Would you fuck an animal if it was willing and it was safe? I

Yeah, I want to take the knot

>>10123155
There's already lots of species I want to fuck.

Haven't penetrated any other animal, though my first dog (female) did like to hump in the missionary.

Obviously I would and I almost did but got interrupted.

>>10123155
Sure, I'd lay down for a real alpha.

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Fuck no. Furry art is one thing but the real stuff is a whole nother level.

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>>10123155
http://www.strawpoll.me/13293537

I've thought about it from time to time but if I had a situation where I could I doubt I would actually go through with it
>>10123627
Story?

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one from /mlp/

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one from /k/

>>10124403
Not much of a story. I got real drunk, forgot I had people coming over and they walked in the front door while I was going down on my bitch in another room. She got real pissed off because of it too.

>>10124678
did you ever make it up to her? are you ever going to?

>>10123155
I would not have sex with anything that isn't sapient

>>10124597
jfc

this is like those shows about 800lb people

you just have to wonder how in the fuck they ended up like that

>>10124792
by living the dream.

>>10124741
Not yet but I'll get around to eventually when I got a full day to devote to her.

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>>10124597
>>10124661
For what reason?

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M-maybe

I would. Considered getting a bitch when I'm financially stable.

>>10125305
each breed has its own common quirks, so keep that in mind when deciding what youd even want to do together.

>>10124055
83% of /trash/ is unsavable

>>10125342
>wanting to be saved

>>10125342
90% of trash is /co/mblr, MLP, normies and queers.

>>10123155
My dog went into heat once and for some reason she thought I would be a good choice to fuck her. I was already a furfag so I thought I should give it a try and what thing lead to the other.
I fuck her at least 2 times a week.

>>10125332
Some online tests suggested Newfoundland/Landseer, so I might do some research on them.

>>10125386
you forgot furfags.

>>10125387
what breed is she?

>>10125420
They're part of the 10% remaining m8

>>10125387
>once
So you """fixed""" her eh?

I want to give a stallion a rimjob really badly.

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>>10125430
>furfags are only 10% of /trash/

>>10125449
Is this your first time here since the month after /trash/ was made?

>>10125467
its not hard to click catalog.

>>10125513
And over 90% of it has nothing to do with furries.

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>>10125527
lost

>>10125444
Trips of truth

Back in my late teens/early 20's my dog would enthusiastically lick my junk and ass until I came without any real training or incentive (i.e. peanut butter, etc.) on a regular basis. No blowjob from any subsequent human relationships ever even came close to feeling as good as that shit...

>>10125577
Lee pls go

>>10125577
i had a similar experience with a male red heeler. he was absolutely obsessed with my ass. every morning hed come wake me up my shoving his snout up my butt and barking until i propped myself up in a proper position, then hed lay there for 20 minutes just licking my anus.

>>10125606
Who the fuck is Lee.

>>10125444
But what if it farts on you?

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>>10125696
horses primary diet is hay and grasses. they digest very quickly, but not very thoroughly. the process makes them fairly gassy, but it hardly smells like anything.

>>10125696
Anyone who wants to eat ass already loves the taste of shit

>>10125577
What breed was she?

Remember the dolphinfucker thread from a few months ago? Shits crazy senpai.

Do dogfuckers get worried over their dogs trying to fuck them when people are over?

>>10125951
>implying anyone who commits beastiality would have anyone over
And if the cops or ASPCA are the uninvited visitors, chances are they have a reason to be there.

>>10125951
theyre fully capable of learning social queues and behavior patterns. i had one dog who really liked kissing and id usually let her for the most part even when people were around. id just keep my mouth closed. no one thought anything of it.

>>10125769
'He' was ... a weiner dog...

>>10126233
carlos?

>>10125738
I find this strangely arousing. I want a stallion to fart in my mouth.

>>10126251
Wasn't really meant to be a joke, but I now see the irony.

>>10125951
Girl dogs don't try to fuck you and everybody I know already joke about her being my girlfriend so they'd probably find it funny.

>>10123155
Depends on the animal, obviously. Some are just too large or too small or have genitals that just don't work for humans.

I'm also assuming you're talking about an Uplifted, intelligent animal. Normal animal no, intelligent one maybe.

>>10127441
I think dolphins are the only animal smart enough to seek out human dick.

>>10127584
there are myriads of examples that show the contrary.

>>10127584
At the moment, yes. There are already several species of male animals that will happily bone humans. It's hard to find female ones that are interested, though. But make them intelligent and the number of possible interspecies couplings increases dramatically.

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>>10127584
more /mlp/

>>10123155
No.

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>>10127720

>>10127441
>I'm also assuming you're talking about an Uplifted, intelligent animal.
No, just referring to adult animals in general

I fuck my neighbors mini horse all the time. Fucked my down (husky/German Shepherd mix) today. Been fiver her for ages but she finally let me dick her today. Good times.

>>10129001
sounds fantastic, grats. do your neighbors know?

>>10123155
If I could I would totally fuck a giraffe.

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>>10129504
they're such naturally lewd creatures

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>>10129504

>>10129588
>>10129639
I like imagining my cum traveling down their long esophagus.

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>>10129675
>imagining their long tongues slathering your balls with thick saliva

>>10124597
>giving a shit about what people on the internet think about you shagging a horse
>not shitposting and trolling back for amusement if you find the need to respond to said people
That's where he went wrong

>>10129639
>>10129675
>>10130114

Never change, /trash/

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>>10130114

>>10129001
congratulations

>>10123155
Things I fuck can't be half of my intelligence, so that's a no.

>>10131116
Are you a faggot?
Women are pretty dumb.

I wanna

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>>10123155
Nah. Whenever I look at anthro on feral porn I fantasize about being the feral. Like being a horse and a hot women comes over and sucks my massive cock. Or being a wolf/dog laying on my back while she rides me and takes the knot.

Not sure why this gets me super hard but fuck it does.

I would fuck a dog for sure, but only if it a big breed like husky or golden retriever.
Mine dog is too small for my dick so i only let her lick me some times. It feels not so bad, but i prefer use my hands. She really likes the taste of cum, it's like a treat for her.

>>10123656
this

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I love animals, in many different ways of varying legality.

I'd feel comfortable having sex with an intelligent animal. A hole's a hole after all, and personality usually trumps looks for me.

That said, my dog started humping my leg whenever I would lay down at around 2 years old. Couple that with the fact that I was going through puberty, and boom my fucked up tastes were born. Probably about a year later, I started fingering her whenever she asked for it with her body language, and that became a normal thing all the way up until the day she died. I don't think I could ever have brought myself to penetrate her though; even if I really wanted to, there's no way I could fit. Rest In Peace doggo, you were everything to me for over a decade and dammit I miss you.

I mean I want to say yes, but in reality probably not. I would rather just cuddle with said animal.

>>10134563
This

>>10125342
did you expect any different
the board is literally called trash, after all

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>>10134511
thats all ive been doing with my latest dog. she only liked it "doggy style", but with my arm wrapped underneath her to rub and penetrate her slit with one finger. shell growl and move away if i try to go directly from behind and shell stand up if shes laying on her back and i start rubbing her pussy to get into her usual position. shes very particular.

I would totally fuck a raccoon, or a sheep, or a bear. yes I said a bear. nothign a tranquilizer gun cant fix. that bear would be out for a good 10-15 mins. more than enough time to bust a nut

>>10139762
im not gonna lie, bears have great looking vaginas

im totally on the same boat with you on that one

>>10139928

only bear vag ive seen is some nature photos from afar, but no close up.. it seems people dont take pics of bear genitals. but the few ive seen make that bear pussy look inviting

>>10139978
i have only found exactly 2 photos both of which were from afar painfully

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>>10140014

I got this one..

>>10125646
he thought you were his bitch, that's adorable

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>>10140014

shit for some reason I posted the same pic.. anyways this is the other bear I have.. and it has a nice pink pussy :)

>>10140222
for that sort of service he can think whatever he wants. it was amazing.

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oh i got this one too, its from a video I found years ago and the bear is fondling its vagina in the video. this is a screenshot of the vagina heh

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>>10139978
>>10140014
discovery channel.

>>10140394

yup :)

I think I deleted the video I havent been able to find it.. well until now :)

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>>10140321
>>10140394
oh sweet fucking fuck..

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>>10140413
>>10140453
ever heard of resilio sync?
BFAAUZPQ6RBPXE5FN7MHTOIFVB65MEQKK

>>10123155
>Would you fuck an animal if it was willing and it was safe?
yes

>Or have you fucked an animal?
yes too

>>10140488
i have no idea what resilio sync is but i feel like i should

>>10123155
My biggest dream is to ass fuck a male dog then bend over and let him return the favor.

>>10140590
its well worth learning about.

my dog is currently in heat and she lets me rub and finger her pussy but shes too small for me to actually fuck her

>>10125420
Golden Retriever

>>10129001
I hope you got their permission or they find out and shoot you.

>>10140394
It shouldn't expand, but it does.

>>10142429

watching that video is making my dick diamonds more and more

>>10124597
I do agree with him about horse racing. I'm an EMT and I do an ambulance standby at a racetrack in my hometown sometimes, and yeah its pretty fucking sick. The horses all look angular and unhealthy from the constant riding and all the drugs they pump into them. Occasionally you'll see one have a heart attack and die on the track, they bring a trailer with a winch over and rather unceremoniously tie a rope around its neck and use the winch to haul it into the trailer and off the track.

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>>10125896
no, got a link on desuarchive?

no, I'd prefer to rape one

>>10143277
thats pretty fucked up desu

>>10143277
the automotive revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the equine race

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>>10140394
I've seen females like dogs humping their paws or inanimate things but dayum this girl knows how to use her fingers.

if anyone has any pics of bear vagoo please post..

>>10134375
ive seen seals put their pussies up to water jets in the mornings

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>>10143311
dolphin pussy is my fucking fetish

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>>10145012

>>10145012
>cant possibly penetrate her without rubbing all over her clit
f-fuck

>>10125951
Not at all
They can learn where and when to fuck

>>10144719
Seconding this request

>>10145303
I don't think it's possible to even penetrate in the first place. Pretty sure I read in a thread similar to this one before that they have very small holes

>>10148187
cant be that small considering the size of a male dolphin cock.

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>tfw you're the only one in the thread that's done lewdness with a cat
>tfw you're probably the only one in the thread that even wants to do lewdness with a cat

>>10151187
are you the same guy from /mlp/ that spent an entire thread trying to talk me into sucking off a cat?
if so then yes, if not then theres at least one other person out there for you.

>>10151282
i might've been
my memory's not particularly good

>>10151347
well anon, while i may not have a particular fondness for cats, let alone their genitals, i encourage you to follow your passion for them.

>>10148325
No, it can be because even with male dolphin dick being that size the WHOLE penis doesn't actually have to go inside the female's vagina. It can be just the tip. I really can't remember the post though.

Animalfuckers should be gassed

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pretty sure this is a cow

>>10153488
your bait is weak

>>10153188
It must be possible. The dolphin fingering videos show easy penetration, and have you ever seen a dolphin calf?

I want to castrate and disembowel animal rapists.

>>10153782
i don't think there's anyone in the thread who doesn't

>>10149154
Raccoons are sexy. I wish there was more zoo porn involving them and other smaller animals.

Everything Comes Down to Poo SONG LYRICS by Scrubs

Ringtones Ringtones: Send Everything Comes Down to Poo Ringtones to your Cell

J.D.: Hey, Ms. Miller -- we just need a stool sample

Patti: Why do you need a stool sample if you think I'm just a nut?

Turk & JD: 'Cause the answer's not in your head, my dear -- it's in your

butt!

J.D.: You see....

Everything comes down to poo!

From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe

We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo!

Turk?

Turk: Do you have a hemorrhoid or is it rectal cancer?

When you flush your dookie down, you flush away the answer!

J.D.: It doesn't really matter if it's hard or if it's loose

We'll figure out what's ailing you, as long as it's a deuce!

Yes!

Everything comes down to poo!

Nurses: Everything comes down to poo!

J.D.: Cardiovascular and lymphatic, yes, the nervous system, too!

what the fuck is happening

All across the nation, we trust in defecation!

Turk: If you want to know what's wrong, don't sit and act so cool

Just be a man and eat some bran, and drop the kids off at the pool!

Robed Woman: My stomach hurts

J.D: Check the poo

keep going shitman sink this illegal thread

Limping Woman: I sprained my ankle

Turk: Check the poo!

Bloody Shoulder Guy: I was shot!

J.D: Check the poo!

Delivery Guy: A homeless guy threw poo in my eye!

Turk: Check the poo!

Delivery Guy: Mine or his?

J.D: First him, then you!

It may sound gross, you may say "shush!"

J.D. & Turk: But we need to see what comes out of your tush!

Because!

All: Everything comes down to poo!

Whether it's a tumor or a touch of the flu!

J.D. & Turk: Please, won't you pinch us off a big, fat clue!

Turk: Our number one test is your Number Two!

>>10124055
This board will be better when we purge 75% of the posters here.

All: If there's no breeze, light a match please!

Everything comes down to --

J.D.: Doo-doo!

Turk: Doo-doo!

I've Done a Poo

Daddy...

There's something I need to tell you

There's something I need to say

I've been very creative

I think it'll make your day

I've done a poo for you

It's a brown number two

It's what I love the most

I've smeared it on your post

I've done a poo Daddy

It's in your golf caddy

Hey look I've got poo boobs

And there's some in that tube

Daddy...

I've got something to show you

You'll tell me I'm the best

I made something exciting

I think you'll be impressed

I've done a poo you see

It's on your bonsai tree

Come play a game with me

There's just crap on TV

I've done a poo out there

I covered it with hair

I did one in the sink

Then stirred some in your drink

I've done a poo for sure

Here comes a little more

It's in my piggy bank

Floating in the fish tank

stupid

I've done a poo quick look

I squashed some in your book

I'm a man let's pretend

Here have you met my friend

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

Do your balls hang low.

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

I hate you all

Can you swing 'em over your shoulder

Like a regimental soldier

Do your balls hang low.

Do your balls hang low

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

Do they make a lusty clamour

When you hit them with a hammer

Do your balls hang low

Do your balls hang low.

Can you swing 'em too and fro

Can you tie 'em in a knot

Can you tie 'em in a bow

Do they make a hollow sound

When you drag 'em on the ground

Do your balls hang low

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>>10155363
>make /trash/ great again

Fuck you, wanna fuck you

Wanna bit of in and out

why is this thread being attacked by bots???

Wanna hear your sexy shouts

I really fancy you

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>>10156892
triggered autist. just start reporting where the spam starts and a mod will IP prune him.

I wanna rod you all night long

I wanna bone you

I wanna fuck you to this song

Hump you, wanna pump you

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lol

Wanna slap you on your bum

Fuck you, wanna suck you

Kinky sex is loads of fun

I'm really hot for you

And wanna fuck with you

Shitloads of lovin' can't be wrong

I wanna bone you

I wanna fuck you to this song

Female orgasm noises

Screw you, wanna do you

Wanna film you being rude

Bag you, wanna shag you

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postin pics of animal genitals to offset the lame spamming nigger

Then upload it to YouTube

I'm in the mood for it

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>look at my balls
>look at em

I wanna feel your bits

I wanna ride you all night long

I wanna bone you

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>warned for reporting a spammer
thats some top-notch modding.

I wanna fuck you to this song

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how bout some bear sucking his own dick

You're a wooly woofter

>>10157342
Mods are going insane lately, we've got too many libtards among them.
Its really bad on /pol/, and boards of a somewhat similar nature like /b/, /bant/, /trash/ etc

>>10157342

wait what... you reported the spammer? lol why? mods wont do shit.. he isnt spamming links or websites or whatever hes just quoting some gay ass song I guess. a song that sucks like his hoe ass mother.

A blatant screaming poofter

You're the playground gaylord

You like to touch the pink sword

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>>10157404

>/b/

you know /b/ has no rules cept global. so mods rarely do shit on /b/. wake up and smell the 4chan newfag

here, have a horse cock

My word, you are so camp

Yes you are a Queen

You are a massive queer

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>>10157413
either theyll do something about him, or they wont and then at the very least hes as annoying to them as he is to us.

The gayest that I've seen

>>10123155
>if it was willing and it was safe
of course, I don't know what would impede me to do it, I wouldn't care of those moralfags opinions who in fact are just be aesthetic fags

You're so gay

You wear pink all day

>>10157563

heh this fucktard isnt annoying me. im just posting pics between his wasting his time

You scream and shout and you mince about

You're so gay.

>>10157645
more male kangaroos pls

Bumming is your way

Backs against the wall then lads

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>>10157661

I only have that pic and this one.. not much of a kangaroo person...

You're so gay

You wear pink all day

>>10140394
>>10140374
>>10140321
I'm on a quest, a quest to find more pics of bear ladyparts.

You scream and shout and you mince about

You're so gay.

Bumming is your way

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Here's another deer story

Backs against the wall then lads

You're a raging homo

You suck the cock in slow-mo

You like the same gender

That makes you a bender

>>10157866
dude, bump limits been hit. You can stop anytime now

My word, you are so camp

Yes you are a Queen

You are a massive queer

The gayest that I've seen

You're so gay

DRUMPF!!!

You wear pink all day

>>10157734

yeah.. they are very hard to come across... guess there arent many bear lovers out there. we need an anon who loves animals (literally) to get into the animal field and take lots of action shots of bear vag

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>>10157779
>tfw can't hug a deer
>tfw can't fuck it either

>>10145012
That's a male...

Anyway, here's my collection of dolphins vids for all the fellow cetaphiles itt:
https://mega.nz/#!4W5jgRAQ!ERN5aunkXPfXt41Ri_83TkJ5fI696i_opZDQml1FXVI