Gay Pokemon thread
Seriously tho, why is Alolan Meowth so hot?
This is pretty autistic but the unevenly-spaced "IT?" in this image kinda bothers me
>>10183388
Because he is a sassy cat.
He is so sassy.
I see a lot of new pics this thread and I appreciate the cat faggotry we have going on itt.
I only request that we get more cats, any cat Pokémon. I know it is only Furiday but lets just pretend it is Caturday.
>>10184543
Especially this cat. This and A-Meowth are hot. Hot. HOT!
Dead thread.
Anything less than final evolution = shit taste, I need big boys who have physically matured
>>10183213
I wanna be that Zorua
I want to slerp up a pokemons cock
>>10187670
>not liking little pokemon boys
what's wrong with you
>>10189016
He needs big boiz for big toiz
>>10189074
same to be honest!!
https://discord.gg/9uXG6
>>10189744
>>10189797
>>10189805
>>10189016
I connote non- fully- evolved pokemon as being underage, even though this isn't often the case
Would you fug something shorter than 5 ft tall? I need big boys
>>10193393
>I connote non-fully- evolved pokemon as being underage, even though this isn't often the case
I didn't ask for a side of autism with that answer anon.
And obviously I would fuck something under 5ft tall, little boys is where it's at.
How are you gonna cuddle under the covers together when your big boy hogs all the sheets for himself?
>>10193611
I am not that anon but just cuddling really close seems to answer that question. Or buying larger sheets
>>10195283
There's buying larger sheets and then there's buying a fucking tarp just to cover you both up.
And cuddling implies you're already close to one another.
Eh it's pointless to debate this anyway, the closest thing to real pokemon are plushies.
smol a best
>>10195452
I want a life size plushie. Too bad it would too fucking expensive
incinerawr xD
>>10195819
Just do it.
Everyone gets one thing they get to splurge on right?
Save up that money and make your dreams reality.
And then fuck it?
>>10196318
Maybe one day. That and a Daki. Both would be exclusively for hugging
>>10196220
unfffffffff take me now
>>10200006
>>10200000
>>10189016
I wanna be a lil pokeboy getting railed by a big pokedude
>>10200733
Me too.
>>10189074
Shamelesss is the fucking best, but so is chibineco
>>10189744
Is this the furry discord or the gay pokemon discord?
monkeys are underrated
i want more infernape, passimian and simisage.
>>10202623
You are a year late.
Someone in here liked Archen right?
>>10202623
>>10202842
I love depression bird
I want to fuxray the luxray
>>10202623
The only Infernape I have. The only one I am really into.
>>10207358
>off model femboy
Why even bother
>>10195819
Maybe you could try getting gud at sewing and make your own?
>>10210845
or capturing a small asian child, I hear they are good at that
how u bois doin tonight
>>10210791
thx bby
>>10213219
Trying to ignore the creeping dread that I will never be useful or be involved with a partner.
(it's going pretty well actually)
>>10213472
sounds chill so here's an ice type HEH
>>10213489
More like chilli!
(it's still in the crockpot tho)
>>10213552
yo id be down with some fucking chili right now can you send me a bowl through the i n t e r n e t thanks
>>10213219
Tired after a long day of school
>>10213804
>chilinet.org
>Stew for you while you sit on the loo
>>10214040
same (work not school)
>>10214051
yo i actually clicked this
LOOKIT this lil faggot icecream boi
>>10214066
>actually clicked
Haha, that'd be hilarious if it was real by accident.
>>10214224
hello internet chili dot com. i'd like internet chili now thankS
>>10214158
I should note, everyone always assumes he's really icecream but in-story icecream was made because of how he looked.
He's just ice.
Which means /you/ need to add the "cream". /lennyFace
>>10214314
that's literally the only vanillite/vanillish/vanilluxe picture too WHERE IS MY GAY ICE CREAM FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>10214066
Such is life. At least now we can relax at home
>>10214411
WELL i'm sufficiently liquored for relaxation so get comfy boi
>>10188509
I'd rather fuck a pokemon's ass desu
>>10214443
get in there nibba
>>10214430
Drink with moderation and have fun
>>10214607
APPRECIATED sir
>>10214661
Sir? Gee, anon.
>>10207471
I like femboys. I can't help it.
>>10214771
yes SIR thank you SIR
>>10214936
tru
>>10214963
Being called Sir feels, off. I am usually the one calling others Sir.
>>10215390
shut the fcuk up zard
>>10215414
Gee, Anon, chillax
>>10215436
CHILLAX THIS (it's street (i'm drunk ) )
>>10215457
So what's your favorite drink and why?
>>10215457
I know. I can tell. Funny how you are able to pic me up so easily
>>10215532
probably autism or some shit
>>10215529
idk tonight i've drank's't'dve:
>half pint of fireball
>two vernors + whipped cream vodka
>blue chair key lime shooter
>double lemonade + strawberry vodka
have this fat typhlosion ass on me
>>10215578
I suppose, althought, everyone on 4chan is autistic
>>10215578
Okay, so no solid favorite?
Just looking for a buzz, I'm guessing?
I don't normally bother to talk about this stuff heh.
(never really cared about it before)
>>10215698
i like the fireball, because it's not as strong as straight whiskey, it's really fun to do shots of
haven't drank it tonight, and it's gay as fuck to drink smirnoff ice, but there's a special summer edition (red, white and blue) that tastes like fucking bomb pops that's great to drink
i got some vanilla stoli on sale that's great to drink with cola too
to be real though i work at a liquor store and this weekend's been nuts, so i picked up some shit to have fun tonight, it's been nice
>>10215628
true (very true) truu
>>10215743
I thought you were calling me "pops" for a moment and describing your drink as (the) fucking bomb.
Then I remembered fucking bomb pops!
Alright, well you have fun with DD&D.
(darkest dungeon and drinking)
>>10215743
>>10215786
Yeah, the autism is strong in all of us. You know, I haver never being able to drink. It hurts. I am just weak
>>10215947
just drink i'm sure you're really cute when drunk because you're really cute most of the time?? so being turnt should multiply that i'm SURE
>>10215942
yeah i'm not kidding they literally taste like bomb pops. I wanted to get some tonight but we sold all our stock by the time I clocked in tonight. good w/ dat fiyerball tho
i'm having a good night..!!~
>>10215987
I sound cute? Thanks, you sound very pleasant too
>>10216205
i mean idk if you're actually cute or shit but your broken english is FUCKIGN cute ok
>>10216224
Broken English? I should practice more. Thanks for pointing it out.
EE~VEE~~
>>10216302
it's not really broken, i can totally understand what you're saying
it's just heavily accented? or some shit
like i can totally tell it's you because it's not totally native english- that's how i know it's you (also you post a lot of charizard or similar pokemon- not that that's a bad thing)
but yeah, i know what you're saying, it's just in some form that i can recognize you're posting it-- which is REALLY CUTE
>>10216316
yo same
>>10216356
You scream, "I'm gonna cum, Dad!" during sex too?
>>10216423
>during sex
>during sex
>during sex
nibba wtf IS SEX
>>10216356
I suppose the key is my sentence structure. Damn, I really can’t escape from that. My tastes are pretty marked, I guess. The curse of being a barafag and chubbyfag
>>10216444
It's a magical realm where you masturbate using another person's body
You can even take turns getting each other off
It's amazing
>>10216528
wow wtf someone share with me this wondrous experience
>>10216447
nah don't worry bout it it's pretty cute
>>10216550
I'd be happy to~
>>10216643
wow cool nice thanks
>>10216550
I can’t help but to worry about it. I like to do things right. To closest I can get to a “Natural” Level the better. Also, Sex is okay but it gets really good when you care about the other person.
>>10216711
well that's good that you like to do things the "right" way, that's very good of you. what i want you to know is that some people out there are not going to care how 'authentic' or 'natural' or whatever you are, and that you're pretty alright the way you are or the way you talk is.
also SAMESIES with the sex shit, because it's all about two dudes making each other feel really great
>>10216659
anytime bby
>>10216744
Ufff, that one great combo. Pangoro is too cute.
Why does the idea of a Gardevoir turning me into a slut via mind control turn me on so much?
>>10217911
>>10217919
God bless frumples.
Wish I could commission him.
>>10217636
>"THIS IS NOT REGULATION!"
*(but muffled)
>>10219951
*(Butt muscled)
>>10221177
i wanna suck his fat cock and play with his nipples
>>10216643
god that eevee is so fuckable
Requesting that Pignite/Nuzleaf pic from last thread since I forgot to save it
Is there any discords that have links that are NOT expired for pokeporn?
>>10222672
Is it not in one of the archives?
>>10223491
https://discord.gg/rbNN8DM
>>10221596
Yeah, I want him to walk over to me as I lay on the beach and slowly dip his cock into my mouth.
Do any of you fags know what it's like to actually get fucced in the ass? I've heard good things. Also, bump.
>>10231790
Yes I do. It was a nice expirience
>>10231790
tried it with a dildo, wasnt very good.
i should had really tried it while on med school, there was a bunch of faggots there.
>>10232179
p l e a s e t e l l
(also sorry i have no porn rn, on mobile)
>>10231790
only solo
>>10231790
I've played with quite a few dildos, mainly the feeling you get is eh, and can be uncomfortable but it feels really good when you cum, it is like at least 2-4x as strong as a normal ejaculation. Larger the better but a small dildo is easy to use and less of a mess.
>>10231790
I've had a few things in there.
Nothing like a real dildo...
Haven't actually done it in years though.
I think a pestle was the last thing?
(or maybe just a toothbrush handle)
It definitely seems more erotic to me when I do it.
But it might just be from doing something "naughty".
How do you like your "in-universe" Pokephilia? Illegal and taboo, something that happens behind closed doors and quiet cabins in the woods away from prying eyes? Or, if not accepted, tolerated, where people know what you and your Lopunny are doing at night, but there's nothing "wrong" with it, it's just weird?
>>10232360
Gay sex is nowhere near as glamorous as porn would make it out to be. First you need to get clean, second you need to stretch or else it would hurt. Sucking dick was super fun and way easier. Although Anal was super satisfying. That being said, it was when I was a horny teen (18), so I just went online found someone to dick me. While it was a fun experience, I wouldn’t fuck a random stranger again, at this point, I want a romance and not a rough fucking.
>>10232614
I don't like to get too "in-universe" with my porn.
Just give me the hot pic dickings please.
(on the off chance that I read a fic, there's almost never anything involved with worldbuilding like that)
>>10231790
Oh lord, getting fucked in the ass feels amazing once you get used to it. The first time I did it with my bf hurted but he was gentle enough to make it worth it.
>>10232614
i don't like to think about that stuff too much, just because i'm a big awkard sperg
>>10232614
for once i'd like to see a fic where the protagonist is against pokephilia, simply because all the ones i've read where this sort of thing is addressed the "hero" is always some cringy sperg that just wants to fuck their pokemon but is too much of a pussy.
of course, fanfic writers being fanfic writers, there's no way anybody could write something like that and make it interesting. it'd probably just end up being some hick bubba or some shit. at least make the dude who wants to fuck pokemon interesting and not some retarded fuckhead, if you're trying to world build that is. if it's just some smut then why would you even address something like that? just get to the fucking lmao.
all that shit being said, i really don't care. unless it's forced into a pic, or i actively seek out a comic or a fanfic or something, then i doubt i'm going to need to have a preference for that anyway.
>>10231790
Getting fucked in the ass by someone is the ABSOLUTE best, especially when they're someone you really feel something for. The intensity makes it great and I always shoot so hard I hit the wall.
As opposed to using a dildo, it's kind of "meh" for me. I just think I'm the type of person who NEEDS to do it with someone else to really enjoy it I guess.
>>10234155
Noivern is cute! CUTE!
>>10235213
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>>10238959
I love the lighting in this one
>>10238964
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>>10239010
And that ends my dump
>>10189744
Using discord invites that expire should be a felony
I want to be this lucario
>>10232614
I like to think that it's taboo to talk about (also how people never talk about how eggs are made would fit to that), but many people do it. Pokémon are intelligent and NPCs keep saying how much they love them and how they love them back. It's inevitable that they wanna fuck each other.
>>10232966
>>10233355
I envy you actually. I cannot enjoy most pokeporn because they don't make sense in their own universe (talking mons and stuff)
Tfw I got super autism ;_;
>>10240302
Maybe some hypnosis would help you check that super autism.
I mean, it usually doesn't work for most but you might get a lot of help since...the more I talk the worse it sounds.
>>10238959
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>>10246765
And that's how the world was created
>>10246765
The sky background has a real SU feel to it and I hate myself for noticing.
>>10246765
if god is a faggot what hope do we have ?
>>10247281
You will accept god's love.
...one way or another.
>>10247281
Open your anus and accept your Lord
>>10246967
Shit you're right
I need porn of Gallade
>>10246967
>inb4 it is an actual SU skyline
>>10243181
I keep thinking how weird it's to see Nuzleaf in porn then I remember he was kind of a big deal in Super Mystery Dungeon.
>>10240302
The Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe has talking pokemon that build villages and cities. Just imagine all these pokemon are from that universe.
It is also implied that the main character from Explorers of Sky was in the PMD universe as a human before getting amnesia and being transformed into a pokemon. So you've already got human-level pokemon, the potential for human x pokemon, and human to pokemon transformation if you're into that too.
>>10246765
fuck i love arceus
God do I want to fuck Eevee's tight boyhole
It'll feel even better once he evolves into the objectively best eeveelution Vaporeon
>>10238917
>you will never take Big Daddy Groudons cock
is this the bara edition?
feral > anthro > females > bara
>>10252093
>>10255024
imagine that cum filling your asshole or mouth <3
>>10254499
>anthro and female above anything
Bara isn't my favorite but let's not be ridiculous here
>>10254499
>>10256928
How can you be bara without being anthro
>>10257007
Well for me at least, I consider bara to be pokemon with already bara aethstetics while anthro to be anthropomorphised versions of already feral pokemon, however stuff that combines the 2 like pic related, I can agree is the worst
>>10257134
>masculine sylveon
how horrid
>>10254497
>it's a watermelon posts art and disappears for months episode
What's the best tag in the history of forever and why is it backsack?
>>10257480
Is that a Pokemon I don't know about
>>10257500
How the fuck do you not know about Poochyena?
>>10257519
That looks nothing like a poochyena
>>10257551
>its an "autist spergs out about a pokemon not looking 100% the same as all other pokemon of the species" episode
Thats very clearly a poochyena, anon.
>>10257480
>backsack
*perineum
>>10257551
It's anthro and a bit stylized but still very clearly a Poochyena.
So... did anyone see the /vp/ raid?
>https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/page/39/
>>10258972
what am I looking for here?
>>10258525
the fuck is wrong with his scrotum
>>10257955
>>10258923
Nice obvious samefag
That really looks nothing like a poochyena though. It has fucking cat ears for fuck's sake lmao. The eyes are too big, the fur pattern on the front is dark grey instead of black, the grey fur everywhere else is the wrong shade.
Seriously, it's all fucked up. Just look up a picture of a poochyena on fucking google or something and you'll see that's very clearly not a poochyena.
It's just a generic furry dog shota.
>>10259127
>>its an "autist spergs out about a pokemon not looking 100% the same as all other pokemon of the species" episode
>Thats very clearly a poochyena, anon.
My point still stands. Its almost as if artists are allowed to take liberties when drawing.
>>10258525
>perineum
yes, finally someone understands
>>10256201
Mmm
Sounds absolutely delightful~
>>10259932
What do you think vaporeon's cum and cock would taste like?
>>10260505
Water xD
>>10260667
>tfw Vaporeon turns into water as it's fucking you right before you're able to cum
>it reforms and snickers at your twitching cock
>blows a water gun at it
>>10260757
thanks for ripping the skin off my penis
>>10260778
Is that a joke about too much pressure from the water gun, or a joke about how you Mach 2'd your dick off?
>>10261377
pressure you silly goose
>>10260757
Unf
Fuck what a hot fantasy that is
I love a good tease
>>10261394
Alright, just making sure.
And it probably isn't hard for it to adjust the pressure.
It would make it closer to a full blast of a showerhead rather than a water jet cutter.
>>10260778
go back to
>>>/pol/
you fucking anti-semite racist fuck
>You will never fuck a Typhlosion
>>10262840
>Or a Samurott
>>10262840
>you will never get fucked by a typhlosion
>>10262913
>or a samurott
>>10263171
>you will never be repeatedly used and abused by large pokemon
>>10239025
bless you
>>10183167
Source?
>>10264686
It's IMG_7690, what else do you need?
>>10252093
I bet you're that Vaporeon avatar pedophile in the pokelewds server.
>>10264686
lucky absol on furaffinity
>>10231790
>you will never get fugged in the ass by your team
Why live? Actually a less depressing question would be what would your team be?
>>10227087
Well that's pretty boring.
>>10215578
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>>10215947
Goddamn do I want to go down on a Typhlosion.
which pokemon is most in need of more Porn?
>>10273573
Probably one of the new ones.
I mean, they've barely been around a year, right?
Everyone else has a leg-up on them.
But personally?
Slowpoke.
Or Diggersby.
Oh, or Archeops.
(I like the thicker 'mons)
>>10234103
The only ones I've written have the humans hypnotized into doing it because they normally wouldn't
But then that's my thing so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>10187670
this
>>10273573
Kommo-o.
Motherfucker's so fucking cute, and so damn lovely. But GF gave him terrible stats, thus he's not popular... But i still love him.
>>10274837
>you will never know what its like to have a Drowzee fuck you
>>10273573
Alolan Marowak.
I can think of one good male picture and it's not even that good.
>>10273573
Anything not named: Gardevoir, Lucario, Eevee, Blaziken, Lopunny, Charizard. In general, Bird and Object Pokemon get the less porn
>>10273573
Scrafty. For sure male scrafty, preferably bottoming.
>>10273656
link some? I love hypnosis
>>10275459
http://www.furaffinity.net/gallery/akaece/
If you see a Pokeball, click it and some gay stuff will happen
Actually gonna clean up my gallery a bit while I'm at it since I consolidated the bigger ones
>>10273573
Mismagius
>>10262913
He has a nice butt
>>10258972
Fucking bui.
>>10262808
Nice falseflag faggot.
>>10277639
The best butt.
>>10281822
It is one quality butt, that much is true
>>10282479
10/10 would tie up and force him to orgasm at least 5 times
>>10282589
Sounds Lovely
>>10273783
Which episode is that from?
>>10290039
Like, one of the first ones!
Episode 8: https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/EP008