HG - Hunger Games
I never sleep.
But I keep waking up.
Could sure use a warm bed right about now...
If someone hosts right now I'll... Ummm.....
Draw you a picture? Host a game in your honor later?
>>10177049
I'll host a random game :v)
>>10177059
MOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>10177059
no deal
>>10177049
>host in my honour
No thanks but the picture sounds nice
Twenny fo'?
>>10176973
>no prob. Thanks for playing.
>>10177049
>must resist.
>>10177075
Tricky
>>10177077
>>10177075
HURRY I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW
NOW
>>10176826 #
What about my magic? It's as well as it gets ya know? I am classified as a witch so it only makes sense, ze.
>inches closer to the woman
Whatsup?
>>10176874 #
Just sneak out at night or something. I'd be bored to death if I had to sit in one spot all day, I'd go crazy!
One one hand you got guard duty and on the other you could be hunting and fighting dragons!
>>10176903 #
Oh? I sense that you're jealous about my big, round, hat. You need to start by toning that anger down a few notches, no boy wants a crazy girl.
>with a snap of the finger her hat grows twice as large as it normally should..
>>10177075
Forty Eight
>this is an entry
>>10177075
Spades Slick
>>10177088
Whoops
>>10177075
oce
>>10177075
Mikun
>>10177075
Reigen Arataka
>>10177075
Squidward (use OP's picture)
>>10177075
Eggman-kun
>>10177075
Ahri
>>10177075
I'm Poppy
>>10177089
Marisa Kirisame >>10177075
>>10177075
Gascoigne
>>10177075
Lum!
>>10177075
a man
>>10177075
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>10176983
I'm joking, I wouldn't gain any valuable information from dissecting a body that is probably as human as mine.
>>10177035
>>10177088
>Well for starters let's-
>and then fumi just kind of dissappeared in the air
>I have to do things now, see ya you two one day.
>>10177075
Lana's mother
>>10177075
SANTIAGO
>>10177075
Guard
>>10176949 (Guard)
...Oh. You're one of those weird people that only respond to things in predefined ways like some kinda weird, creepy robot.
>>10177035
>>10177088
Oh, don't lie! You're barely five feet tall and it bugs you to no end! Just like now you're trying to change the subject just because I brought it up.
And I'm telling you I'm not interested in finding a relationship at all, alright?
...Not like Gensokyo has that many good guys to pick from anyhow.
>>10177075
Yeah, sure. Or, if this is an entry...
Rika
>>10177075
cute birb
>>10177075
Elias Ainsworth
>>10177075
Sif
>>10177075
Kaito
>>10177075
Terry Crews
>>10177075
fistroman
>>10177075
Emoji Shooter
>>10177075
>>10176487
Hoshi - CEO of a consumer services company.
Junko - Teacher at a kindergarten.
Archer - One of the big stars of the newest video sharing platform (second Youtube).
Adachi - Soldier in the Navy SEALs.
LF - Politician.
KK - Bureaucrat.
Izaya - Renowned doctor.
Garnet - Family man helping poor people.
Kaito - Ice cream seller.
DDD - Still a NEET.
Squid Girl - Scam master.
Aussa - McDonald's Employee of the Year.
Aikawa - Tech genius working for a BIG company.
Baron - Inventor of the stab-shoulder sex toy. Surprisingly successful in the fetish industry.
Yukine - Computer software engineer.
Bolin - Still stuck in school. Has a girlfriend.
Jude - Shitposting 4chan while helping brainlets with coding stuff for 14$ the hour.
Tricky - Drawing artist making a living through furry commissions.
Seth - In jail for murder.
Okabe - Chef of a *** restaurant.
Ocelot - Got rekt in a terrorist attack.
Kamina - Killed by some nutjob.
Rin - Game designer for a vidya company.
Yuno - Living the life on the countryside after winning at the lottery.
Wiggins - Lumberjack.
>>10177075
Space Dandy
>>10177075
Agrias Oaks
>>10177088
I fear the night. Because the werewolves and vampires don't.
>>10177139
Trouble?
>>10177154
>Change that to "Whataburger".
>>10177171
...People like you creep me out.
>>10177154
>CEO of anything
>flunked out of uni
Riiiiiiiight.
>>10177075
REMINDER
>>10177182
Everything all right?
>>10177186
I'm callling the police
>>10177075
Peach
Trick
>>10177131
Hah, of course it was a joke. Still, can never be too sure with people like you.
>See ya Kugz
>>10177075
Frank Reynolds
>>10177199
or
>>10177131
Well that was kinda anticlimactic. Guess I musta been seeing things again.
>>10177139
What subject? I have no idea what you're talking about. Have you suffered any blows to the head recently?
>>10177171
I've seen both, neither of which are really impressive anyway. Now tell me more about these dragons.
>>10177194
...Uh. Yeah. Sure, yeah, why not.
>>10177208
You're short. You're one of the shortest goddamn people in Gensokyo! You're barely even five feet tall!
>>10177206
Treat
trick i got your goatsy
Am I weird fir reading an erotic VN?
>>10177215
>>10177218
hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahaha-
Yes.
That was not an entry post. Regardless I'll do it anyway.
>>10177183
I never went to Uni
Shows how little you know about me fa.m. I'm not ever doing CEO, but I will get into executive management.
Also, it's just a meme, calm down kek.
>>10177218
No why would you be?
>>10177214
That's not true I could name five who are shorter than me!
>>10177216
IT'S FUCKING CUTE
I LOVE IT
SAVED
THANK YOU SO MUCH
>>10177154
Are we talking my own store or just me on a bike with a cooler on it?
>>10177233
Swap please.
>>10177145
>>10177155
>>10177233
k
>>10177243
potato
dubs gets another drawing anyone can get it
>>10177233
Swap Forty Eight and Spades position so I can be in the same district as him
>>10177233
I can win this time I just know it! Just you all wait and see!
>>10177245
Thank you.
>>10177186
I don't get it, it's just a bunch of literally whos??
>>10177228
>>10177237
Getting mixed signals here
>>10177254
Don't swap other people's slots, cunt.
>>10177240
Like what, the vampires that don't age and are physically YOUNGER than us? The god who deliberately keeps herself as tiny as possible? The inchling?
>>10177269
It's all about perspective!
>>10177270
It's not swapping them out, it's literally just changing their placement
>>10177258
Y-you're welcome?
>>10177218
No. Some of them are good. Some examples:
G Senjou no Maou
Yume miru kusuri
Utawarerumono
>>10177281
I thought you didn't like dandy, but thanks fort he spot.
>>10177233
>Ahri stretches out then sighs.
Let's see how well I can do today... Hopefully better than my previous attempts.
>>10177251
Rolling for an event from this slide
>>10177254
'Long as ya' keep bein' a thick dame instead of some freak-show who took his circus shit pills a lil' bit too fuckin' seriously, then I won't argue against this.
>>10177233
Get on with it.
>>10177233
Late Vinny
>>10177274
The vampires, the inchling, the girl who has a fascination with buckets, and you, twice.
Being tall is overrated especially if you have raw magical powers. Now that's what you call a crowd pleaser.
>>10177310
Quick shove everything you can in my hat and lets go!
>>10177323
his face and optimism: gone
>>10177282
Any of those 3 romance? Besides the erotica portion.
>>10177208
Their just giant, flying lizards that breath fire. Nothin' special but they're very hard ta kill.
>>10177214
What do you need?
>>10177310
Favor the bow, eh? I'm a sword man, myself.
>>10177297
What? I like Dandy! He's as dandy as his name implies.
>>10177310
you failed
roll again fegs
Birb gets some tweetment.
>>10177310
I'm making an egg sandwich.
The first thing you'll need for an egg sandwich is two pieces of bread.
And some eg-
>Poppy is interrupted as her egg sandwich is knocked down to the floor.
Oh.
>>10177360
Time to cleanse the Empire of its filth!
>>10177360
I love my followers, my subscribers and my fans.
>>10177310
Watch your diet, miss!
>>10177314
O-Oh, my!
>>10177310
>>10177307
Hey there Foxy! Check this tennis ball shooter I found around, If you press this it can throw a ball at-
>and then it fires right at Ahri's face
THIS GUN IS POSSESSED EVERYONE GET DOWN.
>>10177352
Thanks for the compliment dude but we need an exorcsit right about now!
>>10177342
That's where it's fun! The challenge of bringing one down and gaining recognition from you heroic acts! Doesn't that sound better than chasing a petty thief or making sure everyone goes to bed at curfew?
>>10177360
At the begging again? Really? This sucks big time.
>>10177310
>Hands shoot up to cup her face.
>She makes loud noises of discomfort, staring daggers at Dandy as she attempts to spew insults at him.
>She mostly manages to spew blood from between her fingers.
>>10177360
Pudding! Why?!
My nose still hasn't recovered!
>f elias ainsworth
>f sif
>f hachikuji mayoi
>f marisa kirisame
Forty Eight? Plenty gore.
>>10177358
Okay
>>10177330
That Kisume thing doesn't count, she's a youkai. Might not even HAVE legs.
>She reaches up and flicks Marisa's hat off.
>They're definitely nearly exactly the same height.
Or a bigass tank! So why the hell do you try and hide how short you are?
>>10177342
...Move along. Move along.
>>10177360
Bows. Bah, I always hated these things. So much ceremony in just shooting one arrow.
>>10177378
You don't like my sandwich?
>>10177408
I feel so comfortable in my pajamas.
>>10177388
Are you sure it's possessed and not just aimed right at her? And you're asking the wrong person, I'm on the science fiction side of things not the paranormal side.
now you must die
*bang*
>>10177409
I could ask why it seems that you have a branch up your butt but you don't hear me saying anything, ze. Some people just have things that they don't really like about themselves, like how hard it must be for you to walk with half a tree up your rear.
>picks up her trusty hat, dusts it off and places or back on top of her head
>>10177397
I mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls. Been too long since we've had a good bandit raid.
>>10177408
Never should of come here!
>>10177409
Disrespect the law, and you disrespect me.
>>10177449
Thank you mage.
>>10177449
My favourite food is donuts covered in fruit loops.
>>10177310
>>10177378
>The rockets fly into the sky, announcing the beginning of the game. You aren't planning on jobbin' this one, that's for sure. Can't disappoint the boys back home, not after your last blatant miss. You're off and runnin', but you couldn't help but look back, and see that thick dame knock a loaf out of some bitch's hands, and run off with it. Damn. Cold, but hot at the same time. Fuck, that came out cooler in your head. Get it? Oh, go fuck yourself. Good thing you've got the girl on dial-up.
Ring ring, it's Spades. You 'eard what I said, girl. You're thick, and now that I've seen ya', you're fuckin' just my type, too. Confident, and fussy when she wants to be.
>>10177449
Bam, two for one, comin' right up!
>>10177417
Oh, no, don't get me wrong, those are DELICIOUS types of sanwhiches! I just don't think someone of your....c-complexion, would do good eating one of those.
>f spades slick
>f forty eight
>f space dandy
>f lana's mother
>f ahri
Ayo tricky gimme summa dat puss
>>10177388
>Blood spewing noises.
>Ahri quickly makes a run for it as the tennis ball launcher goes nuts and begins firing randomly.
>>10177408
M-maybe this will help fix my nose?
>It doesn't... In fact, it doesn't seem to do anything!
>Meanwhile, 10 minutes ago, pudding is launched through a wormhole that opens right in front of Ahri's face.
>>10177449
W-Well since that didn't do anything I suppose I get rid of it. I wonder if dandy wants some strange inve--
>Thwack
O-ow...
tricky lemme smash
>>10177461
>incase you do not have this image
>>10177408
>Oh, fuck, not even that egg guy could've warned you then. While you were chattin' up that dame, you feel something dig it's way hard into your neck. They got you good, Spades, they got you good. You're hyperventilating, then, coughing some shit you don't wanna describe ever again up. Game over.
>>10177461
I'm a person who's lost a lot of things they care about more and once, and am currently talking to the person I once considered my best friend, but currently doesn't have the foggiest memory of me. Why do you think I'm agitated? Try as much as I wanna I can't ALWAYS be laidback about it.
A man has been non-fatally bisected. Friggin' black lines.
>>10177487
Could sure use a warm bed right about now...
>>10177481
Do you think that's funny?
>>10177487
I'm Poppy.
I think everyone's going to be okay.
is it okay for me to think like this?
>>10177448
No dude I swear this thing has been taken by an evil spirit! Why else would I shoot a hot babe? C'mon man support me in here.
>>10177507
Wait don't go you need a medic and you've made an appointment with Dr. Dandy, baby!
>runs after her, also looking for cover,
>>10177525
I'd be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a bellyful of mead...
https://youtu.be/l-O5IHVhWj0
>>10177449
I tried to protect that hot, divorced mother and yet...
>>10177525
You're actually an anthropomorphic octopus.
I think that's funny.
>>10177525
Accept THIS.
He's not a man...he's a MONSTER.
>>10177539
>Dandy comes across Ahri, laying face down in the dirt with an arrow in her spine.
>She does not seem responsive, sadly, their time was tragically cut short.
>>10177546
>>10177479
>You feel someone tap on your shoulder.
>>10177464
You could always try to instigate a fight or stage a raid.
That should definitely make things more interesting.
>>10177513
Thanks! I'll add it to my collection.
>>10177520
Oh so now you're saying I'm not a friend anymore? Make up your mind before I get a headache or something. It ain't my fault I can't remember jack squat about you.
>>10177539
I can think of a couple of reasons, but I don't think you visiting her in the hospital will change her mind after you put her there.. Have you tried unplugging it?
>>10177571
Did you ten-tickle him to death?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-
Murder isn't funny.
oh ok
>>10177571
>>10177593
It is ok poppy
He is in a better place now
T R U S T ME
I want to dick that witch before Rika scissor locks her
first to reply get shit drawing from shit student of shit teacher known as trick
>>10177571
Disrespect the law, and you disre-
>1000 gold has been added to your bounty
>>10177586
I enforce the law not disobey it.
>>10177622
>>10177622
Okay
>>10177610
What is this gift?
It's an apple, from the apple tree.
They are delicious.
>>10177611
Do you trust me?
I wanna trust you.
>>10177631
fug
fine
but i am gonna make you into a cute girl
>>10177618
Same
>>10177525
Yeah, it's called a manhunt.
>>10177571
All of you bugger off!I'm trying to find someone else here.
>>10177586
>Rika flinches, staring at the ground in blatant humiliation. Her voice is barely above a mumble now.
...I just know the feeling isn't mutual, okay? I'm sorry. I'm just bad with this.
>>10177618
I don't like her THAT way, you creep.
>>10177610
You son of a bitch! Fine. Just win this, alright?
>f cute birb
>f gascoigne
>f reigen arataka
>f guard
>f rika
>f santiago
Eggman-kun's got issues. What an emotional wreck.
>Kills a chicken
>>10177644
Girl hunters are cute
First reply gets a free blowjob
>>10177685
>>10177584
>Someone's tapping on your shoulder, pretty vigorously, if you've gotta admit. Shit, it's not the cops, is it? You swore, you weren't gonna try anything funny with the dame. Just making sure she doesn't get picked off by any stragglers, and how do you do, officer? Yeah, good enough of an excuse. You gulp, and decide to turn around, expecting bad business.
>>10177639
yes poppy
W E A R E T I G H T E R T H A N B A R K O N A T R E E
>>10177678
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?
>>10177661
I was able to make an album that was specifically designed to encourage deep sleep.
It also helps you have healthy dreams.
>>10177704
I didn't do it
Feast time, and it's a relatively bloody one, too.
>>10177696
Heya Spades. Miss me? 'Course you did.
>>10177694
*Gives you succ*
>>10177719
Good enough. I'll just confiscate any stolen goods you're carrying, then you're free to go.
>>10177623
Come on you have to have fun some way some how!
>>10177657
You need to get to learning then. I suggest pulling that branch out of your butt would be a good start, ze.
I ain't no monster you know.
>>10177736
*organisms*
>>10177736
oh fuck yes I'm cumming mm
So much for winning twice in a row, eh?
Speeding up.
Argent pearls
Did my tears seem
Yet with the passing years
Chinese crimson
Have they become.
>>10177701
But you're so scary.
I don't know if I can trust you.
>>10177726
This is my favorite photo
>>10177749
>He has over 500lbs of stolen goods
>>10177657
You said you liked her that way so stop lying
>>10177588
>meanhwile the ball shooter did run out of ammo behind them, leaving a lot of tennis balls scattered around.
No! Because I was the one who- I mean because it was the gun that I purchased the more reason I have to go to visit her!
>>10177573
...A-Ahri...AHRI NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>Does a very dramatic whimper to then pick up the apparently lifeless kitsune, carrying her princess-like style
...I'll make sure to give you a proper funeral.
>Makes sure to squeeze that kitsune's ass while is still warm.
>>10177757
>>10177764
*continues to succ*
I want Tricky to succ me
>>10177678
>Eila takes the chicken corpse and heads back to her campfire to cook it
>f oce
>f eggman-kun
>f squidward
>f tricky
>f aron
>>10177775
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH
>>10177777
Noice.
>>10177751
Of course you're not! And you'll never be one! It's just, you know...it's difficult, trying to reconnect. Rebuild bridges.
>>10177780
.....
What the hell? When the hell? I'd sooner consider to be a sibling than that, genius.
>>10177777
You're free to go. Don't make me catch you again.
>>10177786
don't spit swallow it all I'm about to shoot my seed
>Cums in your face's sewage drain with my water spout of cum
>>10177791
I wanna find BEAST anon
>>10177801
Please buy my album.
Watching Rika get turned down by the nufag is great
>>10177805
Alright Skyrim Guard thank you for being understanding
Winner up next!
>>10177823
There's nothing wrong with rooting for myself, right?
>>10177785
>The moment is very dramatic and moving.
>It's a contender for best emotional moment in the oscars that year.
>Sadly, it loses to some animated movie about plants.
>Groggily, Ahri awakens outside the arena just in time to watch the replay of Dandy copping a feel.
O-oh... I see...
>>10177808
*grabs your benis* *gives you another succ*
>>10177838
beter I don't think I have enough fluids to sustain you
>>10177823
The internet makes sense to me.
Next game is the 300th one. I feel like I should do something to celebrate.
>>10177819
No lollygaggin'
>>10177751
Fun is for the children.
LURKERS AWAKEN
>>10177847
.....
Oh no
Thanks for playing, everyone.
GASCAUIN GUY
SHOW ME YOUR WEAPON!
>>10177858
Holy shit, are we really already at 300? Also, congrats!
>>10177858
>Roster-killer wins again, beating the only good tributes left
JUST
YUNO PLEASE HOST
>>10177847
Well... that's unfortunate...
Oh well, next time I'll remember to wear neck protection or something.
>>10177861
Still here.
>>10177858
Congrats cat, thanks for this.
...Didn't it win earlier?
>>10177858
>>10177866
Oh, there was one of these, huh? Got a bit lost in the reunion. Thanks for the show, and 'grats to the cat.
>>10177866
No matter what else happens, the guards will always be grateful for everything you've done
>>10177869
Here they are. Lovely, aren't they? Perfect for taking down even the most tough-skinned beast.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIGN!
What are your reasons to live?
>>10177861
Baby driver is a cool movie.
>>10177875
Thread in 10 minutes
>>10177728
Ooooooffiiiicer, buddy! See, I wa-
>Holy fuck. Your spontaneous bullshit's abruptly interrupted by the sight of a tall, leek shaped bitch. A huge one, at that.
...Y...You've gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me. YOU? I thought I lost your tail ages ago! How the fuck are you...
>No, you've gotta be dreamin'. This ain't real, you tell yourself over and over. How the hell did she track you down? Or, better yet... did you lead yourself into a trap? Good shit, Slick. Good shit.
>>10177866
>first 7 places got 2 kills each
>>10177887
thanks
>>10177898
COULD THIS BE A SIGN?
WILL WE GET >>2222222
>>10177892
Can you post the factions again
>>10177861
>>10177875
>>10177892
>vomits on you
>>10177866
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>10177834
I think they got a nice shot of your rear, baby. Now it's gonna be a movie for a mature audience!
>>10177905
>>10177803
Just build new one when the old ones come crumbling down.
>>10177860
That's crazy talk! You just have to find your own way of doing it.
>>10177866
Hey thanks!
>>10177861
Hey anon.
>>10177866
Thanks for having these people.
Trump should go kill himself for the Muslim ban
>>10177866
Thank you for hosting!
>>10177861
Yeah? How's it goin'?
>>10177921
I knew a 21 year old pedo who was a Muslim
They had a super tiny dick
>>10177866
What did you want me to say
>Heavily distorted voice: Thank him for hosting
Thanks for hosting.
>Heavily distorted voice: Go to bed.
Good night.
>>10177915
Which should I join? I don't know any of these.
>>10177921
But it's not a Muslim ban
>>10177887
There
>>10177932
freebirds
>>10177932
Just don't join any of them.
Win yourself.
Make your own faction once you win.
And turn the tides of the battle.
>>10177914
A movie for mature audiences? Why would we want that?
>She grabs the back of her dress, pulling it down to make sure to keep her rear end covered. She looks rather embarrassed too.
>Rika trying to force that shitty headcanon ship on the nufag
>gets turned down
Based.
>>10177939
>Beautiful.
>>10177917
I enjoy mead, food, and bringing justice.
Does that count?
>>10177932
You should join the Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness! We're always accepting new members, have a decent amount of territory, and you get free hugs whenever! Doesn't that sound like a great deal?
>>10177917
It's a bit tougher when it's swept under your feet like a rug. I mean-...I spent so long preparing for all of this, that I wasn't actually prepared for when it actually happened. Anyways! Something I've been wondering, are you interested in outside world tech nowadays?
>>10177930
Later, weirdo.
>>10177893
Officer?
>The woman chuckles softly, the lit end of her cigarette flaring in and out with the breeze.
Please. It hasn't been that long, has it? Don't tell me I need to make you remember me. I'd just *hate* to have to do that.
>She pauses to bring the holder with cigarette up to her lips and take a drag off it. After a moment, she blows the smoke back out into Spades' face.
I'm surprised you had the guts to follow me here, really.
>>10177955
obcessed
>>10177930
Good night Poppy
Post nufags that you like
>>10177953
>Dandy simply gives her a thumbs up, extra points for shyness and cuteness.
Because our lives are filled with thrills no youngsters can understand until they're old enough, baby! Besides, my life is already some sort of action movie, it has danger, hot babes, races and a bad ass protagonist!
>points at himself
>>10177999
Craig
>>10178003
>The mention of danger, races, and a bad ass protagonist seems to excite her. Tails begin to quickly swish side to side.
Where can we find the last one? If we follow them we're sure to get into all sorts of adventures!