Haha I hate myself me irl edition

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First for self harm and sexual identity issues.

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Second for Ace Combat memes

Heck

What are my possums up to today

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>>10217525
posting on 4chan

>>10217525
Playing Rage and an hd remake of Quake 1
ty id software

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>>10217525
Drawing, sweltering, being gassy.

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>>10217525
listening to this https://youtu.be/kU7WycrkiEE
and stressing myself out

just another sunday

>>10217525
Being depressed and wishing I was legally allowed to own a gun still.

I've got my weekly D&D game in 12 hours though which is cool.

>>10217525
I'm not drinking alcohol for the entire month of July.
I'm worried about the fact that I started showing the physical symptoms of alcoholism, a problem that runs in my family, so I'm trying to nip it in the bud before it starts to get to be an issue.

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>>10217882
That's awesome. Good luck, anon!

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>>10217695
Comfy as heck

>>10217689
What are you drawing anon? Possums?

>>10217882
Good decision my man

>>10217525
trying to make my trainer cute in pokemon sun

trying not to think bad things

>>10216746
>sexual identity issues
How do you feel about people not labeling it as a mental illness?

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>>10218099
How is Pokemon Sun and Moon? Been thinking of picking up a cheap 3DS and playing the new Pokemon games but not sure it's gonna be worth it.

>>10218127
I don't really feel anything about it.

>>10218143
I'd say it's worth getting a 3DS for, S & M is miles better than X and Y just for reference. Not to mention if you get it now you'd be ready for the sequels coming in november.

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>>10218214
Alright. I'll try to get one when I've got money. I get a 15% discount at the game shop because my brother used to work there and they like me.

Shame there's no jobs going in the hecking town :\

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>all these losers

fucking disgusting creatures BEGONE!

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>>10218356
I wanna stay though ;_;

>>10218143
>I don't really feel anything about it.
So do you agree you have a mental illness?

>>10218488
I don't know, probably. I don't really care if the things I do are normal or not, I just wanna live my life in peace with my boyfriend.

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
another night of not being able to break up wiht my girl fiend

>>10218513
Fair enough, but you do have a mental illness.

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>>10218763
Alright. I'm sure most of the thread does as well. You for one seem to believe your opinions to be facts.

>>10218685
It might be shitty to her, but have you tried doing it by text?

>>10218794
>You for one seem to believe your opinions to be facts.
>person doesn't think he's the same sex as he body
>thinks it's not a mental illness
It's a mental illness.

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>>10218827
>person doesn't think he's the same sex as he body

Now you're making stuff up man. All I said was

>sexual identity issues

With no explanation on what they are. Why must you jump to wrong conclusions anon? Do you even know what sexual identity is? Because you appear to think it's gender identity.

It's 5am and I'm drunk as fuck. When I eventually get to sleep I'm gonna be useless all fucking day. And tomorrow I'll probably stay up late drinking again.

Wheeee...

>>10218868
If you're having sexual identity issues, you have a mental illness, plain and simple.

whotf is this normie lmao

>>10219022
So you believe me not being sure if I'm straight or bisexual is a mental illness?

Ergo everyone out there who ever fapped to something remotely gay and wondered if he was now gay has a mental illness?

>>10219022
Maybe your words would carry more weight on a board not filled with diaper porn, transformation and people wanting to fuck animals.

>>10219068
>So you believe me not being sure if I'm straight or bisexual is a mental illness?
Yeah. I'm bisexual myself and I think it's a mental illness. Whether you're religious or totally secular and evolutionist it goes against what would be the most logical course of action.

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>>10219096
If "Not logical" is your characterisation for a mental illness then everyone would have one.

Everyday I see people drink things that will kill them, do things that cause no happiness or benefit and so forth. Doesn't make it a mental illness.

There's also the factor you're on 4chan, so your scientific opinion means less then nothing compared to so many more qualified people out there. Plus the fact you didn't even know the meaning of "Sexual Identity" and jumped to assumptions about topics shows that you're not exactly fit to argue about logic.

>Whether you're religious or totally secular and evolutionist it goes against what would be the most logical course of action
Also completely dismisses religious that have homosexual interaction as a part of their beliefs and worship.

For everyone's sake I'm gonna stop pissing up a thread for possums arguing with you. Peace anon.

>>10219169
>If "Not logical" is your characterisation for a mental illness then everyone would have one.
Not based on darwinism.

>There's also the factor you're on 4chan
He bought into the le 4chan legit autism meme

>Also completely dismisses religious that have homosexual interaction as a part of their beliefs and worship.
Anyone with a brain would know I'm saying regardless of religious belief that's against it or totally secular, it doesn't make sense.

>For everyone's sake I'm gonna stop pissing up a thread for possums arguing with you. Peace anon.
I accept your defeat, if I had no real defense I'd prolly opt out too.

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>>10219308
>defeat

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>>10219308
First of all: Evolution and nature doesn't have a goal, purpose, plan or anything like that. Nothing is "against nature", nature is simply what is.

Second: A family or tribal unit could benefit from a small amount of members that do not reproduce, since they can spend more time otherwise needed for raising and caring for their kids to work and gather resources that benefit their peers.

>>10219308
>I accept your defeat
It would be a surrender if it even happened.

Let me guess ESL or slow in the head?

>>10219362
Arg!

>>10219376
Arg!

>>10219375
>Second
Source?

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>>10219440
>Source?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kin_selection

>>10219461
>the most basic understanding of kin selection ever in the history of society
Look up Jordan peterson on selecting mates you basic bitch looool.

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>>10219496
I already know I will never be selected as anyone's mate

What is the point of these threads?

>>10219808
I'm just saying your sad justification like it benefits is outweighed by hundreds of thousands of years of evidence to the contrary.

>>10219496
>Jordan peterson
Might as well point him to Steben Boliniu or Varg.

>>10220137
Oh do you have any evidence as to why he's insignificant?

>>10220176
He's not insignificant, merely a preacher talking about things he knows little about. Exactly like any other internet personality. Don't forget to gib bux to his patreon.

>>10220204
Do you have evidence of him being a fraud or being incorrect in what he talks about?

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>Arguing about mental illness in opossum in trash

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>>10219822
To talk about a comic that has long since been talked about in its entirety. The weirdos who associate with that comic just kept making threads though and here we are like a year later. Get comfy and post about whatever or don't.

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>>10220717
>being surprised about arguing about mental illness in opossum in trash

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>>10220204
>psychologist that spent years studying the human mind and human nature
>merely a preacher talking about things he knows little about
What makes you think you know any more than a common preacher anyway? Hell, what makes you think you know more than the common person? People go out and experience more shit every day than you probably do in a week because you probably sit in a bubble where in the best case scenario the most social interaction you get is working a job where you try your best to avoid people and circlejerking on the internet in little cliques that try their best not to personally offend you.

>>10222532
>circlejerking on the internet in little cliques that try their best not to personally offend you.
So you come to a thread about a little clique that circlejerks to complain about a guy being in them?

Are you that guy from a while ago who came here telling everyone to kill themselves by any chance?

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The one thing I look forward to each week got cancelled. Anyone want to double suicide with me?

>>10222532
>common person
But I never said that I know more than average Joe. I'm not even a part of any internet circlejerk.

You're defending youtube personality who gained prominence because he refused to use funny pronouns. He's busy criticizing post modernism despite defining truth as everything and anything he likes and sees some deep propaganda in Disney flicks. You accuse me of living in a bubble but not he guy who thinks that nowadays you can be a working man father and the sole the provider for the family, and somehow raise your kid without any financial issues at all and if you somehow don't want a kid ASAP you're ambiguously deranged.
If you want to pretend that he's some enlightened philosopher king who's figured it all out, that's fine. To me he's preaching some feel good bullshit to his loyal providers, nothing more.

>>10222856
>You're defending youtube personality who gained prominence because he refused to use funny pronouns.
Actually he gained prominence from the major unjustified backlash against him.

>He's busy criticizing post modernism despite defining truth as everything and anything he likes and sees some deep propaganda in Disney flicks.
Did you even watch the videos? He's using them as metaphor to describe things that are generally well understood in psychology.

>guy who thinks that nowadays you can be a working man father and the sole the provider for the family, and somehow raise your kid without any financial issues at all
Where did he say that?

>don't want a kid ASAP you're ambiguously deranged.
I know what vid you're talking about, and it's taken a little out of context. He has always advocated for stability before wanting a kid, but he does think if all things are stable you should work to produce the next generation. Personally speaking I'm someone that doesn't want kids, but I can understand the human need, and importance in reproduction.

>If you want to pretend that he's some enlightened philosopher king who's figured it all out, that's fine.
Of course not, in fact he makes it abundantly clear he doesn't know everything and is actively trying to learn and understand as much as possible.

>To me he's preaching some feel good bullshit to his loyal providers, nothing more.
Provide evidence to something he said that was objectively incorrect. Otherwise, you're right, it's just your perspective.

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Can we honestly stop all this scientific, philosophy bullshit? Some of us are happy being retarded faggots and just want a thread about possums.

>>10222695
>The one thing I look forward to each week
Which is?

>>10222637
>So you come to a thread about a little clique that circlejerks to complain about a guy being in them?
Circlejerks are fine when you hang out there just to relax and bust a nut, but they really shouldn't be your soul source of pleasure. Spending too much time in circlejerks cripples your ability to grow. And I never told anyone here to kill themselves.

>>10222856
>You're defending youtube personality
He's a Harvard professor.

>He's busy criticizing post modernism despite defining truth as everything and anything he likes and sees some deep propaganda in Disney flicks.
Have you even actually listened to what he says? He gives actual reasons and logical explanations as to why he thinks something, and he doesn't like everything he says, in fact I think he dislikes a lot of things he says.

>You accuse me of living in a bubble but not he guy who thinks that nowadays you can be a working man father and the sole the provider for the family and somehow raise your kid without any financial issues at all
They are also living in a bubble, but I'm not talking to them right now I'm talking to you.

>if you somehow don't want a kid ASAP you're ambiguously deranged.
The closest thing I can think of him saying anything like this is that statistically most women go insane in their late 40s if they don't have children. He constantly talks about sorting yourself out and being careful about selecting a mate before you even think about kids.

Also, old Disney flicks aren't just shit that popped into Walt's head, they're actual religious and cultural stories crafted through history that he just repackaged for a modern audience, stories actually written to have deeper meaning that are caulk full of symbolism and abstract angles on the perception of human nature.

>>10223223
>Circlejerks are fine when you hang out there just to relax and bust a nut
Alright, good to see you're a reasonable person. Now can you guys please take this whole thing to /pol/ or some shit rather then spam it in a circlejerk where people have come to relax?

>>10223271
I like my circlejerks a little gritty and rough. Please don't kink shame me.

>>10223119
My ttrpg group. Then DM's sick so we're gonna skip this week which is depressing cause my character just died anyway.

>>10223323
We could try something else gritty and rough baby~

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>>10223030
Seconded

>>10223337
Watcha playing?

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>>10223337
How gritty and how rough?

>>10223390
Just 5e D&D. The DM's really good though and even though I'm not a huge fan of just how simple the system is, she really makes it work. Rest of the group is new which makes it fun.

Last week I died after a shockingly dumb plan on my part had my Wizard go up against 8 Orcs, 2 Wolves and an Ogre alone. So I'm gonna make a Half-Elf Druid to fill the gap of full spellcaster in the party.

>>10223434
I have strong sexual feelings towards pain and blood.

>>10223384
Hey just making sure yall know it's a mental illness.

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>>10223476
Come be mentally ill with me.

>>10223476
Having been named David, working in wildlife removal or being a homeless single mom with lots of babies?

>>10223515
Definitely that, but also homosexuals and transgendered people.

>>10223494
I'm good.

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>>10223515
I did work in wildlife removal, can confirm there's many mental ill people in that line of work.

>>10223525
You'd be better with some kisses.

>>10223540
Just spreadin the good word.

>>10223476
Yeah, but whats the point?
Whats that gonna accomplish? The label will neither change the person nor their actions.

>>10223458
Blood and pain doesn't really turn me on but hurting people makes me feel really good in the moment, and I really like pleasing people.

>>10223660
>The label will neither change the person nor their actions
>transgender suicide rate post op is 40%
Yeah...won't change anything hehe...

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>>10223711
Well you can hurt me and you'd be pleasing me. Masochistic for u.

>>10223717
Which is all well in fine because I also agree most trannies have something a bit loose mentally.

But just telling them "You have a mental illness" online isn't going to help them in any way. If anything it'd make them feel worse about their situation which would lead to a higher chance of suicide.

>>10223717
Im sorry , but werent we talking about sexual orientation instead of gender identity? I agree with you that we need some new approches on gender identity issues.

>>10223753
>But just telling them "You have a mental illness" online isn't going to help them in any way.
Well I mean I'm not really here to help them, just making them aware.

>>10223759
Fair enough, in regards to sexual orientation it's also a mental illness, though not nearly as clear cut in terms of how damaging it is.

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>>10223753

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>>10223753
>Well you can hurt me and you'd be pleasing me
A wave of arousal just shot through my body. I think I'm a sadist now.

>>10224066
That's good cause there's not enough sadist out there, especially not enough who like to hurt while also being nice.

Until I get to be with one in person I just use knives and beat myself the best I can.

>>10224160
Don't harm yourself too bad, I'm sure when you find someone they'll want to be the one to ruin your supple body before tending to it and cuddling afterwards.

Tomorrow I'm totally starting something productive.

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>>10224680
Good luck with that, but tomorrow is nearly yesterday, so better start as fast as ya can, you can rest when ya at least took the first step.

>>10224744
First of all I'm still fixing my day schedule. Which mean's that so far I'm going to sleep at 2 AM rather than 5 AM and limiting my fapping. Gonna finish my backlog, something I've been working on past month and then gonna start with C++, UE4 and blender.

Ur the best positiveanon

>>10224867
seconding this
would hug positiveanon and give him a kiss

I can't help but fall in love with schizos
It's not even intentional, every relation and crush I've ever had has been with someone with a form of schizophrenia

The fuck is actually wrong with me lmao

>>10225235
I've been diagnosed with schizophrenia when I was little. 4 or 5 years I think, somehow managed to get better without any medication.

>>10225316
Why did you stop taking your meds? We're you on that antidepressant that degrades your physical appearance like crazy?

>>10225736
Nothing at all actually. I was seeing and hearing things. Was deathly afraid of going to sleep alone and especially of mirrors. But it calmed down after a while. Into just hearing shit at first, then it died down completely.

All my dreams are dead and my family hates me what do?

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>tfw in a really affectionate mood but have nobody to love
I'm thinking about getting a pet. I'm considering a dog but I'm probably too lazy to care for it properly and cats don't typically like me.

>>10226981
Get new dreams and make a better family than your old one.

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>>10226996
i'll be your pet

>>10227297
Are you housebroken?

>>10225880
He said as he shot all the kids.

>>10227577
I'm broken in a lot of ways, and that's one of them.

>>10230203
Are some of those ways fixable with a purely platonic cuddle that still might end up with something prodding your back?

>>10230751
If not fixable, then highly treatable with such methods.

>nothing i used to do is fun anymore
>all the people i talk to i dont even know how to ask for help from
>all i do is sleep in

>>10232829
same

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I humped a plush today. I shan't say what it was or provide pics but man have I hit a new low.

>>10233653
I've done that. Feels good. Even the dog judges me for sex, plushy never judges.

>>10233681
It felt good but I dunno I couldn't finish the deal. Was also too concerned about how I'd clean my jizz off it.

>>10233653
I do that sometimes but with my pillow. Whenever I wake up in the middle of the night really hard I just go at it for at least a couple minutes before falling back to sleep.

Could really go for getting bound, gagged, choked and getting a vibrator put in me all night as I get cuddled desu

>>10234285
same

>>10234285
me too anon

>>10234285
Throw in a chastity cage and I'm game.

>>10234285
>>10234335
>>10234370
>>10235242
Think we can all chip in for a Dom to tie and lock us all up together for forced cuddle time?

>>10235270
i have no redeeming qualites and a wallet full of dust

im game

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>>10235270
I'm selfish and want a dom all to myself, though. Also I want a female dom and I don't think everyone else does.

>>10235322
If we're lucky he murder rapes us all at the end of it.

I just wanna snuggle with some other guys all gagged, bound and wearing chastity cages.

>>10235344
Well you can be in the hotel room next to us then.

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man i just want a boyfriend who i can hold hands and stargaze with but at the same time one who isn't afraid to pin be down for rough anal sex whether i like it or not

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>>10235381
>If we're lucky he murder rapes us all at the end of it.

>>10235629
Don't we all?

>>10235629
>tfw I have that
I feel undeserving

>>10235685
C'mer and touch my big sharp knife baby.

>>10235629
>>10235776
I've got that too, just in another country right now.

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>>10235381
>If we're lucky he murder rapes us all at the end of it.
nice

>>10235629
same

>>10235793
>>10235776
but also same
more or less anyways

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>>10235793
>>10235381
Never really into it before untill my most recent crush who I'm 90% sure is into cutting which put me off at first, but now I can't help but fantasize about him doing it to me

HAHA

>ywn be a Vampire cutting into and drinking blood from cute possum-boys

>>10235926
You're welcome. Bloodplay's a fun fetish as long as you know how to take it slow and safe at first.

>>10235793
yeah, I'm away from him too. only for a couple months though (i'm out of town visiting family). he was going to visit, but his car decided not to be able to. i'll follow up if he comes, if anyone (no one) cares

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>>10224867
What if positiveanon is also negativeanon and he is just schizophrenic?

>>10236357
everyone here is negativeanon tho, even positiveanons

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>>10236244
>if anyone (no one) cares
Whole reason I come here is to read what's up with anonymous nerds and vent myself

It's 3:29 AM
I look out my window at the hot crowded street above
I notice I feel cold and alone
used up like an old bottle
no deposit, no return
people live and die in these apartment compartments
no deposit, no return
dust falls silently
why can't I?
no deposit, no return

>>10237274
rad poem faggolla

Whichever one of you fuckers suggested car seat headrest last thread, thank you. It's so fucking good.

>>10237274
You can get 15c for returning a glass bottle in South Australia.

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>>10236519
I wish robot girls were real.

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>>10238283
CSH are gr888

try tyler burkhart

>>10238313
>fools so obsessed with making them look like humans
Just fuck a real person

>>10238313
those are droids (male)

>>10238313
why would anybody want to fuck a robot

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>>10240006
I don't get it either. It grinds my gears.

>>10235270
didn't respond earlier because I was at work
I'd be up for this, I have nothing else to really spend my money on at the moment

>>10240006
why not?
a robot could be tailored to your tastes and given a personality that is exactly what you want/need

>>10240071
Falling in love with a robot that's already been made>>>>>>tailoring one to to your desires

>>10240006
t b h, I'd rather be a robot than fuck one

>>10240071
I don't think I'd want someone I thought was 100% perfect for me. For one, that's kind of boring, and for two, I don't have a good track record of knowing what I truly want.

>>10240582
I agree
but the option is still there for that that want it, which is why I mentioned it

>>10240626
>>10240071 and >>10240632 here

I agree with both you and the guy above you
but like I said, the option is there for those that want that kind of thing
thus there isn't really a reason to not want to fuck a robot, at least as far as satisfying what you want out of a relationship

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Haha I love my babies

>>10222532
Doctor Phil has a Doctorate in Psychology, would you take information from that hack without further research?

>>10223007
> human need and importance of reproduction
>implying humans are important
>implying humans aren't garbage

>>10237346
>>10238290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM1jkHkeSw8

>>10240921
>A man with a long history of questionable practices vs. a man with a long history of academic prowess
Even then I'd take Phil over most people. He's undeniably successful as a person regardless of what we think of him.

And if that's the case you want to make, why listen to any psychologist? Why listen to anybody? You shouldn't blindly follow everything someone says, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to them at all.

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That face your conseuler makes when you tell him you decided to live without a refrigerator cause you dont want to use the communal kitchen in your dorm.

>>10242194
You just live without preserved food or?

Besides possums and lame zone what over shitty comics are there that remind me how much of a loser I am

>>10242194
Mostly canned food, ramen or instant stuff, dry cerael and bread

>>10242807
>>10243152
Linked wrong posts

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>>10242949
drop out maybe
bonus: cute lesbians

i really need to find more art of them

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>>10243152
>ramen
>dry cereal

>>10243152
You should get some fruit in your life, dry cereal is best cereal btww

>>10243372
Oh, yeah i forgot fruit and some veggies that last long without refrigeration.
I get my doses of vitamins and stuff.

>>10243263
Thanks anon

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grehhg i wish i wasn't so desperate for love but also insanely shy at the same time

>>10243992
Do you have someone you fancy anon?

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>>10243698
ye anytime

>>10243992
same

>>10244029
not really at the moment, but i used to have a big crush on a friend last year though i was too scared to confess my feelings to him

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I'm not sure how I'm supposed to put my life together when I can't even find my head.

My entire body is in pain, I hope you fags have a good night or day

>>10244154
Pretty good actually, thank you.

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>>10243992
This but replace shyness with laziness.

>>10244355
Why not both?

>>10244364
I'm pretty good socially but I just lack the drive to push myself into a relationship. People expect you to go out of your way to have "adventure" and "romance" and all that other gay shit when I'd rather just netflix and chill for the rest of my life.

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>>10245014
There's nothing at all wrong with being chill. You don't need to go on a concerted mission to find a partner or go on zany adventures if you don't want to. In fact, if you do, you're only going to meet people who -are- like that, or are likewise putting up a false front, and it's going to be a mess. Just put yourself out there a little sometimes to be where other human beings are and see if anything clicks.

>>10245134
Only problem for me there is people more on my level don't really ever put themselves out there and any attempt to make a connection with them ends up like a conversation with a wall.

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Would you?

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>>10245630
gross, no

>>10245630
god i wish that were me

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>>10245630
hell yes

>>10245687
same

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Had my yearly physical, possums. Yo boy Anon is healthy if somewhat physically unfit.

>>10245915
My grandma was supposed to have hers tomorrow, but got drunk today.

>>10246014
Not good mang. My one grandma's last doc visit says she's at risk of stroke. Hope yours is better off.

>>10245630
Would I what?

>>10246130
Stick your whole arm in there and use him as a hand puppet for a children's show.

>>10246200
YES

>>10246200
Nah I prefer full body costumes to puppets.

>>10246284
Then hollow him out and wear his skin.

>>10246301
I'm pretty bad at skinning. If I cut off his hands and legs would you do that part for me?

>>10246383
If I can keep the meat you've got yourself a deal.

>>10246433
Only if I get to keep the heart for my sexual desires.

currently recovering from a really awful mood swing

how are the rest of my possums doing

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>>10247024
not super well but not terrible x 3

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>>10245630
OH YES

>>10247213
>>10248700
>tfw they finally got to the damn cliff

>>10242949
Cheap Thrills but it doesn't go anywhere. Meg Mogg Owl is an obvious one. There's not enough losercore comics and cartoons out there.

Any Americunts here spending the 4th alone at home? Because I am.

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>>10250392
yeah gonna spend freedom day sitting in the dark by myself and not being able to see any fireworks from my windows
exciting i know

>>10242949
If you wanna feel better, then Cate Wurtz is a disgusting diaperfag.

It doesn't work for me because I am too.

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>>10247024
Just got dumped, can't talk to anyone because my entire social group revolves around the guy that just ditched me, my job might be getting eliminated by the end of the year, and I've got a hangnail.

>>10250462
Not gonna lie anon, that's kinda cute.

>>10250475
Any chance of you and him still being friends?

>>10247024
Horny and alone.

>>10250475
you okay guy?
wanna talk about it?

>>10250503
Me or Cate? Or just the situation alone?

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>>10250534
All of the above.

I don't know who Cate Wurtz is though.

>>10250580
Creator of Lamezone and ex album artist for CSH

>>10250503
No clue. Maybe? I kinda had to uh. Stop talking to him and leave before I went full autismo. So that's probably not going to help my PR.

>>10250518
Yeah, it's the hangnail from hell. Been driving me crazy all day.

>>10250603
Oh holy shit. I don't know the Lamezone thing and might check it out, but I love CSH.

So, for someone curious in the fetish, you ever try a diaper and if so what's it like?

>>10241571
Yeah but, 15c per bottle.

>>10250636
Comfy, fun, safe. Like a big pair of noisy underwear that absorbs problems as well as piss.
Never into the weird baby shit so can't say for those people.
But the depression got to me and I never find the same fun I used to in it.
Plus they're expensive.

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>>10250617
i kinda like hangnails
when they're small anyways
gives me something to mess with with my hands
wanna get some story time points and share with the class about what happened or are you like
good on that

>>10250696
Damn that sucks. Honestly I've never been too much into it but I live by a "try everything once" kinda mentality so I might buy some later this week.

>inb4 someone asks us politely but firmly to stop talking about this

>>10250708
Quick rundown version.
>talk to guy for a while
>apparently he kinda liked me, also likes another guy
>am friends with other guy
>end up in weird kinda non-traditional poly relationship
>apparently other guy never wanted any of it and doesn't like it
>found out i'm not the favorite very quickly
>got no idea what to do now because we were talking about relocating and moving in together
>basically got my plans for the next 5 years
>went to bed with a bf and a place to live when I finish collage
>wake up and I'm getting replaced

Hindsight, it was kinda stupid to think something like that was ever gonna work out, but idk, it seemed okay at the time.

ebin cuck memes

>>10250767
>politely but firmly
That's why I love these threads.

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>>10250812
uh
fuck
heeeeeeey dude

i can totally explain this in a way that isnt that bad
if you want
just uh
yeah

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>>10250636
I've never partaken of diaper anything. I'd try it, though, and would enjoy humoring someone who was into it (it strikes me as kinda cute, too). I'm not keen on baby roleplay, though. Pissing in them is... I'd try/tolerate it. Shitting in them, though, is an instant massive turnoff for me, and I want nothing to do with it.

>>10250877
o fuk forgot you lurk here kill me

>>10250812
Okay, that's totally on "other guy" for not being up front with shit.

>>10250822
Polite but firm is the best, it's how I like my rape as well.

>>10250905
Exactly the same except I wouldn't be upset about pissing at all. It's kinda cute but any shit involved is a straight nope.

>>10250812
Damn man, I mean. It doesn't sounds like it ended too badly and you could always end up alright...

>>10250877
>>10250908
Uhhh, you guys might wanna take this somewhere else.

>>10250908
more like actively post but uh yeah
hit me up if you want i guess

>>10250933
yeah i know sorry

>>10250933
Yeah, yeah, not gonna fill a thread with my autism

>>10250945
right

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>>10250945
>>10250953
That's alright. I'm mostly thinking for your sake's. I guess I hope this ends with both of you guys happy.

>>10250905
>random cunt talks to me about putting me in a diaper three weeks ago
>can't help but get crazy horny and jerk off to the idea

I hate losing control as soon as a dom wants to use me for what they want lmao

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>>10250933
I wouldn't be upset either. It's weird, like, I have a major watersports (and even piss drinking) fetish, and diapers seem fun, but somehow I feel hesitant about... mixing them, if that makes sense. It probably doesn't, and my anxieties would probably be gone in an instant if I actually did it.

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Stop discussing relationship drama and daiper porn in this wholesome opossum thread

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>>10251037
>implying the topics don't belong together

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>>10251003
Heh, you sound exactly like my Boyfriend. I always worry I'm overstepping it but whenever I bring up ANY of my weird messed up fetishes (Diaper, Watersports, Blood, Cutting Him, Cucking him and more) he always seems happy to try it eventually. I think his fetish is just doing what I want or something?

>>10251024
Same dude. I think it's the idea of the Diaper being wet and kinda spongey that makes it a little less idealic to just straight piss.

>>10251037
Sounds like this Opossum needs a boyfriend and a diaper.

I remember when the first haha I hate myself thread popped up back when trash was still in the news section.

Does anyone know what that thread was supposed to be when that OP made it?
And if so, how long did it take before it devolved (or evolved) into this?

>think things will work out well
>it doesnt
>have to be the bearer of bad news
>just wanna fuck off and stop talking to everyone
>probably going to barf
how is everyone

>>10251037
This is sad becuase I know a furry fuck who's into diapers and opossums and draws those two endlessly.

I could fill 2 whole fucking threads with wholesome diaper opossum art.

>>10251103
Short webcomic, it devolved into losers get horny/want to kill themselves pretty quickly

>>10251103
Habits threads were on /co/ while the comic still updated like a year to a year and a half ago.

That was the OG possum hangout. People got weirder after the move to /trash/ but I was one of the original angst posters before it was cool to whine about your life to possums. I'm glad we don't get name/avatar fags ruining everyone's fun or the ability for just anyone to drop in and post.

>>10251103
No idea, I'd make a shrine to him and fornicate on it in worship if I could though.

>>10251113
Eh, hungry cause we don't have food but I called my parents and my step-dad has enough pity to buy me something and bring it over.

>>10251149
Got a link to an artist page or something? I don't want to see this thread become a porn spam but I'd really like to see some.

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>>10251103
Those were bad times
They were always bad times
These threads run on bad times

>>10251213
I went looking and the dumb cunt had an artist breakdown, deleted everything.

I'll see if I can find something.

>>10251314
2 things in his e621 tag and neither are opossum.
And the cunt hasn't been on telegram for a year.

Fucking christ. All my friends just seem to disappear.

>>10251113
Oh you know kinda hot
Bit of a headache
Sort of having a breakdown

The usual

>>10251113
Still can't break up with the gf
Sick as a dog
all my joints feel like my bones have been broken

>>10251113
Bit better today, trying to get back into CBT.
Not much else happening other than that.
Went for a walk earlier.

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Got out of work when my therapist called my boss. Friend was rockin' over but taking bets on if he'll bail now he knows I'm out of green.

How's anyone else's day?

>>10251206
What webcomic?

>>10251902
http://terribleterribleterrible.tumblr.com/tagged/terribleterribleterrible

>>10251744
went to chipotle for lunch with my brother then cried when i got home but then hung out with online friends and felt better

>>10251744
Barely even tuesday and it's already the worst day I've had in a long time.

>>10251744
Found out I get $80 back because of tax this year, which is cool. When I get it I'll commission an artist for my Fursona.

>>10251744
Same as >>10252434.

>>10252362
Stuff with you and your bro okay? Doin' better now?
>>10252434 >>10252463
You made it through a shitty day, though. On a graph there's a chill period in there yeah?
>>10252456
tax time ftfw. What's your character?

>>10252667
>tax time ftfw
I live in a mixed up land of different time

>What's your character?
Obviously an Opossum. I've got some art from a while ago done that I've never shared or made public, but think I might do some major changes.

>>10252667
Nah, it's nothing with my brother, he's cool. It's just that eating in public (not to mention the hot weather) activates my anxieties and this time i just sort of broke down when i got home.

>>10252667
Ohhh no the shitty day is only starting.

>>10252667
No I meant today is terrible already, I've barely woken up.
Things will get better though, I'll make sure of it.

My social anxiety has gotten to the point where I can barely even communicate anymore. Anytime I talk to strangers my brain just shuts off, I stutter and slur like a bitch, and for some reason I can barely understand people when they talk to me. I'm starting to think I might actually have brain damage or something.
Just fucking kill me already

haha

>>10251744
>went to bed nice and early with a nice full belly
>had a wonderful dream where I had a job where I get paid to give people hugs
>woke up nice and early feeling refreshed
>had a good laugh at the wacky events unfolding in this thread
Already going great!

>>10255047
Can you please hug me, tell me it'll be okay and then have sex with me? You seem happy and that seems like the closest I could get to
feeling happiness.

>>10255058
I could give you the hug and tell you everything's okay, but sex is sacred and you shouldn't give away your body like a cheap treat! Don't ever feel like your body is all you have to offer someone. You are unique anon, you may not be a great person, but there's nobody else like you. Someone somewhere is looking for someone just like you to love and hold, you just have to keep your chin up and your heart filled with good intentions and happiness will come your way.

>wake up
>2am
>best fap and browse 4chan till the sun comes out
My eyes hurt but I might as well start my day of doing a whole lotta nothing. Going to make eggs and sausage and hashbrowns for breakfast.

>>10255186
That's a big breakfast anon.
Are they gonna be real hash browns or that wimpy grated potato shit?

>>10255313
>That's a big breakfast anon.
Is it?
>Are they gonna be real hash browns or that wimpy grated potato shit?
Frozen my nigga.

how many of you are cute frilly girl girl possums and how many of you are big strong manly man possums and how many of you have no fucking clue

raise your hands

>>10255527
>cute frilly girl girl possums
I'm that one, I try to be that one at least.

>>10255480
Damn fucking right, you be cooking dem real ones my boy.

>>10255527
If your asking them all at the same time then we would all just put or hands up and we'd get nowhere.
Use this.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13353402

>>10255527
I like to think of myself as a big strong manly man possum but I feel I'm too nice and just come off as passive and fat.

>>10255607
Are you a chubby man possum? Cause that's kinda cute.

>>10255607
>>10255627
He's gotcha there anon, that is pretty cute.

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>>10255527
wish I was a gorgeous muscular bishonen but my nose has been broken and my cuspid's bow is weak as shit

also my right eyebrow has significantly less hair than the left haha

>>10255652
Ayyy I feel ya, cept the left is my problem brow.

>>10255627
>>10255630
But I don't want to be cute. I want to be menacing but comfy.

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>>10255691
I think you're the most intimidating possum around, but once people get to know you you're comfy to be around.

>>10255652
>>10255671
Wish I could cuddle all the manly possums. ;_;

>>10255527
I'm a fat skeleton opossum.

>>10255527
Frilly girl guy possum
>no fucking clue

>>10255705
I wear womens panties becuase they're fucking adorable and comfortable as hell.
I own several sets of womens clothing, and have gone out in public wearing them.
I own a chastity cage.
Manly possum my ass.

>>10255733
Guys can be be cute girls though.

>>10255752
I'm incredibly jealous of you, I wear panties but not brave enough to get anything more and wear it.

>>10255761
Well we can certainly try to be cute girls, time's starting to scare me, 22 is feeling old as hell.

I had that problem too with buying cute stuff, but I found you can easily just go to an adult store, they won't give you a hard time, or look at you weird. It'll feel wrong at first, but it's their job to not make you feel judged

>>10255761
Threw my GF out for cheating 2 years ago, she never collected her stuff.
Never wear the chastity cage tho. But it feels like a waste to throw it out.

>>10255801
Yeah I really should try.

Honestly though I'm trans but kinda accepted that even though I could try HRT or something it's not a good idea. So I guess crossdressing for my bf is the next best idea.

Just hard when you live with your parents still.

>>10255829
I do still live with my parents unfortunately, my body is really nice, but my face is definitely male, and I'm still deep in the closet, haven't even been with a guy

>>10255828
I never really liked chastity cages, every other kind of paraphernalia though is right up my alley.

>>10255897
Damn dude. Are they highly against gay or just don't feel right telling them?

I've got a female kinda shape to my body, face is androgynous when I'm shaved. Parents don't know anything but I do have a boyfriend which is cool.

You'd be suprised when you meet people dude, I'm sure you'll get a guy.

>>10255828
Could sell it? Rent yourself out as a daddy to some lonely faggot for cash?

>>10255933
As much as I adore cock, I don't want to fuck a guy. Plus money isn't a problem. I'm more than financially stable. Hence not needing to sell the thing. I'll jizz on it and throw it out the window at a passing car next time I'm drunk. So in about an hour.

>>10255933
I don't feel right telling them, and all of my friends I still hang out with are homophobes. I just don't see it ending well coming out of the closet. Thinking about it almost gives me a panic attack.

I have met guys who would have definitely dated me. I've had guys come out and say they are really into my effeminate body type, but I just get freaked out and back down. I've blown every chance I've gotten.

>>10255974
Well I can only hope I'm in that car cause I want one. Hopefully you're getting drunk for fun and not sadness dude.

>>10255991
Are you sure your friends are homophobes? There's some I have who think homosexuality is wrong but they are still cool with me being their friend, it's just like when you disagree over something but can still be friends cause it doesn't really matter.

Next time someone comes onto I really hope you take it.

зaбepитe вaшeгo oбoccyмa из /po, cил нeт

>>10256031
Part of me wishes that I'd continue trying to learn russian. Then I remember their absolutely fucked up alphabet.

>>10256020
God I hope I get another chance, and soon. I'm going to at least give it a real shot this time.


My friends would accept me, well most of them, but it would still be so awkward that I'd honestly rather move to another state before I did anything. I have really bad social anxiety when it comes to what my friends think. Really messes me up sometimes.

>>10256020
I throw alot of things at passing cars. Got on the news once.
Just dropped my fucking burbon on my keyboard, fuck me man, I'm all outta paper towels too.
Just hucked it at some dude in a toyota, he stopped. He fucking buzzed the door so I yelled at him in russian. He said something about welfare and sex toys then left.

>>10255527
>tfw huge and hairy
I got kinda fat and way depressed over the winter but there's more than enough muscle that it shouldn't take long to get back to looking good. Kinda wish I was a skellington otter mode type but whatever it's not going to happen.

8121

>>10256842
did you just cast a spell

>>10255752
>manly possum my ass
Is this an instruction?

>>10256552
this post describes me almost word for word what the fug

>>10256842
haha now i know your luggage combo

>>10257048
It seems to be fairly common for tiny dudes to wish they were tall and muscular and fat dudes to be rail thin and effeminate. Muscular handsome types seem to be content with what they are but that requires effort to get there in the first place.

>grow up hating gays
>gays show more interest in me than women
>end up bi
And people say the homosexual indoctrination agenda isn't real.

i want my furry bf

>>10256049
The alphabet is, like, the easiest part though.

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>>10257322
Same
>All of those gay relationships I could have had
>Years later im alone and still don't know what I want

Haha dying threads are unpatriotic

>>10258729
then let this thread burst from the noxious gasses filling up its bloated corpse

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>>10258764
Haha gross
Have some combat ready possums instead even though the threads almost dead

>>10258988
Dangerous dudes! Would trust with my life

>>10259060
Totes! I'm sure they wouldn't just flop down playing dead at the first sound of gun fire.

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>>10257585
I think I'm at a point where I just want to hold someone and make them smile no matter what they are.

all nighter or sleep?

>>10259216
That could be useful, as it might give me advance warning to do the same.

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>>10259277
Unless you have work you need to be doing all night, sleep.

>>10259277
All nighter. Sleep when your dead.

>>10259281
That's a good point and if the enemy finds both of you laying down they might think like they got you both with one shot.

>>10259216
>middle of warzone with possum bros
>bang bang bang
>They hit the dirt
>they start giggling uncontrollably
>"ha ha he thinks he got us"

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>>10259993
>"do i look shot and dead"
>"no"

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Bump limits may take our thread but they'll never take our freedom

or some gay shit like that

Bump haha

>>10263757
>>10263757
>>10263757

New thread!