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Hunger Games Thread Thank you Spooky Ougi

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Hunger Games Thread

Thank you Spooky Ougi
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>>10253821
>Karen stares at David as he nods upon listening to her long and garbo plan. She puts the chalk into her invisible pocket and the kicks the blackboard with a spin kick. The girl reaches forward with her hand, her back facing David.
Onward then! We need to scout the area and find a cute doggo to distract Tsukihi. A very loud but also cute dog. I was thinking... Our neighbors might not need their dogs all the day, right? We can borrow one for an hour or two before they can notice. Or if we find a lone doggo in the street, that's even better. What do you think, David?
>She turns her head to look at him, scanning his elegant suit once more. In a fraction of a second she thinks about where he buys these clothes. Is there a store especially for skeletons?
Say David, where do you buy these clothes? I don't think you can buy them in a human store, right? It seems like they fit you perfectly fine. Do you come from hell or a skeletonyo city powered by skeletonyo magico just like Mr.Bone says? Hmmm... They seem very expensive. I can think how much you have to work to buy a single sock to go with your suit. Have you thought about glasses? I think they'll fit you perfectly fine and will go along with your skeleton style.
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Gas Coin commits the ultimate sin: literal, actual deicide. This is like, six eternities on the naughty list

Silly gardener, America cannot be seduced by mere flirtations. Begone THOT

Looks like Micolash is having a Charlie Brown style Christmas in July this year. Sorry buddy, maybe you'll get a real job next year


>>10253935
Thank you Spooky Ougi
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>>10253958
Just throw your keyboard out already.
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The secret ingredient is insight. This entire world is surrounded by terrible creatures of unknowable power who have nothing but contempt for our pitiful lives. God is dead, and nothing can save us from THEM

anyway happy christmas guys hahahaha
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>>10253969
>Alfred holds his tongue, deciding NOT to say that she somehow made Santa look fatter. Really, he feels ashamed of even thinking that, so he just laughs and waves her off, not thinking that she's seducing him.
Oh, Youmu! I think you're alright, maybe a bit cute, but we'll have to wait a bit more if you wanna be more than friends already. I'm not that kind of person, you know?
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>>10253983
Stop being rude.
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>>10253896
You're making a lot of assumptions there monsiuer. We're not talking about me we're talking about You! You died, which means your body is no longer yours...I think. Anyways the point being that you have no rights. You can't drive, vote, whatever! Your only purpose is to either be a studying material for a student, or be a movie prop. I think the latter is much better.
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"Whither is God?" he cried; "I will tell you. We have killed him -- you and I. All of us are his murderers.
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I guess Alfred just didn't swing that way after all~ Maybe this ... thing... will strike your fancy better!

Well she IS half ghost. It was truly an authentic experience
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>>10254011
>Alfred is merely doing this for survival purposes, he says to himself. He loves women (and some men he supposes, bros are just friends without benefits), not creatures!
Is it daytime yet? This is really - and I mean REALLY - pushing me beyond the limits of my comfort zone! I'd rather take Ghost Santa over this!
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>>10253958
Karen, even if you plan to return the dog that would be theft. And if it were to die in our care we would be held responsible for multiple crimes. The ally of Justice should know better to think such silly thoughts.
>The skeleton shakes his head, dismissive of Karen's suggestion.
A lone dog would be best, although still slightly unethical. I-
>The skeleton doesn't even have time to suggest where to start looking before being bombarded with questions about his attire.
Slow it down, Karen! I go to a tailor to get the perfect fit for my skeletal body. I come from a city powered by technology - Melbourne, Australia. A boring answer I know, but I can't help where I live. Suits are expensive and I hold down a job that provides more then enough income for them. I haven't thought about glasses as I imagine it would look silly for one without eyes to wear them.
>The skeleton sighs, casting his gaze over at Karen with an exasperated look on his skull.
Is that enough to sate your curiosity?

>>10253996
Hey, I work! I hold down a steady, 9-5 job thank you very much. I am a valuable part of the local economy. We're both making a lot of assumptions here, it seems. You are absolutely clueless on Skeleton Law.

Besides, we probably come from entirely different worlds anyways. Ya know, like alternate dimensions and all that.
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>>10253930(Alfred)
I did not cheat, and I did not use any magic. I'm just faster than you. Nothing more, nothing less.

>>10253969
I-I think some of that food was drugged...

>>10253992
It's not what you think! I wasn't in the right state of mind!
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>>10254049
UNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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... or maybe he just needed some time. I wish our happy new couple the best!

... and they're our final two. Shit, this could have gone a bit better. Oh well, awkward couple finales are no new occurrence here at the Late Night Anon Games!

>>10254049
There isn't any need to be bashful here~
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>>10254059
This isn't happening!
This isn't happening!
This isn't happening!
This isn't happening!
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>>10254049
>Alfred is incredibly conflicted. On one hand, he's discomforted at losing at his favourite pastime to a girl that isn't even America, and on the other hand, a chick in a sexy Santa costume is blushing in front of him. He ultimately does the heroic thing.
Q-Quit changing the subject! You're trying to-- You're trying to seduce me to disregard the fact you cheated, you sneaky little rat! I ought to--
>>10254059
>Alfred's just done. He was only JOKING when he said he would prefer Ghost Santa over that creature! Now what does he do? He needs to get his head in the game and confront her on trying to manipulate him!
>...After a few minutes. Just to-- Just to test if this is reality.
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>>10254075
Don't deny the will of the games. It all happens for a reason. Enjoy your ship!
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>>10254075
>>10254080
Do it for Uncle Sam, boy.
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>>10254075
>takes photo
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>>10254059
>>10254075
>>10254080
I ship it.
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>>10254048
Sure sure, whatever...but we're here, where there are no skeleton laws. Honestly you're as intimidating as a wet sponge. So are you really surprised to be treated like this?
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>>10254080
>>10254089
>>10254091
>>10254095
>>10254100
I will hurt you for this!
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And a special congratulations goes to the birthday boy! Your present/Christmas gift will be delivered momentarily (well, maybe a bit more, having some light technical difficulties. Sorry!). Sorry it didn't work out with your ship though ;-;
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>>10254126
kek
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>>10254118
Don't deny your inner-most feelings, now that you mention it, how the hell does a ghost have feelings? But anyways, good luck with the new boyfriend.
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>>10254126
I'm just glad this nightmare is over...
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>>10254108
Uh, yeah, yeah I am. You're the only one with the gall to pull these silly little moves on me, and so you're the only one who gets their nose bitten. Even if I didn't have any rights, it doesn't stop me from getting pissed off.

>>10254126
He really is a great hero, getting rid of those pesky ghosts. Thanks for the game.
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>>10254048
Sou ka, then you live near Mr.Bones? That's awesome! It means you can have a lot of fun with him everyday, right?
>Karen coughs a couple of times, covering her mouth with a fist and turning her head to look forward again.
Alright, it's time to work now. Like you said, a lone dog would be the best and maybe the doggo annoys Tuskihi enough to have a dog in our house. Who knows. But if we happen to borrow a dog, not steal, NOT STEAL, borrow a dog for a couple of hours... I bet it'd be far more cuter than a lone dog. Maybe, possibily. Sorry for cutting you right there, David. I apologize for my manners but did you have a better idea or where we should start looking for a dog? Also, have you think about what bone of your body you would like to use as a bait?
>Without waiting for a response yet, Karen starts walking in a very weird way. Instead of walking like a normal person, the girl is moving her hand in motion with her legs, ressembling how the soldiers walk one after the other. But she doesn't stop.
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>>10254091
>>10254100
>Alfred sweats, giving a thumbs-up to the innocent bystander and the King of fucking Belgium. He's still confused. Is this all a ruse? Youmu's clearly playing him for a fool! The sneaky little [expletive deleted]!
Is this my birthday present for Independence Day? Can I-- Am I allowed to swap it? She's playing me for a fool! I bet she doesn't mean it!
>>10254118
>Alfred pulls back with tears, pointing at Youmu accusingly.
I bet you did that to throw me off my tracks, you-- You monster! Not even I would do something so mean to a person! Why would you do that? Is this a game to you?
...If it ain't, can I get another "birthday gift"? I bet it's a game!
>>10254126
>Alfred quietly fumes, waiting as Youmu gets roasted in the oven. He's pissed at being played for a fool. He's pissed at Youmu exploiting him for a cheap second to hide her "cheating". Yet, he feels kind of alright about it.
Thanks, I guess. This is just so humiliating, man. She didn't even mean it! Just... Thank you. Congrats to the birthday boy.
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>>10254126
RIGGED
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>>10254150
I will choke you with my dick and destroy your keyboard
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And congratulations to our winner, America! This is what youtube gave me for "american christmas carol" so it's good enoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__kQ1PCP6B0

Merry Birthday, and a happy new , prosperous year!
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>>10254165
hopefully it isn't something rare then you sick fuck
destroying keyboards
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>>10254182
Thanks for hostin' mang, and congrats to lover boy here for winning.
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>>10254182
Thank you for hosting, you did a great job.
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>>10254150
>Typing like a faggot for one response instead of typing to more people like >>10254153
Kill yourself cancer
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>>10254206
Fuck off Aussa
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>>10254182
I'm sure he's happy. Congratulations.
Thank you.
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>>10254153
>"I didn't cheat!" can be heard by the ghost girl as she's thrown into the oven.

>And now I'm picturing it happening just like in ofe ending of Sweeny Todd, God damn it!
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>>10254206
>>10254165
Why are you so salty, my guy?
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>>10254182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
Glory to our Homeland.

My sincerest thanks for hosting.
That bloodbath debut got me chills.
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>>10254182
Congrats, Alfredo. Thank you for the show, host. I will see you later in the next christmas.
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Standings for nerds or something idk

>>10254198
>>10254201
>>10254223
>>10254230
>>10254241

It's my pleasure, guys. Thank you for playing!

>>10254230
Ah, how could I forget the most american song there is? Thank you for bringing it up!
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>>10254126
>>10254153
Congratulations Alfy...and on such a special occasion. What are the chances?

>>10254145
Oh trust me, I can do a lot more than that, a lot more! You're lucky I'm not in the mood to fight, or I'd burn you to a crisp in a split second! I don't think you can come back if you're cinders! So you should play nice if you know what's good for you.
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>>10254182
>mumbles "Well done" to Alfred.
>thanks for the game.
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>>10254150
>The skeleton quickly breaks out into a stride, struggling to keep pace with Karen as she marches on.
I was going to suggest an alleyway or some such place, tucked away neatly within the city somewhere. Although it would be faster to "borrow" a dog from somebody, yes.
>"If she's cool with snatchin' some mutt from a backyard, then I'm all for it too. I would've thought that'd be too unethical or something for her, but hey! Apparently not.
If I were to suggest, I'd go with one of my ribs. It should make for a succulent meal.
>"FUCKING DOG MUTT IS GOING TO SLOBBER ALL OVER MY BONES THE LITTLE CUNT, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING THIS FAR YOU-"
Please calm down. It is unbecoming of us to act this way.
>The skeleton says to himself.
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>>10254182
Whoa, is that me? Don't I look like quite the looker, eh? That blonde hair, that brown bomber jacket - the signs of a true hero!
Man, she better not mention this to anyone else. Our reputations will BOTH go down the drain. I can see it now... "The Girl from Gensokyo and the Hero from America"! Happy Independence Day, sir!
>>10254224
>Alfred (unwisely) kicks the oven door, yelling at Youmu in a fit of (mild) rage. He's still pissed.
Shut up and admit it! Once you come back, you better tell me the truth, or else I can PROMISE you that I'll resort to drastic measures... Like MISTLETOE TORTURE!

>Alfred putting human meat into the burgers he eats, and Youmu is one of the recent victims
>L O R E ?
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>>10254252
I'm gonna continue not playing nice, because FRICK you. I'm guessing you're some kind of fire guy, right? Well if you play with fire, mate, you get shot in the face. You're lucky I'm not in the mood for face shooting, which - trust me - is a rare occasion.
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>no will ever have a lengthy RP session just with you because you have shit RP
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>>10254297
pick a cute anime girl
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>>10254277
Are you implying that you can use a gun or something? One shot and the recoil will remove your arm from it's socket!
>Ash laughs in a loud condescending manner
You might want to stick to your weight class.
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>>10254252
One in one thousand, seven hundred and seventy-six! Birthday luck, right? Trust me, if it WASN'T for that ONE mistake, this would be absolutely perfect! I even dressed in my best outfit for it!
What do you think, Ash? Give me critique with my performance - I'm thinking of improving for the next one! My fighting style wasn't sloppy, was it?
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>>10254264
Also this, because it's your special day and all
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>>10254297
>skim /a/
>find a fotm anime
>find the crowd favorite waifu from said fotm anime and fag her
bam, you're in the money
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>>10254318
Oh, majestic! It's absolutely perfect! Now, I felt good about it before, but NOW - you've got a promising future in the U.S.A.!
How many times does one person say "thank you" before it gets annoying?
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>>10254297
More like nobody will have a lengthy RP session with you because you're a BITCH!
>Seriously though, I'm roleplaying a fuckin' OC skeleton where one of my lines was FUCKING DOG MUTT IS GOING TO SLOBBER ALL OVER MY BONES THE LITTLE CUNT, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING THIS FAR YOU-. I don't think good RP is a necessity, just how much you /really/ want to do it.

>>10254303
You're obviously unfamiliar with the intense power that comes with SKELETON MAGIC. I can shoot peas out of the air if I wanted to, that's how precise my aim is. Heck, I can shoot other bullets out of the air! Go full anime, why not?
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>>10254302
>>10254334
>le anime girl meme
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>you will never awawa Awawa's awawa
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>>10254297
Writing long things on a cell phone all the time makes it difficult to talk for very long at all...
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>>10254316
>Ash shrugs
I dunno, all I saw you do was a bunch of cuddling and kissing. Pretty unorthodox style you have their Alfy.

>>10254346
Ahaha~
>Ash wipes a tear from his eye
That's cute. It's like hearing a kid on the playground talking about his imaginary friend that can save the world or what not.
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>>10254258
Maybe One Day-games when?
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>>10254369
I--
>Alfred raises his finger to shush Ash, looking around to make sure the girl in question isn't around. Once the surroundings are clear, he sighs and looks at Ash.
I promise you, this is only a one time thing. People will forget about this in a day or two! I doubt she even liked any of it!
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>>10254369
>The skeleton tears a rib free from his rib cage and tosses it up in the air, putting a spin on it. The skeleton then whips out a gun and aims at his bone. He shoots, the bullet piercing straight through the middle of the bone and breaking it into two halves.
>As the two halves fall, he shoots them in half too. And then those halves into halves - and so forth, until he runs out of ammunition. It's a very quick display.
See? SKELETON MAGIC let me do that. I wouldn't even need eyesight to do that, as SKELETON MAGIC would guide my hand for me.
>"shit I usually can't hit a thing"
>"damn I really lucked out lol"
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what is a penny dreadful
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>>10254150
>that last sentence. I need to spell check more. AAAHH. I'm sure I fucked up even more.
>have you thought about which bone from your body you would like to use as bait?**

>>10254259
I see, I see. That's naisu daisu, I'm sure doggo will enough your bone while we take the goods.
>Karen stops in front of an alleyway and notices a lone dog looking for something. It's a sunny day but the alleyway is dark enough for them to barely see through it.
How about that dog over there? I think it's enough... It even has a cute tail! First we need to make sure he doesn't cling on you from the get-go.
>The girl crouches down and moves very slowly towards the dog which is lapping up water from a puddle. She tries not ot make a sound as she gets closer and closer to the dog until she closes her hands together to grab him. The god squirms and bark in a loud ''scream'' that resounds through the whole alley.
AAAHH!
>She stumbles and falls into her butt. The doggo manages to escape and runs towards David.
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>>10254417
Penny Dreadful is a frightening psychological thriller that weaves together classic horror origin stories into a new adult drama.
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>>10254264
>after reslawning, she runs over to Alfred and looks him dead in the eye.

I. Did. Not. Chea-
>she stops abrubtly at the mention of mistletoe torture, blushing slightly.
Fine... I cheated. Happy? I used my inhuman speed to beat you! I..

>she stops upon noticibg the burgers Alfred is eating, not rememberibg seeing any meat in the kitchen he cooked her in.

W-where did you get the meat for those from?
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>>10254395
At least it was a human woman for once.
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Watching all these Godzilla movies makes me want to create a Godzilla code for HG.
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>>10254423
>Completely engrossed in his calmer, more refined "David" persona, Craig doesn't fret as the dog barrels its way towards him, slobber falling from its mouth.
Ah, I best get my rib out. I wouldn't want it ruining my suit...
>As the dog charges at him, David opens up his suit to reveal his bony insides. He tears off a rib and waves it at the dog as it runs at him, hoping to quell its mad bone-lust.
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>>10254447
Did it escape a black hole?
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>>10254395
One time thing aha~ That's what they all say...

>>10254408
>Unfortunately for the skeleton who was performing a trick that would put Deadshot to shame, Ash was too busy fiddling with his smartphone to catch any of it
Huh? You say something? I was just checking the web for videos of cats.
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>>10254453
Yes, Godzilla escaped a black hole.

Wait, how did you know that movie was just on?
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>>10254447
Do it. I'm thinking of doing a Highlander themed game. And watching the contestants try to survive Godzilla's wrath seems more fitting than shit like back to school or fat camp for a theme.
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>>10254447
You're not going to make us all run from it, are you? That would be horrible.
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>>10254454
What? Are you telling me you weren't looking at all during my performance?
>Craig smacks Ash's phone out of his hands, sending it flying through the air.
This smartphone generation. The attention span is just dreadful.
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>>10254459
>Aikawa's hiding in your house

Run!
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>>10254489
Do you have this?
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>>10254430
>Alfred moves back and smirks, taking satisfaction in the fact that he was RIGHT! He's unsure who won the contest, but he probably thinks Youmu won anyway!
I knew it! I might consider doing mistletoe torture on you anyway for lying for so long, but I'm a generous man--
>Alfred pauses. He had forgotten he was eating one of "those" burgers. He had promised he would never eat one ever again, but the temptation was too much for him. He just HAD to.
...B-Burger King? Look, I'm sorry, but there wasn't a McDonalds or even a Wendy's around so I had to settle for Burger King! D-Don't tell anyone!
>>10254433
Alright, you got me. For once, it's kind of a human gal, even though Iowa looked plenty human to me. This doesn't mean people won't forget about it!
>>10254454
>Alfred raises his finger again, staring a hole through Ash with an embarrassed look.
No, no, NO! I am NOT gonna hook up with someone that cheats in an eating contest! If she call pull off a lie like that, is she someone I can trust? I mean, she's KIND OF cute, but that doesn't mean anything!
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>>10254490
>mfw the police call and tell me the post came from my IP
It's "When a Stranger Calls" all over again.
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>>10254459
Oh I just... had a feeling...
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>>10254449
>Karen looks at the dog jumping to grab the bone until it latches onto the free boney bone David is holding.
There we go! All we have to do is walk over to my house and start the... Plaaan. Then shake the dog a little to innocently scare him and force him to bark really loud. Don't worry about my Nii-chan, I got that covered.
>While Karen is sitting on the floor thanks to the way she stumbled, one of her hands reach down into her tight shorts and whips out her phone. She idly pokes the phone for a minute while the dog tries to ravage the bone.
Reaaady! Nii-chan is going out riight abouut now, I think. I'm sure he's wondering why I was insisting so much but he'll forget about it in a bit. Now we have to go and get the milku. Are you with me, David?
>She springs up with a little jump, standing in front of him.
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>>10254511
Aikawa...

Which Godzilla movie is on right now?
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>>10254510
Adachi, you have one minute to get the fuck out of there.
Traps are highly dangerous and they kill on sight. You're lucky Germans have shit eyesight.
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>>10254521
close your eyes for a couple seconds, I can't come out of cover
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>>10254521
>>10254531
Okay got it, had to google that one first. Godzilla vs Space Godzilla.
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>>10254524
I'm getting out right now.
>>10254531
>>10254541
god fucking damn it
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>>10254555
You're not getting out, you're just sitting there
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>>10254505
Ya, I got it. The gesture is appreciated all the same, though.
>I tried to use the same pic to show ya, but I got the "duplicate file exists here" message.

>>10254518
>Craig uses his free hand to button up his suit again while entertaining the dog by dangling his bone in front of its face. Craig is laughing on the outside as the dog slobbers all over his spare rib, but on the inside he is screaming.
Of course I'm ready, Karen. Otherwise I wouldn't have followed you into this alleyway. It'll be good to get my hands on some milk again after being deprived of it for so long.
>"Ha David, you're such a cuck! Not only do I steal all your milk in real life, but I get to drink milk while pretending to be you! It seems pretending to be "David" comes with its advantages, huh? Although, it also comes with this FUCKING MUTT!"
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>>10254506
How about you don't use the mistletoe torture, and I won't use my sword? Deal?

...

Burger King? McDonalds? I've never heard of such places. What are they like?
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>>10254572
craig just wants a quiet life
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>>10254572
How about his one?
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>>10254506
Never seen them, doubt it was anything more than flirting.
Still less humiliating than the spider.
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>>10254555
Don't run, you'll only be tired when you get Awawa'd
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>>10254590
The spider? You have my attention.
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>>10254489
Hey what gives!
>Ash shoves the skeleton to the ground
No one cares about your stupid magic tricks, you walking eyesore! It's always me me me with you, isn't it?

>>10254506
Look there you go, calling her cute. Next thing you know you'll be writing her poems and giving her a boquett of flowers. What, did that spider threaten to eat your head off or something?
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>>10254555
I don't know what you mean by "getting out", you're just watching videos of pilloww. Or do you mean out of 4chan? Can't really see what's on your phone
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>>10254555
Your trips will save you!
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>>10254576
>Roleplaying a character's internal thoughts is really fun. I have to thank Kosaku for planting that idea in my head.
>And it only just dawned on me how similar this scenario is. It's a coincidence, I swear

>>10254582
Ooh, a shiny new present! And one I haven't seen before, very nice. Thanks anon!

>>10254604
Says the one growing up in the "me me me" generation, ya millennial brat!
>The skeleton jumps up to his feet and shoves Ash in retaliation.
I just gave you the gunshow of a lifetime and ya completely ignore me! It isn't right!
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>>10254608
senpai, how cute is little baby godzilla?
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>>10254574
Deal. But if you lie again, I will be forced to apply those measures to you! I may be the hero, but I have to draw the line somewhere...
Burger King makes, like, REALLY bad burgers. Horrible. You look at them and think, "Hey, that kind of smells like poor life decisions!" McDonalds? Their burgers are the BEST! God's great gift to this Earth was Big Macs! That explains the sudden appearance of my burger!
>>10254590
Nope. Got myself, like, ONE "special occasion" on the other side. The one here? Nah, we just talked for a while.
Yeah, I admit it, the words I said to Muffet was kind of cheesy. Forget about it! The future is now, and if it were to ever happen again, I would know exactly what to say!
>>10254604
I... fell out of touch with her. Yes, yes, I know, REALLY shoddy decisions from the hero, but I didn't mean it! She's still a friend, I think, alright? Man, here's hoping she ain't listening... She's gonna kill me, man.
And no, I will NOT do any of those! This is a one time thing unless proven otherwise! I am a man of dignity!
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>>10254603
He had a romantic thing with that Muffet woman.
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>>10254297
Or you could pick someone and be a complete Asshole/dick and watch people rage.
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>>10254623
Pretty cute desu though I can't hear the sound
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>>10254572
All ready then. Now come with me and the doggo needs to come with us.
>Karen proceeds to walk just like before. But she goes out of the alleyway and pass David.
Follow me, esqueleto!
>The girl shows him the way over to her home. It was a bit far from there but nothing she couldn't do, after all she loves to walk a lot or even run to keep er body in a good shape. They both stand in front of a big house. Karen stretches her hand and reaches forward, pointing at the door.
There, right there milk awaits for us, David. Just... We need to lure Tsukihi to either out of the living room or out of the house. According to the plan I skillfully putted together, this is the part where we throw the bone in front of the house. Try to throw him a bit far to the right...
>She turns around and looks at David with the dog latched onto his bone. She walks closer and grabs the body of the doggo, and tries to pull him back and away from the bone.
T...T...Thiss dog... It's glued to your bone! Help me a bit there...
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>>10254635
I didn't need that mental image. I'm not here to guilt trip you, I'm stating facts. Do whatever you want.
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>>10254635
>This is a one time thing unless proven otherwise!

RNG don't let me down!
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>>10254645
I wonder if you can suck my dick
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>>10254622
>Ash shoves the skeleton back

I didn't ask for you to put on your stupid show! What are you a grandpa? Get with the times you old geezer. What you just knocked out of my hands was a smartphone. P-h-o-n-e. Ever heard of one? Course not you probably still use letters or carrier pigeons.

>>10254635
Alfy. I know you aren't liking what you're hearing but don't be worked up at me! I'm just stating the truth, that's all. I can already see it in your eyes....looks like Cupid found a target.
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>>10254668
That's out of the question, I've already placed claim on Karen the moment I took her virginity with her permission.
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>>10254635
I-I'll keep that in mind... As well as your advice on burgers.
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>>10254670
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>>10254645
>Craig walks alongside Karen, the journey easy for him too as he had no means to feel exhaustion (because - and don't tell anybody this - he's a skeleton).
Milk, just through that door. The greatest conquest for a skeleton. Okay, I'm-
>The skeleton goes to throw his bone, only to realise the dog is still attached to it. As Karen grabs onto it he pulls back, trying to pop the dog off of his bones.
Has bit of a....grip, doesn't he? Good boy...

>>10254669
>That's it, Ash has declared a shove war. The skeleton saunters up to Ash, acting totally cool as he shoves ash back for the second time.
Yeah, I know what a phone is dick! I just don't have my eyes glued to the screen like you kids do - and not because I don't have any. But because I can appreciate LIFE, which is a bit ironic isn't? I'm undead and can enjoy LIVING more then you do. Pathetic!
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>>10254654
You were the one that was all like, "I doubt that you and Iowa actually DID THE DO"! I have the evidence AND the facts!
But if you're stating facts, why are you being rude about it? "Still less humiliating than the spider" is an opinion, not a fact! A popular opinion, but not a fact!
>>10254658
>Alfred takes this blessed moment to pray to Our Lord and Saviour RNGesus Christ, asking for his life to be untainted by lust and for his future to be great.
RNGesus, please, I beg of you to not let this happen! Prove him wrong!
>>10254669
>Alfred places a hand on his head, trying to not think about what would happen if they did become a couple. For a birthday gift, this is very troublesome...
I doubt it. She's probably thinking of ways to avoid me now! I've only met her like once before, you know?
>>10254678
>Alfred smiles, ignoring the embarrassment Youmu is probably feeling. He's more happy about the fact that he can eat his burger in peace.
Sweet. By the by, did you notice the mistletoe on the doorway?
>Knowing that there isn't any, Alfred goes back to eating his burger, waiting for her reaction.
Huh, it tastes like chicken just after all... I'm never doing this again.
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>>10254698
I never said I didn't believe you. I just didn't see it happen.
Weirdo.
And I who said I was talking about you being the humiliated one?
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>>10254670
>Implying Araragi would let you steal her virginity
He would take her virginity instead
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>>10254708
I-- Well-- Alright, you have me there, you cheeky little thing. Still, you were all like "Doubt it was anything more than flirting" so I am somewhat right!
You did. "Still less humiliating than the spider". Who else are you talking about? Iowa? Muffet? Youmu? Dude, unless this is like some hidden meaning-type statement, I'm sure you were talking about me!
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>>10254698
HEY
NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
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>>10254698
>she freezes for a moment, face going red. Slowly, she turns her head to look for any misletoe near by. Only to find that she was lied to.

>without saying a thing, she runs off before Alfred can emberass her any further.
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>>10254730
NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE
WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME
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>>10254723
He's not alone, you know. He would have to get past me. And most of all, Senjougahara-san, the most ferocious of all obstacles.
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>>10254690
>And naturally Ash shoves him back, stronger than the last time
The only pathetic thing here is you. A skeleton who is so insecure he has to resort to magic tricks to feel good, but instead whines like a baby when he finds out no one cares!

>>10254698
Hmmm, I think you have a pretty nice birthday present in the making Alfy. Try not to screw it up like the others. Look at her, she's practically blushing from looking at you.
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>>10254725
Cheeky? I don't even know about that. Take that victory if you want.
...I thought you knew. Do the words "Sieg Zeon" remind you of anything?
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My fellow Americans, I would like to share with you my sense of freedom and love that I have for mother. The land that has kept us safe from many dangers of the outside world, as proud as I am, I feel that I am not doing much for the country.

That is why I decided to take part by showing everyone the wonders of America, the land of freedom and happiness. We are a united establishment not bound by dictatorship or hate, so please come and visit and see how wonderful Mother America is.

Freedom!
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>>10254756
Wtf, I hate America now.
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>>10254756
You're not even American. Fuck off with this insulting post, potato brewer.
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>>10254756
>the wonders of America
diabetes and 3rd world tier living conditions?
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>>10254747
>The skeleton staggers back a bit, almost tripping over his own feet. He regains his balance and thrusts his hands into Ash - shoving him.
Oi, you're the one that went around makin' grand claims like "you can't shoot." I go and show you that you're wrong, but you can't even be bothered paying attention because it'll hurt your pride too much when ya find out that you're wrong. And also an idiot.
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>>10254761
What the frick, I still love America, friend.
>>10254765
I am American in my heart.
>>10254769
My friend, do not notice these minor downsides. Glory to America! Freedom! Muh guns!
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When I got this assignment I was hoping there'd be more gambling.
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>>10254690
>After a good half-minute of struggle with the dog, Karen stpos pulling the dog and insteda places her hands on his ''mouth'' and opens it with all the strength she has. The doggo pops out of the bone but almost immediately latches onto Karen's hand.
AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
>She shakes her arm a couple of times like one of these cheap old cartoons as she ''dances'' in circles. The dog doesn't let her go until he notices the free bone right in front of him and instead his attention changes, drooling while looking at the juicy bone.
A-aaoucchies. I'll get that patched later. I need medicine as well or I might get doggitis agguditis.
>Karen rubs her wound a little bit which it seems like nothing for her, for the moment at least.
Now, throw the bone and let's wait for the results. OH OH OH I forgotto! You need to wear this while we make our way into my house.
>She grabs a giant bush, out of nowhere, and puts it on the ground.
This is your sneaky disguise. Pretty clever, huh? With this they won't see your face IF they notice anything. Just a back up plan.
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Gooooood morning my brothers and sisters in red white and blue! How are you fellow patriotic Americans going to celebrate this beautiful day of freedom?
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>>10254735
I-- Hey! Hey, it was just a joke! Dude, you're blushing like a sinner in church--! She's not mad at she, is she? Damn it, Alfred, this is the SEVENTH time you made a girl from Gensokyo mad and now you go and mess it up! Good job, America, really showing off your "heroic spirit" there!
>Alfred sighs, throwing his burger in the bin. He's lost his appetite for some weird reason, and he's muttering to himself as well.
If you don't make things right, you're good as done. On your BIRTHDAY, no less! Here's hoping she shows up tomorrow... Man, I'm sorry, Youmu.
>>10254747
>Alfred has the urge to laugh and say "I just did", but he shrugs it off, forcing a smile.
Nah, you're kidding. She's just blushing out of anger out of me exposing her cheating and embarrassing both her and myself. Look at me and her as a couple! Would that really work?
>>10254748
>Alfred pauses, and then throws his hands up in the air.
Yeah, of COURSE I remember him, the dude's still one of my closest friends here, but how was I supposed to know you were talking about him? Man, we're never gonna live it down, are we?
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>>10254776
You really need to come in here and insult America on its day of independance, huh? Goes to show what whiney little cunts the Irish are. Probably from being another countries bitch for so long.
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>RPing without a game
Fucking cancer
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>>10254804
Host
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>>10254804
>bitching about people having fun
Fucking cancer.
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>>10254790
Congratulations on the day of your country's founding. I'm sure everyone is enjoying the festivities over there. I hope I can visit America soon on my world trip.
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>>10254790
I shall stand atop a great mountain, waving the flag while yelling the American mating call at the top of my voice.
>>10254795
Dearest friend, you need to understand, I am only talking up America. Our great nation is in need of respect. Now, how about we discuss sending them foreigners back to where they are from, am I right?
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Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.
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>>10254780
>"Wow, there it is. The biggest pain in my ass to ever exist getting her hand mauled by some mutt, AND I get free milk. I'm gonna...milk...heh...the shit out of this David thing."
Yes, very clever Karen. A brilliant example of forward thinking. Now, a little to the right was it?
>Craig angles his arm to get the best arc on his throw. He then hurls the bone at the front of the house, sending the dog after it.
Brilliant execution, hey partner?
>The skeleton quickly dives in the bush, concealing his bony form completely. He then waits for all the pieces to fall into place.
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>>10254804
First it's not enough rp, now it's too much rp! You guys need to make up your minds!
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>Can't fit in to any of the conversations so I just lurk like a loser.

I'm cancer to myself.
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>>10254820
Citizen.
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>>10254810
> Now, how about we discuss sending them foreigners back to where they are from, am I right?

Your attempt at pretending to know shit is laughable. This is what happens when a 13yo Irish faggot tries to make fun of something he has no knowledge about.
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>>10254790
America doesn't exist when I'm from.
>>10254778
You need stakes higher than your life? I didn't think gamblers were that crazy.
>>10254793
Probably not, no. Did you expect otherwise from a place like this?
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>>10254772
>As the skeleton comes around to shove him again, Ash simply sidesteps

Why would I waste my time looking at you fail, as funny as it may be. I know you didn't make any sort of shot, you probably missed and then you proceed to brush it off as if you winged it. Well I'm too tired to deal with a skeleton that can't learn to stay in the coffin. So I bid you adieu.

>>10254793
I didn't think you would be making out with a spider, but hey I guess anything is possible, right? Any way I'll definitely not think about, I'm going to get some beauty sleep, happy birthday by the way.
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>>10254820
>Want to RP
>Don't want to butt into someone's RP
>Don't wanna attention post
Life is suffering.
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>>10254840
>that filename
Is that a 4kids reference?
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>>10254840
It happens to most people I suppose. We'll find a way if we try.
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>>10254839
Yeah yeah, walk away...
>As Ash takes his leave, the skeleton pulls his gun on him and shoots him in the back of the head.
>Or he would've, if he hadn't used up all his ammunition shooting his own bones.
Oh yeah. Whoops!
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>>10254851
No, I'm just a good American who likes my Jelly Donuts, Hamburgers and Grape Juice
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>>10254834
Got business here?
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>>10254804
Host or keep it low, cancer cell.
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I love jelly filled donuts
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>>10254861
Nowhere else to be. At least you've got a reason, don't you?
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>>10254834
Yes...? If they can forget a whole assortment of other things, I've no doubts they will forget that, too. We can move on and still be friends. We're still friends now!
>>10254839
Ah, but this spider was CUTE! Incredibly so! It's probably void now, but my compliments still stand! However, this one most certainly WON'T happen.. Mostly because of me... I sure am a piece of work, aren't I?
Wait, you wished me a happy birthday? Aw, that's sweet! Thanks, Ash, I really appreciate it! Have a good rest, dude!
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>>10254827
Buddy, I only suggest that we just take all of them Mexicans and them darkies and deport them all to a nice home in Somalia. Sounds like a neat plan, okie dokie?
Then we will have all of the root beer, jobs and hamburgers to ourselves, without them spics stealing them.
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>>10254872
>They call onigiri, donuts.

This is why dubs are fucking cancer.
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>>10254861
Profligate
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>>10254808
No! We don't need you hippies here in our sweet land of liberty, you stay in Canada where you belong!

>>10254810
That's the spirit son! Show your love for this sweet nation of ours in the way that only a true American can! U! S! A!

>>10254834
"AMERICA DOESN'T EXIST"?! Son, you better get your sorry ass down to a library and learn about the history of your great nation before i beat it into you! I want you to memorize the names of all 50 presidents, and their wives within the hour, or I'm going to shove this boot of mine so far up your ass it will travel back in time and bring George Washington back to the present day!
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>>10254882
>tfw they had those at my local monthly anime conventions
>$0.50 for one of those onigiri things, and they were huge and tasty as fuck with the sauce you put on them
>tfw they changed location so they cannot offer them anymore
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>>10254882
Please Joe, I am a simple American who likes my Jelly Donuts and Friendship
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>>10254875
Patrolling the Mojave.
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>>10254880
Yeah, no one actually thinks like that. If you're going to diss America, don't get your jokes from the 12 year olds on Reddit.

Also, I don't know if you're trying to do some kind of fake accent but no one talks like that. Not even Texans.
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>>10254889
You got a lot of nerve walking around here.
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>>10254898
Almost makes you wish...
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>>10254815
>Tsukihi is peacefully laying down with the TV controller on her hand until the bone lands in front of the house. Right in that second, the dog runs over to fetch the bone while barking a really loud and cracking sound. Karen waits for her to come out of the house with a imposing walk and getting near the dog with the kimono she's always wearing. She yells something something platinum something something but crouches down and pats the doggos head.
Pssttt... David, I think it is time.
>Karen tries to sneakily walk on her toes on the way to the door which is in fact opened. She waves at David as he follows her and she makes some weird signals with her fingers and hands to try and tell him to drop the bush and the entrance and to take off his expensive shoes. Upon entering, Karen takes off her shoes and runs over to the fridge while waving at him. The kitchen is just like any normal kitchen but when she opens the fridge, a wave of cold air comes out.
Woo... The trasure is here, captain. All we need is to take it and say yarr harr we have it. Now... Take a look!
>She moves to a side to let David take a look at the inside of the fridge. If he happened to look inside it'd be a rather freaking experience. What seems to be a tiny fridge, somehow, it's a huge room of the size of a warehouse with lots of airconditoners inside. There are lots of shelves and each of them have categories. The shelf which the name ''Milk'' is their objective. They bought a lot of milk just for good measure. Every flavor imaginable. Orange milk, soil milk, milk milk, milked milk, milk made out of milk, banana milk, mango milk, coco milk, etc.
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>>10254911
Weewees
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>>10254911
For a nuclear winter.
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>>10254840
>Don't wanna attention post
You already do it on a daily basis, why pretend to be ashamed of doing it now ?
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>>10254904
Pal, I don't know what you're trying to imply here. Do you not want to get rid of all the border hopping scum? What are you, some kind of commie?
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>>10254878
I've studied people while sitting here in silence. I won't say I understand it all, but I've come to recognize that rejection is a deep sting. Who's to say he took it as well as you think he has?
>>10254893
I'm a girl. That statement aside, why should I? I wasn't made in that country, and it hasn't been a nation in nearly a century by now. It's no longer relevant, especially not for a grunt.
>>10254898
>>10254911
>>10254918
I don't have much of a sense of entertainment, but that just sounds dull and unfulfilling.
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>>10254920
SHOTS FIRED
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Boy or girl?
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>>10254928
Come on. Give me a reason.
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>>10254932
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Please motivate me to work on my code after work instead of doing nothing
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>>10254913
Kill yourself fucking cancer
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>>10254897
They're not fucking donuts.

>>10254895
>When you live next to those onigiri places.
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>>10254920
But I don't. Your games seem more like desperate crys for attention, with all the caps and flashness involved
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>>10254937
I'll motivate you

2ba3nyannyan#7042
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>>10254937
Give me a sample and I'll give you a reason
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>>10254937
This but with memes instead of nothing
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>>10254943
>>10254856
You... Seemed to have missed me there. That wasn't on purpose, right?
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>>10254936
A trap? Fine then, but you are to blame for this

>>10254952
You need to attention whore more girl
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>>10254928
He didn't. Not at first, anyway, but now, he's smiling, he's happy, we had a debate on waffles and pancakes and which were better - a lot of things change in a few months.
I doubt he's told you anything, but since it's been resolved, I'm not sure if you really need to know. After all, it has been a while - people change at the drop of a hat!
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>>10254913
All i see is green
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>>10254878
>a deliveryman walks up to you, handing you a package and a form.
Sign here please.
>after signing it, he leaves you with a box wrapped in green wrapping paper with a black ribbon. There's no sender on it, but inside is a lapel of the continent of the United States of America and a card wishibg you a happy birthday.
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>>10254956
That's how it should be. Only actions need to be paragraphs and it's sign of good RP
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>>10254952
I'm just on the edge of slumber, I should be getting to bed in a few minutes, since it's 4 in the morning
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>>10254913
>The skeleton stands up on his toes and pulls the bush up to cover himself as he sneaks past Karen's sister, leaving only his shoes uncovered. They get past the sister with no problems, meaning that the plan is almost a success.
>Karen begins to wave her hands around in a strange fashion as they approach the entrance. Craig has absolutely no idea how to interpret these signals, and simply drops the bush of his own accord once he reaches the door. He also takes off his shoes without knowing that's what she wanted, as is the gentlemanly thing to do. Tracking mud into a stranger's home wouldn't fit into the refined image Craig is trying to cultivate with "David."
Ahh, the beautiful booty. I can almost feel the cold air on my face. Yarr-huuuuuh?
>The fridge door swings open, giving the skeleton a glimpse of the inside. It's like a freakin' milk factory inside of there! The skeleton races inside of the fridge and goes straight towards the milk shelf, shifting through all the bottles and cartons until he finds the "high calcium section."
Karen, this is...this is so much milk! Where the-
>Craig almost says "heck," but catches himself in time. Saying "heck" is too much of a Craig thing to do.
May I ask as to how you acquired such a large selection of milk? Why, your parents must be awfully well-off!
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>>10254893
Canada also happens to be a popular place for tourism. Of course, I will make a visit there as well.

>>10254953
I wish I were able to do that, but that would go against my conscience. I am content with waiting for my turn to speak. I'd like to think that listening is more important than speaking most of the time.

>>10254969
Ah, I see. Then, oyasumi!
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>>10254952
>>10254969
>forgot pic, whoops. I really am too tired.
Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
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>>10254969
>He doesn't go to bed at 8:30 in the morning and wake up at 12:30
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>>10254935
Justice? I don't know what motivates people.
>>10254954
I've heard he did some pretty drastic things after smiling too. But whatever.
All I was going to do was point it out, just so you know.
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>>10254937
With all the different types of entertainment and hobbies there is nowadays, people choosing to spend their free time on your game of all the things they could do is pretty humbling. It means they trust your games in making their time worth it more than any other activities, and that trust is what you should strive on fulfilling by making the best code you can possibly make.

>>10254943
Yeah man hosting sure is attention whoring compared to you posting your discord at every end of your posts.
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>>10254989
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>>10254988
Caps. That's what motivates me.
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>>10255002
Money?
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>>10254943
Unless you're getting 48 people adding and talking to you every time you post your Discord, you should shut the fuck up, kid.
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>>10254962
>Alfred smiles at the gift, not being able to thank the deliveryman before he leaves. He's getting presents right on his birthday! July the Fourth is always a good occasion for him.
Green wrapping paper, and a black ribbon... Just like the faceless people that come around here. Or maybe even Youmu? I doubt it, but... Aw! This is really sweet! Thank you, to whoever did it! Your gift will be used appropriately!
>>10254988
What? No! You thinking right AFTER the breakup, not lately-- Man, this was lost in translation.
Alright, I guess I understand. Not much reason to talk to the hero when it's super late out. Is that all you need from me, or...?
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>>10255006
Obviously.
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Goodnight everyone.

My discord is Seth'sWaifuAShit8675309
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>>10254976
That's... Uhh... We drink a lot of milk. My bones are as strong as yours, I tell you! You wouldn't believe how srtong my teeth is as well. Proper care and lots, lots, lots, lots of creamy milk are necessary to achieve such status. You can grab anything you want! Well deserved milk for you, David. So, grab and stuff everything into your suit and skeletic skeletonyo. I will grab a couple as well and let's rush towards the exit but this time... Let's escape from the back.
>Karen grabs milk made out of milk and other boxes, stuffing them into her shorts, somehow. And grabs five cartons of them, two to carry on her pits and other two with her hands. The last one is on top of her head.
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>>10255010
You go through partners almost as quick as you do food.
I don't have much reason to do anything, I'll leave you be if you feel like.
>>10255021
I never got the concept of money that well. Why do people put so much value in to the stuff?
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I can't fucking believe they let someone who doesn't even understand the concept of money pilot a motherfuckering robot.
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>>10255023
Your days are numbered.
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>>10255033
Why teach the concept of money to someone who's sole purpose to to operate a giant robot to kill?
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>>10255027
>the NCR trooper chuckles
I got my reasons. Food, Stimpaks, and ammo.
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>oils up the thread with coconut oil
>throws the thread in a bathtub

Checkmate
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B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A
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>>10255043
Ask the retard writers who made it up.
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>>10255049
>waits for 30 minutes and gets out of the tub

Checkmateu
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>>10255027
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you don't just SAY stuff like that. Admittedly, it's kind of true, but I've only had two in my entire time here (and no, Garma doesn't count)! Dude, I'm not the brightest of people, but that's just rude!
I'll head off for bed since it's a big day tomorrow... I mean, no offense, but I'm really tired, you know? I have a REALLY big day tomorrow! I'll catch you later, okay?
>Alfred mumbles to himself as he leaves, musing over a few things in his head.
"You go through partners as quick as you do food--" Yeah, right. Youmu isn't even officially my partner! She's exaggerating! Ooh, I hope she's alright, though...
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>>10255049
>despite being American I'm able to get out with ease cause I'm not fat or retarded like the girl in the image
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>>10255049
What a silly way to spend thirty minutes in the bathtub. I suppose turning on the water until it overflowed and floating out would be a silly solution only seen in children's cartoons.
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>>10255045
Your military doesn't provide basic supplies for you? What sort of messed-up system is that?
>>10255033
>>10255043
>>10255053
I was made and expected to die in combat anyways. I'm expendable and so is the Qubeley. All it has going for it is all the funnels, it's not very fast or sturdy.
...So basically, the second person has the right idea.
>>10255055
>The clone silently waves, before sitting down on the ground and staring at the sky.
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i love you hanekawa senpai
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>>10255025
>Craig opens up his suit to shove bottles of milk inside of his rib cage and shoves two inside of his mouth. He then buttons his suit back up and shoves in as many bottles into his pockets as he can. It then dawns on him he has more holes he isn't using - his eye sockets. Craig pushes two more bottles inside of his eyes, making for a rather funny sight.
>The skeleton then follows suit with Karen, grabbing four cartons - two for his pits and two for his hands. He can't possibly balance the fifth atop his skull, so he regretfully has to leave it behind. Despite being completely stuffed with milk, he says to Karen...
Creamy milk? It sounds like you're a fan of full cream milk then, or milk with extra dollop. Ha! Your bones can never be as strong as mine if that's the case. I mostly drink high calcium milk, strengthening my bones tenfold.
>Craig is enjoying this too much to think of how hilarious it would be to reveal to Karen that she's just aided him in stealing milk from her fridge. If that's the case, then that must mean he's subconsciously growing fond of Karen.
>"Oi, cunt. She's the one who's broken your bones too many times and smeared your face with mango jelly, among numerous other outrages. Don't warm up to her. Remember your strongest desire: MURDER!"
Ahh...right.
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>>10255077
Oh, I know you do.

>Goes through your bag
>Pulls out a magazine
>Holds it up and shows it to you

It looks familiar... Doesn't it...?
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>>10255093
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>>10255101
It certainly isn't.
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>>10255073
I know it's messed up but the NCR is doing their best for the soliders who are willing to serve for a better Mojave. I mean they give me a standard rifle, a uniform, and some missions that pay well.
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>>10255093
I-I can explain
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>>10255082
Mhm. Yepa yep.
>Karen stares at David and the way he's handling all the cartons of milk. They are ''borrowing'' a good amount of milk but not enough to leave them with nothing. She finds rather confusing the way he stands there without moving in some kind of trance until he eventually says ''Ahh...Right.'' The girl shakes her head a little and walks slowly towards the exit of the fridge.
I can very easily grab a lot more milk but I don't have a suit like you do. So, for now this is what I'll be carrying but you seem to have a lot more. Alright, let's go before Tsukihi notices we're borrowing milk. I don't want to make her mad.
>She doesn't return for her shoes and slowly walks over to the back of the house. Wait, there was a back entrance? Wouldn't have been better to enter from that door and don't have the dog part of the plan? Whatever. She walks over to the exit and kicks the door open because her hands are busy.
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>>10255127
You don't have to, no need. You've probably watching for a while, the urge to let everyone know about your feelings building and building until you gave yourself away and shouted it out to everyone who was able to hear. It's no surprise you would have something like that in your bag.
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>>10255125
Even so...even Zeon took care of me to that extent. We weren't just tossed a weapon and told "good luck, we'll pay you if you survive long enough".
...I wasn't much better off, but still. Food and munitions are the most important things...right?
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How do I write paragraphs long RP? I can never think of anything to write.
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>>10255157
Read the paragraphs and get an idea
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>>10255133
>With every step he takes, his urge to murder rises. Karen's voice is drowned out by the dull clattering of milk bottles reverberating inside of the skeleton's head. It'd be easy - her guard was down when she was around the safe, more friendly "David."
>But the skeleton relents. He just quietly follows Karen's lead, resisting the urge to drop everything he's holding and just pounce on her to tear out her heart. Just as the skeleton is about to give in, light floods into the room as Karen kicks open the door and burns away his desire to kill.
You're an admirable planner. This seems to have gone without a hitch!
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>>10255157
You have to think about doing more than just talking. Express your thoughts, your motions, anything silly that can make something more interesting.

And most important of all, make sure you leave a few points of guidence for the other person so they can address and reply to it easier.
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>>10255157
a million adjectives.
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>>10255157
>You get drunk and you wing it.
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Test
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>>10255157
Are you posting this because of Karen? Ignore her. She's fucking cancer
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>>10255180
It worked.
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>>10255190
Why wouldn't it?
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>>10255189
>he's still furious about it
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>>10255191
Well, you seemed to think it wouldn't if you're posting a test.
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>>10255189
Are you trying to make us laugh when making these retarded posts? It worked on me, at least.
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>>10255180
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>>10255200
Never mind, I thought you were the one doing the test and were celebrating the fact it worked.
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ncr or legion?
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>>10255210
Hey kid. The house always wins.
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NGW
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>>10255164
>The light of the day rest upon them as they make their way out of the house and safely exit the house with the bounty of juicy, creamy and wide variety of milk.
Tch, tch. And I just thought about it in less than a minute. The execution was perfectly done as well. All thanks to you, David. Now you have all the milk you would want in exchange for the information you gave me about Mr.Bones.
>Karen slowly puts the milk on the floor, carefully not dropping the carton on her head before she grabs it and holds it with one hand.
With all this milk you will grow stronger than Mr.Bones. you deserve it of course, unlike him. Make no mistake, David, this will be your payment for the juicy information. We had to do it like this right now because it was all of the sudden! But I'm sure you appreciate it a lot. T-take a sip now, you'll love it! Your bones will absorb the nutrients of the milk.
>Her ponytail is waving thanks to the cold but yet comfy air. The sun is coming down for a nice sunset, turning the whole scenery to a cozy orange color.
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>>10255236
What the fuck is this shit game?
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>>10255264
Guilty Gear, brah
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>>10255287
Why is the guy on the left so OP?
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>>10255236
>filename
Clever.
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>>10255296
because he's a snooker champion and top tier
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>>10255287
I'm gay for Bridget
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Once every 216 years a soul who holds a crimson behelit and sacrifices the one he or she holds dear becomes a god. It's that time again and now I sacrifice 24 of you.
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>>10255317
Literally me
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>>10255317
David

>>10255259
>Craig, very gingerly, sets both cartons of milk down on the ground. He grits is teeth as he hears bottles bashing together, but lets out a deep sigh of relief after safely placing all four cartons down on the ground.
Ah, the information I gave you was in no way deserving of such a bountiful reward. I thank you dearly, Karen.
>Craig bows deeply to show his appreciation for Karen, the two bottles of milk stuck in his eye sockets sliding out and smashing into the ground. Craig simply stares at the ground as milk splashes against his pants, but quickly breaks out into a fit of laughter.
What's two bottles to the fifteen hundred I've been given today? I better help myself to a drink before any more mishaps happen, though!
>Craig grabs the bottle of milk lodged inside of his skull and pulls it out, twisting off the lid and bringing the bottle to his mouth. He gulps it all down with one drink, the liquid immediately being absorbed into his bones instead of spilling out, like all other liquids do.
Ahhh, it's made all the more sweeter by our great victory today.

>>10255300
Maybe for a dumb horse, but it's very obvious that it refers to a snooker player. I don't blame you though, horse brains aren't nearly as developed as any other brain.
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>>10255317
Mitch
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>>10255317
Mikun
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>>10255317
Urotsuki
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>>10255317

Brownie
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>>10255317
Rika
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>>10255317
Guard
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>>10255317
Tsubasa Hanekawa
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>>10255317
Araragi Karen
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>>10255317
Ursula Callistis
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>>10255317
Lord Beerus
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>>10255317
Ririchiyo
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>>10255317
Gnome Child
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>>10255317
Eggman-kun
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>>10255317
Franziska von Karma
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>>10255317
Seiga Kaku
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>>10255317
Bellona
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>>10255317
Ava Ire
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>>10255317
Captain Luna
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>>10255343
Hi!
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>>10255317
Anarchy Panty
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>>10255365
Greetings, stranger.
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24 is enough but 36 is great
11 more sacrifices please
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>>10255317

Anime Remover Harman
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>>10255379
Glad to see you still check these threads.
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>>10255384
Yotsugi Ononoki
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>>10255324
>She gasps as the bottles break and it splashes his expensive pants and her sock covered feet. A corcened expression quickly catches up to her before she looks at David laughing a little and she simply leans forward, rubbing the back of her head with a goofy smile. She's happy to see when he finally drinks a bottle of milk and how much he's enjoying it.
Great! It's all yours now. You can taste the victory until the last drop of milk. It's all yours. More than well deserved. You owe me nothing, remember, not a cent. Justice will be served and that's all I want.
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>>10255384
Nire
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>>10255384
Oshino Shinobu
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>>10255384
Sliver Queen
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>>10255384
Twiss
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>>10255384
Hachikuji Mayoi
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>>10255384
Arashi
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>>10255384
COLDSTEEL
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Fubuki
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>>10255384
HOSHIT REMOVER
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>>10255388
Hmm? I may be too busy at times to attend, but I'm never too far away.
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>>10255384
Catherine
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Hmm... 36 doesn't seem to be enough for the Apostles... let's go for 48. Don't worry, your lives won't go in vain.
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>>10255408
I see, then!
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>>10255420
Kuga
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>>10255420
Pizza
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>>10255420
Shinoa
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>>10255420
the Ghost
>inb4 pranked
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>>10255420
Lord of Darkness
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>>10255420
Fujibayashi Kyou
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>>10255420

>hosting a 48 during dead hours

Fuck it, this is bait.
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A Spooky Ghost
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>>10255420
C.C.
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>>10255394
>"Justice will be served using that terrible information I gave you? Nah! I can really use this role to my advantage, and not just to screw with her head. It gives me ideas. Also, I stained David's shitty pants. Extra nice."
Yes, let us drink to justice!
>Craig takes another swig of milk, enjoying it greatly. Milk laced with the sweet taste of his deceit and trickery, not just victory.
Ah, do you have some sort of catchphrase? When I was a young lad, before I turned undead, I used to read comic books. The heroes would always have some sort of catchphrase they would use before pummeling a villain. I think that would be a cute thing to do.
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>>10255420
Asakura Ryoko
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>>10255420
THE DEW GOD
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>>10255420
this thread
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>>10255420
Tsunashi Takuto
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>>10255420
Natani
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Hmm... 48 doesn't seem to be enough for my autisn... let's go for 60. Don't worry, your lives won't go in vain.
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>>10255420
YOUR END
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>>10255420
Smooth Criminal
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In case that entry is as b8, we need to Gtfo out of here and leave this autism behind. If the host is really hosting, we'll get the roster next thread.
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>>10255420
Minecraft Youtubers
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