HG
>>10249767
Does that mean I'm interesting enough to fight with you? You seem rather strong i'd say.
hey
Day 1.
Seems they've already caught on to the monkey.
No, thats gay.
Gee, I wonder why, Ty.
The picture seems to match her death.
Classic Johnny.
>>10249796
What? Where did the little robot run off to?
>>10249856
Utterly useless and primitive, I'll just stick with my fists.
>>10249856
I can't get enough of books, after all.
>>10249856
Rape is a strong word okay.
Let's use the term "Physically Persuasive". Besides, it was just ERP.
>>10249696
>>10249698
Certainly feelin' the love tonight. I'll dedicate this victory to both of you when I win.
>>10249796
Let's see here. The map says we're supposed to go for three miles and a click and we're there.
>She responds to herself in a louder voice as if she was talking to someone.
Okay! Just onnnnne thing. How long is a mile? Wait, two things! What's a click?
Oh boy.
>>10249851
We'll have to see about that. Go and show me what you're made of while I try to find where they hid the sake around here.
>>10249737
Well I still appreciate it. It ain't every day somethin like this happens ya know. But heck, I'm a king so this should be expected regardless.
>He looks at the girl he's been talking to this entire time, only just now noticing that something looks a little... Off.
Say, is there something wrong with your... Chest area? It seems kinda boney. Are you another one of 'em undead people? I've been havin to deal with those kinds of people a lot lately it seems.
>>10249856
>Slumps over on the log he's been sitting on this time while listening to the lecture.
Gee teach, this stuff sure is exciiiiitttiiiing...
>>10249851
You seem rather cold tonight, need to borrow my jacket, kid?
>>10249856
>Ahri kneels next to the girl to inspect her before looking to the flowers.
Poor girl... These flowers shouldn't be here anyway.
>She rises quickly from the bloom that attempts to reach for her. Ahri hisses lightly at it, despite the lack of an effect it has on the plant.
The weird events have began to show up.
>>10249853
Howdy. Don't remember seeing you here before. Loving the shades.
>>10249927
UH THAT WAS NOT INTENTIONAL
>>10249856
Th-this has never happened to me. Could it be a side effect of the Skull Heart, or some disease I'm too numb to notice?
>>10249903
Yes, I'm afraid I am, in a sense, "undead", though more in a physical state than being actually dead.
>>10249856
>She has a flair for the macabre, but surely the lone mercenary isn't behind the slew of lives quietly swept away in the night
>>10249936
>No because it's these fucking werewolves instead
>>10249929
Thanks, momma. You've got a slick pair yourself, if I say so myself.
>>10249796
>As Garnet walks towards the gardens, a strange swirling blue portal was in the middle of it.
("I'm being followed... so I might as well take my chances.")
>As she step on the blue portal, she began to spin around and around, feeling nauseous as she felt her body being separated into small individual blue sparkles.
>>10249936
What are those creatures? A-are they combining?
No matter, kameha-
>>10249902
>And the next thing she does is run to the arena. After a couple of hours with no sight of her, the dead body of Karen appears. What a nice way to show the cat lady what she's made of.
>>10249922
S-shuush!
>Karen frowns and bites down on a oreo cookie while looking at Johnny.
Well, today I learned a lot of these girls have things they're not supposed to have.
Did I want to learn is the question.
>>10249936
This is rather strange, even unsettling to a degree. Did someone forget to clean their shoes after coming back from the outside?
>>10249936
Too bad. I thought she could kill those werewolves. Shouldn't have joined, I guess.
>>10249977
MAIDS ARE STEALING MY SLIDES
I summon _____
>>10249995
I wonder why would someone attack animals without reason, though she may be an animal herself, looking at her features.
>>10249995
You'd just obey any requests, huh? Have some self-respect.
>>10249995
>all the female avas have a dick
Good thing I swapped out my ava
>>10249856
>>10249903
CC:Oh shut up, peon! don't interrupt me while i'm talking! Hmmm... where was I. Syrma, do you know w-
>S: Zzzz...
CC: OH C'MON!
>>10249995
CC: Boring. where is the people?!
S: I don't know, maybe doing people stuff?
CC: Who cares! I want them to stop doing "people stuff" and become my peons!
>>10249944
I ain't sure what any of that means, but ya ain't gonna go back and betray me are ya? I've been gettin sick of that happenin with me and my pals lately ya know.
I want to fondle ______'s ass
So this is why this code isnt used often.
What type of hunter is that.
It's probably your daughters.
Damn DDD.
>>10250042
KREN
>>10249995
renaming code to the horror house of succ
>>10250045
Someone needs to replace the lightbulb.
>>10250045
>Johnny walks to the restroom, as he feels something wet in his shoulder.
>He wipes it off with his hands, that are now red.
>He looks up as a shower of blood rains on him
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10250045
Suddenly? That's bloody barmy. I've had it the entire time!
>>10249958
You know it. Never let anyone tell flattery got you nowhere.
>She readjusts them with a chuckle, a shine coming from them.
Hope you don't mind if I ask something. What're you doing here in the neck of these woods? Don't get many types like you around.
>>10250045
>those faces
>>10250039
In general words, I might not be dead, but my body looks like if I were.
I have no reason to turn my back on you, specially considering I helped you get out of the predicament you were in.
>>10250045
What... is this? I can't even see my opponent! I won't... leave... without a... fight...
>>10250072
Enjoy the HIV
Your singing is too high.
Mnky bizness is gonna have a hard time clearing this up.
>>10250049
This.
>>10250045
>S: ...
CC: Hey, what did you see?
>S: ...
CC: Why are you so quiet? tell me, or at least let me see!
>S: Y-You shouldn't see it, chouchers...
CC: Why not? Wait... were are you going? you still have me on top of your head you know? you are taking me very far away from the door! stop!
>>10250077
Eh, decided to take a road trip, away from the city. Too many shallow people to deal with, got tired of that.
But you looked pretty interesting, mama. Say, why is that you're purple?
Peace skip, and we've made it to the feast!
Lot's of the usual.
>>10250103
>>10250089
Almost spat out my water.
>>10250107
>The falling light fixture doesn't kill her right away, leaving the kitsune with a horrible, ragged wheeze of pained breath.
A-aow... I... deserve..
>She coughs a couple of times, spitting up a pretty good amount of blood.
This...
>>10250107
Ahri? A-Are you okay under there? S-Say something!
>Paya tries to move the chandler off the fox woman, but she's not strong enough to even make it budge
>>10250150
Oh, so I'm the "Feast".
>>10250150
>Karen giggles looking at the results of the arena regarding Johnny's participation. It seems like the Spooky Beast who eats oreos found the oreos hidden in Johnny's pockets.
>>10250150
What a cheap tactic. And a bit gross, too.
>>10250150
DDD what the fuck
>>10250177
what's wrong
he's a penguin
>>10250155
>pets
Is it a book on degeneracy by any chance.
Again, DDD? :^)
Take off the gas mask, youll probably play better.
>>10250197
STOP THAT
Alright, it's almost over. Lets speed it up.
>>10250153
>walks up to the dieing Ahri and proceeds to lean down and give them an ear scritch
You've done well. May you go in fluffy peace.
>the anon offers a prayer for the fallen kitsune before getting up and continueing on his journey.
>>10250038
>He falls over off the log he was sitting on and onto the ground and flat out falls asleep.
>Loud snoring can be heard as his mouth his slightly open and his leg is twitching.
>>10250091
Man, if ya say so. I appreciate it as I said before. Sounds confusing with the state your in though. I ain't too keen on that. But I guess it ain't mattering too much now does it?
>>10250150
>>10250177
Is something the matter? I ain't judging ya for what ya eat, and food is food.
>>10250089
>>10250103
>Ebic, I like it.
>Sorry I had to restart my computer.
>>10250190
>Paya grabs the Anon's hand after the pet, and moves it towards his side. Her face becomes a slight-pinkish color
P-Please, Anon.
I'm sure it's not just the butler saying that.
Oh wow, that's how you roll, huh.
>>10250246
>runs away crying
>>10250223
>Hides under the blanket in his room.
>There is an incredibly large and round body now under the blankets in plain sight.
>>10250251
You're coming with me buddy.
>>10250251
>Lana's mom is into maids
HOT
O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
>>10249936
Huuh? Since when does lightning make a sound?
>>10250145
Nothin' wrong with that. Meeting new people can be very interesting. You see. I would tell ya, but I don't think you can handle it.
>>10250232
It really doesn't matter much. I'm afraid that there's not much that can be done for me in the state I am, so I try to make the best of my time left in here.
Phew, I was scared it was gonna was win.
This mom is fucking odd.
>>10250271
>tfw everyone's gonna be celebrating 3 hours earlier than me
>>10250252
N-No! I-I didn't mean it to be mean to be so harsh.
>Paya reaches out towards the Anon to try and stop him from running, but it seems like she did it too late
>>10250293
>tfw celebrating it a whole day before everyone
>>10250232
CC: YOU TOO?!
>S: W-What's with all the noise, chouchers?
CC:Syrma, quick! use your weapon to slice this penguin into pieces!
>S: But he's just sleeping
CC: He's sleeping while i'm telling the best story ever! and you did too but i'm sparing your life for being my peon
you and me both desu
>>10250271
>>10250283
every time you jam it in.
>>10250288
Come on, momma. If I can lift 5 plates on a regular Sunday morning, I can definitely handle your story.
NO I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU
Anyway, we got a winner coming up.
Place 'em.
>>10250223
Knock knock, any bloke home?
>>10250262
Looks like it.
>Foster saunters over to the lump under the bed and taps it on what he determines is its shoulder.
'Ey governor, you're a bit knackered, aren't ya?
I'll lick your butt if you lick mine :3
>>10250326
The fun mother has this in the bag.
Annnnndddddddd it's over.
>>10250346
Sign me right the fuck up.
Hey, you won.
This
>>10250325
If you say so. But I still say you're wrong.
>She removes her shades, exposing the three eyes she was hiding.
I got an eye for these kinds of guesses.
>>10250372
Don't know why but I think he's got a future in painting. Good job. Thanks for hosting.
aND THAT
>>10250251
>>10250293
Ya tell me to behave and now ya aren't even gonna respond to me? What kinda service are ya pullin here? Especially for a king such as myself?
>>10250292
Ya can probably say that about anyone now. Well, except for me. I'm sure my greatness will live on in tales passed down in my kingdom.
It's always nice to see nicer undeads and not undeads trying to get revenge.
>>10250304
>He opens his eyes ever so slightly, letting out a huge groan before sleepily yelling. It's not that loud as he's just waking up and very clearly tired, but you can tell in the tone in his voice he's trying to yell.
Can you... Like maybe, shut up...?
>>10250326
>Falls to the ground and fucking dies.
>>10250339
>He shuffles a bit under the covers, visibly shaking.
NOOOOOOOOOO! GO AWAY!
>>10250372
>>10250379
>Thanks for hosting.
>>10250350
So close to that back to back win
>>10250372
Heil.
Thanks for hosting
>>10250379
Thanks a bunch.
>>10250380
>Johnny screams in horror before passing out on the ground
>He is completely unresponsive.
csgo rank?
>>10250372
Congrats.
>>10250379
Thanks for the game.
>>10250389
Thank you for hosting and congratulations.
>>10250398
Shoulda listen to me.
>Putting them back on, she stands over his unconscious body. Waving her hand back and forth over his face.
Yello? You still here?
>>10250379
>>10250372
>>10250389
Congrato Lana's mother. Thank you for the show, gAsgocm.
>>10250372
Congratulations.
>>10250379
Thank you for hosting.
>>10250414
MG1
Can't rank up because of ruskis and brainless players
I love Fall Out Boy :-)
Alright yanks, name me the most murrican food possible and il eat it in celebration of muh freedoms day. In return, you have to eat a pot noodle.
>>10250372
Oh, bugger, is he back from the grave? Shite. Dig up Churchill and let 'im deal with it.
>>10250379
This is a right good game for the Foster, innit? Cheers, mate.
>>10250390
Never known my sheets to chin wag up a storm. Let's see who you are, eh?
>Foster rips off the covers to reveal a very, very fat pengueagle.
Gah! What the bloody hell are you?!
>>10250414
>Somewhere in Nova before I stopped giving a shit and let it decay.
>>10250455
I didn't win, dear.
Using only pictures, describe how you're feeling.
Hardmode: dont use pictures of your avas
>>10250502
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250372
Congratulations.
>>10250379
Thank you very much for the chance.
>>10250390
Don't worry. The only people I would seek vengeance against appear to be missing from this place.
Excuse me, but it appears I have something else to do. I hope we can talk to each other again. Until then, take care of yourself and your people.
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250507
O-oh. S-sorry. I was thinking about other stuff while looking at the scores. At least you know I was rooting for you.
>>10250379
C-Congrats to the winner, and thank you for hosting.
>>10250508
Why is that hardmode? Anybody on 4chan for more than a month should have plenty of reaction images saved up
>>10250571
>The Unclit
I-In my clit
>>10250571
Oh God
Please don't remind me
>>10250508
>>10250516
Hiya, love. Havin' a dekko my way, are ya?
>>10250495
>A burger, 3 patties, put some bacon and cheese on it. Some chips on it too.
>wrap the whole thing in bacon, and deep fry it.
>then when it's all done, throw an ice cream scoop on it.
>actually don't eat that, you'll probably die.
>>10250502
>>10250555
>>10250583
>thanks for being here too.
>>10250508
Hnng
Buncha sadsacks in this community, aren't there? Must be the shackles of flesh. I feel so sorry for you all.
>>10250508
>Just ate a nice dinner meal
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250620
Don't know about you, Mr.Bones but I feel perfectly fine.
>>10250508
boop
>>10250372
>>10250379
CC: Thanks for hosting and blah blah blah!
>>10250390
>S: Oh, i'm sorry for waking you up mister penguin
>Apparently one of girls that were talking comes closer to the penguin
CC: Hey syrma, don't get too close to him! I don't want too see his ugly face!
>S: Shut up for a moment chouchers, I think we did something bad
CC: YOU AREN'T TELLING ME WHAT T-
>The bigger girl covers the tiny girl's mouth with her hand
>S: Can I do something for you?
>>10250620
Yeah. It's really that whole living deal that's getting me down. I suppose there are ways around that though.
>>10250508
>>10250508
I just saw two baby raccoons on my back porch trying to eat the cat food and they were freaking adorable.
>>10250602
Hum?
Oh. Right. I guess I'm staring a little too hard... Sorry. I'm having the weirdest pangs of deja vu
>>10250620
Wouldn't say that. They just need to find the right one. We'll be seeing smiles in no time when they do.
>>10250640
Oh, really? Actually that makes me feel a little bit sad. Count me in with you fellas.
>>10250508
My mood has worsened, I'm sympathising with you guys now.
>>10250653
I'd advocate your suicide but
1. That's illegal
2. It's not guaranteed that you turn into a skeleton, you might turn into a ghost/zombie and
3. If you become anything other than a skeleton you may as well kill yourself again
>>10250686
Without getting into it. You technically can't advocate for it, but you could always say you tried.
To help I mean.
I really do hope you cheer up. No one deserves to suffer. You haven't done anything wrong.
>>10250608
>Fucks
>>10250685
You mean another flesh suit to help cheer 'em up on those lonely nights? I guess they can try that, but it's a bit of a struggle ain't it? And even when ya find somebody, it might not be the right one. Then you're just left feeling sad again.
Nah, it's better to just die and not feel anything. I am completely empty inside and therefore cannot feel a thing. It's better that way!
>>10250711
Hey, why are you tellin' me to cheer up? You're the one contemplating the final solution (although, of course, not so final if you become an undead). I'm just being melodramatic, once the kid goes to sleep I'll be feeling better.
>>10250502
>He gets up from the bed and shoves the stranger away.
What does it look like!? I'm a bird! A bird of royalty! And why are you in my house to begin with!?
>>10250555
See you later Marie. It was nice chatting up with ya.
>>10250652
>He rolls over onto his stomach, still hazy.
I dunno... A nice place to rest would be nice besides this forest floor.
This ain't fit for a king. Why are there two voices now? What's happenin'?
>>10250508
>>10250686
Aww, why? You should he happy, Mr.Bones. Your skeletonyo magico is clean and you're here ''alive'' in your skeletal form. Are you drinking orange juice?
>>10250753
>S: there's no voices, you... are dreaming! we never existed. wooooh
CC: What are you doing syrm- AAH!
>Suddenly they are gone
>>10250747
That's good to know. I'm glad you'll feel better.
Without getting into it, Once you've thought like this roughly every other day for... 13 years or so, it kind of just becomes the norm.
Suppose I should head to bed before I make a decision I wouldn't exactly get to regret. Night HG. Sleep well and take care of yourselves.
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250508
>>10250747
Quite the pessimist. Or maybe you just need someone yourself. The struggle's worth it. But what do I know? I got real lucky myself.
>>10250508
>>10250608
aaahhhnngg
<3
>>10250776
Why? Because you're standing here in front of me with that dumbass smile on your face, as if to say "Look at me! I'm Karen, and I'm still alive and smiling because you haven't taken over the world yet!"
>The skeleton puts on an incredibly dumb voice when imitating Karen, of course.
I don't need that reminder staring me in the eyes. So why don't you turn that smile upside down?
>>10250785
This is all very alarming. I'd be all for it but you might not become a skeleton, you should talk to the experts about these things. A therapist or something. Goodnight!
>>10250825
Exactly, what do you know? You just admitted yourself that you got lucky. For the average person luck doesn't come like that. No, they're better off trying to become a skeleton.
>>10250608
>>10250840
んんん~
>>10250677
Deja vu, eh? Can't say I've met a cracking lass that looked like you before, but I'm right jammy to meet you now. Don't doubt there's more blokes like me out there, but none as savvy as the ol' Foster!
>>10250753
>Foster throws the sheets in the corner and looks bewilderedly at the bird
If I chatted someone up and told 'im about a talking bird, they'd call me off my trolley. And they'd be right!
>He throws his hands up in the air.
This isn't a bloody house, this is a mansion: a right naff one at that! Could stand a lil' fixer-upper, yea?
>>10250608
>>10250840
>>10250881
>>10250851
>Karen looks at Mr.Bones as he does a poorly imitation of her. If anything it makes her giggle a little. To follow his wishes, and to maybe see him happy instead of being sad, Karen bends her body enough to put her hands on the floor. With a bit of leverage with her feet, her legs are suspended into the air and she assumes a handstand.
There you go, Mr.Bones. Now my smile is upside down and by your angle I'm sad. Aww... Look at me, sad Karen from another dimension. I only hope I had a marshmallow or mango jelly to eat but I have none.
>>10250608
>>10250840
>>10250881
>>10250910
>inks
>>10250920
>>10250910
>>10250881
>>10250840
>>10250608
Post favorite winscreens.
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10250851
>Standing completely still for a few moments, she bursts out into laughter. Lifting off her glasses to wipe her eye.
Ohho, I see how it is! Can't be friends with the fleshies, so you try to make them kill themselves so you can get some. Pretty cute if you ask me.
>>10250608
>>10250840
>>10250881
>>10250910
>>10250920
>>10250927
Lana's mom a cute.
>>10250984
That's my mom
>>10250928
This one.
>>10250928
>>10250508
>>10250914
>The skeleton's face trembles slightly, trying to suppress the urge to smile at Karen's antics. It's a well-known fact that every skeleton is a fan of silly antics.
>Eventually a smile breaks out on his face, but he's not aware of it. Staring down at Karen with folded arms, he says...
That ain't funny.
>>10250977
What? N-no! That's totally...retarded. I already have skeleton friends, thank you very much! I got...
>The skeleton counts with his fingers how many friends he has. He stops at two. He then shakes his head and mutters "oh yeah, I stole his milk" and quickly closes both fingers.A
Alright, I've got no friends. But that totally isn't why I want to see more skeletons. It's for a more sinister, evil reason fitting somebody as bad to the bone as I am.
>>10250928
>
>>10250928
>implying I have one
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10250928
This cheapskate hasn't paid me my dues! Does this look like a moving winscreen to you?!
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10250928
I have not won yet. That will change soon.
>>10251090
>>10251045
Guess it is up to me. I'll need about 24 of you to get started.
>>10250928
>>10250928
>>10251115
Grey Fifty-Nine
>>10251115
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>10251115
Ibara Shiozaki
>>10251115
Classic Ocelot Skin
>>10251115
Ridley
>>10251115
Ink Boss
>>10251115
Oshino Shinobu
>>10251115
Elias Ainsworth
>>10251115
Taranee Cook
>>10251115
Phoenix Wright Craig
>>10251115
Johnny
>>10251115
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10251115
Karula
>>10251115
Suzi
>>10251115
Pervy Sage
>>10251115
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>10251115
Ryougi Shiki
>>10251115
Gascoigne
>>10251115
Mr. Foster
I'm seriously considering picking up Neo Cortex because of the N-Sane Trilogy.
Should I go for it HG?
>>10251115
Expand Dong
>>10251031
>She notices the gentle smile of Mr.Bones but doesn't mention it in risk of ruining the sight of it. Though she keeps her handstand.
Of course it isn't! I'm sad right now but if I stop my handstand, I'll be happy again. Happy. Sad. Happy. Sad. Honestly I prefer using a handstand. My legs flail very comfortably on the air and I feel like I'm on top of the world! As weird as it sounds. My only complain is that my ponytail can get in the way.
>>10251115
Agrias Oaks
>>10251031
No need to hide your true feelings, kid. No one ain't gonna laugh at you for feeling that way. Maybe you can get a nice girl skeleton soon.
>>10251115
Lum!
>>10251115
King Dedede
>>10251115
Araragi Karen
>>10251115
Lana's mother
>>10251163
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
>>10251115
Froze
>your winscreens aren't anyone's favorite
>>10251115
A snek
>>10251115
Vinny
>>10251200
sanake
>>10251115
Best Mom
>>10251115
Garnet
>>10251196
>Shrugs
Saw this coming so you guys keep on coming. Five more.
>>10251163
>
>>10251115
Saitama
>>10250928
>>10251115
Arashi
>>10251115
Mikun
>>10251186
>>10251223
Lana's mom > You
>>10251115
Lanshi
>>10251163
If you Cortex Im going to Coco.
>>10251115
Ranma Saotome
>>10251223
Not even the best mom in this thread
>>10251253
Lana's mom is best mom.
>>10251253
i love you too anon.
>>10251115
Oshino Meme
>>10251168
>The skeleton quickly catches onto her shenanigans and frowns, although not in anger - just confusion.
Oi, it's obvious what you're doing here. Why are you trying so hard to make me happy? We're enemies. A constant stream of pure, unrelenting hate is the only thing we're allowed to project to each other.
>>10251172
Kid? I can guarantee that I've maybe probably been around much longer than you. I remember when humans were still fighting wars in suits of armour and atop horses.
>The skeleton lies. He doesn't really remember a time like that ever happening.
And I'm not hiding anything. It's all the truth. I'm building a giant undead army and I'm gonna take over this world and shape it in my image. It'll be a hit!
Been hit with the creativity stick a few times. May mean something good in the future. Anyway, check this out.
>>10251115
Goddess Ilias
>>10251287
Get on with it.
>>10251287
Oh wow, I actually managed to squeeze in.
Looks fine, let's just get going.
>>10251287
Right good, eh? I'm feelin' knackered so let's make this last one the dog's bollocks.
>>10251287
Okay, here we go, lets win, yada yada
>>10251287
I'm going to take this one for sure!
>>10251287
Lookin' good
>>10251262
Woah
>>10251287
Hmm, maybe this entry picture would've been better. Oh well! It is what it is.
>>10251262
Now I want to see Cortex fucking Coco in Crash's house while he goes hunting for cristals
>>10251287
Alright, alright. Let's not rush too fast now. You may just pay for it.
Good luck.
>>10251115
Miaya gekkogahara
>>10251287
>Hanekawa waits early in front of the Arena gates to enter.
>>10251351
WELL THAT'S JUST LOVELY, ISN'T IT?
>>10251351
It's taking a lot of my patience to deal with all of this noise in this cramped space...
>Hanekawa puts on her headphones
Maybe I'll be rich enough to fly first class one day. That'll be the life.
>She tries to go to sleep
>>10251351
Any of you guys wanna help a skeleton out and let him crash at your place? Please. I don't want to be homeless bones.
>>10251351
Ah shit. Did I really forget my duffel bag? Well, at least I still have my deagle.
>>10251351
My mommy used to say I was special...
Heck yes she was right! I'm amazing!
I want to marry Lana's mom and raise her kids as my own.
>>10251351
This is much better than tiring myself out through swimming.
>>10251285
>Karen uses her same hands to impulse herself into the air in a rather unrealistic way. She spins in the air a couple of times before landing in front of Mr.Bones. Straight as an arrow with both of her hands placed on her hips.
I never said I wanted to make you happy, Mr.Bones. I know you have no heart and no brain. So, trying to make happy or sad would be a waste of time. You need to have flesh to be able to feel emotions and convey them. All you can do is scribble stuff on your skull to make it appear as you are sad, angry or happy. Skeletonyo magico isn't enough for that. Don't mistake my actions with that, Mr.Bones, I hate you. Very much so. As much as I hate injustice.
>>10251351
>She runs away from the center of the arena, like always. But this time Karen climbs a tree and waits there for the others participants to pass by.
>>10251351
Hey! That asshol--...
>Ranma shuffles around in his other pocket for a minute, and digs out his credit card. Wait...why was it in his pocket instead of his wal--OH THAT'S RIGHT! He must've bought something and forgot to slip it back in.
Huh...well that's what I call luck.
>>10251351
Sorry if you was expecting any words of wisdom, but I had to make a small change.
>>10251404
cuck
Any advice on breaking out a new ava? I have a decent folder I think (62 or so images), but how would you suggest I actually start using it?
>>10251351
How could I have been so absentminded? This is worse than falling in battle!
>>10251446
Don't introduce it before a game, every ava has to start in a game. Then you just have to reply to slides and try to interact with other avas and that should go pretty smoothly
>>10251425
Hello, strange purple man. Have you see someone with huge wings like yours and same face but without clothes? I want to punch him but he doesn't let me.
>Karen stares at the mannequin without receiving a response back and simply walks away
>>10251414
Oh, good!
>The skeleton claps his hands together, grinning madly.
I was beginning to think you weren't taking me seriously. And obviously you're wrong on the emotions part, because I get pissed whenever I see your face and feel happy whenever you're not around. I also feel happy hearing you admit that you hate me so much! Hate breeds more hate, Karen. In the hate-filled society that I'm creating you'll be an excellent tool! Up until I lock you up in the shed for good, of course.
>>10251425
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>The skeleton disassembles himself to slide into the sewer-drain easier in search of his keys.
>>10251425
>Suzi, Tsubasa, and Johnny hit the road after a successful heist
>Suddenly Johnny remembers something
Hey, Suzi! Pass me the radio! Thanks.
-Ahem-. "Bananas".
>Just like that, Johnny throws the radio out the window.
>>10251446
Just enter them into a game.
>>10251425
Your name is now Kujo, and you will be helping me track my fellow tributes.
>>10251446
Greeting post or join a game and reply to slides.
>>10251434
A compromise I'm willing to make as long as I can plow Lana's mom.
>>10251446
Just enter a game and use it.
>>10251425
Now I wouldn't say she is best mom. That title's reserved for me. But she is a responsible mom.
Haven't you ever heard of Winners don't do Drugs? Sometimes they kill you, other times they kill others.
>>10251500
>greeting post
or how to get shitposted straight from the beginning
>>10251465
>>10251493
>>10251500
>>10251511
Got it, just wasn't totally sure if a greeting post was completely accepted. Thanks!
>>10251417
>Taranee walks down the street scratching her head in confusion with the wallet of the boy she mistakenly ran into earlier
Hmm, odd. I remember running into this guy and all of a sudden I have his wallet. Weird.
>>10251425
Hmm, not my ideal choice to have lunch b-but, It's nice nonetheless.
>>10251513
>>10251425
That's the kind of damage only a pence could cause, yea? How squiffy. Could'a given it to me the normal way n'saved us both some aggro.
>>10251522
Shitposting shouldn't be an actual reason not to make a greeting post and if you let it scare you off from doing one you're a cuck.
>>10251434
>having step kids makes you a cuck
yeah whatever kamina
>>10251561
fuck u
>>10251565
Because it does make you a cuck. You're working hard to feed another man's grown up cum.
>>10251565
Cuck.
>>10251570
W-Wow...where did that come from?
>>10251522
Newfags are cancer to begin with and deserve to be shitposted on sight
>>10251588
>t. oldfag no one cares about anymore
>>10251581
>>10251587
hope you fags never have kids lmao
>>10251513
Not sure what a Dragoon is, but it's looks pretty important.
Love is different for all kinds of people. Hope they make it work.
Otherwise a peaceful day from what I see.
>>10251588
dubs of truth
>>10251513
Anyways, here's Wonderwall.
>The skeleton breaks off a couple of ribs and plays a xylophone version of Wonderwall using his own bones.
>>10251588
>Implying HG doesn't need newfags
>Implying it wouldn't get stale with hoshi's 20 gorillion avas.
>>10251605
Kek, fuck you. I might have kids with Kamina just to spite you.
>>10251619
But you're both men. How is that even possible?
>>10251581
true af
>>10251609
I'm only buying these because my landlord told me to. He told me that this was the last time he would be using.
But in all honesty, this is to get him to stop asking me for the rent I already paid. Make it lethal.
>>10251609
A garden... in the sewers. Those are some flowers I definitely won't be smelling any time soon.
I came to bump the UID....And to tell you guys that you're all being r00d d00ds.
>>10251605
>has sex with a really hot chick
>impregnates her and leaves her
>You raise my ballsack fluid because the girl is really hot
Thanks cuck
>>10251425
Step right up! Just a few spare coins is all it costs for a wonderful painting of you or your loved one!
>>10251513
I don't even know you, why do you have such images?
>>10251609
Could I get my clothes back? Yours are a bit tight in the chest.
>>10251627
>Hoshi(female) begs to differ.
I'll RP so hard it'll bring an actual baby into existence.
>>10251641
Everybody listen to this swell fella. He speaks the truth
>>10251647
>have sex with a really hot chick
>you
lost
>>10251650
That's still a boy though. Boys can look feminine
>>10251485
Uhmm...
>Karen tilts her head and rubs one of her cheeks, thinking about what he just said. Hate breeds more hate. He gets pissed whenever he can see her happy face. Her face changes from sad or neutral Karen to happy Karen. Showing her teeth to him with a proud and confident expression.
But there's always a reason to be happy. I can't be unhappy or sad, Mr.Bones. This is my flaming Justice. And don't think I simply hate you for the sake of hating you. I hate you because I know you're a sad skeletal who needs to be happy of seeing others happy istead of being happy when others are sad.
>And once again Karen starts rambling about nonsense until she salutes Mr.Bones, like a soldier.
Justice will chase you and take you down, Mr.Bones. You'll feel relieved when it finally happens and you'll be able to rest in peace.
For host
>>10251662
>>10251662
>>10251662