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Post and discuss your favorite furry dickgirls, herms, shemales and futas.
Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.
Pastebins of stories from previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/3z4vigAh
http://pastebin.com/XiCRXakL (Updated)
I updated the list with two new stories from a fellow anon
Beach Rats
https://pastebin.com/UDsjBRAH
Sex Ed
https://pastebin.com/2pzHkj55
Guy was asking for feedback and hasn't really gotten any
Also bumpfag knocked the thread off again
anyone know the name of the oc in pic related?
or better yet just link it on e6
There really isn't much of the OC
>>10243863
u-unf, I'd love for her to fuck me~
>>10244376
looks yummy, I agree.
Anyone here play TiTS or CoC?
>>10244676
If ya don't, try them! They're fun and fappable.
>>10244709
So, eh, /trash/ is kinda slow? First-time poster here, so I dunno.
>>10242802
So went to the irc for a chat and got his posts removed, so hopefully we don't see him again for 3 days
>>10244893
We just had our thread killed off by some faggot
I'll take a while for people to return, but yes normally it's rather slow unless there's some conversation/argument going on
>>10244938
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know. I thought the talk of the thread dying was just about the last one ending "naturally".
Assuming the last thread was the one last night, then my bad for over-bumping it.
>>10245652
It's not you, we had another thread but bumpfag killed the thread in 45 minutes
Might as well show off my shitty OCs again while I'm around.
So how does bumping kill a thread? I don't quite get that
>>10248108
If you're in a thread it doesn't, it helps keep it current by moving that thread to the beginning of the catalog.
When you are spam-creating new threads with ambiguous titles and themes in order to "bump" slower threads off the catalog, you are the bumpfag and should neck yourself.
>>10248108
When someone bumps 20-40 threads to get yours to the bottom so he can kill it with a quick thread spam
The mods are going to look into it now but people have to report his nonsense if we want this shit to stop
>>10248284
Oh okay, didn't think about it that way
>>10249813
can you stop posting this fucking picture it's been in the last 40 threads and everyone complains about them, and I agree with them
>>10249854
Actually it's only been in the one before the previous thread, and there was no shit involved with it
You may be confusing other threads
>>10249854
If I ignore the center characters head, I actually enjoy that image.
>>10250821
>date shem xenomorph
>great time
>she tries to take me to her house
>areyoutryingtotrickmegooby.jpg
>take her back to my place
>sex was amazing, she hit every nerve i wasn't aware i had, she's clearly a pro at this
>this girl eats ass like a fat man eats reese's
>comes down to doggy style, she's ramming that alien silicone based rod home
>hilts into massive load
>in absolute bliss
>feel something moving in her cock
>try to move
>her hands are now locked onto my hips
>struggling grabbing anything to try and break free
>knot now pounding at my backdoor demanding entrance
>her slim yet powerful hands grab my torso and pull me backwards till i can feel her smooth tits on my back
>at this new angle the oval obstruction finds clarity, rocketing in
>her head is now resting on my shoulder
>"You will make an excellent incubator, meat. How many can you host i wonder?"
Do not date xeno girls
I'm dying in less than a day but at least she's helping me get my life insurance in order
>>10242911
Why can't there be a non-hyper version of this girl? ;_;
>>10253954
its a pretty standard dragon
>>10252727
>falling for the xeno trap
I'm LMAOing at your lyfe rite now
>come home from work
>find fancy note on kitchen counter
>"Welcome home dear. When you're ready for some fun, come into the bedroom without your clothes. I have a surprise for you."
>she's drawn a cartoon penis on the note and also some titties
>>10253998
>you will never have a futa gf that draws lewd simple pictures as hints when she's dtf
>>10253954
There is
>>10244676
I got really into Trap Quest, no furry content but everything else gets to the point much faster, and it's more of a "game" where failing is really hot and sexy.
>>10244676
both and i always end up with such a ridiculous amount of children
on one save, i had over 80 kids with Cotton and she kept saying the same line "if we're not careful we could have an entire football team"
I'm like bitch, we got the team, the opposing team, the cheer leaders, the announcers and a few left over for the audience
Does anyone have the pic from last night, the "justify your hire" one? I was pretty drunk so I'm not sure if it was here or another board but I forgot to save it either way
>>10255814
post it if you find it
>>10255814
>>10255842
This one?
>ywn become an anthro herm with fellow herm lovers
>>10256325
I can try anon
>>10244676
Played CoC since before it was CoC but haven't really touched it in a while. Though I should probably grab the latest unofficial mod for it.
Instead I've been playing TiTS a bunch but just recently saved over my main file, again, so was rushing to try and catch back up.
Dropping some Harriet into this thread.
>You will never be held down and have your hermdick fondled by your adoring fans
>>10255792
kek
>>10257178
this is so hot, i wish she was moving a bit
>>10257347
Same, it's so hot besides that
>>10256341
>C-cups
>modest bulge
>casual pose
HNNNGG
>>10257632
those are d's honey they are bigger than her head
>>10257402
>horse
>human tipped penis
What is this heresy
>>10252727
Since you're on your computer you are most likely not prevented from doing stuff so just go get them surgically removed and put into an artificial incubator. You may lose a few ribs and a couple million dollars but at least you'll live.
>>10257713
this was xenomorph entire time
you free tonight?
my ass eating skills are to DIE for
>>10257775
Fuck off, I'm too smart to fall for your trick and too unhealthy to incubate eggs or whatever it is you reproduce with.
>>10257806
anon
please
lemme smash
>>10257870
I am sorry, but no. When it comes to beings which would certainly kill me on physical contact, I am incredibly commited to the exclusivity of long-distance relationships.
>>10257898
its not a certain kill on contact, theres a lot of love, a lot of fluids, an exchanging of body contents... simple human based sexual interaction, no fear of death just 100% silicone dick
>>10257966
It just cannot happen the way you want it to happen, I am physically, psychologically and spiritually diametrically opposed to the idea of anything entering my bodily orifices for any purpose other than my absorption of nutrients.
>>10258029
perfect!
sperm is a super food
and your ass absorbs nutrients better than your mouth does
>>10258029
You sound like you're afraid to try anon
[spoiler]or maybe you're afraid you'll like it[/spoiler]
>>10258057
I lost my ass in the middle east. I had to replace it with a robo-ass. It cost me a couple million dollars and my immune system but the in-built flamethrower was worth it.
>>10258059
While both assumptions are correct, my biggest worry is the presence of foreign lifeforms in my body. I have already experienced it twice during my time as a soldier and I don't want to repeat the experience.
>>10258103
i would hope both times had mutual consent?
and i would hope the first thing in your butt wasn't their benis
>>10258182
It was actually a crab, and it was in my lung. Don't ask.
>>10258530
was it a...giant enemy crab?
>>10258530
hows a crab in your lung anything like a big girl cawk in your butt?
>>10256632
>farther boob is larger
>>10258556
I was actually talking about the whole "lays eggs in your gut" thing when I mentioned foreign lifeforms, which is 95% more similiar to having a crab in your lung than having a dick in your butt.
>>10258550
No, it was a normal crab, otherwise it wouldn't have fit into the lung and as such wouldn't been able to deactivate the bomb.
>>10257966
>>10257870
>>10257775
Do you have any more xenomorph pictures?
>>10256256
Fuck yes you're a saint
>>10258786
this
>>10258595
it's a normal thing
>>10258786
>>10258820
i promise you those are the only good ones
>>10259699
Post them anyways
I have a high tolerance for bad art
>>10259811
This
>>10259699
Not looking hard enough
>>10259909
u-unf~
That should do for a while
>>10260075
t-thanks <3
god i wish this were me
>>10260591
s-same
Wow they realy were the only good ones he had.
>>10260812
>he
:x
>>10260849
that right I said HE
>>10260812
>t. shit taste
>>10260925
for some reason, one of the most famous allegories for rape movie monsters has almost no decent porn.
the black and white artist is okay, and its nothing against them their art is years ahead of mine. but just damn man.
>>10260986
>their art is years ahead of mine
so its just projecting of how much of a shit artist you are then
>>10260994
post some xeno cock you drew, if you're so great
>>10260812
>>10260986
>>10261117
I'm not an artist, so I don't have to worry about how inferior I am compared to someone else's work.
Why don't you post some of your art to let the thread judge you?
Aliens are hot
>>10262882
imagine that going in your butt though
good god
>>10265695
more of this birb pls
>>10266056
>>10266484
I just realized thats not the same character at all, hold on...
I have a lot of this bird but not of that one ig
>>10266056
k
>>10266521
>human benis
fug
>>10267048
nigga what does a bird dick even look like? all the other pics that look similar to this bird have human dicks on them
>>10267145
afaik most birds don't have what we'd consider a dick, they touch cloaca or something.
>>10267145
>nigga what does a bird dick even look like?
pic related
>>10267223
>>10267223
>>10267048
you want this shit on your furries? fuck off
>>10267287
>wanting humans penises on all furries
you just can't fix shit taste
>>10267287
We can sexy that meatbag up something good, it looks like a muscley tongue with a knot on it.
>>10267223
Fuck off zoofag
>>10267412
you niggers asked
>>10267306
i don't care what kind of dick my porn has, as long as it's hot
crying about a human penis is fucking autistic
>>10267145
Most birds don't have dicks. Those that do only have them seasonally and they fall off.
Anyway, birds basically have heterosexual scissoring.
>yfw cuntboys are more anatomically correct
Ducks and other aquatic birds are the only birds to have penises.
They all have a cloaca with the whole internal testicles thing.
For ducks the penis is as long as the animal, barbed, and just shoots out inside the female.
It's like one of those snake-can things and probably pops immediately since the maze-vag of females seems to deter them.
>>10267497
birds don't have dicks at all shut up you autistic zoophilie faggot
fucking killyourself you pathetic sack of shit
>>10267486
I'm going with this 'my porn should be hot' switzerland approach
>>10267486
>>10267545
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES ANIMALFUCKERS ZOOPHILIES AUTISTIC FURFAGGOTS!
>>10267600
more like this non of that disgusting zoophilie bullshit
>>10267633
some fag posted one pic to make fun of the "fuck human penis" meme
>>10267742
kys zoophilie
next up on who's line is it anyway animal dicks on the wrong animals, and then we'll argue about if cuntboys count as herm after this commercial break
>>10267768
That's enough nigga. Lets just move on
>>10267768
im not turned on by it at all, but im not sperging out about it to everyone else in the thread
>>10271336
u-unf~
more like this please
>>10271371
Depends on what you mean by "like this"
>>10262899
why tell them to pol?
>>10267633
>put horsecock on everything
>okay
>put animal penis on animal based creature
>wtf zoophiles
>>10271816
everything about this image
>>10271959
is perfect
>>10271979
kys
Stop replying to shitposters.
stop posting stop
>>10272888
What did he mean by this?
Also, nice trips.
>>10272895
i mean i want to blow a cute cock under a skirt
boners underskirts are op
>>10272975
True dat.
>>10274150
I want a futa birb waifu
i want a spinosaurus waifuta
>tfw no futafur gf
What's the point in waking up every day?
>>10274381
for when they become real, likely a good 3 or 4 decades down the road
>>10274394
when you're too old to have stamina, too old to have energy, or too dead to be alive
future looks bright
>>10274408
Well the singularity is supposed to happen around 2040 or so i think
and give it a decade or two after that for this shit to happen
so yeah, by the time we're all old or dead
>There will be a point during humanity's lifetime where getting fucked by a furry dom futa is a possibility
>you will not be alive during that period
end me
>there will be a point in humanity's life time where getting fucked by a shemale will be socially acceptable
kill me senpai
>>10274466
it already is in some parts of the world, like europe tho
trannies are a thing
>your family will never accept you for not being a chad
i enjoy this image so
>>10274913
Really love stuff like this.
>your
Every. Fucking. Time.
>>10274952
i can't stop looking at her cocke but also balls because they are under that fish netting
god lord i want to bury my face in it
>>10274983
burrowing your face in a huge pair of plump, futa balls has to be the epitome of life.
>>10275067
big balls are the best balls
i HATE when artists make them small, or even worse don't draw them at all. thats just disgusting
>>10275106
I know right? A nice pair of suckable balls are just as important as the huge cock in my opinion.
>>10275361
its like a preview of how much love she's going to be pumping into you
Sometimes I amaze myself for how much I love futa. I might have a serious problem.
>>10279543
I don't see the problem with having amazing taste
>>10279543
It's the Neapolitan ice cream of porn
>>10280648
strawberry a shit flavor tho
>>10281895
so is hyper
>>10281792
>>10257402
Sure is fun to repost shit.
>>10279543
especially futa on dudes, i think i have a problem
>>10282153
>problem
But it's really hot.
>>10282211
God his cock is so bad
>>10282229
It is super not good but it's too late to complain, let's move on to the future.
>>10282250
god that pic is hot
>tfw no anthro gf to give you a reacharound
>>10282137
Sorry, I didn't remember it being posted earlier, I've been posting in a lot of different threads. But if you're going to take that tone I'd be glad to start doing it intentionally.
>>10282398
you are right anon, i am sorry for perpetuating negativity in this place
>>10282398
Personally I think it's a good gif and it's not like there is so much good herm stuff that we have to make sure we don't repost for fear of missing out
>>10282476
I'm willing to take MLP content in sparing quantities if it's high-quality and thread-relevant
>>10282476
You just don't like the cartoony art style, fuck off. No cutie mark, not one of the characters, idgaf.
Herms throatfucking girls would be fantastic.
>>10282535
Have a guy instead
>>10282670
There's plenty of that already though.
>>10282708
Well there needs to be more.
>>10282535
I don't know why anyone even bothers requesting herm on girl anymore.
>>10282670
>>10282683
they actually aren't herms if they don't have vaginas, they're newhalf/dickgirls
>>10282987
Quiet you
Has tits has a dick
>>10282987
Technically true, but meh
>>10282934
You act as if its non-existent.
>>10283366
No, just that anything other than herm/female that gets requested is generally received well and gets stuff posted. It's regularly one of the only things I see people get told to go find themselves or, like this time, just get the exact opposite posted to spite the requester. Honestly not trying to bitch about it, just pointing out that I don't know why anyone bothers at this point.
>>10256256
>Run away crying because I'll never make it
>>10283445
I actually did that because the guy is persistent on requesting girl throatfucking
>>10283639
I'm not here often enough to see many threads, why is that such an issue? People request things every thread, right?
>>10283445
most people requesting are probably lurkers just jerking off and not contributing, so they don't really know what happens in every thread
>>10284642
this, though I like filling requests vs just dumping random stuff I like. The same one every thread is usually one I'll ignore.
>>10282728
>a male receiving that doesn't look like he's getting torn in half
>little hearts and peaceful expression and everything
see why can't we have more like this
happy sex
safe sex
loving sex
>>10285940
Still has that stupid "mischievous" expression thing on the herm, though.
I really have a herm problem. All I can think about during the day is futa, all I fantasize about is futa, and all I masturbate to is futa.
Where can I get this fixed?
>>10288982
Maybe if you masturbated to futa more, you'd get it all out of the way and can go through the rest of the day without thinking about them.
>>10288982
Start masturbating to futa on traps, then solo traps.
Then you'll fantasize about futa and traps.
Or acquire a painfully patrician fetish that is hard to satisfy and is ignored by plebs, so that you can no longer fap to generic futa.
>>10288982
who is that top dragon? the oc seems really familiar
>>10242781
I liked them.
The only criticism I can think of is that the mc is a herm as well. And even that's not really a bad thing either.
I love herm cock
>>10289755
I love herm cock MORE.
>>10289772
NO
I LIVE HERM COCK
>>10289755
>>10289772
>>10289792
Nice to see some true passion.
>ywn have a herm/intersex/dickgirl gf
>ywn see her in awe and breathe in and out lustily at the sight of your massive donger
>ywn shove your bulge in between her thighs, rubbing up against her's, shaming its tiny size and smothering it with your superior true male musk
>ywn see her kneel in front of you, collapsing in submission to your better, stronger, thicker and larger tool and become a sex-addled mess
>ywn see her start to leak precum from just your potent scent
>ywn see her rub all her face up against your bulge, putting her hands in her panties and masturbating, touching her own rising mast
>ywn see her cum and lap up your cock, then use her own sperm as lube for your prick to then penetrate her tight yet plush and puffy asshole, giving her unbearable pleasure
>ywn hear her sweet lustful moans as you jackhammer her round, full and toned cheeks and pump her pulsating, hand-filling cock with your free hand
>ywn hear her say that she accepts her place as your own property and sub, ready to service you and become addicted to your penis.
>ywn see her cream herself all over her own body, covering herself with cum and then get filled with yours
>ywn bask in the messy afterglow of your sticky orgasms in each other's arm, her still lazily pumping your meat and lapping up your own cum and hers', dreamily.
My heart hardens more every day. As does my penis.
>>10256637
>>10290236
Your post broke 4chan
>>10291920
more nidoqueen pls
>>10290852
Good. Not enough submissive herms
I shall post.
>>10292710
Here's one that doesn't look like trash
>>10293376
>>10290236
Same but the dickgirl fucks me
>>10293390
>>10293409
Aaand everything else I have has already been posted somewhere on here. I need to expand my collection.
>>10293431
I just go to e621 and post whatever I like
>>10293378
>piercings
Get >>>/out/
>>10294293
Why is she so perfect
>>10295255
Could it the absolutely retarded proportions?
>>10295255
Because HUEG
>>10282683
>I thought she had a vagina
What a fag.
>>10296470
j-jeez
>>10281932
Rekt
These threads always have the best pics.
So much better than flipping through pics on e6
>>10299516
Lazy faggot.
>>10299596
Gotta avoid the sub-par stuff somehow. *shrug*
>>10299653
Score:>50 intersex
>It's a fucking gold mine anon
>>10302208
I'd put it closer to 25 or 30 personally but yeah if you're lazy sorting by score is alright.
>>10302208
You forgot -cuntboy.
>>10302745
more birbs with big balls pls
this is my fetish
>>10302745
I'd eat that ass out so hard she'll be shitting saliva for a week
>>10304930
>>10293378
**the one
>>10304930
>>10304930
>>10302208
>want hermaphrodites
>get trannies
I really wish there were more distinction between the too
>>10307044
If it upsets you that badly maybe you should put more effort into finding exactly what you want yourself instead of complaining.
>>10307455
More bulges?
>>10302208
herm furries getting milked is my jam
>>10304930
lmfao
>>10307235
redditors are incapable of logic
>>10309120
>>10309120
>>10309120