/sug/ - Steven Universe General @ /trash/
Make Earth great again Edition
Previous thread >>1007536
1080p Torrents
https://kat.cr/user/wuskydingo/uploads/
>Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
https://soundcloud.com/jeff-liu
>Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99
Android: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.turner.stevenrpg&hl=en
iOS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/attack-light-steven-universe/id941380906?mt=8
>Extended Intro
New link is required.
Thank you, i was getting tired.
Second for P U R E S T L O V E
>>1018164
Worst. Edition. Ever.
>>1018183
It's a very cute ship.
>>1017460
Please, Indexer.
Don't let us down
>>1018179
I love Asshole Steven. This is perfect.
>>1018179
Nono, thank you. Here's the original sketch, I'll post Sapphire next.
>>1018188
Good OP image and no /sugie/ so it's a-ok by me
>>1018149
Sometimes I feel like I stay with her for her benefit, or because I'm afraid of being alone. It's hard to tell.
>>1018137
Thanks family.
haha found blue diamond
>>1018213
>pearl being cucked in the corner
>>1018285
Pearl still gets her dosage of Steven, he's for all the Crystal Gems.
I wonder how Peridot is gonna fit into the 'status quo' sorta scenario of the show, if she doesn't die thanks to the cluster, after the drill thing
>>1017717
Here ya go. Bonus version in the link;
http://i.imgur.com/558YOVE.png
>>1018271
Lars is taller than Ronaldo?
This is hot for some reason.
>>1012859
good morning sug
>>1018313
Brutal.
Er, i mean, Excellent.
>>1018333
Indexer, my good man. I think it's safe to say you can skip the Undertale shit when you do this.
>>1018246
Eh, seeing anything to do with overexposed Trump rustles my jimmies.
Any new edit requests?
Won't get them done tonight, but will put what I can do on the list.
We had a suffering Gems (mostly Pearl) thread a couple /sug/'s ago, so how about this:
Post all your content/at peace Gems instead.
>>1018333
sicc trips indexer
also could you find source for this image?
>>1018313
Fucking, can't believe I didn't catch those holes. Here's a link to both versions fixed because I don't want to fill the thread with the same image;
>http://imgur.com/a/J6vla
I made some edits with the laughing Steven, gonna post them now.
>>1018368
I've wanting a version of this with Jasper for too long.
>>1018271
Where's her tip gone :(?
>>1018432
not gonna lie, was looking for the running nakes steven
Posted the wrong thing, sorry.
>>1018409
Thank you for your dedication to it.
>>1018410
>>1018421
>Disasterous steven bombs
>>1018440
nnnnnnice
>>1018455
I was seriously looking for Steven in the other one.
>>1018368
this of Peridot
>>1018349
Then you going to have a extreme rustling when he becomes President.
>>1018461
EARTH
TRASH
>>1018468
I don't have an image of naked Steven, sorry.
>>1018459
Yeah bruh no problem.
waht if preidot ws chees
>>1018368
how about this with Sapphire
>>1018373
>>1018368
With Lapis
>>1018373
Reposting this so more of you can save it. And also make more wonderful edits like
>>1018179
>>1018410
>>1018421
>>1018455
>>1018373
All is well.
>>1018373
yu got it bob
>>1018348
Only when there's no SU characters in it, my friend
>>1018392
http://boho-afro.tumblr.com/post/129086587800/head-canon-where-marty-comes-back-and-promises
>>1018373
just relaxing
>>1018373
I now realize all my content, and chill gems are from random stages of my shipping spree
neat
>>1018373
>>1018524
I love you so fucking much Indexer
>>1018528
Just a relaxing evening at home.
Does anyone have a colored version of this?
>>1018373
>>1018368
can you turn lady Albedo into Lapis?
>>1018213
Got anymore older Steven with Peridot?
>>1018368
I want to thank you for the previous requests you fulfilled of me.
But this with Garnet or Sapphire works
>>1018368
Turn this MEME into one of the gems. ANYONE
>>1018368
Jasper please.
>>1018598
Should be Peridot. Because of the message she broadcasted
>>1011493
>>1018368
Stevonnie
>>1018562
Thank you ellipses
>>1018368
As Lapis
>>1018588
No, but I've got this.
>>1013157
Please do not post thumbnails from orangekisses
That shit's hard to find
Apparently there's signs of a big earthquake about to go down on the west coast.
Will Steven Universe be delayed? Where does Sucrose live? I'm not a yank, I don't know.
>>1018645
Ah yes. The alleged "Big One".
I think Rebecca and most of the crew live in the Burbank/L.A. area.
So, there might be a delay.
>>1018368
Did you ever finish this where you give Connie has a dick and Steven the vagina?
>>1018368
Garnet showing her three eyes without the visor
>>1018645
Sort of, we had a little scooch happen up around the Vancouver sort of area (Think of what happens if a cat suddenly jumps onto your chair and makes you flail, that's about how strong it was). Thing is, it's been a really long time since West Coast has had a load of tectonic activity, and being on a fault, makes that really, really bad (as in, more time to build up pressure). The general consensus from my paranoid family is that if we get another little scooching like that, you should probably get the hell out of there, and wait about two weeks. Within that time frame, it'd be likely we'd have 'the big one' happen
However, i'm pretty confident that the big one won't happen - just that it's possible.
>>1018644
indexter you seem to make people happy...
But also piss a bunch of people off, I may not give the best advice, but I dont think its a good idea to tell anons whats gives you a tough time to find
>>1018524
word for word, that's fresh prince of bel-air
>>1018696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cwe6QJdru8
>>1013349
>>1018695
It doesn't actually matter that much, i'm just giving out sources for people that may search in the archive
If it did somehow matter, it means you're already geting deceived, one way or the other
>>1018368
This but Connie
>>1018745
Isn't Opal supposed to be twice Garnet's size?
>>1018768
>wat r filenames?
>>1018668
>Did you ever finish this where you give Connie has a dick and Steven the vagina?
I remember this the Stevonnie unfusion gone wrong
>>1018778
I'm on the phone, filenames aren't displayed for me by default.
>>1018731
Wow.. that's pretty heavy for a comedy sitcom. I mean the part where he yells caught me off guard.
>>1013507
>>1017137
The other picture is of-size
>>1018789
THEN BEGONE WITH YOUR BACKWARDS TECHNOLOGY, FLITH
>>1018368
I would like this to be Garnet
>>1018794
>comedy sitcom
>comedy situation comedy
I think that's redundant m8
>>1013526
>>1013865
[You tried but failed]
>>1018823
It's not an iPhone, it's an android. It's just that I don't always have access to my computer.
>>1018852
where u at, flimfam?
>>1013921
[There was an attempt]
>>1018852
Get a better browser then?
>>1018852
Why don't you use Clover?
That shows the filenames when you open the pictures, and it's really nice to watch the threads.
>>1018864
Does it really matter?
>>1018868
>>1018871
I can still see the filenames but only when I press on the filesize of the image posted, or when I view the image.
>>1013866
This is gonna be a long morning
I checked out this Katawa Shoujo you guys were talking about, but it just looks too damn animu compared to unteralterbach.
>>1014327
>>1018896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI
this could tots be Sardonyx
>>1018896
>>1018891
Use Clover man.
>>1018923
I love that artists Bob's Burgers content.
>>1018923
>this could tots be Sardonyx
>>1018941
I don't know what that is, but I'll look it up.
>>1018961
Apparently it's not on the Play Store. Anyone know where I can find it?
>>1018953
I fucking love this artist
>>1015291
>>1018979
It's on mine, look harder
>>1015396
>>1015511
>>1019000
I look it up on Google, I get a link to its page on Play Store, and when I press it it just says "Item not found".
>>1018644
Who is this artist?
>>1019016
This picture is just too adorable
>That cup
>>1016220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_yvECnN2ag
Reminder that Steven could be for sexual
>>1019079
Para and para2 fuck right off
>>1018661
>So, there might be a delay.
Who do I need to call to have the earthquake delayed till Steven Universe is over? Is it Jesus? Do I have to call Jesus?
What about Geb? I know that fucker is God of the ground in the ancient Egyptian pantheon. I'll get my boys in Egypt to fuck him up, I swear to Geb.
>>1019079
Steven IS for sexual, but only for the Gems. And sometimes Connie.
Why do I now love Peridot when I used to despise her?
>>1019087
You need a better hobby than yelling at artfags.
>>1019079
>>1019111
Steven is too pure for that.
>>1019111
Steven is for the best gem
>>1019120
I thought she used to be worst Gem, now that title has gone to Lapis.
>>1019132
You sure about that?
>>1019120
Because she stopped running away to face friendship head on
She has also become less Antagonistic.
>>1019132
>>1019131
>>1019111
Should I write a fic to go along with this picture?
>>1019122
You need a better hobby than sticking up for a useless artfag that draws lard ass kid penis
>>1019137
>prank
lel
>>1019152
Why is his kok so pointy?
>>1019160
Why is that even a question? Yes you should.
>>1019087
Oh yeah? Well i'm going to start liking Para's art just to spite you. What do you think about that, nerd?
>>1019175
He gets that from his Gem-side.
>>1019160
Yes.
But make Pearl repulsed by the thought first
>>1019175
Cat Fingers.
>>1019111
>stink lines coming from his head instead of his butt
>>1019152
I wonder how would his milk taste likes. haha just for laughs
>>1019144
You mean all of them?
Alright, so, hypothetically. If Peridot and Steven are supposed to get much closer than Steven and Connie, how would it even happen? What would make sense for the show if something like that happened?
Sugar wouldn't drop a puppy love triangle on us...would she?
>>1019160
Whats this artists name?
>>1019245
They could just go polygamous and have Steven have a loving, dedicated relationship with both Connie and Peridot, with everyone in it being ok with that.
>>1019253
sourscreen.tumblr.com
>>1019245
The easiest way is if Peridot tries to betray them again once YD shows up, but YD ends up trying to kill her, Steven would likely still save her life.
Cliche as fuck, but like I said, easy.
Not sure what'd make steven more into her than just friends though.
>>1019256
Yeah, but how'd that even work, with a kids show? Would it not make sense to have someone just stay a very close friend?
>>1019253
Para2 aka fag
>>1019137
Ftfy
>>1019256
Woah boy, that would be a really ballsy move on the Crewniverses part. Fundamentalists would riot and claim they are corruption our youth.
>>1019276
I don't see Peridot trying to betray them again - but I do see her being pressured/whatnot. Maybe you end up with a situation like Rose and Pearl, but instead it's Steven and Peridot
Very very close, with one pining for the other and unable to be reciprocated.
>>1019267
thank you
>>1018368
Can you/someone edit this but jasper in it
>>1019294
>peridot and connie fighting for steven behind his back
History repeats itself.
>>1019282
>trying to force your dumb name on the drawfag
Is this your attempts at creating a fresh new /sug/ meme?
>>1019308
Imagine, if you will. I'd like to think Peridot and Connie could get along, bonding over being both smart, but also having an interest in fiction.
But after having Steven show her so much, and give so much, and her being unable to properly return the favor, you can see her hanging aroudn him a lot, and maybe, having her have moments that hint she likes him a bit more than close friends, but will never admit it.
>>1019286
What's the change
>>1019354
Look at the top right.
>>1019286
Took me a while, you sneaky fucker.
>>1019361
Oh wow, needs to be less subtle maybe
>>1019286
>>1019361
My sides
>>1019367
I think it's perfect. It didn't take me long
Reminder that Amethyst has thought about raping Steven six times.
>>1019424
Someone.... I've been searching for the source for a while now.... I need it
Unless its from here then fine
>>1019424
Maybe more.
>>1019430
It's from here, yeah there is a version of it without the "I could've had my way with you six times!" On his blog.
I want Peri to pop my cherry
>>1019424
>>1019453
Steven nods in much apreciation, keeping consuming the purifying miasma of the putrid mammaries. Unfortunately, the necrotic, decaying fluids of fungi attributes have intentions for the digestive tract that are very badly shaped and evil. The rotten cheesecake bukake corrupts the Steven flesh, obliterating his stomachal linings and melting his intestines with unsavoury desires. The liver is the most corrupted organ, producing much pus in the bile that creates habitats for several species of demonic protozoa. This devilful eukaryotic flora devours the helpful and benign bacteria of good intentions and honest worker smiles. This is the last straw for the slaughtered intestinal tract, the small intestine now fully broken down into a bloody pulp. The fetid compost of the evil milk, pus, rotten fluids, blood, bile, digested living tissues and countless microbe worshippers of Ahriman flows down into the large intestine like the Tohoku Tsunami upon pitiful japanese children and elderly men.
>>1019424
>reminder
Wait, was that a line in the show? I don't remember it.
>>1019449
She's a nerd though.
>>1019449
I want Amy to lay-me.
>>1019293
truth be told, I wouldnt be surprised
We got her throwing Ruby and Sapphire passion lesbo scenes left and right
Peridot strait up saying two boys make a better ship then a boy and girl on TV
Steven in a dress
eeeeeeeh, honestly I could go all day
I can see Steven having a gem, and human relationship all in the same time.
suuuckk a diiiiick
>>1019424
Who hasn't?
>>1019500
You know, I wanted to ask if she was talking about two boys when she was talking about her shipping. I didn't want to assume she was. If so that's a bit heavy handed imo. I mean I really have nothing against gays, but you can't lay it on that thick.
>>1019424
Reminder that you are posting a faggots art
>>1019510
Pierre and Percy make the best powerful couple, you horrible bigot.
>>1019523
Can we even be sure that those are both males? I know one of them is but still.
>>1019544
Pierre is a boys name and a brute.
>>1019518
You got something against dicks you dumb queer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ6zr6kCPj8
>>1019518
You didn't draw that though, anon.
>>1019510
Yup, shes talking about two boys, the same one who went underwater to find the bracelet.
>>1019334
Shipping is some powerful shit i'll tell you that
Im sure Connie and Peridot would talk about shipping for hours and get along.
Only to be pissed off at Peridot when she ships the wedding ending.
>>1019554
The funny thing about that is we have no idea if either of them are gay to begin with.
>>1019564
Exactly. That gay pedophile para2 did
>>1019581
Percy is in love with Paulette much to Peridot's dismay. She just prefers Percy and Pierre because they make for a much more powerful team in Colour Wars.
>>1019576
POST FAVORITE SHIP OF LAND MAMMALS AND BEST CAMPFU'S LUNG CAPACITY.
>>1019559
>Those Peri shirt add on
nnnnnnnnice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyARHscb8mU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE_cL4t1EYc
I'm the driver... I drive.
>>1019484
A cute green nerd I wanna show the joys of reproductive activities as an organic carbon-based life form.
[spoiler]i wanna fuck her[/spoiler]
>>1019620
Id the Peri...her Cherry
>>1019518
If he's a faggot, he's a cool faggot.
>>1019645
ehhhh
>>1019647
Yeah, I'd suck his dick.
>>1019657
i couldnt help myself
bllblblblbblblblbbllb
>>1019671
This is cute.
>>1019671
Nice miiverse post, anon. Where can I yeah!?
>>1019663
Try, please
>>1019710
>
>>1019620
I've become obsessed with Peridot, please anons, help me.
Damn it, writefag writing this Steven x Pearl story here. I have a terrible habbit of making every story overly complicated and emotional when it's supposed to be a silly lewd story.
*Sigh* anyway I'm about half way done.
>>1019735
Why the fuck would I ever use that when I have one that's perfectly fine saved already? That's too big and not a png so it's not any better, fuck off.
>>1019759
Yer doin the work o the Lord me son
>>1019754
Sure, I'll help you feed your new obsession.
>>1019775
What good are those boxers is she isn't going to piss in them?
>>1019786
Please don't, I'm about to start liking it
>>1019754
saddle up rookie, the peri ride never ends!
>>1019814
>those fingers
>>1019763
Then you'll be met with that image every time you post your thumbnail
>>1019799
You should like it. It's sexual enlightenment. It opens up the door for new exciting things that you would of never thought to try.
>>1019759
>*sigh*
>>1019814
>>1019843
Your lucky I don't post le epic 9gag memes just to piss you off.
>>1019842
I like that shit in real life but for poor innocent green Peri it just feels strange
Lapis "I have a college degree" Lazuli
>>1019882
Holy shit. Is this a leak?
>>1019858
Your lucky i don't call you and that writefag dick sucking faggots
>>1019904
yeah and its getting all over peridot
>>1019904
No, this is.
>>1019880
>Peridot catches peeks of Steven peeing
>She is confused but finds it fascinating
>While talking to Amethyst she learns that if you drink you need to pee.
>She drinks a lot and tells Steven to come with her
>She pees in front of Steven because she is so proud that she leaned how to pee
>She thinks it feels really good and is in pure ecstasy.
>Steven watches, and while he knows it's wrong for Peridot to do this in front of him he can't help but be aroused by her display.
>>1019931
You can't fool me, anon.
That Steven looks badly drawn.
>>1019944
Considering Steven has used the bathroom with Peridot present this doesn't seem far fetched.
She's also probably watched him poo.
>>1019946
That Steven looks like it's from when he kissed the Cookie Cats fridge in the first episode
>>1019308
>peridot and connie fighting for steven behind his back
>History repeats itself
Drawing this out.
>>1019944
I don't want this boner anon
>>1019978
I think it's when he kissed his time clone.
>>1019963
It's everything. Everything is fucking wrong with it, whichever retard made this did a piss poor job
>>1019775
This is great
>>1019775
>limb enhancers
11/10
>>1019993
Don't shoot the messenger, I just found it on a blog.
>>1019986
>>1019965
>>1019944
>Peridot giggles as the stream continues to flow
>"I didn't know it would be this warm."
>she pulls Steven closer to her and moves his hand down to her piss stream.
>Steven can feel the hot golden liquid genly run over his hand.
>Peridot pushes his hand all the way against her leg
>Pee runs over the back of Steven hand while he gently gropes the soft flesh of Peridots leg though her pants.
>Finally Peridot runs out of pee, and the flow slowly comes to a tickle. Both seem dissapointed for a moment.
>Steven stares down at his hand for some time as if in a stupor.
>Finally he managed to will his gaze back up to Peridot, meeting her eyes.
>She is grinning at him, with a look of pride and excitement in her yes.
>"That was incredible, I had no idea this 'pee' thing was so fun. I must find a dry 'shirt' and consume more liquids"
>Peridot slides the wet boxers off and stuff them in Steven's hands without a word and darts out of the room.
>Steven is standing there with Peridot's wet boxers in his hands as if he is frozen.
>>1020052
I always mistype through as though. Fuck.
>>1020052
This really oughtn't be arousing me
Maybe when they're older?
>>1020052
>Steven just walking round the house in his boxers, just chilling
>Amethyst and Garnet dont say much but Pearl starts to wonder
>Peridot comes bursting out and throwing wet boxers at the wall
>It sticks
>Steven looks sad "And those were my last pair..."
>>1020122
I can get behind this
>>1020122
Well...with Stevens birthday episode, every picture of just Steven and Peridot, they can both be over 100 years old and still look the same
But Peridot might like the feel of Stevens bulky body pinning her down and he pumps away
aslo, I dig that artists art
>>1020144
I already am.
>>1020029
>be waiting patiently for this, full speed anon!
Finished. It's that notable part of Rose and Pearl's fusion dance.
>>1020155
Well, he can change his age so you could imagine that any picture of him romantically involved with a Gem is in the far far future.
>>1020166
I want Connie to NTR Peridot
>>1020166
Leave homo
>>1020052
Oh golly gee I got a boner! Thanks anon, what am I supposed to do now?
>>1020122
Nah m8 only in your dreams
I want non loo pooers to leave and stay leave.
>>1020093
>Steven hold the wet boxers in his hand for a moment and just stares at them.
>He hold them with both hands and stretches them out in front of him.
>They are absolutely soaking wet and dripping pee on the floor.
>Steven can smell them, but for some reason he doesn't dislike the smell.
>Without thinking about it too much, he wads them back up and brings them close to his nose and takes a big breath in.
>Steven coughs for a moment, maybe a little to much he things to himself. Still, for some reason this was making him feel odd.
>Steven puts the boxers in the sink and takes off his clothes.
>Steven steps in the shower to clean himself off.
>Steven takes the time to enjoy the warm water, ten minutes later as he is getting out Peridot bursts through the door.
>"Steven! I've figured it out, a more efficient way to conserve the fulids nessesary for this 'pee'"
>Steven yells that she should burst in when he's nakes, and quickly covers himself with a towel
>"No, it's okay! It's actually optimal that we be naked for this conservation of pee. It all makes sense now. Come, help me.
>Peridot strips naked and drags Steven back into the bathtub.
>"You see steven, if we consume this 'pee' then it will provide the necessary liquid so we can perform the act of 'pee' again. It's so simple!"
>Peridot gets gets down on her knees in front of Steven.
>"Okay Steven, come on aim this 'pee' into my speech orifice"
>>1020210
You are supposed to have your hand and penis go on a romantic candlelight dinner, and then make your move.
Ironically, this green texting is getting in the way of this Pearl Steven story I'm in the middle of.
>>1020222
Why can't we have both?
>>1020166
Thank you my good sir, ignore the village idiot and know that most of us love your work.
>>1020267
Why don't you suck his dick and lick his butthole while your at it he'll love that
>>1020277
>>1020277
I mean, if he's down for that sort of thing...
>>1020275
Unfortunately, yes
>>1020263
ya, this
Make love no war
unless that war leads to rough hate sex, then war it up
>>1020296
Nah, only healthy poly ships allowed here.
>>1020293
I'm glad you like it. I'm going to stop for now so I can write this Pearl x Steven story proper. I'll fix all the fucking typos in the greentext, add more, then repost it tomorrow night.
>>1020290
Hey man, I'd trade handjobs for art lessons.
>>1020263
Peridot looks like a green troll doll in this one
http://strawpoll.me/6573420
Which pearl is the best pearl?
>>1020277
Why? Do you think he likes me?
>>1020357
Wait, is new Pearl the current Pearl?
>>1020357
Damn nigger you posted this when there aren't enough people to even vote for one each
>>1020345
Even I admit that that poly relationships would solve a lot of problems in life, but I feel like something about the possessive nature of human beings prevents most from feasibly being able to handle such a relationship.
>>1020357
Implying that Attack the Light Pearl and far render Pearl aren't one and the same. Tsk tsk.
>>1020360
If you're a 10 year old little boy, yes he likes you
>>1020317
Wonderful
>>1020338
That's kinda what she is.
>>1020405
Which Pearl is Creepy Pearl?
>>1020405
what about fused pearls
>>1020419
This one.
>>1020423
Oh, this is really cute
>>1020419
tttthhhhhis pearl
>>1020432
>>1020435
This artist draws the freakiest Pearl.
>>1020456
She doesn't look all that freaky to me
>>1020456
I used to be freaked out
but now I find her VERY attractive
Plus, Her physical appearance matches her personalty
>>1020451
Wew lad.
>>1019999
>>1020451
Are you just assmad that people like stuff that isn't you fetish?
>>1020539
Para2 please
>>1020488
I feel what you feel
Two souls become as one
We are brothers
Yeah I find her super attractive too
>suns coming up soon
fuck, i need sleep, night y'all
>>1020539
They just hate that one anon in general despite the fact that other users post /ss/ content daily.
>>1020683
Hope you don't wake up and no one saves you
>>1020155
>>1020435
>>1020701
Kek, holy fuck could you be more of a pissbaby?
>>1020488
Ayyy /sug/ I had another SU dream. It was that Peri was at my house, and she was trying to get Jasper out of prison. Was a solid dream.
>>1020791
All my SU dreams are of Pearl accidentally mortally wounding me during sword practice. Fuck I want a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNdO95XfJ8I
>>1020813
It's a vision of the future. Don't forget it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNdO95XfJ8I
>jasper will never loom over you
>she will never lustily lick her lips as she eyes your body
>she will never grab you by the collar of your shirt and pull you up to her face
>she will never brutally engulf your entire mouth into hers
>her tongue will never explore every inch of your mouth
>she will never withdraw, biting your lip on the way out
>she will never drag her rough, coarse tongue all over your face
>she will never carry you to her private quarters
>she will never throw you down onto her bed
>she will never rip your clothes off in one swipe
>she will never call your erect peenie weenie "a display"
>she will never raise her behind in the air
>she will never slam down onto your genitals
>she will never literally fucking howl as she bounces on your cock
>she will never look down at you and begin frenching you while riding
>she will never expose her breasts, making your cock even harder
>you will never black out as you blow all the semen you will ever produce in your short, pathetic, hilarious life
>you will never wake up to the scent of sex stank and barbecue sauce
>you will never be greeted by jasper lying next to you with a cocky grin
>you will never give her a kiss on the forehead as you use her arm as a makeshift pillow
>you will never begin to rub her toned tummy as she moans into your ear
>you will never grabbed and pulled in tight
>you will never be smothered by her breasts
>jasper will never be real
I get the feeling everyone is in bed now, so I will probably post this story I'm working on tomorrow night after work.
>>1020869
Why live
>>1020871
There's a few eurofags here, still awake. Just post it in the next thread.
>>1020869
heart status: mangled.
>>1019160
To anyone interested in the fic based on this picture here it is.
http://pastebin.com/FgSb8rvv
>>1019176
>>1019197
>>1019253
>>1020886
It's not done, but it's a good start. It's far too late now, I'll be heading to bed soon. Please tell me what you think of it. I didn't go through and re-read it so it may be rough in places. Part of the reason it took so long just for this is I had to re-write a section when I got off track.
AU where everything is the same except Jasper is played by H. John Benjamin
>>1020971
Oh god.. lol. I love that guy. I can't help but think of Coach McGuirk when I hear his voice.
>>1020971
What about Matt berry instead
Fuck. Well I guess the thread really is dead.
Zone has only seen log-date and he has already made an animation and 3 porn images. Anybody got the 3rd picture?
>>1021169
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/steven_universe%20zone/1
>>1021169
Hopefully he'll go back to watch together breakfast
That'll fuck him up real good
>>1021199
cheers, but not even zone could get me into lion fucking.
>>1021169
And Marble Madness
>>1020948
It's good so far.
>>1021199
AMETHYST, THAT'S NOT HOW YOU LION THE MOOD
>>1020357
None of them. We all know she's the worst.
If you got literally nothing to do here's the 4cc thread
>>977587
also http://svy.mk/1ZGUSlR
>>1021373
>David Bowie
I didn't actually think that that name would win, it was just for laughs. Fuck.
Great. Now I want to read some Peri/Steven fapfics. Anyone have one?
>>1021483
Where's Lapis' butthole!?
>>1021483
>>1021522
She's didn't shapeshift one.
imagine being IN peridot
>>1021422
Remember, it's easy to just throw another vote, as long as Bowie is still in the poll as a possible choice. Some people would like to have bowie there just to fuck with /mu/
>>1020326
>>1018368
this with peridot
>>1021608
Fag
>>1020948
Oooh my. That's good.
http://strawpoll.me/6574198
Images included this time. Sand Pearl is best pearl.
>>1021627
holo pearl b/c she poofed worse gem
but seriously either lil blue, space race, or sweater
>>1021596
http://strawpoll.me/6462880
>>1021199
glad to know Zone knows what the best ship is
>>1021613
Gonna grab u by the nape of ur neck and toss u naked into the cold winter night
>>1021671
Hot
>>1021627
Beach Pearl a best
>>1021682
No Beach Pearl is utter shit Legwarmer Pearl is the best
>>1021700
fuck you and your shit taste
>>1021700
I disagree, top hat magician Pearl is the best option.
would peridot let you touch her neat little teeth cause i want to
Amedot when?
>>1021627
>Connie killer Pearl
What
>>1021789
Never
>>1021596
it should be bowie because of how much his influences reaches steven universe
>>1018164
[spoiler]Cheeki Breeki Peridot a best[/spoiler]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ8oxTnsLbo
>>1021712
who doesn't love pearl smooch paddles?
>>1021422
He won another poll before his death. /sug/ fucking loves bowie.
>>1021830
just give it some time anon
the subtext is already there
>>1018373
so, if you serve pink diamond, why are you white?
>>1021862
oh my god, blue pearl, you can't just ask someone why they're white.
>>1021483
Such a terrible assault cannot be left unanswered.
>>1021789
>>1021862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdSYhwLENvM
>>1018373
>>1021862
>>1021871
>>1021862
her hair is pink though, someone actually checked this out, the room Yellow Diamond and Pearl were in was full of yellow light, if you filter is out a bit to what they would look like in normal light, its turns out Yellow Pearl also has white skin but yellow hair
>That reminder that Amethyst could easily be as powerful as Rose, but her youth and stunting have ruined that for her.
Why, green cat, do you tell us about our flaws and then not expect us to get mad?
>>1020122
Proof that you can have bad anatomy and still have a good picture.
>>1021878
>>1021831
You mean
>it should be bowie because of how much his influences reaches ANY MEDIUM OR STORY EVER SINCE THE 60s
>>1021878
>practically flat fat chick
that's just sad
not to mention inaccurate
>>1021899
As powerful as Jasper, you mean (and even that I'm not sure about).
Just wait until we see a display of Rose's true power. She was especially OP on earth - if there was a significant amount of flora around, fighting her would be like fighting lapis near water.
>>1021878
Jesus Christ, Anon that thing is horrifying why did you post it
>>1021930
not to mention smart
>>1021929
Amethyst has a nice rack when she wants to
>>1021927
Why yes I do satan should I tear up over it before or after I post this message?
>>1021947
She probably looked at several medical books to create the proper womb as well.
>>1021929
It's because she's trying to emulate Rose, the only Gem we've seen so far with a confirmed rack.
>>1021789
Why have amedot when you can have stevidot?
Is this peridot and the gems
>>1021953
Whichever makes you feel more like a piece of shit, famas
>>1021965
>you'll never teach a gem to create all necessary organs to live a regular human life with you
why live ;_;
>>1021968
When is Garnet gonna give Connie advice on romance?
>>1021986
Being a better experience isn't good advice?
>>1021969
because romance and friendship aren't the same thing.
Steven and Peridot can be best friends and be adorable together all they want, but Amethyst is the one Peridot really wants, her opinion on the matter was already made rather clear
>>1021980
rose is dead you dumbass
>>1022001
I wasn't talking about Rose specifically you retard
>>1021980
Slowly, gently, this is the way a race is corrupted.
>>1021589
yeah, if we just shrink down really little, we can get in there...
>>1022018
wait is Peridot wearing Amethyst style panties or did Amethyst transform into Peridot's panties?
>>1022055
Notice where Amy's lips are.
>>1022021
no i meant the peepee in the vagruba
>>1022021
But what if it wears out?
Found this pic on /aco/. Someone think they can color it?
Feels pretty bad that Sucrose will never record a non-cartoon album. She writes great songs but I don't want to be seen listening to cartoon music in public.
>>1022072
but the canonicity of peridot's butthole is forever in limbo now
>>1022092
I want to cum in Lapis's cute litte blue butt!
>>1022115
don't we all?
>>1022099
How would they know you're listening to cartoon music?
>>1022099
How would somebody know it's from a cartoon unless they also liked it?
And why would you care about what some random faggot thinks?
>>1022129
Because everyone's talking and singing like goddamn cartoon characters
All flesh decays. Death turns all to ash. And thus, death frees every soul.
>>1022126
I want to cum in [spoiler]adult Steven[/spoiler]'s [spoiler]big, hairy[/spoiler] butt!
huh, they finally put Sword Dancers on the US cartoon network site, wonder why that took so long?
>>1022149
Are you autistically blasting it from your phone or something? Why not use earphones?
>>1022149
That doesn't make any fucking sense and you're autistic.
>>1021712
i wonder how they can go away with stuff like this. when you're into something you know it was made for sexual (probably) the storyboarder gave instructions to give pearl perfect soles and toes even if the shot was about less than two seconds long
>>1022189
it's more likely your fetish is making you mildly delusional
>>1022152
What happens when the very soul rots, friend, but the flesh refuses to die?
What kind of monster will Pearl be, long after the others have died?
>>1022189
It's a drawing of a foot you mongolian.
>>1022194
Doesn't everyones?
>>1022189
>i wonder how they can go away with stuff like this
Get away with what? Drawing feet? You think an executive would look at that go "nope way too sexual, remove those feet because people with a foot fetish will get a boner from it"
>>1022092
You could've done it yourself.
What are listening to /sug/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=if-UzXIQ5vw
>>1022216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhwHhWQo95c
>>1022216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vtNZqzbXkk
>>1022211
>>1022218
>>>/aco/326554
Nice
Now post it to the original artist's tumblr
http://lilithn.tumblr.com/post/137526703415/booty-lapis-patreon-commissions
>>1022216
What is 'good' anatomy?
>>1022216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh_p20lHqtA
>>1022216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iDTrK2EAfI
I always think of Lapis
>>1022234
It's not in your art ya faggot. That's for sure.
>>1022152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0K8WZ2Masw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU5caGN40QE
>>1018311
If I had to guess, she'll be downgraded to secondary cast status along with Lapis, having been conveniently exiled to the barn rather than living at the temple with the rest.
>>1022234
It's the way a body is put together. Look at littlegreendoritos stuff.
>>1022230
No, that's no good! No one asked for permission.
>>1022239
No fucking shit sherlock.
You aren't suppose to use the songs like that anyway.
They thought you just were going around blowin your music load to the public.
Next time give them an actual situation you'd be in where you'd want to use music.
>>1022240
(You)
(You)
(You)
(You)
>>1022234
a fair representation of a body which is also visually pleasing
>>1022216
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zvz8jtZ3f5s
>>1022216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yX6FsTIq6ls
>>1022249
You have to ASK for permission? Christ, why does anyone respect artists?
If dubs, then para will die... from happiness
How feared was Rose on the battlefield?
>>1022254
Why can I never get anatomy correct?
>>1022216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGgrb29hj4
Very loudly
Tell me /sug/, who are the most autistic people here? Go from most autistic to least autistic.
>>1022279
you haven't practiced enough
>>1022216
Friendly reminder that new album 2016 yall!!!! GET HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sToG11qUMvk
>>1022279
Post example, then I will decide weather your full of shit, or actually need help
>>1022194
i know, but the effort put for two or three frames makes me wonder (probably is just cause her foot is near the camera so a simpler drawing would look lazy)
>>1022301
>most autistic
Everyone. Literally everyone here is a raging autistic faggot, including me
>least autistic
>implying
>>1022239
Isn't there a massive difference between public and chilling with your mates?
>>1022239
You need better friends.
>>1022279
you probably need practice, self criticism and confidence on your work. that or you're trying to force someone else style on you. would be easier to tell seeing an example
>>1022320
Not in the grand scheme of things
>>1022301
1. Para
2. Para2
3. Drawfags that never fill their requests
4. Supas
5. Anyone who posts a picture of their face (I'm looking at you, femanon)
>>1022301
Everyone is the most autistic
>>1022331
So you're basically afraid your mates will find out that you like SU.
>>1022333
So basically you want all the drawfriends to go so /sug/ can die a slow, painful death
Don't think I'm not onto you, pal
>>1022333
Supas is #1 faggot
>>1022346
Believe me, they know. It really tears them up inside.
>>1022333
>Hating Sourscreen
Por que?
>>1022353
every time
>>1022353
FIVE DOLLARS A SLICE
>>1022360
Your friends sound like real fags if they're this upset over you liking a cartoon
>>1022333
>5. Anyone who posts a picture of their face (I'm looking at you, femanon)
One of these days I'm going to take a million photos of myself and plaster them all over /sug/ just so I can sit back and imagine you squirming in your computer chair
>>1022351
Supas did the sharpie in pooper
>>1022360
get better friends
>>1022360
Just keep on playing stronger than you.
Also they sound like massive fags
>>1022375
I'd play it just to fuck with them.
>>1022333
>Drawfags that never fill their requests
>>1022353
>>1022239
What are earphones for one hundred, Alex?
I listen to death metal, pop, rap, and all kinds of shit, so I have to use earphones because someone will invariably say 'turn that shit off' no matter what I play.
>>1022333
Can somebody edit the troll face onto her?
>>1022333
how I'm supposed to draw all the stuff in a couple hours?, i rather sacrifice quantity than quality
>>1022417
you're the guy who was drawing eyes closed?
>>1022333
>para2 second on your list
All they do is fill art requests.
>>1022333
Just because they don't do your request doesn't mean they don't do everyone elses.
>>1022375
Deep down they know my taste is better than theirs, they're just afraid to take the plunge into the non-japanese cartoon world.
What world would you even have to live in to consider anime more respectable than something like SU? I'm not gonna pretend like I understand it.
>>1022387
>>1022388
>play Like A Comet for friend
>hey this is pretty good, who is it?
>Haha dipshit, this is from Steven Universe
>TURN IT OFF
>>1022422
Faggot, at least have the common decency to rotate the thing you downloaded.
>>1022440
that was yoto who did it with his eyes close
>>1022428
Seeing as you aren't getting paid and aren't under any sort of contract., you could literally do whatever you want.
>>1022333
Stop twiddling our dicks
>>1022353
I got nothing against supporting lgbts or their pride stuff, that I can accept...but $5/slice. FIVE DOLLARS A FUCKING SLICE?! How big is the slice, 1/8th of a lets say a 14 Inch Pizza? That's like $40 for the pizza if you were just buying per slice, but of course most joints to charge THAT much for a fucking pizza. Hell, a shitty Little Caesar's pizza is $5 for a 12 inch pie and these fucking PRICE GOUGERS are asking $5/slice.
http://www.jaredlander.com/2014/05/average-cost-of-a-new-york-slice-in-2014/
This here is a fucking census of the average price of slices of pizza from New York, averaging at about $2.45.
>>1022333
>3. Drawfags that never fill their requests
Suddenly your posts all make sense.
You know, if you were a little nicer and had better ideas maybe your requests would be filled more often? Just an idea. Happy holidays.
http://imgur.com/a/rr8to
Someone made a SU terrarium, pretty cool
>>1022457
>seatbelt defining and separating her big boobs
That's my fetish
>>1022362
lol racist peedee, a shame there isn't more its actually quite funny
>>1022459
Eyes so close.
>>1022333
Being such a baby that artists won't do what you want them too.
>>1022353
Are we assuming Steven is gay?
>>1022484
>It even has tiny clothes
Ok, that's pretty cool.
>>1022333
(you)
>>1022333
>3. Drawfags that never fill their requests
Maybe they just don't want to do your requests?
Make your bets, new Stevenbomb when??
http://strawpoll.me/6574953
>>1022477
>How big is the slice, 1/8th of a lets say a 14 Inch Pizza?
More likely 1/6. I've had $5 slices before and they're massive.
Of course they're going to charge more per slice than per pie. They want you to buy a full pie, not a single fucking slice. This is how pricing things works. If you buy a single beer it is going to cost more than if you had bought it in the full 6pack.
>>1022506
How is it possible that he could be gay if he's surrounded by hot women that aren't really related to him 24/7?
>>1022506
You know, everyone complains about the five dollar pizza slices, but Greg was giving away Car Washes for $3.
No wonder he lives in a van.
>>1022484
Wow, gotta hand it to them, that's pretty good.
>>1022488
I thought i was the only one
>>1022519
I'm honestly glad people are still this optimistic about February.
>>1022524
>hippie hair Steven
WHY DOES THIS TRIGGER ME SO HARD
>>1022506
Eh no evidence to say he's gay, knowing him he's supporting love of all kinds.
>>1022519
New bomb in May
New episode in 31 DAYS 5 HOURS 54 MINS 35 SECONDS
>>1022541
It's Steven with Rose's drills.
>>1022541
It's supposed to be like Rose's hair, dummy.
>>1022550
I know what it is, I just don't know why it exists and in such large quantities.
>>1022561
>What is popularity?
>>1022561
Because that's probably what his hair will look like if he grows it out.
>>1022566
But why is it popular? He looks like an asshole
>>1022489
There was one were he hates gays let me try to find it
>>1022572
Are there no goddamn barbers in Beach City?
>>1022583
>>1022561
It's a headcanon. And Steven does have curly hair, so it's not hard to imagine that he'd have something like Rose's hair when he grows older.
I fap to everyone who posts their face
>>1022578
Because it's like poetry. It rhymes. Every stanza kinda rhymes with the last one.
>>1022596
thanks
So what happens to Rose's gem if Steven suffers a case of the mortality?
>>1022605
Bad rhyme, please rewrite ASAP.
>>1022621
Sadly no. I'll request it next time Sourscreen appears.
>>1022628
Hopefully it'll work.
>>1022628
Steven with Rose's hair is a headcanon, founded on the basis that Steven already has curly hair, and Rose had curly hair, so Steven will get something like Rose's hair when he grows up. That make sense to you?
>>1022216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqJUvP3b9Hk
>>1022412
what does lapis smell like
>>1022652
Her name explains.
>>1022652
Water.
What you think?
>>1022647
It also kind of happened on So Many Birthdays, his beard started to curl when it kept growing.
>>1022652
A distant ocean breeze, laced with depression
>>1022652
Asparagus enhanced piss
>>1022652
Amethyst's piss.
>>1022652
blue
>>1022652
shit
>>1022652
Water and piss
>>1022647
No shit it would probably look like that but why in the name christ would he grow it out like that? He looks like a greasy fucking slob who smells like BO. Why does anyone want to see this? Just go to an anime convention ffs
>>1022698
The answer to all of those question is to spite you. Nobody actually likes it, they're doing it because it triggers you.
>>1022709
Thanks, that's what I figured.
>>1022698
All girls with long hair must be slobs too, right?
>>1022698
To you it might look ugly, but I think that it looks cool.
peridot
rape
porn
I want to fuck femanon
I want to fist Ruby
>>1022773
I want to rub her hot tamale
>>1022769
Creep
>>1022781
I want to eat a tamale
So new bread when?
>>1022652
Blue toilet water.
>>1022870
New bread
>>1022271
hella