tf2g cocks edition

gay

are feminine cocks gay

yes :x

>>10234476
oh
>>10234479
oh

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>when you press T by mistake

t. wav

post legs

I made coffee

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would you like some cream in your coffee

yes please!

vivian is a boy
so its not even a feminine cock

SALT
GOOD GOD WHERES THE SALT

if you unironically use the word salt you need to commit a sedpukucide.
its only okay to say salt if you are actually talking about salt

t. wav

THE CRIMSON MIST IS SO NUTRITIOUS

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dicks without tits > dicks and tits

i woke up

its not about the tits
its the body shape
thats why men with tits are not attractive

i came twice tonight and im trying to jack off again but my dick huurts, should i stop

t. wav

i came 3 times yesterday and my asshole hurt
i didn't stop

[spoiler] i didn't stop and this orgasm was painful [/spoiler]

t. wav

lemme succ

i want to s*cc dotsys blood

>>10234855
i laughed
thanks

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>sample

I want to FUCK dotsy

but hes a boy

>darwins danger shield

oh

what do you mean :s

would a good sniper use anything other than the smg

someone on reddit said sniping isnt a bad job


i had a dream where i played sniper

i had a dream where i played fistful of frags

>>10237431
Yeah, I use the Razorback on pubs.

>>10237457
i said good sniper

I had a dream where I fragged human and fisted kiriikp

would she really do something like that

>>10237463
I know, that's why I said it. I switched to Overwatch a year ago though. I would probably need some warmup before owning everyone's butts again.

>>10237468
Getting fisted by me isn't something you do. It's something that is being done to you, idiot.

but overwatch sucks

i played it so i would know

>>10237494
but it is

people who disagree with me should be killed

>>10237495
Overwatch is the closer to comp TF2 than pub TF2 is. There are still big differences, like DM/timing do matter less than communication and team comp which can be frustrating because you can't do the plays you can do in TF2.

If I could choose I'd play comp TF2 all day but it's dead and valve doesn't care about it. In Overwatch I can play a match in less than a minute.

>>10237539
In your dreams? I can disagree with you all day and I'll never get killed for it, so why even say it.

>>10237555
kys

>>10237582
lol no

>>10237589
why not

there's LITERALLY no reason you shouldn't do it

>>10237595
I disagree with you

>>10237820
*rolls eyes*

>>10237825
*cums in your face while you aren't looking*
own3d

>>10237545
moba watch is bad mmk

>>10237828
um

>>10237840
Wow good argument I'm really impressed

>>10237854
thank you i worked hard on it

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i miss ctf_well

i would be okayer with matchmaking if it hadn't removed maps for no reason and if it didn't make it harder to play with friends

i want the old system back
community servers are kill

do you want me

*leans in to kiss you*

*switches out face with send friend request request*

what do you mean

add me?

i would NEVER add a /trash/ user

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my waifu

why does human play ctf_2fort

that is literally the map with the most 12 year olds

why not

:s

cause you are 18 and supposed to be near your prime of fps skill

i read threads on /a/

but you have me

are you really good for that

i feel cucked

is humans useless when it comes to discussing anime and manga

*human

im not un-useless enough so my tf2g kiriikp has to use anonymous on /a/ for THAT

human is a

konosuba hater

maybe if you werent such an autist and would take interest in what your tf2g kiriikp likes she could talk to you instead of using anonymous on /g/ and /a/ for THAT

she watches anime with me

i discuss things that I don't discuss on /g/ and /a/ with her

what things do you discuss on /g/ and /a/ then?

she is embarrassed to say

anome and technology

I think

anime and technology human doesnt care about you mean

are there pairs of people who only ever talk to each other
is that an ideal state

are you two a pair

any two things or people are a pair

well are you two lovers

i'm a fighter

let me see your fighting feet

*makes fight club reference*

>>10238522
you are not me

i want to videogame but i suck at all of them

>>10238524
I am >>10238347 and I was talking to >>10238352

i want me an asian gf(male)

>>10238524
rule number one dude

rules 1&2 only apply to raids and not normal conversations

you are not me

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lets see some cocks laddies

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can i marry a screenshot of a tweet

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i dont want to say

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oh

can i marry kiriikp

you are so cute when you feel cucked human

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i woke up
did people actually talk about tf2

soldier needs nerf

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do other guns exist

is fistful of frags good

t. wav

no

t. wav

you are not me

you are not he

wav .t

t. wav

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why does she post t.wav

i tried passing myself the whiskey once but it was kinda inconvenient and i got killed afterwards

i want to fuck human in full nelson position so hard she will forget her tf2gfu's name

I'm going to be 23 in a month
i want to die

im going to die 23 times this month

t. wav

im 18

*twirls myself*

*sits in chair all day*
why do i want to die so much

tfw no black femdom gf

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only if she has a dig bick

tfw no goth mommy dom gf

tfw no anthro horse bf

kys

kiss

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>tfw no girl cock to succ

dotsy thinks girls have c*cks because shes never seen one

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i had this on my desktop

i cant go back to not understanding what you mean to me

what do you mean

im turning into the person that you were afraid that id turn out to be

um

humans do not change

>>10243255
you are not me

what about trannies
they are literally changing

>>10243259
anonymous is not me

dotsy doesnt change her panties

>>10243239
how

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post em

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why

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wow my phone is shit

dumb phoneposter retard idiots

i only posted mine ironically

fuck you shithead

jokes on you
i posted mine ironically too
get fooled noob

um

also um

wanna um together

sure
ip?

ip/dotsy

you are not me

>>10245144
i think >>10245092 was funny and your post is kinda rude for implicitly disregarding it

i think >>10245092 should be killed

why are dahl assault rifles so shit
arent they supposed to be the best

>>10245258
uwu

kys

i think human should shut the frick up

s*ck my c***

corn is tasty

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>>10235094
That was a good fap, no regrets. Guess I'm bi after all.

gif unrelated

*orn and good *aps should be illegal

jerking off and getting naked is the most interesting thing to do at a beach

also i can feel my cock flowing through the water which is pretty lewd and nice

*slaps human into submission*
speak when spoken to

>>10245575
dont reply to me or my posts ever again

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>>10245974
No problemo

i finished flappy golf
flappy golf 2 sucks

im a flip flapper

i like my

talk to the

ugh

bump

t. wav

i have a need
A NEED TO SEED

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I want to *ie

I want to take kiri after human came in her butt. First lick the leaking semen that is dripping down her balls so it doesn't go to waste, then slide my dick in that shaven, human lubed, cute girly butt eventually mixing human's seed with mine.

i woke up

>>10253779
um

>>10234855
>>10237101
I don't get it.

>>10254529
after you

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>an issue has been detected in <whatever>
they are somehow always having problems and service outages when i look at the site

*makes joke about how they use jsf (java server thing)*

suck my

i want to suck dotsys blood

why

is there a reason to not do it

tfw

what do you mean

i had a dream about a really good arena game
it was kind of like reflex but was with very futuristic maps and weapons
there was this one lightning gun-type weapin that was completely overpowered but everyone kept using and it had this very distinct sound so you know if you heard it you were fucked

what is turok?

no clue dude

what is dotsy

>>10255311
stop cucking my kiriikp

*flares inside kiri*
she loves my horsecock i can't help it

^oh i thought you were human

i am not human
nor the poster you replied to

>>10255794
can I put my dick in you?

sure why not

COMMENCING SEX

hit me up babe
i'm dtf
and i got a wig

im down to frag

frick off r4ndy

wh0

はよょ、や鵜樹ヨマオ鵜他列魔夜雲ョウニ野絵えなんほきほせやゃめ日手譜舳、ねろさ根尾雲手雲擢、根他夜ゅちちも根以むみへりま二津絵目ひさメョーケえゅさ、ンコメンウヨ巣差のきょりのほちね露樹雲課尾譜、ノヨラレとすぬに派目。尾課樹等派るけらほょさんへんへへ。擢保御コチヨョ樹譜列しょ魔留ヌチキ、無露らさねひ。樹夜擢以保派手手巣遊フネョキス。

sí

if you don't know Japanese you should go to reddit

why

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I am not just a woman, i am the horniest woman that ever was!
f*ck me!

*cries*

>>10257435
um why

i laughed too much at a set of pictures

they were really funny

fun should be illegal

>they never ask why you're crying

who are you quoting

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>tfw

my

DICK

um

>>10237431
I use piss generally as I can use it both to support my team and in self defense

>>10237545
Literally this

The only reason I play Overwatch is becasue a lot of my friends prefer it, the servers are populated, and the built in competitive works.

If it weren't for those things then I would still exclusively play TF2 because I prefer the game's mechanics and the community in general

i drank milk

>>10259135
>lv5 nonmilk substance

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>>10259207
:o

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*pets human*

mobawatch has bad maps
everyone feels so fucking slow
not to mention how hard blizzard had to shill the thing to get people to like it before it even came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQJfzGJ6L9A

this language is so gorgeous fuck

you get used to it feeling slow, the rest isn't much of an argument, make people play 6s so I can find a match in less than 5 minutes at any time of day and I'll come back to TF2

poor map design is an argument
the fact they payed people to like it was really retarded
and i can't get used to that slow
theres hardly a game that feels like its constantly fighting you while you walk

the maps aren't bad designed, 2CP doesn't work mechanically, about game speed: same can be said about TF2 vs Q3A, you get used to it after a few hours

i don't remember how many hours i have
i didn't enjoy much of it

i have like 1200 hours and I can play it the whole day

where do you check the hours

your hours are basically your level

its been so long

they nerfed soldier 76's aa shortly after i quit

nerf my aa

i will try

what is kiriikps favorite hero

me

oh

i feel cucked

probably rogue
they do it from behind

what are your abilities

i mained mercy

played plenty of mei and dva too

the game still sucked

mercy made the game really unfun

she was the closest thing to a traditional healer
lucio felt more annoying to me

i find pharah, ana and mccree to be the most fun

videiganes are for gay LOSERS

what am i for

my cock

you are not me

overwatch
more like
futawatch

i want to know what it looks like when kiriikp ****

she aaas at me sometimes

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its 80% futa on female
which is trash
also entirely SFM
which is trash
12% futa on futa
8% straight porn

nice jpg artifact buddy

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fuck me homo

>>10263250
have you seen her cum

haha i said fuck multiple times look how hardcore i am

i just want dick, girl dayum

dicks are inherently male and therefore your gay

wow

I do not own gay
gay is an idea, you cannot own an idea

i can own you
get on your knees

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yes!

too obedient
go clean the toilet with your tongue

n-nani?

are you questioning me
you are my anonymous internet slave now
you dont really have a choice but do what i say
now go scrape that shitty public toilet with your tongue

*humps your leg*

you are a bad dom

no you are a bad sub
now SUCC me you dumb idiot

thats why i never try
can you dom me instead
>>10264448
you are not me

*humps other anon's leg*

thats it im leaving

but seriously i have an erection in my pants right now and someone should do something about it

*humps the warm spot on the chair*

but im sitting in it

*humps the ceiling fan*

you should earn the right for me to do something about your erection, and treating me like this isnt the right way to do it

seems like the roles have been reversed, hmm?

*humps your self respect*

no

suck my erection
my throbbing
hard
and morbidly large
e r e c t i o n

anonymous, anonymous, anonymous and anonymous should be killed

*humps should be killed anon's butt*

but i sit on it

*humps the humping anon*

*umping should be illegal

eww no way fag

*kills everyone in the room and rapes their corpses psh nothing personel etc >le edgy tf2g yeah fuck you

are you sure

bah, you suck

you too anonymous you think youre clever or something but youre just shit

>le edgy tf2g yeah fuck you

blood on the floor
blood in my mouth
i love that taste of death
decaying afterbirth falls from her face
*sick guitar solo*

*serene harp intro*

if i were to go away

would you follow me

to the ends of the earth

to show me what your love is worth

*humps human's um*

um

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me ritE NOW

YOU'RE FIT TO LEARN THE PROPER MEANING OF A
BEAT DOWN
madness
chaos in the brain, make my blood flow
make my blood flow
through you MANE
you got no business, questioning a THAANGG

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dance till you d--d-d-d-dd-d-d-d-d-
d-d-dance till you d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-

>>10264735
ID???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

i will try

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(song lyrics woo)
haha

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(whoa guys look at me i will talk you down because i am above everyone and no one is allowed to have fun)

haha

>fuck you
- yelling black man

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>>10264808
>all those question marks

post more feminine dicks so i can wallow in my repressed homosexuality

dont be gay

>>10264953
>>10264953
>>10264953