Pokephilia thread
Post the pokemon you want to fuck the most
Post your desired harem
Post the pokemon you want to breed
Pokewaifu and pokewaifu(male) allowed
Topic of the thread: Who is the sexiest pokemon?
Pokemon who know hypnosis can be dangerous
Remember to always love your male pokemon the same way you love your female pokemon.
tHiCK
I'll post some
>>10218666
Averyshadydolphin
>posting off-model pokemob
Why bother?
>>10220281
mon*
>>10220281
Giving them genitals is already off model
>>10222910
too many nips spoil the phox
>>10223096
>>10222910
What if I want smol fox waifu?
>>10225206
anon asking the real questions
>>10223096
wtf you cant just rip off her nips
>>10225802
not the first time I've done it
>>10226585
heres the better version
Pretty tame but I drew this Meloetta while binge listening to Electro Swing. Man, I want to fuck this little muse.
>>10226634
*shrug* whatever you say
>>10226825
>Eletrco-Swing
What the hell is that? I love swing, but can't stand Electronic/techno shit.
>>10218861
more mermaid plz
>>10226825
That's pretty good.
>>10226825
Don't blame you. Meloetta would make for one hell of a little fuckbuddy.
Also, that's a pretty nice pic.
>>10227668
It's basically just swing music clips with an electronic backbeat. I find it to be a fine modern take on an old genre, but it might not be your shtick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBGSJ3sbivI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ssoRXlOhqI
>>10225206
Everstone
>>10230460
holy shit, this is good. how have i never heard this before?
>>10230460
> those aliens attacks
is that an analogy on disco taking over swing?
>>10235195
>>10235276
Does anyone have the full gif?
>>10236432
>>10237245
Thanks Anon
Just posting here to say /vp/ imploded on itself again. And seems that eternal pokepaw autist Bui was responsible for it. AGAIN.
>tfw I have no face to convey how I feel about this now
>>10238102
Can you elaborate? I've never heard anything about the current or previous implodes.
>>10238117
Basically he spammed furporn and his usual fare so hard it got entire pages worth of threads deleted. By the time it ended mostly, there were only 4-5 pages max left unscathed. That's how bad it got. But still, if you hear /vp/ imploded, odds are it's because Bui's autism flared up again and he acted like /vp/ is /trash/. AGAIN.
can we get a rundown of some of the recent fics made on here
>>10238470
I don't think there have been very many made lately, if any at all, seems no writefags are around these days
>>10238761
Yo. I'm an aspiring writefag. I did a short trainer x Primarina story the other day. Currently working on trainer x harem team at the moment. Im mostly on /VP/. Should I lurk here too?
Also, fem Lucario please. I find it to be a very attractive Pokemon.
>>10239232
post link to primarina story pls
>>10239253
Made a tiny to my drive folder
Tinyurl com/campanestories
Add the dot. It's in the Sexualized folder.
>>10239232
That is a really pretty lucario.
>>10239708
ain't it tho?
>>10239757
That's the .gif that made me a lucario fan.
>>10239813
Shit. Nice. I used em in DDP and liked them as far as using them in games. But when BW came out, man. That hip dip they do? That back sprite kept me diamonds the whole time I played. Too lazy to google it tho lol.
I'm also quite partial to (mega) Lopunny, Primarina, and Lycsnroc.
>>10239674
That was really good :3
>>10239928
Thanks. Nice to get some positive feedback. The other one I'm working on is legit gonna be almost ten times longer. Its a total harem pokefest.
Gardevoir
Lucario
Mega Lopunny
Lycanroc Midnight
Primarina
and Serperior because why not fuck a snek
>>10239232
Oh murr :3 xD yiff!!
>>10239872
>torn stockings and a skintight halter top
I don't know how anyone could not like that. I'm quickly becoming a primarina fan, too.
>>10239835
I haven't really played any of the recent generations. I'm one of -those- fans, I guess. That makes me want to, though.
Here's a Komala sketch I shat out in 20-30 minutes at 2 AM one night.
Passed out, woke up, saw this, cried in shame
Komala needs more love
I drew a bird once
>>10240561
I like it, do you still draw?
>>10240987
Yeah, sure. Why, you got a request?
>>10241124
no, I wanted to know if you had a place that you post your art.
>>10241288
Oh, it's naughtysableye on tumblr, for the lewd stuff. Not that much of it though.
>>10240016
I know, right?
>>10242136
No chest spike/10
Why even Lucario, it's just a normal furry now
>>10242218
>When you're autistic enough to lust after pokemon but not so autistic that minor inaccuracies ruin the experience for you
feels good man
>>10242218
Maybe it got filed down. I know a lot or horned animals irl have their horns removed/filed when theyre show breeds. I've dehorned several goats, sheep, and a few cows. It can be very painful and horrible messy if done wrong, but people still do it to make their animals "prettier". Just saying.
>>10242440
>No living-shorts
>No chest spike
>Down syndrome face
Yeah because those are minor inaccuracies
It's not hard to stay on model, this is just a glorified sparkledog
>>10243284
you're a glorified sparkledog
>>10243284
>living short
It's called fur. Fur can be cut, wetted down, etc
>chest spike
Meh. I supposed to should have that much, but its still not a deal breaker
>down syndrome face
How so?
Stop being a fag.
>>10243578
What throws me off about the face is that her muzzle is so fucking huge, and it splits the eyes up way too much, if you were looking at that from the side it'd look really really terrible.
And when you draw Lucario without it's "pants" it looks kind of unusual, regardless of the reasoning.
>Wah wah your opinion is wrong you're a fag wah wah
>>10243717
You're not a fag for having an opinion
You're a fag becsuse you love eating cocks
>>10243766
I mean yeah that's not a lie
Why do you think that thats any sort of insult, do you know what board you're on?
I need a Snivy in my life
>>10244006
Snivy is absolute perfection; the best waifu.
>>10244031
You're damn right, fellow anon with supreme taste
>>10244075
I wish I could marry Snivy.
Dumping some more Snivy pics
These two were the best of the BW anime
And..... The End
Gotta love this lizard. I am a man of simple needs.
Would fug pretty much everything in this thread. Blaziken gets an honorable mention, assuming they aren't rocking cloacas. That would be terrible.
>>10247714
>>10247726
>>10247737
I would willingly fall under her pheromonal influence.
>>10248194
I'd demand for her to use her pheromones on me.
>>10216340
Is that from rusty?
not enough disastermons
>>10251644
Damn.
I wanna marry a Lopunny!
>>10216179
Those are some nice big plant tits
oh hey its back again.
>>10239674
That was pretty good senpai.
>No Incineroar
You fucking people.
Here's some hot trash
>>10238117
You can see it for yourself.
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/page/30/
>>10239232
>/VP/
You've obviously not lurked enough anywhere.
>>10226825
The face on the left one makes this picture
>>10258598
I really wish hearts in eyes weren't a thing.
>>10258634
It makes it unambiguous that they're enjoying it and far better than heart-shaped mouths/tounges or annoying speechbubbles.
has anyone made pokemon caption pics?
>>10258868
You'll have to be more specific.
>>10258883
edits to the normal porn with a small story plastered on
>>10258928
Those are shit.
>>10258940
well im sorry but there is fuck all pokemon erotica so im looking for the enxt best thing
>>10258849
>he's fucking feral pokemon and he wants his hand held because ambiguous consent bothers him
>>10258849
small heart emotes next to them would look way less stupid, heart eyes are dogshit
>>10259031
I didn't say I liked it, just explaining the reasoning behind it.
Also, are you trying to start shit?
>>10258849
Are you fucking retarded?
So you assume anything without heart eyes is rape?
>>10259163
See >>10259145.
>>10259140
Same problem as the speechbubbles; you have to make space for those or else they cover up something.
>>10259178
You know you could tell they're enjoying it by putting a fucking smile on their face or something
>>10258969
>there is fuck all pokemon erotica
mate what
hit up FA and search for your kink + "pokemon" in the story category
>>10259233
I don't give a shit, I'm just explaining. Dipshit.
This is nothing to be upset about anyway, stop being aspies.
>>10259217
You can make 'em tiny real easy, things like that don't need to be huge and obscuring like a speech bubble.
Subtlety is a thing lots of artists can't into.
>>10259287
You do give a shit though
Fucking sped
>>10259365
>Fucking sped
Wut.
>>10258634
I really wish heart eyes were in more things. I fucking love them, they make things so cute.
>>10259276
Not that anon but I sort of gave up on that.
It's 99% 'male fucking ninetails' or 'anthro fucking dicknipple with transformation' or 'the pokemon can talk English for no reason'. Seen all the quality stuff already and there's not much of it.
>>10226825
Please draw more of them.
I always ame grateful for new Melo art that isn't Boogie's doing.
>>10263886
Seconding, on-model is horrendously under appreciated.
And I'm Boogie so clearly you should listen to him.
>>10226825
>>10263886
>>10266519
In all honesty, I'm surprised at how popular she is. I consider her one of the worst designs, her anatomy is too bizarre for me.
>>10266610
I think that's a sign of shit taste
>>10262909
I feel you, I just want some cozy trainer/pokémon bonding.
>be a broke mienshaofag
>mienshao r34 these days is dominated by one FA art whore with a fart fetish
why must i suffer
>>10270881
Liking Mienshao is suffering to begin with, because lots of artists are just bad at drawing them properly.
They also like to do dumb shit like slap giant tits on them, it's criminal.
>>10271067
Huh, it's similar to liking Lopunny.
Though I don't mind going a bit off-model if the end result looks good.
>>10271310
At least Lopunny has a lot of art to choose from, unlike Mienshao, who doesn't have even a 10th of what Lopunny has
>>10271509
>tfw been putting off uploading any drawing of mienshao because waifu status makes me feel the need to autistically perfect anything to the point where it never gets done
someday
>>10271611
anything's better than nothing, my friend
stop being a lazy bumbo
>>10271611
i just need more of those glorious thighs in my life dude, i don't even care
>>10271638
>>10271649
aight gimme a (solo) pic to do and i'll try to churn something out here
might take me a little bit though because i'm watching the spergathon on sgdq
>>10271679
I like cute stuff if you don't feel like doing lewd, maybe a simple cute pose? pose is up to you, whole idea is up to you, just something with Mienshao I'd say
>>10271704
i like doing lewd so i can do that if you want
otherwise i'll just do cute
or i can do cutelewd
i'm drunk, i'll do whatever man
>>10271679
>>10271720
one word: autocunnilingus
i'm drunk too rn
>>10271720
I'm not drunk, but something lewd would be nice, maybe a pose to show off Mienshao's nice firm ass from all her fighting
Dumped my Charmeleon, can we agree she's a top-tier pokefu?
>>10247714
what's this lizardo name again?
>>10258634
i love them
>>10271988
>what's this lizardo name again?
Salazzle.
Have a half-finished fapfic that I'll try to finish tomorrow.
this could have been better but i am seriously too drunk to draw and i'm really distracted by spoopy speedruns
>>10272677
The fuck? I'd gladly commission art of that tier, are you open for commissions?
>>10272752
nah i can't manage those between work and sleep and i'm too paranoid about having any means to trace any funds to my real name and connect it with drawing strange creature pornography
>>10272820
Amazon giftcard to throwaway email address. I'm patient.
>Wake up
>/vp/ nuked again
Fuck
>this thread has new content
Ok
>>10272828
i'll keep that in mind in case i ever want to delve into them, but they're just not a thing i can incorporate into my schedule right now
not until i have a less demanding job, anyway
thanks for the info though, didn't know about that
>>10272820
You can set up a "business" PayPal account with whatever silly name you want (doesn't need to be registered to a real business AFAIK, just don't use one that is) and then customize your invoice so that it shows the business name rather than your real name on there and on their bank statements. I recently did it and haven't run into any problems.
>>10272867
Why does bui choose to use his skills for shitposting instead of financial gain?
>>10272677
Got a gallery anywhere?
>>10273901
Dunno. I've never even seen what he posts, always happened while I'm in Dreamland. I guess he's just a giant fag who gets his kicks off of ruining people's threads.
>>10272677
that is really well done, if you can do that while drunk, I want to see what you can do while sober
>>10271901
That's a male charmeleon.
>>10216179
Gotta fuck them all
>>10279895
POKEMON
>>10276809
oh shit u right
just need to rename that then
>>10228063
This poor man went three days without his more mermaid
>>10288236
>>10288240
>>10288248
>>10288323
>>10288328
post futa too pls
What would make a pokemon want to have sex with his/her trainer instead of fucking another pokemon? Wouldn't having sex with their trainers be considered taboo?
>>10290182
Maybe because they spend all their time together and are already buddies?
>>10290182
Same thing that makes a trainer (or you) want to have sex with the Pokemon instead of another human.
>>10290182
Pokemon canonically form strong emotional and empathetic bonds with their trainers, even in the games. Why would they want to fuck some rando of their own species over the human they've been traveling the world with for months or even years?
hey, does anybody have links to some good fapfics?
>>10293852
Would you rather fuck a giant mantis that could be your wife or a pornstar of your own species?
>>10294412
The giant mantis.
>>10294462
Wew.
>>10270581
Good lord who drew that?
>>10290182
Awkward nights when the pokemon is sexually active but the human is oblivious.
>>10293984
I'm currently working on one. Basicsllt trainer x harem team. Hopefully it'll be done this weekend and I can post it.
>>10290182
MMMMMMM ROooOoOooOowleeeeTTTTT
>>10296090
I need more of this or more like this. Please.
>>10301422
>>10216179
Remember to cum inside your Pokemon every day!
Their wombs were made for their Pokemon Trainer to empty his balls inside on a frequent basis!
>>10301487
I love this more than I know what to do with, thank you.
>>10301519
fucking hnnnnnnnnnnnngggg
>>10301487
Zubat is my one in only pokewaifu!
>>10301554
Why does this make my dick so fucking hard
>>10301919
I'd love to hear why.
>>10302092
>>10302092
>>10302102
>speaks English
>>10302297
Trainers can understand their pokemon. Queenie never talks to anyone else so she very well could be speaking in pokespeak.
>>10302311
That's a good point but it still fires up my autism either way.
>>10302359
I feel like its handled better than writing pokespeak and putting captions on the bottom. That's messy for a comic format.
>>10302816
This is close to being good
I need Mawile
Niggers
Thread needs more trainers servicing/getting bred by their pokemon.
>>10307215
>>10307261
>>10307215
nah
>>10307298
M O R E ? ? ?
>>10308093
>>10308113
>>10308127
>>10308113
>>10308127
You have given me fulfillment on a metaphysical level, thank you.
>>10308377
you're welcome
>>10302102
Gonna have to request more of this
https://discord.gg/DP8Y6CA
Gay and straight pokephilia discord server.
>>10258634
Philistine.
>>10258634
agreed
>>10273901
I dunno, why Does The Joker choose to waste his Charisma and slipperyness trying to wreck Gotham? Why Does Black Manta constantly waste resources just to fuck with Aquaman? Why Foes Abbadon the Despoiler devote his life to plunging Mankind into Chaos when he could save it and bring about a new Golden Age for the Imperium of Man, or just fuck and make his Own Imperium 2.0, now with Hookers and Coke? The mind of a villain is an enigma anon.
I like me some spicy chicken
>i will never be this umbreon
end fast gg
>>10317533
You want to be blacked?
>>10313175
I'd like to have spicy chicken like that.
Every day.
Until my dick is sore.
I *actually* need to work on my lines now
Who should I draw next for practice
>>10319558
I vote F Mienshao
>>10319558
Fem Hypno Please. There so very little of her.
>>10319587
Am I drawing your very long wife right so far
>>10319901
If I told ya once I told ya a thousand times
Big stinkin dicks on those or bust
>>10319977
Can it at least be a big-dicked trap than?
>>10319558
f Raichu? Or M I guess if it's cute :)
>>10319977
This seems mostly right, though their bodies are more like elongated teardrops so they have larger butt/thigh action going on.
>>10319587
>>10320214
Here is your very long wife
>>10321784
i feel you might have misinterpreted the arms
mienshao's arms are only about half that length, and they have long fur "sleeves" they use like whips
>>10321842
reee
close to a fix as this is getting
>>10322213
s'good enough though, not everyone draws their sleeves super long and personally I feel the length of them would vary depending on how long they like to grow them out
they're deceptively tough to draw, I think you done good
Time to wake up.
>>10308169
>Machoke stealing and fucking a trainers' anthromon
Great taste for NTR, Anon.
>>10302359
humans are just animals too
all other Pokemon understand each other, only humans have forgotten. the only way to relearn is to have sloppy sex with a Pokemon calling you master every five seconds
>>10325537
>master
Lost me there
>>10325670
>that doesn't expand dong
shit taste
>>10326120
<<<
>>10326120
It sounds stupid
>>10312163
>Why does chaos never win
Because Marneus Clagar isn't their spiritual liege
>>10327159
might want to look at the thread.
>>10327219
no, really...
>>10216179
better yet, go to the archive, run a search on this thread, and see where it started. then get back to me. then >>10326306
>>10327267
I think you misunderstood. I was just showing the other thread because it seems to match your taste better, and when you told me to >>10327178 I thought you meant there was something wrong with the other thread.
>>10327355
out of the ten or so pictures i upload in this thread, one had exclusively dick, that gets referred to the gay thread, which can barely stay alive for more than a day recently before getting remade. people doing stuff like that obsessively ended in a thread that really sucked and had no content creation because they all left, please stop that.
>>10327442
can't reach my fucking doritos...
>>10327555
is he high?
>>10327555
Hey r34?
r34 broke
Understandable, have a great day!
new thread?
>>10326328
I understand your viewpoint. Personally whenever the submissive side calls the other person a 'sir' it just puts me off every time. I imagine this is similar.