HG

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>When Bolin is nailing a hotter chick than Tricky.

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>10115017
We saw

>>10115017
>Bolin

>>10115017
how many pixels is your gf?

idk like 5 or 6 my dude

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>>10115017
>Anne Frank is in HG
Best timeline

>>10115017
>this meme again

>>10115016
Actually..It's Gouken or someone that is somewhat similar to my current ava in terms of motivation. You figure it out, Anon. I believe in you.

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>>10114983
If you keep making me transport to these places before I'm finished speaking I will hurt you.

>>10114953
Anything helps! As long as it's not painting a bad picture for me if that were to ever happen again.
>Subaru takes the book back from her even though she never gave it to him. He glances over what she wrote down
"Gravity Girl, Ochako...
>He closes the book, making his dissatisfied face clear for Uraraka to see
Are you trying to make me think I'm some kind of artsy weirdo?

>>10114971
I'll be sure to not attend the funeral. Your harem is mine now.

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Topkek

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>>10114983
>The skeleton slices through the rope with a machete, causing the bridge to collapse and sending the little girl plummeting to her doom.
Skeletons rule, humans drool!
>The skeleton frickin' books it

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>>10115053
>Her hands reach a bit forward the moment he takes the book off her hands. She idly rubs the back of her head until she notices his face and his clear as day expression towards her.
W-what? Why? I... It's simply a easy way for you to remember me whenever something happens. I didn't want to offend you, I'm sorry, Subaru.

Tell me your story.

>>10115071
I love you Craig. Even if you are a dirty skellington.

>>10115098
I'm gay.

>>10115098
Turns out my father fucked my wife's father and got herpes. On the way to the hospital for a check up his taxi gets into a car accident and he realizes that the guilty driver is his old highschool bully. In a fit of rage and righteous vengeance he leaves the taxi driver, seduces the bully and gives him herpes too. So then the bully senses something is wrong and goes to the hospital for a check up where he finds out he has herpes. But turns out that he and my wife's father are fuck buddies and bully knows about his herpes condition which is why they always use condoms. There however was one time when they were near black out drunk and don't remember if they used a condom, so the bully goes to my wife's father to have a confrontation which ends in both of them getting fatally injured in a sicilian knife fight. So my father realizes what happened and goes to their joint gay funeral only to see his taxi driver who turns out to be my wife's grandfather or her father's father. Then the grandfather who had observed the seduction connects the dots, gets an axe and goes to my father's house for a revenge. But my father had already predicted that, so he mines his own house with explosives home alone style. What he doesn't yet know however is that the guy he bought the explosives from had a part time job at the hospital's std ward. He remembers the two distinct herpes cases one of which ended in tragedy and suspects that something might be going on too. He also has a part time job as a photo journalist for the local news magazine, so he follows my father and inspects his house where he meets my wife's grandfather and recognizes him as one of his earlier patients. "Hey, Winston, how them herpes treating ya?" he says. And suddenly everything clicks in Winston's head.

>>10115098
>HG story?

>>10115098
>>10115120
If he hadn't fucked his son back in 1986 then his son wouldn't have had herpes and wouldn't have been able to give them to my father who wouldn't have been able to give them to the school bully and the tragedy wouldn't have happened. His old guilt pops up and now he also realizes that he is indirectly responsible for his son's death, probably to an even larger degree than my father. In a psychotic break he performs a variation of seppuku using the axe. After witnessing all of these events my father sinks deeper into alcoholism and two months later dies in a house fire caused by burnt burittos. So, yeah, me and my wife, we just kinda bonded after that.

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>>10115098
I joined HG. Met a guy named Booce. Did stupid stuff over every year of being in HG. Learned I was very ugly numerous times. Drew a lot of pictures. Couldn't accomplish goal of being everyone's friend. Leaving my steam account to my brother.

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>>10115071
Why would you do that? That poor girl wasn't hurting anything!

>>10115093
>he hands the book back to her
You can't expect someone with a fresh memory to understand this! Imagine how someone would react to someone called gravity girl. I'd think you were a myth or a super light girl that's the size of my hand!
>Subaru stops, visibly cringing at the last thing he said
Yo-you get my point.

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>>10115071
Huh?!
>Karen notices how Mr.Bones is happily cutting the rope of the bridge and before she can do anything, the bridge collapses from one side. She tries to run to the other side but before she can't make it. Instead she's hanging from one of the wooden steps of the bridge and slowly climbs upwards until she's safe.
What do you think you are doing, PileOfBones?! Didn't you see that I was standing there?!
>She raises her fist in anger, shaking it in the air.
Watch out next time, Mr.Liar.
>The girl rolls her tongue out to mock him and tugs her cheek with one finger.

>>10115098
I picked up my first ava and found out I accidently stole them from someone who didn't play them anymore so I picked up my second ava and found out I accidently stole them from someone who didn't play them anymore so I picked up my third ava and found out I accidently stole them from someone who didn't play them anymore and was also a shitposter no one liked.

>>10115165
Hi New Tejina

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>>10115071
4u

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>>10115037
>>10115011
>>10114995
>>10114992
>in loving memory

>>10115098
I'll tell you it when I finish it.

>>10115098
. Imagine one great wave of love, one great wave of joy, a great wave of spiritual clarity! Imagine it all ommm over your thighs like a big sticky mess of love. Imagine your soul is like a bazooka! Boom! Or a balloon, that a little innocent child sets free to the heavens. And the camera pans up as that balloon floats free and a swell of music plays as it soars to the heavens. Then it comes down in the ocean, and a turtle eats it, and it has internal hemorrhage and dies. You have killed that turtle. That's the wrong message you're sending! Don't set things free that are going to kill other things! You're attacking the world in the wrong way! Yes you are. That's not the way to live and that is not the message to send! Like a python that's too big for your house. And you set it loose in a schoolyard with children. That python's going to wrap itself around kids, and now you have caused a mess!

Ngw?

>>10115174
No.

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>>10115071
Conquer your fears yet?

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>>10115190
I can't believe somebody drew this, looked at it, and thought "Yeah this is okay"

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>>10115190
I'll see you in hell.

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>>10115190
>whoa wtf are you doing nigger i ain't dead yet!

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>>10115098
It's long and complicated. Involves the Great Skeleton War and some lesser wars thrown about about here and there. There's a dame. Course there's a dame. Because there's always a dame. Some skeleton puns, think I've done 'em all by this point.
>smokes cigarette
Yeah, that's the long and short of it.

>>10115100
>Craig flips you off, mistaking the gesture as an act of love.
Frick you.
>Craig says, mistaking those words as a gesture of love.

>>10115157
This goes deeper than you think it does. I could fill up the entirety of space with the things you don't know. Some questions are better off unanswered.

>>10115160
Oh, hi Karen!
>Craig waves at Karen, a goofy-ass smile on his face.
I actually had no idea that it was you on the bridge! I thought it was some random child. What a shame that it had to be you, because of course you'd manage to escape my dastardly trap. You always do. You little frickhead.

>>10115183
I can think of many situations where this would apply! Thank you for the gift, anonymous. I might even have to use it this thread if Karen behaves like she always does when she's with me, the stupid brat...

>>10115205
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah a tad. Still got some things that need working on, but, y'know. I'm getting there.

>>10115213
>Throws bucket of ice cold water over you

TAKE
A
SHOWER

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>>10115190
>walks up to the dead body inside the casket
>chucklesand then spits on the elderly woman
Heh. Couldn't keep up I see. That's what happens when you try to go for people living in the fast lane.
>finishes giving her his respect
>closes the casket before anyone else can give their respect

>>10115213
i drew that....

>>10115231
Hey, it's my boy Craig, how's the crime treating you?
>>10115230
>>10115219
Whoops, never mind.

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>>10115231
Try me, bonehead. I want to hear something I wouldn't even begin to understand.

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>>10115235
Throw more water

>>10115246
Draw better designed characters.

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>>10115253
>Forgot picture

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>>10115241
awww thats cute.
Ill make sure to spit on you late too. but i aint dead yet.
<3

>>10115219
were all already here.

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>>10115190
>Shoves her into the crematorium

>>10115213
>shoves this fucking kike as well

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>>10115231
>Hearing the skeleton's loud scream, Youmu quickly places her hands over her ears to lessen the noise.

Why must you do that every time?!

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>>10115259

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>>10115270
What? No, this is heaven if anything. Endless slaughter, great times with some great people, what else could you want?

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>>10115157
A-alright. I'll try to fix it.
>She grabs the pen once again and tries to repair the error she did last time. Now she simply wrote her name, Ochako Uraraka. Then she drew one of her pink pads on her fingertips right next to her name.
How about this, Subaru? Is this good now?

What were you doing before HG?

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>>10115271
>>10115271
>>10115271

I am not dead!

>>10115288
for all pokemon to be free and have no fear of capture or enslavement.
and for more people to be part of my Harem.

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>>10115271
>Shoving people into an imaginary place

Holocaust didn't happen you fucking jew

>>10115280
>Comes out fresh and sparkly clean as the village's water reserve splashes over her

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>>10115293
being a slut on Omegle and Kik to pedos

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>>10115293
Making Addy bars at the blast furnace at my work computer.

>>10115306
Haha I can see your cigaret buds poking from under your shirt.

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>>10115306
I wish it did

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>>10115293
Browsing /b/ and /pol/, being an autistic little shit.
>>10115305
There you go again with the harem shit, this is why nobody loves you!

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>>10115253
I haven't really gotten a start on that criminal empire thing we were talking about, to be honest. They don't call me "Mr. Lazy Bones" for nothing.

>>10115258
Okay:
>The skeleton puts out a finger as he prepares to explain, inhaling a large amount of air.
I felt like doing it.

>>10115275
Because you snuck up on me, you sneaky ghost you. What, was I supposed to not scream? Because that's impossible.

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>>10115231
Justice will always prevail, and save me from your nasty deeds. As you can see I'm not the little girl that was running from you after we met. I'll be a giant pain your boney ass just like you said! You better have some ointment for later. Duuh.
>Karen mocks him again with her tongue and eye, wavign her other fist in the air.

>>10115293
I don't fucking remember
>2yrs oldfag

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>>10115293
A lot of Dota

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>>10115306
>>10115306
onii-chan i am going to have to ask you to put the Gun down and step away from the weapon.

This could end very ugly for you.

>>10115307
And now you're devoted to one guy. Imagine if you had never found HG.

>>10115293
Something Awful Forums and vidya. Still do both.

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>>10115270
I'll make you pay if you spit on my still breathing body. That kind of Subaru disrespect is not appreciated here.

>>10115289
>he takes the book back from her and once again glances at it. He blushes when he notices the thing drawn next to her name
U-Uraraka, what is this thing next to your name? Are you trying to tell me something?

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>>10115345
I would probably be dead if I didn't join HG, Anon.

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>>10115293
i just got here....

>>10115323
its not so bad. It has its benefits. Whats not to love about a Harem?

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>>10115334
>touches
>>10115361
woah edgy

>>10115293
Lurking /b/, /his/, /pol/ ,/tv/ and /v/

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>>10115324
I didn't do anything like that. Not my fault you don't pay attention to your surroundings. Anyway, have yuo made any progress at all?

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>>10115293
>Browsing /v/ and lurking some /vg/ threads as well as being part of /v/ Hunger Games.

>Also lots of vidya playing.

>wondering if I should serious RP with pokegirl
>she's posted cum on her feet
>might get asked to join her harem over and over
>Pokegirl

Meh... Thinking bout it.

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>>10115324
*sigh* Look mang, you need to get your shit into gear, we got crime to vend, and lots of it.
>>10115306
>A PP Bizon
Gross.
>>10115364
I guess you could say I'm the jealous type, and having multiple love interests is sorta a muslim thing, and nobody wants to be a muslim.

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>>10115324
Yo-you monster! What in the hell has gotten into your fragile skull!? Don't you realize she has a skeleton living inside of her at this very moment!? You probably killed it!

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>>10115368
No, I would've probably ended up killing myself in regret for a lot of things I did/would've done. Remember that one time you guys almost helped me do that in a car?

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>>10115356
>She raises her hand, spreading her fingers to show him her fingertips.
It's what I use to activate my Quirk. I'd say is a very good element to refresh your memory, wouldn't you say? With that you'll be able to remember me in no time.

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>>10115393
Do it.

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>>10115343
>Does as requested, laying the battlescarred thing at her feet

"This the first time you ever point a gun at someone?"

>>10115317
That's not where they belong!

>>10115318
Same.

>>10115398
The magazine I'm guessing?

>>10115406
This is going down south quickly, Tricky. You're still here, right?

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>>10115406
>Remember that one time you guys almost helped me do that in a car?
No, please tell.
What kinda method do you have to actually do it without chickening out?

>>10115391
>part of /v/ Hunger Games
S1 boys?

>>10115361
Good thing you found HG then. I don't even want to imagine what would have happened if you had not.

>>10115293
Reading shit.

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>>10115356
>walks up to you and spits squarely in your face.
>awaits your retaliation

>>10115398
Why are you wrapping the Muslims into this?
this is about love. love from multiple men to one women.

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>>10115413
I know that, but...
>He looks at her fingers, then back at the book, and then at her fingers again
Yo-you're bad at drawing, Uraraka. It kind of looks like a [redacted].

>>10115419
Picture turned me off.

Meh, pokegirls might as well be cancer.

>>10115445
>Kissus buff arm

>>10115445
>>10115449
Yeah, fuuuuuck that.

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>>10115424
yeah
>>10115426
jus ft letting an odorless g as pum p info the carr and knokigme out

>>10115439
some oddy ou guys are edeally nice preple but nights like tis really suxk
i should stip stayin up so late

>>10115293
roleplaying on a nicer place

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>>10115449

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>>10115325
>Unable to take Karen's childish mocking, he discards his machete and draws his gun on her.
You're not the only one who has changed, brat! I've become more proficient with this handgun of mine. My hit-to-firing ration is at least three bullets for every one hit, I know, I've been counting. Now, you're gonna apologise to me or I'm gonna take out your kneecap. This gun has killed better people than you! It'd be an injustice to them if I didn't get at least one GOSH DARN victory over you.

>>10115373
I don't really know. I haven't encountered that many ghosts since our last talk except for that child, Mayoi. And she doesn't even look like a ghost so it hardly counts. Also, I'm curious: how do you become half a ghost? Are you half dead? Doesn't make a lick of sense.

>>10115398
Yeah, yeah. I'll do tomorrow. There's this girl I've got to kill, she's a real pain in my ass.

>>10115404
>Craig erupts into laughter, as if he had just heard the funniest thing in the world!
A two-for-one! Since you've gotten all amnesiac and whatever I'll let you in on a secret: I don't really give a heck about other skeletons. They're always going "my brethren" and "my bony friend" and all that but at the end of the day I've got no idea who the heck they are. They can make as many puns as they want, it still doesn't change the fact that I've got no idea who they heck they are.

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>>10115433
>I only remember Jagi, Coldsteel, NEVER EVER, and da man's epic journey to second place.

>So, it's probably not S1.

>>10115464
How does tonight suck? You don't have to answer if you don't want to.

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>>10115464
Details?
>:thinking:

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>>10115445
>backs away from the woman and pulls out his phone
I-I'm just going to tell my friend a cute woman spat on me!
>he dials 9-1-1 and waits for the operator

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>>10115464
are you having a stroke?

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>>10115423
>another Loli walks up to you and squirts you with a water gun as she kicks your gun further away, the other with her guns still fixed on you.

No way Onii-chan. We have an army and we know how to use our weapons.

>pats you down for more weapons.

Ya'know you kinda smell Onii-chan.

>>10115489
''FUCK OFF!''

>hangs up the phone

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>>10115423
It's a gross gun in general. Much better functioning and aesthetically pleasing guns out there,
>>10115426
Jesus Christ Awawa, no chill.
>>10115445
Multiple men to a women? Fuck that, I ain't christian and I even know that women belong to the man. Good luck getting any men like that. Fuck this nonsense, I'm out.
>grabs a skateboard from seemingly nowhere and rides off.
>>10115472
That justice brat? I spartan-kicked her in the face the other day.

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>>10115474
>Never ever? Was that the SMT characters never winning? Because then that's S1, with Kleer being the overall winner.

>>10115510
Oh shit, really? You have got to tell me more! What happened next?

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>>10115482
last thrd

>your phone rings

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>>10115543
Hello?

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>>10115472
In other words, you're a defected skeleton? You sound extremely dangerous to me. If you're willing to kill girls minding their own business and your own skeleton species, what won't you kill?
>Subaru digs in his pocket and gives the skeleton his milk money
J-Just in case, we're cool, right? I don't want any trouble, especially when I have to uphold my image around these parts.

>>10115507
>Subaru looks at his phone screen
...
What the heck was that!? You can't be an operator and tell someone to screw off!

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>>10115538
>Yeah, that's it! And the King of Bel broke the NEVER EVER curse.

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>>10115538
She got up and left, she deserved it, punched me right in the stomach. She's a vicious one alright.
>>10115543
New phone, who dis?

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>>10115510
>>10115489
only weak men are intimidated by strong women.
run away like the cowards you are.

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>>10115541
>hugs the clown

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>>10115503
>She sort of chortles at the stream of water harmlessly splashing against her face as she bats away at it after the fact with her hand

That's the smell of hard work. You'll appreciate it one day. Bask in it!

>>10115510
If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

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>>10115543

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>>10115510
nooooo

>>10115503
>fucks armpit

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>>10115572
My oh my, I never once said I was intimidated. I'm just calling a friend. What gave you the idea I wanted you to go to jail for assault?

>>10115572
How strong are you, my lady? Can you show me an example on how strong you are?

>>10115598
>>10111187

>>10115098
A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

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>>10115472
Put the Gun down Bone Boi

>>10115588
>a third loli operative walks over and collects your weapons.

heh, well all your hard work is ours now. Stay out of this side of town with weapons and we wont have a problem.

>all three takes off in separate locations

>>10115538
you were there for S1?

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>>10115564
I sound extremely dangerous because I am extremely dangerous. I know what I'm doing is right because I've got the Skeleton God on my side.
>Craig snatches Subaru's milk money, stuffing it inside of his skull.
Wow, sweet! I should start taking bribes more often. And what image do you have, Subaru? I thought most people viewed you as a sook or something.

>>10115569
>Yeah, I think that was in S2. Despite all the SMT characters that were entered they didn't get a single win in S1, and I think the possibility of that ended up being astronomically low. They got close but never quite made it.

>>10115571
Yeah, a real feisty brat. I haven't met a single kid around these parts that wasn't a brat. I guess it makes sense, though. You'd have to be a real messed up kid to come to a place like this.

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>>10115543

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>>10115574
thank youz!
>Bhugs back

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>>10115472
I'm a youkai. half ghost, half human. The spirit you see floating around me is my ghost half, Myon. Think of it like having your sould float around outside your body.

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>>10115572
No, men just don't like freaks!
>He shouts as he rides off in the distance
>>10115588
Never said it was stupid, just ugly and obsolete.
>>10115623
Yeah, you're right on all those points, if I see her, I'll be sure to kick her in the head again for you.

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>>10115446
N-no, no, no! You got it wrong! I-If you look at it closely you'll notice its similarities. It totally doesn't look like [redacted]. A [redacted]. looks completely different from my d-draw.
>She doesn't know exactly what to say and all she does is run one of her arms.
S-s-so, it isn't enough?

>>10115623
Abel won the Valhalla game of S1.

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>>10115623
>Yup, and da man was going to be the one. Until good ole dysentery death... or whatever.

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>>10115629
i'm going to sleep (you probably should too) so goodnight, take care

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>>10115543
I'm sorry, you must have the wrong number.

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>>10115617
>The skeleton's gun snaps to the girl, his empty eye sockets focused on her own, not empty eye sockets.
I don't think I will. You got a death wish, punk? Cause I'm the genie around these parts.
>The skeleton smiles.
Woah, that was a good line. Right? That was a frickin' great line, actually. Holy heck I've gotta write that one down...

>>10115622
>ya

>>10115645
Don't bring up that soul nonsense, I don't understand any of it. The last girl who brought up her soul I ended up killing with an arrow. It just doesn't make any sense.

>>10115646
You're shaping up to be a great partner, y'know? It takes a good person to be willing to kick some stupid brat in the head for a friend.

>>10115541
I missed it. I wont pry further though. Go get some sleep Tricky.

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>>10115646
>shouts back at you
you're on to talk hood boy!!

>>10115595
I'm still waiting little boy. If you're not careful ill make you join my harem by force.

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>>10115472
>Karen gasps when he draws his gun, pointnig straight at her from the other side of the broken bridge. It sounds like he has pretty good aim now and won't hesitate to dare and pull the trigger to kill her right there. She freezes and takes a step back.
Calm down, Mr.Bones. We need to think about this. You... You said that if you don't have one victory over me it'll be injustice, am I right? Simply let me go and... You won! Woohooo!
>Without waiting for a response, the girl spins on her same spot and does backflips to get off his line of vision.

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>>10115677
good iddea
have a godo nivhf Non!

>>10115689
itso kay, it sucked so y out didnt mkss anyrhifn improtant
goodnight ani
>>10115689
>her though. Go get some sleep Tricky.
n!

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>>10115617
That's the cutest armed robbery I've ever been part of.

Beware the Loli Unit.

>>10115646
Obsolete?

It cycles ammunition and flings lead effectively as you'd expect an SMG to do. Ugly maybe, but Obsolete? Might be a calibur issue.

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>>10115679
looks like we got another one.
> a second loli girl walks up behind the skeleton and presses her gun against his skull.

Hey you bag of Bones listen! theres only one of you and like a million of us. Put the gun down before you have 3 eye sockets! Last warning.

>>10115704
>those fake typos
come on, nobody does this. Everyone knows it's fake and secretly thinks you're a baka.
Night.

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>>10115679
You slayed someone's soul with an arrow? Please, go on.
>She sits down and starts drinking from a cup of tea, waiting for the rest of this story.

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>>10115674
>Valhalla game? I don't remember there being one. I stuck around in the threads for a little bit after the last 48 game where everyone was talking about when to start S2.
>I also missed S2, though I know of somethings that happened during it. Apparently S2 happened on /v/ for a bit but if so I somehow managed to miss it completely. Did it?

>>10115675
>NEVER EVER was one of my favourite things to happen during S1, although I remember anons started to complain about it the longer it went on. They were probably SMTfags.
>I also liked the cameo appearances from all the wrestlers. I can't remember but I'm fairly sure Shockmaster game close to being the champion, right?

>>10115703
That's now how it works. I only win when-
>His reaction is almost immediate as Karen springs up from the ground, his gun following her movement. He fires off two shots while she's still in his vision but has to calculate the third after she disappears behind some trees. He waits with bated breath to hear if any of his shots manage to connect.

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>>10115674
>>10115748
What kind of VA-11 Hall-A are we talking about here?

>>10115757
ugly ones

>>10115746
movils sucks with shaky hands

>>10115762
Stop faking.

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>that one song
What is it, HG.

>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw3izcZd9zU

>>10115771
right now https://x0.at/i5Q.mp3
hard to explain why, but it's the middle part

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>>10115748
>Yeah, I think Shockmaster was close to winning a game. Memory could be wrong though.

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>>10115623
>the word "sook" bounces around Subaru head like a bouncy ball. "What the hell is a sook? I feel like I should be insulted right now..."
Um...yeah, I'm not sure what that means, but I think people view me as a cool guy that's kind of a heartthrob and kind of a troublemaker. To make a long description short, you could say people view me as a leader of some sort.

>>10115652
It's no bad at all, I'm just pointing out something I noticed. I'm just worried amnisia Subaru might get the wrong impression.
>Subaru leans closer to uraraka and whispers something to her
I don't really tell people this, but I'm not the smartest person here. I uh...w-well, you know...I'm one of those guys you hear about all the time...

>>10115696
So let me get this straight, you want me to hit you? How can I be so sure you don't have a trick up your sleeve? I don't want my hand getting stuck in your face.

>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpYeekQkAdc
>tfw Fergie left

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>>10115771
https://youtu.be/kY84MRnxVzo

>>10115771
https://youtu.be/L_jWHffIx5E

>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8

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>>10115696
>It's already too late, he's disappeared into the horizon.
>>10115715
It's too bulky for an effective run and gun, the main use for an smg. Even an Uzi fits the job better, easier to load the mag too. It fires faster though, I'll give it that.
>>10115679
Of course mang, I got your back.
>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw

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>>10115771
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vvEfcfQ32F8

I just can't stop hurting people

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>>10115771
My music video Lowlife.
There are so many fun things that happen in this music video, even the devil makes an appearance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwnoSeiAFSY

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>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KC2-EZ1ee0

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>>10115792
>best quality
No, this is best quality. https://x0.at/368.flac

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>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea2WoUtbzuw&t

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>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyiFDN-V_h0
>Delf: Relased

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>>10115735
>The skeleton sighs, slowly lowering his gun.
Okay, you damn brats. I'll comply to your-
>Suddenly his gun snaps back up to the first loli operative. He pulls the trigger and fires a single bullet at her, not caring how the second loli operative will react.

>>10115747
Oh, don't bother making yourself comfortable. That's about the entirety of the story. Some girl named Fluorette was babbling on and on about her soul or how she's a ghost or whatever so I got a bow and arrow and shot her with it. She died soon after, but you know how the arena is.

>>10115783
>I thought he made it into the championship game, that is. I could've sworn he got close to winning, and people were getting worried that a non-vidya tribute would become the champion.
>My memory is also foggy, though. It doesn't help that I lost all my OC folders after my HDD died. I really should've backed that shit up...

>>10115785
Oh, a sook is a kind of timid guy. A bit of a coward and a crybaby. I'm not sure where you're getting this view of yourself being a leader from, I don't think that's how people see it. What kind of leader would they view you as?

>>10115799
One day we'll own this world, you and I. I know I've said it before but I truly believe that we're gonna make it far in this shitty universe, police and morals be damned.

IT'S MADNESS

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>>10115799
Ahh you're crazy. Only thing an Uzi does better is look cooler in photographs. I'll give you the magazine thing though. That's my primary issue with the thing itself. It's just so wonky and unnecessary. They got it right with the Vityaz

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>>10115757
The kind that doesn't involve cute girls. Sorry kid.

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>>10115854
awww...

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>>10115837
>And it didn't help that my laptop croaked on me either... but, I do remember the worrying about the non-vidya thing.

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>>10115865

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>>10115785
>Listening to his words, she leans against him and whispers.
Psst... It's alright. Amnisia Subaru won't get a bad impression, I assure you. His memory will be refreshed like a sweaty cold bottle of water in the middle of the sun ready to help someone with the heat and sun!

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>>10115854

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Post your Discord and explain why you chose that name.

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>>10115887
Hello, my phone isn't plugged in.

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>>10115887
your Discord
it's named after my ava

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>>10115887
This is the worst I've seen of these types of posts.

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>>10115864
Here fella, don't you worry. I think I've got just the thing to cheer you up.
>The skeleton turns his back on the trap, pulling out three slips of paper and some crayons from his ribcage.
>After a moment of scribbling, he turns back to the trap.
I'm cute!

>>10115865
>It was kinda sad how happy I was when Kleer won, I got really into it by the end. After that I have no idea that the Hunger Games sim was still being used in some form in 2017.

>>10115879
Ooh, that does look refreshing! Thanks for sharing this drink.

>>10115887
It's craig. I chose it because I am Craig.

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>>10115845
The Vityaz is nice, decent weapon for close to mid range fire fights. Still wouldn't use it in a drive-by or run and gun scenario though, only if I had decent cover. I love the clip and body style though.
>>10115887
>Posting my discord on 4chan
haha good one buddy.
>>10115837
Of course we will mang, of course we will.

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>>10115837
>thanks to her combat training and quick reflexes, the first loli takes the bullet in the shoulder hitting nothing vital.

WE GOT SHOTS FIRED!
I REPEAR SHOTS FIRED
WE GOT A LOLICON DOWN!
LIGHT 'EM UP GIRLS.

>a 3rd loli appears with a hand gun and empty their clips into the skeleton.

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>>10115911
...
...
C U T E!

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>>10115874
>That filename brings back some memories... dang.

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>>10115748
>She remains behind the trees and a loud ''HA-HA'' can be heard before she runs off further away. Though on the place she was standing there's clearly some locks of her black hair.

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>>10115887
Luci/Inkling#2471
Luci was an old nickname from the xbox 360 days. It's kinda stuck with me as my steam name too.
>>10115911
I got tons of skele-gifs. If you got a discord, hit me up and i'll dump them if you want 'em.

>>10115911
Are you planning on hosting that city code anymore? If not, just post the code.

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>>10115914
Now that's an interesting style of combat.

Tell me more about clips and drive-bys

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>>10115887
I wanna drink it

Post dick and rate

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>>10115911
>I discovered this place purely on accident. One /v/ thread got send here. Decided to browse the catalog and see in HG sim here.

>Then I just confused about the RP, talked to some people how to fit it. Picked up, Flandre... and the rest was history.

>>10115887
I don't have one
because it's fucking cancer

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>>10115962

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>>10115962

Nighto HG.

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>>10115887
>Posted it b4
>Nobody wants mine
>Never get added
>Nobody out of the usual wants to talk to me
>Most everyone else aren't posting theirs
>Lmao

>>10115978
I'd let Dick dick me, desu

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>>10115962

>>10115988
lying bitch

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>>10115955
You've never heard of a drive-by? You know, you get in a car with a few buddies, drive by a few undesirables and light them up? And clip, mag , whatever. If you go into the ghetto, you'll never hear the word magazine.
>>10115981
Night bud, sleep tight.

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>>10115977

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>>10115837
Huh. No, I wouldn't say that. Apparently past Subaru had quite the personality. People really liked him, but he was also a jerk. I'm nothing like that, though. I'm the kind of man that would lead people that are sooks. I'm a man that does what he can for others because I can, you know? Leaders do, and I most certainly do. I think that's evident with everyone here.

>>10115876
>Subaru nods and smiles. It's exactly what his bloated ego wanted to hear
I'm not sure where and when you have accepted me as the kind of man that's like the protagonist of an anime, but I'm liking it! Hell, it sounds like I've been given that role! People don't just come here for no reason, especially someone like me. It's not too farfetched to think I might just be the main character of this trash heap, right!?

>>10115887
>it's a version of a name I used when I was a little kid, but with Souda since he's pretty dang diet.

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>>10116000
What do you think you're doing here, second grade inspector? Return to the precinct instead of wasting your foolish time here.

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>>10115914
It's just a manner of time. Thankfully, I got all the time in the world.

>>10115915
>The bullets go straight through the skeleton, although one manages to smash through two of his ribs as he dives on the first loli operative. He grabs hold of her and drags her behind a tree, using her as a human shield while taking pot shots at the second and third loli operatives.
>Admits all the gunfire, the skeleton says as calmly as possible...
How the frick do I get into these situations?

>>10115922
Woah, you've even gone all heart-eyed on my. I hope you don't find the surprise bone downstairs to be too off-putting!

>>10115926
>Craig begins to literally shake with anger. In a fit of rage he picks the machete up from the ground and starts whacking a tree with it.
I FRICKIN HATE ALL THESE DARN BRATS RUNS AROUND!
>Craig throws his head back and lets out an ungodly scream.

>>10115935
>That'll be cool, thanks. I'll hit you up once I finish RPing/talking to others.

>>10115949
>It'll be done by tomorrow night.
>because you just made me realise what it was that I had been forgetting to do

>>10115963
>Yeah, the RP aspect was incredibly strange to me too at first. It was such a weird transition from how it was done on /v/, but I think I've gotten used to it.
>Well, for the sake of my partners I hope I have

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>>10116004
You don't know me.

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>>10116031
>In my eyes, I see that you fitted in more nicely than I did. So, you are perfectly fine.

>>10116039
post feet!

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>>10116018
Ghetto huh? Now it's starting to make sense. Given the combatants in such an area I presume the term 'gorilla' warfare is more accurate. Would explain the cowardly aspect of tactics as well.

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>>10116031
Alrighty.

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>>10116031
>as you dive behind the tree you hear the crack of a high caliber bullet graze the trees bark.

Let our sis go you boney bully!

>they continue to suppress the tree. buying time for the Loli Sniper to line up her next shot.

>>10116083
>Luna Blaster
best squid!

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>>10116069
They call me the Grey Gorilla for a reason. And we just do what's easiest lady, we got no moral compass or honor code. You give me shit all you want, but expect a hole going straight through your head to appear somewhere in between your lines.

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>>10116064
Nah, you sound like a creep. Okay, not really a creep, but there has to be a not-mean version of that word. And I don't get anything out of doing something like that.

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>>10115837
The name doesn't ring a bell. As for killing a soul, anything is possible in the arena.

>Was watching youtube videos, sorry.

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>>10116064
honestly truly a disgusting creature

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>>10116020
I suppose leaders also give skeletons their lunch money, hmm? They also don't act on delivering justice on skeletons who send little girls falling to their death as well!
>The skeleton presses a bony finger into Subaru's chest.
Seriously, here you are talking all about yourself despite watching me just kill some kid just now. No, you're not a leader. You're a bitch!

>>10116060
>I never even saw myself doing anything like this, desu. It feels kinda weird.

>>10116093
>Craig smiles madly as the bullet pierces through the tree bark, resulting in an explosion of wooden chips. He grabs hold of the first loli and pulls her in close.
I'm going to make your sisters shoot you.
>Craig shoves the first loli into the suppressing fire, hoping to get her shot.

>>10116133
Yeah. The arena sure is something, ain't it? People that can fly falling to their deaths, people with fire powers dying to campfires, people with ice powers dying to frozen lakes? Just doesn't make any sense.

I want to RP with _____

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>>10116114
If it's time to go it's time to go.

Doing 'what's easiest' won't bring that about. That's what disappoints me most about gang warfare. Nobody ever has the balls to make surgical strikes on the enemy to actually bring them down to their knees. Instead you get twenty versus one fistfights, hardly ever any casualties, and a new upload on Worldstar

>>10116170
anyone

>>10116170
Subaru

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>>10116168
>Trust me, the weirdness will fade completely from you. And all it is left is the feeling of fun... hopefully.
>>10116170
>Anyone if I bothered to RP more.

>>10116120
please?

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>>10116177
Wrong type of ghetto lady, hardly any casualties? Try and tell that to the drug cartels, with bodies lining the streets. And surgical strikes? Do you have any idea how pretentious you sound?

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>>10116168
I gave you that out of respect. It's not like I have any use for it here anyway. Consider it a token of--
>Subaru chest gets poked by the skeletal finger
...You don't want to do this. I'm trying to be nice right now, but you're making this extremely hard. Please don't make me act with my fists.

>>10116192
I'm right here, anon.

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>>10116168
>the first loli operative bites down hard on her cyanide pill before being exposed to the fire.

Im... im sorry guys... it was f-fun desu. t-t-take this fucker down. its n-not like i wanted to die anyway...

>she foams at the mouth and her body goes limp as she makes the ultimate sacrifice, her body, moments later, being peppered by bullets.

>the sniper puts 3 bullets into your body in rapid succession. One to your shoulder blade, one to your weapon holding hand, and one to your spine.

>>10116243
Now is not the time

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>>10116224
Cartels are an entirely different discussion. They're organized, cunning.

A far cry from your average congregation of hormone swelling, melanin enriched minorities. What do these street-level thugs fight over anyway? Mean looks? Petty insults? The scraps that the Cartels allow them to have?

>>10116170
Vader

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>>10116218
I deleted all of em.

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>>10116276
All i said was ghetto, yet you jumped to the conclusion of an american one. There's ghettos all over the world though, maybe I should've been clearer. You got that last part right though. They're the lowest point of the criminal pyramid.

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>>10116263
It's now or never, anon. You'll never know when I vanish. I could die tomorrow, or the next day, or the day after that.

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>>10116201
>Yeah, hopefully. If it doesn't work out it doesn't really matter, I can just give the codes I've made away to others. It wouldn't be a big deal.
>Although I'm having fun right now, so that may not happen for a while. Who knows?

>>10116243
>The skeleton pulls back his finger; not because he's intimidated, but because he didn't get the reaction he wanted.
You can try but all you'll end up doing is breaking your fists. Honestly, I didn't believe you when you went on about all that leader stuff. I was expecting you to cower once I pushed you about it. Although I don't understand what kind of leader would let what I did go unpunished. You thinking of becoming a bad guy?

>>10116261
>The bullet ruptures his spine, snapping it and effectively paralysing the skeleton. He collapses into a pile of bones, but is too busy laughing to care.
She just frickin' offed herself! A little kid, with a gun, ambushed me and then...ate a cyanide pill!? What? That's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me!
>His demented laughter is sure to mentally scar the two remaining girls as the body of their sister lays at their feet.

>>10116328
Pls don't say that
>huggu

>>10116328
>roleplays with you

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>>10116170
Kyuuketsuki onee-chan and katatsumori onee-chan.

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>>10116324
Ah. You are right about that.
Too many movies I guess. The image presented isn't exactly flattering you know.

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>>10116335
>Who knows indeed... anyhow, I am going to sleep or play some vidya. So, see you and HG tomorrow!

Is awawa here?

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>>10116170
The corpse and the snail.

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>>10116170
Shinobu-san and Yotsugi-san.

>>10116335
>>10116354
>>10116374
>>10116243
Take a shower you guys stink damn!

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>>10116373
yes

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>>10116354
Right. It's whatever now I guess. And yeah, I guess the U.S just has a strong enough government to keep the thugs at bay. Mexico on the other hand, not so much. At least the coke is sweet.

>>10116386
Use super powers to remove their stink.

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>>10116168
That's true. I've been killed by people wielding my own weapon against me, which only youkai can wield. Anywhere else and that would never be possible.

>>10116365
>Good bed.

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>>10116389
Solve this for me pls

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>>10116386
A vampire is always clean. You have no idea what you are talking about, human. That stench is coming from your own mouth.

>>10115771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Uej02ZdYA
All night ery night

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>>10116335
What's that supposed to imply? Like, you don't think I have what it takes to be a good guy, do you? I don't see what the problem is when I've got myself some cool powers. Yamato himself even said they were nice, and Uraraka thinks I'll be the best hero ever. I've got too many people on my side to give into dark temptations.

>>10116339
A-Anon please, not in front of everyone. I'll come back and we'll RP, got it? I don't know who you are, but I'll try to sniff you out.

>>10116342
What role are you taking up? I'll go off of whatever you decide to do.

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>>10116386
>takes clothes off and soaks in a bath
Are you going to wash my back for me?

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>>10116402
nice meme, I go shower now
>Proof: think

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>>10116396
Heroin, Meth, Marijuana. They're sitting on top of billions all because they've got the State itself gunned. Must be a sweet gig.

>>10116386
Help.

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>>10116335
>the squad commander, being quite possibly the smallest of all of them, appears and walks over to the pile of bones and the mangled body of the fallen loli.

Da, she has pay'd the greatest price.

>they all "press f" to pay their respects and collect her body.

>they troop of loli girls also collect your pile of bones while you are still yapping into a body bag and dump you off a very high cliff. Taking all your weapons.

Dasvidanya Bone boi.
Don't come back.

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>>10116442
I only ride with the cartels from time to time, I usually just take hits put out on scumbags much like myself. Break into their house at night, slice their throat, or put a gun and a pillow to their head, leave unseen and get paid. It's an easy job that I love doing.

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>>10116365
>Cya around.

>>10116386
Bones are odourless. I know this because I can't smell them.

>>10116399
Heck, I own three arenas myself and even I got no idea how it works. It's kind of like SKELETON MAGIC, I guess. It just works.

>>10116415
Well I was just thinking that a good guy wouldn't go around handing cash "out of respect" to skeletons when they had just seen that same skeleton kill somebody. You know? It just strikes me as strange. I imagine a truly good person would've tried to kill me by now, but you and I have just been having a pleasant lil' conversation instead.

>>10116445
I can't even be angry. This has just been a great day for me. I hope you all show up again, I'd love to kill you a-
>The bag is thrown over the cliff, the skeleton's chatter soon turning into a scream.

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NGW

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>>10116463
Ever get curious as to who it is you're putting to sleep?

You get close in person, but is it ever... -personal-?

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>>10116480
I might pass out in a bit, mind if you DM me quick so I can send you my skele-gif collection?

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>>10116480
>thats was one of the better RP's i have had with someone.

Lets do it again sometime bone boi.

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>>10116480
Skeleton magic? I've never heard of that before. What exactly is it? Does it let you fly? Or fire lasers?

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>>10116500
I never ask the customer, sometimes they'll try and tell me what they did, thinking it'll get them a lower price, it never does though. To me, the victim is just that, a victim. Part of the job you know?

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>>10116480
Ah, but you're wrong! A truly nice person wouldn't kill a thing. Rehabilitation is a thing, you know. Good people believe in the best of others despite their history.
>Subaru's eyes narrow. A blood vessel pops, causing his one eye to look a little reddish
However, I'm not that kind of person. You'll get this one as a pass. Consider that money a gift from someone that'll eventually put you into the ground where you belong, you over-glorified dog's toy. Until that day, I'll bid you farewell.
>Subaru swiftly turns around, facing away from the skeleton. As he walks away he cries tears of joy
I-I can't believe how cool that sounded! I wish someone other than that guy could have heard that. My popularity would've shot through the roof!

There are games so bad they kill the entire franchise

Is it possible to write a HG code so bad it kills HG permanently?

>>10116563
our own cancer keeps us alive.

Backpack, backpack
Backpack, backpack


On the backpack loaded up with things and knickknack's too
Anything that you might need I got inside for you

Backpack, backpack
Backpack, backpack
Yeah

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>>10116514
>Glad to hear it! Just approach me whenever, I'm always open to anything.

>>10116521
SKELETON MAGIC is a wild, untamed form of magic. I've got no idea how it works, but I do know that it's what lets me walk and talk like I am. No...no flying, or lasers, though. At least as far as I know.

>>10116536
>The skeleton draws his gun on Subaru as he walks away, but soon shrugs and tucks it back inside of his ribcage.
Eh, I'll let him have this one. It'll be funner to kill him if I let him work himself up first. And I'm not gonna lie - he did sound pretty cool just then. Too bad it doesn't mean SHIT.

>>10116563
Why not give it a try?

>Still no Kongou.

This wait is suffering.

>>10116563
We're the Deadpool of internet communities.

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>>10116578

>>10116574
>>10116584
>>10116590
It's a yes/no question

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>>10116578

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>>10116593
>>10116601
Is today my birthday? I'm getting an unusually high amount of gifts today - not that I'm complaining of course. Thank you two, I'll make sure they see good use!

Maybe it's all my good karma being cashed in. I definitely deserve it for all the brats and furries I have to deal with.

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>>10116601

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>Spooks everyone

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Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471

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>>10116601
>>10116614

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>>10116613

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>>10116616
Gets incredibly spooked

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Enjoy your night HG. I've gotta go work the graveyard shift.

>>10116628
Ahh, finally I have somebody beat! Although it's like they say, it's the thought that counts. So I appreciate that you were thinking of me, anon.

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>>10116645
Night buddy. See you around.

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Ultimate Thrill Ride after I finish taking all the garbage out.

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>>10116672
Rad

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>>10116671
>I can never fucking sleep on sundays.
>>10116672
>Neato.