HG THREAD
HUNGER GAMES THREAD
THE GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST GREATEST THREAD OF AAAAAAAAALLLLLL TIME.
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HG
IS
...
HERE FOR RIGGINSMANIA 90TH !
So uh, what could we say about this edition ?
> Quick Seth, comes up with some lengthy bullshit to appear all mighty that no one will read anyway !
Ah, uhm.
I have nothing.
> NAME
> IMAGE
> GENDER IF NECESSARY
> SQUAD SPECIFICATION IF YOU WISH TO FIGHT FOR A DISTRICT PARTICULAR (FROM 2-12. 1 BEING THE FOUR HORSEMEN IS RESERVED FOR THE FIRST 4 ENTRIES).
TRUST NO ONE
SHOW NO MERCY
HERE WE GO
Emi
Tricky
Haru
Elias Ainsworth
in district 3
Gascoigne
Ministry
Eggman-kun
>>10179604
Lana's mother
>>10179604
Rika
>>10179604
Ridley
>>10179604
Heart and Soul
>>10179604
Muteba Gizenga
Mikun
Male
Evolution
Seiga Kaku
Draco
Richter Abend
Spades Slick
EL LUCHADOR
Ramona Flowers
Oshino Shinobu
>>10179604
Miku's ass
Lanshi
>>10179604
V-Dub
D-Generation X
Yotsugi Ononoki
Arashi
Avey Tare and Panda Bear
Yoshiko Tsushima
oce
>>10179604
Sif
Kedamono
Rubick
>>10179604
Jiren
Junpei Iori
Ryougi Shiki
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
Simple Plan
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10179604
Gem knight Topaz
Seth Riggins
Bobby Fulbright
Literally me
>>10179604
Agrias Oaks
>>10179604
Raine Sage
>>10179604
Space Dandy
Catling gun
Akatosh
>>10179604
Snowman
>>10179604
Cthulhu
>>10179604
MC Ride
>>10179666
>>10179651
>>10179637
District Twelve.
Holy shit that when fast
Ink Boss
>>10179604
Comrade Soviet
Reimu
Inkling
>>10179692
That's what your mom said
>>10179607
>I don't know the details myself, but the newer threads state it in the OP.
>>10179532
>>10179689
Eila Ilmatar Juutilainen
>>10179703
i am your mom
>>10179604
Ash Crimson
>no white peak
Nani!?
>>10179713
Ok
>fucks
>>10179710
bitch
>>10179604
Suzumi
>>10179721
Don't see Reigen either. Squid must be busy.
>>10179728
>38 unique IDs
>over 60 entries
Fucking filler faggots
>>10179731
Das some blitzkrieg speed right there.
>>10179604
Late Miaya Gekkogahara
>>10179749
Can a man fucks his mom in peace?
>>10179604
Uraraka Ochako
>>10179761
Ill fuck you
>>10179773
Ok
>fucked
>>10179751
S-should I work on it?
>>10179604
Syrma and ChouChou
>>10179799
B-BUT LE FUNNY YOUTUBE GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10179799
>Soviet
>Sif
>Filler
?
>>10179799
?
>>10179816
wow you really needed to attach your ava huh
>>10179799
its fine i will just sit this one out.
i know you all are scared anyway.
>>10179816
Soviet's anime girl chasing and "*gives AK/Vodka*" isn't RP.
>>10179832
Some people aren't pussies
>>10179816
beep boop boop
boop *whistles* boop
>>10179844
>It's RP that makes a tribute a filler
Fuck off
>>10179799
phew
>>10179845
thing is he's not making some bold statement
it's literally just pointing out people that aren't fillers, there's no need to go OOC, like ???
>>10179844
B-BUT HE'S A RUSSIAN IT'S LITERALLY CANON TO GIVE VODKA AND AK-47!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10179844
she is a disgrace to the loli army.
we have no association with this Soviet.
>>10179799
>people need to rp.jpg
>>10179832
>not attaching your ava to everything you do
What are you, an anon?
RPfags have been out in full force today, the fuck is going on?
>People don't want to RP but don't want to be called filler
>They want special snowflake treatment to escape reality
Pick one, faggots.
>>10179904
they also want custom code.
they also shitpost.
Newfags ruined this community
>>10179844
>she types into a moonbase text to speech.
>"War has caused him to become a raging alcoholic and a thirsty deviant"
>>10179846
>"why are you doing this?"
Three mentally incapacitated girls and a mythical creature. A perfect match.
> AC just got an update
This is either the end of my troubles or the beginning of even worse ones.
From this point on, you have the chance to influence destiny. The game has already happened, a winner has already been crowned, and all that can disappear depending on the swap you're gonna make, or not.
Isn't it fascinating, all the winners that were originally supposed to be showered in praise, get all their hopes and dreams shattered in an instant by the generosity of another ?
One man's loss is another man's gain, there ain't no truer idioms in a place like this.
5 mins.
>>10179904
50% of HG are fillers if we go by your definition
>>10179933
>>10179674
>>10179770
>>10179873
>does it matter? If they want to then they can. Simple as that.
>>10179933
>>10179653
>>10179710
>>10179933
>>10179681
>>10179731
Do me a favor and swap in this gal, will ya? She looks like she can do some damage.
>>10179904
Filler are entries made to fill up a game faster. Not going to defend the people that fill up games with multiple entries, but people like Eggman-kun just like entering and going about their normal business.
>>10179933
>>10179615
>>10179720
>>10179887
They aren't adding anything, unless someone points it out, and then they RP for the first 2 or 3 slides. Even people who don't RP to the slides or people who just say ">that event, kek" contribute more
>>10179933
I am once again ready to prove my superiority.
Begin.
>>10179965
kys homo
>>10179933
I'm ready to puyo pop.
>>10179926
im just trying to communicate in your language R2.
I have been studying really hard.
*whistles* beep beep!
>>10179943
That's right.
So what's the fucking problem? It hurts your feelings when you get called filler?
You're not filler? You want a special label?
>>10179962
Glorified fillers.
>>10179933
Let's begin.
>>10179933
May the best win!
>>10179933
>Swap me for the next in line, I have work in the morning anyway
>>10179965
y'all niggas gay af
>>10179880
The loli army is a disgrace to the loli army. Get outta here
>>10179933
Ooh, now you are making me excited, baby.
Let the manhunt begin.
>>10179977
I'd like to puyo pop my fist in your asshole!
>>10179933
Ministry of Darkness? Eh, whatever, let's just start.
>>10179986
ill take his spot if no one else wants it
>>10179992
Dragons don't poop
>>10179992
Anonymous that's both violent and lewd.
>>10179933
"Everyone, do your best, and most importantly, do it smiling!"
>"Encouraging the competition is a terrible idea, Heart."
>>10179933
I sense this hunt will bring me the blood of beasts. Rich, wonderful blood. Let me at them.
>>10179979
Perhaps so, but if we single things like that out most of these games will require filler to fill up, damned if you do, damned if you don't.
>>10179978
>"R.2?"
>>10179988
I thought we told you not to come back around here Bone boi.
you better shut you're mouth before we do to you what we did last time. Our Operatives wont be so easily dispatched this time.
>>10179972
These games originally were just for the off chance that an event was funny. Some fillers can make games great.
>>10179389
>You blow your raspberry again, and clutch your eye-patch. Not just there for looks, but as this bitch had the pleasure of bringing back to light, but to hide the mess of an eye, or better yet, what once WAS a darn good-lookin' eye.
Oh, shove off! Wasn't gonna get you more wet over more of your claims over me. Can't let ya' get any more cocky than you already fuckin' are. Call me what you want, but I'm outta' here. I've learned better than to tussle empty-handed. 'Ere that, you bitch? Knowin' you're here just made my day even better. I'll get the just revenge I deserve, just you wait. Then, we'll see who's takin' shots, crackin' jokes... Blindin' the other. Hahah!
So long, ya' bitch. Glad to know I've got one last Felt to take out. But, for now... Take fuckin' care.
>You take your leave fashionably, busting out your STATE OF THE ART GETAWAY ROCKET SHOES, and fly off the scene, giving Snowman one of your iconic middle fingers.
>>10180044
>a bread roll starves to death
Good times.
>>10179958
Thanks boss. I'll get you back.
>>10180029
How about you just accept the term "Filler" and not get upset when people try to turn it into derogatory term? Because what's important when we discern the tributes is who replies and who doesn't.
You're talking like being a filler is a bad thing.
>>10180032
Whats going on with you R2D2?
are you malfunctioning?
i don't really have the expertise to fix a Maintenance droid....
Whens secret ava weekend again?
When are we all just going to go back to not giving a fuck about anything
>>10180082
Start of August
>>10180082
>>10180071
>Miaya searches r2d2 into google.
...
>"Because I am not r2d2. I am a different robot."
>>10180082
what the fuck is that?
>>10180039
Don't worry, I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. Not because I'm intimidated by you, but because I gotta go. I just wanted to get in that one snarky remark before I had to leave. Cya!
>The skeleton head pats the little loli in a condescending manner before running away
>>10180085
Never. It's too late
>Connection error
;_;
>>10180085
Never, unless we get rid of the fun police.
>miss Rigginsmania AGAIN
Shit
>>10180085
Because as much good can come out of giving a fuck than bad.
>>10180096
dont you all speak the same language?
the movies told me that you all speak the same language.
C3po could understand.
Yeah, I've gotten the habit to save every game that normally should have happened had it not been for swaps. For all games that I host, you can pretty much count a second one as well.
And boy, oh boy, the things I've seen, that you were forbidden to see, the stories, finals and winners that never were.. it's ecstatic to think about.
LESGO
THE GAME STARTS ON A BOLD PREDICTION. NEXT TIME ONE WAS MADE, THEY GOT IT 110% RIGHT.
That's the coolest Power Rangers pose in History. Nothing can ever top that white ranger's class.
And of course a bunch of copycats would try one as well. Thought I gotta, that black ranger's pretty good.
Yotsugi, your ideal district partner.
Never was a last event so perfectly perfect.
>>10180117
Post your entry and I'll swap you
>>10180097
Ok
It's when you use an ava that you have never used before for a weekend without telling anybody. Then at the end of it you reveal who you were and everyone's like woaaahaaaha
>>10180062
Not so much upset as much as Hg seems to bend terms to what they want, that being a different story for another day. Though really I only say it since said person pointed it out as if it was bad to not do the dank arr pee. It's whatever either way.
>>10180092
Thanks
>>10180139
Too late for that family
Thanks for the offer though
>>10179965
I knew you would have my back Haru, but seriously keep your spot. You should have the fun.
>>10179933
Deny the swap.
>>10180132
I'll thank you to never do that again. Now it's off to find out where I'll be staying this time...
>>10179933
CC: You did it again, syma, we're late again!
>S: is not my fault, everyone is just too quick
CC: BUT YOU WERE 3 MINUTES LATE!
>S: I'm sorry...
CC: Now we can't enter the next game because this one is too long! and I don't want to go to bed without playing one!
>S: I can't do anything about it, chouchers... please forgive me
CC: Hmmm... only if you make the next person that talks to you... MY peon!
>>10180153
Ah… Shit.
Sorry for the trouble, Anon.
>>10180132
>When you miss two big games in a row
>>10180127
>"No. Not at all."
>>10180132
Heh, guess which ranger I was?
>>10180052
>Snowman watches him speed off with nary more a reaction than taking drags off her cigarette.
Good luck, Spades. You'll need it.
>>10180061
Don't mention it. Thought I'd need the time to show that joker Spades a thing or two, but it looks like he fled with his tail between his legs. I don't blame him, though. He knows what I can do. Have fun, hun.
>Snowman rapidly vanishes before your eyes, first turning into an entirely black silhouette before disappearing without so much as an ash speck remaining.
>>10180132
What a fool I am. Seems the rush got to my head once again.
>>10180132
Y'know, I wasn't really expecting to get the Black Power Ranger Suit, but...I suppose I DO rock the color pretty well!
>>10180132
Uh...give me a minute on this one.
>>10180132
Have a taste of my 6.5 inch blunt, fuckin' weeb!
>>10180132
A well-orchestrated ruse. I'm sure the remark has been made before but I'm going to use it myself: the hunter becomes the hunted. Ooh! I'm getting all giddy!
>>10180161
Don't worry, I can wait for the next game (as long as this one doesn't take 2 hours)
>>10180132
I'm not a sissy!
>>10180132
"Posing time, woohoo!"
>"Am I ever glad for Heart to already be up to the task, while wearing the same color to boot."
>>10180168
First the delusional drill robot and now discount R2 over here....
geez they are making new robotics shittier and shittier these days.
Then what can you do?
>>10180146
I know there's a bit of guilt that goes on with entering a game and not replying to slides, but nothing is mandatory, you know. And it's not a bad to enjoy the game how you want and read the slides, if the host has a good heart. He's gonna understand that there are people outside of the visible crowd that do enjoy the games passively. The hosts shouldn't be guilt tripping players into replying or paying attention either, they don't know who's watching and who's enjoying the game so they can't assume they're being completely ignored.
You don't like the word "filler" because instead of just pasting a random tribute, you feel like you're contributing to the game, which you might actually be doing and you want a term separate from "filler" to acknowledge that. But not all of us are retards, you know. And you should ignore the retards. Sensible people know a random meme filler isn't the same as Eggman-kun. And you don't really need to be insecure to where you have to fight people shitting on fillers. There are different types of fillers. Unfortunately it's just the word we happened to pick up. But it's not a bad thing and people should realize that.
>>10180154
Too late now! Go ahead and do your best out there in my place! I'm putting all of my faith into you, so don't mess it up!
>Haru wraps an arm around Ash and pats him on the shoulder before pulling it back and waving as he heads off into the arena.
Good luck out there!
>>10180199
>as long as this one doesn't take 2 hours
Boy do I got some baaaaaad news for you.
>>10180132
W-Well… It is clearly sure that with more probabilities this number is going to increase or decrease, Depending on the…
Uh… I guess it's better to not think too much about it, or else any of us are going to have a headache that is going to last more than a week.
>>10179944
>>10179945
>>10179965
When you come over my secretary and notify her of the swaps I have to make, there's a minimal bit of something called courtesy when addressing her.
Don't I catch you talk to her like that again.
>>10180085
I never left that side.
>>10180154
Late bloomers can't be decision makers.
Here we go, first day of this wild adventure and what are people up to ? Shipping. A lesbian one even, of all possibilities.
We don't want neo-/b/tards here faglord.
No one ? You sure ? I'm pretty sure that gangsta got a crazy girl going on for him.
Gascoigne what are you doing man ? You're letting yourself go big time. 'Tis the second time I catch you being the Loser of Losers. At first it was funny, but now that's just sad.
>>10180279
The fuck you doing ?
>>10180254
I know.
A man can dream ;_;
>>10180257
Disgusting!
>>10180250
Fair enough, I'm just a fellow that has gotten bored of the same old arr pee. Kind of want to get back into it but for now, it's mostly just throwing in a character and watching.
>>10180257
Quit being such a negative Nancy and have some fun will ya? Join our little line!
>>10180257
>"No. No, it would not."
"C'mon, Soul! I'll bet we'd both look great with hair like that!"
>"We don't even have hair."
>>10180257
Im okay with this if you are Ochako.
>>10180257
I'm not disqualified for that right? I mean I didn't even hit her that hard...
>>10180285
is dat sum loli
>>10180257
I wouldn't recommend it actually. Long hair can often get in the way of doing things and is quite a pain to properly manage. A short haircut is more preferable.
>>10180132
Today you.
>>10180257
I don't know how I'm resisting the urge to panic here.
But okay.
>>10180257
Murdering for a living is hard and stressful work at times. That's why it's good to just relax and let loose from time to time, right?
Now, let's party!
>>10180257
E-Eggman-kun! Did you...Really save me? Oh, my...How gentleman-like of you to do!
>>10180257
>Rubick grabs the laptop and breaks it over his knee.
Who knows what sort of things she's recording in that diary? It's best that we just get rid of it.
>>10180257
It's not even Mountain-Dew Flavored!
>>10180257
I disrepected someone with my request? My deepest apologies.
Supha dupah latta responsu incoming.
>>10179137
Uhh...? Faction? Of what? Is there some kind of competition going around the arena which is mandatory to have a team? WHERE?! UuUuUh. I want ot be part of the fire team. Yep, yep.
>>10179140
What happened after I woke up? I was... Laying in bed in my room. That's what I remember. Unless I was dreaming... You see, Justice always helps me in one way or another. Also, I had bandages in my hands already and the pain was a lot less.
>>10180300
N-no...
>>10180304
You sure did surprise me! I didn't expect you to actually relax and have fun.
>>10180303
"Really? I think it looks absolutely stupendous!"
>"If it is a pain, why don't you cut it? Seems like you already know how annoying it can be."
>>10180199
>>10180254
>>10180284
I could speed up, but I could not.
I'd need a lil' something called motivation but I've like, already used all the points I got in that stat.
>>10180257
I recognize there my previous RigginsMania champion.
Vinny knows he can't beat Draco fair and square, so he hires a bunch of goons to do the job.
And it fails.. miser- no that's not the word.. it's even worse, so worse I don't think there's a word to qualify that.
>>10180257
>Looks down at the coffee.
…That's it, I need a refund.
>>10180285
Something is off here
>enhance
>enhance
>enhance
>enhancing intensifies
You can see part of her pussy lips.
>processing
Ocelot just posted loli pron.
>>10179770
Ehmm... I don't remember replying with my entry but I thank you for that, Ochako.
>>10180365
ABORT MISSION
>>10180351
Whoah there, partied a bit too hard and missed the whole crowd, did I?
Heh heh, it's a good thing I'm built for durability. I could take as many of these falls as I want.
>>10180351
"But...why...how..."
>"She was stronger than anticipated, Heart. Don't judge a book by its cover. Let that be a lesson."
>>10180351
Feels so good to finally rest in this onsen
>Ash catches a glimpse of the masked man
That's weird...could have sworn I saw something.
>>10180351
No need to be rude about it.
>>10180351
"mistook"
enjoy you tea
>>10180349
I don't cut it because it keeps certain prejudices from being used against me. I'll leave it at that.
>>10180351
...I feel as if I should leave right now.
>>10180351
Heh.. at least I've always have my crowd.
A simple plan, Spades Slick had conducted. But just because something is simple doesn't mean it's guaranteed to succeed.
I'm surprised the flagpole didn't break from that respectable African-American man's weight.
>>10180283
A slight mishap, nothing more, nothing less. Risks were needed to be performed in order to move along forward. ...No matter, the next time I have to return here, my axe shall be tinted red the whole way through.
>>10180405
Everyone better careful with the Puyo girl, unless you want to end up like one of them.
>>10180405
>A quote from Emi
Lol
>>10180398
>>10180351
I feel as if I never should've been here in the first place.
>>10180405
Oh, hold on! I hadn't even used the actual knife yet!
>>10180405
Wasn't even my idea, you should punch him too.
>>10180433
This post made me kek.
>>10180405
Alright alright, this is a bit too much now. Aren't we supposed to be killin each other right now?
Party's over. Time to get serious.
>>10180405
The chants are equally bad, it doesnt even have ring to it! Go root for Mr.busted knee over there.
>>10180351
Dangit! No, everyone, shush! I'm trying my best to speak as loudly as I can!
>>10180405
T-That's the thing...She doesn't say ANYTHING! Why doesn't she talk?!
>>10180351
That's not impressing me dog! You gotta get the tactical nuke killstreak to impress me.
>>10180397
>8 KB
MY FUCKING EYES
>>10180405
>Ochako prepares her brass knuckles, and shoots a good ol' punch straight to Miku's ass but when she gets out of her way the blow hits Yotsugi instead hard enough to kill her almost instantly. Blood splatters all over Ochako's face as she can't believe what jus thappened.
>>10180405
You know them gamers girls dudes? They're not what'cha 'spect
>>10180379
Too late. You are now oficially labeled a pedo. Here's your complimentary TLHG membetship, and a book on how to meme your way out of being proven wrong when argueing about fucking kids.
Oh, we're within 500 yards of a school so you might want to scurry out the back.
>>10180405
Love, eh? Can't say I ever felt it for anyone before.
>>10180437
I'd say that you all should leave. I feel a watchful eye somewhere nearby...
>>10180478
Please, I can still be saved, I'm sure there is an option. Don't let me alone with them, please!
>>10180426
It's simple Seiga. All RM winners have an automatic entry in the opening. If you want to be on it, win.
Hey Eggman, you can always start talking y'know. Can't be surprised most are avoiding any contact with you since they don't want to end up dismembered in a ditch.
>>10180398
>"Elaborate?"
>>10180491
It's too late. May God have mercy on your pedo soul.
>>10180492
Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you. I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA GET IT!
>>10180492
C-can we stop now, Lanshi? We've been training the whole day and I can barely feel my arms anymore.
>Says Ochako as she sits down on a nearby bench. Poor girl is a bit sweaty too and would like to go and take a bath.
>>10180492
I'm terrible at video gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!
>Her voice drowns out as she descends into the pit she dug herself.
>>10180492
What's wrong? These weak jabs too much for you to handle?
You have yet to see what a real punch looks like. Better run away before you do.
>>10180492
Sweet, those 3 down now to go after the rest of them.
>>10180512
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>10180492
Muteba's looking for his next girl, but things take a very, very unexpected turn.
Ramona is a confirmed bipolar. Or maybe it's simply the aftereffect of the Beast Incarnate's powers ? Either way, those four shouldn't get themselves near around her anytime soon.
OH SHIT
LANSHI
IS TAKING REVENGE ON DRACO
THAT'S WHY YOU LET NO ONE WALK ALIVE FROM A FIGHT
BUT IT'LL STILL TAKE A BIT MORE TO BRING DRACO DOWN !
Seiga listened to my advice. But didn't apply it that well.
>>10180482
What kind of creep sets surveillance equipment up in a place like this?
>>10180492
I regret nothing!
>>10180543
She's clearly overcompensating for something.
>>10180543
I'm just gonna F myself since none of you rude brats bother paying respect to your elders nowadays.
> Fs self
>>10180543
>As the kiss between her and Ash ocurrs, Ochako 's eyes open wide and her body shivers. She quickly takes a step back after the shock.
I-It w-wasn't my intention!
>>10180543
Well now...I may be blind,but that sure was an eye opener.
You aren't normal, are you?
>>10180543
When I said I'd go after them I didn't exactly mean like this...ah to hell with it, free hugs all around.
>>10180492
Damn, I should have kept my distance. You'll never know when one of these people are going to fly into a rage.
>>10180505
Humans are afraid of what they can't understand. That's all.
>>10180548
A pervert obviously. And apparently the lech doesn't discriminate between gender either.
>>10180492
I love it when a prank goes according to plan!
>>10180543
T-that was unintended! I swear! Someone pushed me....
>>10180551
Is this even a girl ?
YES ! EGGMAN-KUN HAS WASHED AWAY THAT TEMPORARY DEPRESSION OF HIS AND FINALLY GOT TO WO-
..rk.
So this is what happens when you win too much, huh ? You get soft.
On the other hand, this is what happens when you lose too much.
It drives you over the edge.
And Rubick had fucking enough to be the glorified jobber of these lands.
>>10180573
I'm gonna fillet the freak like a fish if I get my hands on them.
>>10180602
Oh come on, seriously? Some luck she's got there.
>>10180602
You ship me with somebody else? Well, sorry to break it to ya, but I'm not exactly known for staying...loyal, heh heh.
>>10180602
You'll pay for this! Mark my words!
>>10180602
Rika didn't want to become part of Muteba's entourage.
Will one of these fortune teller predictions crap FINALLY reveal itself as true ?
I bet my entire house "No, like usual".
Yeah, Rubick really lost it.
That appearance change has a high chance of affecting Miss Ochako's private business.
>>10180628
They'll certainly get what's coming to them. Now then, I think I'll take my leave.
>He walks off.
> The two top killers in this game wears green
You know what that means, right ?
>>10180666
Someone should take care of that eyesore called Aaron? No one? Ugh fine. I'll take care of it.
>>10180669
Yeah, yeah...I think I need to go clean my soul real quick.
>>10180666
I'll fillet your ass, too...!
>>10180677
It means they're going to die to pave the way for an anime girl to win again.
>>10180666
Okay...she might be a problem later on.
>>10180666
Man, a female again? Come on now, I may be a lady killer, but I'd rather not have to actually kill one of them.
>>10180573
"Wait, aren't you human? You certainly look like it!"
>"Heart, don't ask invasive questions like that."
>>10180677
We're all fawning about Rubick and Draco right now, but we all seem to forget about the true hero of this game right now.
That fluffy blue dog.
I mean look at this shit.
He survived unfathomable injuries and yet tried to get back on his attacker in no time.
And now he pulls off this.
I know what you gonna say.
"It's just luck".
No, that's not fucking luck, kids.
It's talent.
Muteba found a help to punish Rika for... whatever reasons he had to attack her in the first place earlier..
BUT
A SHOCKING TWIST UNVEILS BEFORE OUR EYES
>>10180695
SSSHHHHHH
oh my god post this shit faster and be done with it
>>10180729
Whoops, sorry bout that.
Next time don't stand so close to a blind man with a god damn chair.
>>10180706
You should listen to your friend there. Asking things you have no business knowing won't do any of us any good. Now if we're done here, I think I'll be on my way. Farewell.
>He walks away from the duo.
>>10180729
I could, but I honestly don't feel like going on twitter right now, besides everyone should now this already.
>>10180729
I'm sorry, Bobby Fulbright but your hair is d-disgusting. You'll take a bath in one way or another. Did you know that Heroes are always clean and have perfect hygiene? Be like them.
>>10180729
Oh now that's just COMEDY gold. It seems that in fact, Rubick did know how much she cared about him.
Or that's all suspicions formed out of a slight fact ?
Either way, that's funny. So I laugh, cuz it's funny.
I'm starting to think this whole dispute between Rika and Muteba is in fact a giant 4D chess plan to take out tributes together.
>>10180749
That'd make you real happy, wouldn't it ?
Have you accepted yeezus as your Lord and savior?
>>10180787
Poor doggo never got his revenge.
But maybe it's better this way.
Grudges often are the starting point of our downfalls.
>>10180803
Who are you?!
>>10180602
I can sympathise with you lot, really, I can. I spent a portion of my life being a puppet myself. Although, my puppeteer was a lot kinder than I am.
>With complete indifference, Rubick tears his puppets asunder
Ah, that perked me up a bit! That's bound to bump me up a few spots in that other tournament, too.
>>10180666
>Rubick grabs at his foot after botching the kick - although it still succeeded in destroying his opponent, it also succeeded in twisting his ankle.
Hhoh! I should just stick to sorcery...
>>10180677
That the two top killers have share an excellent taste in colour schemes.
>>10180729
>>10180787
You've been misled, automaton. I've no idea who this woman even is.
>>10180787
I'm not gonna lie my mind went to a pretty dark place when I thought of this and I may have done some things I'll likely not regret later on.
>>10180787
Well now, what did you expect with me being the one pulling on the rope?
Hope the dirt tastes extra sweet for you.
>>10180803
No, because one man should have all that power
>>10180765
"Oh...alright! Have a fantastic night!"
>"Heart?"
"Yes?"
>"Let me do the talking next time, please. For both our sakes."
>>10180808
You've got some sick ideas lads, on paper that is. But you don't realize how complicated it is to make it an actual thing. Maybe, just maybe, if you explained the details a lil' bit clearer, I could do something.
Can we get a hair stylist in there to assist me ? Cause either I'm blind or I'm right to think there's no-freakin-differences.
How do you even.
That's not.
Oh forget it.
DON'T BE AFRAID DOGGO
IT'S JUST A SNAIL
>>10180863
1/3 of the roster is still alive.
It'd be a real shame if, say, a big unexplainable accident happened and wiped off pretty much everyone ?
Yeah, it'd be a real, real shame.
That's why it's not gonna happen.
>>10180863
So much for going for the win...
>>10180890
Is this even worth it? This is the only job of mine so far where I have yet to kill anyone. These fools are pretty much all dying off by themselves.
I expected a hunt, but what I got was an already cooked meal.
>>10180863
Whoa. Whoawhoawhoawhoa.
Don't. Diss. The hair.
>>10180890
...Pass. Just...pass.
>>10180890
Ah, there's only at RigginsMania that you can witness beautiful sights such as a dead (thankfully) hung-by-title-belts kid.
Rubick, you cheatin' on her ?
I just hope for you she doesn't find out, cause otherwise you'll finish like the snail.
Looks like I was indeed right on the money between Muteba and Rika.
>>10180863
I'd suggest something with a bit of magic to it but I'm not sure how the creative staff would pull that off. For now I'll propose a dancing match, where the first person to stop dancing is executed. It seems like a quaint idea.
>>10180890
>Rubick simply watches from afar, uncaring as to what happens.
Let them destroy each other. It only serves to make the competition easier for us.
>>10180942
Oh my. This man has sent me a picture of his genitals. I...I don't know how to respond to this. Should I return the gesture? Would it be rude of me if I did not? It seems strange but I've not yet familiarised myself with the customs of this world.
Although, even if I wished to respond I don't know how to operate this device. Where are the buttons? How did I open this in the first place? There are many mysteries abound.
>>10180942
F E A S T I M E AND HOLY SMOKES WHAT A DEADLY WASTELAND.
BETWEEN A 20FT FALL ONTO A QUEBRACHO-SOLID TABLE, TO A WHOLE BUNCH OF TARDS GETTING SO ELECTROCUTED WE CAN SEE THEIR ENTIRE SKELETONS SHININ', TO ANOTHER FOOL THAT FELL FOR THE SIZZURP MEME, TO A FATAL-4-WAY UNDERWATER TO RETRIEVE A CHEST WHO ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING IN IT, TO A SLAV INVASION THIRSTED BY LACK OF ALCOHOL KILLING TWO POOR TRIBUTES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SOMEONE MANAGING TO KILL THEMSELVES BY SLIPPING ON A BANANA PEEL.
> *GASP*
And thanks to neon green man, we won't have to worry about the lack of rice this week.
What a lad.
(I just kept him off the Feast because of his.. issues, but don't tell him that.)
>>10181025
Boy, that was something.
Back to our regular program now.
Grieving her man's passing, Rika tries to cheer herself up by assigning herself as a coach to a special someone, someone in dear need to be put back in the shape he once was in his prime.
Rubick is pulling the strings once more, but not as gory this time.
>>10181025
Just gonna take a little nap at the bottom of the sea. See you guys later.
And thanks for hostin, seth. You the man.
>>10181064
All those potential winners.. gone.
Such is the law of the game.
>>10181075
Your a big guy
>>10181099
For you.
>>10181094
FINAL FIVEU
IT'S THAT TIME WHEN YOU GET ALL EXCITED BECAUSE IT'S NEARING THE END ! AIN'T THAT RIGHT ?
HEY ?
Heeeyyyyy ?
..hey ?
Oh, they've already left.
WHICH MEANS I CAN TAKE MY TIME EVEN MORE
WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO !
WHO ELSE WANTS TO BE EGGMAN-KUN'S COACH ?
>>10181075
Don't die of hypothermia this time, m'nigga.
>>10181025
>>10181064
I don't need any cheering up! I'm just keeping myself entertained!
>>10181132
Dumbasswithfiveminutestolivesayswhat?
>>10181132
"I'm so excited! I don't even know who to root for! Can I root for everyone? Go everyone!"
>"..."
>>10181132
>Final Five is actually decent for once
>>10181025
Ahh, to be surrounded by nature. It does well to calm my mind.
>Rubick waves at another farmer, a smile upon his face.
It is a good day to plant rice, is it not? I agree!
>The farmer ignores him.
Such friendly people.
>>10181064
It's not the one I wanted dead, but as long as somebody died I'm happy. I would pay you for your services but you did kill the wrong person, so unfortunately I'm not giving you anything.
>>10181132
You've lost a bit of your edge, haven't you? Once everyone compared you to a God, but what are you now? I swear upon my title of Grand Magus I will return you to form.
>Rubick then mumbles under his breath...
Although speaking honestly, you shouldn't accept help from somebody that loses as often as I do.
>>10181132
Rooting for Kedamono!
>>10181175
Thank you for your help! Your jinxes are greatly appreciated.
>>10181187
Oh, I hope I haven't counter-jinxed myself with that remark. I'm still unfamiliar with how that magic works.
>>10181132
How nice of Rubick to put his medical knowledge to good use.
Alright, t'was nice having you Rika, but by my estimations your head goes kaboom in t-2
slides.
OY OY, YOU GONNA STOP STEALING THESE CAMERAS, EGGMAN ?! WE DON'T EARN AS MUCH AS WE USED TO, I CAN'T INFINITELY REPLACE ALL THOSE SPARE CAMERAS.
Mikun, totally unaware that Kedamono saved his fucking life, does an unforgivable act.
If only he knew, that the straight-edge faglord he labeled as an annoyance was a bigger friend than his comrade in feasting, the same comrade who tried to kill him last slide.
Ah, the magic of finding out who your true friends are. You'll learn that the hard way one day, y'all.
>>10181214
Another home remedy involves planting a kiss upon the sore spot, but given the circumstances I decided against doing that.
>>10181214
...If you touch me like that again, I'm opening YOUR forehead and sticking something pointy in it.
>>10181146
>>10181151
>>10181157
>>10181164
>>10181175
I-I thought I was supposed to be all alone in this stage of the game.
O-oh well, surprises everyday.
Anyway, back on track.
TALK ABOUT STATIN' THE OBVIOUS.
One of the Five got gut. But who it is ? WHO IT IS ? YOU GOTTA OPEN IT TO FIND IT.
>>10181256
Rika will die next.
>>10181256
>>10181256
>Supports rubick from the shadows
>>10181256
Let's see you get up from that.
>>10181253
Oh, so you wish for the headache to remain? I believe I have a solution for that as well.
>Rubick bashes her over the head with his staff.
>>10181256
Does this mean the crowd is finally warming up to me? It's been quite the journey but it seems like I'm finally getting there.
>>10181293
I appreciate it, but at the same time I have no idea how many layers of "jinx" we are operating on right now. It might be best for you to direct your support to the other competitors.
>>10181256
OH MY FUCK
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
HE ASSIGNED HIMSELF AS HIS COACH
SO HE COULD LURE HIM INTO THE WRONG WRESTLING STANCES
ALL FOR THIS MOMENT
THIS IS..
THIS IS..
PURE
GEEEEENIIIIIUUUSSSS !
BUT IT'S NOT JUST OVER YET.
THERE IS STILL TWO COMPETITORS HE NEEDS TO GET OVER IN ORDER TO FINALLY REDEEM HIS WINNING STREAK.
WILL HE FUCKING DO IT ?
MEANWHILE, TANKY-GIRL INJURES PRETTY BADLY THE DEMON-ROBOT-NOT-SURE-WHICH-IT-IS-THING, WHICH PUTS HIM AT A DISADVANTAGE GOING INTO THE FINAL ACT !
WHO WILL IT BE, HG ?!
WHO
WILL
IT
BE
?
>>10181308
ARGH! Son of a bitch! I didn't even ask for your help in the first place, you jackass!
PLACE YOUR BETS
SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITES
JINX YOUR ENEMIES
IT'S NOW
OR
NEVER
http://www.strawpoll.me/13320097
IT ALL ENDS NEXT THREAD
>>10181322
If I root for Rika that's a jinx right? well, I root for Rubick...only cause he's giving off some serious bad guy vibes
>>10181350
Putting money on the mage.
>>10181322
Rika's literally going to die.
>>10181350
>236 image posts
>next thread
???
>>10181322
You took the words right out of my mouth. For a second time this game my ruse has worked, I'm beginning to feel a return to form!
I sincerely hope that I win. I feel that it has become beyond a joke by now.
>>10181324
A true hero provides help to those in need regardless of any other surrounding circumstances - such as the person not desiring any actual form of help.
>>10181350
I don't know whether all of this support is genuine or an attempt to ruin me. It's hard to tell.
>>10181362
Bad guy vibes? I consider myself to be a person that wants to win a game. That's all. Surely that isn't enough to give off "bad guy" vibes?
>>10181322
>Keeps cheering him on
>>10181350
I'm gonna put that bad guy Rubick to shame. I can't believe I came this far though!
>>10181392
I dunno gandalf the green, I feel like you're gonna summon a bunch of orcs or something and kill everyone.
>>10181415
A cat is fine too
>>10181392
I can keep care of myself, thank you very much. Creepy bastard.... We're supposed to be FIGHTING here.
>>10181362
Uh. I guess it's the thought that counts?