/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #84: Booze and Explosives Edition

>>10217523
I didn't say it was useful.
Just that that's how it would likely be.

Then again, even if they chouldn't swim in lava like their dragon parents, they could still do things humans and other satyrs couldn't. Like walk over searing hot surfaces, or in the case of those with dragon arms, reach into fire to pick stuff up. Probably not very useful for most, but I could see it being an advantage in some professions. To Cinder, for example, as a blacksmith, she wouldn't have to worry about getting burned from touching hot metal while smithing.

>>10218575
>No porn pic
One simple job, Anon, and you failed.

>>10219452
>I didn't say it was useful.
>Just that that's how it would likely be.
What if it's magic?

>>10219581
It probably is magic. Dragon flesh magic.

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Pick a satyr, and roll.

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>Thistle tries to sneak into a water park without paying the admission
>Uses an old hole in the wall she used when she was much smaller and younger
>Get stuck

Her Summer vacation hasnt been going well anons.

[spoiler]From /d/ who is not me[/spoiler]

>>10221248
>That incase drawing

>>10221324
What is incase?

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>>10221443
Guy who draws shortstacks

>>10221248
unf

>>10221471
That pic reminds me of when Whinnie The Pooh got stuck in rabbits home. But very lewd.

>>10222768
>Thistle gets stuck in a hole
>Angel happens to find her back side and gets ideas

>>10220599
Yuzu.

>>10220599
Simmer

>>10220599
Ariana

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>>10220599
https://www.random.org/
>Ariana
>Got 87, rolled again for a possible refinement, got 15
It's like it knows me.

>Pushing through the brush, you finally exit to your special spot.
>Really, it's just a small clearing in the woods by your home.
>A place you and Ariana can slip away to enjoy louder forms of fun without having to pawn off Firginia on her sisters.
"Alright sweetie, lay down." you order.
>The enormous submissive readily complies, shedding her shorts before walking to her normal spot while you admire the view of her cheeks rolling over her princess plug.
>Straddling your daughter, you produce the first object from your bag. A small jar of honey sauce.
>Using the accompanying brush, you paint her sex in a thin, shiny layer of the sticky liquid.
>Satisfied, you pull out the next item.
>A jar with 5 honey bees inside of it, with a slip of paper between the jar and lid to allow controlled release.
"You sure you don't wanna back out, baby girl?" you ask with mock menace, tapping the jar against her clit ring and urethra plug for emphasis.
>Ariana giggles slightly.
>"I can handle it, daddy. As long as you have fun." she retorts, reveling in her submission.
"Don't say I didn't give you a choice, Ari." you tease as you pop the lid off the jar.
>Placing it carefully over the surface of her vagina, you ensure it's flush before pulling the paper slip away with a quick yank.
>The bees quickly take notice of the sweet scent, and descend from the top of the jar.
>Ariana tenses as the workers land, their fuzzy chitin rubbing across her delicate folds as they nip and prod.

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>>10223546
>"Ahh! That feels really weird, dad!" she comments.
>Their contact seems to cause the reality of the situation to catch up to her, fear tinging her voice.
>Slowly, she reaches out, digging her claws into the ground to use the roots of nearby trees as handles.
>For several minutes, the bees enjoy their meal, their every movement drawing a twitch from their increasingly terrified host.
>But you always knew it was only a matter of time. A bee briefly tries to lift off, the excess movement sending a ripple down Ariana's body, aggravating one of her guests.
>The first bee rapidly slams her stinger down into the arimaspis delicate lips.
>You daughter almost roars in pain as venom floods her sex, her legs thrashing as her arms strain from pulling on the roots.
>Not wanting to be thrown off, you wrap your legs as best you can around her belly as you press the jar down more firmly.
>The movement and pheromones serve to aggitate the other bees, who quickly follow their sister and delivering painful stings.
>Two more on the outer lips, one on the inner. And most devastatingly, one blow directly to the clit all rock the satyrs body.
>Their payloads delivered, you remove the jar as the insects tear away, leaving their abdomens planted firmly behind.
>Slowly, Ariana's loud roars fade to shrill screams, before finally to soft sobs as her body slacks.
>Dismounting, you move to examine her.
>Already, swelling is setting in as the abandoned venom sacks cease their nerve spasms.

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>>10223556
>Pulling tweezers from your pack, you, carefully extract the offending barbs, freeing small trickles of diluted pink blood.
>Ariana whines as you run your hand over her sex, doing her best to remain still as you savor the heat boiling off of it.
>"Are....aren't you going to use me now, daddy?" she rasps out.
>Taking the retrieval ring in hand, you slide Ariana's urethral plug from its prison.
>Unable to control her twitching muscles, a golden river flows free, dribbling down her thighs and soaking her tail.
>The young caprine goes slack as she's permitted to remove one source of tension from her aching form.
>Moving to her head, you finally address her.
"No sweetie, I'm not." You begin as you move her hair aside, letting you look into her trio of golden eyes. "I think you're hurting way too much to enjoy this right now."
>"No, I..." she flinches. "I just want you to have fun."
"Sweetie, I'm ecstatic you can enjoy pain, but you need to know your limits. Don't push yourself to breaking for my sake." you tell her as you pet her head.
"I've said this before, but communication is key when people play rough."
>She nods, nuzzling into your hand a bit.
>"Then, honestly, that was a bit too much for me. I'd like to just go home and cuddle now, if you don't mind."
"Of course." you say with a smile as you wipe away her tears. "After we get you cleaned up, you messy little goat."
>"Baah!"

>>10220599
Honey

>>10223574
>Titan monster crap
>>10223805
>Disgusting anthro pig
Know that people like you are the reason why everyone thinks the satyr general is filled with freaks and stay away from us.

>>10223574
>not railing her gaping urethra to let the pleasure take her mind off the pain

>>10224908
>Implying I'm not going to write that later.
How do you feel about pregnant sex?

>>10224932
>Implying I'm not going to write that later.
Looking forward to it very much.

>How do you feel about pregnant sex?
I don't have any strong feelings one way or the other, but I don't mind it.

>>10224932
Is it not about Ariana and about a satyr I'm interested in?

>>10224977
Not him, but are you interested in urethral sex even if it doesn't involve Ariana?

>>10225015
Seems like it'd be hard to do something like that without it being Ariana. Are there any other especially big satyrs besides her?

>>10225015
No

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>>10225026
You could with a normal, irl woman. It just takes a lot of practice and sound training.

>Are there any other especially big satyrs besides her?
Snap and pic related.

>>10225027
Then what difference does it even make to you if it's about Ariana?

That said, as much as I love Ariana I wouldn't mind seeing urethral sex involving other satyrs as well.

No female satyr urethra should be left undilated.

>>10225026
Like >>10225071 it can be done for human women. Satyrs are half horse and have horse pussy, so chances are even regular sized satyrs have naturally bigger urethras than human women, even if not quite large enough to comfortably take a dick without some prior stretching with sounds.

>>10222799
>Fluttershy praises angel for the new table that came our of nowhere

>>10228810
Such a cute slut

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>>10223805
Pig daughteru is for cook, but not before you create her a phylactery.

>>10230674
>Fat Mei
I want this meme to die

>>10232109
What?

>>10227406
kek

>>10232109
>Meme
Mei is a bbw. Deal with it.

>>10234122
She was skinny anon, its canon. Feel with it

>>10234265
This. She's wearing big clothes because she's an icefag.

>>10234265
she's got a real chubby face for a skinny chick.

Who cares? I just saved it because I saw I cute pig pic with consensual butchering implications.
Are these overwatch memes? I've never played.

>>10234384
one of the female characters looks a bit chubby and a couple of people are annoyed about that, i guess.

>>10234384
And I will have Honey in a pic similar to that one day when I commission something.

>>10234458
Doing god's work, Anon.

>>10234810
On her back? Or on her stomach? Just taking notes. I think the back would be sexier with her legs spread open or something.

>>10234873
Hmm.
I suppose on her back, you could have garnishes and sides on her tits and cunt.
She's probably cook better from the extra surface contact to the pan too.

How far would this pic be going, is the real question.

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>>10234925
>I suppose on her back, you could have garnishes and sides on her tits and cunt.
>Covering the best parts of the meat
Why undersell her best dark meat?

>She's probably cook better from the extra surface contact to the pan too.
That would be true if I was planning on straight up killing her. Which Im not.

>How far would this pic be going, is the real question.
Its just for the lewd anon, she'd be alive and well and craving sex.

>>10234976
Anon.... >>10230674
>but not before you create her a phylactery.
She'll regenerate in like, 3 or 4 days, tops.

But if it's just a play thing, belly down is probably better, so you can enjoy dem fat, swinging titties.
And if you wanna be super lewd, access to her holes so you can "stuff" her so her herdmates/sisters/daughters have a nice feast.

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>>10235057
>But if it's just a play thing, belly down is probably better, so you can enjoy dem fat, swinging titties.
On her back mang, I wanna see those meaty teatys part like the fucking red sea. Maybe use a carrot as a dildo. Who knows, I'll decide it over the next few days.

Goodnight bump.

Satyr enjoys it when daddy cums into her bladder through her favorite hollow urethral plug.

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>>10238056
>through her favorite hollow urethral plug.
I think you might have misunderstood the concept.

>>10238152
Nope.
They exist. I've seen videos.

Day before Freedom Bump

>>10238152
https://xhamster.com/movies/594427/peehole_cum.html

>>10235100
>Honey will never barge in while you're taking a shower and insist on joining you

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>>10239388
She has very few senses of boundaries anon and often practices casual nudity when its warm enough.

>Hates to wear clothing when sleeping
>Slips under Petunia's or Eirwhens sheets completely nude and uses them to stay warm while naked
>Walks around the house naked
>Sits on the couch legs spread while eating ice cream or other junk
>Often takes mud baths outside

The AJ had to crack a whip on the Apple males.

>>10239474
I imagine all the Apple satyr boys enjoy watching her.

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>>10239556
She was girl who started a lot of their sexual awakening. The girl next door fap for many of the apple lads. Sadly she stayed in the realm of fantasy for them. But most of them have seen her naked at some point. Poor mother AJ, having to make sure her sons and nephews dont "keep it in the family" by fucking the literal help and doing their assets.

>>10239645
unf

Is that pic new?

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>>10239801
Nah been around for a bit. Was part of a set MT did.
First being here >>10235100
Second being here >>10239645
And this was the conclusion

>>10239645
Do you think Anon or Uncle Anon got to tap that pink piggy pussy?

>>10239935
If it was going to be anywayone, it'd be one of them.

Maybe there was even a spitroast!

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>>10239935
No. Anon AJs husband is a god tier bro who cares for all the satyrs very much in non sexual way. Too pure vanilla for this thread. Uncle Anon I could see him trying and failing since he's creepy uncle tier. And Honey isnt into older guys like that. She likes em young and cute, and I see her hitting on the likes of Utah, and Bucky. But does take a liking to Pogo.

>>10239474
I don't any of them would touch her with a 10 ft pole.

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>>10240211
Maybe her reputation for constant causal nudity, and all around flirtatious attitude makes the satyrs think she is some filthy aids ridden whore so they keep to fantasizing but would never act out in real life. But in reality she's just a playful innocent girl who doesnt really understand how her behavior comes across because she was literally raised in a barn. All were shocked when she admits to losing her virginity at 26

>>10240308
>But in reality she's just a playful innocent girl who doesnt really understand how her behavior comes across
As her mother always used to say about casual nudity, "Oink."

>>10240340
Oh my god kek. Can you imagine if thats how she gets around things.

>"Mom, Petunia and I are gonna spend the night at the haunted barn on the otherside of the farm. Can I go? Say oink for yes."
>Pig noises
>"THANKS MOM!" She smiles hugging her filthy pig mother before running off "She said yes!"
>tfw she has no dad to set her straight

>>10240340
this makes me think, what sort of tension and divide would develop between satyrs of speaking species and satyrs of non-verbal species?
some bias would definitely happen, probably.

>>10239935
I could see it.
I kinda have this headcanon that she's unironicly a butcher, and enjoys cook for her specific family.
And that she tends to wear absolutely minimal clothing it home. So the family gets to see naked apron on the daily.

Since I figure there's probably at least 3 or 4 Anon's on SAA minimum, and country people tend to have a way of handling weird internally under a sort of "It's nobody's elses business but the family's" sort of logic, it wouldn't surprise me if one of her uncles, probably a non-blood one, decided to pursue that piggy pussy.

>>10240308
Aww, cute piggu.

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>>10240402
Not sure, its an interesting conecpt for sure. And one I'd like to explore but sadly I got work for the next 12 hours so I wont be able to chat in depth for a while.

>>10240411
A butcher how so? Man, it feels like goof convo will be had and I wont be here to enjoy it in full.
>tfw I would miss work when DJ was around taking request
Those were the golden era times.
>Cute piggu
She is. I love her

>>10240496
As in, there have to be some normal animals being butchered for meat.
If not as a sometimes food, then to feed carnivorous domestics like cats and dogs.
So when it's time to put down a chicken, or find a use for that wolf that tried attacking said chickens, that's her job.

If you want to be super meme, she might not mind preparing normal pork pigs.
Suppose that was the case, though, she's probably more in the mind set of thinking of herself as a human with pig features than as a hybrid pig.

>>10240546
>So when it's time to put down a chicken, or find a use for that wolf that tried attacking said chickens, that's her job.
Oh yeah I can see her doing that. Im of the head canon that animal satyrs like Petunia, Honey, Eirwhen pay for their room and board with doing chores and getting their hands dirty with what best related to them. Petunia takes care of the cows, Eirwhen maintains the yards, and I can see Honey taking care of the food or clean up situations. I also imagine her as being a really good cook/home maker or having those skills so it would suit her.

>she might not mind preparing normal pork pigs
>she's probably more in the mind set of thinking of herself as a human with pig features than as a hybrid pig
That can also be a really good reason why she is ok with it. And just never really thinks about it too deeply.

>All the younger farm kids all have little stories of the scary Honey covered in blood and holding dead things
>They all run and hide when she comes around
>As they get older they see she's a sweet, kind girl who is really good at making food and treats
>She becomes their favorite Auntie
She could be a major cutie

>More anthro pig shit
And here I was hoping for a normal satyr porn thread...

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>>10239935
Which one?

>>10241375
Wait, Gala and Darcy aren't full sisters? That's disappointing.

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>>10240308
I just don't like her because how she's being propped up.
>>10241375
>Making something this complicated
For what fucking purpose

>>10241458
>One is really brown and clearly of Mexican decent
>The other is white and of Irish origin

The ladies fawn over Big Macs cock anon.

>>10241488
Propped up how? Only ever see discussion and lore building. Propped up is more like when somebody says something then somebody else lazily replies "And then Ariannas uretha." Or some thing like that

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>>10241498
>Irish
Huh. Never saw that.

>>10241375
>Lodesa Babs
Peach's Father isn't Anon2

>>10241640
I like her other color varient. There she looks like Granny Smith. If you post the pic of her by thr wooden post she looks more Irish.

>>10241666
Family echo doesn't handle incest very well, Anon.

>>10241699
What is family echo?

>>10241669
Looked it up and all i could find was
>Their outward appearance generally consists of blue eyes (rarely brown depending on who exactly they descend from), dark hair, striking fair skin with pink undertones, and women are usually about or just under 5'6.
I feel that's really vague. Is there, like, anything else that talks about her being Irish decent? I just can't see it, even with that. >>10218575

>>10241726
https://www.familyecho.com/#edit:START

Family Tree maker.
Kinda limited. Doesn't handle incest very well, doesn't let people be in multiple active relationships, but the UI and presentation are probably the best of the family tree makers I've fooled around with.

>>10241699
Why is Peach now inbred as fuck, I thought y'all went with Gumdrop.

>>10241809
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>10241809
Because some just can't imagine not putting incest in something and make it worse.

>>10241809
Becasue everything must turn into incest and inbreeding here.

>>10242029
>only one person one couple on the family tree inbreeding, unless you count Darcy's "incest" by marriage of her half sister's mother's brother.
>EVERYTHING
Bitch more, faggot.

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>>10241375
Here's how I headcanon it.

>>10242251
>Pig and Apple Bloom
Kek

>>10242268
It's not Pig and Apple Bloom, it's Anon and Pig and Anon and Apple Bloom. It just shows up a bit weird because Family Echo puts the lines through other boxes instead of around.

>>10242251
That Anon's a busy man.
And Darcy's a dirtier senorita in yours too.

Not that I dislike it this way, I just felt mine would be a bit more accessible to people not into herding.

>>10241809
I have very good reasons for why I can never not see Peach as a legitimate electra.
Can't really go into detail though, sorry.

>>10242268
When multiple people have been in a relationship with a single person on the same branch, it shows it by passing extra lines through each others boxes on their way back to that person's box.

>>10242287
Oh, so your's is demonstrably worse.

>>10241375
>>10242251
Now this is autism.

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>>10242349
>>10242268
I just thought it was funny, I (hoped) didn't believe it was serious.

>Petunia
>Implying her dad isn't black

>>10242457
I wonder if that's Honey's mom.

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>>10242546
Niet. Smoller piggu.

>>10242587
I'm pretty sure Honey's mom is a regular pig on AJ's farm.

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>>10242697
Yeah, unless we have reason to retcon that soon.

>>10242772
oh god...

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>>10242796
Yeah. Not a fan of them lazily making all these new species anthro in these screens.

On the other hand, qt pricklepups.

>>10242546
Make it so!

>>10242969
what the actual fuck.

>>10242998
It's about the same quality as the others.

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>>10242969
Now THIS is keeping it in the family.

>>10243047
A little bit more readable than the Family Echo ones IMO, since it draws lines around the boxes instead of through them. It's a free open source program called GRAMPS that I just found. Pretty easy to get started with.

>>10243073
I was more implying that it was equally shit

>>10242969
why the fuck is Applebloom their goddamn kid

>>10243194
Didn't you ever wonder why neither AB nor their parents were present in their flashbacks?

>>10243270
Because either A) AB was too young to go on wacky adventures with her older siblings, B) She wasn't around in said flashback or C) The writers didn't create AJ's parents yet. MLP isn't going to support incest.

>>10243448
It's a longstanding spicy headcanon some people had. Obviously it's jossed since the parents do exist now, but we didn't know that 6 seasons ago.

>>10243673
It's not like there was ever any question of whether the parents exist. Just the question of how come AB didn't exist yet in AJ's flashbacks despite her parents apparently already being dead. As far as I know, that issue still hasn't been canonically addressed.

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P U R E

>>10241498
i still say it's possible for gala and darcy to be full sisters while looking like different races if big mac's femanon is biracial.

>>10245165
That's true. And there's always the old fallback that skin skin tones can come from the mother, since non-humans have plenty of variation under the fur.
Many inherit their upper body hair from their non-human half, so no reason their melanicity can't be from them too.

For example. Kimmy and Firginia are white, Lenora looks hispanic, and Ariana looks middle eastern, but they're all generally DGA's kids.

>>10245221
>Kimmy and Firginia are white, Lenora looks hispanic, and Ariana looks middle eastern, but they're all generally DGA's kids.
True. I always figured they just inherited some skin color from their mothers.

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>>10241375

>>10247195
Perfect.

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>>10247296
And that's all. Nothing less, nothing more.

Who's CUTE AND PERFECT?

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>>10247800
Daughteru is.

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>>10247826
Not what I was thinking

>>10247800
Prism

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>>10248054
Were you making a Star VS meme? Because I don't watch it.

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>>10248149
It is

>>10247800
>Thread confirmed to have cucks in it

>>10241375
>>10242251
>>10242969
Garbage

>>10247195
Perfect

>>10247372
Nice addition. Are father figures put on this list or no?

>>10249558
No father figures. I do think that Petunia shouldn't know her dad.

>>10249892
Not her biological father. I mean someone that can replace the spot where a "dad" would be that Deadbeat left.

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>>10248100
She is a pure cutie.

>>10250023
I usually go with AJs husband being a father figure to the barn satyrs.

>>10251960
if i had to have the barn satyrs around, it'd be funny if the apple family was unaware, then satyrs just popped up around the same time. one anon hurriedly fucking all the animals he can cum inside of, all around ponyville until he's caught and arrested for beastiality.

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>>10252236
Oh yeah, anons and femnons love fucking wild animals. But the results are well worth it with the cutest satyrs to be born from them.

>>10252353
>Implying any of the bestiality satyrs are cute
They're all pure shit whose presence has dragged the quality of this general down.

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>>10253475
>whose presence has dragged the quality of this general down.
Not like your constant, incessant bitching and constant picking of fights, though.
That's made the threads wonderful, fun, and super great to be a part of.

No, you're a force for good for the threads, it's all that stuff you don't like that's the problem.

>>10252236
isn't only one of the barn satyrs from a species that hasn't talked on the show though?

>>10253523
Yeah. Sheep, at least non-crystal sheep, have been shown to talk. Cattle have consistently been able to talk.
Only pigs are animals of the three.

>>10253559
I wonder if Honey would be able to understand Piggish.
While she no doubt spent a lot of time with the Apples growing up, and learned Equestrian from them, she would presumably also have spent a lot of time with her mom.

>>10253739
I mean, I guess she'd probably have an instinctive understanding of pig noises, but they're just animals. They don't have a language, or the capacity to convey much beyond the standard food/danger related stuff most animals understand.

>>10253771
The show's depiction of critter intelligence contradicts that assessment.

>>10253784
I tend to discount the majority of such depictions as artistic license, honestly.
The waters of is/isn't intelligent are muddly enough without adding every little thing to the list because it smiled at a joke.

>>10253784
True, most critters in the show seem unusually intelligent even if they can't speak pony language.
Chances are they just can't speak because they don't have proper vocal chords like some of the other species.
That doesn't mean they can't communicate in their own ways using noises and body language.

>>10253522
Don't forget incest is a bigger push than any "non pure" satyr ever has or ever will be.

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There was some talk of a gender bent Warren and I really liked the idea so /d/ did a commission for me. Here it is. Hope you enjoy.

Name: Spurs

My take on her is she works as a deputy for Appleloosa's law enforcement unit. Though she does pretty well in her job she does get nervous when she realizes she's being watched. Which can sometimes lead to smaller goofs. She often wears engraved belt buckles that she thinks are cool but then usually blows up in her face.

>wears buckles that always ironically never hold up to what she's doing
>Wears "Boss Hog" gets hog tied on accident trying to rustle pigs
>wears "Feared" as she stammers to gets unruley kids under control
>And maybe they pull her pants down too adding to her shame as she tries not to cry
>Wears "Unstoppaple" as her cart gets a broken wheel and she cant go anywhere

She never seems to realize that wearing those "bad luck buckles" as the other law enforcement agents joke, often leads to major hiccups.

Just a little take on her I had and wanted to see be a thing. Hope ya like the art of this cutie. This is just all in good fun for me, and I treat it like non canon comic book stories.

Happy American Burger Freedom Day!

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>>10256117
And here is a /sad/ exclusive for my fellow pervy degenerates.

>She often practices escaping being tied up in case she's ever captured by rustlers
>She does it naked because she's alone at home and somtimes it can take her a long time to do it

Or its just some nice lewd. Either way, enjoy

>>10256117
>>10256149
Damn cute.

So does that mean the bad mother fucker one means she'll be mostly getting kittens out of trees, helping old ladies cross the street, and similarly boring good Samaritan stuff?

>>10256149
unf

Would cum inside.

>>10256215
Of course Anon, and being home by curfew. Sure she's an adult and has her own place, but, its curfew.

>>10256216
She does have a nice shapely butt, just like her dear old dad.

Guys, hi it's me..
So I think we are all missing the elephant in the room.
We can have CATGIRLS AND CATBOYS
<3

>>10256545
wait until the movie comes out before you take action on that idea.

>>10256574
FIIIIINE.
<it's not like I didn't know about seaponies...but now we can have an alternate timeline for bouy's father>

>>10256545
>Anon knocks up Opal
>Catyr happens

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>>10256581
Bouy already has a dad though.

>>10256574
>tfw parrot girl anthros and cat guys anthros may have abominations of their own
We are going to reach levels of autism that the pansy complain anons can only dream of shitposting.

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>>10256545
Porcupines! >>10242772

>>10253522
You're in a pony fandom, people want ponies.
Many expect something related to the major sapient races we've seen in the show when they go here. What do they get instead? Serious discussions and worldbuilding around
>pigs
>cows
>monsters
>bestiality
>incest and inbreeding
>hundreds of rabbits

Yeah, it's totally not fags like you who loves that kind of stuff for some reason that is dragging down the general.

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You know what time it is? Time for a totally random reminder.

>Reminder not to reply to obvious bait that seeks to derail and productive content. If you dont like thing feel free to post your own content or discussion. This in relation to no particular post or anon. If you feel slighted by these comments then maybe you should reflect on your own quality of post.

>>10256545
No
>>10256617
>That fucking garbage, soulless movie
It explains the tastes here quite a bit.

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happy 4th!

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>>10256897
>That filename
Yes please.

Do they live together or are they just doing this for the summer? Nice pic btw, love those cuties

>>10256897
Cute!
I want Mudpie to make a porno with Dirt Cup.

>>10257032
What would their porno be about? How many lesbian scenes. Or who would they bang if they are practicing with a penis?

>>10220599
I dunno

>>10257104
Just the two of them introducing themselves as siblings and then fucking on camera.

>>10256117
>>10256149
Another one for Utah's harem


[spoiler]I'm joking if that isn't obvious[/spoiler]

>>10257354
Utah could not handle the Spurs. Between her 2stonk4u and adorable clumsyness he'd be in a hospital bed. Also this anon said it best >>10244925 it's purest form

>Spoiler
Didn't you know anon? Jokes and fun are forbidden here.

>>10257354
could see how she interacts with the other apple boys.

>>10257354
If she lives in Appleloosa, he'll have to travel pretty far.

>>10257446
I seriously doubt she's had more than brief meetings with them.
She probably chummy with Ambrosia, though.

>>10257446
Probablt very respectfully. Trouble Shoes probably stayed on good terms with the apple bunch after the events of the show. Maybe they trash talk a bit saying country farmers are soft compared to desert deputies.

>>10256897
And THIS is why she ended up with Thorn. Mudpie naked, wanting to be intimate, and Trimmings just tells her to get a normal job? Poor Mudpie. She wanted to be told she was pretty or that it would be fun.

>"Y-You're beautiful. What the fuck? How are you so beautiful?"

The clam slam lives strong

>>10256663
We're in the friendship is magic fandom, actually. We want friendship is magic related content and everything in this thread is related. The only pony supremacist here is you desu senpai

>>10257584
Would Thorn be an awkward stuttery lesbian?

>>10257645
To start. Then she would develop into Mudpie's personal carpet muncher. A loving carpet muncher, but still.

>>10256614
This is /sad/ man. You can post the "comic"

>>10257259
Would Dirt Cup still be a colt in your view or nah? Idea is still fun though either way.

>>10257711
>Mudpie's personal carpet muncher. A loving carpet muncher, but still.
>Not ponut muncher
Bruh.

>>10257727
Buoy's dad is Bruce though. She'd need a redesign if you wanted her to be of Maxie, and I can't say I'm super interested in letting EqG content in.

Shit fucks with muh headcanon.

>>10257739
Right, right. Sorry, forgot girls can eat ass too. The clam is for slam and ponut for munch.

>>10257739
Variety is the spice of life. Can't just eat donut all day y'know?

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>>10257727
I dont have it, and the way you did quotes for comic is suspect

>>10257584
Trimmings was always bad voicing her feelings. She did care for Muds though.

>>10257733
Dirt Cup is a cute young boy, I think he works best as that.

>>10257748
I always head canon bruce got with ding, left because reasons and Maxie is step dad best dad.

>>10257748
>I can't say I'm super interested in letting EqG content in.
Same. Not-Bratz/Not-Monster High should never have existed to begin with.

>>10257759
Tell that to Thorn. Girl has a serious anal fixation. Anal only 4 lyfe.

>>10257803
Make the best of a bad situation i say. Impregnate all the new waifus, crank out cute abominations. Rinse repeat

>>10257771
https://derpibooru.org/1440220?q=oc%3Amaxie

There was also a couple pics of her riding a wave, using Maxie as a... "board", iirc.

>>10257828
I'd agree, since that's my plan for the movie. Except the only satyrs to come out of it are the Shimmer kids, whom I'm utterly indifferent to, and the siren kids who I actively and unanimously dislike.

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>>10257858

>>10257996
Love that pic. MT does top work

>>10256720
>Implying it's bait
Fools that blind themselves from the truth will have the most abrupt of awakenings.

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>>10257996
Sonata has surprisingly good human genetics

>>10258107
where are you supposed to stick it?

>>10258049
>Hmm.
>>>/mlp/30449146

>>10258134
Same way you stick it in (sfw) satyr pics. Magic genitals that appear due to plot convenience.

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>>10258107
>Those nice thick tits
Top tier unf. Love /d/s lewds

>>10258134
A cute little fish slit. Wet, tight and nice. Now I want to see that for Artricia.

>>10258136
>Literally copy pasting bait
This is how lazy/dedicated our troll is.

>>10258107
Those nipples look like shitstains.

>>10257463
He does live in Appleloosa with his Uncle, Aunt, and cousin for a while.

I remember one idea I had was one of Utah's villain would either be King Longhorn or Minos. They both would have the same sort of feeling toward him. They see potential in him, but Equestria has robbed him of it. His human side turned him a simple brute and his pony side made him soft.

If they knew about Petunia or Feather, they'd both probably hate him more.

>>10258596
Who is King Longhorn? And why would they not know? Does he keep his identity a secret?

>>10258562
I wonder if Buoy was banned from her school's swim team for making the other students look bad.

>>10258702
The guy from the bad mlp comic but I like his design.
>Does he keep his identity a secret?
Yes. Unsurprisingly like most of my ideas I throw out, it was either ignored or fell by the wayside.

>>10258776
Perserverance my man. Keep on keeping on. Im busy atm but maybe we can expand today

>>10258776
>the bad mlp comic
Which one? Most of the comic plots are bad.

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>>10259073
This traimwreck

>>10257733
Young-ish. Early teens maybe?
Mudpie a few years older.

>>10258107
Maximum unf.

>>10258107
Dolphin pussy-slit version when?

>>10258747
In the SJW we all winners crowd? Yes. In the competitive scene? Nah she was welcomed with open hooves.

>>10258747
I dunno about a school team, but in professional competitions I imagine fish satyrs (and maybe fish-ponies too) would be a league of their own since no non-fish species would stand a chance against them.

>>10257584
I never liked the Thorn and Mudpie couple. I always assumed Thorn dated either Jay or Pear.

>>10258747
In addition, I wonder if she makes use of a specially designed wheelchair to aid her movement on land when visiting her grandparents, and if she carries around a spray bottle filled with water to keep her gills moist in the sun?

I like to that yes.

>>10262349
I never, personally, figured out how it came to be. While I'm not so sure about Jay or Pear with either, I will say I'm partial to Mudpie and Trimmings.

>>10262537
I'm partial to Jay because I read two good stories about him and Thorn bonding over music. They had attracting personalities that I just don't see with Mudpie and Thorn as a couple other than 'they're cute, ship them'. Pear, I'd say because he's atleast a little related to the Mane 6.

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Made some shit.

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>>10263670
Also made some piss, for ya boi Piss Anon.
I don't much care for your fetish, but you's a troo dood.

>>10263697
>>10263670
An interesting pic to say the least. Your perspective needs a little tweaking since Teri looks like a very buff man. Still nice work, trying new things can be fun

>>10263697
>you will never be DGA
>your beautiful monster daughterus will never hold it in all day and collaborate on preparing a fresh warm piss bath for you on father's day

>>10263754
>Teri looks like a very buff man.
Well, her dad makes sure she has a lot of protein in her diet. :^)
But yeah, I see what you mean.
And thanks, I'm just trying to find my footing as an artfag.

>>10263820
Eh. You do you, man.

>Ariana convinces her sisters and Cottonball that giving you a little fug now and then would be a wonderful way for them to thank you for all you did raising them.

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>>10263820
Is everyone's dad just dga now? Is he now just the ultimate anon?

>>10263934
>Well, her dad makes sure she has a lot of protein in her diet. :^)
You know, if you think about she probably beats her wings all the time to get around. I wonder if that would tone her up? Breasts almost non existent.

>Breazy satyrs when pregnant stop flying all together being unable to fly and their body adds on the pounds to get breasts to feed the baby

>>10264016
>Adds on the pounds.
The ounces, my dude. But yeah, that headcanon makes sense to me.

And I could see her being pretty damn tone.
I view her as living in a big indoor garden her dad built onto the house to allow her some freedom while keeping her safe.
This in itself means she's fairly athletic. But while he attempts to keep it sealed to control what insects and stuff get in and out, some things slip the net.
He's more than once found her battling spiders with toothpicks and other such things. It worries him to no end, but the girl can get a bit antsy.

Up.

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>>10267053
Love that pic. I want to see more of Clockwork getting railed by that invisible dog.

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One more new thing before bed.

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Remember that thanks to their sissy part pony DNA, sonfus are genetically predisposed towards being little crybaby bitches. You, as their father, owe it to them to raise them in such a way as to make them strong, with wills of iron and bodies of steel. Hugging and snuggling your daughteru, reading her bedtime stories and giving her upsies when she wants something from a high shelf that she can't reach is fine, but unless your son is doing weighted push-ups, squats, practising fighting or holding his hand four inches over a candle flame to learn to ignore pain, then you're doing something wrong and he'll probably turn out as a campy little homosexual that pleases other Anons for money.

I know it's hard and that your fatherly instincts will make you show him just as much affection as you do his sister(s) and that you'll want to let him live the easy life, but you need to see it through.

He WILL hate you and probably resent his sisters, but it'll be worth it when he grows up and has women, mares and all the satyr girls literally dripping if he so much as glances in their direction.

This training may not be necessary for some satyrs whose non-human parent is a griffon, manticore or eldrich abomination etc, but it goes doubly for bun satyrs! Do NOT let your son's sisters coddle and mother him as they will instinctively try to do!

This is good advice, but I cannot be help responsible for any mental damage, crippling social issues or patricide caused by following it.

>>10273408
>Do NOT let your son's sisters coddle and mother him as they will instinctively try to do!

>"You're so cute when you're grumpy, little brother."
>You grumble loudly as one of your older sisters hugged you to her ample bosom as another idly played with your long ears.
>Several more looked on adoringly, each cooing at how 'cute' they thought you were.
>So what if you were the only boy in a litter of nine girls?
>That didn't mean they had treat you like a teddy bear.
"Lemme go, Snowdrop, I have to go meet my friends!"
>Your sister just giggles and hugs you closer, your face now buried firmly in her cleavage.
>"Nuh-uh, not till you say it."
>You huff in annoyance.
"No way, I'm not saying it."
>She hums.
>"Well then I guess you'll just have to play with me instead."
>Now it was the turn of another of your sisters to speak up as she frowned at Snowdrop.
>"You've hogged him to yourself long enough, it's my turn to hold him now."
>A small argument began to break out amongst the others as to whose turn it was next.
"This isn't fair, I wanna go!"
>Snowdrop smiled down at you.
>"You can... just as soon as you say how much you love your sisters and how I'm your favourite."

Life as a male bun is suffering.

>>10273630
On the upside, you won't need to worry about getting pent up.

>>10273630
"Let me go, Dewberry, I promised I'd meet my girlfriend ten minutes ago."
>"You're too young to have a girlfriend, little bro-"
"I'm ten years old, we hold hands and everything!"
>"You should forget about her and play with me and Juniper instead."
"I don't want to stay with you."
>"Oh shush... If you stay with us, we can practice kissing so that you can really impress your girlfriend next time you see her."
>"Gross!"
>"Kissy-kissy, here it comes."
"No!"

>>10273408
WEW!
Honestly, I reconcile it by imagining that Equestria works by RGR rules.
You know, females are the workers and bread earners. Feminine and masculine traits are inverted, in the sense of what that means.
And herds are normal, and the guy likely runs the family, though many might hoist that off on a head girl if herds are large enough in your headcanon to let guys afford to be lazy.

So in this setting, the average Anon would stand out as being very oddly and unforcedly feminine, and a poner like Rarity would be fairly masculine.
If you let sonfu assimilate fully to the culture here, he'll be very girly by human standards.

>>10274397
>Your qt3.14 girlfriend comes to meet your family for the first time.
>You like her a lot!
>She even lets you hold her hand without gloves on before marriage.
>You're going to be husband and wife when you grow up.
>Your dozen or so sisters spend the entire time being passive-aggressive bitches to her for "stealing" their adorable baby brother from them.
>They "accidentally" trip and spill hot tea on her three times in an hour.
>You wish your dad would just hurry up and put a baby in each of them so they'll have somebody else to fuss over and leave you alone.
>The evening didn't go as planned, but okay though because your girlfriend thinks your Beyblades are really cool.

>>10274859
>You wish your dad would just hurry up and put a baby in each of them so they'll have somebody else to fuss over and leave you alone.
>Sonfu gets an idea, and slips away to ask his dad to do just that.
>Soon, all his sisters are in or around their dads bedroom, giving sonfu and gf free reign of the rest of the burrow.

>>10274859
>You wish your dad would just hurry up and put a baby in each of them so they'll have somebody else to fuss over
You could always just take care of it yourself.

>>10274948
In bun society, the family patriarch full authority and control to dictate breeding rights in his burrow.

>>10274948
And doom the sonfu to a life of being their babies daddy? Thats not how you escape dotting sister tyranny

>>10274892
>giving sonfu and gf free reign of the rest of the burrow.

>"So do you want to, you know, fool around and stuff?"
"Huh? Oh, yeah sure, in a minute, but first look how fast I can spin my special red Bey."
>"Hmm, yeah that's... that's pretty cool, I guess."
"I call it my ultimate tornado whirl attack."
>"You don't say."
"Uh-huh. Buckthorn from school thought he could defeat me using his favourite blue Beyblade, but I showed him!"
>"That's nice... Hey, do you think there's any space left in your dad's room?"
"Whoooosh! See, it spins super fast."
>"Ugh, nevermind, I'll go see for myself."

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>>10275010
>Sonfu's face when.
L...let it RIP.

>Dad tell the little gf he'll impregnate her last.
>She watches the whole affair of 9 buns being knocked up lovingly yet but forcefully.
>It's her turn.
>He instead calls his son in, and makes a show of how his genes flow in his sons blood.
>Orders son to hold his girlfriend down and breed her like she was meant to be bred.
>Gives him pointers on how to improve his technique and hold off cumming to fast.
>Makes him repeat it when he's done.
>By the end, he's putting his girlfriend in mating presses and full anal nelsons, and she's completely ahaego.

>>10275100
>>By the end, he's putting his girlfriend in mating presses and full anal nelsons, and she's completely ahaego.
Good job, lad! Now don't tell your mother.

>>10273408
Utah does and he's probably one if not the most masculine satyrs when he grows up.
>Starts as sidekick for cousin during a time that resembles golden/silver age
>Leaves the farm and goes solo
>Becomes a bit of a swashbuckler for a time in his life that resembles silver and beginning of bronze age
>Gets a few dark and gritty moments with some villains like someone who calls himself Poacher
>Still keeps his morals of fighting for people who can't fight for themselves the entire time.
>Starts a family of his own

>>10275100
>Ruining your son's life by having him be a kid having kids
Why? Let him enjoy his young years being dog piled by his 9 well busty sisters and having their tits squeezed up on him as he says how gay that is.

>>10275183
He's 10, his balls haven't actually dropped yet, so the breeding is figurative.
Just teaching him how to be a successful buck in the bunpire.

I wonder what other 90s and early 2000s toys satyrs might be into?

>>10275286
Slip and slides. Lawn darts. Hoolla hoops (because those thighs don't lie), super soakers, and twister. For lewd family fun or lewd in general

>>10275286
Which satyr was the first to one-up the others at school by having a game boy color?

>>10275224
>He's 10, his balls haven't actually dropped yet

"That's what girls have down there? Gross, I don't want to put my willy in that!"
>"Son, in the wise words of Dalai Lama, don't be a fag."
"But it's all wet and weird looking."
>"Just do it, you pansy, holy shit."

>>10275100
"Young man, you come and ejaculate into your girlfriend's womb over and over again until she's pregnant right this instant or you're grounded."
>"But dad, that's gay."

>>10275402
Icarus. He begged his mom over and over to get one. Sadly he dropped it while flying. It belongs to Ding now

>>10275286
>>10275402
>>10276595
Wow, this is so lewd and totally /sad/ material.

>>10276684
Yeah man. Icarus loved Custer's Revenge as a kid. Once he grew up he graduated to Rance and has been the dude ever since.

>>10277416
>later, he got a new copy and started speedrunning it and now holds the world record

>>10277477
>Speedrunning an Atari game.
Son...

>>10277540
Why not? I've seen people speedrun E.T. before.

>>10277555
WEW!

Mostly because Custer's revenge is one screen long. Run to the other side, don't get hit by arrows, rape the indian girl against a cactus.

I suppose he could get the high score, though.

>>10277596
Speedrun to max score then I guess.

>>10277596
>Against a cactus
Is that really what happened?

>Icarus rapes Featherheart against a cactus
Fund it

>>10280155
How bizarre

>>10275457
>>10275737
"Holy hell, son. I could have stolen your girlfriend just now, you know. Now show her what a real man is like, or I swear to god I will."
>"I'm still here, you two."
"Be quiet, womb, this conversation doesn't need your input."
>[dripping bunny sub noises]

>>10264106
>But yeah, that headcanon makes sense to me.

How big to their tits get? Relatively speaking anyway.

>>10282631
Probably no bigger than B, simply due to the need for flight.

>>10282631
Relatively speaking? Maybe no bigger than a C cup if they were human sized. But that would generally be one that doesn't fly much or is pregnant.
A to a small B, is probably the norm.

So savor that thimble of fairy milk. It's as rare as it is dank.

>>10282687
>fairy milk
Does it have magic properties? That could be an interesting idea, and the inevitable fairy milk farms to come of it. Constant horny fairies in need of relief

>>10282782
My first thought is that it's just really refreshing for such a small amount of liquid.
Maybe it's got mana restoring properties. But probably no more than any number of other, alchemical reagents that are more easily attainable in greater volume.

>>10283813
I don't remember this.
Are you DJ? Are...are you about to dump those father's day requests.

>>10270447
wew
good job man

>>10285194
Bella just needs a good man in her life who'll treat her right.

>>10285194
Disregard the ass kisser, it looks like shit.

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Huh, I'm totally feeling a random reminder right now.

>Reminder not to reply to shit starting anons who want to kill content by driving it away
>This is in no way related to any anon in particular if you take offence to this post you should reconsider your intentions for this thread

>>10286065
I mean he's not wrong though. I'm glad to have new artfags though, and the only way from here is up

>>10286065
No worries man, he won't drive me off.
I know my art isn't very good, because I'm very new to arting. But I know the difference between constructive criticism and someone just trying to be actively discouraging.

>>10286125
More for the anons dense enough to give him direct (yous) glad to have you on board though. Any things you like to talk about? Bella needing HMD or wanting it and not admitting to herself is a take I have not seen often. Is that a thing you HC or have back story for? Or just one shot lewd?

>>10286159
I was just making a spengbab meme.
That said, I headcanon that satyr girls have a far greater natural attraction to human men, or failing that at least things with human tops than to other species.
So maybe, if she was somehow in a position to see a man in a sexual light, she'd have a lot of conflict over it.

And overall, I feel her existing attitude is heavily more a coping mechanism for daddy/abandonment issues than something she truly believes. So if she was forced to interact on friendly terms with an Anon for a while, she'd start lightening up a good bit.

>>10286224
Oh yeah I get the spongebob meme. Just curious if there was a deeper lore then what was seen.

>>10286319
Beyond what I said, not really.

Welp er 14 posts away lets kill this thread.

Post lewd pic ideas with 1 character.

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>>10286434
Ariana lactating.

And here we fucking go again.

Might as well, since he's just gonna spam anyway.

>>10286532
>>10286532
>>10286532
New thread.

>>10286559
>Used Spurs pic
My heart!

>>10286468
Man her boob milk must fill tubs

>>10286587
All the better to feed daddy's babies.