Haha I hate myself coon edition

I wish 4chan liked coons.

I like coons

Dying threads much like us

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I anon, do you know why I called you in here? It says here you "hate yourself". Care to explain?
Also piss in this cup.

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>>10111809
I like raccoons too

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>>10112303
Hold the cup still. I bet I can make it in from here.

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>>10112303
I hate myself because I have crippling anxiety and low self esteem and I have no idea why

I'll take that cup now

>tfw you will never have a bf to help you through your worthlessness and validate your stupid emotions, while he helped you to focus on the things you enjoy in life.

>>10111809
Coons are cute little bastards
>>10113681
Have you tried therapy?

>>10114439
one day youll get lucky anon

>>10114439
Tell me what's on your mind anon.

Have you ever felt like most of your feelings of care and trying to help are just fake?

>>10114773
a long time ago maybe
not the case anymore

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Haha I would've made a thread but I was too busy crying, masturbating and acting happy with friends to. Sorry guys!

Raccoons are the best

>>10111622
>>10111809
>>10111893
>>10114546
*silently giggles*

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>>10117968

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I like raccoons

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H-haha
My best friend organised a trip to an amusement park with some of my other friends

He didn't even bother asking me

I got a pity invite because i found out

Then they voted to not take me just because

They even have a seat free in the car

Time to get wasted i guess

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>>10118910
He doesn't look very Rocket Raccoony at all.

>>10119061
hang out with me i equally resent the people i'm surrounded with

>>10119061
If I were one of the guys going I'd probably have a sub-optimal level of fun knowing I left a pal that wanted to tag along. I'm sure one of them feels bad about it and will give a genuine apology to you.

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>>10119061
>voted not to take me
grade A assholery
like >>10119877 said, you'll find out soon if you have any actual friends worth keeping among that group

>>10119061
To an amusement park? I can understand them not wanting to invite someone to a social event like going to a bar or bonfire or something, but a fucking amusement park where you can all split up and do your own thing? That just doesn't even make sense. Either you're hanging out with the shittiest people on the planet, or you did something to make them not want to invite you.

>>10119061
You near MA? Want to go to Six Flags or Canobie Lake?

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This is my first post on /haha/ in months. Boy, threads sure die fast nowadays! I hope you are all doing fine, or at least better.

PD: except avatarfags. You suck!

>>10120566
Wtf 4chan wont let me post this pic properly. For some reason It only upload It backward

>>10120566
>>10120603
Same to you anon.

I assume you drew that yourself, if so it looks good once you rotate it to be the right way around.

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>>10120603
I got you my dude.

>>10120683
Thanks. This is why these are my favorite threads.

Page 9 bump

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>>10118910
I could stop reading Rocket with Bradley Cooper's voice

>>10117968
Don't be rayciss

>shitty raccoon thread instead of a proper possum thread

Haha I hate change and hope this thread goes out quicker than usual so we can get back to business as usual.

>>10122946
Change is good.

>>10123040
If change is such hot shit why does this future suck way worse than what the past thought the future was going to be?

>>10123086
Hoping for change and working for change doesn't yield the same pay.

>>10123128
What change is being worked for here though? An objectively worse mascot for a series of threads without real purpose?

>>10119698
Will there be cuddles and alcohol

>>10119877
At least one will if he's actually my friend

I hope
>>10120067
I can't think of anything i coulda done to piss them off

>>10120083
I'd love to but i'm not even on the same continent :(
Also what clem pic should i get tattooed

The "gross" one or sumthing else

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>>10123233
>Also what clem pic should i get tattooed
I think this would work better as a tattoo.

>>10123258
Perfect

Now where should i tattoo it

I was thinking thigh

>>10123233

Get the
'Do I look hip and chill?'

'No.'

frame tattooed.

>>10123325
Something with a banner like that I'd probably get on my upper arm.

>>10123210
An upgrade in the trash mammal hierarchy could improve self-perception by making our mascot a more well-liked animal. With that said I don't actually care about our mascot so it's whatever. If some homos successfully push their coon love I'll accept it, but it's almost definitely just a change of looks for a thread. Sometimes it feels nice to do something different just to feel a little different.

>Been feeling like shit lately
>Tfw even avoiding the people I like with bullshit excuses
Should I finally kill myself?

>>10123813
No.
You should stop giving bullshit excuses and tell the people you like what's up.
Or at least be honest with them.

>>10123813
seconding the other guy

>>10124197
>>10124270
Will do, thanks, Anons.

>>10124327
hope you feel better soon anon

>>10124327
Anytime anon.
Remember that it's ok to feel like shit, everyone gets that. Some more than others.
But if you have friends that actually care about you then they'll do what they can to help, no matter how stupid you think your reasons for feeling like shit are.

Also like the other guy said, I hope you feel better.
I'd offer a hug but I doubt you're anywhere near me.

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>>10123086
We only remember the most positive ideas the past had about the future.

>>10123210
>raccoons
>objectively worse
fight me

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>Andrew Jackson Jihad is coming to my town on 9/11
Neat

>>10126041
No wonder you want to kill yourself, you live in Chicago

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Don't die I love you thread

>>10111809
fuck niggers
raccoons are cool tho

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>>10128557
Now you're getting it

>>10128557
You're hurting my soul anon :(

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>10124397
My friends just tell me to stop being that way

>>10130718
WHATS THE MATTER

>>10130742
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>10130852
agreed

STANDING ON A ROOFTOP

>>10130943
>snipes

>>10130740
Sorry I'm not smart at all.
What exactly are they telling you to stop being like?

>>10131177
Depressed and whatnot

>>10130943
>Pushes.

>>10131226
Oh.
Well sorry but I have no idea how to help with that.
Maybe it's the same with your friends and they're just doing what they think will help.

>>10126041
Ayy fellow Chicago-fag, what part are you from?

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>>10128537
I wish the things that came out of me were that color.

why is anyone even alive anymore.

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>>10131997
If I don't push my poo out, who will?

>>10131997
To spite you

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>>10111809

Everybody loves raccoons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBbOsEXfsL0

>>10131337
It's ok, I just don't like them acting like you can just will yourself to not be depressed so I don't bother talking to them about it.

My free day on friday got cancelled too


This week is just great

>>10131997
Because if I kill myself, Diane Feinstein will use my death in her statistics to justify further gun control measures

>>10133006
Solution, kill the hypocritical bitch then yourself.

Am i hip and chill

>thread is moving slower than I've ever seen it but it refuses to die

Lets just not do the raccoon thing again and chalk it up to a failed experiment. I'd rather not have to read this thread every three or four days to see if anything happened at all. Not that we need a crazy active thread that hits limits within hours but this is ridiculous.

>>10136146
I don't think it's the raccoon thing so much as it is nobody's rousing up any real conversation.

>>10136289
It's easier to blame raccoons than putting in the effort to actually keep the thread interesting and alive though.

>>10136332
Maybe if we work together we could make the thread interesting. Synergy and cooperation are the foundation of a happy community after all.

>>10132089
Sp are we gonna get a sorce on that or....?

What are my possums up to today?

Where's strayabro, i miss him

The other day me and my buddy were shitfaced and walked out to the smoke pit to kill our lungs, when we spotted a coon in the woods nearby.

Long story short we shared a box of cookies with the raccoon and he was very polite, he walked up and gently took each cookie, he had very soft paws.

Raccoons are neat.

>>10136454
https://e621.net/post/show/657158/2015-after_sex-anthro-bencoon-black_sclera-breasts

>>10136734
you now have multiple diseases

>>10132461
Willpower is required, although you don't just will the depression away.
You have to will yourself to do things that will help with the depression.

Even then it's still a bitch and comes back to ruin your day sometimes.

Hope things get better for you anon, maybe tell your friends that it's not as easy as they think to overcome depression.

>>10136123
no

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haha

Why is starting fires so much fun?

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>decide to try and actually do a thing for once instead of laying around like a sack of shit
>proceed to fuck up even talking before i even get started
>probably weirded someone out or something I don't know how feelings work
Honestly I'm just impressed with how much of a shit I am at this point

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>>10143281
People who are good at socializing and the things that stem from socializing have fucked up with it more times than you might have even tried. It's how they got to where they are.

It's important to forgive yourself for these things.

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>>10143581
I mean I fuck up just about every time my mouth opens so
Yeah

It's hard to do that when you know you could have done shit better and not been a failure

i'm new here

what do

>>10144166
Don't post.
So many people have not learned that the first rule of the internet is to not post when you are new to a community. Lurk moar.
You are an immigrant, learn our customs and assimilate please. This can be done by reading what people say, but not saying anything. If the community isn't the way you like or imagined it should be, then it's best to leave rather than trying to change it.

>>10144304
Be nice

>>10144166
General purpose hangout/venting/whatever thread full of depressed/anxiety ridden/whatever folks

Do whatever you feel

>>10118861
The "Not Groot" in this one always makes me laugh.

>>10144544
I'm not trying to be mean. I'm trying to be honest with him, I want him to be a good member of the community, and the best way to do that is to lurk moar.
"If you've got a booger in your nose I'll tell you" is a phrase I live by.

>>10145044
Holy fuck, hahah. I never noticed that.

whI /cantstopprocrastinatingforlongenoughtodotheonethingthatcouldfixmostoftheirissues/ here?

>>10146487
yo

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>>10146487
Yeah, I can't stop procrastinating long enough to go lie on the tracks either.

>>10131417
Hate to disappoint but I'm not a real Chicago-fag. I'm out in the suburbs near O'hare.
Still though, go bears!

>>10146804
Eh, on an anonymous imageboard it's fine for near suburbs people to claim Chicagoan.
If you were in Deerfield or somewhere like that I'd draw the line.
Your name wouldn't happen to be Rob, would it?

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>>10111622
>tfw lots of free time this cuatrimester
>Waste most of it instead of using it to study new stuff or learning new things

How do I kill procrastination permanently?

>>10147066
>How do I kill procrastination permanently?
You can't.
You just gotta work with it.

>>10147066
The secret is to force yourself to work on a routine. The human body loves routine behavior.

>>10147001
Nope, not even close.
So what do you do in Chicago? Working? Schooling? or the Neetlife?

>>10147603
School... Dropped out though. My best friend's dad is an electrician, so I'm hoping he'll take me on as an apprentice.

>>10147672
Neat, I hope he hooks you up. Electricians are badass.
I really wanted to be an electrician but I ended up going into IT instead because computers. Going to community college in the meantime.

>>10137242
Well by that logic, joke's on him cause he now has chlamydia

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please let's not give the raccoons chlamydia

>>10147066
Does your school offer seminars/workshops about procrastination?

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>>10148670
Too late

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Finally found a ttrpg willing to put up with my furfaggotry. How's everyone else doing?

Pic related is my character, I'm not sure if I should be a Bard, Sorcerer or Thief yet.

>>10151348
Why do you let your fetish leak out into other things?

>>10151672
Cause it's only 90% fetish, the other 10% is completely pure.

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>>10151718

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>>10151718

>>10151736
>>10152578
I enjoy furries for nonsexual reasons, I just like to imagine myself as an animal man sometimes to cope with shit.

It's probably not healthy... but better then shoving a shotgun in my mouth.

>>10152853
Hmm maybe you should see a doctor about that

>>10153077
Walking into a doctors and basically saying that I'm basically otherkin tier of fucked up isn't something I plan to do.

For now I'm content to eat out a dog bowl and wear a collar at home. Even if it does seem fetishy, I only do it for stress.

>>10111809
iktf

>>10153205
Boomer The Dog, is that you?

>>10153279
No. I'm just me.

liiiiive

>>10155069
i dont want to

/trash/ needs to slow the fuck down

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>>10151718
>only 90% fetish

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So how do I tell my BF he needs to back off a little bit because he is smothering me with how clingy he is?

Challenge mode: He is probably more mentally unstable than me with extreme abandonment issues.

For example one time I didn't respond to him right away because I was playing games and stuff and he showed up at my apartment in tears because he was convinced I hated him.

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>>10158407
tell him you love him and how much he cares about you but he needs to slow his roll a bit? maybe? something like that
that's the best i got

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hahahahhahahahahahaha fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i wanna die everything is awful

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>>10158407
Don't be accusative. Sandwich it in reassurance. Talk with him about what you both need and expect and offer suggestions, rather than just telling him not to do something, so it feels (as much as possible) like cooperation and not conflict or criticism. Be compassionate about things, but still honest. Minimizing just hurts (both of you) more down the road and opens up even more issues with insecurity.

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Hahahahah
My shotguns is so close to me

But the fucking barrel is at the gunsmith

>>10159024
The fuck did you buy that the barrel needs to be taken to a gunsmith, shotgun barrels for most popular models are cheap.

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>>10159024
Hoodies are the best.

>>10158647
>tfw no gf that would let you cut her when you're both upset

>>10159055
Muzzle brake is stuck and i'm too poor for a new one

>>10159111
Yes, oversized ones especially

>>10159055
Maybe it's rifled for slugs? Certainly what I'd use to evacuate the contents of my skull. I don't want any part of my brain to dream when I die, I don't want to be tricked.

>>10159165
the fuck

>>10159197
That's why you gotta regularly clean and oil the choke system. It's not a fun mistake to make.

>>10159213
Sabot slugs are inferior for suicide because of lower frontal surface area.

>>10159280
i would think cut shells would be great for splattering your brainpan everywhere
massive energy dump and basically frags out instantly on penetration

>>10159380
I'm not convinced, cut shells are too broad of a category and performance would depend too heavily on the load and materials.

>>10159380
Just make a suicide helmet

>>10159442
i think birdshot is the main thing people do that with? or i could be talking out of my ass
either or

>>10159596
i have neither the time money or desire to make a reverse beartrap hat
not yet

>>10159620
Reverse what now? It's a plastic helmet with shotgun shells glued into place and you rig it up to fire all the shells at once.

>>10159620
People only use birdshot because it's not very dangerous as-is.

>>10159596
That is hella complex for something that can be very easy.

>>10159646
that wouldnt work for several reasons
i mean like a saw helmet or something
metal arms go in your mouth or something
thing goes off
rips your head in half or something
never watched saw actually

>>10159698
http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
This thing

>>10159737
I've seen this thing around, I'm not particularly convinced on it. If you want to kill yourself instantly then you can make yourself a pillow of explosives but this thing looks like it's gonna dump a lot of exploding powder and low velocity buckshot into your cranium.

>>10159737
that is the most janky piece of shit wow
honestly just get a pipe with an inner diameter that matches the size of your shell and it would be so much better than that

>>10158559
>>10158854

Thanks for the solid advice, I guess I have increasing frustration about him needing to get help and he really can't. I'll talk to him.

>>10159165
>Tfw instant diamonds.
Help. I don't even cut anymore.

>>10159874
good luck buddy

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Pls nobody shoot themselves

>>10160815
yeah this
suicides bad mmkay

“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.”

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(you) me if you do me

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>>10162795
ok

hahaha hey what's the deal with having no friends and still letting yourself be surrounded by snake people. like wha'ts up with that

>>10164354
something something airline food

i dont know i generally have no problem shutting people off at a moments notice
try and get some cool friends to help you out or something i guess

>>10164354
I don't know what snake people are but having no friends feels like a non-issue these days now that we have the internet to connect us to people we have common interests with. Maybe join an online chat room.

>>10164467
i am so lonely and my cool friends' pity-meter ran out so they do other things

>>10164578
it's hard to make myself a presence when my voice is as loud as my confidence how do i be interesting to people

>>10164354
>>10164578
yesss I don't know what you're talking about either, but... If you're looking for friendsss I'm certainly interesssted

>>10164700
new ones then dude
irl or here or anywhere
just try and make at least one friend
it helps a lot

also are you me

>>10164702
this makes me uncomfortable but please

>>10164791
irl is so hard. here makes me paranoid. i am so dumb to get so lost and i don't got one friendo left.
it's suffocating me.

>>10164849
hello me number three
might as well start a collection now

i get that though irl is fuckin
really shit most of the time unless you already know them
paranoia is healthy in low doses
just dont let it run your life
which is super hypocritical coming from me but still

>>10161497
Joke's on whoever you're quoting, I'll live forever just to make all those mistakes.

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nizmerp ja betamon

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>>10165383
quidno selerim izni?

i kill myself by not eating sleeping or doing anything

>>10158407
at first I thought you were my bf, and got spooked
but mine doesn't have an apartment

I'm the exact same way though, and I honestly can't think of any way to help it.

haha

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sHAzBOT demi!

Haha I hate myself.

I can't into driving. Like it feels like the passenger half of the car just doesn't properly register spatially to me. In lanes I'm mostly ok but I feel like I'm set to drift into another lane and crash. God help me on smaller unmarked residential streets.
I gotta keep at it but I'm fucking terrified and am dumb and sheltered so don't really know my way around town.

I know my friend's trying his hardest with getting better after his accident and we joke about his needing a wheelchair and he's the hurt one not me and honestly I try my fucking hardest not to cry because I know he's barely hanging in there and the last thing he needs is me sobbing. But fuck it hurts seeing him miserable and me having to think of something to say when it's just us, same as it ever was, and Im so useless.

>>10161497
hold my beer

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>being for excited about a game dlc that your high school graduation party
i really dont know what i am going to do afert that
going to the collage in my country is a waste of time i am trying to learn coding and art but i dont have the energy of do it

>>10168640
Sounds like you really need eachother.

>>10169926
Waste away

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Regular grooming is important.

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>>10171939
Raccoon dicks are disgusting

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>>10172168
>tfw they shame your dick

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>Tfw you prove someone wrong unintentionally.
Good feel.

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>>10169926
Learning works best when you have clear objectives in a system of projects. If you like math at all, Project Euler gives you coding projects.
https://projecteuler.net/

>>10172168
Sauce?

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>>10162795

Here is your (You)

Haha

Tattoos soon

Gave 5 pln to a hobo, feel terrible about this.

>>10174718
Once I gave five dollars to what looked like a prostitute on heroin sitting next to some kind of asian pimp in a purple suit. It probably didn't really help her at all but showing kindness always plants seeds of hope in people.

>>10111622
>>10112303
>>10117594

I would totally fuck these coons up the ass

>>10175515
That would probably upset them.

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>>10175515
Thanks man, nearly forgot where I was for a second.

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What are you guys up to tonight?

>>10178861
Staring at the ceiling, trying not to jack off, listening to qotsa.
How's you?

>>10178861
That image you posted

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>>10179379
Was playing games, but about to wind down, maybe jerk it, try not to drink too much whiskey, and hope these next 3 weeks of work and no off days don't become too bad. Also trying to stop these damn re-occuring feelings of sadness and despair, and try to not lose interest in all activities.
>>10179436
cool

>>10178861
Playing video games with online friends!

>>10178861
Well it's day time and I just got told by multiple businesses to stop putting in resumes cause they're never going to hire me.

So now I'm sitting in my bed under blankets crying and probably gonna cut.

>>10178861
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eILzF0YDLU0

>>10179580
Whiskey's great. Honey JDs has the perfect blend of sorrow eradication and sweet partystarting buzz.
I wish you the best for your work weeks, I'd guess it takes a lot outta you.

>>10179582
nice friendo
>>10179675
Don't do that, listen to chill music and go feel completely numb in bed!
>>10179684
hawt
>>10179690
Thanks, winding down with chill music and listening to the rain. I like American Honey for the sweet stuff. Stuff is smooth af.

I cut all ties with a bunch of people who I once considered to be friends and none of them have bothered to contact me. It's kinda nice, actually.

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I want a bf that I can get really close to but at the same time I'm bad at talking and have low self-esteem

>>10178861
I beat the Ace Combat Zero campaign three different times with different ace styles so I could unlock the ADFX-01. I am very lonely.
Also why can't I post from 4G anymore?

>>10179675
That's fucked up. I've never heard of businesses doing that before.

>>10179999
I did that too. It's a similar feel to after you clean your room or house.

>>10180659
>Ace Combat Zero
Good shit, though personally I liked AC04 and 6 better. I just felt that the scale of the missions in 5 and 0 were too small.

Anyone here like Car Seat Headrest?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cApmjEbKQHk

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>>10180746
Maybe it's just because it was my first Ace Combat but I honestly loved everything about it except for those dumbass missions where you have to accrue a bunch of points in a certain time limit. Those missions are boring as fuck.
I ordered AC4 and 5 like a week ago and 4 was supposed to come today but it got delayed. Also don't have a XBOX360 so I can't play 6.

>>10180795
>those dumbass missions where you have to accrue a bunch of points in a certain time limit
Well I can tell you that you're not going to like 4.

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>>10180829
Let me guess, that's how all the missions are?
As long as I don't have to spend thirty minutes flying around looking for AA sites to blow up then it's fine. Air-to-ground is the weakest part of the game.

>>10180748
Yeah, absolutely amazing. Really captures how I feel everyday.

>>10179732
>Don't do that, listen to chill music and go feel completely numb in bed!
Haven't cut yet but I might. For now I've decided I'm gonna spend the next week living in bed and just trying to have fun.

>>10180746
>That's fucked up. I've never heard of businesses doing that before.
I've been applying at all the shops here about 4-6 times each. I guess they just got sick of me.

>>10180868
>Air-to-ground is the weakest part of the game.
I have news for you...

>>10180872
That sucks.

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>>10170366
Yeah. He's all I've got and I'm all he's got in a good way. I just fucking love him y'know?

>>10180872
Glad you like em man, but do keep on chillin' on.

>>10180748
It's all l listen to anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G53mrrZK_w

>>10178861
https://youtu.be/kaDMYqUbOPU
Listening to jhonny hobo while getting drunk on korn.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korn_(liquor)

Man, I've been dealing with some wicked insomnia lately. Only been getting 3 to 4 hours of sleep the past few weeks. Even with alcohol, melatonin, and sleeping pills. I've begun to see things and feel things, like growing a second set of teeth that began gnawing on my head, or pus filled baubles popping with acid, eating my flesh away, numbness throughout my entire body, blankly staring, my bones dissolving as I become a ugly mound of flesh, my skull erupting, and enveloping in lust, alcohol, and divided attentions.

Haha

>When you finally reach the point where you can self-harm with your bare-hands and have zero hesitation

Haha, today's good!

>>10184023
nice
how do you do it?

>>10185292
I just punch myself all over my body, slap or punch my face and scratch skin away.

>>10182512
This has been my life the last month, I've gotten maybe 5 hours of sleep over the last 72 hours.

>>10182512
At least it's not shadow people, paranoia, your brain going full retard, and extreme sensitivity to sound and light like most people get with sleep deprivation.

>>10182512
Question: When you say 3-4 hours of sleep, are we talking per night, or per week? Your phrasing makes it unclear.

If the former, well...Yeah. Familiar with that. That's where I live, and where I stay.
The latter...good god damn, you have my deepest sympathies. I hope whatever's happening stops happening soonish.

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>Every time I say something anywhere.

>Do something
>Wonder what the fuck I'm doing
the ultimate meme

Haha

>>10187775
same
also when i dont say anything anywhere too

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beep beep boop

>>10193883
>waluigi
nice

how do i tell a group of people something they wont like without making an ass and/or literal hitler out of myself?

>>10197830
Really depends on what you are telling them

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>>1019388
WAH

>>10193883
>into no less than seventeen of those things

Neat.

>>10197915
not gonna go into detail but most of them are going to fight back against it and im not sure i can handle that right now
basically i want/am going to do a thing which
is not what they are doing
at all

i dont know how to explain it but basicially its a "guess ill just die" scenario

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>>10198457 (me)
man i am really good at saying absolutely fucking nothing huh
id love to like actually explain the situation and get some actual help/advice for once but
they all come here and id rather have that argument start on my terms than theirs
not that ill probably get a choice in that or really give a shit either way honestly because fucking
>me
>initiating anything ever
i hate myself and im tired of laughing about it
im just tired in general
ugh

>>10198457
>>10198988
>they all come here

My advice would be to limit how seriously you take your online interactions, especially on this website, this board, and even this series of trashy possum inspired related threads. Too much emotional involvement and you're honestly asking to get caught up in dumb Internet drama similar to how people will get caught up in drama in the workplace or school you've got to keep some amount of distance if you can't handle it.

>>10144544
He was being nice. That was fantastic advice for becoming a part of any online community, and for life in general. We should all try to recognize when we need to keep quiet and lurk moar.

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>>10199276
problem with that is all that is literally all i get in terms of human interaction and i desperately need it
this is all i get in terms of emotional outlet and whatever
video games dont do anything for me anymore
family just is not an option for various reasons
they are my only friends but out of all of them i can only seriously consider a number counted on one hand as actual good friends
but i cant even talk with them about shit because anxiety/paranoia says they dont give a shit and im bothering them any time i bring anything up myself which is fucking rare but still applies
in fact im pretty sure the few times i have brought shit up i actually was bothering them to some extent
the only reason i can air my hot garbage here is because i dont know any of you and you dont know me hopefully and this is the designated area for exactly this kind of breakdown to occur
still takes me a fucking hour and a half to get anything out and still makes me feel like an ass for spewing my bullshit all over your thread because fucking brain memes am i right
sorry about that by the way

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hoody hah

>family going out of town tomorrow
>hate being in car for hours
>hate wandering around window shopping
>hate being the one to stay home like a party pooper
Do I go suffer for family or stay home and masturbate all day

>>10201685
stay home and have fun

>>10201685
Maybe have dinner ready for them or a movie prepared to show them you care even if you stay at home or smthg

>>10123339
post it please

>>10145279
what does that mean?

>>10200656
I think I know who you are, if I'm right would you mind if tried talking to you in DM about it?
Regardless, if you were bothering them they would let you know so you should try talking to the ones you trust the most about it first.

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>>10203435
Here you go.

2 days ago i found out the guy im in love with loves me too so i feel pretty good for the first time in my life. he lives 3 states away and i plan on visiting him as soon as i can. how are you all doing?

>>10203637
thanks anon

>>10203659
Going to go get my head checked soon after years of deteriorating mental health and ability to function. It's going to be a fun month while doctors and meds get sorted out.

>>10203483
go for it

Coon

>>10205755
No.
U.

>>10203659
LDRs almost never have a happy ending unless you make an effort to close the gap for good but I hope it works out for you anon.

>>10207598
>LDRs almost never have a happy ending unless you make an effort to close the gap for good
well I guess I'm probably fucked then
especially since my one involves larger distances than that other anon's
I hate that the only relationships I've been in that I've really enjoyed and cared about have been long distance bullshit

I desperately need to get drunk. Have the money to do so but I know I shouldn't.

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Sha la la la laaaa

>>10208707
Then please don't anon.
>>10207825
Enjoy it while it lasts then and if you think it's worth it try and move in together somehow.

>>10209885
I don't have high hopes, but I guess you're right
I'm just scared about the possibility of moving and getting everything sorted out and then having a breakup or something
do I try and move back home?
do I stay in my new home?
there are so many things about it that scare me half of me just wants to end it now and just go and hide

>>10210216
Well here are some questions.
How long have you two been in a relationship, have you had your 'big fight' yet and were you able to reconcile easily, if you do want to move are you financially able and if not are they

>>10187775
me too, online gaming is dead

>>10210243
not very long at all, a few months at most
haven't had a fight yet at all
honestly I don't know if I want to move, I've only just really got my life on track here and a job that is actually fairly fun and interesting as hard as that may be to believe
I'm financially able to right now, yes
not sure if they are

>>10210369
Well if it's only been a few months I'd give it some time before considering any moving but I encourage you to at least visit in person if possible.

>>10210468
yeah, you're right
I should've already know all that, really
thanks for the reassurance

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>>10210610
No problem duder

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How do I make friends that aren't massive assholes?

>>10210808
I wish I knew how to make any friends.

>>10210846
I should just kill myself.

>>10211040
can i join

>>10201150
>and then Bennett and Clem fuck at the end

>>10211494
did they do it self-loathingly

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>>10211698
nah

>>10210808
stop watching anime

No.

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i've got little plastic baggies

what should i put in these little plastic baggies

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>>10211975
even smaller plastic baggies

why is it possible to have a great group of friends but still feel so lonely

I think it's because I really want a relationship but I dunno

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I wish people and their children would explode

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>>10212127
i have done this and then i put even smaller plastic baggies in those and now i don't know how to stop

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>>10212193
same

>>10212193
People and children are nice though.

>>10212752
people you could convince me on if you tried
but children are all demons

>>10212979
Children are beautiful. They're raw humans with little to no facades in place. They have no real ulterior motive and live only to learn and grow. All they need is a good gardener to cultivate them with love and care and they grow into beautiful flowers of society.

>>10213539
That's really beautiful, anon.

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>>10213539
ever had one screech at your face for more than 7 seconds with their parent just watching?

>>10214320
Why would you let a child screech at your face for more than 7 seconds?

>>10214624
because I was at work and telling the parent to control their kid would have got my ass fired

>>10215206
Why was the kid screaming?

>>10215315
children are demons and do these things for literally no reason

>>10215467
Everything happens for a reason. Are you sure there was nothing that triggered them at all? What's your job?

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>>10215619
>What's your job?
cashier

>Are you sure there was nothing that triggered them at all?
the kid wanted some candy or some shit like that and his pathetic mother just let him throw shit around the store, once they got to the counter he started screaming at his mother to buy him some, after she just ignored him he started throwing the candy at me/ screaming at me for the candy to be rung up. Later on that night the little faggot's dad comes in durk claiming that I insulted his kid and starts demanding an apology.

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>>10215952
>retail job
>cashier
you poor bastard

>>10216669
>>10216669
>>10216669
New thread boys, with actual possum