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RIGGINSMANIA 92TH CONTINUES HERE
PREEEEEEVIOUSLY: >>10214203
In French we have an idiom for somebody that can easily racks up a lot of women. It roughly translates to English as a "woman-killer".
Well in that case, our blonde Don Juan took it literally.
Yotsugi still pulling the strings at last.
So is Rose with her coordinated attack.
A part of me want to see a showdown between them but we all know that's not gonna happen, innite ?
>>10215695
Now we find the child
>>10215620
>I-I don't think that was my entry, I don't have that image that was used to enter.
>>10215706
Yes.
>>10215695
Unlimited Rulebook.
>Yotsugi blows Lana's Mother's head off with her glowing shiny death finger
>>10215695
This...may not have been the best of ideas, we should've just arm wrestled or something.
>>10215695
Oh I know! Laser death match! Sounds cool I know, you can thank me later.
>>10215720
Thats just an image I shoved into it, that's all
>>10215475
Grr... That's one thing I hate when it comes to evil people. They always hurt others for really dumb reasons. If I was there, I would have used Cheese to teach him a lesson! Mom would be really proud of me!
Well... I could take care of it if you want. Even if it was used for bad purposes, maybe I could help make it good. Maybe it could evolve like all the chao I know about! Can I do that, sir, or do you want to make sure it's gone for good?
>>10215495
I... Hm...
>the rabbit stops for a minute or two, thinking of how she wounded up here in the first place. After a while, she looks up at Rubick
I got here from a Special Ring. I got one hundred and fifty Rings and got here after hitting a checkpoint! I came here so I could see if it was somewhere I could practice running and flying. What's the matter?
>>10215706
I just wonder why they're all popping up all of a sudden.
>>10215591
You're lucky we didn't die from that, kid. If you wanna defeat me so bad, at least don't end up killing yourself in the process.
And you owe a box of Oreos.
>>10215720
this was the one you used
>>10215736
I'm pretty sure its litterally one dude besides the new karen
>>10215769
You have no idea.
>>10215769
It's Hoshi.
>>10215533
I do not think I am at the level to make something like the burger. As much as I desire to, I think it is something that should be worked toward. After I excelled at all the basics.
>>10215565
Okay. I am happy for you.
>Truthfully, this was the most confused Ram could be. She gives him a shaky thumbs up with a raised brow.
>>10215588
Why do I care so much abut this? Am I truly what she says?
>She stops talking with herself once she comes back. Looking at the bag and Puru with a curious look.
Is it necessary?
>>10215769
The new Karen is the same guy as well
>>10215695
>Johnny let's go of Sachi's dead body, plopping to the ground
Sorry, momma. But I'm determined to win this game. Thanks for the help, though.
>>10215777
Proof?
>>10215784
well the kren was the first one out of the wood works
>>10215795
>kren
Gtfo ofhfag
>>10215749
That looks like Tricky's entry.
>>10215792
I got it right here. Just you see, it's-
>explodes because they knew too much
>>10215806
le ebin boogieman
I'm tired of all these monogatari avas. Should I nigger all of them? Especially Yotsugi, Hachikuji, Shinobu and Karen.
>>10215588
The urge to do something you typically wouldn't do. It's fairly common in this place. I'm not sure how familiar you are here, but it's something you'll get used to.
>>10215695
>>10215728
>Rubick glances up at Ryuuko, panting as he struggles to regain his breathe.
Ahm...get off!
>>10215734
>Rubick blinks, unsure of what she means by "collecting 150 rings." He figures it's something to do with the world she comes form and decides not to press her about it.
There might be better places to practice your running and flying. This is an awfully violent place, where people battle each other to the death. Are you aware of that?
>>10215806
>Knowing what he meant by that
gtfo ofhfag
>>10215815
Don't you think at this point I'd make it really convincing that all of them ARE me just to lead you guys on?
>>10215777
It's actually not, desu. If you actually read their posts you'd know who it is in an instant.
>>10215820
Y E S
>>10215812
still giving it to the person who uses the avatar regardless if it was trickys she can take it to i don't care
>>10215820
You posted this meme last thread.
> *DRRRRIIIIINNNGGG*
> Hey there Sethy boy, what you callin' me for ?
> H-hi boss, it's about the arena event I just got
> Yeah ? What's the problem with it
> W-well, you know I'm grateful and all that to even get arena events nowadays, but we got this one yesterday
> So what ? You get the authority shit three times in a row, this ain't no different
> B-but the reaction to it.. isn't so great
> What ?
> Look boss, it was funny in 2016, but it's not anymore
> Comedy is subjective. They can buy themselves a better sense of humor for all I care.
> BUT THEY SAID THEY CAN'T RP TO IT !
> WHAT THE FUCK IS RP ?
> BOSS PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND ME THEY'RE GONNA CALL ME MEAN NAMES AGAIN
> I DON'T CARE, JUST POST THE SLIDE AND STOP WASTING EVERYBODY'S TIME
> *HANGS UP*
oh, this isn't a private line
fuck
>>10215835>>10215836
>can't answer because they're fucking dead
>>10215820
Yes.
>>10215821
I know, I know, bad idea...Sorry.
>>10215824
8 ch reunion when?
>>10215731
>>10215749
>Oh, C-could I have that image then? The one you just shoved in?
>>10215780
Making burgers isn't actually that difficult, literally anyone can make then, though only a few can make them very good.
>>10215843
Tricky left.
>>10215857
Grab my hand, Karen onee-chan. Close your eyes and don't let go...
>>10215857
What the hell is all this!? Damn fairies!
>>10215890
She came back tho?
>>10215857
Well, I tried. I'll get em next time.
>>10215857
Please forget what you just heard.
Don't force me to brainwash y'all.
>>10215812
>That's actually my entry, it's a wincard I got from Tricky.
>>10215857
Who's your boss?
>>10215871
here
>>10215890
again?
>>10215821
To the death? That's not right. If we do die here, then why are we still walking and talking around? I promised mom that I wouldn't get hurt, and here I am, still alive and kicking!
>Cream points to all the people conversing, confused at the man's claims
Besides, I haven't seen a zone like this before. there are loops and corkscrews and lots of ledges! There are a lot of secrets here and I haven't found any yet!
>>10215857
I feel victim to this event yesterday. I won't allow it to happen again.
>Rubick tears the arrow free from the fairies head and plunges it into another approaching fairy as it was about to fire at him. Rubick sees two more fairies flying above him and is unable to reach them, so he dives under a table to shield himself from their arrows.
>What ensued was a really, really, really cool fight. You'd have to see it to believe it, but it was something else.
>>10215863
>Rubick rolls onto his back, steadily regaining his energy as he props himself up using his elbows.
Bad ideas are in abundance at the arena. I honestly can't blame you.
>>10215734
I'm not sure about either of those things. It could've probably used its black hole to make you disappear, just like he made the swordsman's friend disappear. And he was a powerful magician, mind you.
However, the damn thing's more like robot than anything, only doing what it's told. I could give it to you, but only if you're really sure you can use it properly.
Jus one thing: if it looks like it's about to shove its own feet into its mouth, don't touch it. It means it's about to go into black hole mode and you could vanish if you touched it.
>>10215894
>>10215857
That's all we c-...
>Karen can't even finish her sentence before Corrin begins to kick, punch and take care of all of them.
>>10215912
>>10215946
She left again this afternoon.
>>10215946
>Thanks bby.
>>10215926
Forgot it ?
Good.
Back to our regular programming.
6 JABRONIES ARE UNFORTUNATELY STILL ALIVE
Why would you save anyone at this stage in the game ?
Or maybe you're such an absolute madlad that you want to take on them personally ?
>>10215945
[TOP SECRET]
>>10215691
That's still a terrible choice, but alright.
>>10215780
Yeah. Most of an MRE requires water to cook, even if it's not all of it.
>She tears it open, setting out exactly what you'd expect from one of them.
I think this might be one of the better ones, actually.
>>10215821
I'm acquainted to just following orders, so it's fine to me. I haven't even given thought to why I don't resist them anyways.
>>10215973
damn it, post?
>>10215976
have fun
>>10215950
That I get agree with, but that's life in the aren-
>>10215983
Will you all snap out of it, they're not even that charming!
>>10215964
>Cream listens intently and nods, fully understanding the consequences of what could happen if she takes the responsibility of owning a Stand. She gives the man a thumbs up, with Cheese nodding as well
I promise that I won't mess around with it! I'm not a bad person, and I could use it to take care of any enemies! It's like one of those Wisp things Mr. Sonic talked about! Purple Frenzy, I think. It'll be cool to have a Chao-thing named after myself!
>>10215945
asgore
>>10216001
Why? It's true. Give yourself some credit.
>>10215983
WHAT THE FUCK
C'EST QUOI CE BORDEL
E CHE CAZZO
WAS ZUM TEUFEL
NANI THE FUCK IS THIS LEVEL 58 JINX
I HATE MY BOSS NOW
(donttellhimijustsaidthat)
>>10216015
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/10204469/#10205790
>>10216037
M-me?! B-boss of an oldfag? Hahahahaha the mayor of cantown is now mayor of oldtown!
>mayor
>>10216058
The crowds been against me for a while, don't think on it too much.
>>10216058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wolEnMMRyk
;_;7
>>10216076
>post discord
>makes announcement post
She'll be back.
>>10216024
>Eh, I'll try.
>>10216076
I give her 8 days
>>10215949
We're still walking around because death isn't as dire here as it is in other places. If one were to die they simply come back right away.
If you wish to uncover the secrets of this place it may take you awhile. I've been trying at it myself but have yet to make any progress.
>>10216001
You might want to keep that up. I've succumbed to the strangest urges while participating in these games and have spent too much time thinking "why" but never making any progress. It was making me lose my sanity.
>>10216025
>>10215983
Thank you dearly! Despite how terrible they were for some reason I couldn't tear my eyes away. This more then makes up for that horse incident, I hope I never have to experience such a terrible performance ever again.
>>10216058
>Rubick stares blank-eyed at Vince, unable to process what just happened.
Oh...okay. I'll just...make my leave, then.
>Rubick quietly walks to the exit after taking his stuff out of the locker room.
>>10216102
I suppose I could've met a worse fate...
>>10216102
I can't tell if this is some ingenious reverse psychology mind game or if you're all dumb as fuck.
>>10216036
If you say so...
Here it is. Just don't use it for too much mischief.
I guess I'll get going then. Take care and do as your mom says!
>anon then gives the bunny a headpat before leaving.
>>10216076
She said this exact fucking thing last time too lmao.
>>10215871
If it is so simple...
>She suddenly lurches forward, grabbing the redhead's hands. An intense glare on her face as she looks down towards her.
Then teach me. There are few things I desire more at this point.
>>10216001
Understood. You will need to wait a moment.
>Now floating off the ground, she flies away in an instant. She returns a second later with different clothes and a barrel of water.
I apologize for taking long. Let us be hasty.
>>10216132
How the hell did I let you guys talk me into this...
>>10216131
Considering what they have me doing you might of gotten off lucky.
>>10216076
>Tricky actually believes she can stay away from this hellhole
Top fucking kek
>>10216113
>makes you
>>10216132
5 of them left, friends.
If any of them attract your sympathy, I guess you could encourage them.
Or on the contrary, if you hold an inexplicable HATRED for any of them, I imagine you could call some voodo specialists to cast jinxes upon them.
I'm fine with either. As a host, I am impartial to everyone but myself.
>>10216196
As a doll, I'm again abuse of other dolls foe the sake of causing pain to another person. Think of the dolls.
>>10216196
Jinxing Gascoigne for being a yuri shill.
>>10216196
Looks so easy in those movies you know?...
>>10216152
...
>The now slightly disgusted looking redhead stares down at the girl's hand that are now clutching her own.
Right. Well unfortunately for you we are not in a kitchen, though I guess if I had the right ingredients and an portable stove I could show you here.
Clearly I lack those right now.
>>10216180
>Resists.
>>10216173
Gotten off lucky? I'm grateful for it. The majority of the time I get off unlucky, such as getting fired for sneezing. Only somebody with a curse could receive luck as foul as that.
>>10216131
So it isn't to the death if we come back. It's simple, sir! I've gotten into my fair-share of... Daring, death-defying situations and gotten out unscathed. I haven't died yet. More like disqualified!
And it's easy. I've found a few Red Star Rings around here already. There's one around here, too, but I don't think I can find it. There's a lot of secrets around here, just look around!
>>10216136
>Cream laughs, waving as the anon begins to take his leave
Thank you, sir! I promise you that I won't use Cream for anything horrible, only on bad people like Doctor Eggman! Mom will be proud of me! Have a good day, sir!
>>10216196
I do not care who wins. But I am disappointed that the one I gave my place to fell so early. He is a waste.
>>10216196
Alright, had to skip a bit of peace cause that was getting WAY too overboard. I'll never talk back to the boss again..
F I N A L T H R E E
>>10216044
I'm just a grunt. A disposable one at that.
>>10216131
I never questioned orders before, why would I question it now? That's my own mindset.
This place is too...strange to question.
>>10216152
>She quizzically raises her eyebrow, looking at the barrel, and then Ramlethal.
...Why did you change?
>Even as she speaks, she pulls out a small, collapsible metal cup.
>>10216253
Doubt there's any good reason for it either...
>>10216242
At least it wasn't a suicide.
>>10216253
SHIT FORGOT THE POLL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
http://www.strawpoll.me/13335838
>>10216256
I mean, you can't be that disposable if you have a personality and thoughts of your own, not just a mindless slave.
You don't happen to be a robot or some shit, do you?
>>10216253
If I must rely on such antiquitated misguided practices as jinxing, I do believe I will perform it on the explosion-er and my fellow explosion-ee. Birds of a feather, of course, flock together.
>>10216253
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10216332
>>10216227
>>10216332
At least the winner bothered to rp to the slides, even if I was rooting for someone else.
>>10216332
...There may be some merit to jinxing after all.
>>10216332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiHECnWxq7s
FROM THE HOUNDS OF JUSTICE
THE CHAMPION OF RIGGINSMANIA 92TH
RYUUKO
MATOI
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS !
>>10216332
>>10216368
Where'd they go? They died? I won!? Ha, told ya I was walking out've here with the win Seth!
>>10216368
SAY IT WITH ME PEOPLE
AFK BUFF
B-T-F-O
YOUPILAYOUPI
ONE OF OUR RARE PACIFIST WINNER
A REAL LUCKY-BASTARD
>>10216391
thanks
for
keeping
me
company
SOMEONE CALLS DEAN
>>10216391
Even better, thanks for hosting Seth.
>>10216233
>She just now realizes that she is grabbing. She releases her and bows her head.
I apologize. That has been happening more and more as of late.You can not summon things like how most others can? This is inconvenient to what I desire to do.
>>10216256
If another battle is to occur, I would not fight in the garments I previously wore. I feel much more comfortable in this one.
>Looking back and forth between the cup and the barrel, she punches a hole in the barrel. Water rushing out from the new opening.
That is what you wanted, correct?
>>10216391
To not have to kill at all. I wonder if I would ever be capable of it. Congratulations to the winner. Thank you for the match.
>>10216368
>>10216379
Uh, congratulations. At least you bothered to show up.
>>10216391
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
Eh, not my best game, but at least I don't need to restart or to use extra coins to try again the next time.
I do wish I had a save file, though.
>>10216405
Congrats!
>>10216406
>The redhead just wipes her hands off on her frilly skirt and places her hands on her hips.
Other than being rich and famous I'm just a normal person, I'm not a magician or anything like half the people here.
>>10216406
>>10216429
>>10216442
Thanks guys.
>>10216368
>>10216391
Superbly adequate for a first time attempt. Hearty congratulations to the victor, and a dry thank-you to Seth Rollins.
>>10216247
I suppose if you look at it that way, it isn't truly death after all. I had never even thought to view it in that way. I am completely unfamiliar with the term "Red Star Rings." I'd like to discuss it with you more but I have to depart for now, business calls. It seems you are not as out of place as I had initially thought. My name is Rubick. It was a pleasure to meet you.
>>10216256
It sounds like you make for a valuable soldier, although that is a dangerous mindset to get into. Sometimes, somethings just need to be called into question. I won't argue about it with you though, I've got places to be. I suppose I'll be seeing you around the arena some time in the future?
>>10216288
Yes, we have that to be thankful for. Thank you again for your services earlier, that was a truly terrible show.
>>10216391
Good game, well played.
>>10216402
Thank you for hosting, Seth onii-chan.
>>10216391
Congratulations, miss! You cleared Act 1!
Oh! And a thanks to you, too!
>>10216482
Right! It's not death! I don't see anyone lose Rings, so they aren't hurt at all. It's like Mr. Tails says! A pla... Placey... Placey-bow! Yeah! A placeybow!
It's one of the many secret's you find inside a zone. Look around and you might find one. My name is Cream, Mr. Rubick. It's really nice to meet someone nice here, like Ms. Lum. It's a pleasure to meet you, too! I'll see you later, sir!
>>10216482
I dunno, kinda liked the ending.
>>10216471
>>10216527
Thanks.
Do we have another host, or may I go?
>>10216569
all yours asgore
>>10216569
Go for it.
I summon _____
Bonjour! It's been a while since I actually took the time to greet everyone. How are things?
>>10216569
I was setting up. I shall go after you.
>>10216588
>>10216604
Cool
First 36 for space
>>10216577
Nope
>>10216603
fuck me
>haru
>>10216618
Reigen Arataka
>>10216618
Hakase
>>10216618
Crusty Sean
>>10216618
Gascoigne
>>10216618
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>10216618
Ramlethal Valentine
>>10216458
I am now aware. What are you anyway? Why do you seem familiar?
>>10216603
It is you. Crimson. I suppose my existence has been serviceable. I am attempting new things.
>>10216527
im going to FAP to this bunny
>>10216618
Penthesilea
>>10216618
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10216618
Haku Yowane
>>10216618
Cream
>>10216618
Ryuuko Matoi
>>10216618
Ash Crimson
>>10216618
Elias Ainsworth
>>10216391
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>10216618
Shota
>>10216618
Ink Boss
>>10216618
Oshino Shinobu
>>10216618
Inkling
>>10216618
Lanshi
>>10216618
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>10216618
Araragi Karen
>>10216618
Merak
>>10216618
Sage Raine
>>10216618
Rose Lalonde
>>10216618
Joey
>>10216618
Mairu Orihara
>>10216618
Franziska von Karma
>>10216618
Egg Girl
>>10216618
Ranma Saotome
>>10216639
You're going to do what to my mom? If you hurt her, you're going to regret it! I'll get Team Rose to come after you!
>>10216622
Not now.
>>10216638
Oh? Like what, Rammy? Thinking of changing your wardrobe into something that has more than two outfits?
>>10216638
I'm a human if that's what you mean and I should feel familiar, I'm very well known after all.
Se7en more
>>10216706
>Not now.
>>10216725
Gruzzlebeard
>>10216406
You were wearing something strange? I didn't even notice.
>She takes her cup and fills it, quickly readying a meal before setting it aside.
...Now we wait.
>>10216482
Of course I do, it's what I was meant to be.
Goodbye, stranger. Maybe you will, maybe you won't.
>>10216300
Clone, actually, so I'm not that much better off. I don't even know why I'm like this, really.
>>10216368
Congratulations, whoever you are.
Thank you.
>>10216618
Puru Eight
>>10216725
Alfred Jones
>>10216725
Chelsea
>>10216725
The Smith
>>10216725
Phil Elverum
>>10216725
An army of skeletons
>>10216731
I meant not now as in I don't want to deal with you right now! Geez....
>>10216725
Mitsuka Souji
>>10216725
Killingyouguy!
Look for shit I fucked
>>10216698
Its too late for your mom.
Im about to cum on you.
>>10216753
Lol
>>10216770
I accept this challenge.
>>10216770
Sigh... let's begin.
>>10216733
>>10216743
>>10216757
What's with all these Yin-tier fillers all of a sudden?
>>10216774
I don't know what you're talking about, and I'd appreciate it if you stopped saying those things about my mom! It's rude!
>>10216770
Transporting us into the outer recesses of space seems like a haughty and impossible effort. That said, I am still willing to kick ass.
>>10216705
>OneyPlays is the greatest.
>>10216770
Let's go!
>>10216805
>Anything /co/ is Yin
>>10216698
>>10216809
you can be such a little slut
>>10216805
Those are all mine. Who or what is Yin?
>>10216734
And why would they need more of you in the first place?
>>10216706
I only need the two. What point is there to having more outfits? No, I am more along the lines of trying to find something new to do. Like cooking.
>>10216714
Is that so? Enlighten me. Why would I be aware of you?
>>10216734
Not odd. Just not suited for fighting.
>She proceeds to make her seat the barrel.
Very well. I shall wait with you. I had not expected you to last this long. It seems you still have some purpose.
>>10216770
I see no mistakes. Begin.
>>10216834
Oh boy.
Everybody starts off by running
>>10216770
I need new blood after that awful turn of events that happened in the last hunt. Go on, let me at them.
>>10216850
The only /co/ Yin I can think of is that one character from some obscure cartoon several years ago
>>10216820
What does that mean? Is that one of the bad words mom told me about? Because I'm not one. I'm a good bunny! Bleh!
>>10216868
Yin/Speedy is a notoriously cancerous person on /trash/. Literally every thread has to deal with him.
>>10216834
>nufag
Yin AKA Speedy is some cancerous faggot who asks for the worst kind of fetish pics in the drawthread and always spams HG with up to 5 /co/ fillers that do nothing but take up space and remind us of his autism.
>>10216860
I got a bad feeling about this.
>>10216843
I'm partial owner of a very large restaurant chain called Wendy's, named after me if you didn't know, the mascot is me even.
>>10216874
Ah, okay. Why are those yin-tier?
>>10216860
>Ramlethal calmly walks away from the gathering, soon joined by a black and white orb.
35 redundancies at this time of day? Challenge accepted.
>>10216884
Yin likes to enter hg with random /co/ avas.
Ignore that guy though.
>>10216770
Let's, let's go, host Nii-chan! Faster! Quicker!
>>10216860
Uhmm... Fists, legs, hairclip... Will to fight... Alright, I'm ready!
Please let this be a normal field trip.
>>10216860
Ugh. Of course first thing I have to do is towork. I can already tell this is going to be a great day.
>>10216869
No you're not
you're a bad bad bunny.
Did you think you could hide these pictures? What Team Rose does when your not out on adventures? You're such a Slut Bunny.
>>10216908
Lol fuck no Arnold we're going inside the human body today
>>10216843
I didn't figure you as a cooker, more along the lines of a hunter or something...so what did get you into it?
>>10216775
How is it like to have the sense of humor of a twelve year old?
Inkling upgrades from a paint roller
Woah!
Cream, you have some explaining to do
>>10216908
WITH ME?
NO FUCKING WAY!
>>10216925
That girls out of her mind, I knew this would go south...
>>10216925
>Scientist builds fucking mech and wipes out an army and some random person
It all falls into place
>>10216925
I just -really- don't want to do anything today. So I guess I'll just ignore everything else.
>>10216949
seymour RP when?
>>10216912
When Team Rose isn't together, we just go home and practice running. I don't know what pictures you're talking about! Why do you have to be such a meanie? I'm gonna tell Amy about this, and she's gonna get you!
>>10216925
>the rabbit snickers, attempting to dupe the boy to get the upper hand
It's true! I, Cream the Rabbit, am your father! I asked the stork to give me a baby and here you are! You wouldn't hurt your dad, would you?
Reigen fucks a child, Elias upgraded his ship too well, and Alfred loses a fight to a shrimp
>>10216925
>Karen ''grabs'' the device unsure of what it is. Her expression is as confused as her mind right now but nonetheless she hands over the money.
Uhmm... Thanks? What can I do with this?
>>10216949
Fucking RIP
>>10216881
Hm.
>Ram looks hard at the girl, tilting her head as she makes some noise.
Hmmmm. Ah yes. I have seen your face before. I have been interested in trying your goods. However I do not think it will compare.
>>10216917
I am still growing. There are many things I can will myself to do. Money. My guardian has a lack of it all the time. He told me it is getting difficult to feed me, so I have tried my hand at this cooking.
>>10216925
Win or lose, they both have meaning. But winning has a better meaning.
>>10216949
Huh? Have you always been there?
>She crouches down to the dog.
Why are you alone? Do you have a owner?
>>10216970
I wouldn't even know where to begin.
>>10216970
Man, who leaves a little kid stranded in the middle of nowhere? Seriously. That's messed up even for me.
>>10216970
Does this mean i get control of half your body?
>>10216981
Since when did you have a guardian?
>>10216835
Bodies and power. Why else would you mass-produce a soldier?
>>10216843
Like I said, I didn't notice.
>She holds it and a fork out.
Boneless rib, I think. I'm a survivor, I guess. Admiral Garma is allowing me to stay in the compound he has.
>>10216860
OH COME ON-
>>10216970
>She holds the the dog close as she tries to comfort it.
You are safe for now. I will take you to your owner eventually. For now, I will eviscerate whoever would do this.
>>10216970
>Alfred was never a seafood type of person, but after getting his ass served on a silver platter, he's now craving some sushi. He grabs a pistol and gets ready for a shoot-out.
So, you think you can pull the wool over the hero's eyes, huh? You've got another thing coming, ya shrimp! I'll give you five seconds to run beforeI let loose!
>>10216970
>gets cut up into sushi and served to the rest of the tributes
Alfred asking the important questions
Once a bitch, always a bitch
The Jojo man is too strong
>>10216949
Now I'm sad, thanks asshole
>>10216966
>What she doesn't realize is that Joey is attempting to dupe the rabbit to get the upper hand because of her trying to dupe him to get the upper hand.
You know, that's funny, I could have sworn my dad was a lot taller and had a much deeper voice than yours, but yeah I guess you're my dad now so i won't stab you in the back or anything like that mmk love you
>>10216970
It was pretty easy really, I breezed through it like no one's business.
>What Ranma doesn't bring up...is the fact that he was almost constantly glued to the bathroom floor with a toothbrush in hand, thanks to his constant misbehaviors and attitude issues, it's an honest to god miracle that he graduated
>>10217020
It wasn't a betrayal I was being strategic!
>>10217020
>poisoned by a coward
Not like this ;(
>>10217020
I don't know why would these tin cans even bother coming after me.
Oh well.
>>10216981
You don't think what will compare? Are you trying to say my food isn't quality? You just said you haven't tasted it..!
>The redhead is looking a little annoyed.
Will you, Rose?
>>10217020
Alright, now listen here, I'm not a CREEP. I'm a good man with a good set of values, I'd like to believe. I'm asking this for the future of Americans everywhere! Independence Day could be unravelled without the answer to this question! Are you, or are you NOT a virgin?
why you hate me kaito
why you hate me alfred
>>10217004
>Shoots the dog with a death ray.
>>10217020
>After punching through his head with her weaponized fists, Karen looks astonished as a few wires dance around. Apparently it was an android. Though some of these wires are still carrying a lot of electricity and one of them touches her arm.
why you hate me wiggins
>>10217059
>Who do I hate now?
why you hate me ash
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth Cream?
>>10217059
>>10217068
>>10217077
>>10217084
'Cause you fucking suck lmao
>>10217003
That explains a lot.
I still think using robots would've been way cooler tho.
why you hate me martin
why you hate me ringabel
why you hate me tricky
>>10217022
>Cream smiles, glad that her plan is possibly going to turn out successfully. Now that she has him under her fingers, she can possibly win the battle! Even though she doesn't know that he's likely smarter than her...
Right! As your father, I command you to let me win this battle! If you don't, I will... uh... I will ground you and you won't have desert for a month! Yeah!
>>10217085
>Cream covers her mouth once the words leave her mouth, suddenly looking a lot more regretful
I-I didn't mean it! Miss, please don't take it personally! I was just really mad and I heard that word from Shadow! Don't tell mom, please!
>>10217073
Baron being edgy as usual I see
>>10217059
>>10217068
>>10217077
>>10217084
>>10217091
>>10217093
>>10217099
are we just listing tumblrfags
why you hate me
>>10217110
I hate useless things
We got two drinkingfests and a successful ambush tonight
>>10217102
DAD LOOK OVER THERE
>>10217086
A robot couldn't even begin to match the precognitive abilities of a Newtype, and they'd also be much more expensive.
Overall it'd simply be a waste of money and resources.
>>10217020
I am okay. This is fine. I am not faulty. This device is.
>She punches the control panel, all of the lights in the ship turn off.
Damn it.
>>10217002
Ever since I became allies to my biggest enemies. But that is not important. My skills in cooking... could be more adequate.
>>10217003
Him? I am surprised to hear that he is still alive as well. Hmph, I would have thought for sure. So your ration is done, I am assuming.
>>10217050
It was not meant to be an insult. The first time I tried a burger, it was the one of the greatest experiences in my life. I do not think any other burger could match up to it. But I am willing to disprove that.
>>10217056
>Landing on the planet, the sand begins to burn her bare feet.
Ow. If there is anything valuable here, we need to be swift.
>>10217131
>>10217125
>that Joey and Cream event
DEEPEST LORE
>>10217068
Huh? Me? Hate you? What do I look like to you, that one girl with the pigtails and a temper that goes off at the slightest touch? Get outta here, I'm a good man that likes everyone!
Unless... You're one of those people that tell me to have "relations" with my friends? Look, it's just plain creepy to tell me to bang Garma.
>>10217125
BANG! BANG! BANG! Three shots for three targets! Man, my marksmanship skills are just incredible-- Wow, that's a lot of blood... I kind of regret it. This ain't permanent, right?
>>10217135
He's been more active here as of late to my knowledge.
Mmhm. Try it, I'm not hungry right now.
Hiding in asteroid fields is a good way to die ngl
>>10217135
So what's your best dish then? Can you make it now?
>>10217125
>>10217131
Look where? Is it mom? Mom, I told you I'd get out of trouble! I told you, I told you!
>the rabbit looks where the boy is pointing, instantly forgetting that they were in a battle. The boy now has an opportunity to "take care of" Cream
>>10217073
>She looks at the dog in silence. Her hair covering up most of her face, making it hidden.
What. What did you hope to accomplish with this?
>>10217085
Another one?
>Landing on it, she is treated to a lush jungle and soft grass for her feet.
I find this one much better. There must be a use to this one.
>>10217125
>The girl actually gags as she's reading it. She holds her head to the side and actually vomits. The book was so god awful it made someone puke...now that's some terribad writing.
Oh holy cow...
>Ranma tosses the book in the girls face
Don't quit your day job, honey. Now if you excuse me, I gotta go vomit into the toilet a couple more times.
I can't sleep help
>>10217104
Is that a problem, citizen? The dog will just ressurect here and besides, she is getting too soft for my liking. A little reminder of life's cruelties will do her good.
Why does /co/ insist on cramming as much sex as possible into every code they make?
Also a bunch of anime girls butcher one not among them
>>10217180
Sheep and warm milk nigga
>>10217177
Besides reminding you how the world works, target practice.
>>10217195
>we collectivly turn smith into tonight dinner
>>10217174
>>10217125
>>10217144
NO HONEY IT'S OKAY IT'LL ALL BE OVER SOON
>Joey gives the signal to Alfred, and the hero takes down Cream, Penthesilea, and a random blue dog that was passing by. Joey runs off but not before giving an answer to his partner in crime.
Yo my american boy it isn't permanent they'll be out and about in a bit cya DOPES
>>10217168
>Alfred sighs, kicking away a few rocks here and there in a futile attempt to search for his target. He figures it was a bad idea to look for a girl in an asteroid field, but everyone else wanted to, so...
"Look for the girl with a yellow jacket", they said. "It won't take more than thirty minutes", they said. "She's not hard to look for, she's really loud", they said. Whose idea was it to look for her?
>>10217195
>Alfred leaves a changed man. He had never expected anything like that to happen to him in his years of living.
Man, that sucked. He's a really bad top. Of all the people to do it, it was him? Ew! I'm going to have nightmares for years on end!
>>10217180
Turn off all distractions.
>>10217135
That's what you meant? Then I don't think anything will beat your first burger, there's always something special about the first time for anything.
How do you eat aliens by mistake what the fuck
>>10217125
>Ramlethal makes sure to only order water, denying any other drink sent to her.
>>10217154
I see. My dish was able to be edible and fulfilling.
>Taking the fork and piece of meat, she pockets the utensil and takes a large bite out of the rib.
Hmm. Not much of a taste.
>>10217168
>Her hand rushes to her mouth, wiping out whatever was left by it.
I will ask you to not do that again.
>>10217170
I am no good at it so far. You may die if you consume my results. Hm, maybe you should eat it.
>>10217134
I never really got what was so special about you guys honestly.
>>10217225
You won't defeat me alienados! You better run and return from where you came from or you will know why I'm an ally of Justice! The answer won't be good... For you!
Skipping peace since I've had enough of sex events and oh hey it's the feast
What the fuck is All My Circuits?
>>10217228
Hilarious. Where are you getting your recipes, the anarchists cookbook?
>>10217225
They looked like shrimp...that's how.
>>10217250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f01ISzYMc4M
>>10217212
I-- Hey! Dude! What the-- Why are you leaving the scene? What happened to "One for all and all for one"? Once the cops show up, I'm dead! Oh, man, this is screwed! Get back here, ya jerk--!
>Alfred yells and curses at Joey as he runs off, not being able to catch up with him. Now he has to deal with three dead things by himself- totally unheroic.
The next time I see him, I'm gonna skin him. I will! I killed two animals and a human, I think, so I'll be arrested for manslaughter. Damn it!
>>10217225
>Alfred drives down the street to the gas station, ignoring Ash crashing into the space station despite it being incredibly bright.
Huh. I could have sworn I saw a huge blast in the rear window. Must have been some sort of asteroid or something! Wouldn't that be a sight, huh?
>>10217266
No one ever accused America of being smart
>>10217233
Newtype capabilities. Elpeo Puru was a very strong Newtype, and we're meant to retain her abilities.
...Some of us have to have them toned down artificially for the sake of stability.
>>10217228
>She blinks in surprise at the rough way of eating
The fork was so that you didn't have to get it on your hands, you know. And that's right...it's supposed to be filling, not tasting, and that's still one of the better ones.
There's one thing you should know about me. I'm a black belt in masturbation. I've jerked my gerkin so much over the past 12 years or so, that my grip is now legendary. I once crushed a man's hand just by giving him a handshake. Every time he uses that hand now, he thinks of me, the man who crippled his hand. And you, sword in hand, want to challenge me? I can break that sword in half in 3 seconds. You can try, if you want to. But just know that I can ruin your life with one swift motion. Well, what's it gonna be punk?
Dumbass goes splat
>>10217195
This is a distraction. There are more important matters to deal with.
>>10217210
Target practice? I do feel as though I need to erase something. Maybe you should fulfill that purpose.
>Her teeth can be shown bared beneath all of the hair. However, a few seconds later has her close her mouth as looks back up. A slightly downtrodden look compared to her more neutral one.
No. I will not let something like you control me.
>>10217224
Affirmative. Is that how it is for all firsts? Is there a point of doing anything if firsts will be better than any other experience?
>>10217225
The rocks will take care of it. A fool if I have ever saw one.
>>10217266
>Futarama reference.
I am sorry. But I cannot let you leave alive.
>Snapping her fingers, a giant sword pierces the girl's stomach.
Goodbye.
>>10217300
So, you're basicslly psychics, of the kind that goes batshit insane if they don't take their meds.
Got it.
>>10217285
he was just mad because you cucked his bf from him :^)
Don't do drugs, kids.
>>10217326
Gotcha
>>10217297
>Ramlethal comes across something horrible. A corner filled with spiderwebs. With a deer in headlights look, she stands there for the rest of the day.
>>10217323
Now it is time for plan b.
>She throws the gun as hard as she can, it missing completely.
...
I do not have a plan c.
>>10217266
W-wahhh... Maybe I should get a license. T-the next arena will be better I know it.
>>10217276
>Heh, nice.
>>10217297
>Alfred shivers, suddenly feeling some sort of dread wash over him. What it is, he can't say, but he feels that it has something to do with his ship. Once he finds out, though...
>>10217323
>Alfred done does the dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Heroes have their off days.
I'll teach you to mess with my ship! This is just stupid, what you had done! Now I won't be safe for a long, LONG while!
>>10217345
>Alfred squints at the anon sitting in the backseat, having no idea what he was talking about.
What? Did WHAT to him? Dude, what's with you people lately and saying something about me "cucking" Haru from Ash? I didn't do anything yet! Ash is a good man, I think, and I wouldn't do that to him!
>>10217326
Good, your combat instincts are coming back at least. The dog should be up again in a couple of minutes.
>>10217326
Of course there are, I mean are you going to stop eating burgers because of that?
There's always a chance that one will be better.
>>10217368
im sorry man it was too easy a joke to pass up
Alright so of all things that could have happened, my power went out for no reason
Reigen won by the way, but that really doesn't really matter when i can't save the game
Sorry
>>10217346
>Alfred had a very, very, VERY terrible idea: what would happen if he injected Coke into his bloodstream instead of drinking it? It would save time, wouldn't rot teeth, and ultimately is better than drinking it.
>Turns out it's poisonous.
>>10217380
>Alfred shrugs, turning his attention back to the wheel. Ash probably wouldn't care anyway, he muses to himself.
It's alright. I can understand wanting to make a joke now and then. I just don't get it! I don't think I've TALKED to this "Haru" guy before. It really confuses me, and I don't know why...
>>10217403
Oh snappeth!
>>10217335
Yep. The medication blocks off the higher end of our powers, but it keeps us stable, partly so we don't go berserk from the feedback of one of the others being killed.
>She rubs at her head.
...I'm starting to run low.
>>10217403
Take it easy.
Who do you think dislikes you?
>>10217403
Although disappointing, I do appreciate the effort you have made. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>10217403
It happens, was about to head off to bed anyways, thanks for hosting though.
>>10217403
HAHAHAHA!
Fucking faggot! Even God hates your shitty games!
>Thank you for hosting anyways, we love you
>>10217426
Well, shit. Guess I better leave you for now then.
>>10217437
literally everyone
>>10217403
I had already lost, so it's not like it actually matters to me.
Thanks for hosting anyway.
Thank you all for understanding
>>10217450
My shitty power company is god?
>>10217403
Hope it taught him a lesson not to mess with my stuff. If he just didn't look into my ship's defence code, I could have...
I don't think it matters none! No hard feeling in or out of this! Thanks for doing this for us, sir!
>>10217454
If you feel like. I still have a few weeks' worth left...spacing it out.
Do whatever you feel like.
HG but it's nightcore
>>10217403
Eh, It's something. Thanks for hostin', buddy.
Tip to hosts, always save a season code before simulating your game. The season code not only saves your events, it saves the tributes entered and even all the slides including the winner and placements.
Did somebody say emergency host?
>>10217496
A week? Holy shit, just what the fuck do you take?
>>10217513
What is a nightcore?
>>10217437
I don't know any names. I know I'm disliked and I'd like to know why, but I don't know who has it bad for me.
>>10217595
I'm aware of that. I just didn't expect my goddamn power to go out when it's clear skies out there
I miss Matoi.
>>10217270
I. I do not have any recipes. The ones I have prepared all came from my mind. I suppose that is why they are potentially deadly.
>>10217300
Oh.
>She takes the fork back out, putting the now small piece of meat on the end of it and putting that in her mouth.
I see. This certainly fulfills it's purpose. The products used must be low on cost and able to produce massive quantities of it. Is this what you eat frequently?
>>10217370
They have never dulled. I would be happy to show you otherwise...
>She looks back at the dead dog, shaking her head as she shoots a glare back to the baron.
...however I am trying to stop killing without a purpose. Thank you for testing my will.
>>10217372
Of course, I need to stop thinking so hard. So. Do you believe that your burger will be the better one?
>>10217437
There is no point in thinking of that.
>>10217513
Nightcore? What is a nightcore?
>>10217598
>Seeing as my computer just froze, I would like it if you can go.
>tfw you never go to Hawaii with HG
>>10217403
Oh no.
You did good.
>>10217638
I'm starting to think that cooking is not your forte. Can you even make a ham and cheese sandwich or even warm a cup of macaroni without slicing them in two or making them turn inside out? Don't answer....I think I know the answer already.
>>10217638
I don't think I should make such a claim and get your hopes up, so for now it'll just have to be "we'll see".
>>10217652
>he wants to go to Hawaii with HG when he could just come to New Zealand, which is probably better than Hawaii
Come to Hobbiton, I'll bring fish and chips
OH SHIT IT SAVED IT
Uhhhh let me pump out these slides quick
>>10217692
Spoooileeeers!
>>10217692
>>10217706
So I ended up second. I am unsure how to process this information. Thank you again. Congratulations.
>>10217712
I don't need your sass
>>10217714
>>10217720
Thank you for the game. I'll be sure to add this with the others.
>>10217714
Congrats Reigen Ararararataka! And thank you for hosting, host Nii-chan. Don't worry about the power thingy happenigy.
Thanks for dealing with that dumb shit, off to bed I go
>>10217605
The name of it's over forty syllables long. And I didn't say they last for that long, I just have a good few left on me. I've managed to scavenge a few around here...but there definitely shouldn't be other Purus here.
>>10217638
Like that, yeah. You didn't know...?
>She takes a tiny thing of candy that was left with the MREs, slowly opening it and placing a single one in her mouth.
Exactly right. It's not even real meat, either. I eat those ones specifically when I can.
>>10217720
I wish I could explain to you how happy I am.
Well since I've got nothing better to do i guess I'll just go and host a game.
GIVE TRIBUTES
>>10217782
Snowman
>>10217782
Lanshi
>>10217782
Ramlethal Valentine
Look at the image count, fool.
>>10217659
>A flash of anger crosses her face before she closes her eyes.
Be silent. I can learn. I will learn. Even if it will kill everyone else, I WILL learn how to cook. Those things you listed, sounds simple enough for me to do. Give me the recipes.
>>10217665
That is wise of you. It would be potentially deadly to do so. I will be aware of your eateries for now, Wendy. For now, I have nothing else to say to you.
>>10217735
>She refuses to answer her first question. Instead responding to the last thing she said.
If you value it that much, why give it to me. To continuously eat these things, it is unacceptable.
>>10217782
I'm Poppy.
I didn't know you can host with only 10 tributes.
>>10217782
Araragi Karen
>>10217782
Ranma Saotome
>>10217782
Gascoigne
>Eric, the image limit
>>10217782
E-Honda Civic
>>10217782
Elias Ainsworth
>>10217782
Ash Crimson
>>10217782
Puru Eight
>>10217801
Oh fuck i didn't see that
give me a sec
>>10217782
Marie Korbel
>>10217735
Ok, that makes more sense.
Must be a hard life.
>>10217794
Just in time then, a young lady such as myself needs lots of sleep, so have a pleasant night Miss.
>Wendy