full of it.
>>10257135
I have contacted the FBI
>>10257124
Falling to her death seems to be Ava's specialty.
>>10257124
You can shutup now, Wrathia, I know it's you.
....wait.
>>10257140
Foolish fool!
I am the FBI!
>>10257143
>fucking dies
>>10257143
I can't kill you. You're a cat and I don't want to get in trouble by your owner.
>>10257143
Please stop cuddling, you're supposed to be killing each other.
>>10257147
>turns on incognito and informs the CIA
Get fucked
>>10257179
Cute kitty.
RULES OF NATURE
>>10257179
Only two deaths today, but it looks like the game's wrapping up soon.
>>10257211
Winner next slide!
>>10257236
It's oveeer.
>>10257248
Congrats, Starman!
>>10257250
Placements & stats.
>>10257250
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>>10257260
>Placed in the top 10
I guess that's good. Thanks for hosting!
>>10257250
https://youtu.be/sI66hcu9fIs
>you hum a tune you've heard on the streets near the revolutionists
>you need to check if any of "them" is around, or else you'll surely be arrested for being rebel scum.
>but enough deep but not really deep because making up backstories is weird, you have to congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>10257260
>you thank the host and congratulate the winner this time
>>10257250
>>10257260
>Thanks for hosting! <3
>>10257279
>you have been spooked
>spooked so hard that you were teleported to some potato land
>it will take forever to come back to the place with the hunger people
>>10257260
I give you my thanks.
Alright you fags, i'm hosting next, but before then, i'mma ask you three questions.
1:more characters?
2:backstory?
3:weird and really stupid, or should I be more srs bsnus?
oh and a fourth one
new thread?
>>10257321
Could you repeat the question? I'm not sure I follow.
>>10257321
1.Yes
2.No
3.Maybe
4.I dont know
>>10257332
Sssssssssssure.
more characters other than jenny?
backstory of said characters, is it needed?
and should it be absurd and more fluid, or rigid and serious?
also new thread for the game?
http://poal.me/tv07k1
>>10257343
Sweet, backstories are boring.
maybe making some srs and others not is a good way to go.
also I will host in a new thread
>>10257343
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
>>10257350
Can you make it so you can add your own answer?
>>10257356
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
>>10257344
Okay, I can answer these better.
1. I personally think just Jenny would be find. But you can add more characters if need be.
2. Nah. Just nah.
3. I am fine with weirdness. It does something different with all the seriousness.
4. Yee
>>10257356
>>10257366
AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG!
>>10257370
Jenny is a bit tad... ugly and bland, sure I could make her weird, but weirdos should have weird disigns, not ugly ones.
that and Im going full meme mode on this shit.
>>10257370
>Find
Fuck.
>>10257385
Alright then.