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HG Thread for friends and nice people.
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Best Mom
>>10153767
SCREAMING KITTER
>>10153767
Ink Boss
Mikun
I am Poppy
Lord Beerus
Le Chevalier d'Eon
Gascoigne
Oshino Shinobu
>>10153767
Saitama
>>10153767
Meh
>high school code
Emi
3M1L
>>10153767
Delirium
>>10153767
Miaya Gekkogahara
a calculator
The Milf from Sonic
Griffin
>>10153767
2B's ass
Avey Tare & Panda Bear
Oscar Perez
>>10153767
Captain Luna
Saber Alter
Ava
Twintelle
Check it
Swap it
And give me food.
>>10153873
>>10153848
>>10153868
>>10153880
That's all?
Alrighty, starting as soon as possible.
>>10153873
swap
>>10153841
for
>>10153870
she has a better booty.
We begin!
>>10153891
Where is everybody?
Why did everyone leave?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello!
>>10153891
>>10153891
Drive better you idiot!
Good job Griffin but not really a Griffin, you killed a house.
Why don't you POP those gum, you mad woman.
>>10153914
...
Oh no
>>10153919
And my respect of you falls away like that Griffin.
Aww, that girl was cu- I mean, you deserved death for not being able to beat them in dancing!
also ow, that's a big giant candy ball! it's for eating!
>>10153934
Tap out you freaking idiot.
>>10153941
Oh wow a feast of ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
>>10153941
my fillers are killing everyone....
>>10153948
That little kitter is an evil kitter.
>>10153965
Thanks Saitama.
I was really trying to win this one...
ok I'm back from HogwartsRP
>>10153974
dear lord the cat killed Saitama.
it cannot be stopped.
>>10153974
And that's a wrap!
>>10153975
welcome back.
>>10153994
This game was rigged from the Sta-
I mean.
Yay i won!
Thanks for hosting.
>wink
>>10153995
thanks for coming down here with me
>>10154005
Uh...
You are welcome?
>wink
>>10154008
You are welcome you weirdo.
>wink
>>10153995
>Tfw a toaster is nearly tied with a calculator
>>10154034
You just gonna stand there and just look dead inside?
>>10153995
thanks for hosting
i really only enter these things for the kills
>>10154046
>That's an entirely reasonable and not crazy reason for being here.
post memes
>>10154045
>a computerised text to speech voice on her computer speaks for her
>"Yep. Is that a problem?"
>>10154050
im just trying to beat inkling in the kill poll
she things she hot shit.
>>10154061
Not really.
>>10154062
Oh I see, competition, well I wish you luck then on dealing with this "inkling"
>>10154054
>>10154085
Just imagine getting an actual Hoshigram or something for your birthday, and all you got was a cake that bunch of anons on HG made for you.
>>10154119
I'd drown in my tears
>>10154054
>>10154054
>>10154181
Was that really her?
>>10154192
Boy this place is really slow, you'd think all the kids went to DEAD. okay that was as bad as my life decisions...
HOT
1-DIMENSIONAL
PORN
>>10154218
1d is a single dot in space
WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!?
>>10154248
Im Gordon Ramsay and this is my kitchen. I work here with my old pan and my chef, Big H. Everyone here has a story and a meal. One thing I learned after 21 years, you never know who's gonna make shit food.
>>10154192
yeah that was really her
I WANT TO RP REEEEEEE
>>10154300
>me too
>>10154300
whats stopping you?
>>10154333
no game + ded thread
>>10154347
nothing is stopping you from RPing with yourself.
>>10154371
Yeah, I like the way this guy thinks. We should all just RP with ourselves, get rid of the middle man, so to speak.
>Walks into the thread and picks up a big giant boulder then GERMAN SUPLEXES SAID BOULDER
WAKE UP! HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET IN SHAPE IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO WAKE UP EARLY, YOU'VE GOT THE WHOLE DAY AHEAD OF YOU, SO WAKE UP!
>>10154381
Wouldn't that get kind of...lonely?
So, are there any guidlines or rules when it comes to nominating characters?
>>10154396
>>10154248
>Wakes up from sleep mode
>>10154410
Yeah, it's not called a "nomination".
>>10154413
morning, give me your number
>>10154410
Entry name and picture when a host asks for tributes.
Lurking moar helps a lot
>>10154417
>"Why?"
>>10154413
YEA- oh, you seem to be on a wheelchair...I expected a bit more... You know warriors.
>>10154410
>nominating?
>to the Hall of Fame?
>>10154415
>>10154410
Step 1: Call them tributes, not noms
Step 2: If you must go OOC try greentexting but people aren't so strict about that so you do you
Step 3: You don't have to stay true to the source 100% of the time
Step 4: Have fun. Seriously. And avoid drama
>>10154433
>Now that she's got an excuse to, she goes back to her computer
>>10154430
To send text messages to
>>10154396
>You are now the MAYOR OF CANTOWN after a PARTICULARY RUDE AWAKENING. It appears as if a fish dressed in armor is suplexing a giant boulder. You think you may still be asleep after all.
>>10154454
>>10154472
....
>"There is a reply function you know"
>>10154300
I'll let you use up some of my time, but I doubt anyone who wants to play actually has the stones to follow through once the opportunity shows itself.
>She sips some of the soup she's cooking
>>10154475
...skinny short... Oh well he can still fight I bet.
>Grabs the Mayor's head
WE ARE GONNA HAVE AN ARM WRESTLE, I NEED TO KNOW HOW STRONG ALL OF YOU ARE, AND I'M GONNA WRESTLE EACH AND EVERY SINGLE OF YO- well not the ones in the wheelchair, BUT YOU GET THE POINT.
>SHE RUNS TO A TABLE AND SLAMS THE MAYOR ONTO A CHAIR, BEFORE SITTING DOWN ON HER OWN AND SLAMMING HER ELBOW ON THE TABLE, OFFERING HER HAND
BRING IT! COME ON!
>>10154401
You get used to it.
I asked for the lamb sauce, you fucking donkey. Where is it?
>>10154515
fuck off moe anon
>>10154513
MISUZU
>>10154496
Huh? Where?
>>10154515
I forgot it.
>>10154381
>>10154515
Maybe you should be asking a lamb, not a donkey.
>>10154515
>"Are you ok? Can you not find your chef?"
>>10154522
>"We have texted before you baka >.< Go and reply to that message"
>>10154562
What, where?
>gets in the search function
What did you text me?
>>10154508
>The dream turns into a nightmare as you're grabbed by your head and thrown down onto a conveniently-places nearby chair, bruising your ONCE-PERFECT POSTERIOR.
>You look up to see the fish holding her arm out. She appears to be reconciling with you after such an assault with a handshake. You grab her hand without a moment's hesitation...wait, did she say wrestle?
>>10154580
>You are, plain and simply, a dumbass.
>>10154580
OH IT'S ON YA SHRIMP!
>She holds onto the little mayor's hand AS HARD AS SHE COULD, DETERMINED TO WIN THIS ARM WRESTLE, SHE CAN'T JUST LOSE HER FIRST BATTLE HERE, AS SHE POUNDS THE MAYOR'S ARM ONTO THE TABLE
Im Bored so give me 24.
its generic as hell.
dont expect much
>>10154570
>as you eventually find the message it says "why do you want my number?" The day it was received was yesterday.
>>10154616
Griffin McElroy
>>10154616
Miaya Gekkogahara
>>10154616
Penguin
>>10154616
UNDYNE
>>10154616
Aikawa
>>10154617
Huh? I don't remember this! Where did it come from?
>replies "Hello hello, who's there?"
>>10154616
a motherfucking honey badger
>>10154616
Misuzu Gundou
>>10154616
Lenny
>>10154616
Arashi
>>10154616
Ranma Saotome
>>10154616
Gascoigne
>>10154616
Oshino Shinobu
>>10154605
>Your arm gets smashed through the table, sending your meek body with it as you're flung to the ground. You lay there in a heap trying to figure out what has just occurred over the last three minutes.
>>10154616
Mayor of Cantown
>>10154616
Le Chevalier d'Eon
>>10154616
Nanahira
>>10154616
Pizza Witch
Lusamine
Ink Boss
>>10154616
Emi
>>10154666
Lusamina confirmed as the antichrist
>>10154637
>You receive a new message.
>"It's me Miaya. You have a terrible memory"
>>10154658
HAHA! VICTORY IS MINE!
>POSES AS SHE IS VICTORIOUS
But I have to go now, an actual match is coming, and I'm... GONNA... BREAK... ALL OF YOU!
>EXCITEDLY STOMPS AWAY
>>10154616
The Debbies
>>10154694
That one is the right is hot
>>10154616
My drink
>>10154616
Sticky Vicky
>>10154679
>"No it's not! >///< At least not usually!"
>looks back at her while she responds
>"What do you know about me?"
>>10154703
Nah, two from the left is better
swaps and shit
>>10154711
>"You are a male programmer who crossdresses"
>She suddenly focuses her attention on you as she realises something.
>>10154730
Looks real great, now can we get going? Please?
>>10154752
quiet down before you get groped again.
>waves her finger at you.
>>10154730
Uh, I don't think there is anyone to swap in.
>>10154760
G O O D R P
>>10154745
>instantly looks to the side, avoiding the eye contact that was certinaly never there to begin with
>takes his phone back out
>"W-why do you think that? Do you have any evidence to back that extremely unrealistic claim up? ._."
>>10154730
COME ON! BRING THE PAIN! I'M READY!
>>10154770
FIRST I COME RUNNING, THEN I'LL FIGHT SOMEONE!
>>10154770
Oh no, Ranma killed Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, Debbie, and a honey badger!
Aside from the first few deaths. A peace filled first day.
>>10154788
What did the honey badger ever do to her?
>>10154776
>"You have admitted to being male to others and records of games you have entered show a strong correlation of you entering as a male"
>>10154790
>Team Linux begins.
>>10154790
I don't need these.
>>10154790
NO RETREAT, NO SURREN-
>AS SHE SPEAKS HER MANY BATTLE CRIES, SHE ACCIDENTALLY SPRAINED HER ANKLE, SCREAMING INSIDE AS SHE CRAWLS AWAY
>>10154790
>You get treated for injuries to absolutely everything after your encounter with the fish. You would give your left arm not to see her again here.
>>10154790
You know what? I think I'll just stay up here for a while...
>Ranma tries to relax, but no matter how hard she tried he just couldn't. Me thinks someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today
>>10154790
This sucks. Who's gonna kiss my boo-boo?
Nanahira seems to have a Scat fetish.
Undyne apperently hates squids.
And the Gekkohara shows the crew shes not messing around.
>>10154788
those Debbies had it coming. They were some bullies.
>>10154792
Have you heard?
Honer badgers are pretty badass.
Clearly she didn't want that kind of competition wiping the floor with her/
>>10154833
A devil telling stories to a vampire? Haven't I heard these before? They sound like they're about me.
>>10154833
>SHE GRAPPLES THE SQUID, HOLDING THE BACK OF HER NECK AND GRABBING THE LEG, SHE LIFTED HER UP AND THEN SLAMMED IT DOWN ON THE GROUND, DOING SEVERE DAMAGE THAT I CAN'T STAND BECAUSE OH MY GOD UNDYNE WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS JUST A SQUID
>>10154833
>"Refusal to kill an enemy of her results in the conclusion that you too are an enemy of her. Switching to elimination mode"
>>10154801
>"?!?!?!?!?!"
>"Have you been spying on me?? How do you know?"
Looks like someone is having Fox for dinner tonight.
Lenny and Lusamine what the fuck do you have going on?
Also thats a resourceful bottle of shit.
>>10154862
Why did we kill this dog?
Anyone?
>>10154862
I'd devour you as you are, but I don't like to eat rats. I'm not that desperate yet.
Typical Sage Game events.
its like the 3rd day and everyone dies....
Ranma and Gekkohara got their just deserts.
Lenny is a FUCKING SAVAGE.
>Knucklehead swims towards the shoreline, looking quite happy today.
>>10154862
Hey kid you know yo- wait a minute... You are a human, ANOTHER SOUL FOR OUR KI->>10154885
>>10154885
I'll be back, I can come back from everything. The wind will take me away, the wind will bring me back. And in exchange, I'll make sure it takes you.
>>10154862
>This is the problems of fighting indoors
>>10154854
>"A therapist must gather as much information on her patients as possible"
>>10154885
>You could say she was a a crippling defeat.
>>10154894
>tosses the remains of oshino to the shark
Enjoy!
>>10154885
The hell are you waiting for Captain Grizzly?! Come on--...Oh son of a--
>And just like that the poor girly boy girl gets sucked into the raging storm. That's one way to go out I suppose.
>15 deaths by the end of day 2
I think they all can afford some Rest.
>>10154907
>The shark happily runs towards the little girl's corpse and is about to take a huge chomp out of it, but something about the corpse keeps her from doing it. She stops at the last second and scrunches her nose, taking two steps away from the body with her tail tucked between her legs.
>>10154914
_ _ _ _ _
>>10154905
>"Wait, I heard you say 'therapist' before. Are you one? Do you sit in your room and wait for your patients to come in?"
A FEAST
Lusamine Dispatches the Lenny upon realizing he was a threat.
and Misuzu decided Nanahira has "shit tastes"
>keks internally
>I have got to go so see you all whenever
>>10154942
>Knucklehead's ears perk up as she hears the wheelchair driving away. She decides not to chase it, but she stares at it until it disappears.
>>10154942
Bye R2D2
>>10154942
>"c u"
Griffion is a retard.
Looks like there are only fillers left folks.
Lusamine back at it again.
bye bye girly boy.
wait why is ruby back its not august yet
Greg the Rat decides that all Mains must die and murders Lusamine.
the fillers rule the day.
I'm tired as fuck and I don't know why, shit.
>>10154986
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10154995
>Because I did everything here and I am bored and we are doing nothing.
Karma shits on greg and he dies.
>>10155024
What were you supposed to do?
>>10155033
kill infidels I guess
Misuzu falls out of a tree.
stupid cunt
>>10155033
>See shit and this>>10155038
>>10155005
Join the club, bucko.
WTB: Will to shitpost
>>10155057
don't shitpost kero
>these events are on point.
>>10155048
military?
Also post lewds
>>10155080
>no, a vacation from my job
>and no.
>>10155047
I didn't think I'd have to clarify, but I am a girl.
>>10155090
>tfw no huge cock
>>10155090
more like dis
>>10155101
>I am a girl
ADD ME ON DISCORD Aikawa#9687
>>10155110
>wot
>>10155123
>There's always google
>>10155133
can I add you even though I'm a boy?
>>10155147
Only if you're Misuzu.
We got a Winner folks.
Custom Win Cards for everyone!
>>10155154
I am not.
>>10155163
Then who are you?
>>10155160
Congrats
>>10155160
Thanks for hosting
Stats for Sluts.
Thanks for playing everyone!
>>10155170
sorry for bothering you.
>>10155160
Congratulations Arashi!
Thanks for hosting!
>>10155178
who
are
you
>>10155177
>Knucklehead looks happy even is she wasn't here for it.
>>10155090
>vacation in Jordan
What?
>>10155220
>For petra and other shit
>>10155181
i love these gifs
>>10155181
>>10155291
>>10155260
Oh, did you solve the three trials and find the Holy Grail?
>>10155181
>>10155291
>>10155299
>there's a time when people won't know where this comes from
>>10155319
I've seen too many of these to actually remember at this point tb.h
>>10155319
from that anime girl with the eyepatch
>>10155317
>No
>>10155319
>Really now?
>>10155358
>filename
>>10155319
I don't know what it's from desu.
>>10155358
>tries not to look at your boobs.
>fails
>>10155387
>Filename
>>10155390
>look up Rikka's finger spin
>>10155402
New album never.
>>10155403
>>10155413
>>10155403
Oh, Chuuni chick? Gotcha.
>>10155403
Oh so it's from that shit anime got it
>>10155413
>continues to look
>pops a boner.
>becomes confused about her own anatomy
>>10155420
>>10155455
Okay stop staring, atleast take me to a pool if you want to see me like that.
>>10155434
>>10155439
>Yes
>>10155461
wanna take a dip in my pool?
cause im already wet.
>>10155461
Oh right, when are we going in the pool again?
What kinda fukin gay shit goin on here rn?
>>10155358
Looks like you have two pairs of knees and you've stuffed a pair down your top
>>10155485
But you don't look wet.
>>10155512
Don't know.
>>10155514
Silly billy, I only have one pair of knees, not two, or three, I'd be a spider if I had 6 legs!
>mfw I know the pieces fit
>mfw I watched them fall away
>>10155532
you should look alittle closer then.
>>10155514
Hoshi my birthday is coming up.
can i get a comic too?
>>10155532
blegh, boring...
Okay so what I've been staring at was...
>>10155413 The pink top gets narrower as it goes down... and looks kinda like a swimsuit. So it looks like your thighs start at about the spot where the pink swimsuit thingy ends.
BUT... much further down I can ALSO see your panties! ...or are those panties? How is this possible? It's like you have two crotches!
>>10155562
>looks close at the girl's face
you don't look wet.
>>10155576
But th- wait you can see my panties? if you were a boy I'd slap you right now
>>10155513
SAVE US IZAYA
>>10155592
You'd slap me??
Well good thing that I am not a boy then! Ehehe!
>>10155562
>unsheathes dick
Want to make some good of that wetness?
>>10155694
Well it'll only be fair if I saw your panties now.
Do it
>>10155710
W-we're not in a women's changing room so I guess I can't do that! Too bad!
>>10155719
Jew it
>>10155729
Oh yeah, forgot about that.
>>10155562
I can try, but I'm not sure what it would be about. Baron's comic came from the heart.
>>10155532
A spider has eight legs, insects have six. I can add a few limbs to you if you want...
>>10155739
phew...
>>10155719
>>10155742
...Hey wait you must be a shooting star, that means I can have my dreams come true!
I WISH FOR THE ABILITY OF GETTING ANY FOOD I WANT EVERYDAY!
>>10155767
Sounds like a freaky start to a good mindbreak, doujin. This star has six points, milady.
>Tips mask
>>10155595
Honestly man. You're beyond saving now...
>>10155787
Well yeah, that's how stars are, unless the star is jewish, then it's different for some reason.
>>10155842
The fuck is this
>>10155837
Looking at your blueberry face again reminds me how much the place has changed since you've been off. It's quite remarkable, looking back.
>>10155923
...Excuse me Mister Starman?
>>10155961
Thanks for hosting the game in the beginning of the thread, Rube. I had to leave or I would've said so earleir.
>>10155961
>kissu
>>10155961
What?
>>10155982
>Thanks for playing!
>>10155992
>kissu
>>10156013
Nothing, thought I heard something weird coming out of your mouth.
>>10155917
an abomination
>>10156030
It was probably your imagination.
>>10156036
>>10156127
Oh well, I'm gonna go now!
>leaves the thread
>>10155792
Sup cunt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90_xN7UTMn4
NEW
GAME
WHEN
I won't give up.
No, I won't give up on you.
>>10156201
Dunno. New Game!! is still in the making.
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