/ERP/ Thread Late night dead hours. Previous: >>10130091

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>>10133134
Mhm, I see...Well I do like it this way, although it stinks of sex and other depravities, the silence makes it tolerable, as does the sky hovering above...but enough of that; do you perhaps need something of me? I am a servant after all., and I intend to do my job.

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Post music and cute anime girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYPR-4Tuhlg

>>10133207
Ah well the smell … it can’t be helped. Sometimes I do think this place need a janitor.
But I must say I don’t think I could ask for your help, there are no much battles here. At least not now.

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Where all da furries at

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>>10133220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFo0-Zb_p_8

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>>10133241
No battles...well I suppose there goes my area of expertise, right out the window.
>The Queen of Victory lets out a low, checking her wrist as if looking at a watch...only to realize she doesn't haven't one.
Oh that's right...well is there anything else I could do? I don't want to stand around and be useless.

>>10133244
What's your favorite kind of furry, Spongegar?

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>>10133283
>Lets out a low
>where'd the sigh go? Fug

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>>10133286
The extremely kinky ones, or if you're interested in my most darkest favorite, hand holding ones.

>>10133301
Well that's good to know, but I meant like species and stuff.

>>10133301
You're a sick fuck, Spongegar.

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>>10133308
Oh, oops. My choices tend to fluctuate a bit, but for the time being its doggos and sharks.
>>10133309
Indeed I am anon, indeed I am.

>>10133283
No, I suppose not. You are after all a lady of battle. But this conversation could end to be quite embarrassing.
>The Anon was blushing now; she was an ancient queen and a proud warrior, and a stunning beautiful woman. One that could make men turn around when walking even in such age.
I fear that there is not much to do here; people come here to have idly chats or to indulge with another partner in intimate affection. Hence the … smell.

>>10133297
>That virgin breaker sweater ....

>>10133331
Ah, so Kibbles is right up your alley, then.

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>>10133334
Aha...Sexual relations and the sort,
>A slight blush spreads across Boudica's face as she realizes what kind of situation she's in. Oh my, that's just beyond lewd! Could she even partake in such acts? I mean she's a woman of battle...
I-I suppose someone like me is unfit for this kind of thing, wouldn't you say? My apologies...i'd leave, but I'm afraid I can't.

>>10133349
>Boudica has some good Virgirn Killer sweater picks, desu.

>>10133395
I wonder who summoned you, at least we could ask him to set you free … and save you from this embarrassment.
>He said, trying to not ogle her too much, and it was really hard. Great Scot she has the body of a Goddess, in fact the Anon was quite sure to have seen a Goddess in this place that has a body as stunning as her. And Boudica was a lot taller too. Maybe Gilgamesh was right in hating the modern world, if woman such her were the standard.
If I can be … improper I must say that is not for your look that you should feel inadequate, you are gorgeous. If anything else I don’t think I could be adequate in satisfying a woman like you.

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>>10133357
Pretty much, yeah. I'd love to have a chance with her Kibbles character, or her Carmine shark character.
Though, theres a few others that caught my eye, such as FP as, well, FP.
Kass and his Sora ava is something I'd certainly love to try out in the future as well.

>>10133474
>Sora
Wow, that's pretty degenerate of you, Spongegar.
Ever did a thing with Sponty?

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How's everyone doing tonight?

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>>10133531
Satisfied. Just got done with another coloring and now heading off to bed.

Goodnight, /ERP/.

>>10133531
Doing alright. How about you?

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>>10133531
Pretty great my man, how about you?

Going by your pic, are you excited for the newly announced SNES Classic?

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>>10133472
That would be rather nice...
>The warrior queen scratches her cheek as she takes a look around the idea...It wasn't bad looking, it was just the smell is all. It wouldn't kill her to get a little comfy, especially if she's gonna be here a while.
Hmm? Wa-Wait what? Me? Yo-You're joking, right? I-I'm not a hard woman to please, anon! All I need is the sky above me and a hearty meal!

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>>10133573
>>10133581

I'm alright, just poking in between dungeon queues to see who's around. I've never been much of a nostalgiafag, especially when it's something as simple to run as snes games.

Is it too late to say "hi"?

>>10133620
Nah.
Hi there.

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>>10133492
Heck, if you think thats degenerate, you wouldn't believe what I'm willing to do in sessions.
And sadly no. Sponty is another one I've wanted to have a session with, especially with her "secret" avatars she usually plays on occasion.
>>10133531
A bit sleepy, but I'm keeping on the good hunt for furries.

>>10133531
Finishing work, then gonna get home, eat, Vidya, then sleep

>>10133595
The sky is way beyond my ability and skill, but I suppose we could get something comfy were to sit and go outside. But an hearty meal is something I can do. I’m not a chef but I could handle myself in a kitchen enough to do something that could at least fill your stomach, if this ok with you Lady Boudica.
>The Anon said, trying to find something that was not filled with the unusual scent of ERP, seriously someone should make a Janitor Ava and clean here more.

>>10133608
>dungeon queues
what game?

>>10133629
Sounds kinky. I bet you're the one who posts the spinning toilets in an attempt to lure out FP.
Secret avatars?

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>>10133656
Well, I can't lie. I've done it a few times just to draw out the toilet doggo. I'm surprised how often it works.
Oh, you dont know about Spontys secret menu? Perhaps I said too much...

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>>10133639
You CAN do? Well that's fantastic! I wouldn't worry about trying to impress me or anything, like I said, I'm not hard to please. Just cook up whatever you want, and I'm sure it'll sit right with me.

>>10133725
It seems pretty effective. And yeah, I've heard of them, but I'm not sure what those are. Are they on their own card or something?

>>10133738
Yes, I can. I’ve already cooked here in a way or another and perhaps I will add a slice of my chocolate cake too. I’m quite proud of it.
>And saying so the Anon manage to put up a simply but quite tasty meal for the redheaded hero, adding a slice of his chocolate cake too. Putting everything on a tray he then fixed up a small table and two comfy chairs out of the main room so that she could enjoy the sky and be less pestered by the smell

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>>10133747
She tends to play them when the mood arises from what I've noticed. The two she plays tend to be extremely degenerate avatars, one with a hyper dick and one with hyper tits, both of which I'm very interested in playing with one day.

>>10133641
XIV

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN

>>10133797
Huh. Well then, I guess that's all the questions I had. Best of luck with that degeneracy Spongegar. Have a good one.

>>10133848
>Has sexual relations with you

>>10133858
And you too, anon. Have a wonderful night.

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>>10133791
>I hate to do this...but it's like three in the morning. If I come back we should probably continue this.

>>10133905
Have a nice night cute Boudica.

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>>10133531
Hanging in there.

I was doing ERP with a finnish friend on steam the other day but he was really bad and passive at it and i had to do all the work
How do i teach him to ERP ?

>>10134062
link him your favourite smut and then kill yourself for using steam to erp

>>10134071
whats wrong with using steam to erp
what do you use instead

>>10134150
HellMOO and ss13

>>10134150
club penguin

>>10134150
ICQ and MSN

Ded and Dedder

>>10134150
MMO generals, but not the MMOs themselves

>>10134150
Nothing, really. Steam's fine. I've used email before to do it.

ERP is dead, post boobs!

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>>10134309

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>>10134309
Place is dead as shit if boob posting takes 5 minutes

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>>10134309

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>>10134309

>>10134354
Holy mother of titties.

>>10134539
Rolling

>>10134539
Fuck it

>>10134539
At first I thought this was a card, but if it's a roll chart, well...let's see how lucky I get.

>>10134600
Dam. Well, fuck me I guess.

>>10134539
Rollan

>>10134539
What a stupid fucking image
What's with naming Narumaya and Ahri some 4Kids female name and giving them retarded traits

>>10134633
>All kitsune girls are Ahri
A smart one aren't ya.

>>10134685
Rolling!

>>10134685
gimme best girl

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>>10134652
That one literally is Ahri, though. That's a picture of the Academy Ahri skin. Done by an artist known for doing lewds of fucking Ahri.

>>10134652
You're fucking dumb.

>>10134685
Rolling.

Anyone know the name of that pink-haired girl in the yellow dress with the retardedly huge tits?

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I really like how Melkor Manchin draws his girls and I was thinking about avaing these two and maybe Sydney as well, just wanna know if anyone here would be interested in them.

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Damn is it dead in here.

>>10134750
Shhh

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>>10134752
Why? Real blogposting hours, who up?

>>10134748
I like how they have their mouth dangling open in every panel.

>>10134760
Go back to Mecha

>>10134760
You read through the last thread? Pretty good stuff.

>>10134750
Just pretend it's the quiet morning after, now go make some coffee

>>10134750
Good, necrophilia is my fetish.

>>10134768
Holy shit I never noticed that....

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>>10134774
Nerd's going to bed and I'm bored at work already.
>>10134780
I did, wasn't a fan
>>10134781
Already made and consumed
>>10134782
Undead girls can be fun

>>10134685
Anything but Tracer

>>10134792
Oh c'mon, weren't you on the list?

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>>10134806
I think, the one that said orbiters, I skimmed after I woke up while eating breakfast

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>>10134309
I almost got into FGO for her til a friend told me she'd be retarded hard to get

>>10134815
It was a real shitshow admittedly, ded hours have been weird lately. I guess you can't avoid it sometimes.

>>10134815
Pls don't post blowjobs, it's unfair.

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>>10134827
Real dead hours have been meta posting, which has been oddly comfy.
>>10134833
Fine.

>>10134837
You're mean.

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>>10134845
Yes. Yes I am.

>>10134837
Yeah I guess, good to see other's opinions on stuff. Helps to pass the time.

>>10134858
Man. Tease posting is great and all. But I wish some real ava would come in.
Yes, I know it's early morning, but still. It's lonely in here.

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>>10134860
That it does mate, any topics you'd like to discuss?
>>10134871
That's why y'all have each other. Why not try some old fashion anon on anon and see how that goes? Or try being an ava, might find it's fun.

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>>10134890
Unfortunately, I might have to step out for a short while in a bit. But I'm so desperate for advice that I'm actually willing to ask you for it. It's nothing serious, just dumb petty shit.

>>10134890
>We have each other.
Barely...there's like, 3 people here, lazing about me included. The rest aren't here to fug, like you.

>Be an ava
I don't play girls very well.
Besides, I want to fuck, not get fucked.

>>10134899
She was Hannah Montana when Bush was president, thanks Obama.

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>>10134899
Oh? And what advice are you looking for? Also nice oral fixation.
>>10134900
And? See if you can't drum up some fun as people wake up
So...play a trap? Or some big burly motherfucker? Some people are into that.

>>10134919
Traps aren't really my thing. And I can't think of a time a macho male ava went well for anyone.

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>>10134919
Just the age-old question of what to do when you're in a discord server that you want to participate and talk in, but you were added months ago and all you ended up doing is just being a lurking faggot

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>>10134932
True. Unfortunately it seems you're SOL then.
>>10134933
Ah, discord server problems. Unfortunately I can't help you or relate because I've never actually joined one, I just use Dams with people I know and like. Sounds like a confidence issue though. Try starting with little things, small talk chatter like we're doing here. If it's one of the like 50 erp servers, if you're an ava, try opening up shop, if not, try talking to someone who is. Dunno how those things work for that. Also saving all of these.

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>>10134953
*DMs.

>>10134953
Guess that's what I get for only coming on early hours like this. I try and avoid the afternoon since it's when most stupid shit happens, and late night I am busy or sleeping a lot lately.

Thanks for posting busty sluts I guess.

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>>10134309

Anyone here play tera online?

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>>10134953
Yeah it's mostly a confidence thing, and thanks for the help. You can have this as a token of my appreciation, maybe you'll find use for it.

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>>10134971
It's been stupidly dead in the morning the last few weeks. Can't blame you for missing the "action" though. And no problem, if anything at least it's fap fodder

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>>10134933
Here's a tip, dumping nice lewds in any nsfw chats is an easy way to drum up some conversation with any who it draws in. You can even sort of advertise your interest to potential partners that way

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>>10134991
Since its a confidence thing, take baby steps with it. Overstepping your comfort zone too much is the quickest way to want to hole yourself up tighter than Fort Knox.

>>10134993
Dead in the morning, and night. Most of our late nighters just up and left us lately.

Feels like this place gets smaller everyday, honestly.

>>10135010
ERP died months ago, now it's finally start to decompose.

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>>10134996
You see that's where I hit a roadblock, I KNOW that all I really wanna do is just typefuck with some of these people, but I'm not an ava so I fear that I'll just look like a thirsty asshole.

>>10135006
Don't compare me to buildings you!

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>>10135010
Yeah, but remember that it's also summer. The jobbers won't change, just show up less. The ones that really pulled out are the college kids who get to go out and party or attempt to be normal. Still. It's been unnerving.
>>10135032
Curl up tighter than an armadillo.
Shut harder than a Venus fly trap.
Shrink more than a dick in freezing water.

>>10135043
It's been lonely lately. It's nice that someone is here, even if you don't come here anymore usually.

>>10135043
Those ones are better. Also, it's weird that it's a confidence issue because I'm in that mysterious Ariel server and I like that one. I guess it's just new/large servers that bug me out.

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>>10135057
I'm lurking more and more during work hours. My normal times for showing up are in those wonder afternoons. Unfortunately by the time I get there either my mood for lewding is dead, or someone else snags me before I hit thread.
>>10135068
So it's not the problem of approaching people, it's the crowd. You're more worried that you'll be anon #17 asking for a session today. I wouldn't worry about that sorta thing as much, but I would just try talking to the avas first, gauging their interest in topics without outright asking for a session then.

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>>10135088
Sounds like a plan, when I'm banned from the server I'll report back!

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>>10135115
Well that's not the proper attitude to start with. But good luck I guess. Happy lewding.

LURKERRRRRRRRRRS ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!

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>>10135148
Always watching

>>10135159
>Kissus the Gazer butt

>>10135159
>Watch the Watcher

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>>10135148
(Just woke up and stuff)

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>>10135166
>Lasers the anon face
>>10135170
>The abyss gazes back

>>10135159
>Smooches on the cheek.

>>10135184
Sleep more Yuriposter!

>>10135189
>Admire the dark beauty of the Abyss

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>>10135159

>>10135184
Morning Yuri

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>>10135203
>Slaps on the cheek
>>10135204
>Continues to stare
You're a gay.
>>10135207
>

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>>10135148
Morning /erp/
How is everyone today?

>>10135238
>Pats Gazer on the head
Morning cute Gazer.

>>10135238
The Abyss has no gender, and frankly I'm Bi.

>>10135247
Hello Cutest Trap.

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>>10135204
(I'm fine, really! Well rested enough.)

>>10135211
(Mornin'. Just like to check in during the quiet morning hours.)

>>10135259
Have you found a hottie to sit on your face yet?

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>>10135257
1. Do not touch.
2. Not cute.
>>10135258
So...You're a dumb. Got it.

>>10135247
I'm good, what about you?

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>>10135269
(Yes, actually! Aside from my session with Thalia, just last night I was Twintelle's chair. I wasn't originally planning on playing, but gosh darn am I happy I did.)

>>10135296
And you are an useless cunt. Got it.

>>10135296
How can you be bred without being touched?

>>10135321
calm down anon

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>>10135258
Cutest? Awww, thank you.
>Kisses anon

>>10135303
Tired, but happy I'm finally off work and on vacation for a while.

>>10135259
Good morning, Yuri anon

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>>10135321
Ooo, a spicy one. But yeah, a useless cunt you won't be in.
>>10135324
Artificial insemination. Gimme a harder question.

>>10135335
>On vacation
Welcome to our world of boredom, here's a free coffee mug.
>Gives mug that says "You're here forever!"

>>10135318
That's good. They both have good butts.

>>10135346
Looking at that ugly smug of you, I feel like I've just dodged a bullet.

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>>10135335
(Good morning, Bridget. I hope you find the start of your day to be a pleasant one.)

>>10135358
(Godness, tell me about it. Both had to be cut short, but I'm ready for if I ever encounter them again.)

>>10135346
So you'd prefer that over being pressed up against a wall and getting your stomach pumped full of cum?

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>>10135364
You should. I don't play nice and you sound like a bitch.
>>10135385
No, but I'd prefer it over being headpatted and called cute. That's for sure.

>>10135398
Goodbye and good riddance!

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>>10135349
>Looks at the mug
Thanks, I've been trying to leave this website for years, but everywhere else is boring as hell. At least here I can occasionally have some fun.

>>10135398
Good morning Gazer, sorry I missed you before

>>10135377
>start
Actually my day started about 12 hours ago, I just got off work and now I'm trying to keep myself going with hobbies and chores until I get myself back on a semi-human schedule

>>10135398
I think if you can handle being thrown around the room being fucked over every piece of furniture, then I think you can handle a few headpats.

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>>10135430
(Yeah, I had a gut feeling that probably wasn't accurate, but you know what I meant. I hope things work out for you. I myself am slowly starting to get more into a schedule as well.)

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>>10135426
Peace out bitchboi
>>10135430
(Morning Bridget, having some fun already?)
>>10135433
It's not about handling the headpat, it's about wanting them. I simply don't want headpats. Headpats are for when you have a husbando.

>>10135430
If by fun you mean getting fucked in the ass by anon after anon, then I guess 4chan is buckets of fun!

>>10135464
Oh, okay. Will you marry me?

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>>10135478
...what?

>>10135496
You said headpats are for when you have a husbando. So will you marry me?

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>>10135523
What kind of guy just asks that sort of question? Do you have a screw loose? Are you mentally capable of rational thought?

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>>10135462
Sorry I didn't mean anything by it. I caught part of your Twintelle session last night, good stuff.

>>10135464
Not yet. Really I just killing time until the morning dew dries off my grass so I can cut it before it gets too hot

>>10135476
Well I meant the site as a whole...
But I do enjoy the sexy times...

>>10135546
Oh my bad then! Any other boards you frequent?

>>10135546
That butt ... I've an urge to slap it.

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>>10135546
(Ouch, and a nightshifter to boot? Rough stuff man. Least you're having a vacation though.)

>>10135543
The man who wants to give his wife some goddamn headpats. And if it's such a crazy idea, why haven't you said no yet?

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>>10135546
(Aha, no need to apologize, it's all good. But yeah? I'm glad you liked what you saw. I wasn't expecting to play so late, so I might have been a little sloppy, but I'm glad to have scored with her. Quality piece of rump.)

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>>10135587
Because I'm shocked that anyone was dumb enough to think about just asking that. You do realize I'm a monster right? Not like rawr, I'm a monstahhh. Like most of my eyebeams will physically injure you.

>>10135611
Of course I realize what you truly are. I wouldn't be asking for your hand in marriage if I didn't. As if it even mattered to me. And you still haven't answered the question. Will you marry me?

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>>10135577
I was a /b/tard for the longest time but it has gotten way to shitty for me.
I guess the two I frequent the most are /diy/, /k/, and /d/. Although I do occasionally visit /e/, /h/, and /gif/

>>10135583
Actually I work a rotating shift. I spend time each month on every shift. My sleep is completely wrecked but it's what I have to do to not go hungry

>>10135588
I hope you get plenty more times to play in the future. I'm a fan of all kinds of love and enjoy seeing everyone having fun

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>>10135661
C-couldn't we go on a date or something first? I don't even know you! You humies are so dumb! You can't even follow your own procedures!

>>10135664
(Ouch, that's even worse, working nights is hell enough on a schedule. But I guess as long as the pay matches what you need I guess you can't do much about it)

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>>10135664
(Thanks, that's very sweet of you. I certainly hope to as well. And hopefully you'll have some fun in the near future too! But I ought to get going for now. I'll see if I can make it around later.)

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>>10135716
Yeah it can get pretty rough at times, but the pay is pretty good for where I live and if I can survive until October I'll get a raise which will make things a little better.

>>10135718
Have a great day, Yuri!

>>10134745
Sluttershy. Aka humanized Fluttershy. I think.

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>>10135763
(Well, at least there's that. Good luck though, from the sounds of it, you're sure to get it. Hopefully you get some takers after you come back from the yardwork or sleep well, not sure how messed your schedule is)

>>10135800
People always draw Fluttershy with big boobs, but she is canonically a dress model, hence she should be more slender and graceful.

>>10135844
I know nothing of MLP but I do know a thing or two about how much I love big fat tits.

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>>10135763
I like your outfit!

>>10135800
>>10135844
I wasn't talking about that one anyway.

It was some sort of jailbait looking anime with huge-ass tits and some hair ornament.

>>10135716
Sorry, cutie, but work is dragging minute away right now. We'll have that date sometime soon. Have a great day.

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>>10135821
Thank you very much, Gazer. I'll try to be on later, but the best advice I received when starting was "listen to your body, it will tell you what you need" so I'll surely take a nap sometime in the afternoon. I hope your workday goes smooth and quickly Gazer!

>>10135851
Thank you! Yours is cute too!
>hugs

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>>10135889
(I should probably do the same, you have a good one yourself)
>>10135906
(Thanks ya adorably little trap poster, but I should bugger off before I spent too much time not working. Hopefully it dries before it gets warm, and if not, here's to nice refreshing breezes.)

>>10135945
Best GalPan team.

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>>10135906
>hugs back
Thanks! Do you mind if I try it on?

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Oh God I can't sleep

>>10136023
Why?

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>>10135994
I don't mind at all!
>Removes his clothes and hands them to Midare
I sure that you'll be absolutely adorable in it!

>>10136049
Awful insomnia. I now regret drinking so heavily the night before

>>10136097
You drink too much.

>>10136104
I get that a lot lately. Try to moderate myself, but it's not going 2 gud

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Does anybody play her beside Bolin?

>>10136209
Bolin don't even erp around here anymore.

>>10136200
Who is this cutie?

>>10136209
Take anyone Bolin plays, PLEASE

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>>10136072
Ooh, thanks! One sec...
>Midare himself strips too before putting on Bridget's outfit. It's a perfect fit!
So? How do I look?
>He says while twirling and posing.

>>10136216
He was here last week and got buttflustered when no one gave him pity sex for his 'anniversary'

>>10136220
It's bait. No one ever replies. Too bad, she is cute

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>>10136228
>Bridget applauds Midare's impersonation of him.
You're perfect! You could be my other twin brother! We could really have some fun sometime like this.

H-Hello?

>>10136482
Hi!

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>>10136315
Really?! Thank you!
>Midare hops excitedly at Bridget's compliment.
I feel cool in this outfit! We should match! I wonder if anyone would be able to tell us apart?

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>>10136482
I think everyone is gone...
Too bad I need to go to

>>10136482
Why are you stuttering?

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>>10136503
(I'm so sorry, but responsibility calls and I have to go. It's too bad because I was having fun. I'd love to run into you again so we can have some fun as twins, Midare. Take care of yourself, bro!)

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>>10136604
Okay, okay! I wanna have more fun with you sometime, Bridget! Bye bye!

I want to be smothered under a big sweaty butt!

>>10136653
Can I play with Midare?

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>>10136716
You can! But not right now unfortunately... I was about to go to bed. I'll definitely make it up to you next time though! I'm sorry!

>>10136756
Awh, that's a shame.
>Kissus the cute girl on her forehead
Sweet dreams!~

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>>10136707
Wow anon, that's really perverted. Have someone just sit on you? Would that seriously get you off?

>>10136782
Well..... yeah. It probably gets me off harder than anything else. I can't do anything about it, though! Butts are just too spectacular

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>>10136769
>Midare giggles and smiles.
Goodnight, anon!

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>>10136800
Let your imagination run wild

>>10136886
Gosh it always does. All I wanna do is just wrap my arms around that waist and bury my face in that beautiful butt

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>>10136901
Always I bet. You think about it lots I'm sure. Does getting sat on give you a ridiculous hard on, or do you get going just from having your face in it?

>>10136983
Well femdom really gets me off too, so generally being sat on turns my dick into diamonds. But just burying my face in ass is always good too!

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>>10136097
Insomnia sucks. Hope you can get some rest.

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>>10136994
That was a quick reply. Are you jerking it right now? I was initially going to do something in character, but lost the motivation, so instead I'm going to leave you with this post. If you've got a nice, soft, favorite pillow, I want you to use it while you stroke yourself. Stick your face in it, kiss it, lick it, whatever your heart tells you to do. Make sure you have control though, and don't do anything stupid that would hurt yourself. Imagine it's a nice butt and go nuts until you bust a nut.

>>10137038
I'll do that just for you! Thank you, cutie! It's so nice <3

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>ywn be bullied and squeezed dry orgasm after orgasm by Cagliostro's legs/feet

>>10137348
You're about 4 months too late, otherwise that could've been a thing.

Are we so dead that we don't even have any lurkers to awaken?

I am alive and eager to be farted on by a cute girl

>>10137376
Just ask when she comes around

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>>10137461
(Probably the same few that have been lurking, it's the middle of a workday in the middle of the week)

>>10137495
Clearly we need more neets as avas

>>10137376
I'm here for a year and I've never seen a Cagliostro around, to be honest.

>>10137495
>Huggus the Gazer, not caring if he drenches himself in her sludge.

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>>10137509
(Even the neets are probably gaming because no one is around)
>>10137520
>Closes her eye and rubs her bridge while debating which is the best way to solve this touchy-feely anon problem lately.

>>10137545
Immediately fuck them to death?

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>>10137565
I was thinking stone statues, then you'd at least still have something to get off with.

>>10137495
Go away useless cunt.

>>10137601
You don't need to turn me into a stone statue. I'm already rock hard.

>>10137545
No other choice but to sticknons in pretty dresses and get new avas then

Any hikikomori/fujoshi/otaku girls here? Preferably closer to loli (in a more ephebophile range)

>>10137659
Please explain those words

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>>10137620
Still assblasted, huh bitchboi?
(Sorry dear, it's in the job description)
>>10137624
Wow, I bet that one gets you /all/ the gorgons.
>>10137645
DMG stop hiding.

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>the PC is back
>the motherboard's replaced and everything should be working fine
>except it's not
>it's possible that both my motherboard AND graphics card were toasted
(Oh for fuck's sake. I should still have enough money for a new graphics card and get it replaced by next week, but this is getting really annoying.)

>>10137683
You are not welcome here, go away.

>>10137665
Hikikomori = recluse
Fujoshi = yaoi fangirl
Otaku = obsessive over some media
Loli = Small, childlike (sometimes child)
Ephebophile = Upper pubescent, around 13-15

>>10137683
What do you mean? I'm serious. I have a painfully hard erection right now.

>>10137691
I'm sorry SNK.

>>10137691
Just use ductape on it
Hang in there SNK

>>10137683
Oi, could I get a copy of your Gazer folder

>>10137683
(I think DMG is engrossed in gaming right now, either that or still asleep)

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Hello

I don't get it, why would Erica be shitposting in the threads 24/7?

>>10137711
Thank you

>>10137691
Holy crap, SNK, you have my sympathies. I hope it isn't that bad and you can rejoin the thread ASAP

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>>10137709
No, I think I'll stick around just to spite you.
>>10137709
You should...probably see a doctor for that, especially if it's painful.
>>10137749
(If I weren't at work, any particular reason?)
>>10137752
(Well, I simply guess based on it. Sounded like them though)

>>10137764
Sup Fronk. Welcome to the dead zone, grab a bottle and drink with us

>>10137764
Have any good dreams lately?

>>10137764
Howdy, Fronk. How're you doing?

>>10137764
Hi Fronk!

>>10137799
Can you be my nurse?

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>>10137799
(Woops, second for you >>10137712)

>>10137683
Hey, don't call me a Canadian, mega rude

>>10137799
(You're right it sounded a lot like them, but I think DMG would have ava'd to liven up the thread)

>>10137769
Not a problem

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>>10137819
Could I? Yes. Will I? Possibly. Depends what kind of nursing you're looking for.
>>10137826
There's nothing wrong with being Canadian, though.
>>10137837
(A fair point)

>>10137799
Just wanted to try the character out somewhere else. If you're at work though, no worries

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>>10137861
(Here's a fairly good repository for most images I've found, it may take some sifting to get the ones you like: http://mgewiki.com/w/Gazer/Gallery )

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>>10137802
Oh boy my favorite time of day
Time to crack a cold one open

>>10137806
I'm fine and dandy, how are you

>>10137811
Hellooo, nonnypoo

>>10137804
I dreamt of a party last night. Not my party. I couldn't join in. But it was nice to be around happier people for awhile.
>She runs a hand through her tangled hair, trying not to look as tired as she is.
Maybe next time they'll let me in.

http://mgewiki.com/w/Special:Random
Post your result.
Hardmode: You'll erp as what you get
You'll have 3 rerolls.

>>10137907
>landed on http://mgewiki.com/w/Como_%C3%83_Feita_A_Dedetiza%C3%83%C2%A7%C3%83%C2%A3o during the last reroll
How the fuck do you even hardmode that?

>>10137894
Well I prefer hard liquor myself, but you're probably right, it is a little too early for that

>>10137916
>>10137907
I should probably add that Pages that isn't a monster girl is excluded and you are allowed to roll again.

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>>10137907
(Don't tempt me with gambling, I play too many as is)

>>10137944
How many is too many?

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>>10137683
>DMG stop hiding.
HEEEEY. Rude

>>10137854
>>10137854
The kind that takes care of all my needs while I'm laying weak in bed. ALL of my needs. Which probably includes some of yours too.

>>10137907
>Arachne
Nope. Only spider I like is Ushi-Oni
>Recolors
The fuck?
>Incubus
Isn't that what I do everyday?

Well this was a bust

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>>10137955
(3, have played in thread 5 different ones, privately 2 more which have too few pictures to play)
>>10137960
(It sounded like you and you know it.)
>>10137975
...Anon. That sounds like a pretty horrible job. Reminds me again why I would want to do this?

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Aaaah, I gotta get back into the swing of things around here.

test

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>>10138013
well, that wasn't supposed to work.

>>10138013
Passed
You now have a provisional permit
Do not fuck up this opportunity

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>>10137997
Well.. You're not wrong..

>>10137997
Because if I've been lying sick in bed for days at a time, that means I would've had no chances to take care of business. Which leaves quite a bit of back up all for you.

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>>10137907
I really seem to get drawn to sword girls
I doubt she has alot of art of course

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>>10138046

>>10138046
I haven't drunk enough to hit that...yet

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>>10138046
Why are we still here?
Just to suffer?

>>10138046
I see old Peach is back

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>>10137882
Thanks a bunch, doll

>>10137928
I save the hard stuff for celebrations. Don't want to wind up getting hooked

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>>10138073

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>>10138035
(Exactly.)
>>10138039
It also means you look and smell disgusting. Have you ever had to give a spongebath? Eugh
>Shuddering monster with her tongue stuck out
No amount of backing up is worth that
>>10138075
(No problem Fronk, have fun being a snark monster. And if it helps, use the beholder eye template from D&D as her eye magic, you can get some real fun out of that)

>>10137907
How many pics do most of them have? I wanted to use the last/cross spot on my card to do hardmode on a weekly basis (at least when my technical woes end).

>>10138106
I'm not a fucking geriatric who needs to take a walker to the shower. I just wouldn't be in any mood to relieve myself when I feel like garbage.

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>>10138046
WAKE

>>10138073
Hue

Back to the shadows with me

>>10138156
DMG!
Wait!

>>10138129
Not a lot. If you're lucky you'll get a common monster girl like an arachne or mermaid, those have loads of generic art. But all the others will have like, 3 pieces of art

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>>10138162
I SAID SHADOWS
What you want?

>>10138173
Should I start reading JoJolion right now or just wait till it's finished?

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>>10138177
Read up. I heard good things about the most recent chapters. I'm not caught up myself tho.
Soft&Wet is one of my favorite stand designs, and I love Josuke8. So much I made a folder of him that I never use

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>>10135148

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>>10138147
Well, I'd give you a nursing handy, but, you know.
>Her hands wave in front of her mostly flat chest.
"You can't milk those!"
>>10138167
(While I agree with the generic ones, /all/ others has been proven false many times. But it's still a crapshoot.)

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>>10138196
>made a folder of him that I never use
Playing JoJos and JoJo related characters is strictly prohibited.

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>>10138213
At least best girl has plenty of art

>>10138213
...was that supposed to be some kind of joke?

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>>10138215
>Was gunna ava him in HG, but never got around to it.

>>10137999
How about getting back into the groove with by letting me knock up Peach

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>>10138257
It was. Yes. Sounds like it did not work as intended.
>>10138237
(Anubis and the artists that draw her are great, yeah)

>>10138304
Let's just hope your nursing skills are better than your comedic ones.

>>10138304
What useless cunt.

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>>10138206

>>10137999
How are you holding up? Still traumatized from being with Boco?

>>10137976
>Only spider I like is Ushi-Oni
http://mgewiki.com/w/Ushi-Oni/Gallery
Here you go.

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>>10138334
Son, monoeyes do not make good nurses. What you need is a kikimora. She will wait on you, feed you delicious and nutritious meals, nurse you back to health, and of course take care if any urges that you might experience

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>>10138334
Yeah yeah, can't win them all. Now why don't you lay back and show me exactly what it is I'm supposed to be nursing here, ya sick bastard.
>>10138343
What a salty bitch

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>>10138398
(This is also true)

>>10138374
If the seal binding the Ushi-Oni's lust ever fails there won't be a solid pelvic bone in the thread for days.

less shitty monstergirls and more normal cute girls please

>>10138424
And more boobs!

Who's got a delicious flat chest around here?

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>>10138363
>Being with Boco
Fuck I missed something

>>10138399
>>10138405
(Damn those hips. You're killing me Gazer, but I will die a happy man)

>>10138424
>less monstergirls
>

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>>10138501
I do, anon. :^)