HG Hunger Games, I Am No Savior edition
That is a pretty cute couple.
The Uber gang is uber cool.
This dog just wants to fuck things.
>>10150117
>>10150166
As a matter of fact, no, it's not
It's a Queen reference, I doubt you've heard of the band before
>>10150139
Who told you about my 「Deadly Queen」? I will slap their shit silly before you can say "My dad is not my dad"
I-I mean, no, it's actually a totally different Stand- I mean person named 「Muderous Monarch」
>>10150168
Canon?
>>10150190
!!.......
>>10150196
Yeah I don't know what the hell a "Queen" is, whatever dude.
repost just in case
>>10150166
We've gone through this before, silly squid. It's SKELETON MAGIC. It doesn't need to make sense, it's magic. It just works.
>The skeleton pets the squid lightly on the head in a condescending manner, as if to say that she was an idiot.
>>10150170
>The skeleton would exaggerate his own death stares, but the absence of any eyes makes it harder to do. So he decides to lean in closer to her, getting right up in her face.
Ooh, how does he comfort you? Are ya saying you don't need any of the kissus here because you get plenty from him? How naughty, Karen. It seems even the avatar of justice has her flaws. It makes sense, it'd be impossible for somebody to perfectly represent justice.
No one likes cold pizza, two tributes kill five others in a mass genocide, and some others play stripple the cripple.
>>10150204
Is it?
The person who made this code was a virgin if there's this many events related to sex.
Oh right we're on 4chan so of course he was.
>>10150206
Urgh, children these days and their shit tastes in music, listening to their "rock" and "disco"
Back in m y day we listened to some good shit like Knocking on Heaven's Door and Another One Bites The Dust, but kids these days have no taste in music
>>10150212
>Thank you for hosting!
>And congratulations to the future winner!
>>10150183
>no
>
>>10150193
>The Inkling glares intensely into the empty eye-sockets of the skeleton while her head is being pat. After a few more head pets, she bites the hand of the skeleton
>>10150228
This is why we don't go to the high school. Too many weird stains all over the place.
>>10150193
You're wrong if you think I'll be responding to your baseless accusations, Mr.Bones. I do not have a weakness 'cause Justice is by my side. By staring directly into your eyesockets which in fact are empty meaning you don't have a brain, I easily conclude that you have no one comforting you. Is that it, Mr.Bones? Are you trying to kill people so rentlessly without stop only 'cause you want someone special? And now you want to make me flustered or at least try to, by twisting my own words to your liking.
>>10150230
Oh yeah, I feel you man. I really love me some "rock" and "disco" When I hop on my iPod Mini, that's what I'm popping, like, every day.
>>10150228
>Do not fist android girls.jpg
Tricky and the villager are relentless.
>>10150231
Thank you. I'm just doing this for the good of the community.
>>10150245
Sounds just like my high school.
>>10150233
>The skeleton raises his hand, letting the Inkling dangle off of it.
Huh. Once again my bones are being bitten, and it's not a furry doing it. It causes one to postulate...
>The skeleton then shakes his hand rapidly, trying to shake the squid off of him. Luckily he doesn't feel pain.
>>10150246
Ha! Now we're both throwing around baseless accusations! You just stooped to my level, Karen. We're on the same level right now. How does that make you feel? Does it make ya want to retch?
Oh please no anything but peace
>>10150254
What the fuck is an 「iPad Mini」 and why do you listen to that garbage
I can admire your enthusiasm but you should apply that to some other good shit like Sheer Heart Attack, that shit is tubular
Is that what the kids say nowadays
>>10150259
I expect the essay to be finished by tomorrow morning. I'll check it firsthand. If you missed a topic or your source is not credible then I shall take actions. I expect nothing less than pure perfection. You better get to work now!
>Franziska swings whips Lanshi across his chest.
>>10150259
If the only reason I'm unattractive is because there are women to compare my looks to, then I'll make it so there are NONE to go against me! I'll feel pretty, pretty, pretty, just like my drawings! And, what better way to start my purge than by...Oh, yes, perfect! I think I hear someone throwin' up in the ladies room!
>>10150290
Oh yeah dude, we say that all the time. I'm gonna head out to the quad later and pop some Sheer Heart Attack with all my friends. It's gonna be totally tubular
Blaaaaah
>>10150292
Animal abuse.
>>10150111
That's certainly strange. While there was several other students to pick for his deadly deeds, he chose me; Chief of Police. If he wished to become the top student, he should've turned in some extra work, or tidied up the class room after school hours. Or atleast, that's how I would have arranged things. Kids these days are I wonder I tell you.
>>10150288
>gonna settle in for the night as well
>thanks host
I just realized I didn't put this on Very High. This slide is making me question if it matters though. Several dead guys.
>>10150328
Thank you
>>10150283
Stop rambling for once! I'm not at your level. I'll never be. You're... You're nothing but a jerk!
>Karen forms a first on her right hand, gripping her own palm with a unbelievable strength in the heat of the moment.
I will make you retch your skeleton magic!
>With a quick move, her fist flies straight from beneath his boney chin with the only intention to hurt him bad.
>>10150308
Radical, dude, it's swood knowing that I'm finally relatable to all the kids partying like it's 1999
Maybe you aren't a bad person after all, even if your taste in music is pretty detestable by almost everyone's standards
Seriously what the fuck is an 「iPod Mini」
>>10150310
I've never been to a party before, let alone a party thrown by someone I do not know. What am I supposed to do besides stand around and look awkward?
>>10150334
>>10150345
I never want to be invited to a party ever again.
Oh shit it's the Feast and the only deaths are from a lover's quarrel
>>10150312
I didn't give you permission to talk. Cease!
>She puts her whip to work once again but this time she hits the anon across his arm. Hard enough to leave a mark despite his clothes.
Foolishly thinking you can raise your voice against a prosecutor is amusing.
>>10150283
>The Inkling also makes weird growling sounds while dangling from the skeleton's hand, like some kind of dog. The Inkling is stubborn, and it seems like you'll have to pry her off.
>>10150310
>>10150334
>kek at my events
Good job idiot
>>10150374
Please whip me senpai.
>ywn have a tomboy gf
I know you feel this okabe
You guys really like fighting.
>>10150415
If you know how I feel then why do you post this stuff when I'm having a fun time? Do you want me to cry or something?
GET A LOAD OF THIS
>>10150443
THE MORE THE MERRIER
"runs"
>>10150443
>cums
>>10150374
Not going to lie, I'm into this.
>>10150340
I don't know dude, they haven't made one in years. I just said it to be more relatable to you. I guess you're more of a walkmen kinda guy.
>>10150440
Yes.
Oh fuck we've got a motive
>>10150397
Tsk, asking for it? You must be part of the Wright family. He loves to ask for it indirectly. I'll give you one so you better feel how worthless you are compared to the perfection of a Von Karma.
>With a sneer on her face, Franziska swings her whip a single time to whip the host asking for this kind of treatment. The sharp sounds resounds through his ears.
>>10150452
What was I expecting from a man who's raising his voice in front of a prosecutor? You're nothing but a fool.
>>10150465
Good job buddy, because it's working. You're pushing me closer to the edge.
>>10150455
Walkman? You finally speak language I understand (even though I'm a radio type of guy), I'm glad to meet someone with such great taste
Bring me an 「iPod Mini」whenever you can, I would like to witness something like that for myself
Oh fuck we've got the final two
>>10150481
Uguuu~
>>10150447
TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE
>>10150493
Cute boy wins.
>>10150481
Different strokes for different folks, lady.
Oh fuck we've got a winner
>>10150518
Fuck. I never seem to bet right.
Congratulations, freakshow
Placements
Summary
>>10150536
Thanks champ.
>>10150526
"Congratulations! Ignore the host's mean words, and just bask in your own happiness!"
>>10150536
>"Could have gone much better, but thank you."
>>10150503
And so it happens that your different ''stroke'' is what defines you in front of a courtroom. I won't be surprised if I realize you're just like that one detective.
>>10150536
Hah. Thank you for the game. I need to make Papa proud.
>>10150536
Is that really the best I got? Man; I'm so disappointed in myself.
Thanks for hostin' though.
>>10150491
Oh dude, it's gonna drive you wild, it's really gonna rock your socks off, it's gonna totally freak your bean. It's like a walkman, but you don't even need a tape to play it. The future is wild.
>>10150337
>There's a loud "crack" sound as her fist connects with his chin, his head snapping back. He tilts his head back down to look at Karen, his lower jaw completely broken.
Awf. Youf brokef my jawf...
>The skeleton grabs hold of his jaw and snaps it back into place.
Are you familiar with the law "for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction?" It's time for the equal reaction.
>The skeleton's own fist shoots out for Karen's chin, coated in a layer of steel.
STEEL BONES WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>10150384
>The skeleton uses his free hand to dig his bony fingers into her mouth, trying to tear the squid free from him.
Would'ya fricken' get off of me already? I don't even feel it, you're just getting squid slobber all over me!
>>10150536
Aye, cheers for the game fella. Congrats to the jizzball.
Alright Stocking, you've finally done it. You pushed the fucking envelope, boy. You think I'm joking around, but I'm not. Sending me what you sent to me is not acceptable, and there are certain repercussions to what you're doing. I'm going to off myself, but I'll be doing it in your house with a detailed letter about how you drive me to this point. I hope you're happy with yourself.
Also thanks for hosting host.
>>10150557
I would OBJECT to that but you probably aren't wrong.
>>10150547
>>10150556
>>10150557
>>10150565
>>10150573
>>10150576
Thank you. I'll host if we need it, I hope you don't mind /co/des. Just remember that I am no savior.
>>10150576
I regret NOTHING!
>>10150586
I love ya anyways
>kissu
And /co/des are what they are.
>>10150568
Wait what the shit? You have to be surely shitting me boy, there's no way in hell something like that is possible
How can something ridiculously named as a 「iPod Mini」 have so much power? What year is it? If this is in like 2000 or some shit I'm going to flip my shit
>>10150613
You're not gonna fucking believe this...
It came out 13 years ago.
>>10150573
>She stares at his skull even after his jaw breaks and falls into the floor. Her eyes are shaking with anger. But the same anger is what makes he immobile during his attack. His boney fist connects cleanely on her own chin, forcing her teeth to grind together. However, Karen uses the force of his punch to flip backwards, enough to kick his chin once again but this time with her foot.
Hhmf!
>The shock of his punch and the adrenaline flowing through her body is was makes his punch painless to some extend. After her kick, Karen assumes a handstand yet again.
>>10150641
What the s h i t? It came out in 1986? Alright now you're fucking with me, Japan might have its flaws but it's not that technologically backward
Either show proof that this 「iPod Mini」exists or admit that you're lying
>>10150584
Can you tell me when am I not wrong? Perfection is in every corner of my personage. Unlike a foolish fool like you. My logic is straight and clean, and so I can say right away that you're in fact like him.
whats a good archive for trash?
>>10150659
>As the kick connects with him and sends him flipping through the air, the skeleton is forced to contemplate his current position in life. As his body turns and twists in the air, time seems to slow as he sees a hallucination of his ghost sister floating above him. She speaks to him...
>"ghost's can't get kicked moron"
>"should've become a ghost"
>"dumbass"
Maybe you're right, sis. Maybe you're right. Maybe I should've just become a ghost instead of a skeleton. I could just possess this brat and-
>Time resumes its normal speed as the skeleton slams into the ground, the impact causing him to bounce up in the air before slamming back down again. Despite the whole ordeal, he looks rather relaxed.
Man, nah. Frick that! Ghosts can't do THIS
>The skeleton casually slides his hand into his rib cage and draws his gun on Karen.
You knew it was going to come to this. I ain't messing with no kung-fu brat. And there's no bridge separating you and me this time so I feel like this is going to go a lot smoother than it did before. Right?
>>10150733
>desuarchive, desu
>>10150701
You are pure perfection and I wish to marry you and have at least 4 kids.
>>10150701
Yeah, what
>>10150772
Said.
>>10150536
Thanks for the game
>>10150573
>The Inkling finally lets go of the boney hand, landing on the ground with a quiet thud
Maybe next time ya shouldn't pet me, got it?
(sorry for late reply, had to do something urgent)
>>10150794
>The skeleton waves his hand to shake the squid slobber off of it, looking at Inkling with an annoyed face while he does so.
Alright, alright. I thought little things wanted to be pet but you've certainly made me start thinking different...
(no problem)
>>10150674
Don't worry dude, I came just prepared.
>Griffin pulls out his [ i p h o n e 7 ] and puts one ear bud in your ear and plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE2qEpkWWoQ
I know you love it. You love it, right?
>>10150826
>Carly Rae Jepsen
Please, our temporally challenged friend needs some real, PATRICIAN music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPVTl9K0lqc
>>10150826
>「Killer Queen」 reels back back from the music, clearly baffled by what it's hearing from the 「iPhone Seven」.
Is this modern music? There's no possible way people listen to this without it being ironic.
>>10150859
>it's not Justin Bieber
fuckin LEL
>>10150739
>Karen looks at Mr.Bones flying off in the air and then hitting the ground with a thud. She raises a eyebrow when he reambles about ''Ghosts can't do this'' unaware of exactly what he's talking about. Though she didn't need to think or talk about anything else when she saw his gun coming out yet again, pointing straight at her.
Oww, Mr.Bones. Do you really think a simple gun can defeat an ally of Justice!
>In a very unrealistic manner, the girl uses her fingers to spring into the air, like jumping with her feet. Karen does a single spin in the air before grabbing a tree with her hands and using it as leverage to dash like a bullet towards Mr.Bones, kicking his boney hand hard enough to send a cloud of dirt floating on top of them.
>>10150861
Yeah dude, this is what all the kids are listening to. It's what we like to call "tubular". I know you like it, you have to. It's basically a masterpiece, and art form. This is what aliens will listen to when they come and wipe us from existence and think, oh damn, maybe these human folk weren't have bad, too bad we killed em! It's great, is what I'm saying.
>>10150869
Bieber has his moments, but his music lacks the subtle nuance that Rebecca Black's has. Certainly in the top tier, but not the upper echelons
>>10150818
Petting just kinda makes me feel... inferior in a way. J-Just don't do it again, alright?
>The Inkling quietly growls once more, before turning her back to the skeleton and pouting.
>>10150826
>>10150859
>>10150869
>>10150887
>When you realize people will probably unironically think this in twenty years
>>10150772
>>10150789
>Franziska doesn't respond to their words and instead she simply lets his whip do the talking by whipping them in a rapid succession. Over and over again.
As if I need the company from foolish fools.
>>10150914
I think it's time to take your meds, grandpa, it's getting late.
>>10150886
>「Killer Queen」 begins to take the conversation seriously, suddenly realising that someone else can see them for once.
It's certainly bizarre, that much is for certain. And to think that children are now focusing on things like these instead of masterpieces done by artists like Pink Floyd or even Freddie Mercury... It is indeed "tubular", like you've described.
I wouldn't describe it as great. I would describe it as intriguing. I've my own set of tastes, even if they're outdated.
>>10150914
>people will begin to regard rap as a gift from the heavens, and shit like Tibetan throat singing will probably be the newest trend by then
fuck
Hey guys.
>>10150982
Sup Dach.
>>10150915
Look at it this way, if you surround yourself in fools it will make your perfection shine brighter. It's simple science really.
>>10150879
>The skeleton makes not a sound as Karen dashes towards him, resigning himself to the fate he has experienced many times over now. As she kicks up the cloud of dirt though he finds an opportunity to wriggle away, sliding his hand out from underneath Karen's foot and grabbing at his gun with his spare hand (as Karen had broken all the bones in his right arm upon landing on it.)
>The skeleton's right arm hangs limp from his shoulder as he limps out from the cloud, broken bones jutting out in unnatural ways. When he escapes the cloud he shoots blindly into it under he runs out of ammunition.
>>10150896
Okay little squiddie, I gotcha. No more petting.
>The skeleton finds himself unconsciously petting the squid in a reassuring manner, a warm smile on his skull.
>>10150982
Welcome to EB games
>>10150945
That's great man, god, I wish more people could be like you. Everyone's got their own tastes, no need to get so angry about it. You're pretty cool, Killer Queen, was it?
>>10150914
It's a shame when Artists used to make such amazing music back in the day. Just think, kids these days will never have their ears graced with this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMSbKU2oZM
>>10150997
Metal Machine Music is legit good though.
Look at me, guys.
I'm being a faggot and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>10151011
On one hand I unironically enjoy it.
On the other, I'm like 98% sure that Lou Reed himself has a quote somewhere calling people who make it to side B idiots.
Look at these bunny ears.
I'm being an even bigger faggot and there's nothing you can do about it~
>>10150996
何? Had I revealed my name while I was having an "episode"? It's not like anyone will remember my presence anyway, so I suppose it is alright to confirm your suspicions.
Oh, I wouldn't describe myself as "cool" in the slightest, either! I'm merely sharing my own thoughts while I'm out and about. It's not often people inquire about music tastes, much less mine.
>>10151047
Well yeah, he released it because his label told him he had to make another album so he made MMM to fuck with 'em. That doesn't mean it isn't good, though, as long as you're a fan of Noise.
>>10150990
While it might be right, my perfection with shine with more intensity if I surround myself in fools. It also means I'll be surrounded with incompetents. I'll pass. Nor that I need help to be truly perfect and wear Papa's name with proudness.
I'm sorry you all had to see that.
>Tips hat
>>10150994
>The Inkling glares at the skeleton once more
You...
>The Inkling has anger in her eyes, and she tries to stare into the empty, soulless eyes of the skeleton
>>10151062
It's funny. At the time, it was a contractual obligation that was so poorly received that it actually cost him credibility in the industry. Forty-two years after the fact and many actually consider it highly influential in at least a few genres.
>>10151090
>While ignorant to most social cues like a true brain damaged skeleton, he understands the universal language of the "death stare."
Oh, shit. Sorry! I didn't even realise I was doing that.
>The skeleton quickly withdraws his hand after a couple more headpats.
That's the second glare I've gotten this night. I must be doing something right!
>>10150994
>Karen stands in the middle of the cloud without making a move with both of her hands spread like wings. Her heart is beating hard enough for her to start panting but yet again, she's motionless. Even through the shoots of Mr.Bones. The cloud of dirt soon dissipates and Karen is standing there. A couple of her black locks fly through the wave of air, landing on the ground. Her ponytail has visible holes on it and her egg hairclip is on the ground with a hole in it. Like a delayed effect, her ponytail losses its form and her long hair rests hanging from her sides. The girl raises her chin, which is sore and red after his blow.
Oi, Mr.Bones. Didn't you know that good guys always win?
+1
Hi HG
>>10151148
hola
>>10151148
Hello Anon
>>10151148
+0
Hello, friend.
>>10151157
When did you cpome back from Jordan? Or was it Lebanon?
>>10151148
Aloha
>>10151148
Sup.
>>10151126
>The skeleton sticks out his finger and says (despite missing his jaw) in a matter-of-fact voice,
Actually, I'll have you know that that isn't true. I've won over plenty of "good guys" here. In fact, that should be proof enough that justice is SHIT! Oh man, the things I've gotten away with. It'd make you want to die. So you can stand there, looking as cool as you want but at the end of the day I've already won. I've won numerous times. Because nothing you can do will ever help out the poor souls that I've ruined. I can't even feel pain. How do you enact justice on a thing like me?
>>10151148
sup
>>10151168
I don't understand, I'm not in Jordan.
But if I was, I'd come back in like August.
>>10151148
Welcome, how about you pull up a chair and stay awhile? I can give you a 63% guarantee that you won't regret it.
>>10151157
Hey wait a minute. Don't I know you from somewhere? You seem awfully familiar.
>>10151118
Ugh, Is it like some kind of natural thing for stupid skeletons to do this kind of stuff?
>The Inkling groans, and tries to keep arms distance away from the skeleton at all times to prevent the head pats
>>10151148
Heya! Where'd ya come from?
>>10151191
Well I've never met you in my life, maybe you are mistaking me with someone else.
>>10151191
>63% guarantee that you won't regret it.
Where did you get that figure from?
>>10151223
Eh, i guess you're right, maybe it's the alcohol or something. I dunno why, I'm just getting this nagging suspicion that I know you from somewhere.
>>10151208
No, I don't think I ever started doing this until today. I thought it was supposed to help lil' grouches but I guess not. What have you got against it?
>>10151236
I pulled it out of my ass, obviously.
Can't wait to rp later with you boys
>>10151176
Justice will help them. I will help them. And you will be left in dust. Dusty bones! The way I will enact Justice on a ''thing'' like you will be with a painful barrage of punches and kicks! That's how you'll learn, no, that's how you'll taste Justice for the first time in your boney existence, Mr.Bones. It doesn't matter how many evil deeds you've done. I'll put a stop to them and help the victims behind. I will. Me and only me alone! Karen Daren Aren! Ally of Justice...!
>After her words, Karen dashes towards Mr.Bones, doing a flip on the ground and kicking the tip of his finger that's sticking out.
>>10151272
Don't you lie to me.
>>10151272
yee
>>10151272
Sounds lit fampai
I summon ____
>>10151148
Hi, I'm Poppy
>>10151319
something straight from the bowels of hell itself
>>10151251
Hey! I'm not a grouch! You're probably millions of years older than me. You're a skeleton and all, right?
>>10151323
GO AWAY DEMON
>>10151328
I refuse to believe that this is a real thing.
>>10151336
I'm not a demon.
But I do know the devil.
He was in my music video for my song Lowlife.
He ate a banana.
>>10151328
I love the internet.
>>10151279
>The finger bends back and snaps a little, leaving it dangling off of a small bony thread. Of course though the skeleton doesn't feel a thing, and retaliates with an uproar of ridiculing laughter.
I don't feel a thing, Karen. Break every bone in my body and I still won't feel a thing. I am completely free of any kind of "justice" you can carry out on me. I might not ever be able to defeat you - although, I still believe your eventual death is just a matter of time, but - I can defeat many others. Many others who'll never get the justice they deserve. Because I am Craig! The greatest skeleton to ever live!!!
>Craig strikes a pose for some reason
>>10151331
>The skeleton raises his hands to his face, studying them closely.
Yeah, I'd say so. 100% pure skeleton. And I've been around for many years; so many that I stopped counting. And using the wisdom I've gathered for being around for so long I can say with confidence that you are a grouch.
>>10151328
I'd honestly give it a bite if someone offered.
>>10151328
>candy inside a burger
Am I reading this correctly?
>>10151345
Don't believe me, believe this guy who actually tried it http://www.theimpulsivebuy.com/wordpress/2015/11/02/review-the-works-reese-pbc-stuffd-burger-canada/
>>10151350
Oh but don't blame the internet for this affront to the culinary arts, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjoNucs20Vw
>>10151375
Elvis Presley. Abraham Lincoln. Martin Luther King. George Washington. Walt Disney. Michael Jackson. Kanye West. Benjamin Franklin. Dr Seuss. Leonardo Dicaprio. Albert Einstein. Marilyn Monroe. Bill Gates. Michael Jordan. George W Bush. Neil Armstrong. Thomas Jefferson. William Shakespeare. Ronald Reagan. Thomas Edison. Bill Cosby. Alexander Graham Bell. Pablo Picasso. Tom Cruise. Muhammad Ali. Clint Eastwood. John F Kennedy. Sir Isaac Newton. Eddie Murphy. Robin Williams. Bill Clinton. Jim Carrey. Paul McCartney. Alfred Hitchcock. Harrison Ford. Tom Hanks. Oprah Winfrey. Bob Dylan. Edgar Allan Poe. Princess Diana. Mark Twain. James Dean. Stephen Hawking. Michael J Fox. Jack Nicholson. Hillary Clinton. Magic Johnson. Helen Keller. Beyonce. Sean Connery. Fred Astaire. Mick Jagger. Justin Timberlake. David Letterman. John Travolta. Tyra Banks. Meryl Streep. Keith Richards. Frank Lloyd Wright. Pamela Anderson. Miles Davis. Lucille Ball. Britney Spears. Howard Stern. Terry Bradshaw. Chevy Chase. Whoopi Goldberg. Denzel Washington. Jessica Simpson. Tommy Lee. James Taylor. Dan Aykroyd. Anna Nicole Smith. Weird Al Yankovic. Alicia Silverstone. Daniel Glover. Bill Hicks. Newt Gingrich. Danny Glover. Terry Fisher. Jesse Jackson. Bob Hope. Mister Rogers. Andy Griffith. Sean Connery. Christina Aguilera. The Weeknd. Pee Wee Herman. Miley Cyrus. Rihanna. Bruno Mars. Cleopatra. Austin Powers. Cyndi Lauper. Drew Barrymore. Jesus. Gwen Stefani. Kendrick Lamar. Drake. Jay Z.
>>10151331
Hes not actually all that old.
>>10151375
In the name of all things holy, why would somebody make this burger? I mean don't get me wrong, I love myself a good burger, and who doesn't like a little bit of Reese's every once in awhile, but if you take two things that are great by themselves and put them together it just makes one sad, ugly, demon child of a burger.
There's something fishy going on here, HG.
Real fishy...
>>10151359
It doesn't matter if you can't feel pain. I will... I will find a way to punish you for what you've done, Mr.Bones. Just like Justice, I won't stop until I find way, nor I will perish by your boney hands. You better, you better watch out!
>She says while tilting her head to a side, two fists fromed on her hands and there it is Crago striking a pose like a Kamen Rider.
You're the dirties skeleton to ever live. That's the greatness you have.
>Karen kicks his gun away from him, even if it doesn't have rounds anymore.
Soon enough you'll run out of guns as well.
>>10151436
i find that offensive.
>>10151436
I hadn't realized the obvious. Thank you for clarifying.
>>10151443
You! Girl that dresses like she's in the Bee Movie. Have you seen anything fishy lately? I'm talking anything.
>>10151345
How about you? Have you seen something strange or fishy in the last couple hours?
>>10151474
Who the fuck beat your ass? They could have done a better j--I mean, that's pretty messed up of them. Have you seen anything fishy as well?
>>10151443
>The skeleton glances at his gun as it flies out his hands, but doesn't seem all that bothered.
You're repeating yourself Karen. Is it because you're so unsure of yourself? You must know deep down that you're simply wasting your time on me. I come back from death and I start doing what I do all over again. I don't know how long it'll take for you to realise this but it'll happen eventually, I just need to play the waiting game. I'm already winning, after all. I saw how angry you were getting, and it was great! Maybe you'll die from an aneurysm!
>>10151398
What the heck do you know?
>>10151492
Well, I watched a man-sized turtle without a shell insult a vegan guy earlier tonight. But besides that it's been business as usual.
>>10151497
I won't die before you do! That's for sure. Mark my words. I promise I'll trap you in a never ending cicle of dying in which you can't escape. Y-you boney jerk!
>Karen stomps on the ground, clearly angry. And just out of anger, she quicks his boney ass again but weaker this time.
>>10151492
Yes! This, this guy thingy!
>She poitns at >>10151497 with a shaking arm.
He shapes into a fish and pretends to be swimming along the ground, arrest him!
>>10151492
No. That is what I said previously, except in a misleading tone. I only just arrived.
>>10151527
That's a strange occurrence indeed, but it's not really the kind of fishy that I'm looking for. Thank you for your help, citizen.
>>10151497
Hey you! Walking skeleton that can talk! Have you seen anything super fishy or out of the ordinary?
>>10151561
He's a strange figure, but I don't really see him being the fishy kind of thing I'm looking for.
>>10151563
Well, I'm glad to see you're not too hurt I would have had to call an ambulance. Now, back to what I was asking. Are you sure you haven't seen anything super fishy? Anything!?
>>10151561
>The skeleton sees the kick coming and blocks it with his arms, managing to stand his ground.
Awww, don't chuck a tantrum now. What was that stomp just then? Are you gonna start crying? I don't see how you can uphold that promise. And leave that fella alone, he's got better things to do than listening to some crybaby.
>>10151594
Are you talking literally? Because I was just chatting with a talking squid girl just now. She was kind of fishy, and not just because of the squid thing. She didn't accept my numerous head pats. Why? Why did she not accept them? I don't know.
>>10151594
I've seen girls with fish parts if that is what you mean. But if you mean suspicious activities... Then no. I've yet to see anything, but I will try to inform you if I do.
>sells some seafood
Who are the most shitposted avafags?
>>10151648
Vert
>>10151594
B-but! He's right there and he wants to do fishy deeds. I'm sure that's fishy enough.
>>10151614
>She takes a step back and looks away to a nearby tree.
I don't, I don't wanna cry. Nor I'll surrender or give up in front of the likes of you. You'll see Mr.Bones... You'll see that you're wrong. I always come up victorious, that means I am the good guy and the good guy is always right. I am NOT a crybaby.
>>10151648
Kamina
>>10151648
Hoshi
Kamina
Adachi
Vert
Asgore
Luci
Sunset
That's all I can think of besides myself at the moment and I'm not gonna namedrop myself
what's in /hg/ city?
>Internet goes out for half an hour
>was RPing
guess i'll die.
>>10151711
This is something I'm going to tell you for the first time ever.
Death isn't the end.
It's the beginning of infinity.
It just keeps on going and going.
I think that's funny.
>>10151614
I'm not interested in squid girls, so I'll have to tell you that I'm not looking for that kind of fishy.
>>10151632
Girls...with fish parts? That sounds absolutely disgusting and not something I wish to involve myself with, but I'll keep track of it.
>>10151674
I'm not really getting any fishy vibes from this living skeleton, but since you seem so worried about it, I'll keep notes of him in my little book.
Since none of you seem to have experienced the kind of fishy feeling I'm undergoing right now, I've come to the conclusion that the fishy feeling I'm feeling...
>Adachi falls to the ground and immediately grabs his head, his body violently flopping and thrashing against the ground. Suddenly, all movement stops from Adachi as his eyes grow large and his mouth begins to move, as if he's trying to breathe.
>>10151722
>Adachi chokes out a last couple words before going silent, laying there like a dead fish.
Must be me...
>>10151708
>Asgore
What did tiny goat do? I thought he was well liked
>>10151710
Poor infrastructure and high gang violence rates.
Made me giggle. Not getting a (You) from me though.
>>10151737
kissing up to oldfags I guess.
You can get shitposted for any reason.
>>10151722
>>10151728
WHAT A TWIST
>>10151674
One day reality's gonna come crashing down hard on ya, girl. I only hope I get to play a role in that. I think it'd be kinda fun to ruin you!
>The skeleton steps beside her, looking at the same tree.
You see a squirrel or something?
>>10151711
>It doesn't matter, I'm still around.
>>10151722
>>10151728
>The skeleton is completely unsure of how to respond to this display. He ultimately decides to snap a picture of it.
Neat! This is going on the wall.
>>10151737
Asgore has been shitposted most majorly for "acting like he's an oldfag so much that he thinks he is one", "Thinking he's the savior of hg", and something else or other
>>10151711
we could help you with that
>>10151708
>Kamina
>Adachi
>Luci
>Sunset
Bullshit.
>>10151710
Well obviously the has to be a giant arena the size of a medium sized county town somewhere in the middle of it. Or should it be that there is one arena for every code in this little city of ours?
>>10151648
Shorty
>>10151796
bullshit
>>10151648
Vader
>>10151648
Junko
Aussa
Seth
Bolin
>>10151787
Nah mate the city would be fucking huge in that case
There's one arena, divided into three sections (though there's been rumors that thee might be another section coming along), each for 24, 36, and 48-man games respectively
I-I-Is this thread Pro-Gobby?
which avafags DESERVE to be shitposted?
>>10151660
Anime tiddies
>>10151710
There's a quaint little cafe tucked away in a quiet street corner. I'll take somebody there one day and splash hot coffee in their face.
>>10151816
You got this.
>>10151822
Is Moe an avafag?
>>10151822
Cody
>>10151831
Got what? Please stop.
>>10151840
ichino
>>10151822
Everybody.
Who is/was the most pathetic avafag?
>>10151840
That's loli porn
>>10151845
I need to take a break
SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK
>>10151840
>>10151840
>mfw seeing that
>Find Jesus
>>10151847
Our resident underage b&'s besides tricky cus dad my niggy
>>10151847
King Knight
>>10151842
That's all I have to say right now.
>>10151847
I am xd
>>10151765
No. I don't see a squirrel. I see your defeat repeating itself over and over again. That's what I see. And what I hear. To some extend you're doing nothing more than stir up the flame of Justice within me. Instead or ruining me or making me feel sad, you're making me stronger.
>>10151858
Tricky is pretty top tier, and not just because she drew my ava
>>10151865
Uh if you're cryptic i'll be cryptic too
The owls are not what they seem
Without chemicals he points
man in the smiling bag\
>I dig the ava brah
>>10151873
She was cringy but she was my cringy buddy
>>10151822
This one >>10151868
>>10151885
What exactly is the master plan?
Is there a master plan?
Am I supposed to know?
>>10151887
>Hoshi this mad because someone swiped best girl from under his nose
>>10151708
>me
Not really. Compared to the other nufags sure, but I'm definitely not compared to everyone.
>>10151873
Tricky's cool, I talk to her alot.
>>10151891
uhh when you find these things to be true, then you will get your ring back
>>10151868
>The skeleton groans, not buying into her Justice at all.
Is that so? Well hopefully I fan the flame too much and you get engulfed by it. You know, the classic failings of a hero. Overconfidence. They say it's a slow and insidious killer, but you'll die quickly enough. You can say that you're getting stronger or whatever, but you're also getting angrier. I guess I'm just pushing the right buttons, eh? Ehhh? Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>The skeleton says as he presses his finger into Karen's back repeatedly.
EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?
They may cut your dick in half and serve it to a pig. .And though it hurts you laugh, and dance a dickless jig. But that's the way it goes. In war you're shat upon. Though you die
La Resistance
LIVES OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>10151887
>getting ass blasted over a nufag having nice rp
>>10151847
Uta
>>10151931
Oh.
That makes a lot of sense.
Thank you.
Which comes first, the parking of the car or the fucking of the car? This is very important so I'm going to need you all to take your answer seriously.
>A loud gunshot can be heard from the corner
>>10151935
>Punts
brb I heard gu
>>10151952
>is punted
>dies pretentiously
>>10151949
Oh shit, another one bites the dust. That was funny. See, I can be funny.
>>10151949
I guess you could say that there was quite the BANG from over there.
>>10151944
It's not supposed to, it's CRYPTIC
>>10151822
Currently? Seth.
>>10151965
>Vince comes walking out with a big round hole in his face
>>10151976
>Vince would have made a comment here, but he's currently unable to speak
...
What
>>10151977
And now we know.
Now it's in the past.
So are we gonna get a game anytime soon? Cause this is seriously boring.
>>10151979
>Seth
>Deserving to be shitposted
Since when? Wow I'm way out of the loop
>>10151987
BOY IS THIS TWIN PEAKS
>>10151991
Know what?
>>10151845
Hey what no
>>10151988
WHAT?
>>10151996
Call for help!
>>10151932
>Karen's shoulders tremble a little while his skelety finger is poking on her back over and over again. Without turning around, the girl raises her hand and slaps his boney hand away.
You're... You're not pushing anything, stop with that. What you are doing is nothing more than feed me. Throwing firewood into a flame. A flame which cannot die, nor it'll fade. Why? Because I am the flame itself, Mr.Bones. An ally of Justice, no, Justice itself. So, shut your trap... I might not know how to deal with your skeleton magic or I might not be strong enough but remember the first time you saw me. I'm not the same and I'm only going to grow stronger.
>>10152000
We may know in three seconds.
>>10151994
We could always burn something if you want to have fun.
>>10152012
I don't like talking to you, it's not goofy or fun. I'm just unsettled. Unnerved, and ungoofed
>>10151995
He's an arrogant shitter. 'Nuff said.
Hey, I'm the avafag who attempted to play Platinum the Trinity not too long ago. I'd pick ... her? up consistently, but I have no idea how to do the whole "switching between two personalities" thing. Any ideas?
>>10152022
Uhh...
I forgot what I was gonna say.
>>10152031
BUT MUH IC!!!!!!!!!!!
>>10152017
I ain't no pyromaniac, lady. Listen, if you wanna burn some stuff go right ahead, but I won't be a part of it.
>>10152031
>>10152041
Samefag
>>10152040
GOOD
>>10152048
Nice argument.
>>10152050
I think that's funny.
Do you think that's funny?
>>10152048
>implying implications with implied implications
>>10152045
Well aren't you fun.
>>10152048
>any two people who dislike my idol are the same person
>>10152048
He/They aren't wrong. But what do I know, I'm just samefagging.
>>10152010
But you got angry, didn't you? Your eyes were alight with murderous intent, so I must be pushing SOME buttons.
>The skeleton drives his finger into her back again as he says that.
You're going to break before I do. I realise now that I don't have to murder you to defeat you, no, not at all. I just gotta keep pushing these buttons and let that flame of yours get out of control. It's a wild, uncontrollable force, ain't it? I just got to add so much fuel that it gets out of control.
>Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push. Push.
>>10152041
>most people complain about Seth being OOC too much
>now they complain about him being IC
Make up your mind.
>>10152051
>>10152059
>>10152061
>>10152066
Calm down Hoshi
>>10151942
>nufag
>>10152054
N-no, nothing blew up. NO ONE'S BLEEDING!
>>10152072
What's an "OOC" I like it
>>10152072
Excuse me, but I've never once heard anyone say Seth is ooc.
>dabbing frog
>>10152060
I think we got two completely different definitions of the word fun.
>>10152087
>eats
>>10152082
Your new is showing.
>>10152081
If you think about it long enough, time isn't exactly linear.
It's more of a transparent cube with light shining through it.
>>10152096
I'm just asking for an example of when someone has said Seth was ooc. Me being me isn't an argument.
>>10152113
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9587832/#9589378
>>10152070
Hah! Bones, you're being way more overconfident than you think I am, can't you see? You're so sure my flame is going to get ouf control, and the only thing you're really accomplishing is to dig your own grave faster and faster. I get angry, yes. Like any other normal human. But the same anger is transformed into strength! After every fight or encounter we have, I only grow bigger and bigger. Keep pushing my buttons, Bones. Soon you'll fear Justice. Your words, your intentions and your punches or kicks are not hurting me, are making me feel more alive.
>Karen turns around while Mr.Bones is still pushing onto her body over and over again with no sign of stopping
Aren't you acting childishly? This is what I do with your pushes.
>She grabs his single finger and bends is over his hand. A loud CRACK makes the birds fly off the nearby tree.
>>10152133
>godmod
nice rp
Is there a WW2 themed game?
>>10152189
Was.
>>10152107
What does that even mean?!
>>10152205
I have so many ideas.
I breathe new life into my telephone with every charge.
My telephone defines me.
When it is dead, so am I.
>>10152200
Would anyone generally be interested? Or is it too niche?
>>10152220
Sounds fun, yeah.
>>10152139
>Godmod? Where? Care to explain? I didn't force a single action for him to do.
>>10152198
...Again? Mr.Bones drop it already. I don't have anything of that sort with my brother. You're the one thinking about dirty stuff! I could punch you because of this but my fists hurt a little. Your skull and bones are quite hard. Even my palm is a bit red now...
>Karen raises her hands above her face, showing him the sore spots on her hands.
...Don't act like you don't know. You know what I mean when I say you're digging your own grave. I mean dying, vanish your skeleton magic.
>>10152220
>HOly shit just do it who cares, I made the pool games because of a one off interaction with someone I hardly talk to 2 years ago. People will play if theres a game.
>>10152217
Oh that sounds like an alegory for modern teenage society. I mean I AM GOBBY I UNDERSTAND NOT WHAT YOU SAY WICKED ONE, PUMPKIN BOMB
Who is the biggest heel in /hg/ today?
>>10152252
Bye.
>>10152262
Define "heel".
>>10152268
bad guy who everyone loves to hate
>>10152262
Hoshi
>>10152244
Pfft, as if. You're just some silly kid who goes around punching and kicking things. My SKELETON MAGIC will never fade, and if it did, it wouldn't be by your hands. You'd never get a victory like that over me.
>>10152262
That title goes to whoever has the biggest foot
>>10152266
Oh, bye spooky lady
I know it's boring for me, but how much people we have here for a "game"?
>>10152323
Games are fun and fun things are fun
>>10152262
seth
>>10152332
But it could be much fun.
with fire.
but still, Roll Call for a game.
>>10152342
Aye
>>10152342
Aye-Aye Cap'n
>>10152291
Hah! That's what you think with your bones. But the truth is far from what you really think. It wouldn't surprise me if you have to do anything with those con men running around these days.
>>10152342
Ayo!
24 I see, with fillers most likely.
I'm gonna make a new thread.
>>10152374
Craig
>>10152362
How, exactly, do you propose to make my SKELETON MAGIC vanish? Through your training? That doesn't make any sense. I also have no idea what you mean by "con men." Did you get conned out of something? I sincerely hope so.
Succ it
>>10152387
Nigga
>>10152394
Lol no
>>10152395
>
>>10152403
>>10152403
>>10152403
>>10152387
Bones for brains.
>>10152374
HG Shooter Adachi