HG Thread
Give me 24
GulDan
MISUZU
Inkling
Link
craig
>>10152403
MISUZU
Caster
A disturbed looking child
Yuuka
HG Shooter Adachi
Again.
Eggman-kun
Ranma Saotome
>>10152403
Lanshi
>>10152403
The Gay Community
>>10152435
Gg mate
>>10152435
Boop.
Sami Zayn The Absolute Psychopath
>>10152403
Dougie Jones
Araragi Karen
>>10152387
N-not with my training! Of course not. My workout and training will suffice to keep you in line with me, away from other people. What I will do is look for a way to seal you skeleton magic, and when I do, you'll fear...!
>Karen completely ignores what he asked about the con men. Preferably to not talk about it.
Arashi
Senator Stephen Armstrong
>>10152403
Daddy Dankest
GUTS
>>10152403
Franziska von Karma
Mr. Bread
Lord Beerus
>>10152403
Mikun
>>10152440
>tfw y'all have seen this Normies handsome ass womanizing face but just don't know it.
Here it is I suppose.
>>10152486
Finally; let's just get going.
>>10152486
>Franziska whips the host. A hopefully painful hit across his chest.
I suppose? Snap out of it and talk straight. Are you sure you're ready? You don't need to ask me. I always am.
>>10152448
Please, you're a bit of a dull one aren't you? Even if there did exist a way to seal my SKELETON MAGIC you wouldn't be the one to find it. Also, I feel like you're holding back something. C'mon now. Tell me about the con men.
>>10152486
Time to murder!
>>10152498
...You are so gonna get burnt by the end of this.
>>10152486
Sorry kids, but Uncle Sam needs you to die. I'll win this game for America!
Whatever, let's start.
>>10152486
>Adachi stands there, patiently waiting for the game to begin as he whistles "Pumped Up Kicks"
>>10152528
The only thing you can love and trust is yourself, you can't trust any of these fools here. Hell, you can't even trust me. I'm just waiting for you to turn around so I can shoot you in the back.
>Adachi leans in towards Gobbeh, whispering something in his ear.
Pool games when?
>>10152528
Oh! Thank God, it's just a-
>Craig jumps again when he sees Inkling.
Oh! Thank God, it's just a -
>Craig jumps again when he sees a tree.
Oh! Thank God, it's just a-
>etc
>>10152528
>Craig wraps the flowers around his bones.
Since I can not eat them, I will use them to become beautiful.
>>10152564
>link basically shitposting me again
>>10152564
The instructions say that I should say "F them"
Does F stands for fire? because it looks like it.
>>10152510
I won't waste my breath to talk about the con men. They're nothing more than vile men chasing innocent people's dream with lies. A bit like you. But instead they plant their seed of malice and wait for the effects. Without a single resentment of what could happen. You're a bit like them but instead you simply want to kill by any means necessary.
>Karen pats her shoulder, cleaning off the dirt from it.
You can't say for sure that there's a way to seal your magic but if there it is, I might find it...
>>10152564
Awww, already?!
>>10152564
>Day 1 death
Good game, shitters.
>>10152580
Awww, already?!
>Karen glances at the meteors falling from the sky in the middle of the arena and her arms fall down like spaghetti.
Demonios.
>my post went through earlier, whut!
>>10152584
Peace is coming, so is skipping them.
>>10152588
You are welcome.
>>10152584
>>10152583
"Might?" Try never. And it sees like you hold a lot of contempt for these con men. I think I'll give it a shot! Thank you for the inspiration, Karen. You're providing the world with yet another brilliant ray of justice.
>Craig mumbles under his breathe...
What a frickin' idiot...
>>10152584
He's gone against beavers, woodpeckers with broken wings, snakes, rats, ants and spiders! Now get ready as he goes against his toughest opponent: a bear!
>Craig makes mock crowd cheer noises as he lowers a freakin' bear down into the pit.
Aaah! Aaah! The crowd's losing their minds!
>>10152604
2
>>10152620
Booty to die for. And I did :(
>>10152620
Winner next turn.
>>10152620
>>10152594
Hey, have ya gotten the fruit yet? Ya? Okay, time to get down.
>Craig bends over, dropping the goblin to the ground.
>>10152604
Whatever. I don't care about some stupid kids tree house. Outside is so much better, anyways. There's bears and pit traps.
>>10152620
Okay. Don't get mauled by a bear.
>The skeleton then whispers under his breath as GulDan disappears into the woods...
That was a lie, I actually want him to get mauled...
>>10152633
But I had all my bones with me! They're the best companions ever! I don't need anybody, anybody at all.
>>10152633
Good job, I don't really care.
>>10152651
>tfw you didn't save your wincard format with willow on it
>FUCK
>>10152667
Another one?
Great, I killed everyone, not even with fire, what a boring massacre.
>>10152610
>Karen crouches down to grab her hairclip that was on the ground from the earlier bullets of Mr.Bones. Though her hairclip is obvioulsy pierced and a hole on one of his side is evident.
Hmph. You're saying as if I won't try to stop you, Mr.Bones. I'll be such a pain if in your ass that you wouldn't be able to concentrate in anything else other than be annoyed by a little bee.
>>10152667
>>10152663
Congrato, Caster. Thank you for the geimu. Though I would like to not die in the first day.
>>10152680
Maybe if you try to have a little bit of confidence, maybe then you'd be able to kill everyone with fire. But oh, what am I saying? What am I asking for? You're a foolish girl.
>>10152671
>>10152680
It was a good game, although I've got to turn in for the night. Thanks for that.
>>10152686
You can't be on me 24/7, Karen. If I told you of even half of the things I've done then you'd probably have a mental breakdown over how many things I've done that have gone without "justice." But until then I've got to cultivate my conmanning skills, so I'm gonna head out.
>A giant hole tears open in the ground in front of Craig's feet. He flips Karen the peace sign before jumping in.
Cya, loser.
My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.
Goodnight.
Praise Kami-sama.
>>10152694
>>10152706
>>10152713
Yeah whatever thank you too.
>>10152725
Dear Father, please send me more likes and followers and subscribers.
I have been such a good little Poppy this week.
I am uploading so many videos for my subscribers.
I ask you for your help in this one thing.
It is the most important thing in my life.
Please send me as many likes and subscribers as you can.
This would make me so much happier, and my life so much better.
Amen.
Test
THERE IS A GIANT BLACK AND YELLOW SPIDER RUNNING AROUND AND I'M FREAKING OUT
>>10152797
It fits!
>>10152806
Oh no.
Where did it go?
I can't find it.
No.
Hmh.
I can't find it.
>>10152806
BURNT IT!
>>10152806
YEAH UH HUH
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS
>>10152806
That's a bee.
>>10152812
I'M TRYING, BUT I FUCKING LOST IT
OH GOD
>>10152822
Time to abandon house and call for the exterminator.
>>10152806
>>10152812
Do what she says
>>10152806
>being scared of spiders
stop scaring the poor spider and pet it then carry it outside
>>10152822
Calm down. You're a big man now. Don't tell me you're scared of a little insect.
>>10152832
Like hell I'm going to even try touching that poisonous a little shit fuck!
>>10152844
that's racist you fuck
apoligize to it right now
>>10152844
Does the spider look like this?
>>10152848
I'll apologize to it with my fucking shoe.
>>10152852
If the thing was that fuckinh big I would have sprintedout of my house and driven down to an exterminators office
>>10152852
>GardenSpider
If that spider was in my garden, I would probably move. In fact I would probably just burn the entire garden.
>all these pussies scared of a harmless spider
>>10152896
Some just hate them you know.
>>10152874
>>10152888
Guys, this one isn't dangerous.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_(spider)
>Like almost all other spiders, Argiope are harmless to humans. As is the case with most garden spiders, they eat insects, and they are capable of consuming prey up to twice their size
>>10152896
At least this little piece of shit bug cunt got a small conversation going, right?
>>10152904
I don't give a damn with the thing is harmless that thing is a hellspawn and I will burn it with fucking oil the first chance I get.
Remember pals. A spider is more scared of you than you are of that.
>>10152904
>>10152928
That's cool, yeah, I'm glad they let spiders browse 4chan now, it's really nice that they allow everyone in here.
Reminder that /trash/ was a mistake.
>>10152663
Thanks for hosting.
Spider ava when?
>>10152966
You're a mistake.
>>10152969
Yeah you are welcome.
>>10152928
the sight of a spider itself has given me a panic attack before
to the point where it was hard to breath
So yeah no fuck off
Hi, I'm Poppy and today I'm going to answer your questions.
>>10152989
Why am i such a pussy when i see a spider?
>>10152928
Nope
>>10152989
Why are spiders so fucking evil?
>>10152989
If you're Poppy, then who am I?
>>10152980
You're a bigger mistake.
>>10152989
Is there life after death?
>>10152989
Who's driving the space boat?
>>10152989
Why is it so god damn hilarious whenever Brock Lesnar screams?
>>10153015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txkWLSmeM-Q
>"The actor for Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town is in the terminal stage of cancer and is said to die in the following days.."
F
i want to die
>>10153021
"Let's. Dooo. THIIIIIS???"
Comedy Freakin' gold.
>>10153026
F
>>10152994
@ericandre: "Why am i such a pussy when i see a spider?"
Thank you @ericandre for your question.
Goodbye.
>>10152998
@Gr1v1n: "Why are spiders so fucking evil?"
Spiders are the favorite pet of the devil, he told me that personally.
>>10153003
@Seki_Dunki: "Is there life after death?"
Hello, and welcome to the internet.
I'm here to tell you something today.
This isn't something you've heard before.
Death isn't the end.
It's the beginning of infinity.
It just keeps on going and going.
I think that's funny.
>>10153010
@Anonymous_8: "Who's driving the space boat?"
I love you, Anonymous_8.
You know, lately I've been thinking a lot about outer space.
It makes me think of infinity.
Have you ever used your imagination?
Use your imagination!
>>10153015
@Lesnar4L1F3: "Why is it so god damn hilarious whenever Brock Lesnar screams?"
He looks funny!
>>10153026
Stop making this thread even more depressing than it already is.
>>10153026
>I thought he was recovering
>Either way, F
>>10153037
1. My twitter handle is @griffinmcelroy, thank you very much.
2 I'm not surprised by that, spiders are a spawn of the devil, that much is pretty clear.
>>10153047
The devil is kinda creepy.
He eats bananas in a funny way.
>>10153063
Oh yeah? So the devil likes bananas too. You know what? Let's just list off everything the devil likes.
1. bananas
2. spiders
3.
>>10153026
So that's why the avafag hasn't been here in a while. It was the real Robbie Rotten.
>>10153069
Oh shit
>>10153068
3. Monster Energy Drink and doritos
>>10153069
omg
>>10153093
Oh fuck, that's good, yeah.
4. candy corn
5. His hot, smoking, smoking hot wife whom he loves dearly with all his soul
What's with the amount of 3DPD avas we've been getting lately?
>>10153146
Btw, do any of y'all have steam? I could use some more gamer friends.
>>10153146
Winds of change.
>>10153152
i'm pretty sure most of us do
>>10153146
i won't lie, eric andre and poppy inspired me to pick up griffin
>>10153141
6. 3+3
Let's stop talking about the devil, he's not a good person.
>snorts obnoxiously
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>10153156
Well post em' my dude. Unless you hate me and don't want to be my friend, which is totally understandable.
>>10153164
most people probably wouldn't want to post there steam here desu
>>10153163
Do you like Doritos?
Do you like Coca-Cola?
Do you like Froot Loops?
Do you like Pringles?
Do you like Pizza Hut?
Do you like Subway?
Do you like McDonald's?
Do you like KFC?
Do you like Oreos?
Do you like Chef Boyardee?
Do you like Wendy's?
Do you like Taco Bell?
Do you like Mountain Dew?
Do you like Monster energy drink?
Do you like Red Bull?
Do you like Taco Bell?
>>10153172
I like Poppy
>>10153172
Uh, are you guys seeing this?
>obnoxious laughter
Does she seriously expect me to answer all this shit? What the hell is she thinking?
>snort
>clears throat
>obnoxious laughter
>>10153177
I want to say that I love and appreciate all of you.
Every one of you makes me feel accepted.
>>10153180
I'm bored, you're bored, everyone's bored.
You get to choose one of your favorite brand.
Choose wisely.
>>10153158
Well I'm glad i helped "inspire" you, i guess. If you're having fun doing this whole thing then i did a good thing accidentally. Woo.
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/HGAvatars
Should I do the Bret or is that gonna be a bad move? or am I gonna be considered too foolish for even considering this BALD move.
>>10153203
newfag
>>10153203
I like thinking about the past.
>>10153208
I think that's funny.
That was a funny pun.
>>10153163
>>10153203
RIP
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198119200571
http://steamcommunity.com/id/finalexpress20
>>10153252
Don't worry, everything is going to be okay.
Everything happens for a reason.
Everything's gonna be okay.
>>10153172
Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
Yes
NO
YES
No
What?
Yes
NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
>>10153295
I hope you understand why you feel this way.
I love you, thanks for answering.
Give me the a quick synopsis of what you'd expect from a HG fanfic and two main characters. I'll do it.
>>10153324
a romeo/juliet romance story but between an oldfag and newfag
>>10153324
One fights for HG's survival. The other for its destruction.
>>10153324
In a race to uncover the long-lost "Ultimate Code", two avafags discover about the hidden secrets of the realms once known as "The HG Threads". For the better, and for the worse.
>>10153324
Combine
>>10153331
>>10153343
>>10153378
into one story with all these plot points
We /3Dhours/ now?
>>10153424
Welcome to the Poppy 3D experience!
Does everybody have their 3D glasses?
Please put on your 3D glasses when prompted.
>>10153401
Make sure it has lots of COCK!
>KK
>>10153324
HG has been wiped off of every avafags' memories except for two. Both men vow to find what truly happened by piecing together what they remember from it, gradually discovering the truth behind what they thought was nothing but an autistic time killer.
This is my property now, there's no one here that can stop me.
>>10153481
and also taking on the quest to find the other avafags irl
>>10153484
I've put mice traps everywhere
>>10153484
I love Micky Mouse.
Why does he wear gloves?
It doesn't make a lot of sense.
They look nice on him.
>>10153506
So?
I'm clever enough to avoid those traps!
>>10153507
Who? I don't know any Micky around here.
>>10153517
Micky Mouse.
He has a lot of fans
Even more than Poppy.
Walt Disney was a very succesful businessman
>>10153527
Never heard of them, they sounds stupid, what kind of name is Disney anyway? or even Poppy.
>>10153537
But I'm Poppy!
>>10153537
please host
>>10153542
And I'm Nazrin, the clever commander!
>>10153543
>But I wanna Arrrr Peee....
>I'll host in minute, just let me eat a bit.
>>10153559
It's so cold outside, that's why I want to wear some earmuffs.
Where did you get yours?
>>10153564
>>10153570
>closes fridge door
owned
>>10153564
...What are you saying you mad woman?
>>10153590
Oh no.
>>10153591
Should my ears be cold and yours warm?
You should share.
>>10153605
My ears and yours are different, you idiot, I am not wearing any "earmuffs"
>>10153623
You know, mice and human beings aren't that different.
I just wish you would stop eating our food.
Good morning HG.
>>10153637
YOUR FOOD? I'm sorry I didn't know you were that kind of person, what the heck makes it your food?
>>10153638
I love you
>>10153641
How many reasons do you need?
GOOD SHIPS
Ahri x Astaroth
Iida x Demon Loli
Haru x Ash
Kaito x Paula
BAD SHIPS
Raven x Luna
Suz x Ahri
Asgore x Len
Emi x Cthulhu
>>10153647
All of them, I bet you don't even have one.
>>10153653
Do you ever feel... triggered?
Certain words are okay to say, and certain words are not okay to say.
Have you ever been triggered by a word?
Which words do you like?
>>10153660
WHAT AM I EVEN LISTENING TO!? Where is this forsakened conversation going next? "How many rabbits eat one apple?" "Why is the sun bright?" ANY OF THAT?!
>>10153670
Don't believe everything you hear.
Here in Hollywood we call it movie magic.
>>10153686
I...I give up.
>Flies away in defeat
>also new thread for the game?
>>10153697
I like it best when it is new.
>>10153697
Are you hosting?
>>10153697
>pets the mouse
>>10153701
>ok
>>10153707
>yes in a new thread
>also give me a code to use
>>10153709
>
>>10153718
>Q7AZYpj9
>>10153730
>Q7AZYpj9
>As dead as my chances of making a code
>alright fuck it high school /co/de it is.
>new thread coming up
>>10153767
>>10153767
>>10153767
Finish